Cigarette Made My Day
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Cigarette bums are the worst people in the world! I am a smoker and am very comfortable with the disgusting labels that come my way due to this affliction, but individuals who are either ‘giving up’ or constantly forgetting to buy, give me the shits. A standard response of mine to these arseholes is; ‘You haven’t given up, you’ve simply stopped buying.’ This response generally has a satisfactory conclusion and further harassment by this irritating breed normally ceases after that.
Of course, in life, there are always exceptions and Francois was one of these. Francois looked like a real hick, but a very sexy hick. He stood around five-feet-ten tall and had a well-proportioned body. Francois had recently turned twenty-one and was a real farmer boy. He always looked sloppy and the clothes he wore were generally smeared with earth, grease, or whatever else he encountered during a working day. The jet black hair on his head always looked unkempt and in need of a haircut, and the hair on his face, in sore need of a clipping.
Francois was rather crass at times and had a laugh that sounded like a barking seal. His voice was brash and loud, but he was an affable oaf, whom you simply couldn’t help liking. Above all, he had mesmerizing medium brown eyes and a killer smile, which simply made you weak at the knees. It always amazed me how different he was from his dad who was soft-spoken and always looked clean and neat. Dick, his father, was a very wealthy farmer in the region and Francois was his eldest son.
Francois always engaged me when we bumped into one another at our local pub. To my dismay, he discovered early on that we smoked the same brand of cigarettes. As you would imagine there was no shortage of money in his family. Francois, however, never seemed to have money on him. Naturally, credit was freely extended to him and everyone in the village knew that his dad would settle all accounts, promptly. Generally, Francois arrived at the pub after six in the evening when his work for the day was done. By then, the shop that sold our brand of cigarettes was closed and the limited cheaper brands available at the bar were totally unsatisfactory to him.
With a sheepish grin, he would always saunter over to me, before I routinely handed over three cigarettes at a time. It always amused me how he would place one cigarette behind each ear, and then after lighting up the one on his lips have a brief chat with me, before moving off and mingling with the other locals. Despite his yobbish persona, Francois was not stupid and often surprised me with his interesting conversation. In fairness to Francois, he regularly popped by my house on weekends to drop off a packet of cigarettes, which he had bought for me.
Francois had a girlfriend named Rochelle. She was blond and pretty, but had very little upstairs and communicated in monosyllables. Although they weren’t living together as yet, there was no doubt that they were sexually active. It was also apparent that she very keen on becoming a wealthy farmers wife. Rochelle seldom accompanied Francois to the bar, but when she did, she hung about like an unwanted spare part.
One Friday night when I hadn’t visited the pub, Francois pulled into my driveway at around nine o’clock. He had already been to the bar and was well on his ear by now. As you will no doubt have guessed, he popped by to bum cigarettes. After handing over the customary three cigarettes, Francois asked if I had any brandy and coke, his preferred drink. Once I had poured him a drink, he parked off in my lounge and made himself comfortable. More drinks followed and by the time he mentioned that he should be on his way, he was fairly drunk. I was very concerned about letting him drive, even though the road to their farm was rather inactive at that time of night. Six months earlier, when he had ventured further afield one Saturday evening, he had ended up with a DUI violation.
I then offered him my couch and a sleeping bag for the night. Francois had his own cottage on his parent’s farm and they didn’t monitor his coming and going. It was therefore not necessary to inform them that he would be staying over at my place for the night. What happened next, however, totally stunned me.
“I need to shower before bed and am going to need some help from you,” he stated, slurring.
With his arm around my shoulder, we headed off to the bathroom. Once there, he leaned forward against the tiled wall and asked me to remove his clothing. Excited as I was, this scenario was becoming a little weird and I have to admit, making me feel slightly uncomfortable. After removing his t-shirt I bent down and took his sandals off his feet. Next, I asked him to turn around and lean his back against the wall. Upon removing Francois shorts, I really got a good look at him naked.
Francois was not very hairy. Having often seen his calves and forearms which were fairly hairy, I was surprised that his chest and upper arms were far less furry. His upper back also only had a sprinkling of hair and his stomach was almost totally hairless. From his navel to his knees, however, there was literally a forest of hair all the way around his body. Francois dark cock was long and slim, with the most substantial foreskin overhang that I had ever seen. The wrinkled snout that hung off the end must have been at least an inch long. This masterpiece was nestled in two low hanging balls.
“I’m really a bit unsteady, will you wash me?” Francois asked, almost pleadingly.
“Sure,” I replied, albeit somewhat hesitantly.
As I was about to open the faucets to wet his body, he interrupted me by asking, “Shouldn’t you strip as well?”
Fuck, I thought, my cock is almost rock-hard. How the hell am I going to hide this from him?
Improvising, I answered, “Sure, but why don’t you turn around and lean against the wall so I can wash your back first?”
After quickly stripping I shortly had the water flowing, before applying shampoo to his hair. After that, I poured liquid soap onto a loofa and commenced washing his back. Fighting with all my might, I thankfully got my dick under control. When, however, I washed his hairy arse my knob once more ignored my commands. I quickly got to my knees and started on his legs. Once done, I asked Francois to turn and again lean with his back against the wall once more. Thankfully, by this time my cock had become slightly more obedient. I again began to work from top to bottom. After his arms, shoulders, chest, and stomach had been soaped, I skipped the genital region and completed the front of his legs.
When I thought I was finished and was about to turn the water back on, he asked, “What about my crotch, bro.”
Gingerly, I began to soap his dick and balls. There was a definite expansion that took place while I performed this task, and my heart beat so fast that I thought I was about to have a heart attack. On a couple of occasions when the back of my hand brushed against his dick, I could’ve sworn that an electrical pulse emanated from his tool.
As his cock began to stiffen, he awkwardly said, “Whoa, Dave, you’d better stop, or there could be problems.”
Respectfully, I backed off, devastated as I looked at his magnificent knob.
Francois turned again and after again supporting himself against the wall, I opened the faucets and let the water run over his body. While this transpired I quickly soaped my body. Then, asking him to move to the side, I rinsed myself off rapidly. Next, I retrieved two towels and commenced drying him off. Having completed drying his back, Francois turned once more and I began towelling the front of his body. Saving the best for last, when I got to his crotch I rubbed his cock and balls vigorously. Through the towel, I could feel his dick getting rock-hard.
“You’d… better stop, Dave,” he uttered, in a horny stammer.
Oh fuck, I thought, I’d give up my eyeteeth to suck this knob right now.
With a look of lusty angst, he then said, “Let me sit on the built-in seat while you dry yourself.”
After towelling off quickly we were soon on our way to the lounge with his arm around my shoulder. I hastily retrieved the sleeping bag and two pillows, before helping him settle down for the night. Francois dozed off immediately as I cleared the glasses and ashtrays from the lounge. I then stood looking at him as he slept, mentally chastising myself for getting worked up over a drunken straight guy.
In bed, I began to toy with myself, recalling every detail of the shower episode. I was so excited at this point that I shot my load within minutes. Sleep did not come easily as I tossed and turned with frustration, but thankfully, I finally drifted off.
Although Francois was up at five every morning during the week, on weekends he got to take things a little easier. I got up at seven and made him a greasy breakfast to help him with his hangover. After he climbed out of the sleeping bag with a morning glory majestically protruding from the front of him, he joined me at the dining table. It began to feel like my agony would never end. Shortly after breakfast, he left, thanking me profusely for my hospitality.
I was afraid that after our shower scenario, Francois might shun me in the future. This, however, was not the case and when I saw him at the bar again, things between us were perfectly normal. Of course, the cigarette bumming also continued and over the next few weeks I encountered him regularly.
Three weeks later, on a Saturday evening, Francois appeared at my door. Smiling, he was holding two packets of cigarettes in his hands. He said that one was for me and the other, was to ensure that he wouldn’t have to bum off me that evening. Francois had not yet been to the bar that evening and was totally sober. When he made himself comfortable in my lounge, I realized that he had arrived for an extended visit. After I poured drinks for the two of us, I joined him in the lounge.
That evening, Francois engaged me more in conversation more extensively than ever before. He told his entire family history and how important it was that he had to continue the family lineage. His great-grandfather had started their farming business and it was up to him to ensure its continuity. Francois also openly spoke about his relationship with Rochelle. I was stunned by his old-fashioned and misogynistic attitude toward his girlfriend. He had no doubt that he would marry her in a year or two and hoped his sons would have his brains, and her good looks. His parents, fortunately, approved of her and she was apparently, a good cook.
As I suspected, they were having a sexual relationship, but he told me she was very shy and unadventurous in the bedroom. Rather than bother him, he approved of this behaviour.
“The woman I marry mustn’t be a whore in the bedroom, that would be unseemly,” he stated.
There was another girl in a nearby town that he had fucked from time to time, but sadly she had become permanently involved and so that door was now closed to him. She had been into oral, anal, and ‘anything goes,’ as he put it. But to do so with his possible future wife, according to him, would be inappropriate. I was totally gobsmacked by this reasoning.
As we chatted endlessly, Francois’ drinking was far more controlled than normal. At around ten o’clock he asked if I still had the sleeping bag. Even though he was perfectly capable of driving, I nonetheless said that he was welcome to use it again.
“Cool, then I suppose, it’s time for my ‘shower’,” he stated, with an impish look on his face.
When we got to the bedroom, Francois moved toward a chair I had in the corner and started stripping.
“Mind if I leave my clothing here?” he asked.
“No, not at all, that’s what it’s there for,” I replied.
“So, what are you waiting for, Dave?” he asked.
I moved over and also commenced removing my clothes. Once we were both naked I was surprised to see his cock fully erect.
“Are you going to clean my dick again, Dave?” he asked, with a naughty look in his eyes. Speechless, I simply shrugged.
“I don’t suppose you want soap in your mouth?” he suggested.
“Huh?” was all I could muster, with a surprised look on my face.
“Last time I was far too drunk to enjoy a good crotch service, but this time I won’t waste the opportunity,” he said, as his hands pushed down heavily on my shoulders.
Jesus, I thought, is this really happening?
After I knelt before him I was about to grab for his cock when he said, “Put your hands at your sides and keep your mouth shut, I don’t like greedy people.” After a short pause he continued, “From here on I make the rules and you obey, are we clear on that?” I simply nodded.
A protracted cock-teasing episode now began, as Francois began tracing all my features with the front of his snout. My eyes, lips, cheeks, forehead, and nose got tickled by his overhang. As Francois excitement grew, precum began to ooze from the snout, leaving a trail of slime in its wake. After a few minutes of this torment, he put the front of his dick under my nostrils. Francois now began to slowly pull his foreskin back. As the snout began to unfurl it reminded me of a sea anemone, and I couldn’t wait for my tongue to be the clownfish playing in the folds.
When the dusky pink dick-head began to emerge as delicious essence assailed my nostrils. As the glans revealed itself in its full glory, my lips were twitching with anticipation. Francois now began to smear his knob-head all over my top lip, while I imbibed its wonderful fragrance. Moving his body back slightly, I watched as the head disappeared back into its sheath, as the snout once more shut the door on its prisoner.
“Open your mouth Mister Greedy, but no tongue. Do you understand me?” he ordered.
After nodding my head I thought about the poor deprived clownfish in my mouth. At glacial pace, Francois’ dick now began to enter my mouth. Having retracted my tongue as far back as possible, I wondered what would happen once Francois’ knob hit the obstruction. When it finally did, he simply instructed me to flatten my tongue and at last, I got to taste his cock. As Francois knob began to nudge the opening at the back of my throat I felt his grip on my head tighten.
“We’re going all the way, Dave, so you’d better relax your throat muscles,” he informed me.
Being a cock sucker of note, I swallowed an invitation to his knob and shortly he went balls deep. Francois employed a leisurely pace as he commenced skull-fucking me. His approving groans left me in no doubt that my oral skills were wholeheartedly enjoyed. I luxuriated in the jungle of fur surrounding my face as my mouth got comprehensively fucked, and for good measure, my right hand began fondling his ample nuts.
After a while, he said, “Get on the bed and lie with your head over the side. I want to fuck your face properly.”
Once in position, I watched his upside down form approaching me. When my mouth opened for him he first pushed one of his balls into my mouth. With my nose nestled in his butt crack and inhaling his sweaty essence, my lips and tongue went into overdrive on his nuts. Francois now departed from his former measured reserve and began grunting and panting, like an animal. No longer able to restrain himself he retracted his nut-sac and hammered his cock back into my throat. As he began to grunt a short while later, his spunk started bubbling out of his foreskin in lumpy blobs. With him hovering above me he let me savour and lick his knob to my heart’s content. I was happy to forgo my own release, hoping that I would later be able to do so, if and when he fucked my arse.
“Fuck, Dave, that was the best blowjob I have ever had,” he said, as he collapsed on the bed next to me.
After a short while, I asked, “Do you want to shower now?”
“Nah,” he said. “In fact, I also won’t need your sleeping bag tonight either,” he concluded.
I just remained silent. The straight boy had cum and had his pleasure; all he wanted to do now was to fuck off ASAP. When he got up off the bed I assumed that he was about to dress and head for home.
“Kinda figured… that with all of sweating still ahead of us, we may as well wait till morning to shower,” Francois informed me. Then, he lifted the side of the duvet and got into my bed. Totally floored, I simply followed suit.
In a night of surprises, the next one was probably the biggest. Being a bi-curious, essentially straight boy, I could accept that a blowjob or even a butt fucking could occur, but when he leaned over and began kissing me, I was totally blown away. And fuck… could this guy kiss! The sensuality and tenderness of his embrace were overwhelming. I hoped that Rochelle knew what a lucky bitch she was. On and on we went for what seemed like an age. Finally, however, I felt him encourage me to turn onto my stomach.
Francois range of pace and sexual positions were exceptional. Slow, fast, hard, gentle, on my back, on my side, doggy style, then on my stomach again. We both shot our loads a further three times that night and for good measure, a few more skull-fucks were also added into the repertoire. The fermentation of his ever-escalating manly odour almost made me convulse with pleasure.
Over the following year, we enjoyed our get-togethers every three to four weeks. Naturally, we did not want to raise suspicion or get tongues wagging in the village. A year later, when he finally married Rochelle our antics sadly ended. We always remained cordial but alas, hope as I may, his pickup never again stopped at my place. Incidentally, he also gave up smoking.
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Und draußen schallte wieder Punkmusik aus dem Ghettoblaster – von der Eisenbahnunterführung bis zu seinem Haus! Punks und Skater hingen da ab. Das war diese Art von Jugendlichen, die ihren Eltern das Leben schwer macht , die von Arbeit nichts hielten, sich an keine Regeln hielten, ständig auf Party machten. Die soffen viel zu viel und kotzten dann in irgendeine Ecke. Denen bedeutete doch nichts und niemand etwas. Wahrscheinlich nahmen sie auch Drogen und trieben weiß-Gott-was mit...
BDSMI had been dating Chloe for 6 weeks when I got the invite to meet her parents. It wasn’t something I really wanted to do – I personally didn’t see a long term relationship with Chloe being on the cards, but at that moment I was enjoying having a 22 year old on my arm and in my bed most nights of the week, so it was a small price to pay. A date was agreed for me to drive down to her parents’ house in Surrey for a meal and overnight stay.The agreed Saturday arrived and I was a little nervous; I...
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Fetish Porn SitesAbsinthe 2: The Absinthe of Malice By Morpheus The flight from Seattle to Boston had been extremely long and uncomfortable, even with the two hour delay in Chicago where I got to stretch my legs and change flights. My book had given me something to do during the countless hours in the air, though admittedly, Collin had been my largest savior from boredom. The two of us had ended up talking for over half the flight, and by the time we finally landed, I was even starting to consider...
After tea on the Friday evening Thelma stopped me as I was going into upstairs to my room. Her eyes looked wild and her breathing was heavy. “I’m going to a party,” She said in a low voice, “do you want to watch me getting undressed?” I nodded like a puppet. “Wait in my room…I’ll be up in five minutes.” I skipped up the stairs two at a time! I nervously let myself into my sister’s bedroom. I’d been in many times before – borrowing her dirty knickers and stuff to use...
Harry and Rob sat in the local pub in their usual spot in the corner by themselves. They were having a discussion about what to do with Ethel. Rob has been adamant that he wants to hang Ethel by her ankles and butcher her. Harry strongly disagrees with him. Harry is convinced that if he talks to Ethel he can persuade her not to go to the authorities and they will be able to use her the same way the other men. Rob agrees to try Harry's way first but he says" if she wants to argue I'm going to...
kEthel sat with her tits nailed to the work table. Her tits were swollen to twice their normal size from the beating they had received from Harry and Rob and the axe handle. Ethel sobbed both from the pain and the feeling of despair and hopelessness. She knew she would not be able to sweet talk the men into letting her go without anymore abuse. Harry and Rob arrived and again Ethel begged and pleaded with them to let her go. The men laughed and told her they still had a few more things they...
Note : This story is completely fictional!In nineteen forty six Thelma Lou Anderson was married with three kids. Linda was the oldest. She was sixteen. Guy and George was ten and Guy seven. Thelma owned a beauty shop in Kansas City. She suspected her husband Lawerance was cheating on her again. She followed him one day when he thought she was at work and saw him go into a house. A woman opened the door and he went in. That was all the proof she needed. She went home and packed her suitcase and...
IncestThelma was 22 and like all of the young women at that time was still living at home with me and our parents in rural Kent; even though she had a good job in local Department Store. I was 15 and had just left school. The summer of 1965 was particularly fine so it wasn’t uncommon for me to sit around our secluded garden reading a Detective novel when my parents were at work. The difference today was that Thelma was on the first day of her annual holidays and had joined me wearing a very...
The Magic Cigarettes By Heather St. Claire Hi, my name is Lyle...except for most weekends, when it's Lyla. Confused? I would be, too. Here's my story, whether you can believe it or not. It all has to do with some magic cigarettes. You know what the really ironic thing about this is? I grew up hating smoking. My parents smoked; so did my older sister. But I decided at an early age that I wanted nothing to do with the habit. I made a vow when I was 13 to never even date a girl...
Ethel hung by her wrists while Harry and Rob left to get some rest. She nodded off from time to time but the fog of her mind cleared she realized that other than when they punched her she actually enjoyed the way they that fucked her so hard and so brutally. She enjoyed the helpless feeling as they ravaged her body. She believed that she could talk to the two men and they would release her without too much more abuse. She was wrong.As Harry and Rob drove back out to the warehouse they talked...
Ethel hated her name. She was born during the tenure of I Love Lucy. The beloved Ethel Mertz from the television show was the bane of the real life Ethel's existence. There were the jokes about her having to marry Fred. There was only one Fred in her high school class. He wasn't her type; not even if he was the last man on earth. Ethel was every bit the epitome of her name. At five feet even her looks, dress and vocabulary mimicked the character she despised. Although she fought to break the...
Not seen the bitch out with her bitch for a while, she text’s me when she’s out, but it had been difficult to coordinate. Good weather over the weekend had allowed an extended walk in the woods with the boy. Spotted the dog mine had service a couple of weeks ago, the owner walking behind. Spring clothes are allowing a better view of her melon sized tits and big arse held in tight Levis and shirt. My boy runs over and sniffs her bitch's arse to make sure, and they run off together. The owner...
Ethel's Pa was telling a story. "A man comes into the garage wanting a new horn for his Dodge. The old bulb was torn. Well, we have horns; but they don't fit his brackets..." "What did he want with a horn?" Ma asked. "Dodge cars don't need them. They have 'Dodge, Brothers' written clearly on the front." "Oh, Nellie," Pa said, but -- at least -- he dropped the story. Ethel couldn't decide which was worse, Ma's jokes or Pa's stories. Pa was fascinated by anything mechanical,...
Damn Katherine and her classy fashion sense... Once again my Mother-in-law had a new skirt suit which would work for brunch, mother-of-the-bride or some other fancy occasion, it was simply lovely. Tonight was one of those other occasions. The suit was perfect for the work awards dinner that my wife Veronica has dragged me too. Katherine, on the other hand, who was looking just so, was all too happy to attend. Katherine's suit is simply irresistible to me. The color, the style,...
Let me say right up front that Gunther was definitely not a young man.I knew he had been around the Santa operation at the North Pole long before I arrived with my bright ideas for cost reduction. I was called in to promote increased toy production by the easily distracted Elves. Those little imps preferred being silly rather than busy little workers focused on their quotas like dedicated employees. As a small-sized human male, I was able to relate easily to the female Elves because they liked...
Fantasy & Sci-Fifrom my supernatural~romantic novel set in Regency England from the diary of Betsy Corning, Darlington, England, September 1815 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I am undone! I have given into temptation and trod the left-hand path. I did not tarry there long, I yet have a semblance of a conscience. But little good will it do me – I will be punished for it sooner or later. But oh, should any ladies read this, perhaps you, at least, will understand what provocation I had endured and grant me some...
When we entered the dining salon, all conversation stopped. I had changed from my travel clothes earlier, but was still in black. Esther was in a peach colored evening gown. As I said before, she was ravishing. Martha and Hatty walked behind us in their evening gowns. It was plain that everyone wondered who this girl was with the Royal Executioner and the Guild Master for companions. Certainly most of the apprentices and the other Guild members had not met, or been introduced to Esther. None...
“Are the statements, that the Lord Executioner made, true?” the Village Chief demanded sternly. “Yes, Un ... Uncle,” the young man finally answered very quietly. “A week in the stocks,” the Village Chief pronounced, “and the same for those two friends of yours.” The Village Chief then turned to me to apologize. “I am sorry I doubted you, Lord Executioner. It would appear that I need to pay closer attention to what is going on with the workers in the fields.” “An excellent idea,” I replied,...
"Language Theresa!" "But Mrs. Bradshaw, I only said..." "Hush Theresa, I will not have such rude vernacular spoken in my boarding house! Also, kindly remove your elbows from the tabletop. More over, the fork was placed on the left side of your plate for a specific reason." Theresa blushed as she looked around at the other five girls, some of them putting on airs. "I never ate before with my left hand Mrs. Bradshaw." "You are a student now in the most prestigious Ladies College in...
Cigarettes By Callie Messenger I tried everything to give up smoking. Changes in diet, exercise, herbal teas, cold turkey, hypnosis tapes, nicotine patches and gum. My wife was being driven up the wall by my attempts. Well, it was her fault that I was giving up anyway. She simply didn't like it anymore. And, every time I tried to give up, I seemed to return to it more strongly, smoking more as though in an attempt to catch up on what I'd missed. Finally she had had...
Esther III ? by: TamarainRubber Even though we knew we were going to be late for Lisa's party, we couldn't keep our hands off each other. For the next hour or so we grabbed each other like wild cats in heat. Her breasts heaving and her lungs gasping for oxygen, Esther still found the energy to warn me not to cum. At some point she did pull my cock out from behind my rubber bloomers and shoved every inch into her mouth. The clothes she had dressed me in only made me harder and,...
This story starts out with a little about me. I'm a crossdressing hubby, been married for ten years. My wife knows about my dressing up, even helps once and a while even though she doesn't like it too much. Sherri my wife went to work at 6:00 am she's a nurse at a local hospital working 12 hr shifts... so that leaves plenty of time to indulge in my deep dark fantasy. I love to dress up and smoke those long Virginia slims menthol light 120's It makes me feel so...
The next day I was in full Katherine mode from the moment I unlocked her door. I greeted Sunshine just like Katherine did, using the same tone of voice and gestures. Of course Sunshine reacted just she would with her female owner. As soon as I took her for a short walk and fed her, I went straight to my bedroom, well after the prior day I felt so much more comfortable there, I wanted it to be my bedroom. I took a shower and shaved everything again. I didn't know how I was going to...
Hope you like Esther's latest installment! ESTHER FOUR By TamarainRubber I obediently followed Esther down the long narrow hallway that led into an enormous room filled with the sounds of clinking glasses, soft whispers and a bevy of leather-clad women and men dolled up as maids, rubber babies, and crossdressing sluts like me. Strangely enough (and very much to my pleasure), there was little if any evidence of the S&M parties I had only read about, but never...