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"What's going on here?" Vanessa Hudgens asked Alyson Michalka as they walked past a trio of teenage girls. "Is this why you couldn't go out tonight?""AJ's having a sleepover and I got roped into keeping an eye on them since my parents are out of town," Aly explained."How cute," Vanessa said, letting her eyes wander from AJ to Selena Gomez and finally to the third member of the sleepover, Demi Lovato."Hi Vanessa," AJ said. "We're going to watch School Of Rock if you guys want to join us.""Ooh,"...
Vanessa is 36 years old, married to her high school sweetheart, Brian. Brian is 5 years older than her. He is not the fittest guy for his age even. He has gained a few pounds over the years. Vanessa however, still looks after her appearance. She has maroon red dyed curly hair at shoulder length, 5"4", 32C cup, a size 8 and very attractive. Some people make jokes about beauty and the b**st but there is always a degree of truth about it. She also has a seductive look that comes naturally and she...
The next morning Vanessa opened her eyes, she hoped that it was Shorty that is next to her. She suddenly felt an itching sensation inside her pussy. It felt like a million little micro nerves tingling around the inside of her pussy creating a ticklish sensation. She tried to brush it off and forced herself out of her bed, still feeling a bit sluggish and hit the shower. Brian has prepped Kelly to school. That's the good thing about Brian, he doesn't mind to do share the load, sometimes even...
The three workmen were slaving away in the back garden, in the hot sun. Vanessa watched them from the upstairs bedroom window, getting more excited by the second. Under her robe she was wearing a beautiful red basque with a red g-string, black stockings and five inch heels. This was topped off with the tiniest lycra red halterneck dress which barely concealed her ass or bulge. She undid her robe and looked at herself in the mirror. Her long blond hair and heavily made up face looked as good as...
As Joseph stepped through the first door to the conditioning chamber, he once again considered his paraphrasing of Genesis, “On the seventh day, God made slave girls.” Repeated testing had proven that a typical girl’s will could be broken within five to nine days, with most being broken after a week of torture. He stepped into the chamber to determine if this was so. After Vanessa’s electric stun wand treatment a week ago, she had been lowered to the mat to lie unconscious in her own waste....
When our new employee Vanessa was first introduced in our sales meeting, Natalie had shot me a wide-eyed look. Her slender form slipped into the room and as she took her seat, I noticed her tight bum curving under her black skirt. The curly locks of her black hair pinned behind her head allowed a look at her elegant neck. I had looked back to Natalie, whose smirk revealed that she knew the exact contents of my filthy mind. That had been weeks ago and since then, smiles had ramped up to...
LesbianAuthor's Foreword & Acknowledgement It probably goes without saying, but the main story, while set in the ‘present day’, does predate the COVID pandemic. It reinforces the point that this story is purely an erotic, fictional fantasy, developed solely from the present author’s weird imagination. The events & individuals portrayed are completely fictional & not based on any actual real-life cases from either group to my knowledge. The following story is set in a particular context, & partly...
FetishI leaned against the fence watching the cheerleaders practice their routines. The sun was warm on my back and a drop of sweat ran down the side of my face. I wiped it off, not sure if it was because of the heat or me being horny. Vanessa did a few cartwheels and came to a halt only a few yards from me. When she saw me she waved.“Hi, Ben!”I waived back but didn’t have time to answer her because she ran back to her friends. She was so hot in her uniform and long tanned legs. When she jumped or...
TeenIntroduction: Vanessa, my wife, gets it from a thick stick Vanessa is my wife of five years. She is half Latino and half Irish and she is quite the stunner with a luscious smile sporting perfectly straight white teeth, a well rounded apple bottom bosom, and beautiful perky tits and even thicker luscious nipples. Thats my perfect wife. She dresses very classy too. She never dresses like a skank. She wears long skirts and flat shoes and gowns that hide her beautiful hour glass figure. This was...
I’m five feet eight, slim, a little too slim in the breast department for my own liking but I hadn’t had any complaints. My eyes are brown as is my hair which is cut short. I live in my own house and have done ever since my divorce ten years ago. I’ve had a couple of flings but nothing too serious. About nine years ago a nice couple moved in next door. They had a teenage daughter called Julie and one night she knocked on my door saying she had forgotten her keys and could she come in for a...
LesbianI’m five feet eight, slim, a little too slim in the breast department for my own liking but I hadn’t had any complaints. My eyes are brown as is my hair which is cut short. I live in my own house and have done ever since my divorce ten years ago. I’ve had a couple of flings but nothing too serious. About nine years ago a nice couple moved in next door. They had a teenage daughter called Julie and one night she knocked on my door saying she had forgotten her keys and could she come in for a...
Introduction: I havent written in a while so please be nice. Enjoy Vanessa looked up into Zachs eyes and smiled. The brilliant blue always got the best of her. The light gleaming in from outside made them both retreat to the covers and hide from the outside world. Zach reached out to Vanessa and touched her delicate, cold face. They both stared deeply into each others eyes until Zach chuckled, breaking the bond, and rolled on top of Vanessa, pinning her arms down. Vanessa giggled cutely and...
Vanessa had it all planned out meticulously. She had taken the day off and planned on doing a bit of last minute shopping before checking into the hotel in the early afternoon. She eventually decided on buying a massive dildo to get her ready for the party. This would give her plenty of time to take a long bath, shave and make herself look as alluring as she could. Her date would arrive about nine and hopefully, as he had said, would be bringing a few friends along as well. He had explained to...
It is not uncommon for men of a certain age to experience erectile dysfunction but this was of little comfort when it started happening to me a few months ago. Vanessa was certainly not mollified by knowing she was not the first woman to discover she had a malfunctioning husband on her hands. “Don’t worry, sweetie, we’ll try another time,” she said, or similar, the first couple of times, but her patience wore thin as the failures mounted. It was always the same. I would get hard, no problem,...
This story happened a few years ago. Every time I remember it, I get an erection. It all started one day when I went to an administrative office to do a paperwork. I entered, they gave me a turn, I sat down to wait. While I waited I read a book I had brought. After several minutes another person enters. He sits in front of me. When I saw her I was surprised by her beauty. Was beautiful. She had blond hair, light eyes, small nose, thin red lips, very delicate skin. I was wearing a shirt through...
Halfway through the shitty romance movie Vanessa begged me to watch I noticed her squirming around on her end of the couch. I take note of this since she tends to sit through a movie without moving like some jacked up zombie. She suddenly turned to me and said "I have to go to the bathroom, pause the movie for me" then rushed off towards my bathroom. I paused the movie and sat there waiting for her to come back. After almost 5 minutes had passed she came back "you all good?" I asked "yeah...
Vanessa stared at her surroundings as she walked behind her owner through the house. The mansion seemed huge to her, certainly far larger than anything she had ever lived in before, although she no longer had any coherent memory of where that was. She padded naked as he led her through the rooms into the kitchen. Once there she saw that two of the other slave girls, Marcy and Jane, were working, washing and drying dishes. Unlike her they were wearing the abbreviated French Maid costumes....
Vanessa sipped her coffee, enjoying the warm breeze and the evening sunshine as she sat in the park with Dieter, her boyfriend.Had Dieter been more attentive, he would have noticed that she had a faraway look in her eyes, as she stared away into middle distance to her left. Any psychologist would tell you that she was remembering, and her cute smile, showing her neat white teeth, affirmed that the memory was a pleasant one. What Dieter did not know either, was that as she sat there in the...
…02:00…Peeping cautiously around the corner into the corridor, Vanessa saw the security guard pause outside Room 101. He peered through the barred window in the door and checked the video screen in the wall before walking on. She looked at her watch. Just after 2am. An hour before he’d be back to check again. 60 minutes to do it. No time to waste.As soon as the guard had turned the corner, she was sprinting bare-footed down the corridor, stolen key-cards in hand. Holding her breath, she pushed...
Monster SexVanessa, eine Reporterin, war im Fernsehen oft zu sehen, wenn es um Gerichtsfälle ging. Mit 39 Jahren sah sie sehr attraktiv aus. Sie hatte braune schulterlange Haare, meistens hochgesteckt und eine BH-Größe von 80 D. Meistens trug sie dunkle Kleidung. Sie hatte fast immer einen Rock an. Bald wurde Chris, Anfang 30, ein Dozent wegen angeblicher Vergewaltigung einer Studentin verhaftet. Doch er hatte nichts damit zu tun. Die Studentin war die Tochter von einer Freundin von Vanessa. Dadurch dass...
It had been a couple of weeks since Ellie and had our little trysts with Derek and Ken, and I couldn't stop thinking about it. As much as I loved being with Ellie, there was something magical about that night with Ken. We had talked about it, and I downplayed how wonderful it was to make love to Ken. She told me that she enjoyed her night with Derek too, but she didn't really seem to make a big deal about it. I wondered if she was downplaying it too, but part of me didn't even care. Maybe...
CrossdressingIt had been a couple of weeks since Ellie and had our little trysts with Derek and Ken, and I couldn't stop thinking about it. As much as I loved being with Ellie, there was something magical about that night with Ken. We had talked about it, and I downplayed how wonderful it was to make love to Ken. She told me that she enjoyed her night with Derek too, but she didn't really seem to make a big deal about it. I wondered if she was downplaying it too, but part of me didn't even care. Maybe...
CrossdressingNow, I’m five feet eight and slim - a little too slim in the breast department for my own liking but I hadn’t had any complaints. My eyes are brown as is my hair, which is cut short. I live in my own house and have done ever since my divorce ten years ago. I’ve had a couple of flings but nothing too serious. About nine years ago a nice couple moved in next door. They had a teenage daughter called Julie and one night she knocked on my door saying she had forgotten her keys and could she come in...
LesbianTHE FOLLOWING IS A WORK OF FICTION "'tis blasphemy you speak. Call of Duty doth be a game of glory and honor. Thine younger brother must become l33t through it's Nazi Zombie minigame," I argued to my cousin. 'twas Christmas Eve and the family was invited to my aunt's house for dinner. Much energy there was throughout the house...much warmth. Suddenly, I felt I had to use the bathroom. The only one I could remember was upstairs, so there I went. After I finished, I ran into her in the...
When our new employee Vanessa was first introduced in our sales meeting, Natalie had shot me a wide-eyed look. Her slender form slipped into the room and as she took her seat, I noticed her tight bum curving under her black skirt. The curly locks of her black hair pinned behind her head allowed a look at her elegant neck. I had looked back to Natalie, whose smirk revealed that she knew the exact contents of my filthy mind. That had been weeks ago and since then, smiles had ramped up to...
Irgentwie hat mich ein Verdi-Mensch dazu überredet Personalrat zu werden und ich wurde tatsächlich gewählt. Dröge Sitzungen aber immerhin ich musste nicht arbeiten und bekam mit was alles in der Firma läuft. Dann kam die Sprache auf Vanessa. sie ist eine bildhübsche Azubine, blonde Haare, immer sexy gekleidet, klein tolle Figur, tiefer Ausschnitt toller Busen. Leider hat Vanessa mehrmals unentschuldigt gefehlt, hat gelogen und steht im Verdacht geklaut zu haben. Alle meinen sie sei psychisch...
BDSMJess and I had been cleaning up the spare room, which had become a store for anything we couldn’t be bothered to put away like books, clothes, empty and full boxes, cleaned washing etcetera. The reason being, we had Jess’s good friends coming to stay from down south for a week. But we had been half way through tidying when we both got horny and ended up having some impromptu sex on the newly made bed making it sweaty and sticky with only a few hours before our guests were due to arrive. Laying...
Jess and I had been cleaning up the spare room, which had become a store for anything we couldn’t be bothered to put away like books, clothes, empty and full boxes, cleaned washing etcetera. The reason being, we had Jess’s good friends coming to stay from down south for a week. But we had been half way through tidying when we both got horny and ended up having some impromptu sex on the newly made bed making it sweaty and sticky with only a few hours before our guests were due to arrive. Laying...
Noch nie war Vanessa nach einem Auftritt so heiss. Ihr war als hätte sie die lüsternen Blicke des Publikums direkt auf ihrem Körper gespürt. Jetzt saß sie in ihrer Umkleidekabine. Noch immer nass vom Schweiss und noch immer in ihrem scharfen Bühneoutfit. Die fast kniehohen, schwarzen Stiefel mit hohen Absätzen, waren bequemer als sie aussahen. Ebenso der Jeansrock. Er hörte ebenfalls kurz vor den Knien auf, doch er war am linken Bein so weit geschlitzt das bei jedem Schritt der Blick auf ihre...
On Wednesday I am hanging with my friends, Rachel and Dusty. Sophomore year in college is coming and being back home is so fucking boring. There is literally nothing to do. We are too young to go to the bars, not that there are any in this shithole that are worth a look. I am so fucking listless and tired. Tired of talking and tired of music, we start driving. In our small town, there isn’t much going on. Eventually, we end up at the bowling alley. It is packed. We all get Cokes and sit...
Teen“Vanessa, come on, we were supposed to go out tonight,” my friend Dave was saying to me. “I know, I’m sorry, but you know how my dad is with work. He likes to include his family with everything, so I have to go to the dinner. I shouldn’t be out late.” I smiled into the phone. “Maybe, if you’re lucky, I’ll swing by afterwards to give you a little treat.” He chuckled. “Alright babe, tell your parents I said hey.” “Will do.” I hung up the phone and wondered what to do about Dave. I’ve been...
A few months after having my first date, I was feeling kind of anxious about not really allowing myself to go further. I had plenty of guys interested, but I wasn't really ready to make that move. I had been talking to this sexy college boy for a few weeks, but we couldn't set up anything solid. We finally nailed down a date, but he had some last minute issue come up, and had to cancel. I had enough. I wanted to experience the full act of being a woman, and I wanted it that night! I went...
CrossdressingVanessa now transformed, makes some sport It was a total scandal when I told my mother everything about my new aspirations. Obviously, I never said anything about my step sister Elena; that would have to remain a secret. After a while, my mother accepted the fact that I would never become a real man: seeing me dressed up as a slut everyday certainly helped her to understand the situation. She finally made peace with me and even started to give me some suggestions. My outfits were way...
“I think you’ll enjoy dinner,” said Joseph, leading Robert into the large dining room. “My activities allow me to enjoy living well.” When Joseph had rejoined Robert in the control room, Robert had managed to control his nausea and had wiped his face with a handkerchief. Surveying the scene briefly, he had escorted Robert from the room, setting the trash can in the hallway to be cleaned. Detailing a maid to escort Robert to his room and help him to relax, he had left the younger man. Robert...
-Erpressung von Vanessa Es war der dritte Tag der Klassenfahrt bei der Vanessa die Aufsicht über ihre Berufsschulklasse übernommen hatte. Bis jetzt war es ein problemloser Ausflug gewesen. Sie hatte zwar die Klasse in der nur 2 Mädchen waren und ansonsten nur 20 Jungs aber sie wusste genau, dass sie mit ihrem Aussehen ziemlich schnell die Aufmerksamkeit der Jungs bekommen konnte. Das einzige was Vanessa störte war ihre Schülerin Sandra die sich auf diesem Ausflug immer so anzog, dass es keine...
BDSM‘I’m writing a novel set during the Victorian era,’ Vanessa explained as I dried off my face and hair with the towel that she had handed me. ‘Wearing the right clothes helps me to imagine my way into the story.’ ‘So it’s a fairly sexy sort of story is it?’ I surmised. ‘Not exactly your Oliver Twist‚ or David Copperfield‚ style of Victorian saga.’ ‘Well, it’s what we in the business term a ‘bodice-ripper’,’ Vanessa explained. ‘Hence the bodice,’ I replied. ‘Exactly. Hence the bodice. But I must...
Once the bed was covered with fluffy bath-towels, Vanessa jumped on it and lay with her legs spread wide. “Look how wet you’ve got me,” she said, sliding a couple of fingers easily in and out of her pussy. “And that’s not just from the bath. Here, taste.” I came over and sucked her slippery fingers into my mouth. “Yum, just right,” I pronounced. “I hope you rinsed your dick really well,” said Vanessa, teasingly, “I hate the taste of soap.” With this she dragged me by my stiff cock up to the...
“Come on over here and get comfortable while I think up a story,” I suggested to Vanessa. “I know I’m not allowed to play with your pussy while I tell it, but what about your boobs. Can I play with those. I need something to inspire me.” “Well,” Vanessa considered, “normally that would be totally against the rules. But if you admit that you have lost totally already and that I am the absolute winner, then all rules can be suspended.” “Oh, hell,” I conceded, “you romped it in. Against your...
Vanessa leaned back against me in the bath as I played casually with her soapy nipples. She turned her head and kissed me lightly on the lips. ‘Isn’t this bliss?’ she sighed. ‘I love bathing you,’ I said, ‘but I can’t wait to dress you too. I love the feeling of looking after all of your body’s needs.’ ‘All of my body’s needs?’ laughed Vanessa. ‘Next you’ll be wanting to wipe my arse for me after I take a shit. Hey, I felt your cock twitch. Don’t tell me that thought turns you on.’ ‘It’s a...
The afternoon sun was streaming through the bedroom window when I awoke from a dream that Vanessa was casually and luxuriously sucking my cock, to find that she really was casually and luxuriously sucking my cock. ‘Hmmm..mmm,’ I sighed contentedly, ‘nothing like waking from a wet dream to find a wet reality.’ ‘Well reality’s not the only thing that’s wet,’ she replied. ‘I’ve been playing with myself again but it’s no substitute for the real thing. I hope you don’t mind that I started getting...
The next day I had set up my easel on the beach outside my cottage and was once more attempting to paint a landscape that someone might actually want to buy. Once more I was failing miserably. My heart just wasn’t in it. “Howdy, neighbour,” called Vanessa as she strolled up the beach towards me. She was wearing a navy blue short-sleeved blouse and white pleated skirt that fell just below her knees. When she reach me I noticed that her blouse was undone just enough to reveal that she was wearing...
Vanessa’s phone call woke me from a deep sleep. ‘You’d better stay up your end of the island for the next half hour,’ she warned me. ‘I’m going for a swim.’ ‘Thanks for the warning,’ I replied. No sooner had I hung up the phone than I grabbed my binoculars, positioned on my bedside table for just such an emergency, and ran down the path to Vanessa’s beach. I didn’t bother to put on any clothes. After all Vanessa wouldn’t be seeing me, or so I thought. Fifteen minutes later I had taken up my...
This is a memoir of my first time meeting a man. I’d been crossdressing for many years. I had many fun nights dressing up and playing with my toys but I wanted something more. I liked to get on the phone with guys and play around. I had my favorite toys to use, especially my eight inch dildo and my butt plug. I really got into my phone sessions, but I felt like I wanted to go further. There was a nice guy who I had been talking to for a while, and I got to know a little better than the...
At first it seemed a bit strange to be reading aloud a story written in the first person by a woman. But somehow, knowing that Vanessa had written the story, I found it a tremendous turn-on. It was as if I was not just possessing her body from the outside as I had already, but from the inside. When she played with her body or the bodies of other women in the story it was with my hands. When she saw them it was with my eyes. ”I run a health club for women only’,’ I began. ”Alot of women would...
‘Does it feel good when I do this?’ Vanessa asked, briefly clenching her pussy muscles around my cock as she pumped up and down on it. ‘It feels like your pussy is wanking me off,’ I cried. ‘My pussy is wanking you off and sucking you off and fucking you all at the same time. Isn’t she a naughty, clever little pussy,’ she explained, her voice quavering and breaking in the ecstacy of the fuck. I grasped the cheeks of her bottom, wet as they were with freely running sweat, and rolled her over...
A few months after having my first date, I was feeling kind of anxious about not really allowing myself to go further. I had plenty of guys interested, but I wasn’t really ready to make that move. I had been talking to this sexy college boy for a few weeks, but we couldn’t set up anything solid. We finally nailed down a date, but he had some last minute issue come up, and had to cancel. I had enough. I wanted to experience the full act of being a woman, and I wanted it that night! I went...
One night I was laying around bored, so I decided to get all sexied up for no one but me. I got out one of my favorite outfits, which you can see in my picture. I was so excited as I undressed, and laid everything out that I was about to slip on. First I put on my sexy Victoria’s Secret thong. It was white with black lace, and it felt so hot as it slid on. Then, I put on the matching bra. It had a lot of padding, so even though I have a little bit of a chest, it really helped to give me that...
Sinan schlenderte in der Nähe des Heimes herum. Er hatte den Morgen vertrödelt und auf Pornoseiten gesurft. Dann hatte er seinen Schwanz abgebunden und das PA-Piercing gegen ein dickeren Ring ausgetauscht. Das Abspritzen hatte er immer wieder unterdrückt. Er kam in die Heinestraße, die hinter einer Reihe von Eigenheimen verlief. Da lag sie wieder, dieses blonde Flittchen. Schon öfter hatte er sie in ihrem Hausgarten beim Sonnebaden gesehen. Sie schlief, und hielt eine Zeitschrift noch in der...
InterracialOne night I was laying around bored, so I decided to get all sexied up for no one but me. I got out one of my favorite outfits, which you can see in my picture. I was so excited as I undressed, and laid everything out that I was about to slip on.First I put on my sexy Victoria's Secret thong. It was white with black lace, and it felt so hot as it slid on. Then, I put on the matching bra. It had a lot of padding, so even though I have a little bit of a chest, it really helped to give me that...
CrossdressingFor five years I had lived on the island totally without human companionship. I saw no men but the old guy who ran the supply ship, and no women at all. And I was happy. An artist needs his solitude. In the hurley-burley that we choose to call society, the deeper voice of the soul cannot be heard. Man alone with nature, that’s the way it should be. Like Thoreau at Walden Pond, Hemingway battling it out with the marlin in the Gulf of Mexico, Amundsen eating his own huskeys to stay alive at the...
Last month I met the most amazing man. We met at a book store. I wasn’t paying attention and I bumped into him. When he helped me up, it was love at first sight. We have been dating for a month now. Tonight is, our one month anniversary. He is taking me to a new Italian restaurant in town. I picked out a black dress, black lacy bra and black thong. I had a Brazilian wax a few days ago, in case we have sex. I am so excited to be with Mark. I am just wondering, if we will finally have sex...
It was no good. I just couldn’t get her out of my mind. I was back on the other side of the island where I lived in a small cottage over-looking the beach. I had my easel set up on a slight rise that gave me a perfect view of the sea and the beach and the rich green vegetation that covered the island from the edge of the beach to its central rocky outcrop which rose to about 20 metres above sea-level behind me. I was trying to paint, but it was no use. The large rocks that gave the beach its...
Vanessa’s phone call woke me from a deep sleep. ‘You’d better stay up your end of the island for the next half hour,’ she warned me. ‘I’m going for a swim.’ ‘Thanks for the warning,’ I replied. No sooner had I hung up the phone than I grabbed my binoculars, positioned on my bedside table for just such an emergency, and ran down the path to Vanessa’s beach. I didn’t bother to put any clothes on. After all Vanessa wouldn’t be seeing me, or so I thought. Fifteen minutes later I had taken up my...
Vanessa's phone call woke me from a deep sleep. "You'd better stay up your end of the island for the next half hour," she warned me. "I'm going for a swim." "Thanks for the warning," I replied. No sooner had I hung up the phone than I grabbed my binoculars, positioned on my bedside table for just such an emergency, and ran down the path to Vanessa's beach. I didn't bother to put on any clothes. After all Vanessa wouldn't be seeing me, or so I thought. Fifteen minutes later I had taken up my...
NovelsVanessa's Secret Chapter Three Conclusion By Jason Morgan Vanessa plans for her freedom and some revenge against her her family. This is the final conclusion of this tale as she plans for her future with Michael and his powerful family while making plans to take down her own family who sold her into slavery. But, will she really be free? Part 3 Vanessa slept alone and felt safe all night for the first time in many long years. It was such a foreign feeling that she didn't really...
It was no good. I just couldn’t get her out of my mind. I was back on the other side of the island where I lived in a small cottage over-looking the beach. I had my easel set up on a slight rise that gave me a perfect view of the sea and the beach and the rich green vegetation that covered the island from the edge of the beach to its central rocky outcrop which rose to about 20 metres above sea-level behind me. I was trying to paint, but it was no use. The large rocks that gave the beach its...
Vanessa's Secret Part one By Jason Morgan A beautiful young woman is abused by her cruel master. She is hoping to soon win her freedom when a caring young man enters her life and hopes he can win her heart and help her get her freedom. The young woman does her best to hide her past and a dark secret that could shatter all everything for her. Part 1 Hey Miss Priss, our drinks are getting hot and they are hungry, Get some sandwiches too, get your swishy ass in here!" A harsh...
Vanessa's Secret Jason Morgan Part 2 Vanessa was back at Antonio's manor wearing the ultra-revealing maids outfit, serving him and his friends. Antonio was talking to his friends table and she had just brought them on their glasses of beer. The plates of food she had just made were on the counter cooling. They were just about ready to serve. She waited a few minutes and went back out, doing her curtsey as the obedient docile maid holding a large pitcher of beer. Some of their...