The Bedsit
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You wake up around 7am on the morning of your girlfriend's birthday. She's still sound asleep, snuggled up and smiling slightly. She's an adorably little blonde with a big, devilish smile and piercing, beautiful eyes. The two of you are so in love.
You slide stealthily out of bed and hurry downstairs to make your famous eggs benedict. You fry up some potatoes and mix some fruit and yogurt in a bowl, then head back up to her room. You place the spread down on the night stand and kiss Wendi awake. She gets her bearings after a moment and then smiles that sexy smile. "awww, you made me breakfast in bed. Thank you babe!"
You situate Wendi's pillow so that she can sit up and hold the tray in her lap.
"Are you eating Alex?" she asks.
"I had some cereal while I made your breakfast. I'm just here to make you happy today, sweetheart, its your day. Happy birthday love!"
The two of you kiss and Wendi starts eating. "mmm, soo good babe".
You sit there watching her enjoy the breakfast you prepared, and you're so happy to see that she's enjoying herself. She looks at you sweetly with her pale blue eyes, but the smile on her face is almost predatory.
"Well babe, if you really want to be nice to me you could massage my feet while I eat my breakfast." Wendi stretches her leg out and taps her stocking foot against your arm.
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