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I had started to work in Mumbai ( then Bombay ) after earning my degree in mechanical engineering. I had always fantasized during my college days of having a maid cum sex partner to start off the career. My workplace was in a small manufacturing unit located in midc, andheri and i had initially taken up staying as a paying guest in a place referred by one of my colleagues at work. It was a small room on the terrace of an old house, which surprisingly had a large open space around the house, a...
Dear readers, you must have read many incest stories till date but I am sure you must have never come across a sister fucker cousin, like ours. Just read it and then give your comments. Actually, we belong to eastern Uttar Pradesh and live in a joint family. It may sound strange but we were 3 sisters,myself being youngest. After lot of prayers my youngest Uncle was blessed with a boy. My father and other uncles must have been inspired by this feat and thinking the fortunes will turn in their...
IncestNow they were going to have to move their operations away from North and South America, and the question was: where to, next? The obvious place was Europe, but was that the best choice? They could take a hint from World War II and use the UK as a staging area. They now knew that the Wasps were relatively easy for them to defeat when they had plenty of poison, so they were highly confident of victory no matter which way they went first. The combination of Europe and Asia would take a while to...
The brains back at Auburn had finally doped out how to make an antigravity belt, and they built a couple of prototypes to test their theories. It turned out that the secret of the system was not all that exotic, after all. Given a few more years and Earth scientists would have come up with the principals, so they had little trouble modifying the design to fit human tastes and idiosyncrasies. All of the fighter-jockey types wanted a single-seater fighter where they could strut their stuff....
The Oolsans were welcomed into the new interstellar family that was forming. They did not have much more to contribute beyond the sample of Inklus' piss, since their body shape did not lend itself well to fitting into a spacetub. Nevertheless, they were given equal rights along with everybody else and were provided with replicators so that they could move into a more comfortable living standard. The invading Wasps had been easily eliminated, since they had just arrived and had not had time...
A reconnaissance flyover toward Tallahassee produced a startling result. There was what appeared to be a new pyramidal spaceship under construction! Judging from its appearance in the recon photos, it was only about 10% complete. The wasps could be seen working on it oblivious to the presence of human soldiers less than 100 miles away. The question was immediately raised: should they try to stop construction on the pyramid or should they allow construction to continue in hope of capturing it...
Capturing a Wasps' pyramid undamaged was too good an opportunity to miss, so Ann put all of her resources into the task. She left a holding force to occupy the territory already occupied, but moved all of her other forces into place near the Georgia pyramid. This took two days of nail-biting tension, because they didn't know what would happen if the troops were spotted by the Wasps. Very tight air cover was flown by tubs to keep any Wasp well away from the troop concentrations. The Wasps...
A fleet of 2,000 space tubs could cover a width of 2,000 miles when they were lined up side by side. Their FLIR had no trouble covering a width of half a mile on either side, so they were able to sweep for hidden nests very effectively and very efficiently. Hadron IV was a small planet with very few mountains, so it was swept in only three days. A few nests were found, but they were easily destroyed and the question was now raised: "Now what?" Very little destruction was vented on the...
One of the rescued men was a licensed radio engineer who worked part time at the University radio station. He suggested that they use the radio station to broadcast for anybody who wanted to join them to show up at the dining hall. The station was still operable because he could hear the carrier. He said that they could make a tape which would loop back on itself and send a repeating message up to about one minute long. Bill agreed to make such a tape and he and the engineer left for the...
The Xytal must have supplied most of the technology used by the Wasps. The humans reached that conclusion because the almost "magical" power supply was used to power so many of the marvels used by the Wasps. Nobody could see the Wasps having the intelligence to adapt that power supply to other gadgets. The only significant item for which the humans had not found a service manual was the pyramid, itself. And it wasn't for the lack of trying. Every one of the thousands of books in the...
The attack on Loki II started off the same as the attack on Loki IV, except that there were few SAM sites to deal with. Instead, they had spotted where the Wasp fighters had launched, and those places faced the full fury of the spacetubs' attack. Again, the destruction wrought by the kinetic warheads was awesome to behold! Massive craters were left whenever more than one of the rockets hit in the same place. The first rocket penetrated the ground, and that absorbed a significant portion of...
There was no question in anybody's mind that Freya must continue scouring the galaxy for Wasps. Until they found otherwise, they had to assume that they were the only beings capable of halting the Wasp menace and cleaning up after them. That was the thought when the first of the unmanned spacetubs (very logically called USTs) was delivered to Freya. The USTs had the same capabilities as the regular spacetubs, except that they were flown by pilots who were located on Earth and were...
Hello folks, after reading some stories in the IndianSexstories.net, I felt like coming up with something as a contribution. I am no regular reader of the site, but certain content made me re-read them. I am no good story writer, but still, trying to come up with something. So here is imaginary story that revolves around two people Vishwas and Akila. Please forgive me if there are (certainly, they exist) any mistakes in this long story. Everything in this story is imaginary and is a work of...
Incest??????????? ??????????? ??????????? ??????????? ??????????? The Wasps Page 1. ??????????? Sometimes, a spectacular approach to torturing a woman just presents itself. All of a sudden the possibilities are there and it's all too enticing and fascinating to pass up.??????????? So it was with the wasps. Some call them hornets or yellow jackets. All I knew was, get them mad and they would sting like Hell.??????????? It didn't take long with the Internet to determine their behavior. Only...
Coolie said that she would be more comfortable riding in the same van as Sue, so she joined that group for the rest of the trip. Coolie remembered Bill from her course work at Auburn, he was her favorite professor. Likewise, Bill had always been impressed by Coolie's work, so he was delighted that she would be joining him in the lab. Bill was already plotting how he could make her the prime chemist on the poison production job. They were doing well on the trip until they had almost reached...
As soon as the first uninfected slugs were found, an effort was made to contact them. No matter what was tried, the slugs seemed to be totally nonreactive. Finally, somebody had a brilliant idea: the sensors that the AI had used were brought into play. There was definite activity with their brains in the range the AI considered to represent sentience, but no sensible contact could be made. Then there was another brilliant idea: maybe the cognitive rate for the slugs was too slow for humans or...
Now that John had worked out how the humans could use the antigravity belts and they had enough tubs and belts on hand, Bill wanted John to teach others how to pilot the ridiculous looking, but effective, craft. John reluctantly agreed to take time out from hunting Wasps to teach some new pilots, but he was in a hurry to get back to hunting down the enemy. Two men and one woman volunteered to be the first class of pilots, so John spent three days introducing each one to the controls and how...
We were residing in our newly constructed house though small in size it looks very beautiful. We were about to close the main door but four dacoit entered the house and grab me and they came along with me and sat on the sofa. They told if we shout they will kill us and they asked me to give them food but I told I have to cook and they asked to cook simple food as they are hungry after cooking we all ate at a time after taking rest for sometimes they saw it was half passed eleven. They told they...
While Akhtar had taken Maya with her in the room. Rekha was left with Chotu, Hassan, and Ali in the hall. Her husband lying on the floor like a cuckold, all excited to see how these goons were going to take her wife. Rekha stood near the sofa, looking terrified. She wanted to help her husband Vinod, whose hands and legs were tied. He had her panty stuffed in his mouth, but she was helpless. Little did she know that her own husband was eager to see how things fold. Ali settled himself...
Hey guys! This is Simraan again. I had been working my big ass off in the last few months. So much so that I didn’t even think about sexual pleasures (fuck!). My brain was hard-wired to complete assignments. I lost touch with emotions and my colleagues started thinking that I had been possessed. But my husband thought I was cheating on him with some guy (guys!) in the office. He would call me at random hours which disturbed my zone. While talking on the phone, he would tell me all the dirty...
Hello guys, I am Vaishali, 40 years old woman from Pune. I am a housewife and a mother of 3 kids – two daughters and a son. My husband is a businessman and is 52 years old. Let’s start with my sex encounter which I had with someone other than my husband. Honestly speaking, my husband is great in bed. That’s why we have 3 kids. We have been married for 23 years (I got married at the age of 17). For the first 15 years, I was very loyal to my husband and was only sleeping with him. But later,...
The end of financial year is an excruciatingly busy period in the firm that I work for and this year was no different. It is as the most dreaded time of the year wherein we would have no personal space or time. During one such busy day, an old acquaintance of mine called me. Considering the busy period, I ignored the call.That night while driving back home, I called him back. After exchanging a few pleasantries, he informed me that one of his friend’s wife was desperately looking for a job and...
A little about me, I am Charles, aged 30, from Hyderabad, offering massages to females and couples for nearly four years now. I have posted few experiences of mine here. You can check the author’s page; you might find my previously shared experiences. Feel free to reach me on During February 2015, A couple from London wanted to avail my service. Before their visit to India, we were in touch over phone and messaging on whatsapp. They booked me a flight from Bengaluru to Delhi during the 3rd...
Hello mere dosto, Mera naam sonny hai. Meri kahaniya un logo ke liye hai jo sex har tarah se enjoy karte hai. Meri kahaniyo mein aapko lust, love, wildness, gandi galiya, sex ki bookh, roleplays, hawas aur sex ko enjoy karne ke har tarike milenge. Designer hone ke karan meri sex fantasies mein aap sabko bhut aag milegi aur koshish yahi rahegi ki in kahaniyo ko padte, padte aapke lund se aur madam ki chut se paani nikal jae. Aapki satisfaction meri sabse badi khushi hai. Saasu maa ki hawas –...
Husbandry By Saliaven Chronotis Chapter 1: Oak's assignments "I've got the energy ready." "Trying to bind it." "The power is attempting to get free." "Almost there... almost there..." "I'm losing it. It'll explode any second now!" "Got it!" And with that, Ash and Misty worked their first tandem spell, binding nature's energy into a ring. What they were supposed to do with it was more of a mystery. "How am I supposed to know what it does?" Misty shouted for the...
I am the prototypical teenage genius and mad scientist. I’m sure I’d be described as a sociopath and pedophile by those who want to impose a plain vanilla life of near despair upon everyone but the richest 0.01%. I am not a sadist. I do not want to hurt anyone. I know what I like, and I just want to be left alone to enjoy exceptional girls who develop and mature far ahead of the average. To me, the maximum enjoyment comes from a girl offering herself to me willingly and then giving each other...
Twas the Night Before Easter By Paul G Jutras Twas the night before Easter and nobody was asleep. In her bedroom, Paul's mom was reading a book while his dad sat watching TV. His cat, Salem, was lying on her lounge chair bed, staring at dad and Paul was on the den computer. With a yawn and a rub of the eye, Paul shut down Crystal's Story site and headed off to bed. Mrs. Jutras was aware of how long Paul was spending in the bathroom and was aware that he was trying to beat...
I am Rupesh, Fourty years old working in a government job. I was married in 2004 to 23 year old Guriya who is very beautiful. She is fair,about 5'3",and has a great figure 34B-28-38. Though the breasts are compact they are very shapely and compact. She has a milky white complexion and long hair. Guriya is the third of four sisters who were all married and settled down in the same town. Our first night was ecstasy and we had sex several times. Guriya was OK and appeared to be enjoying sex.We...
Notes: 1- Continuing my futurology experiment, I describe what is going to happen to the fertile fields of central Brazil (the so called " cerrado") after people disappears. 2- The storm belt is no invention of mine. Currently, from time to time, a continuous band of clouds form carrying water vapor from the amazon lowlands towards southeast Brazil, these are called "convergence zones", you probably are aware of the sad happenings in the mountains near the city of Rio the Janeiro, who...
You know the feeling.You've been looking forward to a big night for ages and ages, and the best fetish party in Europe looks and sounds as though it's going to live up to all your dreams and expectations.You know where this is going don't you?Actually Wasteland is great. But in many ways, getting there was actually more fun than being there.For a start, we got a great deal on a fantastic hotel - the Pulitzer on the Prinsengracht, right in the centre of the city.And we had a night in town before...
Hi readers, mai Ajay aap sab logo ke liye apni kahani ka next part lekar aaya hun.1st or 2nd part me mujhe abtak koi acha response nhi mila hai.Plz meri story padhne ke bad aap jarur mail krna mujje. Ab mai story pe aata hun . Jisne kisi ne part 1,,2 nhi read ki ho to plz read kr lena tabhi ye part aap aasani se samajh skte ho. Karim uncle or meri mummy dono ek dusre ki bahon me jhum rhe the. Kabhi mummy uncle ke upar to kabhi uncle mummy ke upar. Uncle mummy ke pure sarir me apna hath ghuma...
Hi readers, mai ajay ek bar phir se aap sab ke liye ek or nayi kahani lekar aaya hun. Meri pehli story Part1 to aap logo ne jarur padhi hogi, or agar na padhi ho to plz padh lijiye. Ye story usi ki next part2 hai. I hope ki meri ye story bhi aap sabhi ko bahut pasand aayegi. Jo story me batane jaa raha hun bah bilkul sachi hai. Bas aap sab se ek hi reaquest hai meri bo yah ki plz story padhne ke bad aap apne opinion or comment jarur share kre. 6 Month pahle meri final exam ka center lacknow me...
Hi dear mera naam ajay .Mere ghar me papa, mummy, bhaiya, bhabi, or ek chota bhatija hai hum sab kanpur me rahte hai.Papa ki umra52 sal , mummy ki umra48 sal, bhaiya ki 26 sal or meri 22. Papa ka apna business hai , or bhaiya job krte hai. And mera final year khatam ho chuka hai. Jo kahani mai aap sab ko.Batane jaa raha hun bo kahani or kisi ki nhi meri mummy ki hai. Jo pativarta hokar bhi kisi gair mard se apne sambandh bana leti hai . Bo gair mard or koi nhi mere apne phufaji (meri.Bua ke...
Ant-Man paused at the doorway to the room in the Avengers Mansion which had been appropriated by the Wasp."Well, I guess this is goodnight. sleep well, Jan," he said, turning to leave."Not so fast, mister!" quipped the Wasp. "Get in here!" Suiting actions to words, the Wasp grabbed a hold of Ant-Man's arm and pulled him into her room. The Avengers had just returned from Asgard, where they had prevented a power-mad Loki from usurping the Odin-force and using it to destroy the Nine Realms,...
Jagat Niwas Co Society. Ye kahani hai is society mein rehne walle kuch logo ki. Ye society mein total 3 wings aur 5 floors hai. Yaha sab log bohut pyar se rehte hai. Kuch jyada hi pyar hai inke beech mein. Toh chaliye apko sunata hu Jagat Niwas ki kahaniya. Achi lage toh support zarur karne. Ajj 31st December hai. Society mein ek choti si party ho rahi hai. Sabhi log ache ache kapde pehne hai. Kuch groups bane hai, jaise, bacho ka group jo dance kar raha hai. Ladies ka group jo ki gossip kar...
Hii everyone I m Rajveer from Punjab, 5’11” with muscular body doing b.tech. I m 20 years old. Women of any age group can contact me ( ) for their physical, mental or social satisfaction, I promise that you will have thrilling experience with me, btw I am deeply interested in married women, bhabhis, aunties. , well this is my first story on ISS & also first of my life. Though I m a regular member of ISS since 5 years but never got a chance to loose my virginity. Basically I am crazy about sex...
Please, read the prequels if you like this Story: PREQUEL - Karla’s Descent to Hell – The beginning YOU CAN READ PREVIOUSLY Chapter 1 of 3: www.sexstories.com/story/103802/karla_rsquo_s_descent_to_hell_-_the_beginning_-_1_of_3 YOU CAN READ PREVIOUSLY Chapter 2 of 3: www.sexstories.com/story/103814/karla_rsquo_s_descent_to_hell_ndash_the_beginning_ndash_2_of_3 YOU CAN READ PREVIOUSLY Chapter 3 of 3 www.sexstories.com/story/103832/ You can read previously - Karla’s Brainwashing...
Well its indeed great pleasure to thank Indian Sex Stories for providing such a large Collection of sex fantasies and erotic stories and thanks for the inspiration from ISS and special thanks to lady from Venus who introduced me to ISS and which made me write this story based on the events of my life . OK, here we go well this story happens in the back drops of a cosmopolitan city Bangalore now a day’s know as bengaluru.This set of events revolves around two people Usually they say that men are...
Hi ISS readers hello to all my friends. Vaise to main ek achi ladki hun par main sex ke mamle me hindi bolti hun. Ab main mere sath hue sex experience shuru karti hun ye tab ki baat hai jab meri age 21 thi, aur main 23 saal ki hun. Mera figure 34-28-36. Mere papa ek dukandar hain. Humare dukan pe ek ladka deepak kaam karta hai. Vo bahut acha hai.vo mere ko school time lene aur chodne jaya karta tha. Is vajah se vo mujhse pyar karne laga aur kai baar mere boobs bhi dabata tha. Par main us samay...
A WASP LISTENS TO HIS WIFE AT DINNER By Rhayna Tera, copyright 2020 Warning: If you don't like reading Fiction Mania stories, then stop reading now. Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events, locales, and incidents are used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. RT THE RESTAURANT Randolph Cartier the Third drove his black S-Class Mercedes up to...
The year is 2277, approximately 200 years after The Great War that led to the creation of the aberration that is the Wasteland: the remains of the United States after nuclear war. The Capital Wasteland lies over where Washington D.C once stood, the ruins of the once great city now filled with nuclear beasts, scavenging survivalists and warring factions venturing for technology. There are all sorts of things happening in the Wasteland, big and small. People are venturing out to rescue the future...
It wasn't easy to find the right spot - but I looked and looked - it had to be perfect: industrial, abandoned, out in the open, yet secluded. Finally, after three days of driving endlessly through the wasteland of closed factories, chemical plants and cavernous assembly lines at the edges of our metropolis, I found it: a drainage ditch stretching itself from an old tannery long since abandoned. At the head of the ditch, which was about eight feet deep, was a series of iron railings and several...
BDSMHello dosto, mera nam Tanya hai. Main ek prostitute hu. Waise toh har tarah se meri chudai ho chuki hai, alag alag tarah ke aadmiyo se. Par ek aadmi kuch zyada hi maza de gaya tha mujhe, main wahi kissa aapko aj batati hu. Yeh kissa padh ke har ladki puri gili ho jayegi aur har ladke ke lund khada ho jayega. Us aadmi ne jo mujhe maza diya tha, aisa maza kabi nahi mila mujhe. Chaliye kahani shuru karte hai. Ek aadmi aya ek din aur hamari malkin se kaha usey ek ladki chahiye 2 din ke liye aur...
Please, read the prequels if you like this Story: Karla’s first step to be a Fuck Sow www.sexstories.com/story/105721/ You can read previously - Karla’s Brainwashing Room 1 – Lesbian Stitches www.sexstories.com/story/104312/ ============================== Karla receives a strange visit of Marylou in the Brainwashing Room where Karla lives without sense of day and night. “Karla, since we are in agreement that you want me to be tougher with you, let me try to surprise you, so I go...
Thank you for your huge response to . The story I am about to depict is real. After the first incident, I rented a room close to Aarti’s residence. She called me whenever her family was away and I fucked her in every pose in every room of her house. At college we would sit on the last bench, I would slide my hand inside her jeans and rub her slow and nice. No one bothered us as they all knew what we were doing. One day I fingered her for more than an hour. She came like 3 times that day. After...
Mera nam arun hai. Meri age 17 sal hai. Meri maa 36 saal ki ek sudol sharir vali gadrai hui aurat hain. Unki sexy body k bare me bus itta hi batana kafi hai ki meri puri colony k kai admi unke sath rat bitana chahte hain aur unhe chodne k liye pagal hain. An jyada der na karte hue mai sidhe kahani pe ata hu. Bat un dino ki jb mai mai class 10 me padhta tha .Ek bar mere biology k book me ek chapter padhaya gya jisme ek aurat and admi k dwara kaise bacche ka janm hota h is bare me btaya gya tha....
Hi indian sex stories dot net doston Mai 28 ka mare bhayia 30 ke aur meri sexy bhabhi 26 ki eh age uss time ki hai jab mare bhaiya aur bhabhi ki shadi hui thi hum delhi me rehate the but bhaiya dubai me work karte thae because oh engineer thae ghar pe mai aur maa rehate thae aur mai business karta tha. Mare bhaiya aur bhabhi ki marriage march 2013 me hui thi meri bhabhi bahut sunder hai unki hight 5,4 hai unka badan bilkul sonakhsi sinha jaysi hai puri bhari puri sex appeal itna jyada hai ki...
I was in the pub last night sat with a couple I have known for about 4 years, He asked me if I was working rest of the week, Said I was off Wednesday Thursday he then asked if I could do him a favour, well what I says, charges me a tap washer, the taps been dripping a bit now and I don't know how to do it, but I don't know where you live, I will tell you if you can do it, yes I can do it in the morning, so He gave me the address, when I was ready to go I asked who will be in in the morning, he...
‘Twas the night before New Years, The lights were turned dim, Every person was stirring, Especially Kim. Her stockings were black And clung to her thigh. She sat on her bed And let out a sigh. Her thoughts were all filled With what was to cum. She knew it’d be her And for sure more than one. She picked out her panties Matching bra trimmed in lace. Turning to the mirror With a smile on her face. She liked what she saw Indeed it was HOT! She could not resist But to reach for her spot. The hairs...
Brenda stared with furrowed brow at Lexi’s reflection in the restroom mirror.“Don't give me that look,” Lexi said with a wicked grin. “He’s hot as all fuck.”Brenda tried to convince her friend to reconsider her choice. “He just made senior partner. He’ll fire our asses in half a heartbeat. Pick someone else. How about the sexy DJ we hired? She's hotter than fuck, too, and, has the cutest, heart shaped ass.”Lexi turned to Brenda, and calmly, but adamantly, replied, “It’s my turn to pick, and I...
Humor‘Twas the night before New Years,The lights were turned dim,Every person was stirring,Especially Kim.Her stockings were blackAnd clung to her thigh.She sat on her bedAnd let out a sigh.Her thoughts were all filledWith what was to cum.She knew it’d be herAnd for sure more than one.She picked out her pantiesMatching bra trimmed in lace.Turning to the mirrorWith a smile on her face.She liked what she sawIndeed it was HOT!She could not resistBut to reach for her spot.The hairs on her neckBeginning...
Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the dwelling Not a creature was stirring, save my cock, which was swelling; From walls hung portraits, setting the mood, Above the mantel hung Grandma, totally nude; Down the hall in her bed, my sister Susan did sit, While a vibrating dildo danced on her wet, throbbing clit; And Mom in her panties, and I in the nude Had just ready’s our loins for long winter’s screw – When from outside our window there arose such a cry, My head darted up...
IncestWith apologies to Clement Clarke Moore. "Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring..." except for me and I was getting more and more pissed as I went from room to room looking for what should have been there. There should have been a wife and three children in the house, but they weren't. I had been away from home working on a project that was in trouble. We had a hard target deadline and a contract that called for sanctions if the job wasn't...
Red lightning tore through the green sky over the vast wasteland outside, but, in the protective arms of the succubus, the young man was safe. The man took the succubus’s fingers and slowly began licking them before putting them in his mouth. He sucked on her soft skin, moaning slightly as her soft tail reached around and slid up and down the underside of his erect cock. Feeling this new sensation, the man bit down on the succubus’s fingers. This caused her to grin and slide her tongue...
The Waste Land is a longform poem written by T.S. Eliot. It is widely considered by literary critics to be one of the most important poems of the 20th century, if not the most important work of modernist poetry. The poem is divided into five sections: “The Burial of the Dead,” which tackles themes of disillusionment and despair; “A Game of Chess,” narrative riffs on the same themes; “The Fire Sermon,” an exploration of death and concepts of self-denial; “Death by Water,” a lyrical protest; and,...
Premium Fetish Porn SitesIt was a lovely Saturday morning. Time to go for my daily jog. The sun was shining and birds were chirping. I ran along side the river winding through the paved trails. It was 10 am and there were lots of people out and about. Another man jogged behind me, I could hear his footsteps. Despite having caught up to me he did not pass. I thought nothing of it. I glanced back, he was maintaining a respectful distance. He appeared to be 30 and was in great shape. Shirtless, his muscular upper body...
WASPS by BobH (c) 2009 (Note: A few months ago long-time Marvel Comics character Hank Pym took on the superhero identity of his dead ex-wife, the Wasp. No, he didn't change his gender as well, but an image released at a recent comic convention that looked an awful lot like a female version of him had me speculating that this was Marvel's next step with the character. As it happens I was mistaken and, despite looking nothing like her, this turned out to be a drawing of the...
"Sergeant, we found people up here. You should come take a look!" "Roger. We're on our way." The five people in the control center eagerly hurried up to the next floor to see what had excited the trooper. There was row after row after row of chambers, each with an individual inside. The people looked like caricatures of asparagus stalks: they were up to eight feet tall, about two feet in diameter, had arms and stubby legs, and were gray-green in color. Jim took one look and said, in...