This is the world of Caldxeria. Your county is a small one on the coast, it's main city Rieo is where your family resides. Several years ago, your father Duke Perrin died of smallpox and left you as the rightful ruler. Now, you have decided to take your rightful place as king of Caldxeria. But how do you begin?
Aspen
2 years ago
After I moved from Chicago to western Missouri, Barb and I still saw with each other at least four times a year. We’d alternate between Chicago and someplace closer to my home in the “Show Me” state. Whenever we were planning to see each other, the one in the city where we were meeting would try to find someone local to join us for a threesome or foursome during our two weeks together. Since she would be visiting me, it was my responsibility to find someone that would fit our joint sexual...
Exhibitionism
2 years ago
Cheryl Gets Used I am a fourteen-year-old boy that lives with two women. One is my sexy thirty-five-year-old mother and the other one is my adorable thirteen-year-old sister Cheryl. Everything had been fairly normal in our lives. Mom works as a Real Estate Agent and is in and out at all kinds of hours. Dad got caught fucking his secretary. He pays dearly for his mistake with alimony and double child support. We got the house and he got the shaft. He even lost his secretary. Too bad,...
1 year ago
I stood there with a "deer in headlights" look. Marie, my best bud's mom, laid there on the couch naked looking back at me. Standing over her also naked with a boner was a man I did not know. It would appear that these two were about to have sex but I must have walked in just as this man was about to plunge his cock into Marie. Finally the unknown man spoke " Hey sport, how about you come over and have first dibs on Marie's fine offerings." Marie head spun around. "But he has seen us both, he...
1 year ago
The next morning Julie woke up hung over. She wasn’t much of a drinker and the stuff Ashlee had made was potent. Then she remembered replying to Greg’s email. Oh, shit! She quickly checked her email. Greg had replied. ‘There’s no one here this weekend either, if you want to stop by today or tomorrow.’ He wasn’t even pretending it was about talking now, was he? Not that Julie would have believed him if he had continued that ruse. But maybe it would have been easier if she could have told...
3 years ago
A story that is part true and part fantasy. I recently found some photographs that reminded me that when I was in my early twenties I went on my first foreign holiday as a couple with my then boyfriend. We met a really nice couple.We were in the hotel bar having a post dinner drink when an older couple (we were mid 20s, they were late 40s I would say) approached us (I can’t remember their names so I’ll call them Jim and Pam). Anyway, they introduced themselves, said they’d noticed us by the...
2 years ago
Sometimes I just wake up and know that I have to dress as slutty as possible, find a chat room, find someone near me and arrange a meeting with them.i love those days...Recently, I woke up, already stroking my shaved body with a thick, hard cock and half raised on all fours. I was so horny, I was shivering uncontrollably and thinking of nothing but being a fuckdoll for the first available cock I could find.After coffee, I flipped on the Internet for my favourite chat room to see if a regular...
3 years ago
“Vert, we have been training for almost a week. We’ve improved and now we’re fairly good, but these Assault Troops are immeasurably better. If we have to make planet fall, I want one of our boy toys on each side of me. What about you?” “Yeah, I guess so, Relpt.” “What’s wrong, Vert?” “I’m not sure, Relpt. I’ve got this premonition that things aren’t going to go the way everyone is expecting them to go.” “What do you mean?” “Well everyone seems to be split between two camps. One camp...
2 years ago
New Felicity: The Azulians Life in Felicity had settled down and all were at ease with the presence of alien residents. It seemed those aliens knew everyone in town and had made love with a third of them. The aliens were preferred people. Felicity had seen hundreds of aliens come and go and all had been treated as new best friends. The decision to place the spaceport there had been an inspired one. Still alien races not in the Federation sometimes found themselves in the town. There was a...
4 years ago
I found this on myspace, I'm not sure if it is fiction or biographical. It may not be for some readers because of the level of violence, but if it is true, we may have something to worry about. I'm writing this to keep my sanity, as they have taken everything else away from me. A little less then a month ago, I was Terry Dunmore. Now I'm Bobbie Jaxs, tomorrow I'm not sure. It all started with a bad dream. I was in a room in front of about a dozen or so men in business suits. The...
2 years ago
Oh c’mon Ange, it’s only 10:00, surely Brad lets you stay out later than that,’ Brandi said with a little twinkle in her eye. ‘Brad has nothing to do with my wanting to go,’ Angela replied, ‘some of us aren’t on vacation and have to work in the morning.’ ‘Oh please,’ Alison piped in, ‘you own the studio, I think you can take a day off. Sit down and have another drink. After all, Brandi hasn’t been out with us in forever.’ ‘Yeah Ange, live a little,’ Brandi said, laughing at her best friend. ...
3 years ago
My first experience with shaving my pubic area was started more out of necessity than for the reasons I do it now. I was twenty years old, my girlfriend Amy and I had just returned from my first nudist experience at “Black’s Beach” near San Diego, and had to wait a couple of hours to shower off the sand and salt. I learned from my neighbor the reason for the wait was due to a water-main break near my house. The build-up of sand/salt in my pubic area was so itchy it was driving me nuts (pun...
2 years ago
The movie was not all that interesting and after a while her attention diverted to me a bit more. Think she was quite amused by my dedication at licking her feet. And I was learning. Learning the nitty gritty of foot licking and how to please her. For example if I sucked her middle toe finger with my tongue hard under it, she almost always moan with pleasure etc etc. She was becoming quite playful – sometimes holding my nose or my tongue between her toes fingers, at times running her feet over...
2 years ago
He would be arriving shortly to pick me up from work, Usually I had a pretty good idea what he was up to with his late night antics that he has become so accustomed to. My husband and I have been together for about 2 years and we were the best of friends for several years before this. So when it comes to knowing each other we have it down pat. I was nervous this time, he didn't give me any clues and he usually stumbles up and I don't have a hard time figuring out what he is up to. But...
BDSM
3 years ago
My wife and I had gotten into an alternative lifestyle early in our marriage. We got married at eighteen back in the seventies and lived in a very conservative town. And with my wife Lynn being a preacher's, daughter she had always had a certain image to uphold. But once we got married that innocent little girl turned into a hot nympho.Our first experiences were threesomes we had with some of our male friends. And Lynn saw how much it turned me on her being seen nude by my buddies that we...
Swingers
2 years ago
Suddenly the waiting was over. There was no longer time to be nervous. Raleigh had originally intended to stay home when the others went to pick up the Japanese industrialist at the airport, but at the last minute she decided to tag along. There is an old saying in the military: "No battle plan survives contact with the enemy." Others might refer to Murphy's Law. In any case, things went off track rapidly. Hamako had done her homework, and recognized Hiroto Nakimura as soon as he...
3 years ago
I bought a brand new SUV, 4 wheel drive. I am happy about this car. I asked Linda if she wants to go see a movie at the drive in and watch it from the back. She said sure. I put the seats down, put a sheet on it and grabbed pillows and a blanket just in case it gets chilly out. We drove in the drive in, not many cars there yet. I backed up and had the hatch open and ready for the movie. We laid back and waited, it was still little bit day light out. Cars were still pulling in. While we waited,...
3 years ago
‘But what about Pippin Mummy?’ whined Daisy, her bright blue eyes already welling with tears. ‘And Dubs?’ asked Oliver, looking anxiously at Robina. ‘They will stay here, don’t you see, ‘ said Robina, cooking at the Aga. ‘It will be alright, you and Daisy will be able to come and ride the ponies as usual.’ ‘I’m still not sure about it, ‘ grumbled Mark as he entered the kitchen, glancing at Daisy who was perched on the table. Her knees were grubby with mud and some straw was still attached to...
1 year ago
Rion and I are in the same class at college. We both have a significant other but we also have a thing for each other. So one day we skipped class and went to his house to fool around. We were passionately making out and my pussy got so wet but I was hesitant to do more because I was afraid my boyfriend would find out and I didn’t want to hurt him. Then Rion said he had an idea of what we can do; it would be lots of fun but not considered cheating. I was so horny that I gave in. He told...
xmoviesforyou
1 year ago
I bust open the door and their you stand. You have a paint brush in your hand and you just stare at me. You don't know why I'm there but you have an idea. I start to walk toward you. You drop the paint brush and start to back up. I get closer you keep backing up. I'm three steps away and you back into the wall you have been painting. I take the last three steps and all you can see is lust in my eyes. Your scared, you wasn't expecting this but you know it's about to happen. I rub the sweat off...
1 year ago
The trio had started off at dark the first night without event. They had walked down the road, and then trekked down the abandoned right-away until they were a few hundred yards northwest of the city limit sign. At that point they had split up, Matthew moving south along the western edge of town until he reached a small hill overlooking the school. Rob had moved along the northern edge of town, and then using the cover afforded by a large drainage ditch, moved more into the town itself....
3 years ago
Stripper Slut Nikki by Popov My name is Nick. I'm 21 years old and I've been in a relationship with my girlfriend Sasha for 4 years now. We are complete opposites. Where I'm short, about 5' 9", and slight, only 140 lbs, with long brown hair; she is tall, 5' 10", shapely, 37-25-33, with shorter blonde hair. We both went to college out west together, unfortunately I couldn't keep the grades to stay in. But it seemed to be working out for the best because with the job I got...
2 years ago
I woke up first and was quite horny after last night. I stared massaging his back, then moved down to his manhood. He had a morning hardness and I wanted it, so I softly rubbed him and moved the covers to have a full view. I slid down the bed and took him into my mouth, I heard him moan with pleasure. He moved and I continued to suck his extreme hardness. I just loved how he tasted and felt in my mouth. I love how his body feels and I want to learn every inch of it. He woke up and smiled. We...
2 years ago
Mom and Dad have always worked hard and their diligence paid off by way of a nice log cabin on the lake in western Mass. Then, Just when things were going fine, Dad accidentally juiced himself to death. The water heater was fed by two fuses. One fuse blew, leaving a hundred and twenty volts instead of two hundred and forty and with wet ground, you can see where this is going.That was five years ago. Mom is now fifty-five and looking pretty good, a bit plump with nice boobs, hips and long grey...
Incest
1 year ago
Mike had just rolled into work at 9.35am to start yet another boring day at the office. He was a little late but seemed in no hurry what so ever.I really want to quit this job, thought mike as he opened the fridge and peered into it longingly. He took out the milk and slammed the fridge door shut. His colleague was sitting in the same room, looking at a newspaper, suddenly jumped and nearly spat out his coffee when Mike had slammed the fridge door. Mike poured the milk in his cup roughly...
1 year ago
The sequel to Mystery Cunts and Mystery Cocks“What do we do next?” Chelsea asked me. We’d had so much fun playing Mystery Cunts and Mystery Cocks that we were dying for a repeat. “Who do you think you fucked?” I asked Chelsea. “Jack or Tyson or both?” “I don’t know!” she said. “But I have an idea for a new game tonight.” We told the guys we’d start at seven. Chelsea was so excited she came over at six. “I’ve got to take a shower,” I told her, stripping off my shorts, tank top, and panties and...
3 years ago
------------------------------------------------------ Life is tough as a high school boy, especially when you fall into the geek or nerd category. No, I wasn't some 300 pound, thick glasses wearing, heavy breathing troll of a nerd. I was a skinny 150 pound, average height of 5'10", average looks kid. I got lumped into the nerd category though early because I loved history, math, and enjoyed the latest Marvel movies. It also didn't help that I was pretty pale and I always had my brown...
4 years ago
His belt was undone; a sign that she recognized. He nodded toward the doorway to her room. “No,” she protested, “You can’t make me, anymore.” There was no question of the sternness of Don’s voice when he said, “I said get up here… now.” Her pleading eyes and frown had no effect on his emotion. He was pissed off that she had talked back to her mother, and she would receive her punishment. She hung her head as she climbed the stairs and never looked up at him until they were inside the...
1 year ago
Petite wife Macy is spread wide on the couch rubbing her hot wet pussy while her hired stud Tyler speaks with her husband getting instructions on today’s fuck session. The only request from Macy’s husband is he wants pics of her cumming and spraying her sweet pussy juices. Tyler quickly slips her panties to the side rubbing out her first batch of squirt before she gets to suck his cock as far down as she can handle it. Tyler fucks her tight pussy deep getting her to squirt tons of...
xmoviesforyou
3 years ago
Introduction: I had always admired my boss but today she went from a boss and friend to a M.I.L.F. I had just gotten back to the office from a late lunch meeting with a senior client and was quiet please with how everything had played out. I was sure the deal was final and we were guaranteed some additional business here on the west coast once all of the paper work was signed. I have been working as a sales associate for one of West Coast top design firms for the past 2 years, I use to work as...
3 years ago
It was 1994. I was 40 years old and a well practiced masturbator.I was vacationing in Hawaii on the island of Kaua'i accompanied by several relatives. Our excursion this day was to the far west side of the island and visit Polihale Beach (pronounced pol-i-HAH-lee). It's a long, wide beach, but the treacherous surf and currents make the water unsafe for swimming.We settled down for some sunbathing but shortly I got up to take a walk up the beach. Traveling with relatives had made spending some...
Masturbation
2 years ago
WHO?S THE DUMMY THE VENTRILOQUIST(Or, ?Which one?s the Dummy??) Okay, like, I don?t know why it happened, but it was fuckin? weird, man. I was sitting in the lounge of? Texas Tommy?s Boi-Toi Ranch, when they got an outcall for a ?Big strong, hustler?. As Mickie at the desk said, they wanted the biggest boy there, ALL OVER. Next to ?Detroit Half-Smoke? Willard, who?s been visiting his mom back in Florida, I?m the biggest boy?and the longest here at the Boi-Toi Ranch. Mickie also said...
4 years ago
I have always been an outdoor person. So my partner and I have often been on nature walks and ramblings through different forests and coast paths etc... So one day, like we have done before, we joined a rambling group and met up with some lovely people. The leader was a bit of an asshole but the rest were fine... As we were walking we kept talking a nice man called Sam and my partner, Gina and I kept lingering in the rear and sometimes the leader was having to shout back for us to keep up. It...
4 years ago
After a long and unstable marrage of 20 years, the divorce papers finally came. My wife and I only had one c***d, William, and he is very gay. My wife was too much of a homophobic bitch to support him. Even when he was younger we knew he would turn out gay. Always wanting to wear girl's clothing, dress differently, speak differently, even walk differently. I always supported him as a dad and as his friend. I never understood and I still don't understand my wife and how she could just leave her...
3 years ago
Introduction: My sexual experiences Hi everyone, well this is my first story I am writing about my sexuall experiences and I hope you enjoy,. My name is Kristy, I am 29yo , live on the North Coast of NSW, Very Petite only about 5ft 2, I have extremely large breasts for my size, a nice petite Pussy and Ass to match, this story is about a sexuall encounter I had with a guy whom I became friends with while I was working for a large Retail company. He was our delivery driver and a lot older, in...
3 years ago
Your favorite animated characters (both male and female) from both the big and small screen are getting naked. For some of these characters, it’s the most terrifying and humiliating of their lives, others a new and exciting experience, of some just don’t see what the big deal is. The stories you can tell range from a simple streaking story to an erotic story of exhibitionism. The choice is yours! Also, all normally underage characters are 18+ unless stated otherwise.
4 years ago
Mera asli naam rehne do sedhe story pado. Me jammu ka rehne wala hu aur muje sex ka bhut shok hai…Me sex ke liye addicted ho gaya hu , isi wajah se muje apni dost ki maa ko chodne ka khyal aata rehta tha..Vo kafi frank thi mere sath bachpan se hi aur me b jab se muth marne laga tab se hi uski bare me soch soch ke muth mara karta tha..Mera dost bahr engg karta tha aur mere dost ke papa govt job karte the aur unki duty jammu ke bhr thi ,mere dost ki bhen b hai jiske b mere ekele me momme dbaye ha...
3 years ago
Taylor headed to the edge of the building, gun held up and took a quick look around the side. The guard was lying on the ground, arms holding a gun, pointed at the side door to the hangar. Taylor moved around the corner, headed forward in a steady pace, weapon at the ready. Even as he started toward the man, he fired a shot wide, in warning. “Point that weapon at me, and the next one ends you,” Taylor said as he closed, his weapon leveled. The man almost looked like he wanted to try it,...
1 year ago
I am Jananjay Kumar and Jacky is my nick name. I am an engineering studient. I am smart good looking boy with long hair and well build body. This incident happened when I am in 9th std at my uncle’s house. That was a summer vacation. My father goes to a business tour. I and mother move to my uncle’s house. There was uncle aunt and her only daughter Kavya 21years old 34 28 36 with sexy breasts. She is like my elder sister at last vacation we met her and enjoy our vacation. But today I changed a...
Incest
2 years ago
Tom Boy By Jena Corso Edited By Angela Myers Part 2 "Just a minute Tommy," yelled his football coach as they started walking away. "Give the reporter two minutes of your time as soon as Tyrone is done." "Like this?" Tommy asked, before stopping himself as he saw the angry look on the coach's face. "What was that, son?" said the coach snapping at him. "Of course, coach," Tommy answered in a cowardly manner. "Whatever the team needs sir." The girls stood there giggling,...
3 years ago
It’s 3pm right now, and I’m sitting in front of the computer with a glass of Mountain Dew and a bag of popcorn, along with a plate of reheated pizza from last night. But, my mind is away from my food and the Yahoo messenger, with the instant message windows popping up. I quickly close them – my attention is focused on something else. I keep on going back to last night, and wondering if I should have walked out farther, even if it was raining quite hard and the ground beneath me was a muddy mess...
1 year ago
Dark Wanderer! Forget everything that you once knew about cuckold porn and get ready for a completely new format that you’re going to enjoy. We’re looking at a site which goes by the name of DarkWanderer.net (and that’s quite ominous in it of itself) and it focuses on some of the hottest cuckold and slutty wife stories that you’ll ever get the chance to read. Not only that, but there’s a gallery where you can watch all these hot wives in action as they cheat on their husband and he’s right...
Sex Stories Sites
1 year ago
That evening, both Adam and his teacher, Miss Greene, relived the exciting and forbidden events of the afternoon. Adam couldn’t believe the woman of his dreams, the love of his life, wanted him too. He could still feel his first kiss, the taste of her tongue dancing in his, his first blowjob and then repaying the pleasure by eating her out. It was all so much better than the movies he had watched online. He was in such bliss, and so satisfied from their adventures that he just lay there...
Taboo
1 year ago
It has been almost 2 years since we last had Ashley Wolf in the station and she’s back with a vengeance and hungry for cock! It takes about 27 seconds for the Cocksmen to pull Ashley’s tits out of her graphic tee that says “my tits are too nice for my life to be like this,” in which case and point, they are glorious. Who else is surprised it took that long? Soon she lays back and has the attention of FIVE COCKSMEN focused on her simultaneously. Ashley has already had the pleasure of fucking and...
xmoviesforyou
3 years ago
Orcs were much stronger than elves in every way. That doesn't mean that they are the Superior race. Elves are like snakes and can Slither away so quickly. It would be easy to lose track of them just like that. And many of them have escaped Orcs easily before. Strength isn't everything and elves were always better at agility. Truth be told Orcs has never fucked with dark elves yet. Dark elves were much stronger and faster than their counterpart. Not to mention they are malevolent and...
1 year ago
Please read my other story about Keri and her aunt Helen first.http://www.bdsmlibrary.com/stories/story.php?storyid=9766It was the morning after Helen had caught Keri with her piercings and they had spent the rest of the night having amazing sex. Keri was still half asleep, but something inside her pussy started to vibrate. First very slowly, but gradually it became more and more intense. Now somebody was sucking on her left nipple! She opened her eyes and looked right in to Helen’s eyes. Helen...
3 years ago
Mary watched as Hazel undressed, revealing her huge butterfly. As she removed her bra the flowers round her nipples came into view. Mary had only seen them before when Hazel was laid on her back, but now she was stood up and the hang of her breasts filled out the flowers so that they looked very real. Mitsumi had done a marvellous job on Hazel. “Your breasts are amazing, Hazel, can I touch them?” “I am beginning to worry about you Mary. Are you turning into a lesbian?”“Oh that is good coming...
3 years ago
This is a story about i****t between a mother and her son. If you don't like that type of story, stop here. The introduction is fairly long but I would encourage you to read it because it sets up the entire story. If you are desperate for a sexual fix, skip down to the middle of Chapter 1, or for that matter any other chapter, and you will find what you are looking for.:) However, I would still suggest that you then go back and read the introduction. As always, vote and send me an e-mail to let...
3 years ago
Savannah got to the terminal and everyone piled out. After we were sure we had all our bags, she locked up and we made our way to the entrance. Mandy led us, almost running for the warmth the building offered. She had been wearing a sweater and a knee-length skirt. I wouldn't be surprised if she made a mad dash to a bathroom to change. Airports always suggest arriving at least two hours before the scheduled flight. It was a good thing we had; the lines were huge. Mandy had disappeared and...
2 years ago
“So did you call him,” Carli asked as she answered the phone, not even gracing me with a hello of any sort. “Yes,” I answered, trying to hide any emotion in my voice that might lead her to believe that something had happened between the two of us. “And,” he coaxed at me, trying to get more detail than I was ready to really give her at this moment. I knew she was my best friend and I was supposed to tell her everything, but I was just not ready to tell her this. “We had lunch,” I answered,...
1 year ago
At a swingers party Penthouse sirens Brooke Banner and Holly West can’t keep their hands off each other and Steven St. Croix wants this delicious duo all to himself. Moving to a private room, the women get themselves wet and ready as the lucky stud watches. Then the gorgeous girls give him a joint blowjob before taking turns to have their horny pussies pounded in cowgirl and doggystyle. This threesome sees everyone satisfied with an explosive cumshot over Brooke’s titties as the...
xmoviesforyou
3 years ago
Hi, guys, it’s me additya here. This is my first indian sex story I’ve been reading iss for 2 years and now I wanted to share a weird thing that happened with me. This is my first story so please do drop a comment in my inbox you’ll find me on So, guys, I’m 20 years old and a gym freak and I have an average body and I’m much into mature women’s so any lady from Pune feel free to message me secrecy will be taken care of your identity. So do drop a message. So coming to the story it’s about my...
3 years ago
Who are you? We were on the bus on the way back from the first away game when someone finally said it. It had been hanging in the tension filled air that completely bewildered the new members of the band. ‘So who wants to play ‘Who are you?” called an anonymous voice in the crowd and everyone sophomore year and up looked around with eager looks on their faces, me included. We were under the cover of darkness, so the camera couldn’t see us. The band directors were all in their own car, leaving...
2 years ago
We all slept late on Saturday morning, but by 9:30 we were together around the Parker's kitchen table, enjoying orange juice, French toast, and crisp bacon. I filled my coffee cup for the second time and wondered what the proper attitude was, after a night of hot public sex on your friends' own marriage bed -- all of it recorded by Don's skilled photographic hand. The Parkers weren't feeling any tension, that's for sure. "What a night!" Louise said, refilling her own coffee cup....
2 years ago
So this was definitely the event that opened my eyes and made me realise I was probably a little more kinky than I thought. I met Emma at a club, she was hot, petite, long legs and big firm tits which had to be fake.... but actually weren't. Anyway we ended up dancing up on each other and I bought her a drink and got talking and ended up spending the night together. I won't go into the details of that night right now but it certainly was a lot of fun.Fast forward a month or two, we hadn't had...
1 year ago
Guarding Emma Watson Pt. 01So far this had been a day from hell. No scratch that, a week from hell. Hectic, badly planned, too stressful, badly timed and to top it all off, we were in London. The home of the beautiful, charismatic, intelligent Emma Watson. At least it was where she studied. I'm not sure if she was still able to call any place home really. But today really did take the cake. But perhaps I should clarify who I am. I'm Pete, Emma's personal bodyguard for close to four years now....
1 year ago
The Meeting ~Humans do not naturally posses magic. A child of dust and mud can only achieve power through four ways. They may pledge themselves to either the Light or the Dark, and be rewarded with a sliver of their power. They may channel the inherent magic of the Earth. The fourth way is to steal it. These thieves are called The Afflicted and they are abominations- The lecture Notes of Father Fredrick~ -Daniel Fleeting- I knew it the moment it happened. One moment I was riding into the...
3 years ago
Introduction: The blackmail continues as more cock joins the party Names of all involved changed to help with privacy. Fiona had been left tied to Steve Lomaxs desk for around ten minutes now and shed written in her diary that she was beginning to panic and struggle against the plastic restraints, but it was no good she was stuck fast and going nowhere unless she was untied and that would mean being found like this, which wasnt an option for Fiona. She was in way to deep already. The door...
3 years ago
I woke up slowly, luxuriating in comfortable warmth. Then I realized I was half-sprawled across someone. A man - Tony - my suddenly awake brain informed me. His scent filled my senses with my face buried in his hair, my lips brushing his neck. The rest of my body began reporting in and the news went downhill from there. My thigh was resting on an obviously aroused cock and his arm was between us, cupping one of my breasts through my tee shirt. Unconsciously I began gently moving myself...