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"Today is the day!" You shamelessly shout into the wind as your family looks on uncomfortably. You ignore their judgmental stares. After years of preparation, you're finally ready to leave your small frontier village and travel to the city to register as an adventurer. For two summers, you worked your elderly neighbor's fields just to learn sword combat from a retired soldier. You spent the autumn with the best hunters in the village learning advanced techniques to aid you against any beast you may encounter. You sold the rabbits and boars you brought back to purchase a cheap set of leather armor. Finally just a fortnight ago you sold the small parcel of land your great-uncle had left you to purchase a fine iron sword from a traveling vendor. All the struggles and sacrifice were worth it however as you're finally ready to leave the confines of the village in search of a life as an adventurer.

"But son, what do you hope to find out there?" Your father asks.

"You have a family here who loves you, an inheritance, and land to provide for you!" Your older sister shouts in between her tears.

"Yes, but there is one thing I will never obtain if I were to stay here." You say as you stare into the horizon. Your eyes focus as the sun slowly rises into the morning sky, bathing you all in a golden glow of light. "And for that one thing, I am prepared to sacrifice everything I have..."

"Adventure?" Your younger brother asks.

"Pussy, my naive sibling. I shall wander the land in search of pussy. From the forests full of slender elf maidens, to the beds of seductive succubi and ponds of mermaids with the thickest hips you could imagine boy."

"Mermaids don't have a pussy. Their bottom halves are fish." Your brother points out.

"They have mouths!" You scream at him. "and breasts you could squeeze together should the need arise."

"Why can't you just meet a nice girl here?" Your sister pleads.

" They've all turned me down already-and that's not the point! I've no interest in simple farm girls when a world of possibilities awaits me!"

After a bit more back and forth with your family, you finally set off on the small dirt road to the city. You ride your trusty burro, Reuben for hours before you connect onto the Imperial road where you stop to have a small lunch of cheese and fruit. You nearly choke on a peach pit but a strike of Reuben's foot on your back sends the pit bouncing down the cobblestone road. Another half day's travel and you arrive in the city. A helpful guard directs you toward the guild hall, located next to a small inn.

You pay a small fee and the Guild receptionist helps you fill out an adventurer's card. You register as a warrior and she tells you you'll be able to register into more advanced classes once you've gained some experience. She explains the card will act as a passport allowing you to freely travel between cities and kingdoms, it will also provide a 15% discount on all meals at local guild halls. She points you toward the quest board where you may undertake any quests befitting your rank of rookie. She also recommends you gather a party to take on some of the more difficult quests.

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The hallway on Marie's floor was free of traffic when I furtively used the key she'd provided to open her door and steal inside. The room was completely dark. "Maria?" Oh, Jesus! What if this was some kind of elaborate prank? I imagined the lights suddenly coming on and finding myself in a room with Paul Warren and Arlie Stone. Or maybe with Maria and three of her college chums. But the lights didn't come on. Maybe she'd fallen asleep. Then I heard her disembodied voice from some...

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Worlds Oldest RookieChapter 10 Phone Sex

Maria had agreed that we wouldn't see one another again until the team got back to Baltimore several days later. But that wasn't going to keep her from calling me on the telephone. Sunday night, when we had just arrived in Minneapolis, I got a call in the hotel room from, according to the desk clerk, "Charlize Jones." It was Maria. "Charlize Jones?" I asked. "Half Charlize Theron, half Catherine Zeta Jones," Maria explained. "How many women do you know named "Charlize?" I...

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Worlds Oldest RookieChapter 11 Its the Real Thing

It was after three in the morning when I finally unlocked the door to my ratty little apartment and stepped inside. I was weary from the long road trip, that night's long night game, the long flight back to Baltimore, and the long commute into town from the airport. I considered just dropping off to sleep in the guest bedroom and not waking Maria until morning. Or maybe she had never actually made it over. Maybe my bed was just waiting for the Lone Ranger, as usual. But, no. The kitchen...

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Worlds Oldest RookieChapter 12 Walking on Eggs

We had the Oakland A's in town for the opening of our home stand that night, and Shiggie Nomura, our ace lefty starter, held them hitless for six full innings. But in the seventh, Shiggie suddenly lost it and damned if the A's didn't hit him up for back-to-back homers! The bases were empty for both of them, so we were still up 3-2, but there was nobody out, and Paul called the bullpen and got Gene Holtz and me both up-and-throwing real quick. Shiggie walked the next two hitters, one of...

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Worlds Oldest RookieChapter 13 Whoops

We were doing very well indeed -- both on the field and off, as August wore on. We'd come back from the brief New York and Boston road trip 4-2, and after sweeping Toronto three games at home we were gone again -- this time to Kansas City and St. Louis. We were completing the season series with the Royals, and we had to make up two rained-out interleague games with the Cardinals -- postponements from much earlier in the season. The only available makeup date had been that Thursday in late...

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Worlds Oldest RookieChapter 14 Peace Conference

I got a very late call that night from Maria. She kept crying and apologizing for getting me into this mess, and I kept reassuring her that it takes two to make a mess this big, and that I was the one who was older and ought to have had more sense. Maria stoutly denied that anything we had done was wrong, or that anything we had done suggested that we didn't have good sense. "Did Paul say anything to you?" I asked. "He said he was very disappointed in me," she said. That brought on...

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Worlds Oldest RookieChapter 15 Our Friendly Neighbors

Finally Paul found his voice. "You two -- want to get married?" "Yes!" Maria said. "Yes, sir," I said. "But -- you're just a..." "No, Daddy, I'm not just a kid!" Maria responded vehemently. In November of this year, less than two months from now, I will be twenty years old!" "I think that's wonderful!" Orlie said. "Do you have a ring?" "I was waiting to see if I left here alive, first," I said, "before getting one." "What about school?" Paul said. "I'll...

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Worlds Oldest RookieChapter 16 The Red Sox

Boston had recaptured third place in our Division during August, with the hapless Devil Rays fading down the stretch, but the Sox were only a pale memory of what they'd been, a few years back when they'd won it all. Like the Yankees, the Red Sox management had learned, expensively, that money wasn't everything, and that it took more than an open wallet to keep a club winning. God knows the wealthy clubs had a huge advantage. But — happily for the health of the game, competitiveness...

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