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BERNIE By Virginia Kane This piece of purely fiction follows an adult transgendered theme, including some erotic episodes. If you are not of legal age to read erotic prose, cease reading immediately, close the file, go elsewhere and do something suitable, as this story is not for you. Furthermore, if you're of legal age where you live and erotic subject matter offends you in any way, please don't read any further. You...
I had stopped listening to Bernie; he'd been going on about pets. But then he said Jackie, quite loud, but she was staring into space..."Jackie?" Bernie said "do you want to come and see them? We've only got a few left these days, I kept some of my favourites." He lifted her face to look at him "come and see" he said "they are lovely, you'll fall in love with them". Before she had a chance to register what he'd said, he took her hand and pulled her up, she teetered on her heels....
That fateful day Kendra was spending time with mom in mom's kitchen while Bernie was mowing the lawn for Kendra. As usual Kendra left the door to her house open so that Bernie could get himself a drink from her fridge if he chose to. That day, after the mowing was done Bernie got himself a can of beer and went on to sniff some of Kendra's dirty laundry. This time though he went upstairs to Kendra's bedroom with the drink. He just felt he needed something more, even though he did not know...
Bernie grabbed Jackie's hand, held her at arms length and whistled, "ah Jackie" he said "you are one sexy woman". "I could spend hours just looking at you." "Really!" Jackie replied "But I'm just an over weight middle aged woman" she said. Bernie was incredulous, "No!" he cried, "Your not that old, and you are still gorgeous, if you don't believe me, just ask Ian ... He thought you were lovely too, and good enough to spend the evening with ... Aye?" He patted her bottom and...
It was a rainy Sunday; Bernie was just sitting around the off-campus apartment, watching The A-Team on NBC with George Peppard, and Chicago-born actor Mr. T. with two other girls, Frannie and Meg. Val was out on a date with Joe, and Bernie was more than a little jealous with the knowledge they were getting very serious about each other. Eventually, she got hungry, and got up to make herself and the others some spaghetti. As she stirred the sauce, she idly wondered if Eddie Boyle was going to...
We drove for a few minutes, Neville really tanking it; I thought about grabbing the wheel, but decided at this speed I would end up killing as all. I looked back at Jackie, her mood was changing her face softened and she slumped back into the seat. Bernie was stroking her shoulder, very gently. Jackie didn't pull away. We sped on, through the night. "Well, here we are, Jacqueline," chirped Bernie, "nice name, I had a girlfriend called Jackie once, lovely girl, lovely big bum and tits...
"Fucking hell" shouted Billy "that was amazing!" Reggie, stepped back and dropped to the floor, Jackie slumped back on to the bales ... she coughed, and then spat out some creamy white spittle. Reggie snorted and walked back to the stables ... he'd done his bit, now it was time for some food! Billy now jumped about, dancing around Bernie. "That was good weren't it Bernie" he chanted. "Can I now Bernie?" he asked "You did say, you did promise" he pleaded. "Ok Billy, she's all...
Introduction: Alice was in an exceptionally horny mood, Chapter 5 (Alice gets to fuck Pauls friend Bernie Clayton) (all people in my stories are over 18) The following Saturday morning when her husband took the twins with him on a business trip to a nearby town, Alice slept in later than usual. Waking up and knowing no one else was in the house, she went down to the kitchen for some coffee, wearing nothing but a bra and panties. Alice was in an exceptionally horny mood, and she could feel...
Some of you might not believe this: The internet hasn't always been around. Sometimes it's best just to open with the facts. Before the World Wide Web and the Interconnected Network we know and love today, communication by computer was a far more fragmented affair and one that only tech enthusiasts and p*******es used. Possibly secret agents, too. By the time I was in high school I had researched and successfully wired a not-supported modem to my families BBC Micro. I even taught myself to...
Bernadette was her full name but we just call her Bernie. Her father was the principal of our school and she really had a crush on me at the time. She would corner me every chance she could stealing a few kisses before I could get away. Bernie wasn't bad looking but being the principal's daughter I didn't try to go farther with her.She was about 5'6 long curly black hair,a lot of freckles and black eyes, now day's she would have been considered goth. She had big tits and a nice ass...
This is a true story about a girl I use to see every so often when she would come up to visit her friend Tammy. Bernadette was her full name but we just call her Bernie. Her father was the principal of our school and she really had a crush on me at the time. She would corner me every chance she could stealing a few kisses before I could get away. Bernie wasn't bad looking but being the principal's daughter was why I didn't try to go farther with her.She was about 5'6 long curly black hair,a...
Billy released the ropes from the rings, allowing Jackie's legs to slacken a little, but he didn't remove the ropes, instead he loosened the loops around her ankles and then pushed them up her leg, just above the knee. He did this to both legs. Then wrinkling his nose, and muttering obscenities, he gingerly tiptoes through the puddles of horse cum and jumped up onto the bales. He then unceremoniously and with a little effort, rolled Jackie onto her front. Jackie was startled out of her...
On Saturday morning I went to Bernie's house by bike. Most of the trip was along cycle paths but Mum is a bit of a worrier and asked me to ring her when I got there. I rang the bell while I was telling Mum I had arrived and had just hung up when Belle answered the door. "Hi Belle, is it OK if I leave my bike in your porch?" I asked, "I don't want it stolen." "Yes, sure, but didn't you get Bernie's text?" I looked back at my phone and indeed there was a text in the inbox. I read...
Bernie stepped over to Jackie and leaned on the bales next to her. "See" he said "You can and you did!" he looked down at her with a leer, perused her firm thick body, down to her navel, her belly swollen with equine cock. He groaned as he looked at her raped and ravaged twat, with that mighty black shaft forcing her poor stretched lips wide. "Told you it would be worth it" he purred, "you wanted to cum didn't you" Jackie lay there panting. "Oh Bernie" she said "I cum so hard...
Bernie immediately stood up and stepped away "Ian!" He barked. Ian moved forward, thrusting Jackie's legs further apart. He quickly positioned himself, then grasped his big hard cock he pressed it against Jackie's awaiting sex. Jackie felt the blunt head of his cock. Startled, her eyes flew open, "Bernie" she called her eyes searching. "Sorry Jackie" Bernie sneered, "I just watch," he said "Ian does the fucking!" Jackie looked confused, then her eyes widened and she gasped,...
Bernie rang me as soon as she got home. I asked how her aunt was and it seemed things were not so bad. They had started her on antibiotics and they think things should clear up. "Anyway it's you I really want to see. Can you come round now?" "Well, I've got to finish washing up the tea things and I'll be round. Actually Mum says she'll finish up so I'm on my way." I kissed Mum to say thanks and Dad offered to give me a lift so I was back at Bernie's house in record time. Belle...
This story is true, every last word of it. And it has been leaving me with the question, "why?" for many years. Let me tell you what I am. I'm a straight white male, divorced, father of three, addicted to women, and now single and dating. I've never cheated on my women. I'm not as great in bed as I once was, but I look good for my age, and women 30 years younger still ask me to call them. My sexual addiction for women has gone unchanged--or maybe even increased substantially--over the...
Next was Randy who selected Samantha as his date. She called herself, "Sam," and she didn't live far from the country club where Randy, Guy and Bernie had agreed on the Bachelor4U game. Sam suggested meeting at the Xhib Club near her house. She said it was a fun place. He hadn't been there, and knew nothing about it but was curious. Sam said there was a parking lot across the street. She would be waiting there at nine the next night. Randy found his way into the older part of town, and pulled...
Group SexAs soon as she was tethered Ian Stopped! Ian Just lay there motionless ... Billy checked, her position, looking to see where her bum was on the bales. Jackie began calling, calling Ian's name. "Ian, Ian" she called, her voice anxious, pleading. "Ian! Oh Ian please!" She cried. "Don't stop please not now" she groaned long and low, "Oooh Ian, please fuck me, please fuck me, I'm so close ... Pleeeease I need to cum!" she sobbed. But Ian didn't move. Billy jumped to the rope connected...
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