End of the WorldChapter 4
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Years of hard work on the indie circuit have finally paid off. You are a WWE wrestler just signed to a contract a week ago. The excitement gets to you as you walk into the arena. All that hard work you've done has finally paid off. After showing your ID card to security, you head to the locker room and find a locker. You were told to meet Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley before the event to discuss your involvement in the event.
As you walk into the locker room, you see some of the WWE superstars that you'll be working with. You stop to chat with them, but not for long, due to the fact you want to know what you'll be doing tonight.
After putting all of your stuff in your locker, Tazz comes over to chat with you. After what seems like 20 minutes, Tazz asks if you want to meet some of the other WWE superstars. You really want to see Steph before the event, but you don't want to pass on the chance to meet any of the WWE Divas that may be roaming around.
I was working as an assistant of a sales manager in a reputed firm. As you know that competition was bound to be happening and this is exactly why all this happened. We were to compete for a tender of an automobile company but for that we had to submit our projected reports for application in approximately one month and this is exactly where this started. Well as I was only an assistant so my participation was less but as I was hard working and an honest person in the eyes of my boss so I got...
I guess I really got too carried away. John had gotten promoted to foreman and he invited the crew to stop after work with him for a little celebration. His wife was throwing a party for him the next evening, but he wanted to have a few drinks with just his crew so we followed him over to the Kit Kat Lounge. The Kit Kat was a topless bar about ten minutes from work. You know how it is when you go out with the boys and start drinking. Some one buys a round and then some one else does and then...
“Donald.” “What, Mom?” “I guess it is time for you to understand all that your father did for us. He initiated and funded the creation of the Reset Manifesto so that we wouldn’t have to live as slaves to the whims of a handful of people. Many of the young people today don’t realize just how near we came to being slaves.” Donald and Patricia stared at Rebecca. Professor Bowlings said, “That’s true, Donald. Peter told me about his plan to create the Reset Manifesto on the day he started...
By Saturday evening, Jane’s head was still pounding, the cause of which was equal parts wedding planning, a waning hangover, a half-hearted attempt at sorting Luke out in her head – and mentally avoiding any thoughts of the man she’d spent the night with. Matt dropped them at the coordinator’s office at noon, leaving Lucy and Jane to follow behind Carrie while her wild ideas spun around, with Mrs. Brantley and her wedding staff looking confused and a bit out of breath. Carrie and her...
Elizabeth was worried. Stan had come in, sat down at his desk with barely a "Good Morning," and appeared to be listlessly looking at something on his computer. "Stan? Is everything all right?" she'd asked him. "Yeah, sure" he answered, continuing with whatever he'd been doing. She looked at him. Hair unkempt, what looked like yesterday's shirt on, Stan had clearly not taken time this morning to look in a mirror. His face lacked animation, his eyes lacked sparkle. Elizabeth felt...
Astrid's side of the story Vivian, Eve and I arrived at school to see a milling group of kids and teachers. A bunch of buses were idling in the parking lot. This is the first time I was going to meet a lot of my classmates. Vivian and I had become best friends ever since the school arranged for us to meet. She had made adjusting to America so much easier. The fact that my cousin Emma was a teacher here helped too. Emma and I had history. She had visited us in Ireland when I was 12. Oh, the...
"Hi,"She'd sensed that I was awake, even at the very second I opened my eyes."You slept like a log."Pulling her over so that she lay half on top of me with one leg thrown over my hip, I kissed her on the lips and ran both hands down her back, onto the swellings of her bottom."Yeah, I was tired anyway, and then I met this amazingly sexy woman."Snaking a hand down between our bodies, she found my erection and took it into her hand."Was she hot?""God yes, she was more than hot, she wore me...
Incest“Hello.” I answered not sure of the number. “Hey Dom, its Veronica.” “Oh…Hi, how are you doing?” I replied. “Well, I’m kind of lonely and horny. Do you want to come over and have some fun?” She asked. “Yes, sure! When do you want me to come over?” “As soon as you can get here; the sooner the better,” Veronica said in a temptress voice. As soon as I hung up the phone I jumped up and started to get ready. I shaved my face, dick, and balls to give her a little surprise and...
I mean sultry because she readily seemed to engage in conversation that is very very racy at the drop of a hat. Like when she asked her daughter J. why she'd date a guy that was 6" shorter than her; J. responded that she, was tired of having been dating guys with ,"the Irish curse" so she heard from a mutual friend that I was hung like a horse and decided to give it a try. "It's true Mom, he's got a cock the size of a horse!." M. shot back, "lucky you, lately I wish I had a guy to...
Although married to a lovely woman I have always felt attracted to shemales and men or just any cock really, I started wearing my wifes panties and wanking in them while she was out and often wearing them when we went out without her knowing. One afternoon I was sat at the computer wanking over some cock on cock pics whilst wearing a small pair of her panties, I normally lock the door and leave the key turned inside so if she did come home early I would have warning. I forgot on this day and...
When the cashier completed scanning her items and told the amount due, 94.22 the girl started to cry, and said "but I only have 87.55." The cashier said "you can write a check for the balance." The girl replied that "my husband will not let me have the checkbook. And, lordie, I need all of this stuff." and started to cry again. As I looked at the pitiful thing, she was about 5'5" tall and 110 pounds, with brown eyes and hair, and small breasts, the words "that's o.k., I pay...
This story is dedicated to a very special woman whom I love very much. I hope you all enjoy it as much as I did writing it. Especially you my love. Muah! * I was in the elevator back to my new apartment when you stepped in. Long dark hair with curls, curvaceous body with DD tits, flat stomach, and a fantastic ass, all on a short 5’ 5” frame; you were absolutely stunning. Then I met the gaze of your deep brown eyes. I realized my mistake, I should have been looking down at the floor the...
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xmoviesforyouEmma felt like royalty as Tim held the door open to his red Porsche. Emma was dazzling with her hair up, full length gold silk gown with matching opera gloves and clutch purse. She wore gold flats because with any kind of heels, she stood taller than him. To top it off she wore triple strands of opera pearls. In other words, Emma was simply stunning. The gown showed she had small but alluring breasts. Her nipples slightly jabbed against the silk making her all the sexier in his view. "You...
There's and old saying that goes, when your ducking and dodging the lemons life is throwing at you... sometimes you need to reach out and catch a few to make some lemonade with! That's just what my husband Tom and I recently had to do when we had a very bad experience with another couple, but we got lucky and were able to turn it around and make something extremely good from it! By the way, this adventure like all of my adventures I write about are ALL TRUE! I had been talking with the couple...
Aus den Augenwinkeln sah ich das die Leute zu uns herschauten. Und - ich kannte diese Leute! Ich h?tte zwar nicht den Namen nennen k?nnen, aber die durften mich keinesfalls erkennen. Nur simulieren reichte nicht mehr, hier musste mehr passieren. Ich legte meinen Kopf etwas schr?g und begann Ben zu k?ssen. Ich merkte, wie er erstarrte. Das war gut, dann konnte er keinen Bl?dsinn machen. Ich gab mir alle M?he, dass Ben nicht aus seiner Starre aufwachte. Ich hatte noch nie eine Freundin geh...
We had gone out for lunch for my birthday, a special treat and I knew she was feeling horny. We were going to go on to a local footpath where Dee had promised to do a bit of posing. But first we sat at this small restaurant, there was only us and another couple at a table fairly close by.“You see that guy over there Ben? He’s sitting with a woman that isn’t his wife. I know him through work. When he comes into my office he always has a grope with my bum. He’s a dirty sod, I think I’m going to...
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Disclaimer: this story is entirely fictional, and describes events that would never be condoned in real life. If you have trouble distinguishing between reality and fantasy, please seek help. If you find this material shocking or disgusting, I sincerely apologize for the unpleasant experience, and wish you well in the future. This writing was never intended to horrify, only to provide enjoyment for those of us who are into this sort of thing.First InterludeIt was a beautiful Saturday afternoon,...
Hi this is Raja from Chennai(madras) 23/M unmarried a great fan of story16 which gave me so many ideas and to know that lot of people are interested in sex all we need is to approach in a proper and safe way the stories which I have read gave me courage to enjoy my sexual life and I am happy about it, my humble suggestion to all the dear readers is enjoy life with safe sex and mutual consent, I would like to share one of my true incidents which happened in my life hope u readers enjoy this any...
Back at Dana’s apartment, Abigail lifted her head up from between Dana’s legs, wiping away much of the fluid that had gotten on her face as Dana breathed heavily on her bed. After talking, the both of them had embraced and one thing led to another and they were soon as they were before Dana met Josh; not that he disapproved. “We should probably tell Mike we made up,” Abigail said, lying down next to Dana. “Yeah, we should” was all Dana could reply in a breath before having to breathe...
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IncestPapa aur bhai ne milke meri bachpan chin liya Namaskar doston… main Aditi… firse aap sabkeliye kuch naya pesh kar rahi hun. Meri pichli stories ko aap logon ne saraha … iske liye aap sab ko bahut bahut sukriya. Kripaya aap ISS pe hi apni coment dijiye, mail pe bahut saari comments mile hai. Tahe dil se sukriya. Ye kahani hai ek 18 saal ki ladki ki. Uska naam Sneha hai, gadarai hui gora badan. Height sirf 5 ft 2 in ki hai aur fig 30 26 32 hai. Sex uske liye internet pe blue film dekhna aur apne...
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