Hero
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You glanced around - it was an eerie night, with the full moon glowing brightly in the sky and shadows being lengthened to pull off a more frightening look than they usually would have.
You gritted your teeth, and kept moving, though your body was tensed - this wasn't a good part of town, and you knew that because you were a guy, you would probably be beat up at the first opportunity. If you let them, of course - you were strong, standing at a good 6 feet, and though you weren't exactly muscled, you were one of the strongest kids in your high school.
"HELP!"
Shit! What was that!? You immediately searched for the cause of the noise, and found it, in the form of the eighteen-year old Jenny Kim, a Korean girl, and one of your best friends.
"Jenny!?"
"Matt!" she screamed, tears pouring down her face, and you immediately saw why - she was mostly naked, the only clothes remaining on her body being her panties and her socks. Behind her, a large, imposing man stood, anger flashing on his face as he found another obstacle between him and his prize.
Quickly, you raced over to Jenny, and pulled her behind you, trying to ignore her sexy little B-cup tits that you had fantasized about for... well, forever.
"What the fuck, man?" you swore at him, bringing your stance into the style of a street fighter - fists in front of your face, legs spread apart, body tensed in preparation of an attack.
"You're robbing me of my pussy, dumbshit," the other man shouted, his eyes flashing, and he pulled out a knife from his boot, sending you into a panic - crap! What had you gotten yourself into?
But there was no way you would abandon Jenny, no matter what the costs were for yourself.
You readied your stance, and prepared to fight your way out of this.
You charged forwards, your fist already shot, but the man grabbed it and twisted it, making you grit your teeth in pain. He tried to stab you, making Jenny scream, but you managed to dodge it for the most part, only receiving a short scar on your left arm.
Now, the man pushed you against the wall, rendering you unable to move, and jabbed his knife forwards.
You closed your eyes, and awaited certain death.
You woke up in the hospital, three days later, to stare into the beautiful, blonde face of a nurse, who had massive tits.
"It's the hero! He's finally awake!"
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