Safiya
3 years ago
Hi, this is Sameera I am married 28 years old staying with my hubby Rajesh and mother in law Suman my father in Law had passed away. This story is 2 years down the line when I like any other girls was too conscious about my figure and a regular Gym user in my society. Our neighbour Mr Sunil was retired man living alone. He had this strange lusty eye on me and my mother in law and we both knew it. Mom often told me to maintain some distance from Sunil uncle. It was dawn of summers in April and...
3 years ago
Randi's Vacation Randi woke up to his alarm and quickly silenced it. A quick glance to his left confirmed the Denise was already up. She almost always got up before him preferring some extra time between getting ready for work and needing to walk out the door. He preferred to have enough time to get ready, eat and go. He walked to the bathroom which was right in the master bedroom. The condo they bought was a bit extravagant but provided plenty of room and they could afford it on...
1 year ago
Hum dono abhi bhi nange hi thay. Chalte chalte usne paad maari. Uski gaand mein abhi bhi haddi akti hui thi. Nadi kinare, jhadiyon ke bich usko bithaya. “Hug le saali madarchod. Kab se paad rahi jai bhosdiki.” Woh hugne lagi. Uski gaand se haddi nikal gayi. Uski garam moot ki dhaar mere pairo pe giri. “Saali maderjaat! Mere pairon pe mootegi. Saali raand muh khol,” main uske muh mein mootne laga. Lavda uske gale mein ghus kar mootne laga. Maine apni tange faila di aur wahi khade khade hugne...
1 year ago
Mera naam Rudra hai. Ek number ka harami aur besharam. Mera dimaag mere lavde mein hai, jo saala har waqt chudai ke liye uchalte rehta hai. Kasarati badan jo ghanto tak lavde ka saath deta hai. Waise toh bachpan se hi kaafi chudai ki hai. Lekin yeh wali sabse achi wali, ya yeh kahu ki sab se gandi wali hai. Main tab 30 saal ka tha. Shaadi hui nahi thi. Ghar mein rehta hi nahi tha. Naukri hi aisi thi ke sheher-sheher gaon-gaon bhatakna padta tha. Peshe se ek civil engineer, jiski degree paiso se...
4 years ago
Andrea Standing (part 2 of Andrea's Stand) A note at the beginning. One of the problems with writing a serial story is that the author feels a need to recap what happened in the prior portions. Please go back and read part 1, "Andrew Running". It will make this a better story. Briefly Andrew at 19, abused by his father, runs away to a distant relative, Aunt Clara. Andrew goes along with a joke played by Clara's lover Marnie, and ends up as Andrea working in Marnie's luxury used car...
1 year ago
There was a 70 year old grandma that moved in right next to my apartment, I was 18 at the time and my grandpa was 74. I lived with my grandpa at the time. The old grandma would come to talk to my grandpa each day, she would keep teasing him, she would flirt with him, she tried to seduce him. My grandpa ignored her at first but then he started flirting with her after a couple days. I once came out of my apartment only to see her sucking his dick outside on the porch while he was touching her...
2 years ago
He watched them as they sat sipping their colorful drinks and flirting with male guests and hotel employees alike at the Garden Cloud Lounge. They were undoubtedly four sisters, all in their late twenties and thirties, and attractive. They were obviously American, and they laughed as they tried what little Spanish they knew on the young waiters. He had seen groups like this many times. Their often affluent husbands allowed them to have "Girl's Time Off" now and then. It worked out on both...
1 year ago
Andrea On Her Own (Part 3 of Andrea's Stand) A Note Before: If you have not read parts 1 and 2, please go back and do so. I have spent some time trying to develop the characters involved and a brief description of the plot so far will not help you much. Chapter 1: Needing More I leaned back in my chair and stretched. It had been a long hour and a half finishing the homework from my calc. class. As I stretched I felt the sweater pressing against the breast forms and glanced...
1 year ago
This introduction story is based on true events. All the characters mentioned are above the age of 18. For personal reasons, the names of the characters have been changed. Any resemblance to any person, living or dead, is purely coincidental. The writer does not believe in any kind of discrimination or disrespect towards women. The story has been written for sexual satisfaction and should be held in the same regard. “Aah!” Nandini moaned as my thick member entered her...
Incest
2 years ago
This introduction story is based on true events. All the characters mentioned are above the age of 18. For personal reasons, the names of the characters have been changed. Any resemblance to any person, living or dead, is purely coincidental. The writer does not believe in any kind of discrimination or disrespect towards women. The story has been written for sexual satisfaction and should be held in the same regard. “Aah!” Nandini moaned as my thick member entered her...
Incest
2 years ago
Sant Ghoshal-Anand Goswami ‘pahunche huye’ siddh purush ya mahatma hn.Sundar Van ke ghane jungle me Aadiwasi basti se sata unka ‘Slddhashram’ h.swami ji vese to Raam Bhakti ki rasik shakha Sakhi Sampraday ke bhakt hn lekin vo Shiv Bhagvan ke nagn rup ke upasak bhi hn.Isi liye unke Ashram me ghuste hi ek sundar Shiva Ling sthaapit milta h. kaha jata h ki yeh ”Swaymbhu Lingam” h, arthat iska nirman kisi kaarigar ne nahin kiya, ye to uska apne aap bana prakritik rup h.ye nitya ling h. Swami ji ke...
3 years ago
Mandy's sickest stories - Mandy reloadedAuthor: SickoChickMandyAuthor's email: mandydarkfantasies [at] gmail [dot] comTags: F/f, torture, snuff, feet, nc, cannibalismProofread by EmmaPNote, that English is not my native language, so my writing will surely have many grammatical and syntax errors just as improper usage of expressions. I can only hope someone will still find it exciting. Be aware, this is graphic, brutal and extreme. I read it after writing and scared of myself.DisclaimerThis...
3 years ago
Andrew Running (part 1 of Andrea's Stand) Chapter 1: Running I called my Aunt Clara from the bus station. She didn't seem that surprised to hear from me and when I explained why I was there she told me to walk a couple of blocks to the local diner and get myself a cup of coffee. She'd pick me up in about half an hour. I sat and sipped chocolate milk and tried to eat a pastry while I glanced nervously out of the window waiting for my father to show up and force me into his...
3 years ago
Mommy are you serious I have to find a summer job? Part 4 By Princess Pantyboy Me, Kelly 16-year-old boy Miley 13-year-old little sister that is taller than me. Mrs. Anderson Manager and my boss Sandie New friend, works with me Luke Sandie's boyfriend Max Luke's little brother Authors note: Hello to all! I want to thank everyone for all the sweet emails. I hope you all enjoy my newest story. I look forward to hearing from you all soon....
3 years ago
I was about 5 or 6 when my father left, leaving me with just my mother. A mother that I came to love very, very much. Maybe, I loved her too much. And Mommy definitely loved me too well! A quick family history would be appropriate right now. My parents got married when Mom was only 18, and Dad was an old man of 20. Pregnancy either occurred just after, or just prior to the wedding. As a result, I still had a young, and very pretty mother. As I said, about five years after the...
3 years ago
It's Friday and I can hardly wait to get home from school. Tuesday was my eighteenth birthday and Mommy and Daddy have promised me that Tonight will be the best birthday party I've ever had. We're going to spend the entire evening and night celebrating. Now I'm an adult and tonight Mommy and Daddy are going to show me how big people love each other.I've been looking forward to this evening for years. I remember when Daddy first noticed my boobs starting to grow. I had just gotten out of the tub...
3 years ago
It's true that I had become accustomed to drama in my family. My father was loud and mean, especially when he was drunk, which was most evenings and every weekend. He would back my poor mother into a corner of the kitchen and berate her, towering over her in that threatening way that I knew so well, telling her she was fat and ugly and stupid and spending too much money on me. He would get louder and louder until she finally began to tremble and sob – then he would storm out of the house in...
1 year ago
by Millie Dynamite Jaden and I meet a few weeks after he transferred to the Naval base just outside of town. I sat on a bar stool sipping my Pappy Van Winkle when this tall African-American man in full dress uniform sat next to me. He whore captain’s bars. He possessed an air of authority. I nodded to him when perched on the next stool. He returned my nod with his own acknowledgment, in a deep voice he said, “Yo.” He spoke without looking at me. “I’ll have bourbon, make it a shot of Evan...
1 year ago
Mommy I don't want to try out for baseball again!!! By Princess Pantyboy Me, Kelly, Kellie 9-year-old boy Miley 5-year-old sister Mommy 42-years-old looks 21-years-old Grandmother 77-years-old acts like 100-years-old "Mom I don't want to go try out for baseball again! Every year you make me try out, and every year I don't make the team. I am always told the same thing, I am too small or too slow." I stamp my foot on the floor....
3 years ago
MOMMY’S MODELSChapter1I was lying on my bed a 17-year-old boy – practically au natural, looking at porn on my laptop and stroking my cock when Mommy knocked on the door – not waiting for an answer, she just pushed the door in. “Mommy WTF?” I asked stuffing my cock back in my boxers. “Oh honey sorry to disturb you but I needed to know if you still shave your body for the swim club” – that’s the excuse I gave her for shaving everything bare of hair, chest, pits, legs, cock, balls and ass – all...
2 years ago
Mommy are you serious I have to find a summer job? Part 2 By Princess Pantyboy Me, Kelly 16-year-old boy Miley 13-year-old little sister that is taller than me. Mrs. Anderson Manager and my boss. Sandy New friend, works with me Authors note: Hello to all! I want to thank everyone for all the sweet emails. I hope you all enjoy my newest story. I hope to hear from you all soon. Hugs, Princess Part 2 I start walking away from the mall down the...
1 year ago
Mommy are you serious I have to find a summer job? Part 6 By Princess Pantyboy Me, Kelly Small for my age, okay really small for my age Miley 15-year-old little sister that is much taller than me. Mrs. Anderson Manager, and my boss. Sandie New friend, works with me Luke Sandie's boyfriend Max Luke's younger brother Author's note: Thanks for all the sweet comments, and lovely emails with words of encouragement you have been sending...
1 year ago
Mommy AUTHOR'S NOTE: This story is set in the same world as my "At the Beach" stories only without the "Morality Tale" tag or the need to visit a certain gift shop for the transformational fun to begin. That is a good thing since the "Morality Tale" label has certainly come back to haunt me. I was raked over the coals by one reviewer for being too easy on the characters while another pilloried me for being too harsh. You sure can't please everyone. Anyway, I hope you enjoy this one....
1 year ago
This is a story about seduction and transformation that’s written about a real-life sissy named Brandon Hippel, Brandon’s a cute little limp-wristed sissy-faggot from Abington Pennsylvania that loves to be humiliated and exposed online. She loves feminization, crossdressing, being exposed online, humiliation, anal play, degradation, being captioned, taking pictures, and talking to new people, so feel free to contact her through these various social media; Her kik is; HumiliationSlut2Her email...
2 years ago
'jack its nearly mommys bedtime do you need to pee before i go to sleep?''uh no i'm ok for now thanks mom' jack really needs to pee but is still horified from being jerked off by his mom earlier'are you sure its no good you thinking you can get me to help you in the night mommy needs her sleep if you don't go nw you will have to wait until the morning''please mom could i get my nurse back to help me with stuff like that''no i told you in future i help you now would you like mommy to help you...
4 years ago
Introduction: A mother reluctantly agrees to let her boyfriend use her daughter This is a fictional story for adults only and describes sexual activities between an adult male and an underage female. Please do not continue reading if this offends you. This story was written for entertainment only and the author does not condone any illegal activities or abuse of any kind. This is a 3rd attempt at story writing and feedback is welcome. CHAPTER 3 I want to see her, Brian said. Brian was...
2 years ago
Dear Readers, it took me a while because reality caught up with me, but now the next chapter is ready. I simply hope you don't get bored and enjoy also the 6th installment of my little story. Mommy Adriana makes Greta become a secretary By: Greta Finally I lay in bed. I heard Mommy Adriana was sound asleep while I tossed and turned. I simply couldn't sleep after today's events. I would never be the same man again....
2 years ago
If you are a parent you have probably read, or even own, What to Expect When You Are Expecting and other self-help parenting books. Many have been very useful over the years, as I raised my two c***dren on my own after my husband's premature death, when Crystal was four and Michael two. The books were helpful when I struggled to deal with my daughter's teenage rebellion phase and they were somewhat helpful as I dealt with my son's coming of age, although truth be told I let my brother help out...
1 year ago
Dear Readers, since I am open to suggestions from now on I will start my stories with a recap of what has happened before. Mommy Adriana, I will obey you By: Greta Finally we were on our way home. Interestingly neither Mommy Adriana nor Mistress Andrea had cuffed or gagged me. So I just sat in the back of our car. During the short drive I had some time to think about what had happened in the past two days since my wife, err Mistress...
1 year ago
Less than five minutes after Dad had left to go on his bi-weekly business trip,Mommy was standing at the foot of my bed. "Hurry Up, Sl eepy Head! Your Br others and I are all ready! I need You cleaned up and downstairs within the half hour! Come On! Get Up! Gramma's going to be here any minute now!" She cajoled me,then pulled back the bed sheet exposing my nude body!"Mmmm,What a Nice Big Boner!" Mommy exclaimed. She stared at my package for a moment and then licked her lips. "And remember,NO...
3 years ago
Mommy I don't want to try out for baseball again! Part 8 By Princess Pantyboy Me, Kelly 9-year-old boy Miley 5-year-old little sister Mommy 42-years-old looks 21-years-old Grandmother/Elizabeth(Liz)Wilmington 77-years-old acts like 100 years old Alice Goodyear/ Sister Alice Principle of St. Mary's school Samantha (Sam) 5-year old girl Ms. Karen Dance...
4 years ago
Dear Readers, I never imagined to get so far but funnily the more I write the more ideas I get. I hope you still enjoy the ride. ------------------------------------------- Mommy Adriana and the Video Booth By Greta I closed my eyes. Not wanting to see people staring - which I had no doubt they were, especially when we stopped at red light - at the bound and...
3 years ago
Mommy, mommy what am I doing in a hospital? Part 4 By Princess Pantyboy Me, Kelly 9-year old boy Beth 17-year-old big sister Miley 5 -year-old little sister Authors note: I hope everyone is enjoying my newest story I put a few paragraphs from the end of Part 3 to make it an easier read. I am sure I missed some spelling and grammar mistakes please forgive we are trying. Hope you enjoy my story! Hugs Princess I reach out taking the panties from Miley. "Oh...
1 year ago
Armand Wilson sat in his home office/study sighing. From the office, things had looked pretty good; business was on track, and Sharon appeared to be handling her new situation well. But in the car on the way home, Armand began getting bad vibes, and when he arrived at his mansion, things were even worse. Everyone on staff was walking around as if on eggshells. It took Armand about twenty minutes' worth of snooping, but the situation resolved itself -- the Hernandez' quarters were an armed...
1 year ago
Mommy I don't want to try out for baseball again! Part 7 By Princess Pantyboy Me, Kelly 9-year-old boy Miley 5-year-old little sister Mommy 42-years-old looks 21-years-old Grandmother/Elizabeth(Liz)Wilmington 77-years-old acts like 100-years-old Alice Goodyear/ Sister Alice Principle of St. Mary's school Samantha (Sam) 5-year old girl Ms. Karen ...
3 years ago
My mother, Kate, was a perky, lovely legal secretary who at the age of 51 still bustled with a fierce, aloof, cheerful presence that had intimidated me since I was a child. Her strong, independent nature had allowed her to raise me almost single-handedly while sharing a house with a successful but emotionally distant husband. I was a shy child, easily embarrassed and with a healthy sense of shame that Mommy happily exploited at every opportunity. When I reached puberty, her covertly sexual...
3 years ago
I'm the baby of the family. My Mommy's little boy! The only c***d left living at home can be a blessing. Let me tell you why.When I was five,my father left us. In the middle of the night,He loaded up the truck,took my three teenage brothers and split. Just like that. That was eight years ago and it has been Mommy and me,ever since.We do everything together. We go shopping,cook,do the chores,go out to dinner and the movies. We play games,go bowling,bath and sleep together. In fact,the only time...
2 years ago
Mommy and Me I was too old to be renting a room but it was convenient and cheap. It came with its own bathroom and it was a large house with high ceilings. I preferred to work from home when I could and with the excellent broadband and the space for my computer equipment, it was actually ideal. Even if the owner/landlady was, well, somewhat strange. When I first came in to have a look at the room (having found a card at the local post office, a random but fortuitous discovery),...
4 years ago
by Oediplex 8==3~ The sweetest mom discovers her boy is both convenient and delightful. [She also recounts when her dad fucked her at nineteen!] Like the name of Madame DeVille's moniker, Cruella, some names fit the personality they are bestowed upon. Disney came up with that evil woman's apropos handle. My mother's folks named their only child, a daughter, Candy. This was shortly before the infamous 1968 movie was out. Though there were aspects of mom that paralleled the...
3 years ago
Grand daughter, me and not her momThank god for VIAGRA. This past week with Lisa my 22 year old grand daughter and keeping my old cock hard for her fun has been really fantastic. Sitting here naked with my sweet sexy granddaughter right next to me and her fingers playing with my cock and balls while watching Mary my 45 year old neighbor finger fucking her own very wet pussy beats the hell out of watching the storm move across the gulf. Hearing Lisa telling Mary how many fingers she can use or...
2 years ago
Introduction: My foster parents teach me how to be a big girl. Part 2…… Throughtout the next couple of months, it became a nightly habit. We all got in a schedule of daddy cleaning my bottom and checking my coochie, he didnt always play with my button though. I always hoped hed put more of that wet and warm stuff on my button, it felt so good. Mommy came in my room early every morning, took out my cleaner. I heard her talking one morning when she though I was asleep, she said my hole was...
3 years ago
I ve been hidding in the living room closet knowing its one of these nightMommy thinks iam out,but i ve been secretly watching and listening to her servicing a married black guy from her officethe first night i tought she was looking at porn until i ear her sexy moaning and pleading to be fuck like a good white slut momhow she squealed getting fuck got me so curious i went out to watch her through the windowdoggy in sexy stocking heals and dress a stranger tall black daddy fucking my mom deep...
2 years ago
"Don't you fucking stop! Don't you fucking stop! Don't you fucking stop!" Debbie was screaming at the top of her lungs while David fucked her from the back. She'd been bent over the dining room table for ten minutes now while he gripped her fleshy hips and slammed his cock deep inside of her. The table shook and sc****d across the floor with each hard thrust of his hips. David finally got tired of her scooting away from him, grabbed the table, and shoved it against the counter, giving him a...
2 years ago
Mommy Has To Watch Us Do It When I asked Tim to have sex with me he couldn’t believe it. He got all excited and started to tear my clothes off right there. Then I said, “Mommy has to watch us do it.” Tim thought about it a moment and asked, “Your mother wants to watch us do it?” I said, “She insists on watching us.” I looked at his face as he contemplated the offer I had made him. I had just offered him my virginity. Of all the boys I could have picked I had chosen him. He...
2 years ago
Throughtout the next couple of months, it became a nightly habit. We all got in a schedule of daddy cleaning my bottom and checking my coochie, he didnt always play with my button though. I always hoped he'd put more of that wet and warm stuff on my button, it felt so good. Mommy came in my room early every morning, took out my cleaner. I heard her talking one morning when she though I was asleep, she said "my hole was streching nicely for daddy". When daddy came home from work, I always...
3 years ago
Mommy are you serious I have to find a summer job? Part 1 By Princess Pantyboy Me, Kelly 16-year-old boy Miley 13-year-old little sister that is taller than me. Mrs. Anderson Manager and my boss. Authors note: Hello to all! I want to thank everyone for all the sweet emails asking me to continue writing more stories. It has been a long time since I posted any of my stories, life gets really busy sometimes. If you have been reading my stories for years, you...
4 years ago
just fantasy In this story everybody is over 18My mommy is very attractive with nice looking tits that are full of milk nice round ass great legs and a tight wet pussy that cant get enough of my big hard cock.Mommy: Mommy is so horny today baby. Come here and lick my wet pussy. MMMMM mommy likey, you such a good boy. Keep eating my hot dirty cunt, yes! That's it lick up mommy's fuck juices, keep eating!, lick my clit!, eat mommy's cum. such good little bitch boy.Oh look your cock is so big and...
3 years ago
I really had been expecting to be shopping most of the morning, but I got to the mall and miracle of miracles, not only did I find a place to park close in, the mall wasn't at all as crowded as I had expected. I got in and picked up the few things I needed, and headed home. One of the things I had to get was a couple of new bras. It just seemed that the elastic in the ones I had were wearing out. I sort of calked it up to their being more cheaply made, every thing was any more it seemed, being...
1 year ago
She went over to where he was living these days. She didn't know if he had a girlfriend and didn't really care. He knew Mommy loved him best.He greeted her with a kiss on the mouth."Nice kiss for Mommy" she sighed, slipping her hand between his legs. He was hard instantly. All he wanted to do is put his cock inside Mommy, feel the wetness, the tightness. Hear her say "I love you, my little boy"He had to run an errand and she agreed to come with him. He was hoping she would as she had a tendency...
2 years ago
Prequel to My Silly Little S isterEver since I was fucked by Mom and Dad on Sunday,my Mom has been acting like a total Sex Freak! Then again,so has my Dad! He just won't leave my asshole alone. If no-one else is around,except for Mom that is,He keeps pulling my pants down and fucking my ass with everything from his fingers and cock,to veggies and dildos! He keeps calling it "Training Time!". I refer to it as "Heaven!" because God,I love it!On Wednesday morning,after Dad left to go to work at...
1 year ago
''but mommy.....''''i know baby, its just for one night , mommy Boss and son are coming for dinner''''you know my job is important, dont worry , its going to be fine, i know my little boy likes it''''but....mommy''''shhhh go shave , i want you all smooth and smelling good''mommy knew , she ear it all that night at the campinghow her boy swallowed his 2 friends from the camping , in his tent sucking cocks the whole weekend pass bed time she was drinking wine , in the cabin she rent, her son tent...
2 years ago
Just then, Mommy woke up. “Ohhh,” she groaned. “Sweetie, is that you?” Daddy said it was, adding, “Sorry, baby, I needed to fuck. Do you mind?” Mommy said, “And I’m really sorry, too, honey, but I feel just awful. Would you stop, please?” So Daddy of course agreed, and stopped fucking Mommy. But now he was really horny. He pulled his cock out of Mommy’s pussy and went into the bathroom to jerk off into the sink. An hour later, Mommy woke from her nap and had an idea. She called out to her...
2 years ago
I found out two weeks ago that my mom is a whore. I don’t mean she sleeps around. I mean she does it for money with men. If they are in a motel nearby, mom gets in the car and drives there, texts when she arrives and walks to the man’s door. The men leave money on the table, and, well, mom sucks their cocks mostly. I didn’t know. Today is the third time mom has come to see me to show me what she does with the other men. Mom knows she is really good at it. All the men want to have her lick and...
4 years ago
Carol had Billy, her 14 year old son, when she was in her early 20s and so she was still young, healthy, playful and uninhibited and loved having sex with her husband. Recently however, she realized there was now another man in the house, as Billy was growing up and fast. And she'd been noticing that Billy was starting to look at her differently than he used to. And he'd 'accidentally' walked in on her recently when she was sitting on the toilet, with her shorts and panties down around...
2 years ago
Original by Lydia...Billy was relaxing in his room. Laying on his back and letting his thoughts drift. He was an 18 year old boy with dark hair and dark eyes. His body was hard and muscular. He was tall and athletic. Even so young, he was already a very attractive young man. None of the girls at school had caught his interest, though.His mind kept wandering towards thoughts of his mother. She was petite with long brown hair and green eyes. She was sweet and loving and incredibly beautiful. He...
1 year ago
It was kind of a dull rainy Saturday and Mom announced that she would begoing out to do some shopping for the afternoon. She asked if I would liketo accompany her, but up to that point I found her shopping quite boring -and besides, I had other things in mind. But first some background. I wasthen about 10 years old and by some crazy fluke had recently discovered aunexplainable fascination with my mother's lingerie and, of all things -her shoes. Mom was in her late 20s and although not...
2 years ago
My parents had gone out for a few drinks and an evening on the town,leaving my older brother,younger sister and myself,to entertain ourselves at home that night.The car wasn't even out of the driveway before my sister was stripped naked and laying on the living room floor. Spreading both of her legs wide and wearing a big smile on her face,she yelled "Come and Get it! Let The Games Begin!" My brother,Kurt,ran down the stairs,wearing only his socks,his hard dick bouncing up and down with each...
3 years ago
Mommy are you serious I have to find a summer job? Part 3 By Princess Pantyboy Me, Kelly 16-year-old boy Miley 13-year-old little sister that is taller than me. Mrs. Anderson My boss. Sandie Simpson New friend, works with me Authors note: Hello to all! I want to thank everyone for all the sweet comments, and emails. I hope you all enjoy my newest story. I hope to hear from you all soon. Hugs, Princess Miley shakes her head. "No Kelly, you...