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Young Bess Part Four

Young Bess ? Part Four By Jane Howard Synopsis This story takes place in the early 18th century about James, a young British aristocrat from an important political family who learns that his beloved sister Sheila has disappeared. His famous uncle, Isaac Newton, arranges for him to be transformed into a beautiful young girl with the new name of Elizabeth Radcliff. Now completely unrecognizable, Elizabeth (or Bess as James is now called) is taken on as a servant in the home of...

Demon Queened Chapter 7

Demon Queened Chapter 7 Written by Princess Kay Edited by FallingLeaf Warning: This is erotica, meant only for those 18 or older. Only those who have reached the age of consent, in the country where they reside, should proceed. If you are not at least eighteen, please exit this page immediately. I stared at the bear before me. It was something like nine feet tall, standing on its hind legs. It had dark brown fur, with lighter brown spikes extending from its spine and elbows....

Bittersweet Part 1

Bittersweet By Mika Haruhara (Feldy) and Lucifer's Lil Kitty Chapter 1: "Love breeds confusion, or at least I thought it bred." 3:45 PM, a strikingly beautiful cat girl rode the bus, pink fur, the latest styles. A white faux fur jacket (Of course, faux fur, in a world filled with animals, do you think they would skin there own kind?) that went down to her knees, black denim jeans. Her beautiful purple eyes glowed in the gleaming sun. These eyes, however, spotted something. "Oh,...

Clone A Willy or The Troubles of Mixing Science and Sex

Most of the stories I write are sweet, romantic and a representation of real life. Complete with dialogue and feelings. This story is not one of those. This could probably be considered a real life account of a humbling experience. The wonderful woman in my life, Maddi, has come to enjoy sex in her middle years. Since our divorces we have been making up for lost time. She has gotten adventurous and insatiable. So much so, that we have slowly amassed a staggering amount of toys and sexual...

The Ring Senshi Episode 2 Enter Callisto

Thanks you guys sooo much for the feedback last episode, I'll try and meet your expectations some more |_~ The Ring Senshi Episode 2: Enter Callisto By Shellyness "A demon, a talking cat and you in a skirt? Are you sure you didn't just dream that?" Ichizu asked sceptically as he heaped another mouthful of noodles into his mouth. "Ugh... no! I didn't dream it! Besides, why would I dream about wearing a skirt?!" Justin had just spent the past five minutes explaining exactly...

Kyle the were moose gets lucky

Kyle was an average guy in his late twenties, and the last person anyone would ever expect to become a terror stalking his suburban development at the edge of town.“Your father couldn’t keep his eyes off my tits, you know.” Gina looked out at the endless pine trees lining the road as they whizzed by in the twilight.“I mentioned it to him,” Kyle said. “He’s always been a lecher. Getting worse in his old age, too. But can you blame him? I said you should wear something less form-fitting. You’re...

SilkPanties22 Fourth Stab

One of my newfound hobbies, so to speak, is reading and writing sex fantasy stories on a sex fantasy website. It is a site I stumbled across while innocently reading an article on sex fantasy. Since joining the site I have found myself fascinated by the number and variety of sex fantasies. It has provided me with countless hours of entertainment. Reading people's fantasies is sort of a way to get into their minds unobserved. I even wrote a few of my own.Reading through the many varied stories...

The Pharaoh s Curse

I was watching a special about Pharaohs of Egypt, and they began talking about one in particular that I found fascinating. They showed a statue Amenhotep IV and I was surprised to see wide hips, narrow waist, and what appeared to be female breasts, on what was supposed to be a male ruler. Well, needless to say, I could see the potential for telling a grand tale of a cursed mummy who transforms victims into female followers. The following is my attempt at entertaining you, and I do...

Hall Of The Screen Goddesses

It is two weeks before Christmas.“She’s late again!”“She’s always late. We used to tease her: ‘Zazie, darling, you’ll be late for your own funeral!”All is white. A radiant, heavenly white. Six elegantly-dressed women are languidly seated or stretched over six chaise lounges chairs, all upholstered in heavily-brocaded cream silk, decorated with fine gold threads. Perched on the topmost arms of several of the chairs are small clusters of winged cherubs, some of whom are feeding grapes to the...

The Lucky One Part 1

Quick note: this is not a Ret-Con story. It is inspired by some comics I read as a kid, but I hope it is a little different from anything else out there. The Lucky One (part 1) Well, hay there, hi there ho there! Or, as my dear friend Stan Lee likes to say "Face front, true believers!" (I better be careful about saying that. Don't need to annoy The Stanster, much less his horde of marvellous Marvel Zombie lawyers... ) This is the one, the only, the Fantastic Fluke, The Luckiest...

Shangaied

I was flying into Shanghai for a business conference and still felt like shit from the giardia I contracted on the last leg of my hiking trip through Nepal.Not to mention that I was shaken by the turbulent ride over the Himalayas, having watched the snowy peaks of the mountains, like a bed of nails below us, as the plane’s cabin violently shook, and passengers screamed.The plane sliced in through the smog, and several people on board applauded as we touched down safely to Pudong Airport…After...

Letter 1 From the Lost Letter Bin in Everheart North Dakota

ManagerArby's Restaurant2398 N. Myrtle StreetEverheart, ND Dear Arby's:My name is Amanda Featherbottom and I am writing to complain about what is going on at your Arby's restaurant located at 2398 N. Myrtle Street here in Everheart, North DakotaThere are these two boys who come to your restaurant every day between 2:30 and 2:45 in the afternoon after they get off work at the chicken processing plant. One is named Jason Tiberson, and the other is Orville Gast. Jason is the taller one with dark...

An Old Bottle

An Old Bottle by Jordan Holder I found this old bottle in an antique shop just off the boardwalk one weekend. It had a cork covered with wax, sealing it pretty thoroughly. In the wax, there was a faint impression of a couple of interlaced triangles, which I didn't recognize as a logo for any company I knew. There was definitely something inside, but the glass was too dark a green to be sure what. So I bought it and took it home, figuring I could get it...

First and Ten Part 6

First and Ten; Part 6 Webster defines paranoia as an irrational distrust of others. Since the events of the past few weeks had provided me with more than my fair share of well grounded reasons to be distrustful of others, I could claim with a high degree of confidence that I wasn't paranoid. Still, that didn't keep me from acting like someone who was. Even Emma wasn't free of suspicion as she behaved the following day as if there were nothing more exciting going on in my life than...

PokeMeGo

A friend of mine put me onto it. We were having a conversation on Skype and she said that there was this App that was like Pokemon-go but very, very different. Then she proceeded to tell me all about it. I must have shaken my head several times throughout the conversation as she proceeded to describe the process through a chat window. I kept on sending messages back to her, such as, ‘you’re joking’, ‘really’, and ‘I don’t believe you.’ The truth is, I did believe her, I had no cause not to, but...

She Normally Gives Me Socks

Fuck, fuck, fuck and other words associated with sex, bollocks and cunt too sprang to mind, and I had silently screamed them all. Trying to calm myself down I had made coffee with whiskey, at ten in the morning! Well, it was nearly Christmas I thought. I had been enjoying a marvelous ride; my dildo stuck to the shower wall. In my fantasy world, my Italian stud was fucking me in the sun; my first, of hopefully many climaxes approaching as he expertly controlled his large cock. When. The suction...

Der Flaschengeist Teil 21

"Na, ein Wochenende mit deiner liebsten Freundin. Wei?t du was, ich komme morgen Vormittag zu dir und wir verbringen ein sch?nes Wochenende." Moni sieht Jeanie mit gro?en Augen erstaunt an, selbst Siggi bemerkt diesen seltsamen Blick. "Und was ist mit Siggi?" "Och... er wartet auf mich und hat Sonntag sowieso ein Spiel, du bist im Augenblick wichtiger, selbst er sagt es. Uns drei verbindet doch eine richtige Freundschaft, und du Moni, brauchst im Moment unsere Hilfe genau so, wie d...

“Fuck.”Carie tilted her head to the side and repeated, “Fuck.”She observed her lips in the mirror carefully. “Fu-uck.”She frowned momentarily before shaking her head side-to-side, tossing her lengthy cascade of sable hair into a seductive mess. She popped a brow, angled her chin over her bare shoulder, and cast a sultry, flirtatious gaze towards the mirror. Lips rounded, she loosed an aching, swooning breath: “Fu-uhh-ck!”There. Yeah, that was it. That was the “fuck” that never failed to launch...

Holly Potter And The Army Of Darkness Pt 2

I do not own the rights to any of the characters that appear in my little story. Now I do not claim I can tell a story nearly as well as J.K. Rowling (if I could I?d be a millionaire). The best I can do is all I can offer. I hope that you will be entertained. Holly Potter And The Army of Darkness By Kim West Chapter 3: The Making Of Plans And Schemes. They had all gathered at their favorite hangout which was Florean Fortescue's Ice Cream Parlor in Diagon Alley. The four young...

Knight and Dey 4 What Kind of Friend

Knight and Dey 4: What Kind of Friend? By Ron Dow75 Vice Principal Weatherwax and Mr. Knight were out talking by the man-sized hole in the high fence the separated the front yard from everything else around the blue Four Square style house. Behind them was a red-and-blue striped tent that covered most of the back yard, right up to the hillside. In a light so dim it would be darkness to others, a teen with shoulder-length dark hair, stood in bare feet on a trapeze...

Winter is Cumming

The day began like all others, climbing out of bed at the crack of noon, devouring a Toaster Strudel and mayonnaise sandwich before braving the crisp Canadian weather by going to Vancouver's Public Market for fresh seafood now that I'm eating healthy. Along the way I passed a group of American hipsters vaping cannabis oil on a street corner, celebrating Tommy Chong's birthday. Damn Americans! Since Trump's election, they have flocked here like a silverfish infestation. Silverfish, that...

The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis 5 The Name on the Title to the Claim

[To repeat: The body of "Maynard G. Krebs" was played by Bob Denver, AKA "Gilligan"; while all of "Milton Armitage III" was played by Warren Beatty.] The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis 5: The Name on the Title to the Claim By Ron Dow75 Dobie Gillis, blond, crew cut, average early 1960 Working-Middle Class Dobie Gillis was at his usual marble bench in the park, bent over with his chin on his fist just like Rodin's statue, "The Thinker", a copy of which was just behind him. He...

Ghost Lightning A Halloween Story

David Chamber approached the Halloween party very carefully. After all, he wasn’t invited and he wasn’t sure what kind of party this would be. It might be a bunch of young kids, in which case he would leave immediately. It might be a bunch of really old people, perhaps even people as old as his grandparents, in which case he would also leave immediately. If they were only as old as his parents, he might stay a little while. He had been at old people’s parties before. They weren’t always bad. It...

Der Flaschengeist Teil 11

Der unvermeidliche Disclaimer Diese folgende Geschichte ist geistiges Eigentum des Autors der in dieser Community das Pseudonym "Drachenwind" tr?gt und von ihm frei erfunden, ?hnlichkeiten mit real existierenden Personen und/oder Orten sind rein zuf?llig. Es ist ausdr?cklich verboten, diese Storie f?r kommerzielle Zwecke zu nutzen. Finanzielle Vorteile d?rfen mit dieser Storie nicht erwirtschaftet werden. Kurz gesagt, Ver?ffentlichungsverbot f?r alle kostenpflichtigen Foren oder Webs...

A Dog s Life

They’re at it again; fucking on the sofa. Not an inch of dignity between them. Panting and grunting and making all sorts of disgusting noises like it was their last day on Earth; his buttocks clenching hard as he thrusts forward. Sweat is pouring off his brow – Christ knows where it’s ending up, somewhere on top of her I would have thought.And now they’re going to change positions, like they always do after about five or six minutes of not getting anywhere. This isn’t their first position by...

How to Arouse your Woman

So, you have her in a room, let's say it's the traditional bedroom. (Could be the kitchen or bathroom, but do not attempt the following at the pub, cinema or the like.) Help her undress, particularly her underwear if she is so adorned. Undo her bra, let it loosen, cup her breasts with it then remove, letting it fall to the floor. Nibble on her nape while you do so, if she has long hair tell her to hold it up. Flow your hands along her skin down to her panties and tuck your fingertips into them....

Fucking The Client

I had to work a fourteen hour shift yesterday, which dragged into the late night. I didn't even get home until the wee hours, stripping and going straight to bed. The last thing I saw was the clock reading ten of five in the morning. I let out a groan when I hear my phone buzz. Who could possibly be texting me so early? I sigh, and reach for my phone. I read the text, it’s from my boss. He needs me to come in, and I've only been home two hours. Who needs a damn limo driver at seven in the...

Best of Enemies 2 3 The Second Life

The Best of Enemies 2-3: The Second Life By Ron Dow75 2) I Want My Life Back! The area around the suburban cul-de-sac had an unusual number of cars, SUVs, pickups and minivans, bringing people who had to get out of their vehicles to stand, mill, crowd, and gossip about the scene they enclosed. Nearly half of Unincorporated's sheriff's office was out to keep the peace, arrest the usual troublemakers, find a pickpocket, and manage the scene of the accident. The local firemen...

Mary Smith Escort Extraordinaire

I am an honest-to-goodness, flesh-and-blood, mostly friendly, often frisky, black adult American female person woman human. I am that no matter what I choose to do and no matter what someone else chooses to do with me. I am also a proud, ethical, and unabashed sex worker.My client rules of engagement are as follows.No piss, race, poop, rape, incest, slave, cop/prisoner or soldier/enemy play. Sexy nurse, waitress, secretary, wife and dancer scenarios are fine. I draw the line at underage...

What Was I Thinking

(Foreigner's 'Cold as Ice' plays over opening credits and voiceover)Living in Houston I was accustomed to miserable heat and humidity but I was, like every other Houstonian, very unaccustomed to our current plight of bitter cold. My power was off and my water pipes were as frigid as Gwyneth Paltrow's pussy. Cabin fever was my only source of heat. Coupled with the depressing Covid lockdown, a contentious election, and discovering my latest girlfriend was a game player of Biblical proportions, I...

Cum Shower

Let me just preface this little narrative by saying that I am not the most proficient of lovers. I have trouble meeting ladies. I don’t know why. I’m shy, you could say. But I'm human, like Morrissey says, and I need to be loved, just like anybody else does. So, instead of going out and meeting someone, I thought I’d try hiring a prostitute. I’d never done it before. And, to be honest, I didn’t even know how. You can’t just look them up in the yellow pages. And I didn’t trust the ads I saw in...

Mom s Stroll Through the Dungeon

I’d been building a dungeon in my house for my new girlfriend, being that she was leading me down the decadent path of a little light BDSM now and again. Nothing heavy or brutal, just some fun bondage here, a little spanking there, and a lot of hot, steamy sex everywhere.The tricky part was hiding our little den of debauchery from my eighty-five-year-old mother who was a full-time resident in my home. Fortunately, my aunt took pity on me and would take my mother every other weekend. Also,...

Her Name Was Snowy

I guess you could say I come from a broken home. To say my family was not typical of American values would be the understatement of the year. We have no values. Most of us are either in prison or just haven't been caught yet. Because I come from a very large family, that's a lot of people who shouldn't be amongst the rest of society.Disfunction was the name of the game. There was no one to teach us right from wrong, good or bad, or even just some advice, encouragement, or wisdom. The only thing...

Hipster Flu Epidemic Rocks Seattle

First, a shout out to Audrey X for correctly Googling, I mean answering the previous obscure movie reference "A Clockwork Orange." She even said it was "easy." "Vanity thy name is woman." The alluring Audrey will receive her bonus points plus five White Castle coupons honoring the return of GOT.And now...The Adventure ContinuesI'm Emma Gravel. You might know me from such Lush stories as, "I Found My Heart in San Francisco" and "Put on Your Easter Bonnet." For the uninitiated, I own a...

Der Flaschengeist Teil 4

Der unvermeidliche Disclaimer Diese folgende Geschichte ist geistiges Eigentum des Autors der in dieser Community das Pseudonym "Drachenwind" tr?gt und von ihm frei erfunden, ?hnlichkeiten mit real existierenden Personen und/oder Orten sind rein zuf?llig. Es ist ausdr?cklich verboten, diese Storie f?r kommerzielle Zwecke zu nutzen. Finanzielle Vorteile d?rfen mit dieser Storie nicht erwirtschaftet werden. Kurz gesagt, Ver?ffentlichungsverbot f?r alle kostenpflichtigen Foren oder Webs...

The True Story

This story only available on Lush StoriesThe Grimm Brothers perpetuated a mythic fairy tale that depicted a down-trodden teenager who was magically transported into a life of romance, royal living, and happiness when her prince finally fell in love with her. Ancient documents have now come to light that tell a different story:Once upon a time, there was a sexy young woman who lived in the large city of Lushdon. Her mother had died giving birth to her, as she berated the young woman’s father for...

Shagged Out With The Covid19 Blues

Oh god, here she comes again. I don’t think I can take much more of this.I used to be a treat… a naughty little 'get her in the mood' thing. Maybe once or twice a week, she’d open the dressing table drawer and run her fingers gently along my length. She’d hold me in one hand and lie on the bed, flicking my switch and as I buzzed into life, she’d slowly slide me along her slit. My tip would trace her folds and slowly begin to circle her clit.Sometimes, she’d push my head inside her, feeling...

First Time With Sherry

I am generally a good judge of character and can tell who I can poke fun with and who to steer clear of. My house is in an area with very little traffic. On warm mornings I take walks down to a skimpy male bikini and like to tan on my fenced-in deck in next to nothing or completely naked. I also get to see ladies in well-fitting attire as I drive or walk to work, which is always a plus. Every now and then I come across a woman who is special in her own way and has a little devil inside of her....

Soul Mates 8 9 Just Remember Who This Body Belongs To

Soul Mates 8-9: Just Remember Who This Body Belongs To! By Ron Dow75 8: Not Even a Pinocchio She had the perfect girl-next-door body, well proportioned, 5 feet 5, 34C-23-33, and her face was very pretty without being dramatically beautiful, hair dark brown, eyes light brown. And that body was being held by the strong but gentle hands of one of the handsomest boys around. There, out where everybody driving into the Wellington High parking lot could see. The problem was...

Premature Ejaculation Man

In a world where the internet is overflowing with well-endowed male porn stars who can fuck for hours and women across the globe are expecting an orgasm with every sexual encounter—where every spam folder is brimming with adverts for performance-enhancing drugs and men everywhere have started doing Kegel exercises—there is one man who will stand up and speak out against the injustice and discrimination the ordinary lover faces; one man who has made it his life’s mission to awaken delusional...

Another Satisfied Customer

Another Satisfied Customer by Maggie Finson Mamma Juju glanced up from her current cauldron of nearly bubbling potion as the bell over her front door jangled to announce someone entering her shop from the street. "Now I ask you." Mama Juju glared at the ceiling as if speaking to someone hiding within the shadows and cobwebs. "How am I supposed to get to the 'toil and trouble' part if I can't even get the damned...

Dear Cum Big Bugger

When I was smaller than my current five foot and maybe one inch I used to have an eagle-eyed Sindy doll. If I remember correctly, which is very unlikely, she'd gouged her eagle-eyes from a Special Boat Service Action Man (GI Joe) that she'd been carrying on with on the side. Now most Sindys were middle class housewives in waiting but not mine. Oh no. Mine was a white trash council house gold digger who with her eagle-eyes could spot a slut-whore outfit up to a thousand feet away across a...

The Cuckold s Comeuppance The Secret Revenge of Walter Mitty

The Cuckold’s Comeuppance: The Secret Revenge of Walter Mitty The soon to be ex Mrs. Miller was at lunch with her lawyer.“Bob, what the hell is taking that god damned judge so long?”“Relax Carol. You know this is the divorce and criminal trial of the century. The judge did say she’d have a decision today. It’s not even noon.”“Listen, mother-fucker, you said my name wouldn’t be dragged through the mud.”“I’m a lawyer and I told you that Ben is probably behind it. Remember that there was only a...

Dating in North Dallas

Three things can happen in a marriage and two are bad. I’m experiencing one of the bad things. It’s called divorce. Hi! I’m Mike Dawson. I go by M.D. What am I doing now? I am now sitting in my girlfriend’s Sunday school class at a protestant mega-church. It’s a class for divorced singles. The speaker is telling them how men don’t understand their wives and moms, and there is one reason for the awful divorce rate — MEN! So where did this start? Last night, we made the night club circuit. We...

Genie Rules

Genie Rules By Sue Kidder "You have three wishes, Master Jack," the genie said. "But only three, and only you may make them." "Great!" I said. "I assume that a later wish can undo an earlier wish?" "Yes," the genie replied. I had always wanted to see what it would be like to be a woman, but I never wanted to make a career of it. This way I could try it, then return to my male self and still have a wish left. So... "For my first wish I want to become a beautiful...

Coffee Shop Conversation

Coffee Shop Conversation "Hey Mary" "Hey Marg. Wow. You look awful! What happened?" "This morning my daughter Amy came running out of her room still in her nightgown, crying and saying she isnt a girl, she's a boy, and that some magic spell turned her into a girl overnight." "My goodness. What did you do?" "I told her to stop being silly, and to go and get her school clothes on. When she didnt stop crying, I gave her a paddle on the bum and sent her to get...

Knight and Dey 2 Top Dog

{Because of something that happened in "Lost Indian Caves" before he was born, Alex and his family have a condition that changes their gender; male in the dark, female in the light. Now that he knows the truth, Alex's simple goal is complicated by the power struggle within the first school he's ever attended.} Knight and Dey 2: Top Dog By Ron Dow75 "Wow, he actually did the death scene," Lyza said, on her side, her head in a hand. "Hmf! He looks pretty alive for somebody who...

The Timepiece Traveler

I was strolling through Gastown on a Saturday afternoon, seeking shops that might have treasures to add to my rather bizarre antique collection. I love anything old, the more unusual and odder the better. I have a particular passion for anything of a sexual nature i.e. well endowed fertility god sculptures, vagina figurines, pre 1960 vibrators, Victorian porn photos, copulating couples etc. My prize possession, one that I am sure has brought me much good luck over the years - a miniature bronze...

Paige s Sting

It all began when Azalea popped home at lunchtime to put some washing in and get something out of the freezer for dinner. Jared had been loafing about all morning but obviously he couldn't be trusted to do anything like that. When she got home he had managed to climb into a pair of boxers and an old singlet, and he was triumphantly waving a travel brochure."You know that week's holiday you've got to take in August?" he cried, "Well, I've booked us into this lovely little resort on the Tuscan...

Holly Potter And The Army Of Darkness Part 1

I do not own the rights to any of the characters that appear in my little story. Now I do not claim I can tell a story nearly as well as J.K. Rowling (if I could I?d be a millionaire). The best I can do is all I can offer. I hope that you will be entertained. Before I begin to tell this story I should remind those who may not realize that this is indeed a sequel. If you have not read "Mists of Avalon" then you should stop reading this warning and proceed right away to that story. Oh...

Soul Mates 2 3 Who s Home

Chapter 02 explains Nicole's empathy power, and some of Taylor's astral power works. How that works exactly will depend on how the vote comes out. Chapter 03 begins laying out the ground rules for their life together. Soul Mates 2-3: Who's Home? By Ron Dow75 2: Nastasia, Buddy, and Stacy The astral body of Nicole hugged the astral body of her Mom, "You can see me; and best of all, you can hear me!" The confused ghost woman returned the affection. 'Yes, I can. Now, can...

The Last Word

I walked into the room, not knowing what to expect. He had been a presence in my life forever, even in his absence. And, even if you weren't his son, he had a way of overpowering the room. I wasn't expecting this. The sallow skin. The shrunken body. The bald head. He had always been proudest of his full head of hair, mocking my uncle Jack for his lack of it. 'Friar Shmuck,' he called him. Too bad Jack wasn't here to see this. I picked up his chart. Fuck. His platelet count...

My Boobs Have Come Out To Play

My Boobs Have Come Out To Play. By DebWeb. I am nineteen and finally in the end stage of puberty. At last my boobs are beginning to grow! Admittedly it is quite painful to begin with but I welcome my sisters with open arms. Hopefully when they have grown adequately I can support them with folded arms. Now if only my hips would widen and my rear would follow then I would be the happiest girl in the world. I am still waiting for that strange thing between my legs to drop off so...

The Crack of Dawn

Me and Dawn was both born 'n raised in Hooterville. We never dated, though. We'd just hang out with our friends at the Tasty-Freeze and stuff. We was always "Just Friends." You know, the kind of friends where the girl just wants to have fun and the guy just wants to fuck. Yeah, I really liked her, maybe even loved her a little. By the time we was thirty, I'd moved to the city and Dawn had gotten married and divorced already. We hadn't seen each other in years. So when I was in town for the...

Turkish Delight

Nipples.That’s all that needs to be said.I love nipples. A nipple itself — or merely the shape of one seen through a bra or some other impediment — or even the slightest hint that one might possibly be in the neighborhood. Any of these nipple situations gets the attention of my lord and master — Mr B. He’s my crown jewels, my package, my decision maker — and it was he, Mr B. himself, who ordered me to take the front seat in the small bus when I saw who was to be our new, pretty and...

He Entered A Contest

The laptop screen showed the following: Solve the following and win a prize: Lana "lost" a giggle wood. Or … Send in a story about your most unique sexual encounters and win a prize."Do you wanna enter?" Darius, eager and slightly naive at twenty-two, asked his girlfriend Leandra, impulsive yet quick-witted at twenty-seven."I'm game, baby, but I already know what the prize is," she said."You don't," he scoffed.Only the left corner of Leandra’s lips curled into a knowing grin. She...

Drag what

DRAG WHAT? By CASSANDRA ANACONDA MORRISON This is the city, Las Vegas, Nevada. Population 200,000... In Spanish the name means "The Meadows" and it may have deserved that name when a young Spanish Explorer named Rafael Rivera first looked down on it but in December, 1946 gangster Bugsy Siegel selected this minor oasis in the desert as the location of the first legal gambling Casino in the United States. Today that oasis is a city that plays host to over one million inhabitants...

A trip to the shops

"Can I help you, sir?" I turned to appraise the lady who was offering me her assistance. I liked what I saw. Petite. Clothes clinging to her as if their life depended on it, emphasising what looked like a perfectly proportioned chest. Brunette, shoulder length hair. Black shirt ending at the waist. First two buttons undone. Some form of necklace; no, a crucifix with the cross dangling enticingly between her... Not for the first time, I gave silent thanks to the amazing ability of the human...

Der Flaschengeist Teil 19

Der unvermeidliche Disclaimer Diese folgende Geschichte ist geistiges Eigentum des Autors der in dieser Community das Pseudonym "Drachenwind" tr?gt und von ihm frei erfunden, ?hnlichkeiten mit real existierenden Personen und/oder Orten sind rein zuf?llig. Es ist ausdr?cklich verboten, diese Storie f?r kommerzielle Zwecke zu nutzen. Finanzielle Vorteile d?rfen mit dieser Storie nicht erwirtschaftet werden. Kurz gesagt, Ver?ffentlichungsverbot f?r alle kostenpflichtigen Foren oder Webs...

Holly Potter And The Army Of Darkness Pt 3

I do not own the rights to any of the characters that appear in my little story. Now I do not claim I can tell a story nearly as well as J.K. Rowling (if I could I?d be a millionaire). The best I can do is all I can offer. I hope that you will be entertained. Holly Potter And The Army of Darkness By Kim West Chapter 4: The Slumber Party. Molly Weasley had her wand out and was commanding brooms, mops, and scrubbing brushes of every type and description to clean every inch of The...

Al s Add In and the Enchanted Phone

Most people thought old McNamara's electronics store was a disorganised heap of junk. But to me, it was a cave full of secret treasure. I used to spend ages searching through his random collection of second hand gear, computer parts and old-school electronics kits. It’s fair to say that most guys my age were probably happier chasing women, but computers, electronics and science made a lot more sense to me than women. Not that I wasn’t interested in women – I thought about them all the time. ...

Pampour Parlour Mum Pushy

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