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Based on a March 29, 1916 New York Sun newspaper column and the 1927 book "Archy and Mehitabel," both by Don Marquis This may be archived/posted anywhere. Just give credit where credit is due, thanks! Cockroach By Pretzelgirl dear boss, you don't know me but i am andy the cockroach. i live in the wall behind your computer. i thought this might be a good way to introduce myself by writing you a letter. i have meant to do this for a long time, but you never leave your...
Jason woke earlier than usual, and felt an emerging sense of unease. He knew the feeling, and it was of danger. He waited until he was due to go on his run, which was when the most senior guard would be awake, and alerted him to his premonitions. “This is an emerging problem of some sort. I do not get the sense it is today. The threat is developing towards me. Please inform the Emperor’s guards to be extra alert, and ready for an attack, and for the battleship and Marines to similarly be...
Brian, when talking with Abbie on Friday night, quietly thanked her for helping Mark get to this point. And how pleased he is that Mark’s friends are so accepting and welcoming. There are more hoops Mark still has to jump through, and Brian hopes Abbie and Tim could be at Wilde Peacock tomorrow afternoon. Brian is going to take Mark there for the first time.Abbie laughs, telling Brian he will be introducing Mark to the Peacock in full force. Tomorrow is Phoebe’s annual bar birthday. The...
Trans"Cocktease," he had called her, out of earshot of her husband and his wife. In retrospect, perhaps she had overdone it a bit from time to time. A flash of lace now and again, a breast resting snugly against his arm as she poured him another glass of wine, a little parting of the lips and quick swish of the tongue as they said goodnight following visits. Truth be told, these had been more for herself than to titillate David. That he may have been frustrated by these events had not really...
Quickie SexCindy, who had gotten by so far on her good looks, only saw other pretty girls that lived lives of ease and luxury on social media and TV. Those girls just got to look cute, and people gave them clothes, apartments, and cars. Cindy, herself, had a few thousand Instagram and TikTok followers, who delighted in seeing her dance to mindless bimbo pop or racy hip-hop. In her pictures and videos, she showed her large tits and round ass in panties and bras, kept an Amazon wishlist, and some of her...
Lucy Hardman, the forty-three-year-old TV presenter, felt the urge once more to find a naughty chummy 'son' to discipline as she got so turned-on by spanking and caning younger men and always came as she finished off the caning. She never cared about the young men, though, promising them an orgasm they never usually got.Today, Lucy was at the local outdoor swimming pool where she very occasionally picked up suitable young men. She was in a trim thong bikini set with a triangle cup top with...
SpankingLet me tell u how I fucked my luscious aunt Sandhya. This is a long erotic story about the luscious story believe me she is more stunning than the story. She is from Hyderabad, a 39 yr old women with a whitish complexion, nice apple sized tits and a nice, tight but big ass, which moves with a lot of sexual promise. All this began when I am in 1st year of engg and that was the time I was doing engg by staying in our uncles house and I never thought much about her in a dirty way. However, as time...
Incest(This is experience of my bosom friend who is also my close relative. This happened when he was just 15 years of age. He has told this to me in vivid detail as we share all secrets. He has given full consent for putting this in website. I am giving first person narrative for better presentation.) I was studying in 7th standard then. (I was a dull student and I had twice missed promotion to higher class.) Before this incident we were living in one area. Then we shifted to a small rented house...
“Sally, do you have our girl selected yet?” Captain David Reid asked his head flight attendant. He was sitting in the cockpit with his co-pilot, First Officer Link Wells. They were getting the plane ready for takeoff for their flight to the Virgin Islands.Sally, a lovely buxom brunette, just smiled. “I have one in mind, captain,” she said seductively. “Reddish-brown hair, blue eyes, nice tits, and a sexy ass. She’s in seat 3B. I will ask her once we are up in the air and I get all the drinks...
OccupationsI, Oliver Tress, considered myself to be a good lover and she agreed. Nevertheless; she had had numerous affairs and she had left me several times for other guys. She eventually would grow tired of them or the other way around and she would return to me begging for forgiveness and I would always take her back. Why did I take her back? Because in bed; she could bat your balls right out of the park. You know what I mean. Gina loved to drink and party. It didn't take much booze to really get...
I, Oliver Tress, considered myself to be a good lover and she agreed. Nevertheless; she had had numerous affairs and she had left me several times for other guys. She eventually would grow tired of them or the other way around and she would return to me begging for forgiveness and I would always take her back. Why did I take her back? Because in bed; she could bat your balls right out of the park. You know what I mean. Gina loved to drink and party. It didn't take much booze to really get...
‘Cocktease,’ he had called her, out of earshot of her husband and his wife. In retrospect, perhaps she had overdone it a bit from time to time. A flash of lace now and again, a breast resting snugly against his arm as she poured him another glass of wine, a little parting of the lips and quick swish of the tongue as they said goodnight following visits. Truth be told, these had been more for herself than to titillate David. That he may have been frustrated by these events had not really...
I grunted with satisfaction, and so did Sissy, as my thick meat slid home within the adorable, fourteen-year-old's ass, turned up submissively to receive me. Obviously, I had found a way to become comfortable with — hell, delighted with — my shocking discovery of a few months back, to wit: that my own kid, a mere eighth-grader at the time, was secretly a cock-craving, would-be slut. At first, I was shocked, and extremely disappointed. At the time, I was to learn, Sissy had not yet done...
I mean, I never imagined I would ACTUALLY suck a cock.Although I would be lying if I said the idea hadn't become a growing curiosity fantasy over the past few months leading up to the 'incident'.I mean, I was, and still am, happily married, although our once wild sex life had dwindled to once, maybe twice a month, sex. And not the wild in public, or marathon sex sessions of our younger days, either... usually missionary, with maybe thirty seconds of head if I was lucky.I'm not defending what...
I was 20 years old, working night security at a factory near my house where I spent most of my time looking at porn and jerking off. I had known for years that I was into both guys and girls but hadn't yet been with a guy apart from the little bit of experimentation that I mentioned above but about six months before this story took place I began to seriously crave cock. From the time I hit puberty I had basically been addicted to porn and I was into any and every type of porn that was out...
It was my first day of my last year at high school and my parents were neglecting me as always. They own their own company and almost never have time for me, So I just ate eat some cereal and headed out the door I have never really been the one to dress up but I decided what the hell it's my last year of high school I mind as well do it big. So I wore some semi tight skinny jeans a white plain shirt and my favorite glasses. My most favorite person in the world Amanda said I look cute in them,...
It was my first day of my last year at high school and my parents were neglecting me as always. They own their own company and almost never have time for me, So I just ate eat some cereal and headed out the door I have never really been the one to dress up but I decided what the hell it’s my last year of high school I mind as well do it big. So I wore some semi tight skinny jeans a white plain shirt and my favorite glasses. My most favorite person in the world Amanda said I look cute in them,...
It was a normal day like any other I was on my way over to a friend’s house and I was amped up because this was when I could watch porn. My friend had his own computer and was always finding videos for us to watch. I could not wait to enjoy being able to jerk off to videos that were only fantasy's to me. I had sex with girls before and always was intrigued by gay sex and having a t-girl dominates me. I was scared to come out and ask a girl if she would finger me. I thought about cd's,...
He had to use the bathroom after some bad seafood he ate, so I stopped at a reststop on the way. It was packed, and there were tons of people. While he was there, I walked in to the bathroom to pee. I walked in and saw that all of the urinals were full, and nobody seemed to follow the "every other" urinal rule that I used to abide by. I went up next to a guy who seemed about 23. I chose him because I could see his large cock when I entered the bathroom. He must have been about 5 inches...
But this is the story of my first gay experience, and this happened not that long ago and I remember it vividly and smile while thinking about it. Anyways, so back in high school during my senior year I had dropped roughly 70lbs because honestly, I really wanted to get fucked out of my mind by a girl. And being my senior year, my golf coach had me promoted to Captain and I had to work with all the incoming freshmen who joined the team. Some were cute to me, but one kid stood out...
But this is the story of my first gay experience, and this happened not that long ago and I remember it vividly and smile while thinking about it. Anyways, so back in high school during my senior year I had dropped roughly 70lbs because honestly, I really wanted to get fucked out of my mind by a girl. And being my senior year, my golf coach had me promoted to Captain and I had to work with all the incoming freshmen who joined the team. Some were cute to me, but one kid stood out amongst...
part 1 Mother and Son Bonding Lois griffin was putting some clothes away in the linen closet when she heard moaning coming from her son chris’s room. Some what worried she quickly walked over to his half open door and looked in on him. Her eyes widened in shock as she saw her son lying on his bed stark naked rapidly stroking his massive thick cock. Lois burst into the room “CHRIS what the hell do you think you’re doing?!?” “Mom!”Lois walked over to her son's bed ending up standing over...
“Well…I guess now is as good a time to tell you guys” Eric finally said after a break in conversation. For a while now Eric and his family had talked about moving to another state so his dad could get a promotion at the company he works for. When he said that I instantly started wondering how long it would be till I lost one of my best friends, but then: “I’m bi” he announced. “really?” Kyle asked “ I honestly did not see that coming” I said. As the day went on we asked Eric...
She bent over to move some junk out of the way for me to work and I got a nice view of her ass as her shorts hiked up enough for the bottom of her cheeks to pop out. I imagined fucking her in that position. It took me a long time on her install because there was a lot of work to do and Janet was constantly offering me drinks and chit chatting with me. She was also very touchy feely which got my dick thinking about fucking her. She got to talking about how she was divorced and she lived in...
When i got there I saw him immediatly. He was so cute. He was 29 tall and handsom. I walked up to his car and said that I was Josh. He asked if i wanted to go and get a room and without hesitation i said yes. I climed into his car and buckled up. He had a big 7.5 inch dick that made my mouth water just looking at it through his shorts. He got the room and we went to it. I remember going in and sitting down on the bed and I closed my eyes and took a deep breath and the next think i knew there...
She felt it. First it was the strong punch to the head by that pink haired girl, then it was the touch of those damn reincarnations. She knew what was to come next. She knew she was to be sealed away. Her power strip from her, and split among those nine beasts. The rest of her chakra that she had taken from those lowly humans would be returned to them. Her soul would be lost to the ages yet again. It wasn't fair. She hadn't even been back a day, and she was yet again being sealed. She looked...
Mature"Again, this is the voice of NASA's PRO speaking to you." JC could easily imagine the butterscotch smooth golden speaking voice of the agency's Public Relations Office narrating in real time the live video feed, "On the left side of the screen...you see Mission Commander JC Vaughan, wearing her white pressure suit and on the right, Mission Engineer David James Lloyd also suited up." The Selene One Command Module was halfway through its first orbit and they were finishing the post launch checks....
The story of a group of guys and you as a ring leader has been lingering in my mind ... I keep going back to the Seattle hotel in my fantasies with you these days ... maybe because that's some of the greatest sex we have had. The image of that faceless Puerto Rican covered in tattoos and the other two ... a white guy of average build but young - maybe early twenties - and a black guy who has a chiseled figure ... it really doesn't matter what they look like but that they do what you say ......
The day started like any normal week day. The alarm clock went off early in the morning, I hit snooze and dozed off for ten minutes before it went off again. This time I killed the alarm did a good stretch before climbing out of bed. The morning tasks went like usual, then I got dressed in a polo work shirt and khakis. I cooked some bacon, eggs and hash browns before leaving the house to make my first stop. It was a new customer and company policy was new customers are top priority. A call the...
Not my story but one from myhotwife blogA couple weeks back I got an email from a commercial airline pilot who said he’d be flying into my town and wondered if I’d be interested in a rendezvous at the Embassy Suites near the airport. He said he had a six hour layover and couldn’t think of a better way to spend it than borrowing another man’s wife for the afternoon. At first I was a little surprised at his forward approach, so I called his bluff and told him to message me and we could talk about...
I wrote this as a way to process my sexual development, as well at to share my dirty secrets with like-minded people.This will be deemed sexually devious, inappropriate and offensive to some people. DON'T READ IT IF YOU'RE NOT A DEVIANT!I’m a 33 year old guy, I’m in a hetro relationship and I’m straight.I love sharing my sexual experiences on-line, particularly those from my teenage years. Sharing stories from my youth, and photos and videos of my more recent sexual pastimes is a very...
This happened when I just joined in a software firm after my graduation. Reshma is the heroine of the story (not real name ), she is a Bengali girl with sexy boobs. By the way, this is pranay a Telugu guy from Vizag. You might have read my previous story “how I made love with my crush like bhabhi”. Thanks for response and I’m sure who asked for suggestions got it. You can get back to me at Me and others who are about to join the firm created a group on WhatsApp to ask suggestions to senior who...
Hey. Thank you for your responses. I’ll write about what happened after my experience with the old man and the auto guy. I was returning home the next day and i got a call from the auto guy telling me that he’ll pick me up from the bus stop. I waited for him and he reached there in about 5mins. I got into the auto and he said we’re going to that same house again and that he forgot the keys, so we’ll do it outside on the shed. I nodded to it. We reached there in about 20 mins. I got out of the...
SEVEN ASIAN BLOWJOBS IN SEVEN DAYSVOTE FOR THE BESTPLEASE SEE:- INTRO AND DAY ONE – MEI- DAY TWO – EMI- DAY THREE – YUZMIN- DAY FOUR – YONG-JAE- DAY FIVE - JOYCEDAY SIX – NGUYET?I was relieved to know I could get a little more sleep on the boat. We were travelling to one of the islands near the mainland, and it would take a couple of hours. My dreams were saturated with images of Joyce trying to coax my cock inside her, my near-death experience oral sex with Yong-Jae, the mystery of Yuzmin...
Early left Susan sobbing on the couch and taking his Explorer went shopping for beds to replace their marital king. Early tersely told him what he required, and then with little thought given to details he purchased the beds, leaving instructions for next day, Sunday delivery. Leaving the store, Early sat in his car and cried. The reality and uncertainty of where he and Susan were heading overwhelmed him. Regaining his composure, Early just drove with no destination in mind. On a beautiful...
I’m not The Porn Guy. I’m not really sure how many times I have to say this, but people keep confusing me with that asshole. Sure, we’ve both got “Porn” in our names, and we both have websites devoted to the topic, but that’s pretty much where the similarities end. I think it should be obvious just by looking at what we have to offer, but the internet’s a funny place, and Google sure doesn’t know any fucking better. So maybe this will be a good time to dig in and let you all know who the...
Free Porn Tube SitesSo if the title of this article makes you gasp, you now know why. I use the word cocksucking because it is what it is. It is not a blowjob; I am not blowing on it. It is not fellatio or giving head. I am sucking on a cock, and I have little shame in using such jargon. Besides, the very word, cocksucking, is an aggressive word, it sounds more sinister, more forceful. There is no weight to the other words.Cocksucking is a lost art, and in an age where sex is deemed as something impersonal,...
Lorraine works at the library, my home away from home. Over time, we’ve learned each other’s names, say hi upon greeting, and sometimes chitchat when things are slow. She’s older than I am and sometimes dresses a bit frumpy, but just when I’ve forgotten about them, she’ll wear a long, clingy t-shirt under a sweater that makes clear how big her boobs are. I love that about her. That and her way with subtle innuendos that keep me guessing whether I’m mistaking something innocent or being...
It was my Sophomore year in College and once again my girlfriend was too busy with homework to spend time with me. We hadn't done anything sexual in a while so I was feeling deprived and extremely horny. I needed to jack off like crazy but my roommate was in the room so I went to the bathroom in the food court building.It was a quiet place. There was only one guy in there and he was at the urinal. I figured he would leave soon so I sat on the stall and took my six-inch erection out and started...
Hi. This is not a story but a record of real events. I just feel like sharing and so here it is. I am Tarun and I am a bottom staying in Secunderabad. The basic information about me can be found in my profile. Let me get to the incident. There is this cruising spot in Secunderabad. One evening, I went there to check out the place. Having found no one, I was wandering for some time. Just when I was about to leave, I saw that a bike passes from my side. Two young guys were sitting on the bike. I...
Gay MaleSometime after ten o'clock, following a late administrator's meeting about next year's school year, I pulled into a truck stop that I drove past every day but had never stopped at and went directly to the restroom...barely able to keep from pissing myself...still half an hour from home. I walked into the restroom and went directly to a stall, pulled out my cock and began pissing. From a stall directly behind me, I heard someone say, "Hey cocksucker, we have an audience." I looked behind me, to...
The bus driver came into the restroom and stood right next to me at the long urinal trough. As he unzipped and reached in to fish out his dick, he leaned over uncomfortably close to me, staring down at my exposed dick, and whispered in a husky, emotion-filled voice, "Boy, that's some great looking piece of meat you got, there." And with that, he hauled out a man-sized, already partially erect, perfect penis, sort of hefting it for my inspection. He turned slightly towards me as if offering the...
Come closer children, and I shall reveal to you one of the stories they don’t teach in school. This is what history is really about: dreams, and fools, and the times when the two cross paths. In the early days of the last century, rumor held that great fortunes were to be made by any w ho were hardy enough to go to the great frozen wastes of northern most North America. There were wild stories of gold by the ton, and rubies by the bushel, and mink by the mile. Eventually these stories...
Arriving exactly 10 minutes after the discussed time, Sandra walked into the high traffic restaurant. The hostess was searched her list to find the corresponding table. “So you’re the lucky girl.” She said as she found the table. “What do you mean?” She wondered. The hostess smiled, nearly laughing. “All the waitresses have been eyeing your date. Hoping that you would stand him up.” The envy pumped Sandra’s heart. “Maybe we’ll bring one of yous to join us.” She said, clearly hitting...
Summer is almost over. It's still warm but we're starting to notice the days getting shorter. It’s the last Monday before I go back to start my second year in college. My old high school buddy Jeff and I decide to catch a matinee movie. We will end up getting more than just a movie out of it!Jeff and I decide to see one of the season's blockbusters, a popular spy movie that somehow, neither of us had gotten around to seeing earlier in the summer. It was released way back in June, so on...
Bisexual(Narrator) In this edition of our program the boys try to cum to grips with that old porn movie query "How much cum is too much?" Hopefully they can get their hands on the correct data to shoot some holes in this movie cliché. Who are the Cockbusters? Jay-me "The Heinie-man" who is always ready to answer the "call of booty." "Slam-it-in" Savage whose motto is "If it's a tight fit, slam it in." Between them over 20 years special sex-effects for the porn movie...
“The weekend starts here!” That was how Jools Holland would introduce the music programme The Tube at 6pm every Friday night in the early 1980’s. But when did last weekend begin? When I left Jens house wearing tiny tartan miniskirt and a new pair of black fishnet stockings? When I kissed my husband goodbye before I drove to Jens house? When I hid the sports bag containing my secret outfit in the boot of the car the day before? Was it the previous Friday when I spent 4 hours...
Julian shivered with the thought. He had never been tied up, but all he could think about was getting that beautiful cock and balls in his mouth. He had no choice but to trust Tonya, if he wanted to taste that sweet man-stick again. ‘Yes, yes please!’ ‘Hmm hmmm,’ Tonya chuckled, ‘I am going to call you cumslut from now on.’ The name didn’t surprise Julian. He suspected that he would become one, if given the chance. He loved cock in his mouth, more than he imagined he would. His first time...
It was late at night as usual when she was closing the bar up. Savana looked around at the mess the patrons had left behind, and exhaled a big sigh. Sav, as most called her, leaned back on the bar in between two stools. She let her head fall back onto the bar as she rested a minute, gathering her thoughts on what to tackle first. Her long lean legs stretched out beyond the stools, moving one foot in a circular motion and then the other. Somehow she felt as though she had been on her feet for...
You and I were at some kind of party at a very large house, I don’t know who was the host or even why we were there. We were walking through this place unescorted, looking into the various rooms, checking out all the furniture. We went into this large bedroom there was a really large bed and a sitting area and we began to fool around. I was running a finger over your very flimsily covered pussy, feeling the heat on my fingers. You very suddenly got up and excused yourself to use the bathroom, I...
You wake up to the steady drip of water. For a moment you think you've left the faucet on at home. Slowly you open your eyes, wildly groggy. Your vision is fuzzy. Remnants of a night partying. And then...your here. Here is your face pressed against a cold stone floor. As you come to you can feel something warm and fleshy wrapped around your ankle. It's gentle and soft. You look down and shriek when you see what it is. A pink tentacle that perfectly resembles a cock has begun to twine around...
Jules wasn't sure whether it was her husband's fingers rubbing her pussy through her jeans or the rather luscious girl dancing naked for them both, but, either way, she was feeling somewhat flustered and very, very wet. It was probably both. She'd never been interested in other women before, but she was starting to see the attraction. The lap dancing club had been her idea. A treat for her husband on his special birthday. Although it was his treat, Jules was starting to enjoy it herself. At the...
Group SexKeiyra's alert eyes scan the streets for any signs of Hunters. As the most successful and renowned CockBlocker, Keiyra never drops her guard. She would never be collared with the dread conCollars the Hunters used, and to her dying day she would kill those who seek to collar her or other women. For being collared was practically a death sentence. The collar could read your thoughts and intentions and can "train" women by shocking them for what their programmers deem as bad thoughts. It could...
BDSMAt first, it had looked like an easy jump. Of course, the clearing was small, barely wide enough for an experienced parachutist to make a somewhat safe landing, but the tall mountains that surrounded the jungle of Biggo Cocko on all sides shielded it from the wind, and Lara's descent had been a piece of cake. This was a good sign: that jungle was renowned for being especially unforgiving, and a good, swift start was mandatory if she wished to complete her mission and be back at the pick-up site...
It was supposed to be ObiWan's month off. He had just completed a 10 month tour....transporting God-knows-what from here to there to here again. Then his boss passed him another assignment.... "ObiWan, the SCREWTOPIA has a faulty TRANSWARP DRIVE. So I have to get you and your crew to stay on work for a little longer. We have a supply of ROBOCOCKS to take to PUSSIO." Well, nice of the boss to tell him so late....he was just planning on a nice holiday to VENUS.....guess it would have to...
My wife Sara had expressed her interests in watching me suck another man for the last couple years. I was never really sure about it, so it was just something she fantasized about when she was masturbating. Sometimes when eating her, she would tell me to lick her cunt clean from the mess the boys had made in there. Of course there wasn't any cum in there but it got her off thinking about it. To be honest, the thought kind of turned me on. I've never sucked a dick but forced bisexual porn always...
Before I get into the juicy parts of this story, I will give you a little background information on myself. At the time this true account happened, I was seventeen going on twenty, stood 5'2", and had big hips and 38C breasts. Not super-thin, but not fat either. I was a horny teen, and I had found someone to help me out. It was a hot and muggy summer night, and I was walking home from a friend's house. I was wearing short white shorts, a black tank top and black flip flops. A man pulled up...
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