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I'm John Doe, the dirtiest kept secret in London.

For all the obsession with tabloids and paparazzo trying to get the upskirt photo, they truly had no clue what the women of Britain were up to. When they want a good time, they call me. or text, but never over the internet. too risky. hell even cell phones were becoming risky.

So who am I exactly?

Well some would say I'm a lover of women, others a sleazeball, and some a gigolo. To put it bluntly, I'm who the stars call when they need a good fucking. Or whatever else they're into.

It's a very country club-like relationship. No one talks about what goes on with people who aren't involved. The average citizen would have no clue, and the newspapers are most definitely clueless. If they had the information and photos I have it'd be a field day. However, I made the decision when I first started that getting A list pussy was better than a few hundred dollars of leaked photos.

So now I'm established. Word quietly gets around, mostly through agents once they welcome their new clients in. Generally things are pretty professional, but sometimes a little more. Saying hello outside of the arranged time is strictly a no-no.

I have a nice little office which occasionally doubles as a fucking space and life couldn't be any better.

Suddenly my phone vibrates on the table. I reach over and slide the screen up to see who the text message is from.

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