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Shaving for the First Time

Shaving for the First Time By Ricky If a man in woman's clothing has an odd ring to it then a 6'2", 250# wolf in sheep's clothing is surely fair game for some hearty guffaws. If there is one thing serious about the situation it is that I have enjoyed bras, panties and garters for the last 20 years, and I still do, but I only enjoy this apparel in the privacy of a motel room or other secluded setting. When I dress it is for the feel of the clothing and the intrinsic pleasure...

Time Stands Still Prelude and Chapter One

Time Stands Still By r.gold Prelude Night 5:00 a.m. The night fog shrouds the streetlamps in a cocoon, masking the strong glow of their lights, keeping it from illuminating the sidewalk. The air is thick and damp. The night animal noises are minimal. Footsteps sound muffled. The usual noises of the night can be heard. The stalking of the predators searching for their victims. While nature ignores the food chain of life: hunger, death, and birth, the people of the city...

The Long Road to Paradise

...It had come at last. The night of nights. Mitt's princess stood before him, her long blonde tresses curling down her back, her green eyes alert, yet respectful. The white wedding dress brought out her beauty all the more, a cone of lace crowned with the smooth softness of her bare arms and shoulders. He had called her a "vision of loveliness" in his toast, and indeed she was. His wife's face - yes! She was his wife now! - was so perfect he could not take his eyes off it.She reached...

Making a Fantasy Come True at a Comedy Club

I had been dating Michelle about a year and while we always had fantastic sex, it was always on her terms. After a year of an "on -gain-off-again" relationship, I wanted to try something different - sex in public. At first, Michelle was not very keen on the idea. “Look,” I argued, “We can keep it discreet, but still have fun.” Michelle finally acquiesced under intense pressure. We were having sex at the time and she was on the brink of a massive cataclysmic orgasm. Public sex wasn’t my only...

The Hazards Of Helen

THE HAZARDS OF HELEN © 2010 by Anthony Durrant Leaning against the wall of an old house in the Dell, an area of the bowery, a place in the city, the man known as the Farmer stood and watched the people go by as he sang: "The Farmer's in the Dell, The Farmer's in the Dell, Heigh-ho the derry-oh, The Farmer's in the Dell. "The rat ate the cheese, The rat ate the cheese, Heigh-ho the derry-oh, The rat ate the cheese. "The cat ate the rat, The...

Naughty Girls Use Their Native Tongue

We were on holiday, South of Spain to be precise, and we were hungry. The closest place was a supermarket and Emma and I slipped inside to try and find something quick to eat.By the time we found some snacks and joined the extremely long queue, we were starving. I don’t know why the queue was so long, but it seemed to take forever to get to the front.In front of us was a rather handsome guy, mid-twenties and with a very nice body. I let Emma know that I fancied him by squeezing his buttocks in...

The Piece Treaty 2nd gear

The Piece Treaty 2 nd Gear We pick up the story of Dave and Cyndee (Cyn) and their sexual adventures in a new suburban housing development. Dave is half Native American, one quarter French-German and three quarters crazy. Dave loves Cyn, likes sex, guns, country music, pickup trucks and redneck hobbies. Cyn is "a turn around & look at that would ya" blonde who loves Dave and loves sex. She is tall, long legged and hour-glass figured with a walk that practically screams “come fuck me!” She’ll do...

Sweets For the Sweet

Being Payday I went to the Mars BarFor a Valentines drink, perhaps a Bud. Instead of staying home, fiercely pounding my pud. Then I spotted her with ass wide as a car As a chubby chaser I loved her girth With a manly nod and smile that was fakeI bought her a jumbo chocolate milkshake My dick was smoldering like fiery scorched earthAt my booth she said she was a sex worker With the right man she could be quite randy But instead of cash she accepted only candy I quickly agreed to the terms of...

A bored housewife s amusing tale

Life was a bit mundane for Tracy. She was married for about thirteen years. She was a wife, mother, daughter, friend, sister. But she felt very alone. Things were okay with her marriage. They had great sex, but did struggle connecting emotionally. This frustrated Tracy very much. Her husband was an introvert and she was more social. Then one day she went looking for something a little different. She had no intentions of cheating, but just wanted to see what was out there. She discovered that...

A Royal Bender

A Royal Bender By commentator The drunk staggered down the boardwalk accosting everyone he came across asking for change to buy another drink. Two young toughs, tired of his panhandling grabbed him by the shirt and tossed him over the rail into the sea. "Maybe that'll sober you up, you drunken old coot," they laughed as they walked away. The drunk floundered about until he realized the water was only a couple feet deep and staggered back to shore. Dripping wet he began climbing...

Holly Potter And The Army Of Darkness Pt 7

I do not own the rights to any of the characters that appear in my little story. Now I do not claim I can tell a story nearly as well as J.K. Rowling (if I could I'd be a millionaire). The best I can do is all I can offer. I hope that you will be entertained. Holly Potter And The Army of Darkness Story Kim West ...

Beginner s Meeting A Play Third stab at humor

Beginner’s Meeting, A PlayScene 1: A church basement. An odd looking assortment of people are sitting on metal folding chairs arranged in a circle. In the corner is a table with coffee and donuts.Characters: Charles: Middle aged man, about 40 dressed in a plaid sweater. He is the group leader.Pete: a.k.a. Pervert Pete, a graying man of about 60 dressed in a raincoat.Bob: A fidgety man of about 35 who continually clutches an inflatable sheep.Alan: Middle aged man of about 48 dressed casually in...

The Lucky One Part 3

The Lucky one, part 3 "Here's the story, of a boy named Eddy, who suddenly had become a girl..." (Ahem. Dorothy here. Any chance we could start off without getting me sued? (Poor Dot. By the way, you folks may have notice the length of time since my last posting, and it's all her fault. ) (Oh this should be good...) (You see, Dot had to take a break for "mental health reasons". I bet she was just on the rag) (Umm, Fluke? You do know what "transgender" means,...

My Three Sons 17 Up From the Kitchen

My Three Sons Chapters 17: Up From the Kitchen By Ron Dow75 Having just left the bathroom, Winnie turned around, and asked Uncle Charley, "Whatcha you doing?" From just within the threshold, he was scanning the room, "I'm checking to see how much of a mess you gals made in here." Winnie told him, "There isn't. Tammy told me to use the toilet paper, remember?" {She caught sight of some that had gotten stuck to the bottom of her black punch wingtip-style Mary...

Spockrates In Ymor

SPOCKRATES IN YMOR by Cassandra Anaconda Morrison In the far away Land of Ymor there lived a young lad whose name was Alaric. But his friends always called him Alice because Alaric was a bit of a sissy from birth. He didn't enjoy any of the games the other boys liked to play. Wizards & Dragons left him cold. Witch-hunter failed to thrill him. Knight versus Giant gave him no feeling of accomplishment. No... Alaric preferred to dream of being a beautiful princess who was...

Case of the Hand in the Cookie Jar

Notorious? The only thing I know about "Notorious" is the Hitchcock movie, but I was about to find out much more. Remember me? I'm Penelope Spade, a novice Private Eye in Cincinnati, Ohio. The business started slow but since cracking the Col. Mustard murder case, where he met a gruesome demise by a candlestick in the conservatory, my fame has spread like a Kardashian's legs on first dates. Speaking of mustard, I realized I was so hungry I could eat a Skyline coney (Now, that's...

Becoming A Teenage Girl Pt 5

Becoming a Teenage Girl - Pt 5 By Ms Annette Nicole Smith This chapter in my life takes place over 2 eventful days. Very shortly my mother would have to go back to Sydney, leaving me alone but before she does I'll face an interview with my prospective Head Mistress. To protect the privacy of people still living, I've had to change some minor facts or events (principal's name). Otherwise only where my memory over the mists of time (25 years ago) may err slightly, the following...

Emperor Thrinklebopple Takes An Empress and They Have Sex

The Tale of Emperor Wallace ThrinkleboppleThe weather was warm and the sky was clear as an unmarked white van drove into the town square. A figure emerged from the driver's side; he was dressed in an opulent uniform consisting of a blue blazer and slacks, a red vest with gold buttons over a white shirt, and a simple black tie. The uniform was clean, albeit highly wrinkled, in marked contrast to his uneven facial hair, large eyes, and ancient dirty sneakers.He opened the back door of the van and...

SRU The Map

After those two grim stories about Mike and Marya, here's something a bit lighter. SRU: The Map By Ellie Dauber Copyright 1999 ?Fred, I think we?re lost.? Almost as soon as Margie van Arndt said it, she was sorry. Most men won?t admit that they?d messed up directions or misread a map, but Fred, well?. ?I?m not lost,? he said through clenched teeth. ?This road is just the long way to Wheaton. It?s such a nice day that I thought I?d --? ?Drive past that mall up ahead...

Young Bess Part Three

YOUNG BESS ? PART THREE By Jane Howard This little tale is reader driven, and your suggestions are taken most seriously. As you express your ideas in your reviews, I try to incorporate them into the story line provided that I can. New readers are invited to try Part Three, and if you like it to pick the story up from the beginning. This has all been such fun! Thanks so much to Bluto, Bruce, C-Monster, Jezzi, the fabulous Elaine, and other readers for your encouragement. Without...

Quarter Of An Hour

The reporter looked away from me, glancing at her notes in right hand. “Afternoon,” I called, seating myself and adjusting the chair in front of the television cameras.She nodded at me, turned to the first camera and delivered a short introduction about our interview. “So Mr Rawley, please can you take us back to the morning of the fifteenth?”“Sure.” I adjusted my check shirt in the baking heat of the bright lights of the studio. “I was the senior producer on World News’s flagship programme and...

A Christmas Fairy Tale

A CHRISTMAS FAIRY TALE by DebWeb Dedicated to the hidden child, who resides in all of us. I know a bank where the wild thyme blows, Where oxlips and the nodding violet grows, Quite over-canopied with luscious woodbine, With sweet musk-roses and with eglantine: There sleeps Titania sometime of the night, Lull'd in these flowers with dances and delight; And there the snake throws her enamell'd skin, Weed wide enough to wrap a fairy in WILLIAM...

Demon Queened Chapter 4

Demon Queened Chapter 4 Written by Princess Kay Warning: This is erotica, meant only for those 18 or older. Only those who have reached the age of consent, in the country where they reside, should proceed. If you are not at least eighteen, please exit this page immediately. My flight to the ocean was exhilarating at first. I flew as fast as I could, using magic to shield myself from the wind as I shot through the skies. I'm not actually sure what my top speeds were. I think...

The Ultraboard

The names contained in this story are purely fictional. Any resemblance to specific real-life persons is unintentional and purely coincidental. This is intended as a lighthearted farce and not meant to serve as a serious criticism of any persons, opinions, or ideas. This may be archived/posted anywhere. Just give credit where credit is due, thanks! The Ultraboard By Pretzelgirl Subj: TG ALERT!! Posted By: Daphne Bee Time: Monday 08:36.44 On next episode of "Inedible Bulk:...

Icebreakers

Icebreakers "So Nathan, how did you first learn that Trisha was not born as a girl?" Most people were done eating, and Sarah had told us all about her new job, but it was my mom's opening shot to Nathan, at least during this conversation. Nathan chuckled quickly, "Oh this is a great story! I'm in Prof. Ballard's Creative Writing class, and it's the first day. He starts things off with an icebreaker exercise. Everyone is sitting in a circle and we are to take turns saying our...

A Little Place Called Heaven

It sounded easy, but wait till I tell you. Me and Jake O’Leary had just finished up a short-time bid for a bad-check beef at Warm Springs, a min-security bucket in Carson City, and through some scams we’d scraped together close to three thousand bucks, but we needed seven thou to buy into a major credit-card grift. We brainstormed and cogitated, trying to think of a way to top up our funds, and then Jake mentioned Benny Loomis, an inmate at Warm Springs who had recounted to us a scheme to...

Father s Day

Father's Day "What do you want for Father's day, Dad?" "Some new shoes ... no, I really need a new purse." "You'd better come with me to help choose it, then. I don't know much about that stuff." Speaking of which, your mother was wondering when you'd stop being a tomboy, Sara." "Tell you what. I'll start wearing dresses when you go back to pants." "Point taken. Let's go shopping." End

A Week At The C C Ellie Saturday Pt 1

Saturday, Pt. 1 - Ellie "I've a feeling we're not in Swindon anymore." There's a lot to be said for a skirt spread wide atop lashings of frothy short petticoats. Feels smashingly delish, obvs. But also, for example, when you plop on the lap of some dirty old man, the arrangement lifts, then settles, to cover him to the knee, and maybe you can tuck your little legs under too. While, underneath, there's nothing between you but his trousers and your (in my case, frilly-bummed)...

First Served First Cum First To Die Vol 1

The following has been approved for adult reading. Only the names have been changed to protect the innocent and my penis size embellished to protect my reputation. My testicles requested no anonymity. These are their stories. It had been nearly a year since my last case; an extended vacation not because I desired one, but rather because the dust just had to settle. I'd wrapped up the case of the double-dealing dentist, named Dante, desiring desperately to discover who'd dared disturb...

Love In The Time Of Coronavirus

Bored, bored, bored; I was so fucking over the endless Ohio winter. And then the boiler failed and I was even more bored, being frozen does that to you. This was peak tedium, ten on the boredom Richter Scale, even worse than when my nieces made me watch Frozen for the fifteenth time.Not even tasteless exploitation horror movies warded off that chill. Shivering my tits off, alone on Valentine’s day, then encouraged to self-isolate. So, when I ended up watching Wolf Creek and not giving a damn...

Liam Becomes a Girl Have You Ever Played Dress Up

Liam becomes a girl: Have you ever played Dress-Up? by Justin Felder Synopsis: Liam Hunter, a 14-year-old, doesn't understand why girls do the things they do. Painting their faces with make-up, slaving to get their hair straight, and crying when they don't know what to wear has always made him wonder. He can't help but annoy his 19-year-old sister, Shaunvenique, about these things. Eventually she gets fed up with it and senselessly wishes that he can become a girl for eighteen...

Jacinta part 16

"Oh god..." I moan as I open my eyes and am greeted by the bright sunlight and the oppressive heat of the room I'm in. "Oh- oh god!" I try to huddle my covers around me in a vain attempt to sleep away my hangover, but when all that does is make me even hotter, I slowly roll out of the bed, landing in a heap not on the floor, but on top of the unmoving form of the woman who was my classmate for the last three years. "Katie?" I grunt, rolling off the freckled girl's body and giving her...

Freedom Question Mark

It's bumpy in here again. Fourth time today I'm being tossed around, bashing into Josh and Alfie and that new guy with the extra long tail. Ben, I think he's called. He's a strong swimmer. Gonna have to watch him; learn from him.I try to focus, throbbing headache, tumbling until I don't know which way I'm facing, crashing into the sides of the pink sphere. I try to latch onto its mottled surface, grappling with every molecule of strength to steady myself, catching a break as the movement...

Demon Queened Chapter 8

Demon Queened Chapter 8 Written by Princess Kay Edited by paradoxicalWitchling Warning: This is erotica, meant only for those 18 or older. Only those who have reached the age of consent in the country where they reside, should proceed. If you are not at least eighteen, please exit this page immediately. I stared at the horned wolf girl in my bed, hardly able to believe what I was seeing. My mind was reeling with the implications - had the wolves I fought actually been...

Season Of The Witch

Being 2020, my Christmas wish to Santa had to be less frivolous than my normal request for a night with Mila Kunis. This year I would wish for the ability to avenge my most tragic loss. Many years ago my two siblings were captured and killed by a most-wicked witch. A very Grimm story. This year I would wish for the ability to destroy her. I realize I'm too old to be writing letters to Santa. But, I'm also too old to eat corn dogs and tater tots alone which I do every night. Always hopeful,...

Soul Mates 6 7 A Black Top Mood

Soul Mates 6-7: A Black Top Mood By Ron Dow75 6) The Push-up Bra, Funk, and Wagnell In the driver's seat, Nicole's mom said, "Don't slouch." The seventeen-year-old in the white windbreaker with the rainbow up the middle of the front and down the sleeves next to her, hunched over with a shoulder and hEr hands against the safety strap, grumped, "I'm not slouching. I'm protecting these..." and made the minimum head dip to the things shE wished shE didn't have to refer...

My Recurring Lush Nightmare

"Chris!" With that exuberant syllable I drop the packages just inside the front door and start to rush toward my adorable boyfriend who isn't supposed to be here until tomorrow, but something in his face freeze-frames me like Roadrunner over its ersatz Latin caption.He's sprawled on the couch, having made himself at home. "Your roommate let me in." An open bottle of Sam Adams is on the coffee table, and he's never had anything stronger than Nantucket Nectars. Worse, the tv is dark when it...

A windfall for St Trinian s

Our precocious and hugely talented Russian twins Nikka and Nina were about to start their second term in St Trinian's A-Grade Sixth form. In the Staff Room, few of us doubted that they were destined for great futures. I could see Nikka comfortably handling the job of UN Secretary General, whilst quieter Nina was probably going to be a merchant banker in the City of London, retiring to the Maldives at thirty.Just at that moment though, they were having to work all hours to raise funds for their...

My Journal

Journal Entry: November 14, 2014Today I again asked my wife for sex and as usual she made up some lame excuse. It's going on two months now and my masturbating is becoming more regular. Journal Entry: November 19, 2014I may have had a bit of a break through. I complained about the lack of sex and she promised to be more attentive. I think this week end will be really good. Journal Entry: November 25, 2014Another week has passed and still nothing in the sex department. My wife's promises fell...

The Absolutely True and Totally Verifiable History of the Lush Annual Authors Orgy Gangbang

Sitting at his computer, Marcus took himself in hand, stroking slowly, being careful not to get too close to cumming. He had a bet with that doll, Alice, about who could get the other to cum first, and he was damned if he was going to lose.They took turns reading Lush stories over the phone while they both masturbated, non-stop. The one who came first had to forfeit to the other. And Alice had a vicious sense of humor when it came to forfeits…He finished reading a story by an author in Brooklyn...

Der Flaschengeist Teil 23

Der unvermeidliche Disclaimer Diese folgende Geschichte ist geistiges Eigentum des Autors der in dieser Community das Pseudonym "Drachenwind" tr?gt und von ihm frei erfunden, ?hnlichkeiten mit real existierenden Personen und/oder Orten sind rein zuf?llig. Es ist ausdr?cklich verboten, diese Storie f?r kommerzielle Zwecke zu nutzen. Finanzielle Vorteile d?rfen mit dieser Storie nicht erwirtschaftet werden. Kurz gesagt, Ver?ffentlichungsverbot f?r alle kostenpflichtigen Foren oder Webseiten, ...

Phone Sex

He texted first, he always does to make sure it’s safe to call. I told him to give me a minute so that I could put my headphones in and he could ring.His first words were to ask me where I was and I had to tell the truth, I had to say that I was in the supermarket and had just started shopping. It was the wrong thing to say because I knew he would somehow take advantage of that.As I was walking around the fresh food area picking up a few bananas, a bag of apples, some grapes and dumping them...

Husband to the Fay A Halloween Story

Dear Prudence,I don’t usually write to advice columnists– actually I don’t even usually read your column– but I don’t know where else to turn. And it’s not just because the problem is sexual... well, it’s not really sexual... but it’s partly sexual. I guess you could call it sexual, but it’s mostly weird. I am writing to you for advice because I have a very weird sexual problem... but not in the kinky sex weird sort of way that people usually write to you about. This is Halloween weird.My wife...

Blank Screen

Blank Screen By Selena Pride [From the fault log of a fictitious site not a million miles away from this one...] 1. Hey LOSERS!!!!! What the fuck is going on here??? I tried six times to log on to your goddam site tonight. Ten minutes of staring at a fucking blank screen. Who the hell is running this chickenshit outfit?? It's not like I need your pansy-ass crap. I got hundreds of other porno sites to surf. I just found you and thought I'd look in. Know what, forget it. Don't...

Dear Cum Pesky Lunatic

Every once in a while I receive a letter from some deluded fool who fails to understand that this is a porn site and that all anyone is interested in is the before, during and after of exchanging seminal fluids. Saddos with real problems. Though when I say real problems what I don't mean is scraping together a life in bombed-out Aleppo or hunting for food in Yemen or even trying to navigate your way across South London as a lone female of an evening. No, what I'm talking about is the dreary...

Dennis the Menace 2 The Other Girl

Dennis the Menace Created by Hank Ketcham Parodied by Ron Dow75 02) The Other Girl ?You?re back sooner than I expected,? Alice Mitchell said to her little boy, as she browned the meat for that evening?s stew. She blond hair was in a somewhat short perm around the sides; she wore a lavender shirt with the first buttons unbuttoned, and women?s jeans. ?I didn?t want to play with Margaret any more. And Joey?s taking a nap. He? s still a little kid,? Dennis said, closing, rather...

Sunday with Miss Suzy Premi re partie

Sunday--Miss Suzy Premi?re partie "The best things in life are free. The second best are very expensive." Since I de-planed in the Big Apple (I came from Ohio, but am most certainly not a Scientologist--unless an impeccable platinum banded solitaire ring of about five carats is part of the deal) I've had oodles of marriage proposals and was even, briefly, engaged. All very flattering, but I can afford to be choosy--or could. I think it's well past time if a lady is unmarried at 3...

Ginger Spice

This story only available on Lush Stories. If you are reading it elsewhere, it has been stolen.Legend perpetuates a mythic fairy tale that depicts a cheeky gingerbread man who was magically animated, and who spent his life running away from people and talking creatures who wished to eat him. Ancient documents have now come to light that tell a different story:Once upon a time, there was a Gingerbread Man, who lived in the small town of Puddington. Unlike the other sweet inhabitants, the...

Laying Ghosts To Rest

Grace’s car was in the driveway, so I slipped quietly through the front door to avoid waking her. I tiptoed through the dark house, moving slowly to avoid hitting anything. Jake and Imelda must have cleared out of town as they had promised once semester ended; they would be long gone and a long time coming back.I stood near the kitchen in the dark and realized I needed a stiff one, so quiet as a thief, I opened a cupboard, took down a shot glass, and lifted one of the many bottles we kept on...

Jams Pickles and Preserves

Lower Pidlington Women’s Institute was unique. It had far more members than most rural WIs, numbers having swelled from fourteen to four hundred after Lucy Warner (a village newcomer) took over as Entertainment Coordinator. LPWI was also ‘independent’ having been expelled from the British WI Federation when the Chair of the National Committee, Clarissa Hunt (who nobody liked), spotted her surname spelt with a C in LPWI’s monthly newsletter; a mistake no one admitted to or apologised for.The...

Celebrity Taste Buddies

You know how it is in dreams. How you aren't always yourself. Well, last night I was Gordon Ramsay. I was about to give the Kitchen Nightmares treatment to a lady chef. I already had my shirt off as I strode into her large kitchen, resplendent with metres and metres of sparkling aluminium surfaces. There she was washing vegetables at the sink. All she was wearing was an apron. And she had the most gorgeous arse I'd ever seen, round and pert and gloriously pink. She had the figure of a...

Der Flaschengeist Teil 31

Der unvermeidliche Disclaimer Diese folgende Geschichte ist geistiges Eigentum des Autors der in dieser Community das Pseudonym "Drachenwind" tr?gt und von ihm frei erfunden, ?hnlichkeiten mit real existierenden Personen und/oder Orten sind rein zuf?llig. Es ist ausdr?cklich verboten, diese Storie f?r kommerzielle Zwecke zu nutzen. Finanzielle Vorteile d?rfen mit dieser Storie nicht erwirtschaftet werden. Kurz gesagt, Ver?ffentlichungsverbot f?r alle kostenpflichtigen Foren oder Webseiten, ...

Bernie s House Of Bangers

Bernie's House of BangersBernie's House of Bangers was a little, all-night diner on the corner of Riverside and Grove. It might as well have been on the corner of 'Nowhere' and 'Get Lost' for all the traffic it got. I'd driven by there a hundred times and never given it a second thought. It was only after a long evening of playing the nigh-shift Santa Claus at the local ‘Wally-Mart’ that I decided to give the place a shot. Even then, I'd probably have skipped it all together if I hadn't been...

What are you Chicken

"When I get out of this rope Rosemary, you are going to bloody pay for this?" My voice cracked with rage and frustration."You talk awfully tough for a woman tied to a bed Miriam." Her voice was playful, clearly enjoying my frustration.I wriggled against the ropes tying me to the metal bed frame and cursed myself for being seven kinds of idiot for not being smart enough to see where my little plan would take me.I should rewind to the beginning of this little episode, so you can properly...

Chatters Anonymous

I started chatting back in the early nineties. My wife and I had been married almost twenty years at the time. I was forty-six and she was forty-five years old. We had a nice house in a nice neighborhood in Sacramento, California, USA.We both worked and were happy in our jobs. We socialized with friends going out with them from time to time. Life was pretty normal and mundane.My darling wife, Laurie pretty much lost interest in sex over the last five years of our marriage.Then things began to...

Der Flaschengeist Teil 30

Der unvermeidliche Disclaimer Diese folgende Geschichte ist geistiges Eigentum des Autors der in dieser Community das Pseudonym "Drachenwind" tr?gt und von ihm frei erfunden, ?hnlichkeiten mit real existierenden Personen und/oder Orten sind rein zuf?llig. Es ist ausdr?cklich verboten, diese Storie f?r kommerzielle Zwecke zu nutzen. Finanzielle Vorteile d?rfen mit dieser Storie nicht erwirtschaftet werden. Kurz gesagt, Ver?ffentlichungsverbot f?r alle kostenpflichtigen Foren oder Webseiten, ...

First Time Disaster

So throughout his college days, Jason Smith tried like hell, but was totally unsuccessful in losing his most embarrassing character trait. He graduated with an impressive degree from a major university. The university only admitted perhaps seven percent of all applicants and had a significant flunk out rate, so being successful in attaining a Bachelors degree from this institution was in itself impressive and quite an accomplishment. Jason wasn't half bad looking, remaining trim and in fairly...

Back in the Saddle Again

I remember the night of my epiphany, feeling much like Columbus when he discovered Ohio. I'm Chlamydia Burns, a southern gal from Chatanooga working as an Olive Garden server, befitting my Vanderbilt education. But enough about me. I'm thirty-six, single, auburn hair, hippy, (sounds so much better than big-assed) buxom (which doesn't sound better than 'big tits'). I was tossing and turning at 1:42 AM. Restless. Needy. Internet down and bored with my fingers. I was looking for neither a...

Patton Pending

Patton Pending Tyler Spence was an enigma, a blond, blue-eyed ruggedly handsome man the women loved but couldn't snare. Not that he was a player, just the opposite. Women found him a consummate and considerate sexual partner but never a lover. The perfect gentleman he never made promises he didn't keep and never bragged about his liasons. The women talked about him though and his apparent disinterest in a long-term relationship didn't stop them from trying. Each was sure that she...

Clowning Around

Union StationIt was a lousy place for a clown. Lauren felt smug as she stood in Union Station in her clown suit. It had a red nose and big, floppy, yellow shoes. She felt a weird combination of anonymity and conspicuousness.She could see her husband Ryan in the distance on a stairway. He was shooting a video of her as people swarmed past her. Most thought nothing of a clown standing in the middle of Union Station.Some made humorous comments: “Hey, quit clowning around and get on your train!”...

Late Night Conversation

Late night Conversation "Hey, what's wrong?" "I'm scared." "About what?" "About what we talked about today." "The... changes you'll be going through soon?" "Uh-huh. Its really going to happen? I'm going to change into a woman?" "Yes. But it'll be okay. I'm a woman, and I do fine." "Its not that. Its just ... everything about me will be different. The way I look, the clothes I wear, even how I think about things ... like boys and men, right?" "True, but why is that...

Of Kinks Repose and Awakening By Sleepy The Dwarf

Now I lay me down to sleep,Wishing she would take a peek,If I die before I conclude,She will not find me in the nude.Now I lay me down to sleep… Well, that’s when I express my kink. Sometimes I also do it when I’m awake but I always, always, always, do it when I go to bed. I don’t think it qualifies as a fetish. It’s certainly a fixation; but according to Merriam Webster (the dictionary, not the lady from the flower shop), fixation is the second definition of fetish and not the first. I don’t...

The Lucky One Part 4

The Lucky One, Part 4 (Well, Ladies and Gentlemen, and all beings in between, this is the conclusion of the exciting origin of the Fantastic Fluke, "the luckiest person alive." Without further ado, let's join today's adventure, already in progress....) It was a dark and stormy night.... (Umm, Fluke? Dot here. Just what are you doing?) (I got bored waiting for you, so I thought I would get started without you) (Fluke, leave the writing to professionals, okay?) (Fine. Should...

As Advertised

“You and I both know you’ve been a naughty girl. Drop me a line and I’ll soon turn you “bottom up” and bare-bottom spank you to tears.”I close my computer then open it again for the hundredth time. Over and over I’m drawn back words in the ad. Then, quickly, before I can change my mind I send an email."Hi, I am a fifty-five year old woman that requires regular discipline.”I jump, as almost as quickly as I hit send, the email notification signal rang indicating a response. Opening the email, I...

The Soldier from the Mirror Part 3

The Soldier in the Mirror Part 3 By Tanya H. 11. Kissing Box. (Did nobody see that coming?) When I got back to work after The Woman Course the transfer request I'd asked for has come through - amazing how smartly the Army moves when mental health kicks in. I'm given a couple of weeks notice of a posting to an attack helicopter regiment. My skiing course has come in too, I'll be off to Bavaria once the snows are ready. All in all, things are looking up. It's a tradition in the...

Beauty and The Sexy Beast

Once upon a time there was a beautiful young woman named Bellezza, but everyone who knew her called her Elle. She was a princess who lived alone in a castle in an enchanted forest with only her horse. She was surrounded by a colorful garden and large trees. Elle was far from town and felt lonely in seclusion. She tended to her garden, fed her horse, and read books, but nothing seemed to truly satisfy her.Elle would often stare out the window and daydream about riding her horse onto the...

Mr Spanky Goes to Heaven

I couldn't believe I was sitting in church, wearing a suit and tie. Debbie sat beside me in a frilly pink and white dress, a silly pink hat on her head. It was 1971, and that's how people dressed on Sundays, way back then. I hadn't been to church in over ten years. It wasn't Deb I was trying to impress. It was her older sister, Karen, who was my goddess. I knew Karen would never have anything to do with a guy like me unless she got to know me first. I wasn't all that good looking, and I...

Black Ring IV

Black Ring IV (Direct Sequel to Black Ring I) A few weeks after the wedding, I fell back into my usual routine. Most mornings, I found myself naked next to Chris' naked body. Since the wedding, when Jill tricked me into having sex with Chris, I hadn't touched the man in any affectionate matter. He seemed understanding about our weird situation. I almost felt sorry for him. I would be pissed if my wife only loved me half the time. I put on white underwear reserved for me and put on...

Princess by Default Episode 5

Princess by Default: Chapter-XI By Noel Lexicon Return of a very bad penny 10 days later: ?Robin, that looks smashing,? I said. And it did. She had on a silk sundress with matching gold sandals. Her beautiful tan and healthy figure set the dress off spectacularly. What made my heart race was her smile. It was so full of happiness I could scarcely believe how vivacious and loving she was. The door opened and a male I couldn?t place entered. ?Which of you is Lady Jasmine??...

The Layby

I have been here, in this spot, for a very long time. I wasn’t always in the state I am in now. I have changed over time, and time has treated me, shall we say, inconsistently.Inconsistently may be a strange word to explain time, but bear with me.I have witnessed many things in all my states of being. In the good old days, when I was something other than I am now, I only knew of birds and insects and animals, of all varieties. They populated me, lived with me, and I with them. I called them my...

The Stone Of Melee

THE STONE OF MELEE by Anthony Durrant As I was hiking through the forest outside the town, I walked by an old sulphur mine that had long since been played out, and was now nothing more than a big hole in the ground, covered by tree branches and other vegetation. Quickening my stride, I walked away and left the old sulphur mine behind. After walking past a pair of twin trees joined at the roots, I hiked into a clearing where I saw what I thought was a...

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“Well, it’s over.” Roger Jones tossed his keys on the table near the door. “She doesn’t want to have anything to do with me anymore.” Roger slouched his way into the living room, hands in the pockets of his chinos. His roommate sat on the couch wearing a grey sweatshirt and a pair of plaid boxer shorts. “Sheila? Now there’s a shocker,” said Dennis between slurps of breakfast cereal. “Ohhhhh… Roger, honey, I’m sorry,” called Ellen from the kitchen. “What happened, sweetie?” “She was quite...

Another Notch On His Bedpost Chapter 1

Seriously I don’t know how it happened. It wasn’t my fault, and I didn’t encourage her.Sorry, let me start at the beginning.I’d had dated Trudy on an off for a few years. We had finally split up a few weeks ago. She was a lovely lady, but there were just some things about her that were hard work. She wanted to spend time with her friends and time with me. That is not such a bad thing but after we had been dating for over three years she still wouldn’t move in with me and for me, seeing her...

Our First Time

We are used to reading the stories on here about couples first times at clubs or meeting others and they always seem to have been the perfect meet.Here is our story of our first meet.We had discussed for many years, our fantasies about swinging and having sex with other people, but had never felt ready to make the next step.On a lovely Sunday morning in August we decided to take a walk along the beach. The sand was clean, soft and the waves gently rolled up the beach. We walked hand in hand and...

Threading the Needle

Threading the Needle By Lainie Lee "Where did you learn to sew?" "My mother taught me. And I can't sew, putting a button back on isn't sewing, it's mending." "Whatever." "Hold still." "Weren't you a guy back then?" "I guess so, a sissy little boy, at least. Would you believe it better if I said my drill sergeant taught me?" "He did?" "Sort of. My mom, my aunts and my drill sergeant." "All at the same time?" "No, silly. Hold still or I'll sew this button to your...

Runaway

This story is dedicated to the great Elaine, who is bright and kind and generous. Disclaimer: This story is copyrighted by the author and may not be reproduced, reprinted or reposted without the express consent of Jane Howard. Although there is no sex in this story, it depicts a budding romantic relationship between two male teens, one of whom is transgendered. If such a premise offends you, please don't read it. RUNAWAY By Jane Howard copyright 2003 She had decided to...

Big Brother s Little Sister

Big Brother's Little Sister by dkb A jagged, expressionist style symbol of an eye fills the screen above the title "Big Brother" and a pounding dance music theme blares out, its undertones of menace blunted by familiarity. The abstract animated title sequence gives way to a montage of scenes of listless young people lounging, frolicking and arguing in and around a low, sprawling compound decorated in an eclectic mix of kitsch styles, a bizarre cross between army barracks and...

Young Bess Part Five

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Gary s Golf Outng Chapter 7 Gary s first Hole in One

Gary's Golf "Outing" Chapter 7 -- Gary's First Hole In One We laughed and giggled all the way back to the condo like three teen-aged school girls. The breeze up my skirt, the vibrator buzzing in my "pussy," the full moon, and the remembrance of what I had just done were causing me to lose control. Experience-wise, I was a teen-aged school girl, and I wanted to experience everything teen-aged school girls did. "I can't believe I'm a real honest to goodness cock sucker now," I...

Bashful Must Be Destroyed

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King Arthur in the Adventures of Cameltoe Part 2

Chapter5 Arthur’s Story After dinner I walked the gardens to help digest my food. Despite the fine smells my head was elsewhere. My mind was a filled court politics. Everyone was at each other’s throats. The problems were building for me now. On top of ruling my kingdom, I had Guinevere heartbroken after being found having an affair, now I had my trusted knight telling me to sack my chief magician. I couldn’t believe Lancelot wanted to sack my old friend, Merlin. Yes he was as useless as...

Blue Light Special

The train seemed like it would run on forever. Sitting in his black and white police cruiser, several cars back waiting in line, police officer, Bugs Parr, squirmed impatiently in his seat. Leaning forward, he stretched his neck to see if he could see the end of the long noisy freight train. “Goddamn if that ain’t the longest fuckin’ train I’ve seen in ages,” Sergeant Wilson said as he rolled his passenger side window down and spit. Hanging his arm out the window he sucked his teeth and said,...

Toby s Sexual Journey Chapter 1 Still a Wanker

Toby was new at the paper, straight from his journalism degree. It was a local paper, a rag in all honesty, but it was a start. Most of his new colleagues were hacks, but worse than that they were fat, old and ugly. This was normally not a problem for Toby who was partial to storing a mature plumper in the wank bank in his college days. But this collection of co-workers were so foul the thought of even one of them would cancel out the effects of a Viagra overdose. All of them except for...

Second Parable of the Lezwitch

SECOND PARABLE OF THE LEZWITCH. BY CASSANDRA ANACONDA MORRISON The Lez Witch and her friend the Astonishing Stephanie were walking through a wooded area somewhere near Northfield, Minnesota, the exact location of which must remain a closely guarded secret lest any of my readers be moved to move there... Minnesota is NOT for everybody. It was a cold and gruesome day in early June and the wolves were noticeably unhappy, upset, and very VERY ravenous. But the L. W. and the A. S. took...

The Missing Person Caper

Growing up a lesbian and very introspective about my career possibilities, I knew I didn't want to teach gym, because that was a stereotype that would eventually lead to shame and/or incarceration. Then one night I had an epiphany while watching "The Maltese Falcon"...I would be a private eye, a shamus in forties vernacular. Fresh out of THE Ohio State, armed with a worthless degree, I plopped down borrowed money for an office in Cincinnati, directly across from Skyline chili, causing my...

Letters To Santa

Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas! And welcome to another episode of Letters To Santa, the show where I read letters form viewers like you on the air. Now before I read this weeks letters, I've got some old business to address. First is the investigation by the authorities about my workshop claiming that it was a sweatshop staffed by children working for little or no pay. Seriously? Staffed by children? I guess they've never seen elves before. Well anyway, that's been resolved. Santa only had to pay...

Pop My Cork

Bob's anger and disappointment built as he moved about the prop room cleaning and dusting the myriad items that had graced the stage over the past 30 years. A stage, it appeared, that would never be graced by his presence. Once again his hopes had been dashed by an audition in which his scrawny undersized body was deemed too pathetic next to the lithe and buff competition. No matter that he could dance rings around them and sing like an angel - and that was another problem, his voice....

Abduction Blues

ABDUCTION BLUES. by Cassandra Anaconda Morrison This is what happened: It was late one cold and comfortless night when I first noticed the bright light in the Western Sky. It was hovering at about tree level and?for the life of me?I couldn't quite figure out what it was. It didn't seem to be an airplane?at least?not an airplane such as I had ever seen before. So I just stood there shivering on the porch and staring at it. Finally I could stand it no longer. "I'll just...

Closer Than Brothers

I’ve always had this thing for my little brother’s wife; young, attractive, intellectual, and I suppose, coquettish would be a good adjective for her.Sure, I love my wife and wouldn’t want to change her for anyone. But every time I see those two little dimples in the small of my sister-in-law’s back, my mind turns to the ovaries that lay somewhere behind them, and I just so want to impregnate them.My wife, Justine, and I are a little ahead of Mark and Sarah in the family stakes. We have a boy...

Young Bess Part One

I want to thank the great (and patient) Elaine for her valuable ideas and assistance in the early development of this story. Young Bess Part One By Jane Howard I was born on the second day of January 1701. It irritated me no end that I had not been born on the first of January 1700 and thus been the first baby born in the eighteenth century. I did not realize then, as I do now, that I was even closer to my goal than I had realized, because 1700 was actually nothing more than the...

The Survey Says

SURVEY SAYS Copyright 2003 by Scott K. Jamison (This story may be posted to free websites and archives, provided copyright notices are not removed or altered.) "Get outta my way, you stupid freshie!" Ham pushed the offending student out of his way, ignoring the squeak of protest. Everyone knew seniors had right of way, especially seniors on the all-state wrestling team. Ham's next class was all the way on the other end of the building, so he didn't have time for idiots in...

Montie and Edward 2

Chapter 2 Somewhere in Rural England - June 1928 Now that Colonel Pickering and Lady Entwhistle's overall plans for Witherspoon Hall's week long fete celebrating the 500th anniversary of the consecration of the estate's private chapel in 1428 had at last been agreed, well before the stunning and momentous arrival of Priscilla the day before, even though it was barely 8am preparations in anticipation of the several hundred important invited county guests due in three week's time,...

Do Boobs Prove Intelligent Design

Do Boobs Prove Intelligent Design? By Cal Y. Pygia Breasts are remarkable structures. Not only are they functional, but they're also beautiful, with a design that's truly hard to beat (although, among gay guys, the penis and testicles are likely to demonstrate superior inventions). I wouldn't be surprised if breasts become a new linchpin in the age-old cosmological argument, or argument from design, which suggests that the intelligent design that's evident in the universe...

SRU Ditzyness

Ditzyness - An SRU story Copyright 2000 by Samantha Michelle. All rights reserved. Permission given to post on FictionMania and Crystal's Story Site. Constructive comments appreciated. Please send comments to: [email protected] ---------- I was doing my typical dateless Saturday routine. Visit the mall, buy some books, and watch the scenery. And scenery there was, because with the temperatures heading for the nineties, every girl in town seemed bent on indecent...

An Idea To Make Some Money

Author's note: Although this story may be based in the Ranma universe, there are no characters from there in this story. I have borrowed the background of the story, mainly to set up the basis for this story. And I apologize to all fans if I do not get parts of the story correct. That being said.... An Idea To Make Some Money By Mister Double U Han and Chow walked silently along the path. Things were not good for the pair. You see, they were petty criminals and their life of...

Jacinta part 7

"Okay then," I say to myself as I stare at the mountain of paperwork in front of me. "One written assignment, one practical assignment and about two hundred photos, and roughly a week in which to do them. Easy." "Umm... They don't have to be in until December," Katie reminds me. "Unless you plan on spending all of next week working and all your free time AFTER next week partying? Because, you know, I can kinda get behind THAT, it's just- you know? I'm probably going to be either...

Disciplining Frank Leigh

This story only available on Lush Stories. Dedicated to a humble man and a lovely friend.It isn’t every day one wins the chance to meet one’s favourite writer, and the women of certain lusty circles had been ready to scratch each other's eyes out over the charity competition. For a mere 3,000 (or $4653.90) donation, anybody with the cash and will to write a poem could enter and be in with a chance to meet Frank Leigh. Nobody remembers if there was a second prize. Or a third. Who cared, when...

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