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Gareth had no interest in relationships. On the few occasions when he tried to settle down believing that he had found ‘the one,’ boredom very shortly set in. Gareth even found it difficult to indulge in repeat performances with guys that he had formerly enjoyed, because with the anonymity gone, somehow these reprises always fell flat.

For Gareth, the unexpected was what fuelled him. He always felt like a kid opening a Christmas present as a zipper was pulled down and the smell and taste of a new cock was like an elixir to him.

Gareth loved fucking and sucking, as much as he liked being fucked or sucked. For Gareth the high point of sex was; being fucked whilst being sucked, or better still, fucking someone’s arse as another guy fucked your backside. Having sex in public toilets turned him on incredibly, and the smells in these places virtually had him panting with lust. There was no better venue than a restroom and the seedier the place, the more turned on he became.

With more than twenty days of vacation due to him, Gareth decided to embark on a pilgrimage of anonymous sex. He would simply head west and stop off at truck stops or smaller gas stations, which looked promising. After a bit of research on the internet, Gareth drew up a rough plan of the course he would follow on his journey. He wasn’t a total philistine and also ruminated about the additional benefits that his trip would offer.

Firstly, his brain needed a recharge after all the hard work that he had put in during the preceding months. The alone time in his vehicle would definitely refresh his mind. In addition, being out of the city and in the fresh open air would also add to his mental wellbeing.

After a relaxing weekend, Gareth finally embarked on his adventure early on Monday morning. Four hours later he arrived at the first pit stop that he had earmarked on his map. Having strategically parked his vehicle with a clear view of the restroom, Gareth headed for the shop to buy a bottle of water. Upon his return, he sat in his car monitoring the toilets.

Nobody came or went for the next few minutes and needing a piss, Gareth finally moved in that direction. As he entered there was a skinny and unattractive guy at the urinal, shaking off imaginary drops of piss. Gareth then took his cock out and began to urinate alongside the man.

Not only was the guy totally unappealing but he also had a really small dick. Gareth wasn’t size obsessed, but he had definite standards and this guy fell way short. Without making eye contact Gareth quickly finished off and made his way back to his vehicle. When he did not see the man leave the restroom during the next ten minutes, Gareth decided to move along.

It was another two-hour drive that lay ahead for him before the next truck stop. Once again, Gareth parked his vehicle strategically before buying a sandwich and a beverage for lunch.

As he sat eating and monitoring the toilet area from his vehicle, Gareth observed two good-looking guys making their way to the restroom. They seemed very chatty and familiar with one another as they entered. Sadly, in the time it would take to have a piss they exited and made their way back to their respective vehicles.

Then, five minutes later Gareth saw a really chunky man heading towards the toilets, followed two minutes later by a slender young guy.

After another five minutes when neither of them had yet exited, Gareth’s curiosity got the better of him. As he entered the restroom he observed, that only the stall door at the far end was closed. Moving quietly in that direction he entered the adjoining stall and was pleased to see a glory hole in the partition.

As he peered through the glory hole, Gareth saw the young man bent over the toilet seat and the chunky guy fucking him from behind. He was amused as he observed the chunky man’s stomach resting on the slender guy’s backside. ‘Chunky’ was fucking contentedly and groaning his approval, as ‘Slender’ gasped in unison.

Gareth watched the show for a short while before Chunky withdrew his cock and Slender kneeled before him. Chunky then shot his load in the slender guy’s mouth and afterward, as Slender commenced orally cleaning Chunky’s dick, Gareth left his stall and went back to his vehicle.

After Gareth saw them both exit the restroom, he continued watching for any new arrivals. After twenty fruitless minutes, Gareth turned the key in his ignition and departed. Gareth wasn’t superstitious but he hoped that his lack of action thus far, wasn’t a bad omen.

With the following stop three hours away, Gareth really began to relax and sing along to the songs he had recorded for his trip. After an enjoyable drive, he arrived at the final truck stop of the day, hoping that his luck would finally turn.

As he parked his car he observed a young cowboy heading for the toilets. From the cowboy’s body language, it was clear that he wasn’t just entering to relieve himself. Horny as hell at this point, Gareth rushed over to the restroom. Upon entering he observed the cowboy at the urinal pretending to piss. Gareth dispensed with all the customary build-up and cocking his head, bade the young man to follow him.

Gareth entered the last stall and left the door slightly ajar. He was very pleased when he heard footsteps heading in his direction, but rather disappointed when he heard the stall door next to his close and get bolted. Realizing that the cowboy preferred total anonymity, Gareth bolted his own door and removed his shorts. As he was about to sit on the toilet a cock materialized through the glory hole. The cut dick was substantial and extremely pretty, and Gareth instantly got to his knees and got to work.

After a few minutes the knob was retracted, but to Gareth’s delight, it was replaced by a furry hole that was mashed up against the aperture.

Gareth first gave the pucker a good rimming before he stood up and placed the head of his dick against ‘Cowboy's’ manhole.

“Go for it,” a whisper from next door proclaimed.

Gareth pushed forward solidly and entered the hole in one fluent motion. The ‘oomph’ from next door really excited him. Plunging gradually at first, Gareth then began to gather momentum as he hung off the top of the partition. After a very short while, he felt the warmth clamping his knob disappear and then the unmistakable embrace of a mouth reappear. This new pleasure was also not very sustained before he felt his cock being pushed away from the hole.

As he looked down at the glory hole a pair of lips told him to turn around. After a few minutes of rimming and tongue prodding, Gareth felt a dick-head nudging at his sphincter. The cowboy obviously had no time for gentleness, because Gareth grunted even louder than the cowboy as his sphincter got forcefully invaded. As Gareth grimaced the cowboy went ballistic and shortly, the grunts from next door declared that Gareth’s arse was being seeded.

To Gareth’s dismay, as he turned and looked through the glory hole the cowboy had already zipped, buckled, and was on his way out of the stall, leaving Gareth high and dry.

Gareth remained in his stall for another twenty minutes but when nothing else happened, he decided to be on his way. It had been a long day and he was tired and hungry.

Following another hour on the road, Gareth arrived at his final destination of the day. The motel he was staying in was very old, but in fairness, it was neat and tidy. They did not serve dinners, only breakfasts, and sandwiches until three o’clock in the afternoons. They did, however, have takeaway menus in their rooms and these meals were delivered to your door. After ordering a pizza, Gareth had a well-earned shower.

An hour later, Gareth decided to visit the bar in the motel but this turned out to be a waste of time.

The following morning after a really good breakfast he again got on his way. At his first stop, things began looking up and Gareth gave three blowjobs in quick succession. These guys were only interested in unloading their own spunk and offered no reciprocation. All three, however, were impressively endowed and with a full stomach of cum he proceeded on his way.

At the following truck stop, he had a rather nondescript encounter, before again getting on his way.

Then, two hours later Gareth had the best encounter of his trip thus far.

When he arrived at that pit stop he entered the restroom immediately. To his delight, there were two nice looking men standing at the trough. They both bore the expressions of guys that had been caught doing something naughty. Gareth instantly stood next to them and his hand action left them in no doubt as to the purpose of his visit. The older and chunkier guy summarily stepped off the urinal platform, then with a head gesture summoned Gareth and the lanky youngster to follow him.

Shortly, they were all ensconced in the same cubicle. The chunky guy had a thick stubby uncut dick, but the youngster had a curved rod of wonder. His cock was very long, albeit a bit thin.

‘Chunky’ immediately began arranging the action. As the youngster sat on the toilet seat, Gareth’s head was directed towards his knob and then Chunky took up station behind Gareth. As Chunky began to excavate Gareth’s backside the youngsters wand invaded Gareth’s throat. The fit and shape of the knob were magnificent and Gareth was soon having the finest skull-fucking of his life. It was almost as if Gareth’s throat had been tailor-made for this cock. Gareth would happily have spent the entire session in this position but Chunky had other ideas.

Soon, Chunky was bent over the toilet seat with Gareth’s dick in his arse and the youngster’s knob in Gareth’s backside. This being his favourite sexual position Gareth was in heaven.

Five minutes later his two stall mates again swapped positions, with Gareth still in the middle and having his pleasure perpetuated. Chunky was the first to cum and shortly after, Gareth finally unloaded for the first time in two days. His release was epic and very well earned.

Gareth now made it clear that he wanted the youngster to cum in his mouth. On his knees, Gareth got another throat thumping as the youngster banged his head mercilessly before unloading a deluge of cum down Gareth’s throat. Totally sated, all three men left the restroom.

As Gareth got back in his vehicle he decided that the first detour on this trip was on the cards. On the map, he saw that there was a small road that turned to the left up ahead, and that was the road he was going to take. Somewhat apprehensively, he meandered along this road until he arrived at a gas station that looked like it belonged to another era.

Stepping into the nineteen fifties, Gareth got out of his vehicle after stopping next to the gas pump and looked for an attendant. He finally found Jed, the owner of the place, in the workshop alongside the main building. Jed was on his back, working on a pickup as Gareth entered.

After sliding out from under the vehicle, Jed got to his feet, and Gareth again felt like had stepped back in time. Jed’s dark long curly hair was parted in an awkward middle path and cascaded down to his shoulders. Jed looked like a hippie from the nineteen sixties. His facial hair was cropped quite short but was rather spindly on the sides of his face. Jed wasn’t good-looking but had a boyish face that exuded a loveable goofy expression.

Jed was lanky and skanky and the overall he had on was dirty and covered in grease. Gareth had also never seen such dirty trainers as the ones that Jed had on his feet. The most significant observation that blew Gareth away completely, however, was the bulge that Jed had running down the left side of his thigh. Gareth was totally mesmerized by this man.

Jed first wiped his hands on a dirty cloth before they exited the workshop. When Jed began to fill his tank, Gareth feigned extreme tiredness and asked if there was any accommodation in the immediate vicinity.

“Nope,” Jed answered, “nearest is seventy miles away.”

“Oh shit,” Gareth replied, “I’m really tired.”

Looking like someone having an epiphany Jed then magnanimously offered, “Well, I can put you up for the night, but of course, I’ll have to charge you.”

“Deal,” Gareth quickly replied. Truthfully, Gareth couldn’t give a shit if he had to sleep on a dirty floor as long as there was an outside chance, of getting to see what Jed was packing.

“Of course, you’ll have to share a room with me,” Jed warned. Little did Jed realize, that these words were like music to Gareth’s ears.

“No problem,” Gareth hastily countered.

“Bed's clean,” Jed said reassuringly, “It was my grand-pappy’s bed. He passed two years ago. I came here to live with him after I finished school and he left all of this to me,” Jed gestured, with a sweeping left arm and a look of pride on his face.

“You’re a lucky guy,” Gareth answered, straining to contain his mirth.

“Sure am,” Jed concluded with delight. Then with a serious frown, he asked, “But don’t you want to see the bed first?”

“No, I am sure it will be just fine,” Gareth said smiling.

“I can also offer you a pie and some beer,” Jed stated as if clinching a huge deal, “but of course, it will cost you extra.”

“No problem,” Gareth replied, assuredly.

As Jed finished filling the tank he glanced at his watch. “Well, it’s about closing time. Why don’t you drive around the back while I close up the workshop? I’ll be with you in two minutes.”

“What happens if people need gas during the night?” Gareth asked.

Pointing at a buzzer next to the front door Jed said, “Then they buzz me. Of course," he added in an obviously favourite phrase, "business is business,” Jed concluded prudently.

By the time Gareth had parked his car and taken his bag out of the vehicle, Jed was waiting for him at the back door. As they entered the dwelling Gareth quickly scanned the place. The word ‘basic’ would probably be an overstatement in describing the place. It consisted of three rooms; a living area with a small kitchen, a bedroom with two three-quarter beds, and a bathroom leading off the bedroom.

All the furniture looked like it was from the nineteen fifties but the place was fairly tidy. There was, however, a very strong masculine smell pervading the home. The odour wasn’t disgusting and Gareth actually found it quite a turn-on.

As Jed began cleaning his hands at the kitchen zinc Gareth was very impressed with the detergent he used, because Jed’s hands looked fairly respectable once he had finished. Jed then took Gareth through to the bedroom and removed the bedspread from Gareth’s bed. The sheets, blanket, and pillow cases appeared to be clean and decent looking. When Gareth placed his bag on his bed Jed sat on the other bed and began to remove his trainers.

Looking up at Gareth with a somewhat apologetic frown, Jed said, “Should have forewarned you that my feet are rather smelly. Kinda runs in the family. Grand-pappy and my pa had the same problem. Just let me know if it bothers you and I’ll wash them.”

Gareth had wondered about one of the aromas he had detected and now that question was answered. The smell, truthfully, wasn’t too bad and Gareth reassured Jed that it didn’t bother him at all. Getting off the bed Jed then began to walk towards a chair in the corner of the room as he removed his overall. Facing away from Gareth, Jed stepped out of the overall and tossed it on the chair.

When Jed turned to face Gareth he was totally naked. Gareth almost had a heart attack as he observed the biggest uncut cock he had ever seen. The sight before him had just turned his trip into a dream come true.

Observing Gareth’s expression Jed let out a goofy laugh, before slapping his dick playfully and saying, “Another problem that runs in the family.”

“I wouldn’t call that a problem,” Gareth replied, almost stammering.

Jed then retrieved a pair of shorts from the cupboard next to the chair and then, after putting them and his slip-slops on suggested they move back to the living room.

“Chicken or beef?” Jed inquired.

“Pardon?” Gareth asked, bewildered.

“Would you like a chicken pie or a beef pie?” Jed asked, more deliberately.

“Oh, chicken would be great,” Gareth replied.

“Just let me know when you want to eat,” Jed said as he got two beers out of the refrigerator. Gareth simply nodded as he took a beer from Jed. Jed then sat on the large sofa facing the television and Gareth sat in the single chair to the left.

They then began a conversation about Jed’s life at the gas station. As much as Gareth wanted to broach the subject of sex, he restrained himself initially. Jed never had visitors and the only people he had contact with were the customers buying gas. There was, however, an old lady who dropped off meals and pies for Jed every week, as a barter deal for keeping her old pickup going. Other than that, he watched movies and a bit of television.

Gareth then observed the pile of DVD’s alongside the television and asked if he could take a look at them. “Suit yourself,” Jed replied, before explaining that they were movies that a customer of his loaned to him, periodically.

‘Bingo,’ Gareth thought as he looked at the top one.

As he flipped through the pile it appeared that they were all porn movies. Astonishingly, a few of them even appeared to be bisexual.

“Do you like bisexual porn?” Gareth asked, finally opening the door he had avoided up till then.

“Fucking is fucking, and beggars can’t be choosers,” Jed replied with an impish grin, before continuing, “Now you know all about my sex life… I like watching porn while my ‘girlfriend’ takes care of me,” Jed concluded impishly, before kissing his right hand, front and back.

After a brief silence, Jed then said, “You can pop one in if you like.”

Gareth’s heart was beating so fast the DVD cover he was holding almost fumbled out of his hands. After placing the movie into the player Gareth sat down to watch.

As the movie began a good-looking couple was on a bed kissing. Next, the camera then panned in on a door a second guy entered the room. After he stripped he joined the pair on the bed and soon they were all cavorting merrily. As always the dialogue was atrocious, but fortunately, the two guys were hot and hung. Gareth’s attention was far more focussed on Jed, in all honesty, and he had a hard time not blatantly staring.

Shortly after, Jed began to run his hand over the bulge extending down his thigh.

Jed had a look on contentment on his face as he watched the onscreen action and Gareth was almost startled when Jed moved to the right side of the couch and invited Gareth to join him. “Sit here so you don’t have to watch it at an angle,” Jed suggested.

Gareth needed no second invitation and was soon seated next to Jed. ‘Oh Jesus,’ he thought, ‘is this really happening.’ As they sat side by side Jed continued stroking trousers over his dick and minutes later his hand slipped into his shorts.

Jed then turned to Gareth and asked, “Why don’t we get naked?”

“Sure,” Gareth replied, almost choking. Gareth was beginning to feel like a gambler enjoying the luckiest streak of his life. After Gareth removed his t-shirt and Jed slipped his shorts off, Jed’s cock flopped back onto his stomach. His dick had a slight downwards curve and the uncut head thus arched upwards, away from his body. As Gareth removed his shorts he observed Jed stroking his shlong slowly, with the dick-head languidly popping in and out of its confinement. Jed’s eyes were glued to the screen, but Gareth simply couldn’t help himself and blatantly stared at Jed’s knob.

Shortly, Jed turned to look at Gareth and as he did so he extended his left arm and placed his hand behind Gareth’s neck. As Gareth felt his head being pulled downwards Jed said, “There won’t be any extra charge for this.”

The musky smell of Jed’s crotch was incredible and Gareth couldn’t believe how good the thick shaft felt in his hand, as ardently began to polish Jed’s cock-head. As he really got into full stride he felt Jed’s hand moving over his back towards his butt. Gareth repositioned himself on the sofa to allow Jed better access and was very pleased when a finger began to circle his pucker.

“I’ve never butt-fucked anyone,” Jed said, his voice thick with lust.

“Well, tonight you can have unlimited access,” Gareth replied.

“Is that a challenge?” Jed sniggered.

“No, it’s a promise,” Gareth retorted as both men began to laugh.

Gareth could no longer wait to feel the cock of his dreams sliding into his chute and after straddling Jed began his downward slide to ecstasy. Fortunately, Gareth’s hole was still well lubricated from the chunky guy’s spunk a few hours before and given the size of Jed knob, it turned out to be a blessing.

When Gareth reached ground zero he was stuffed with more cock than he had ever experienced in his life. The fullness was mind-blowing.

As he rode Jed’s dick, Jed responded to the challenge and soon their bodies were rapturously banging into one another’s. Jed’s head moved from side to side as he uttered low groans of contentment and in acceptance, Gareth moaned like a bitch in heat. Overcome with horniness, Garth then pushed Jed arms upwards and attacked his armpits. This added dynamic literally had Jed gasping with unbridled delight as he intensified his thrusting. Gareth was so overcome with horniness at this point and with prostate getting the battering of its life, Gareth began spewing ropes of cum all over Jed’s stomach without even touching his knob.

A minute later, Jed began blathering that he was also about to cum. Gareth now used all his muscle control to milk every last bit of jizz from Jed’s dick.

Afterward, Jed stared at Gareth with a look of wonder in his eyes and said, “Jesus, dude that was fucking awesome.”

They had their pies afterward whilst enjoying another beer. Gareth then decided to learn more about Jed’s sex life.

“Have you had sex with other guys?” he asked.

“Sure,” Jed replied, before continuing, “From time to time, when I can see a customer staring at my package and I surmised that we are likeminded, we go inside and have a bit of fun. But so far, nobody has ever let me butt-fuck them.”

“And girls?” Gareth continued.

“Only once, but that was a disaster,” Jed replied.

“Why?” Gareth inquired.

“Well… the first time I did it with a girl… well, you see, I actually have a bad allergic reaction to perfume, and so the first time I fucked a girl, well, as I started fucking her I sneezed and blew snot all over her tits.” Jed awkwardly explained.

Gareth began to laugh uncontrollably and picking up on Gareth’s hysteria, Jed joined in. The two of them spent the next five minutes laughing uproariously, eventually having to hold their stomachs from the strain.

When they finally settled down Gareth asked, “What did she do?”

“Well, she pushed me off her and told me to fuck off,” Jed replied before another bout of laughter followed.

After again calming down Jed concluded, “That put the fear of God into me and ever since, I avoid women like the plague.”

More side-splittingly laughter followed.

“Thank goodness I forgot to pack my cologne,” Gareth responded, followed by another raucous round of laughter.

Once all the merriment had quietened down Jed said, “I have always had the fantasy of fucking someone with motor oil. Are you up for it?”

“Sure, why not,” Gareth replied.

Leading Gareth through a door in his living area they entered the front office of the gas station. There were an old table and three chairs in that room with a side door that led to the workshop. After entering the workshop Jed walked over to an old divan placed next to the wall in the workshop. The divan was flat with no lifted sides and was covered in a thick synthetic material, obviously suitable for men in dirty overalls. After moving the divan slightly away from the wall, Jed then retrieved an old towel, a can of motor oil, and a funnel, before motioning Gareth to get on the divan.

Once Gareth settled on the divan on his back, Jed then asked Gareth to lift his legs in the air. Next, Jed placed the funnel at Gareth’s backside and began to insert it. Jed then poured a good amount of the oil into Gareth’s orifice. After extracting the funnel Jed told Gareth to turn onto his stomach and after pouring a few more drops on Gareth’s butt cheeks got on top of Gareth. Jed then nestled his rod between Gareth’s oily cheeks and on outstretched arms, started to rub his knob over Gareth’s manhole. With the momentum from above him, Gareth dick was also being stimulated as it rubbed on the synthetic covering.

When Jed lowered his torso an added dynamic was introduced, as Jed began kissing Gareth for the first time. Jed wasn’t very skilled at this but what he lacked in technique, he definitely made up for with enthusiasm. The smell of a ripe man, workshop funk, and motor oil, started turning the two of them into maniacs and Gareth couldn’t wait for his penetration to take place.

“Please, please fuck me,” Gareth began to beg.

When Jed’s oily piston began its descent Gareth grunted with lust. Jed was so horny that he did not take things too easy and shortly, he was fucking Gareth like a two-stroke engine. Gareth once again was unable to hold out for too long and presently, his cock again began unloading. Jed, however, was not quite done and pummelled Gareth for the next few minutes. When Jed shot his load he was panting so hard that Gareth thought Jed was having a heart attack.

Afterward, when Jed lifted off Gareth they sat facing one another with their legs hanging off the sides of the divan. Gareth let out a laugh as he observed the honey coloured foam on the synthetic material between them. Jed then retrieved the half-finished beers that they had placed on the floor nearby and again sat facing Gareth. Both were smiling as the discussed how hot their scene had been and agreed that the oil had worked very well.

Later, Jed again began to kiss Gareth and soon Gareth felt his body being pushed backward. Pulling Gareth’s legs over his thighs, Jed moved in and reinserted his knob into Gareth.

“Aren’t you tired yet?” Gareth asked.

“A challenge is a challenge,” Jed replied, smiling impishly.

Their next session was slow and leisurely as Jed pulled Gareth onto his cock. After a long while, Jed lowered his torso onto Gareth and they once more began kissing. After another lengthy period, Jed again lifted his body as he continued to fuck Gareth’s hole and tug on Gareth’s dick.

“Warn me if you get close,” Jed said. It was clear that Jed was in no hurry and wanted to prolong this session. Gareth was very happy to comply and allow Jed to set the pace. He couldn’t think of anything else he would rather be doing or any other place that he would rather be at that moment, as they went on and on.

“Please shoot all over me,” Gareth implored as the end finally came into sight. When Jed pulled out of Gareth and began shooting his spunk, Gareth hardly had to touch his dick before he too unloaded.

After towelling themselves off afterward, they made it back to Jed’s apartment. Jed, however, was not interested in showering, explaining that it took ages for his hair to dry. He merely used a damp face cloth to wipe his genitals and arse in the shower.

As Gareth stood waiting for Jed to finish his mission before turning the water on, Gareth said that he was worried about the motor oil in his backside. With a wry smile, Jed then suggested that they use all the beer he had consumed to assist Gareth with his dilemma.

Gareth turned and placed his hands on the wall before Jed inserted his dick and commenced pissing. Once tanked up, Gareth sat on the toilet and expelled the oily brew. After returning to the shower where Jed was again wiping his dick, Gareth said, “You know, I still haven’t tasted your jizz.”

“Well, why don’t we fix that right away,” Jed suggested with a naughty grin. As Gareth got to his knees, however, Jed mentioned that he still had half a tank that he first needed to unload. The lusty look in Gareth’s eyes said it all and shorty, Gareth was enjoying a golden shower. When the last few drops were being expelled from Jed, Gareth was already in full stride, sucking Jed's knob. The taste of piss and residue of oil was awesome, as Gareth did his very best with Jed’s monstrous cock. Naturally, he wasn’t even able to fit half of Jed’s knob in his mouth but did his very best.

To Jed, the scene that had just played out had really got his horniness primed and when Gareth asked him to turn and spread his cheeks, the oral action on his pucker was mind-blowing. It did not take very long before Jed once more turned and frantically tugging his knob, shot his load into Gareth’s mouth. They both decided against showering afterward and merely used the wet facecloth to wipe themselves off. The guys didn’t want to spoil the lovely funk that they had worked so hard to produce.

As they patted the excess moisture off their bodies with a towel, Jed said, “Let’s get to bed, I need to fuck your arse again.”

“Jesus,” Gareth replied with delight, “Will I still be alive in the morning?”

Back in the bedroom as they lay side by side on Jed’s bed, Jed looked at Gareth with a serious expression and asked, “Do you have to leave tomorrow?”

“No. I can stay a few days and then you can throw me out when you get sick of me,” Gareth answered, smiling.

With a look of relief, Jed replied, “I won’t charge you for your stay.” Then, with a naughty look on his face he concluded, “But of course, you’ll have to pay for the motor oil you use.”

As the guys giggled, Gareth was pushed onto his stomach.