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Bittersweet Part 3

Bittersweet By Mika Haruhara and Lucifer's Little Kitty Chapter 3: "The Lost" Kaze awoke the next morning. "Hello swe...hello", he jumped from his bed and searched franticly. "Tomino!?" he cried "Where are you?? She must be up already." He walked into the kitchen, no Tomino, he looked into the living room, no Tomino, he looked into the dungeon, still no Tomino. He looked outside, he didn't find her, but instead found a snowball flying at his face and from a distance heard "KAZE...

Demon Queened Chapter 5

Demon Queened Chapter 5 Written by Princess Kay Warning: This is erotica, meant only for those 18 or older. Only those who have reached the age of consent, in the country where they reside, should proceed. If you are not at least eighteen, please exit this page immediately. The rain kept up for another half hour. The townsfolk spent the entirety of that time trying to dissuade me from my course of action, shouting such things as "A young lady like you shouldn't be putting...

The Bedroom

The Bedroom Sarah reached into her son's bedroom to turn out the light. She looked at the posters on the wall, and sighed. Pictures of women in bikinis were there, but the biggest one was a picture of a woman in a sheer lace bra, panties, and thigh high stockings in a pair of see-through high heels. Many mothers would demand such sexist posters be taken down, but several years ago she reached an agreement with the child that he could do what he liked with his room, as long as he...

The Secret Life of Bellingham Sam

Sam was startled — and annoyed — by the blaring of a car horn while he sat parked along with a thousand other drivers on Interstate 5. What exactly did this genius expect to accomplish by honking here when the logjam was well out of sight, probably several miles ahead? He shook his head. Not a local, that’s for sure, he thought. Washingtonians, especially those who lived so close to ultra-polite Canada, only honked in a dire emergency and sometimes not even then. Shaken from his reverie, he...

Twas A Few Nights Before Christmas

Brenda stared with furrowed brow at Lexi’s reflection in the restroom mirror.“Don't give me that look,” Lexi said with a wicked grin. “He’s hot as all fuck.”Brenda tried to convince her friend to reconsider her choice. “He just made senior partner. He’ll fire our asses in half a heartbeat. Pick someone else. How about the sexy DJ we hired? She's hotter than fuck, too, and, has the cutest, heart shaped ass.”Lexi turned to Brenda, and calmly, but adamantly, replied, “It’s my turn to pick, and I...

Musings From The Sequel

Hello, it's me again. And guess what, guess what? I have a name now - King Kong. Master's friend's cock, Little Willy, is jealous of my name. Master finally settled down with a lovely girl and she named me. I am so excited you will have to forgive me for bouncing up and down a little.Sadly, I have endured some traumas since we last spoke. These horrors left me scarred. One trauma came at the hands, or should I say mouth, of one of Master's ex-girlfriends. I nicknamed her, Chompers. She...

Knight and Dey 3 Meet the Knights

{Because of something that happened in "Lost Indian Caves" before he was born, Alex's has a condition that changes his gender; male in the dark, female in the light. Alex's simple goal is complicated by a power struggle within the first school he's ever attended. That struggle is about to take on wider implications. - WARNING: This story has been heavily manga influenced.} Knight and Dey 3: Meet the Knights By Ron Dow75 Out in the outer office of school administration, police...

Der Flaschengeist Teil 33

Der unvermeidliche Disclaimer Diese folgende Geschichte ist geistiges Eigentum des Autors der in dieser Community das Pseudonym "Drachenwind" tr?gt und von ihm frei erfunden, ?hnlichkeiten mit real existierenden Personen und/oder Orten sind rein zuf?llig. Es ist ausdr?cklich verboten, diese Storie f?r kommerzielle Zwecke zu nutzen. Finanzielle Vorteile d?rfen mit dieser Storie nicht erwirtschaftet werden. Kurz gesagt, Ver?ffentlichungsverbot f?r alle kostenpflichtigen Foren oder Webseiten, ...

Moms Choose Jif

Moms Choose Jif The day started off as every other day would, by having to hit the snooze a couple of times before getting out of bed. I was finally able to drag myself out of bed and started get ready for work. As I do every morning, I flipped on the local news channel. I usually don't really pay too much attention to it unless something catches my eye, maybe weather or traffic. Then came the commercial that changed my life. I remember sitting there on the edge of the bed. I...

Der Flaschengeist Teil 10

Der unvermeidliche Disclaimer Diese folgende Geschichte ist geistiges Eigentum des Autors der in dieser Community das Pseudonym "Drachenwind" tr?gt und von ihm frei erfunden, ?hnlichkeiten mit real existierenden Personen und/oder Orten sind rein zuf?llig. Es ist ausdr?cklich verboten, diese Storie f?r kommerzielle Zwecke zu nutzen. Finanzielle Vorteile d?rfen mit dieser Storie nicht erwirtschaftet werden. Kurz gesagt, Ver?ffentlichungsverbot f?r alle kostenpflichtigen Foren oder Webs...

The Ring Senshi Episode 1 The Beginning

The Ring Senshi Episode 1: The Beginning By Shellyness Justin Sobule was a cute little thing, perhaps five foot and six inches, with a bob of blonde hair and the cutest blue eyes imaginable. It was this cuteness that drew rumors that he was emotionally involved with his best friend Ichizu Madden. But he didn't let such things bother him, let them think what they want, he would tell himself. Quite frankly, he had much better things to do. Like getting to class on time. DING!...

The Talk Show

The Talk Show By Ricky Hey wow, me on the television. It all started when I got a call from someone with the Sally Oprah Donahue Show. Their schedule said it was time to put a crossdresser on exhibit and they wondered if I was interested. Someone down there had been reading my columns, it seems. I patiently explained that I was known as the Bearded Lady for good reason; I had a full, dark, bushy beard and was unlikely to be seen as a woman. The only response was: "Hey -...

Escape From St Trinian s

"How much further?" my daughter Felicity asked.I glanced at the diagonal yellow line which ran across the sat-nav's screen. "Nearly there, darling."'In three hundred yards you will have reached your destination,' announced the electronic voice on cue. And there, at the far end of a menacing avenue of dead elm trees, stood a gaunt stone gateway, with the brooding Victorian profile of St Trinian's in the distance. It looked, for all the world, like an amalgam of a Normandy chateau and Gormenghast...

Chicago Convergence

The following story is a fan fiction it is just for fun. Chicago Convergence By Tenwaters The scene is set approximately 16 thousand million years ago give or take a few thousand million. It is hard to tell exactly with no tiny dirt ball circling around an intermediate size ball of glowing gasses to set ones watch by. Six dwarfs are franticly scrambling over a massive control panel over seen by a small but officious fairy. The fairy, Celda, unconcerned by the lack of any...

Al s Add In 2 One Thousand and One Orgasms

I noticed her as soon as we entered the party. A stunning, curve-hugging purple dress, straight jet-black hair, pierced nose and eyebrow, and a smile of recognition when she saw my boyfriend, Al. So I was a little surprised when he steered me away from her. Actually, really surprised, since he’s seldom assertive, and because that took him straight into the very large embrace of the host’s mother.Everything about Joyce Whittaker was very large – her smile, her voice, but especially her body.She...

The Lucky One Part 2

The Lucky One (Part 2, or "When the going gets tough, the tough go shopping") Hay, kids! What time is it? It's Fantastic Fluke time! (note to the owners of the Howdy whoever show, please don't sue me. I am just funning, and I have already had a cease and desist order from Disney from borrowing the theme from the Mickey Mouse Club by accident in my first entry) Yessirry, its your pal, the Flukester, back with more of my amazing origin! But before we begin, I noticed a small...

The Tongue Stimulator

Riley sat in the waiting room feeling awkward and embarrassed. What man would go to such lengths to satisfy his girlfriend, anyway? But there seemed no other alternative. He had always been able to satisfy his European girlfriend, Yora, when she wanted oral sex from him, but recently she attended a face sitting class with a friend and now seemed obsessed with it. He had no objection because once she got what she wanted, she was willing to fuck him until he passed out. However, her infatuation...

Sideshow Bob s Revenge

SIDESHOW BOB'S REVENGE Bart Simpson screamed. He was tied to a table, and the baleful figure of Sideshow Bob loomed over him, wielding a surgeon's scalpel. How had it come to this? At 23 Bart thought he had finally escaped from Bob, but no, here he was, kidnapped and about to die. "Don't worry, Bart, I'm not going to kill you. Death would be too easy. My revenge will be much longer lasting. Something humorous, and lingering. I believe you know Dr Nick?" "Hi, Bart." Dr Nick waved...

Peek a Boo I See You

As I walked towards the coffee shop, I felt the breeze blowing up my short, flimsy skirt, feeling pert, all alert. It felt good on my naked pussy. It was my kind duty to spread myself around as much as possible. And when I say spread, I mean it literally. I did that by flashing my little triangular hair pie to all those men who struck my fancy on a fine summer day, when I wanted to play. I giggled in anticipation, an-ti-ci-pa-tion, it's making me late, keeping them waiting. I sat in a corner of...

Morning Glory The Morning After at Rumps

As I stepped through the door at Rumps, I stopped and stared. I was virtually alone with her.I found myself appreciating the highlights coming off her tawny skin. She had been firmly fixed in place so she couldn’t budge, and there were marks from her earlier use by others, each one a kind of badge of honor.But before I started in on her, I stopped to survey the wreckage left by last night's party here at Rumps. Not only were there empty bottles, glasses, leftover food and plates strewn...

Best Snow Day Ever

6:59 A.M. The radio alarm jarred her angrily awake, as always. It was set to the hip hop station to force her to get up immediately and switch off the the fucking racket before leaping like a wounded gazelle from bed and dragging a brush through her auburn tangles, prepared to face another day educating the youth of America. As she reached for her noisy Zenith she came to an abrupt halt as bombastic horns and kettle drums blared through its tiny blown speakers, followed by the excited voice...

Der Flaschengeist Teil 34

Der unvermeidliche Disclaimer Diese folgende Geschichte ist geistiges Eigentum des Autors der in dieser Community das Pseudonym "Drachenwind" tr?gt und von ihm frei erfunden, ?hnlichkeiten mit real existierenden Personen und/oder Orten sind rein zuf?llig. Es ist ausdr?cklich verboten, diese Storie f?r kommerzielle Zwecke zu nutzen. Finanzielle Vorteile d?rfen mit dieser Storie nicht erwirtschaftet werden. Kurz gesagt, Ver?ffentlichungsverbot f?r alle kostenpflichtigen Foren oder Webseiten, ...

Scott s Wish

Just a short story I wrote in a few minutes. SCOTT'S WISHES BY PAUL G. JUTRAS Scott lived all alone in a small cabin at one end of a lake. One day he went down to the water with a towel, soap and shampoo to bath. While in the water, he dropped the soap, but what he grabbed instead was a mysterious bottle. His slippery hands rubbed the bottle all over as he tried to grip it. From the bottle a turbine headed male genie appeared before Scott. "I am the genie of the lamp!" The...

Farm Boy Wants To Procreate

John stood in the sperm bank thinking of making babies, as that got him hot. Soon it came, the burst of sperm into the cup. As he walked past the newborn nursery window in the lesbian midwifery clinic, he was envious of the medical students who were procreating. When he had gone off to the university, the first thing he did was apply at their sperm bank. The doctor who interviewed him said, "So you want to be immortal." Bingo, that was exactly what John had wanted. As a gangly teen, he could...

Captain Scrotum and the SS Thrust

The year is 3462, and sadly the earth is dead. What was left of its population spread through the heavens looking for a new home. Of course, once they left earth they found out they weren't alone in the universe. The rest of the sentient life forms had just been hiding from the destructive, backward human race. They had been manipulating images and shielding the earth from messages which otherwise would have reached the planet. Slowly over the centuries the remnants of the human race joined...

R R Rescue And Reward

Trevor looked up from the crumpled papers he was picking up in the park grass to see the sexy, petite blonde pass by a few yards away. The sight of her made him smile. While he hated walking around the park and picking up trash that people had decided not to put in the proper place, he did enjoy some of the sights that came with it. Being a groundskeeper wasn’t too bad. At least he had a job, he reminded himself many times.He held his trash-grabbing stick loosely in his hand while he watched...

Working Girl 17

As I walked out of the building I felt happier than I had done for a long time. I was finally making decisions on my life and not being pushed from pillar to post by events outside my control. I walked the few blocks to the office building where I hoped I would be working for quite some time. I took a deep breath and walked through the doors. Actually, I didn't walk through the doors, that would have hurt, they sort of swooshed open automatically. It would have been a bit silly...

The TG Limits Virtual Reality

There is nothing wrong with your computer screen. Do not attempt to adjust the monitor. We are now controlling the transmission. We control the horizontal and the vertical. We can deluge you with a thousand transformations or expand one single crossdresser to crystal clarity and beyond. We can shape your reading to anything our imagination can conceive. For this story we will control all that you see and read. You are about to experience the awe and mystery, which reaches from...

It s Behind You

“Whoops, sorry!” Kevin felt himself blush involuntarily as he opened the dressing-room door and found himself confronted by the sight of Gary and Belinda going at it like a couple of rabbits. She was bracing herself against the table while Gary enthusiastically scuttled her from behind. The white blouse of her dirndl costume had been pulled right down, giving Kevin a full-frontal view of her ample boobs as they swung vigorously back and forth in time with Gary’s banging. Her large pink nipples...

Demon Queened Chapter 6

Demon Queened Chapter 6 Written by Princess Kay Edited by Vivian Newswanger Warning: This is erotica, meant only for those 18 or older. Only those who have reached the age of consent, in the country where they reside, should proceed. If you are not at least eighteen, please exit this page immediately. Standing in a bedroom far too small for the three people in it, staring at the heroine's hand, I felt the sudden urge to laugh. In fact, I was laughing. No. Giggling! It was a...

Jacinta part 15

"Ahh!" I screech as my 'seat' slides across the ground, threatening to tip me on my backside with every movement it makes. "Jeez- how did I let you talk me into this again?" "You said you wanted a Valentine's date that was truly unique," the young Welshman replies with an almost sadistic chuckle as he fiddles with his controls. "I guarantee you, this is something no one will have ever done before!" "There's a reason for that!" I complain, grimacing as I feel the cold February air...

Der Flaschengeist Teil 8

Der unvermeidliche Disclaimer Diese folgende Geschichte ist geistiges Eigentum des Autors der in dieser Community das Pseudonym "Drachenwind" tr?gt und von ihm frei erfunden, ?hnlichkeiten mit real existierenden Personen und/oder Orten sind rein zuf?llig. Es ist ausdr?cklich verboten, diese Storie f?r kommerzielle Zwecke zu nutzen. Finanzielle Vorteile d?rfen mit dieser Storie nicht erwirtschaftet werden. Kurz gesagt, Ver?ffentlichungsverbot f?r alle kostenpflichtigen Foren oder Webs...

News Story

News Story By JRD NEWS FLASH: Children's Toy Induces Breast Growth In Boys After investigations, the International Department of Industrial and Occupational Technology Systems reported that the common plastic toy called the "Zapping Tri-force" was the only common link to a series of cases of preteen gynecomastia, breast growth in males. Technology Systems official Dummer Burokrat stated, "We found it hard to believe, but after testing, we discovered that the toy emitted a...

Doc s Complex 26 The Suite Explored

Doc's Complex 26 - The Suite Explored by Lee Most Copyright 2012 by Lee Most -------------------------------------------------------------- Synopsis: Chapter 25 of the FMNaNoWriMo challenge novel "Doc's Complex," in which Aliceputs on his first nightgown, we get to see more of the sci-fi home life of the Girls, and Pixxie tries to [Oh no! I broke a nail!] Categories and key words describe only this chapter. I'm concentrating on writing now, so I won't edit mistakes or respond to any...

Wanna Play A Round

Ben and Angie had been dating for over three years. Both of them had a previous marriage and were being very careful about getting married a second time. She had been spending her weekends at his place for over a year and now they were almost settled into a married kind of lifestyle. They were very happy together, but simply didn’t discuss making their arrangement permanent. Ben had a passion for golf. Fortunately for him, he had the kind of job that allowed him to leave his office without...

A Woman s Touch

I had come here for comfort, for consoling; to talk. In the past year, I had lost three people who were very close to me; the last one, just recently. I had withdrawn, rarely leaving my home. I recognized the symptoms of depression. No motivation, no appetite. I knew I needed to talk, reconnect with people, but was not ready to do that in person. I went online and found somewhere to chat. I had always considered myself straight and loved the feel of a man inside me, but found myself drawn to...

I Dream of Jeannie 2 One Century Plus One

"I Dream of Jeannie" was created by Sidney Sheldon; it is being parodied by me. Please note: While under the spell that made Major Anthony "Tony" Nelson a genie, he can no longer have a name, any name. He can only be referred to as "genie". To keep him separated in your mind from the real Jeannie that you know, I'm calling him 'Jeannie', since he now looks like her. To help with the confusion, I'm also calling Jeannie's sister Genie. She, too, is allowed to have no name. (In...

My warstory

This story is purely fictional, and if you are under 18 years of age, you are to stop now. My warstory This story begins just before the war. I was a shy, slim boy at almost 18 years, living in a forsterhome for parentless boys, and I wanted to do my part. I had alway been a strange boy, feminine, slim, with something that might look like tits. I was focus for a lot of attension from some boys and teachers, they liked my apperance. Basicly I wanted to get away. So I joint up for...

Wonder Woman Who s Who in the JLA and the Legion of Doom

The following story contains characters owned by DC Comics/Warner Bros. It is written as a fanfic parody story not intended to make any use of actual story lines in published books. The story is purely for fun, with no profit to be made by the author. It is free to be archived on any site wishing to do so, provided the author is given proper credit. I would really love to hear any comments you'd like to send me. Thanks, and I hope you enjoy it! Wonder Woman - Who's Who In The...

Saturday Moaning At The Office

It felt weird to be creeping around my office on Saturday morning. The empty building was a bit spooky – like being in one those post apocalypse zombie films that my boyfriend loves so much. I was glad that I had brought him inside to protect me – at least I had been until he decided to sneak up on me after poking around one of the displays. “Don’t do that!” I scolded, slapping him hard on the chest. He’d taken me out straight from work on a special date and we’d stayed over in a hotel for...

The Munsters 7 8 The Mary Meetings

[Before Fred Gwynne was "Herman Munster" he was "Off. Francis Muldoon" of "Car 54, Where Are You?" which was created by Nat Hiken. He also created Phil Silver's Sgt. Bilko Show (more properly titled, "You'll Never Get Rich"). Gwynne guest stared at least twice on it. Several people were in both Hiken shows. Joe E. Ross ("Off. Gunter Toody"), as "Sgt. Rupert Ridzik", was a regular, along with Beatrice Pons ("Emma" in both). Hiken, though, did not create "The Munsters". If you do...

Madam I m Adam

Warning: This story uses scripture to explore the perils facing time travelers if the bible (and in particular, Genesis) could be interpreted literally. If you are a rabid bible-thumper, you should probably stop reading here. On the other hand, if you actually possess a sense of humor, please continue. Madam, I'm Adam By Sue Kidder Chapter 1. "Adam, you've got to give up this foolishness. Even if time travel...

Bianca

Note: This continues the story "Anna" from her sister-in-law Bianca's perspective. So, to recap, Anna and Bianca are trans women in their mid-twenties. When they were boys in school, Bianca (then Blake) harassed Anna (Al), ruining her friendship with Bianca's twin sister Beth. Eventually, as trans women they become friends, Anna and Beth fall in love, Anna gets her GCS, and Bianca falls in love with Anna's book editor, Brandon. Anna is a romance novel writer. Beth and Bianca own a...

The Wham Bam Theory II The Fellatio Friendship

Andrew sat in his favorite spot on the old brown leather couch watching his favorite TV show, Star Trek (the original). He happily had the apartment to himself, his roommate Isaac had left for a science convention the day before. His girl friend, Elizabeth, was also out of town visiting relatives so he was fairly certain he would not be disturbed - a fact that made him grin broadly. He had been looking forward to this since he learned that Isaac would be going to the convention. Isaac asked him...

Did a Full 180 Part 2

Did a Full 180 By Jena Corso Edited By Dee Sylvan Chapter Two "Oh my gawwddd," gulped Mark. "Look what you've done to me." "Sexy right?" grinned Erica. "I promised mom you would be. See how that works when you don't lie?" "I'm half naked and I'm dressed," grumbled Mark turning and looking at the back view. "I can't go out like this?" "Well, if makes you feel better we'll take off your panties again," joked Erica. "But I'm not sure that'll make you any less sexy but the rest...

A Paper to The Society of Crossdressing Hardware Engineers

SOME NOTES ON THE DESIGN OF CROSSDRESSING HARDWARE There are several difficulties to be overcome in the design of self-crossdressing hardware. This paper will enumerate them and offer suggestions to remediate the problems. 1) Determining the sex of the hardware. Actually, determining the sex of the hardware is not a formidable task. The primary problem occurs because design engineers have no discernible knowledge of sex. After all, anyone who spends their day in front of a...

Susie

Susie Prologue: Hit by Reality "Shit! This cannot be right, can it?" I was reading through my first payment statement from Big Nameless Fucking Bank Inc. for my college loan and was not at all happy. Since I am now the proud possessor of a degree in finance and economics, you'd think that I would have known that my living expenses plus this loan payment would be more than the starting salary of the job I accepted. I had envisioned working at a large bank (like the one that I...

Labyrinths Litches and Lesbians Side B Real World

The party began standing up and packing their belongings. The sound of chairs rubbing against tiled floors reverberated around the room, followed by packs zipping and unzipping, books sliding inside the packs, and dice rattling around small plastic containers. The GM had congratulated the party members on a victorious encounter, and the party looked forward to the next week and the reward from a hard-fought battle. Owen, the GM was still packing his books, maps, and tokens when two of the...

The Busy Husband

Deidre had big tits and liked to fuck. [Author’s Note: At this point I understand that for many readers, the above sentence is enough for you to remove whatever you might still be wearing below your waist and “pleasure” yourselves. If you do, I ask that before the afterglow fades (and even before you clean off your fingers because it’s not my keyboard), please take the time to leave a comment about how you personally identified with Deidre’s plight. Thank you.] Deidre’s husband, Dave, and her...

Der Flaschengeist Teil 13

Der unvermeidliche Disclaimer Diese folgende Geschichte ist geistiges Eigentum des Autors der in dieser Community das Pseudonym "Drachenwind" tr?gt und von ihm frei erfunden, ?hnlichkeiten mit real existierenden Personen und/oder Orten sind rein zuf?llig. Es ist ausdr?cklich verboten, diese Story f?r kommerzielle Zwecke zu nutzen. Finanzielle Vorteile d?rfen mit dieser Storie nicht erwirtschaftet werden. Kurz gesagt, Ver?ffentlichungsverbot f?r alle kostenpflichtigen Foren oder Webs...

The Best Chef She Ever Had

Dear Molly,I can’t believe I’m writing to you, after all these years of reading your column. I would never have thought that my wife and I would have problems at the table. We have always had a great dining life, despite sticking to relatively vanilla foods. I’m usually the one pushing for us to try delving into some more exotic meals together or going for that fourth course, but Jane usually declines. I never was bothered, because I always figured she was completely satisfied with my...

My Three Sons 16 Out of the Bathroom

My Three Sons 16: Out of the Bathroom By Ron Dow75 Blond bobbed Jesse jiggled the locked knob and jiggled as she pounded on the bathroom door, "How long are you going to be in there?!" {She was standing in her bare feet sticking out of a gingham dress while forced to pay more attention on what was happening at the other end of her legs.} Brunet Winnie said, "I heard it takes women longer to do things in the bathroom." She was standing near her. {She was standing in black...

Open Letters To My Underwear

I like buying underwear, especially panties, or knickers as we call them over here. I don't know why, but I've always disliked the word 'panties' in my mind it sounds dirty. Knickers sounds so much nicer, more innocent and cutsey. Maybe it's because the word panties isn't widely used in New Zealand? Below are open letters to my underwear, thanking them for their good service. I have lots of pairs of underwear so I won't do them all, but I will group them.Dear G-strings- I admit at first I hated...

Cockshock Chapter 1

Reginald Woodrow Buttress felt the deep throb before he opened his eyes. It was the same every goddamn morning and lasted all day, every day. A boner so big and hard you could club an elephant with it.Why, God, why? Why me?Perpetual wood. Permanent hard on. Eleven fucking inches of purple, throbbing stone. There was so much blood in his dick, he sometimes fainted. Even then his dick didn't go soft. It never did.Problem was, Reginald never let himself cum. He had an irrational dislike of cum. I...

Rooftop Dreams

The concrete is colder than I thought it’d be. More abrasive. Like sandpaper and those small, painfully annoying pebbles that squirm their way into your shoes back when you’re a kid drunk off sugared drinks and running like a bat outta hell around the playground.Worry free.Innocent. Happy.The fucking good old days of pop tarts, staying up late eating jellybeans and watching Power Rangers. Fighting over Monica Lewis’ affections during recess. Scholastic book fares and the Harry Potter craze…...

Gem Starr 4 5 Familiar Traitors

Gem Starr 4-5: Familiar Traitors By Ron Dow75 {Teal put a lesbian love spell on Dianne; but Jim spoiled it by becoming a girl himself, thanks to a stolen UFO. At the moment, he doesn't know he's in love, because he's too disturbed over his own ruined plans.} 4: Familiar, and Best Forgotten In the middle of the night, an attractive girl in a "UCLA" varsity sweater and nothing else covering her bare legs was out in the alley behind some houses. "Being an action star's all...

Cat World

CAT WORLD By Anthony Durrant As I wandered through the amusement park, I spotted a cat near a large black tent. Grabbing it by its tail, I flung it into the nearest bush, and it landed on its feet when it hit the ground and rushed under that bush. "HEY!" a woman's voice cried, and I felt myself being grabbed by a tall dark-haired woman in a brown dress who dragged me into the black tent. "Suzie was my familiar, and you've temporarily scared her away....

My Three Sons 5 8 From Head to Toe

{Caveat: This story happens on an alternative world, not the one of the original TV series.} My Three Sons Chapters 5-8: From Head to Toe The Year of the High Concept By Ron Dow75 5) I Thought of Bugs Bunny Cartoon Titles "That is not the style," Miss Helga, the young mod salesclerk in the wig department, told the 'much older' woman. "That 'do' is so 'don't', it's not even a counter statement." The beige blonde in the tailored tweed dress suit with the blue trim adjusted...

Platinum Haze

A vinyl record chirps out the chocolaty smooth baritone of Nat King Cole and his 1960 album, The Magic of Christmas, as we’re processed, lifting the precinct’s normally dingy atmosphere to something almost magical. Thing is though, the steel cuffs around my wrists aren’t at all about that magical, ‘Deck the Hall,’ cheer. They prefer sucker punches of ball-busting reality and the sphincter tightening nature of repeated threats to phone my ma. And yet, that dichotomous mood of steel cuffs and...

Strange Happenings in Ragnarok County

Disclaimer: This is a fictional story and any resemblance between real people and places is unintended. It does deal with Transgender themes and the supernatural. If these are not for you than stop here please! I the author reserves the right to repost this work. Thanks again to Janet Nolan, Hope, Holly and Paula for their great work and patience in proofing and first reads. Any mistakes of course are mine. Strange Happenings in Ragnarok County ...

Jacinta part 19

I fidget nervously in my seat as I watch the drama unfold in front of me. I'm sat in an audience not unlike the spectators at a Roman Amphitheatre, only instead of watching two gladiators fight it out, we're enthralled by the sight of two middle-aged men sat opposite each other. One of the men is one of the most famous (and infamous) television presenters in the country, while the other is my father- and the prize on offer is far greater than any ancient gladiator could ever have dreamed...

Meet Kryssi The Bimbo

Hiya everyone. I’m Kryssi, but my real name is Krystal. Everyone calls me Kryssi. Before I even talk about how lucky I am to be with my boyfriend, can I, like, clear the air a bit first? Everyone always makes these totally false assumptions about me, so I want to set the record straight.I am not a hobbit, I am not the famous model that everyone thinks, I am not an interior designer, and I am a natural redhead, not naturally blonde. But I do have magical sex powers.I don’t know why, but most...

Der Flaschengeist Teil 3

Der unvermeidliche Disclaimer Diese folgende Geschichte ist geistiges Eigentum des Autors der in dieser Community das Pseudonym "Drachenwind" tr?gt und von ihm frei erfunden, ?hnlichkeiten mit real existierenden Personen und/oder Orten sind rein zuf?llig. Es ist ausdr?cklich verboten, diese Storie f?r kommerzielle Zwecke zu nutzen. Finanzielle Vorteile d?rfen mit dieser Storie nicht erwirtschaftet werden. Kurz gesagt, Ver?ffentlichungsverbot f?r alle kostenpflichtigen Foren oder Webs...

Extreme Makeover

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