April Fool s Diary King Dong and the Dongettes
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This is a small rewrite of the original that was published in November 2006, to correct errors in grammar and spelling, and adding a few small details to make the story flow better. Ding-Dong I had almost finished my morning really close shave when the doorbell rang. It was only 9:30 AM. I couldn't think of anyone that would be ringing my doorbell that early, especially on a Saturday morning. I pulled a towel from the rack and swiftly wiped the remaining shaving cream from my...
Ding DongCopyright 2005 www.forniphilia.infoChapter OneThe girl stood on the front porch. She was tall and lithe, unusually pretty, her lightly tanned face framed exquisitely by her long, dark hair. Her wavy locks, raven black and shining in the morning sun, cascaded halfway down her back. The girl was indeed pretty ? but her hair was startling beautiful, the kind of hair that drew admiring stares from men and envious glances from women. She was covered nearly head to toe in a...
True to his word, a huge crowd attended the premier. "Live at the Hollywood Bowl, Dong, the Eighth Wonder of the World, XXX Adult Show" the signs promised. The people took their seats, speculating on what they were about to see. Many rumors had filtered out, some mostly accurate and some much less so. Anne and Jack waited backstage. Jack in a tuxedo, Anne wearing only a lacy matching set of bra and panties. "You nervous, Anne?" Jack asked. "Mmmm, ready to soak through my panties is more...
With the rising of the sun also came a dense morning fog, so visibility was not much better than before. The men arrived at a waterline of an inland shore. "You think these patterns in the sand might be the tracks Dong leaves behind?" Karl asked. "Shh. You hear that?" Jack interrupted. The sound of splashing came from off in the distance. "He's just ahead of us, crossing through here. And look, the beach curves around in that direction over there. Follow me, men!" He set off around the...
Anne came to, already moaning, on account of Dong's tentacles slowly fucking her pussy and asshole, and gently squeezing her ample breasts. She opened her eyes, smiled, and said, "Mmmmm, baby, that feels so nice. Don't stop." They were in a large cave, with Dong mostly submerged in a subterranean lake that filled the area, though he was clearly being careful to keep Anne above water. Hearing her voice, Dong gurgled softly and started moving, climbing out of the water and into daylight....
True to his word, a huge crowd attended the premier. “Live at the Hollywood Bowl, Dong, the Eighth Wonder of the World, XXX Adult Show” the signs promised. The people took their seats, speculating on what they were about to see. Many rumors had filtered out, some mostly accurate and some much less so. Anne and Jack waited backstage. Jack in a tuxedo, Anne wearing only a lacy matching set of bra and panties. “You nervous, Anne?” Jack asked. “Mmmm, ready to soak through my panties is more...
Anne came to, already moaning, on account of Dong’s tentacles slowly fucking her pussy and asshole, and gently squeezing her ample breasts. She opened her eyes, smiled, and said, “Mmmmm, baby, that feels so nice. Don’t stop.” They were in a large cave, with Dong mostly submerged in a subterranean lake that filled the area, though he was clearly being careful to keep Anne above water. Hearing her voice, Dong gurgled softly and started moving, climbing out of the water and into daylight. Anne...
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With the rising of the sun also came a dense morning fog, so visibility was not much better than before. The men arrived at a waterline of an inland shore. “You think these patterns in the sand might be the tracks Dong leaves behind?” Karl asked. “Shh. You hear that?” Jack interrupted. The sound of splashing came from off in the distance. “He’s just ahead of us, crossing through here. And look, the beach curves around in that direction over there. Follow me, men!” He set off around the...
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Philip was only fourteen when his slightly older sister discovered how he had grown since they last played doctor. She was flabbergasted and couldn’t wait to get her hands on the erection that popped out when he dropped his drawers. She’d touched his “pee-pee thing” a lot but wouldn’t apply her mouth or pussy to it in earlier times. Now it was way more than twice as big. She got a tape measure and got eight-and-a quarter inches long and slightly more than three inches wide at mid-shaft. She had...
"Alright, so in the morning we'll get another group together to go ashore. A couple of them that almost shit their pants today, they stay behind this time. Pick out guys that can handle themselves," Karl said. "We'll bring our trading materials along with us, see if we can't bribe our way into getting to see what's what around here." "So you really think we can make friends with those island assholes?" Jack asked. "And why not? Besides, there's no choice. I've got to see for...
Foreword: This is a work of fiction. None of the people in this story are real. None of these events ever happened. This story is nothing more than words that came from my imagination. Any similarity to any real people, places, or events is purely coincidental. Operators of erotic story web sites, whether free or fee-based, have my permission to post my stories for public reading, provided that credit is given to "Hungry Guy" as the author, and as long as you don't make changes other than...
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Hello ISS readers and this is Mohan from Andhra Pradesh. I am aged now 23 years and I would like to share my experience happened when I was 10 years old meeku nachhithe ki me feedback pampandi please. Ma amma peru Nagaratna Dad name Hanumantha rao and our family is mainly agricultural family and we have 10 acres of wet land. Ma ammaki dad ki sex meeda interest chaala ekkuva intlo iddaru eppudu nudegane untaru. Ma amma mukku baga podugu lavaati mukku holes. Pirralu thega balisi untai. Ma dad 24...
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From the view of Julia.The room was like the one he abused my body in with a gimp mask.I put my costume on ready and waited for the knock on the door. I contemplated lube, as after having him in me the other week, I was quite sore. Plus, he left me there with that vibrator on. Maybe he thought I could get out, but it was a little embarrassing, especially for that young boy who rescued me. I didn’t think he knew what was going on. It’s a pity he wasn’t older. Maybe I would have, well, maybe not,...
"Do you see anything? The fog is a good sign, right?" Anne asked. "The sonar shows we're close to something, alright," Anglerod confirmed. "And it's the island we're looking for? How can we tell?" said Anne. "The mountain that looks like an erect cock and balls," Karl said. "Oh, that's right, I remember you mentioned that," Anne replied. "Here's the shore. You can hear the waves breaking," Anglerod observed. "Wait, those aren't breakers. It's drums," Jack...
“Alright, so in the morning we’ll get another group together to go ashore. A couple of them that almost shit their pants today, they stay behind this time. Pick out guys that can handle themselves,” Karl said. “We’ll bring our trading materials along with us, see if we can’t bribe our way into getting to see what’s what around here.” “So you really think we can make friends with those island assholes?” Jack asked. “And why not? Besides, there’s no choice. I’ve got to see for myself what...
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