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I’m not The Porn Guy. I’m not really sure how many times I have to say this, but people keep confusing me with that asshole. Sure, we’ve both got “Porn” in our names, and we both have websites devoted to the topic, but that’s pretty much where the similarities end. I think it should be obvious just by looking at what we have to offer, but the internet’s a funny place, and Google sure doesn’t know any fucking better. So maybe this will be a good time to dig in and let you all know who the original is and who’s just a low-grade copycat.

ThePornGuy.org wasn’t even registered until 2019. His basic setup may look similar to mine, offering rankings and reviews of porn sites in different categories, but I’ve been doing this for nearly a decade now. Experience alone says a lot, but there are also the matters of style, delivery, and just plain old usefulness. There are many good reasons why I’m getting 120 times as much traffic as he is, so let’s get into them, shall we?

What’s So Good About ThePornGuy?

As lame as he might be, ThePornGuy does get half a million visitors a month. If you’ve tried your hand at online smut peddling or just getting your friends and family to visit your lame Insta, you might be impressed with that number. (If you’ve been doing your homework at my site PornWebmasters, though, your own site may already be getting way more traffic.) Still, half a million visitors don’t come from anywhere, which means he must be doing something right.

The first thing he’s doing right is choosing a good name. As much as it annoys the fuck out of me, it certainly doesn’t hurt him that people keep confusing the two of us. They think, “Oh, The Porn Guy? Yeah, I remember seeing his site a few times while looking for some good anal or teen blowjob porn.” Of course, they’re actually thinking of me and my site, but I get it, your brain isn’t too focused on website titles when you’re on the hunt for something to shake your dick at.

The second thing he’s doing right is ripping off my whole setup. Again, it’s obnoxious to me and ultimately a disservice to the visitors looking for a good fap, but the list-and-review format is a winner. There’s a reason I’ve been steadily building my traffic and my profile for years, getting nods and interviews in online and traditional media. It’s all in that convenient format that helps perverts find the fap fodder they’re looking for—at least when it’s done right.

The third thing is less of a right thing he did and more of a global internet coincidence. You see, you don’t grow as popular as ThePornDude without ruffling a few feathers among the worldwide community of prudes, fussers, and those with their panties in a bunch and their jimmies all rustled. ThePornDude.com is banned in some countries that haven’t even noticed ThePornGuy.org because it’s just such a lame little rip-off of my own site. I can’t fault the dude for snatching up that traffic that I’m denied in all those countries that hate having a good time.

But What’s He Doing Wrong?

Okay, so we’ve established what ThePornGuy.org does right, but what about all his fuckups? I hate to give the guy a blueprint to improve his rip-off of my own joint, but hey, critiquing adult websites is what I do, so here we go.

Some of this is going to be obvious even to the most casual of observers. For example, just look at his fucking layout. Open ThePornGuy in one tab and ThePornDude in another. If you tell me you don’t really notice the difference, I’ll ask you to get your eyes checked. I’ve put time and effort into making mine look easy on the eyes. The Porn Guy looks like he hired the cheapest artist on Fiverr to do the portrait for his logo, slapping the site name around the cartoon in one of the ugliest fonts I’ve ever seen.

The sandwich may take on my own general appearance but just look at the meat inside. The whole thing’s a mix of clashing colors and mixed-up fonts that comes off looking amateur as hell like it was made by your aunt, who doesn’t understand the internet but wants to sell MLM yoga pants. Any of you old enough to remember internet relics like GeoCities and MySpace will recognize the thrown-together aesthetic immediately. It isn’t pretty by any measure.

The Porn Guy has tried to implement a site preview in the header that pops up as you hover over the name of a site he’s listed. It’s a neat-sounding feature, but it just doesn’t work. I actually thought it was spam at first, with banner advertisements slipping through my ad blocker, but it’s just poor design. There’s not enough room in the header, so you get a jumble of ad-looking bullshit instead of a good preview. It’s almost a shame that ThePornGuy fumbled so bad on a feature he would have one-upped me on.

They Hate Me ‘Cause They Ain’t Me

I don’t mean to get too personal, but the dude did rip off my site and tried to rip off my whole identity. The thing is, you can’t just become ThePornDude by giving yourself a similar title. I’m not just a funny name and an extensive list of affiliate links, like this clown. I’m a respectable porn reviewer because I know what I’m talking about and because I’m a funny, entertaining motherfucker. You see, any horny retard can tell you about his favorite lesbian double-dildo video, but how many do you actually want to listen to?

Dig into any of the reviews at ThePornGuy, and you’ll find a pale imitation of my style. He’s got most of the dirty words but none of the ingenuity of the original. It’s the difference between the dirty jokes you told in middle school and the nasty shit that makes you laugh as a grownup. For example, nobody cares if you say “dildo,” so you’d better wrap a joke around it if you want a chuckle.

Then again, it’s hard not to appreciate the timeless juvenile humor of using a word like “butthole” in an otherwise ordinary sentence. You don’t even need any bong hits to appreciate that kind of wordplay, though it helps. I wonder if I’m conceding some comedic prowess on the part of The Porn Guy or just relishing a general form we can all master. Now, everyone repeat after me: butthole-fisting BBWs barfed on their own buttery boobs. Here’s your Certificate of Completion from ThePornDude School of Comedy.

Is It Even Worth My Time or Yours?

The big question remains: why are so many people visiting ThePornGuy.org when the original is right here and just as easy to get to? He imitated a winning formula and gets traffic where I’m banned, but can that account for all of it?

Well, another thing that could be said for The Porn Guy is that his reviews and rankings aren’t exact duplicates of my own. I get a lot of imitators, many of whom just straight-up copy everything word-for-word from ThePornDude. The Porn Guy’s at least coming up with his own lists, giving them rankings that I might not, judging them by his own set of merits. So if you like the format but think I’m full of shit, this one could theoretically be worth a look.

But is it really? I guess it depends on what you’re looking for in a porn site directory. If you just need a quick list of sites in a particular category, this one will probably do. It may not be as exhaustive as my own, so you won’t have quick access to quite as many sites, but ThePornGuy is presumably fine for general stuff that’s easy to find.

If you want your porn site index to have more lists in more genres, more reviews, better humor, sexier design, and just overall more pornographic utility? Well, in that case, you’re already in the right place. ThePornDude.com will always be the original and best porn site directory on the web. I’d concede the crown if a better one ever came along, but that isn’t going to be The Porn Guy.

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Last year my older brother passed away un-expectantly at 50. It was only he, my mother and I as my sister lives away and our father had passed on. He was a free spirit, divorced living in a modest apartment complex. He and I weren’t real close however, it’s still tough to face this. In the weeks following I was left to resolve all his issues. He had everything under the sun on that apartment. I began the task of sorting, dividing up and cleaning the apartment. I came to his bedroom and in...

Jamaican good times

I have been married to Lynn for a little over six years. It was a good marriage and we both were very happy. Our sex lives were super and we usually fucked and sucked every day and on the weekends three or four times. She was one of those ladies that if she is touched with a hard cock she gets so wet and horny she just has to fuck.Lynn is 28 years old, 5?9? tall, 112 lbs., long dark blond hair, very blue eyes, long shapely legs, great butt and perfect tits with long suck able nipples. Her...

Conversations

I enjoy our conversations. At times they are businesslike and at other times, they are more personal. Either way, though, there is always a strong undertone of inner thought and emotion. When I speak to her on the phone, I picture her so strongly. That image and her soft mellow voice causes me swell so quickly. It happens every time we speak. Every time my wandered in her direction. I shall call her now. And even as I dial, I fanaticize about what she might be doing. Maybe she was doing what I...

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Shortly after I witnessed my wife in the garden at the party I had to confront her. I had so many mixed emotions about what I had witnessed I couldn’t keep them in any longer. I won’t go into all the details of what happened as they aren’t erotic. But there was some arguing, crying and hugging, a lot of confusion and she agreed we needed some counselling for our marriage to move forward. I knew I wouldn’t divorce my wife for her infidelity once I had received counselling and confronted her....

Robin

*Author’s Note: Any persons engaging in any sexual activity are at least eighteen years of age. The chairperson was finishing up the announcements and then introducing her and the knot in her stomach tightened even tighter. She silently prayed to God to help her, to speak through her. ‘If I can help at least one person here tonight,’ she prayed. ‘Then it will be worth it, God. Please let me help someone else.’ She realized, with a smile, that the simple little prayer was so vastly different...

Vave

Somebody sent me a Vave link this morning and asked if I’d take a look, and I assumed I was in for another afternoon of whacking off to pretty girls and orgy movies. Imagine my surprise when the site turned out to be dedicated to another vice entirely. The joint wasn’t much use in helping me fill up an old gym sock with millions of my unborn children, but it did light up my brain with a nice cycle of risk and reward. Do you see what I’m hinting at yet?Vave.com ain’t a free sex tube, a premium...

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Laura packed up her things and left work. She slung her bag over her shoulder, and headed out door. Just like every other Thursday evening, off to the train for her ride home. The first thing to catch her attention was the limo parked right outside the door. The second thing was the man in the tuxedo holding a sign reading "Laura". "Can I help you?" she said, glancing around looking for an explanation. "You must be Laura, I'm here to pick you up." "Why ... who sent you?" "I can't...

AftermathChapter 6

Thursday at SciTech had been bizarre. The kids wanted to know if I was a 'war hero.' The staff (depending on their politics) thought I was a 'traitor' or a 'victim of state oppression.' I think those were the extremes. When I got home, Patrick was sitting on the grass, digging with a soup spoon. "Urms," he said. "Right, worms," I responded to my budding invertebrate zoologist. "Go fish with gra'pa?" "Not today." Ah, a sportsman! "Want to come in and clean up?" "Sure."...

New Beginnings Adams StoryChapter 33

Lunch turned out to be a couple of sandwiches and a beer. I grabbed it and took it up to the barn to eat. I didn't want to be around when the alien women were brought back in. It was bad enough that we couldn't understand their language, but it pissed me off that they acted like I was some kind of monster that needed to be kept away from them. Sitting in the barn gave me the opportunity to relax and cool down. It also gave me the opportunity to try and understand what was happening about...

OdalisqueEighteen

TUESDAY MORNING, I woke up, as I often do, with my cock nestled snuggly between Lissa’s ass cheeks. As soon as she realized I was awake, she lifted a leg slightly and guided me into her. This time, however, she straightened her right leg and rolled toward me slightly, pulling me up on her. The net result was that I was bent over her left hip as I stroked in and out of her. I straddled her right leg and my lips had easy access to hers. The stimulation was intense for me and I could feel...

Sexy at Forty

Hi to all. Mannu from Gorakhpur .You all had read my stories and I got lot of mails from readers. Out of those few were willing to go for a wild & hard sex, but they don’t have confidence on themselves to move ahead with there feelings or even get wild on net. I fail to understand, why they write mails, if they don’t want to enjoy their feelings. Anyway , this is again a new story Plz do share true feelings on As in my views AGE , STATUS and CAST doesn’t matter in LOVE , FRIENDSHIP AND IN SEX...

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