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The names contained in this story are purely fictional. Any resemblance to specific real-life persons is unintentional and purely coincidental. This is intended as a lighthearted farce and not meant to serve as a serious criticism of any persons, opinions, or ideas. This may be archived/posted anywhere. Just give credit where credit is due, thanks! The Ultraboard By Pretzelgirl Subj: TG ALERT!! Posted By: Daphne Bee Time: Monday 08:36.44 On next episode of "Inedible Bulk: The Teenage Years" the Bulk encounters Power Princess and the previews you can hear him say, "I wish I were a woman to fight you!" Check local listings for time and channel, true believers! Subj: Re: TG ALERT!! Posted By: Wandering Wanda Time: Monday 08:45.18 I'm not sure I caught the TG in the preview I saw. But it should be a good episode nevertheless. Power Princess is played by '80s popstar Siouxsie Sexuality. Even if there's no TG, should be one for the VCR ladies 'n girls! Subj: Re: Re: TG ALERT!! Posted By: Lila Mighty Time: Monday 08:58.30 Siouxise Sexuality is eye-candy. Not sure why'd you'd WANT to watch this. It's a dumb, predictable show, and the addition of a has-been porn-star doesn't pique my curiosity any! Subj: Re: Re: Re: TG ALERT!! Posted By: Daphne Bee Time: Monday 09:12.11 But wouldn't be kewl if Inedible Bulk had to bodyswap with Power Princess? I know I'd dream of being Siouxsie Sexuality and to have her breasts and wear that pink spandex outfit! Subj: I had a Dream last night! Posted By: Star-Boy Time: Monday 10:10.40 That reminds me of a dream I had last night - I was in home-room at high school, only I was dressed as a Catholic schoolgirl in plaid skirt, tight sweater, and knee socks. Everyone acted like this was normal for me (I wish!) Then our teacher came in, only he was Gerald Ford in a gorilla suit. He started teaching us about 19th century French poetry, but I couldn't keep up. The kid sitting next to me started to laugh and call me dumb. That was when I noticed he was a local bully I know, only now he had my mom's voice. Suddenly I noticed I was only wearing bra and panties! I got scared and ran out of the room, only to find I was now on the set of a gameshow hosted by the Pope. He asked me to name the capital of Upper Volta, and when I couldn't he ordered two giant robot guards to toss me into a pit of red jell-o where I was beaten with a riding crop by SIOUXSIE SEXUALITY in a pink spandex outfit! Subj: Re: I had a Dream last night! Posted By: Ziggy Freudust Time: Monday 15:06.12 Um ... Dude ... YOU HAVE ISSUES! ... get help. Subj: Re: Re: I had a Dream last night! Posted By: Sarkastika Time: Monday 15:06.12 Issues? This guy has got a complete subscription! Subj: Re: I had a Dream last night! Posted By: Orange Julius Hatfield 3 Time: Monday 17:42.41 High school kids shouldn't be here. Read the disclaimer on the entry page -- if you're not old enough, don't come around here no more. See you in a few years Star-Boy! Subj: Re: Re: I had a Dream last night! Posted By: The Reverend Harriet Heat Time: Monday 18:02.24 Now waitaminute, that's not fair! Star-Boy didn't say anything about being underage ... he/she/it just rambled incoherently about some silly dream. I'm older than dirt personally, with one foot in the grave and another on a banana peel, but I still sometimes have dreams about my youth. Give the poor schmoe the benefit of the doubt before you jump down somebody's throat! Subj: Re: Re: Re: I had a Dream last night! Posted By: anonymous Time: Monday 19:30.40 people who lie about their age suck! Subj: IB Bodyswap with Power Princess Posted By: Comica Time: Monday 10:48.02 This plot already happened. In IB #32 (Dec, '68) the Bulk is adversely affected by Purple Argonite and becomes a clone of Power Princess. The transformation is brief (SPOILER WARNING - and a dream sequence!) but it actually happened. Subj: Re: IB Bodyswap with Power Princess Posted By: Reminessa Time: Monday 12:07.53 Actually it happened several times. The folk at Majestic Comics seem to have been addicted to TG issues in the late '60s. By my count, Purple Argonite changed Bulk into a woman on no less than 17 occasions (not counting your cited example, which I consider apocryphal since it happens in a dream sequence!) Subj: Re: Re: IB Bodyswap with Power Princess Posted By: Atomic Duchess Time: Monday 12:15.03 A childhood favorite of mine was always the issue where argonite made Bulk grow a second head which was female and controlled Bulk when he was sleeping, making him knock over a museum and dress in a victorian gown. Especially I remember the scene of Bulk's two-headed body struggling with a corset. Thanks for bringing back a precious childhood memory! Subj: Re: Re: IB Bodyswap with Power Princess Posted By: Inedible Bulk Time: Monday 13:55.02 Bulk remember those days. Bulk was going through tough time. Was wrestling with demons. Finally smash and kill them all. Bulk feel MUCH better now! ;) Subj: Re: Re: IB Bodyswap with Power Princess Posted By: Vanilla_Fitzgerald Time: Monday 17:13.52 What's up with this?!? This is the 8th time this month we've had a thread dealing with TG-content in crappy '60s Majestic comics! Get a life and stop "alerting" us to the same tired garbage. Man, this makes me so angry!! You all suck! Subj: Re: Re: Re: IB Bodyswap with Power Princess Posted By: Chantilly Lace Time: Monday 18:12.37 Hey, Vanilla! When are you going to post more stories? I loved your "Alice's Adventures In Hooker's Ass Land" series and hope you'll write more and complete the 36-part series you started sometime soon. I haven't seen a new addition since part two was posted back in 1994. Please post more! I'm your biggest fan! Subj: Re: Re: Re: Re: IB Bodyswap with Power Princess Posted By: blackpearl Time: Monday 18:34.30 I think Fanatafiction needs a new policy prohibiting authors from posting multi-part stories before the entire saga has been completed. Too many writers are biting off more than they can chew and never completing their own stories! This is unfair to us readers. Why should we waste our time reading one or two parts of a multi-part story that never gets finished because some author is too lazy to finish his/her own work?!? I demand more! Subj: Multi-Part Stories Posted By: Professor Patricia (Think-Tank Volunteer) Time: Monday 18:47.40 Your idea has been proposed before and been considered by the Fanatafiction Think-Tank. In the end, we felt this might discourage new authors from posting. So we've opted to keep the guidelines of what Fanatafiction will publish very loose. I'm sorry if this causes some readers occasional vexation, but I hope you can see how this is necessary to encouraging developing young talent. Perhaps you could leave some feedback with some of your favorite writers offering encouragement towards their completing some of these unfinished gems. We've got some imaginative, clever, well-written stories out there, and I'd certainly encourage everyone to give 'em a closer look! :) Subj: Re: IB Bodyswap with Power Princess Posted By: Marvella Time: Monday 17:11.53 Check your facts, Comica! It wasn't IB#32 (which is December 69, not 68 anyways, sheesh!) The story you're referring to appeared in "Wrath of the Inedible Bulk" issue #12, and that was Dec 1968. I hate it when people don't know what they're talking about! Subj: Re: Re: IB Bodyswap with Power Princess Posted By: Spooky_Little_Girl_347718 Time: Monday 17:53.12 I agree with Marvella! People shouldn't be allowed to post on the ultraboard if they can't at least take the time to get the facts right. It's easy, in today's world of internet search engines, too! Learn to use Wahoo or Gajillion to search correct details before you post next time. Inaccurate people suck! Subj: Re: Re: Re: IB Bodyswap with Power Princess Posted By: Riotious Grrl Time: Monday 18:03.44 Hey, take all your negativity and flaming into the Mush-Hole where it belongs, dumbass! The Ultraboard is for constructive, on-topic comments, not this neverending nitpicking! Negative people suck! Subj: Serious Overhaul of Mush-Hole Needed Posted By: Dora the Retriever Time: Monday 18:17.08 This raises a serious concern that is doubtless on the forefront of everyone's mind: the dangerous rise in flaming and personal attacks taking place in the Mush-Hole. This has clear and present consequences for the Ultraboard, as evidenced by the increasing number of garbage posts and vicious attacks spilling over here. Obviously, we are all deeply vexed over the immature behavior of one or two people (they KNOW who they are!) There is clearly but one solution and all intelligent people agree Fanatafiction has NO FUTURE unless a new, complex system of registration, password encryptions, and identification software is immediately implemented! Thank you. Subj: Re: Serious Overhaul of Mush-Hole Needed Posted By: Nora the Destoya Time: Monday 19:04.55 Ridiculous! If anything, it's the Ultraboard itself that needs to be immediately eliminated. This forum serves no valuable function. It is a redundant cesspool of repetitive whining and inane griping. Fanatafiction would be a stronger place without any of the tripe posted right HERE on the Ultraboard. Eliminate the mush-hole, and take this board down with it, too! Subj: Re: Re: Serious Overhaul of Mush-Hole Needed Posted By: Candorina Time: Monday 19:22.02 How DARE you say such a thing, Nora? Your suggestion is moronic and without any merit! If you'd ever GO to the Mush Hole you'd see instantly how perfectly innocent writers who are widely respected and esteemed by EVERYONE here are, for absolutely no reason, attacked visciously and mercilessly. They deserve better! I am offended and insulted by your callous, foolhardy, head-in-the-sand attitude! You and your ilk are responsible for aggravating and making the problem worse! You should be ashamed of yourself, you miserable excuse for a human being. You make me sick!!! **Hugs 'n Kisses** ... Signed, Candorina Subj: Re: Re: Re: Serious Overhaul of Mush-Hole Needed Posted By: anonymous Time: Monday 23:16.04 you both suck! Subj: The Mush-Hole Posted By: Professor Patricia (Think-Tank Volunteer) Time: Monday 23:39.51 On the recommendation of a Committee recently formed to present to the Think-Tank council the findings of the Board supervising the Commission charged with oversight of the Bureau handling Mush-Hole operations, we have decided to eliminate the Mush-Hole from Fantafiction. Thanks, and now that this controversy is behind us, may I recommend checking out some of the great new stories we've recently posted? :) Subj: New Stories Posted By: Swiss Priss Time: Monday 23:47.47 All the new stories being posted SUCK! What happened to this place? Fanatafiction used to have GREAT stories! Now everything is derivative and tired -- a formulaic rehash of maybe ten or twelve old GOOD original stories from back in the Golden Days. Did the writers run out of good ideas or have all the GOOD authors just retired and left this place? All I ever see these days are short, badly written, jerk-off fantasies riddled with typos and poor grammar. Damn, I miss the old days... Subj: Re: New Stories Posted By: anonymous Time: Monday 23:49.30 today sucks! Subj: Re: TG ALERT!! Posted By: yakahara_omigudzi Time: Monday 10:44.09 I'm sorry, but this plot is TOTALLY stolen from the fine anim? film "To Gowa Suchi Waku," in which Ubusan must become female in order to honorably battle with Ko-Zu, the winged mutant schoolgirl from the future and her pet robot gerbil who transforms into a toaster. It's sad that no one else recognized this blatant rip-off... Subj: Re: Re: TG ALERT!! Posted By: Larry Jane Time: Monday 11:15.16 That's really not a plot. It's just an excuse for a transformation. Nothing has been stolen from anyone. Subj: Re: Re: Re: TG ALERT!! Posted By: Pokahan the Elder Time: Monday 13:08.55 Why does everyone ALWAYS jump all over the manga fans?!?! Just because you're a pathetic, loser, 40-year old fat virgin living in his mom's basement is NO REASON to attack good anime that you've never even given a try! You people who leap to assumptions make me so ANGRY! Subj: Re: Re: Re: Re: TG ALERT!! Posted By: Otaku Time: Monday 13:10.42 This is highly inaccurate, and I must set the facts straight! We are *NOT* "manga fans" ... we are Otaku, a word that comes from the honorific for another's family, and which can also used be an honorific 2nd person pronoun. Originally, it is from old Japanese Leipo, but the modern slang, which can be distinguished from older use by being written just in hiragana or katakana, first appeared in the 1980s, being coined by Akio Nakamori in the 1983 series "Otaku No Kenkyu", where it is observed this address was strangely common among nerds and geeks. Only around 1989 did the nomenclature entered general use in Japan, possibly popularized by Nakamori's "M No Jidai", wherein the word is applied to serial killer Tsutomu Miyazaki, a loner obsessed with pornographic anime and manga (which is known to the Western Hemisphere who know no better as hentai), thus creating a huge taboo of a formerly innocuously innocent term. Subj: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: TG ALERT!! Posted By: anonymous Time: Monday 13:13.43 you-san suck-san! Subj: Re: TG ALERT!! Posted By: ghost_ryder Time: Monday 11:04.27 This episode sure sounds like a great plot. Why not write a story about it? I think it's got great potential. Someone here should write it up and submit it to Fanatafiction! I'd do it myself, but I don't have any writing ability. :( Subj: Re: Re: TG ALERT!! Posted By: QueenKaladaria Time: Monday 11:15.08 Your idea is dumb. Until I read your suggestion, I didn't realize it was possible for an idea to both suck AND blow! You're a loser! Subj: Shameless Plug Posted By: Ella-Gance Time: Monday 11:32.36 I already wrote a story very similar to this, though the Inedible Bulk only plays a minor role in it. Please look up and read, "Colonel Patriot and the Amazing Day of Villainous Mixups!" It includes cameos from all the major Majestic Comics titles, including appearances by Bulk and Power Princess! And please leave a review when you read it ... it's been online since the mid '90s and has only got 1 review so far! :( Subj: Re: Shameless Plug Posted By: Witchazel Time: Monday 14:16.29 Not all of us have TIME to leave reviews for every stupid story we read. Quit whining about not getting reviews! Sheesh, every time you turn around in this place, some author is either bitching about NOT getting any reviews or about getting mean/harsh reviews. You can't have it both ways. If I gave you my honest opinion of your story, Ella-Gance, then you'd just start bitching about being flamed or something. Grow up and shut up! Subj: I'm Tired of All the Fighting! Posted By: Master_Lord_of_Destruction2000 Time: Monday 17:34.18 Your negative name-calling offends me and makes me sick. All you people act like a bunch of whiney, stupid, immature BABIES and you've totally destroyed any and all enjoyment of fanatafiction for me. Thanks a lot for RUINING EVERYTHING FOREVER you rotten, arrogant, mean-spirited, cruddy, foul-mouthed, dirty, no good, name-calling, chicklet-lobed geektarded weirdork losers!!!!!!! I hate people who can't be nice! Subj: Re: I'm Tired of All the Fighting! Posted By: anonymous Time: Monday 17:43.20 mean people suck! Subj: Re: Shameless Plug Posted By: Amandaconda Time: Monday 14:33.09 I read your story, Ella-Gance and I have to say I'm shocked and appalled! I'm posting my review here on the Ultraboard in hopes the Fanatafiction Think-Tank will see this and reconsider their foolish policy in permitting such filth to be published! Your "story" depicts flagrant drug use by the Inedible Bulk when he uses highly illegal narcotics to subdue and interrogate the villain Magenta Headbone. Such drugs are ILLEGAL in the United States and your depiction of a hero being associated with such vices makes me sick! Fanatafiction should NEVER publish anything that condones breaking a law, and unless your story is IMMEDIATELY purged from Fantafiction, I will be instructing the Think Tank to remove my own stories from here, as I do not wish to be associated with a website that would offer stories promoting immoral, unethical, grossly unpatriotic, not to mention highly illegal acts!!! You're a criminal for writing such a story and you belong in jail! Subj: Re: Shameless Plug Posted By: Clair-Missya Time: Monday 14:53.09 Here is why I did not leave a review for you, Ella: every night for the past seven years I have made a ritual of reading precisely 130.6kb of transgender stories off Fanatafiction, then downing a pint a chamomile tea, donning a satin peach negligee, and sleeping on my stomach. But I STILL have not spontaneously transformed into a buxom, red-haired showgirl!!! What am I doing wrong? Why are these stories not helping me to become magically changed into a woman? I'm getting very disillusioned and will stop reading anything from this site soon. Unless your story can change me, I will not leave a review for you. Sorry. Subj: Story Reviews Posted By: Madame Sexulina Time: Monday 15:18.21 At least you GOT a review, Ella. I have posted 97 stories to Fanatafiction over the past 3 weeks. And I've yet to receive a single review! Is anyone reading my stories?!?! Subj: Re: Story Reviews Posted By: anonymous Time: Monday 16:44.07 no, cuz you suck! Subj: Consider Your Audience! Posted By: Simone & Simone Time: Monday 15:30.44 I love your stories Ella-Gance, but comic-book stories are kinda specialized and not likely to draw huge crowds. Don't you think you should write some more mainstream fiction that would appeal to a wider segment of people? I think I speak for many when I say we're all craving more stories about age-regressed construction workers who encounter magic kewpie dolls that transform them into pairs of charcoal-grey ribbed tights. Let's get with the program and avoid niche-writing! Subj: 'PETTICOAT PALACE' WEBSITE UPDATED!!! Posted By: Eartha Lite Time: Monday 16:04.30 Ella-Gance, why not submit your story to the Petticoat Palace, Fanatafiction's wonderful companion site administered by Yours Truly? We've just updated the site recently and I thought I'd take this opportunity to invite EVERYONE to come on in! I can't promise you more reviews, but it never hurts to post your stories to lots of diff't websites! :) Subj: Re: Re: Re: Re: TG ALERT!! Posted By: Urban L? Djenn Time: Monday 12:06.53 I wrote a story very similar to this already and submitted it to the Fanatafiction Think-Tank, but they never published it. How long do I have to wait to have it appear here? Subj: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: TG ALERT!! Posted By: Socratina Time: Monday 12:18.41 First things first - Learn to be patient!! The Fanatafiction Think Tank is composed of VOLUNTEERS. Do you understand that word? "Volunteer" means they don't get paid, but still devote all their time and energy to posting your dumb little stories. It's about time you learned to become more grateful and thankful to them. Without the volunteers, NO stories would EVER be published! The hard-working Think Tank volunteers deserve more respect than this constant whining and griping about "how long do I have to wait to have my story published and get instant gratification" crap from you writers! BAH! You make me sick! Subj: Volunteers Posted By: She-La Time: Monday 13:18.07 I agree! And I'm so sick of stupid, ungrateful writers coming around and thinking their stories deserve to be immediately published! I'm neither an author nor a volunteer myself, so when I judge other people I'm objective. And I say it's the hard-working volunteers who do all of the REAL work around here, and you ignorant writers seem to be unaware of that! Subj: Re: Volunteers Posted By: Agradable Time: Monday 14:17.33 Both of you are SO right! No one can imagine the workload of all our unpaid, unsung volunteer heroes. Fanatfiction has thousands of stories submitted each month, and just a handful of volunteers. Their job is considerably more difficult, challenging, and worthy than any of the stupid authors out there. And yet no one seems to appreciate them! Subj: Re: Re: Volunteers Posted By: I'll_Second_That_Emotion Time: Monday 17:14.04 Amen to that! Why is it NO ONE ever notices and appreciates the Think-Tank's hardworking volunteers? They get totally ignored around here! No one EVER mentions them and how crucially important they are! No one ever sings their praises or gives them ANY recognition! I'm sick and tired of this oversight! Our volunteers deserve some attention! Subj: Re: Re: Re: Volunteers Posted By: anonymous Time: Monday 18:04.59 you suck! Subj: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: TG ALERT!! Posted By: Professor Patricia (Think-Tank Volunteer) Time: Monday 13:11.12 Urban L? Djenn, your story was received by the Fantafiction Think-Tank and is being formatted. It should appear sometime this week. We try to keep up with the workload. Thanks for your submission, and keep writing! In the meantime, I urge everyone to look up and read some of the many high-quality stories already posted here. Fantafiction is lucky to have such great stories, authors, readers, posters, and volunteers. :) Subj: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: TG ALERT!! Posted By: Bonita_Chiquita_Juanita Time: Monday 16:44.34 Speaking of stories to look forward to, please allow me to announce that the rumors you've all heard are true - I'm writing a story for a contest from another website. This will be a revolutionary and visionary story far superior to what other authors on fanatafiction post. Mine is a brilliant satire of Professor Patricia and her overzealous Think Tank thought police finally getting what they deserve for their ruthless suppression of free speech! But before I write this, I need a guarantee of assurance from fanatafiction that it will get posted and not brutally censored, and I also need some reviews in advance from people here. Think Tank, unless you write back and promise to publish my story and unless the readers promise in advance to read and write reviews of it, you're all going to miss out on the most brilliant story to ever come this way! Subj: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: TG ALERT!! Posted By: anonymous Time: Monday 18:14.22 advance review, sight unseen - you suck and so does your story Subj: Re: Re: TG ALERT!! Posted By: Cleopatton Time: Monday 13:23.18 Waitaminute - you're suggesting ideas for OTHER people to write? Dammit, if you've no ability, DON'T bother suggesting stuff for other writers! They're busy with their own backlog of stories and the last thing they need is an onslaught of dumb ideas from self-proclaimed bad writers. Good writers are people with more than just ideas - they're people willing to put WORK behind a good idea. Do you think stories come from thin air? Authors put effort and sweat into each kilobyte they write! They spend hours, days, weeks, and months turning ideas into stories. Think it's easy? TRY IT! But with the dumb idea you suggested I doubt it'll amount to much!! Your idea sucks! Subj: Pop-Culture Story Posted By: NancyPants Time: Monday 15:07.40 Why not write it? I'll give you two reasons: Legal issues and literary integrity! Pop-Culture stories are inevitably predictable, hackneyed stuff, poorly written and of interest to hard-core fanatics only. Furthermore, "Inedible Bulk" is a copywright owned by Majestic Comics, Limited and I doubt they'd grant permission for you to use their characters in a sick, sexual fantasy just designed to help a couple of losers jack-off. Be original! Make your own characters and write your own stories, people! Subj: Re: Pop-Culture Story Posted By: Greta the Grammarian Time: Monday 15:33.07 BTW, it's spelled "copyright" not "copywright." Sheesh, when will people here either buy a dictionary or at least learn to use Spell-Check? Nothing reduces your credibility like a glaring spelling/punctuation/grammar error! Even if you dimwitted morons don't own dictionaries, you obviously have internet access and can go to websters.com or something! And be careful with accidental typos as well. It greatly detracts from your integrity as a serious author. Subj: Re: Re: Pop-Culture Story Posted By: Jesterette Time: Monday 16:10.33 bad ytpists of the wolrd -- UNTIE! Subj: Re: Re: Pop-Culture Story Posted By: Rembrandt Q. Einstein Time: Monday 17:01.04 While we're on the topic of proper syntax, I'm deeply vexed by the flagrant misuse of exclamation points by authors of Fanatafiction. The title line for this original thread, for example, reads "TG ALERT!!" Now, double exclamation marks are clearly unwarranted, gratuitous, and punctuationally improper. Indeed, the very use of all-caps in the title is unsuitable enough without compounding this grievous miscarriage of language mechanics with the offensively ignorant usage of multiple exclamations. Please take heed, Fanatafiction authors - you woefully damage your credibility when you make reckless use of the tools of language! Subj: Re: Re: Re: Pop-Culture Story Posted By: anonymous Time: Monday 17:52.39 you suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Subj: Re: Re: Re: Pop-Culture Story Posted By: Fresh_Claire04 Time: Monday 18:04.26 On the topic of exclamation marks, I had a number of them changed against my wishes in the recent publication of my story, "Six She-Males in Search of a Dominatrix." A well-meaning volunteer changed all occurrences of exclamation marks in my story into periods, question marks, and semi-colons. Maybe this is correct grammar, but it kinda bugs me that it was done without my consent. Anyone else had this problem? Subj: Re: Re: Re: Re: Pop-Culture Story Posted By: Lemonasquerade Time: Monday 18:13.03 It is the responsibility of all Think Tank Volunteers to make writers look as good as possible. We HAVE to fix poorly written copy submitted by well-meaning authors lacking in skill. We only make the barest minimum of alterations and only to make you appear better than you are. Subj: Changed Stories Posted By: semibeast333 Time: Monday 18:36.42 I had the last sentence of my story rewritten by a Think Tank Volunteer to completely undo the point of my story. It only happened the one time, many years ago. But I disagree that it made my story look better. Subj: Re: Changed Stories Posted By: Morecheesea Time: Monday 19:13.18 Oh give it UP ALREADY!!! The event in question happened over NINE YEARS AGO!!! In terms of the internet, that's a LIFETIME! LET IT GO!! For all practical purposes by this point, the controversy you're trying to rebirth here may as well have never happened at all! Nobody but you remembers it, and I resent the rotten way you're trying to impugn the integrity of the Think Tank Volunteer in question!! Subj: Re: Changed Stories Posted By: Professor Patricia (Think-Tank) Time: Monday 22.05.15 Since the event in question happened, the Think-Tank has tried very hard to respect author's wishes and not alter any submissions, other than to correct obvious spelling, punctuation, and grammatical errors. I hope this controversy can be put to rest, however I fully respect the author's continued hurt feelings. Fanatafiction tries to be all about fun rather than grudges. I'd urge everyone to take a moment and read some of the fine stories written by the author in question, along with the countless other excellent submissions our authors and volunteers have happily cooperated in posting here! :) Subj: Much Ado About Nothing Posted By: Strawberry Beefcake Time: Monday 23:22.01 I think the Professor's point is this: we argue a bit too much over minutiae, when perhaps it'd be wiser to spend our time and energy writing and reading stories rather than looking for a fight on the Ultraboard? Subj: YOU ARE WRONG! Posted By: Olivia Netwon Spawn Time: Monday 23:36.58 HOW DARE YOU PUT WORDS IN OTHER PEOPLE'S MOUTHS? THE PROFESSOR AND HER VOLUNTEERS CAN SPEAK FOR THEMSELVES WITHOUT YOU AS A MOUTHPIECE! SHUT UP ABOUT STUFF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND AND LEAVE OTHER PEOPLE'S OPINIONS ALONE! Subj: Re: YOU ARE WRONG! Posted By: anonymous Time: Monday 23:41.10 she thinks you suck, too! Subj: Re: Pop-Culture Story Posted By: Stewart-Ess Time: Monday 16:08.45 I agree that pop culture stories are unimaginative, banal, predictable pieces of garbage. In fact, Pop Culture Stories Based on Comic Book Characters are #32 on my list of the top 100 stupidest things Fanatafiction Authors put into their trite, lame-ass, hackneyed pieces of pedestrian pablum! Please, read the rest of my list of the Top 100 Reasons Why the Average Fanatafiction Author has the Brains of a Jar of Mayonnaise on my website at www.terratown.genderville.com and remember that my website is ALL in FUN and is intended to be HUMOROUS, so you damned authors better not send me angry posts bitching about stuff or it just proves you have no sense of humor and are a bunch of obtuse, insensate fascists seeking to censor and destroy FREE SPEECH, you dirty good-for-nothing pieces of nazi filth!!! Thanks, and please enjoy! :) Hugs 'n Kisses to all!! Subj: Re: Re: Pop-Culture Story Posted By: Ceila Tall Time: Monday 17:59.12 I agree. You are all a bunch of a stupid, ignorant, fools without any brains at all! You suck horrifically and this whole post might as well be an enema for the internet with how ridiculously full of retarded nonsense it is!!!! You and anyone who agrees with your lame ass, stupid, utterly moronic ideas are nothing but a bunch of idiotic addle-pated boneheads!!! You Suck! Subj: Re: Re: Re: Pop-Culture Story Posted By: Ceila Tall Time: Monday 18:01.48 Oooooooooooops ... sorry. This was supposed to apply to the post above, not the one I replied to. Sorry! My bad. Subj: Re: Re: Pop-Culture Story Posted By: Anonymous2222 Time: Monday 18:02.44 i HaTe FaNaTaFiCtIoN aNd aLl oF yOu SiCkO rEtArDs. gEt a LiFe yOu bUnCh oF cRuDdY lOsEr-WaNkErS! Subj: Re: Re: Re: Pop-Culture Story Posted By: anonymous Time: Monday 19:14.18 dUdE, yOu sUcK tOo! Subj: Re: TG ALERT!! Posted By: Wild Hostess Time: Monday 09:06.32 I don't get the Wolf-Network in my area - can anyone tape this episode of "Inedible Bulk" for me? I'll compensate you for the trouble! Subj: Taping Inedible Bulk Posted By: Doctor Videa Time: Monday 09:47.12 It's actually a violation of the US Legal Code to tape a TV program for money and ship it across state lines. You could get in big trouble with the FBI if caught. I'd advise you to compensate with something other than money so there's no legal issue involved. Subj: Re: Taping Inedible Bulk Posted By: Bette Iceland Time: Monday 10:50.29 Minor correction on two points, "Doctor": 1) it's not illegal if it's just compensation for cost: what you paid for the videotape itself, and no profit. 2) It MIGHT be illegal to suggest non-monetary compensation. I'm sure you didn't intend to imply anything, but one could construe you wanted a trade of sexual favors, and that IS highly illegal!!! You better start watching what you say in the future!! Subj: Re: Re: Taping Inedible Bulk Posted By: Doctor Videa Time: Monday 10:55.30 Sorry - I wasn't soliciting sexual favors. I'm not sure how you got that idea. I was just thinking that maybe Wild Hostess might have something good on tape that he'd trade a copy of for a copy of episode #F6718 of IB:TGY. Trading videotapes (NOT of sexual porn) is perfectly legal. That's all I meant. Subj: Re: Re: Re: Taping Inedible Bulk Post By: Kateway2000 Time: Monday 11:09.40 Are any of your guys lawyers? Do any of you have the SLIGHTEST clue what the @#$% you're talking about? Unless you have a law degree and are a practicing attorney, you have no right post any of this nonsense garbage about what's legal and what ain't!!! Subj: Porn vs. Erotica Posted By: Quinn N. Out Time: Monday 13:11.32 What do you mean by "Porn"? One person's pornography is another person's serious artistic endeavour. Americans are so uptight when it comes to sexual expression to begin with! No, I don't think Inedible Bulk is pornography (or even erotica!) I've seen reruns of the show and think it's pretty dumb. But I resent the implication that it's superior to sexually explicit films just b/c it's tame, G-Rated, mush! Subj: Re: Porn vs. Erotica Posted By: Samanthem Time: Monday 14:02.25 Watch the Anti-American slurs, Quinn! I don't know what trashy, worthless third-world country you come from because your too cowardly to post your nation-of-origin. But I'll bet America has lots better to offer in quality of life than whatever despotic, tyrannical hole you live in. I'll gladly watch Inedible Bulk rather than "Vicar of Dublin", "Do You Need Service", or any of that crap brits watch! Subj: Re: Re: Porn vs. Erotica Posted By: Greta the Grammarian Time: Monday 15:35.04 Should be "you're too cowardly" not "your too cowardly." Let's watch proper use of contractions in our ethnic slurs! Subj: Re: Re: Porn vs. Erotica Posted By: Lazy Daisy Time: Monday 16:38.22 Insulting other people's culture neither excuses flaws in your own nor will it boost your own status in anyone's eyes. Samanthem & Quinn, you should both be ashamed of yourself for diverting the subject to a debate about nationalism. Let's try to keep on topic! Subj: Re: Re: Re: Porn vs. Erotica Posted By: anonymous Time: Monday 17:11.09 yeah, you both suck! Subj: Re: Re: Porn vs. Erotica Posted By: Sandy Beaches Time: Monday 17:42.41 Wasn't there a TG episode of the BBS programme "Do You Need Service" anyways? Subj: Re: TG ALERT!! Posted By: General Gina Time: Monday 9:47.08 Thanks for the alert, Daphne. And POW! That's another shot against the confederacy. May the TG Union stand forever!! Subj: Re: Re: TG ALERT!! Posted By: Colonel-Commander Crystal Time: Monday 10:29.30 Bah! ... you members of the Union will fall before the pusillanimous might of the CD Confederacy. The tyrannous rule of Gina and her nefarious forces of darkness are numbered. Join the Confederacy now! Subj: Stupid Battles Posted By: In-O-Cent Bystander Time: Monday 13:00.46 I don't get this weird, unending feud between the TG Union and the CD Confederacy. And what does it have to do with Daphne's alert for the upcoming Inedible Bulk episode? Doesn't this stuff belong better in the Mush-Hole than here on the UltraBoard? Subj: Re: Stupid Battles Posted By: Brigadier Becky Time: Monday 14:38.20 It has EVERYTHING to do with Inedible Bulk. Or didn't you hear he works for the TG Union now? ... heh-heh-heh! Subj: Re: Re: Stupid Battles Posted By: Inedible Bulk Time: Monday 15:11.22 It's true ... ugh ... Bulk get draft notice in mail other day. Subj: Re: Stupid Battles Posted By: Major Madeleine Time: Monday 15:16.47 As a duly deputized officer in the CD Confederacy, I heartily take offense at your comments, sir. And I do challenge you to a duel for offending my honor. Pistols at dawn! Subj: Re: Stupid Battles Posted By: [email protected] Time: Monday 15:20.22 I have to agree with In-O-Cent. These weird "battles" have the feel of an inside joke that a couple people get (and perpetuate ad nauseum), but just confuses and excludes the rest of us from your strange little exclusive clique. Either call a truce or move your theatre of operations to the Mush-Hole. Subj: Re: Re: Stupid Battles Posted By: Gentle Sarah Time: Monday 16:17.33 "Clique" is just one of those meaningless words self-righteous, stupid people use to try and justify their pointlessly trivial bitching over inane topics. Learn to pick your battles, harvey56273! You're just making everyone hate you by bitching about stupid stuff like this! Stop accusing us of being rapists and murderers just because we want to have some fun! You've got no sense of humor, and that's why no one takes you seriously and why you're so widely disliked around here!! Subj: Re: Re: Stupid Battles Posted By: Staff Sergeant Sarah Time: Monday 17:18.03 Hmmmmmm ... sounds like the words of a Confederate Spy. We all know people with a "glurp.net" address are likely involved in clandestine acts of espionage anyhow. The Union stands forever! Subj: Re: Re: Re: Stupid Battles Posted By: Greta the Grammarian Time: Monday 18.33.12 Technically, aren't all acts of espionage "clandestine"? Subj: Re: Re: Re: Re: Stupid Battles Posted By: Private Benjamin Time: Monday 18.46.09 sir, you suck, sir! Subj: Re: TG ALERT!! Posted By: Ed Gremlin Time: Monday 10:02.44 Are you deaf or just stupid, Daphne? This episode has nothing to do with TG! FYI, the Bulk CLEARLY says, "I wish a woman were here to fight you" in the previews. Why do you keep posting these "alerts" that clearly have nothing to do with TG outside of your twisted fantasies? And IMHO, "IB:TGY" is an insipid, derivative program not worth the time/energy to watch to begin with. Please spare the Ultraboard from your brainless nonsense in the future. Your posts are unwelcome here as long as you continue to ignore reality. Subj: Re: Re: TG ALERT!! Posted By: Carrieson Ford Time: Monday 10:11.02 Why are some of us always trying oh-so-very-hard to find TG where none exists? I'm with Ed - this doesn't belong on the Ultraboard. Daphne, did you ever stop to consider that 90% of the outside world doesn't give a damn about your transgendered fantasies? Not every TV show will (or even SHOULD) contain TG content! Looking for it in every shadow-and-corner won't bring it to light for the simple fact that most TV shows, movies, books, comics, etc DON'T have it. Please, stop crying wolf! Subj: Re: Re: Re: TG ALERT!! Posted By: Elbowgirl Time: Monday 11:01.46 I second that, Carrieson! The TG alerts have gotten WAY out-of-hand and all carried away, becoming a load of wishful, fantasy, wanna-be's. What's next? ... TG alerts for the Weather Network? C'mon! Subj: Re: Re: Re: Re: TG ALERT!! Posted By: Admiral Amy Time: Monday 12:15.41 Actually one of the Weather Network personalities *IS* a post-op TG (Cindy Cirrus). So check your facts before you get all holier-than-thou on the rest of us! There *IS* TG all around us. Subj: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: TG ALERT!! Posted By: Fleet Admiral Frank Time: Monday 17:17.04 I think you missed the point, Amy. Carrieson and Elbow seem to be pointing out that some people are managing to dig up bizarre, trivial "alerts" based more on fantasy or urban legend than copious transgendered content. I think you've actually proved their point with your own "alert" about the Weather Network. Subj: Can't We All Just Get A Lawn? Posted By: Sarah Leigh Time: Monday 11:03.56 Easy there! It was an honest mistake on Daphne's part. Let's all take a chill pill and remember why we're here in the first place: the TG-Lit, not the TG-Alerts, right? There's no sense in getting all angry at each other. Let's all relax, read a few good stories, and get back to using this place for more positive pursuits, friends! Subj: Re: Can't We All Just Get A Lawn? Posted By: Halley Davidson Time: Monday 11:28.41 It's not an "honest" mistake when it happens EVERY day on here! And I resent your implication that somehow we're not here for the transgendered literature if we dare to speak out against wasteful, foolishness on the Ultraboard! Don't you DARE to try censor us through this lame Let's-Live-In-Harmony crap! I'll say what I want to, and Ed Gremlin ought to be allowed to bitch about anything he likes as well, you filthy Thought-Nazi!! You suck! Subj: Re: Re: TG ALERT!! Posted By: Inedible Bulk Time: Monday 11:59.03 Ed Gremlin no like Bulk? Then Bulk will come smash kill destroy you! Nobody disses Bulk! Nobody challenges Bulk! Nobody defeats Bulk! Subj: Re: Re: Re: TG ALERT!! Posted By: Checkered Reality Time: Monday 17:44.36 Yeah, no one defeats Bulk - except every other TV show in the ratings. Face it, Bulk: having your show air on the ratings juggernaut-that-is-the-Wolf-Network isn't going to lend you any credibility, chump! Subj: Re: Re: Re: Re: TG ALERT!! Posted By: anonymous Time: Monday 20:14.56 both of you suck! Subj: Re: Re: TG ALERT!! Posted By: yallery_pill427 Time: Monday 12:47.36 Why so vitriolic, Ed? Sheesh, cut Daphne some slack. So she mis- heard a commercial. No reason to jump down her throat. Sorry you don't like Bulk: The Teenage Years, but some of us think it's not such a bad show. If you don't like it, don't watch it. Subj: Knee Jerk Posted By: Natalie Mundane Time: Monday 13:17.39 Yallery, I don't know why people like you feel obligated to defend maddeningly monkey-minded morons like Daphne. She's always cluttering up the Ultraboard with these dumb "alerts" that never amount to anything. I for one, agree with Ed Gremlin (yeah, I know Ed - must be hell is freezing over now!) He said it a little harsh, but c'mon: we were all thinking it. This "alert" has no real TG content outside of Daphne's twisted imagination. It has no place on the Ultraboard. Daphne needs to be put in her place! Subj: Re: Re: Re: TG ALERT!! Posted By: Ed Gremlin Time: Monday 13:22.46 Let's examine your "argument," yallery and I'll demonstrate why it's inherently flawed. A) Because I am "vitriolic," Daphne must be right. And B) because you and she both like this stupid show, it somehow deserves continually non-TG mention on a TG-Issues Ultraboard. There's no "logic" there! You argue like a three- year-old. I'll continue to be "vitriolic" if I like, because I know these "alerts" do not belong on the Ultraboard. Check the Ultraboard FAQ and you'll see clearly what it says about content allowed here! Daphne is breaking the rules, and I'm just pointing out that fact. If you can't take the TRUTH, that's YOUR problem! Subj: "TG ALERT!!" Posted By: leda_the_swan Time: Monday 14:55.56 I "checked" the "Ultraboard" and "discovered" that the "FAQ" put "together" by the FanataFiction "Think-Tank" says "nothing" about "content." It just "says" the "Think-Tank" reserves the "right" to "remove" any "posts" they deem "inappropriate." So where's your "logic" now, "Ed" Gremlin? Subj: Re: "TG ALERT!!" Posted By: Ed Gremlin Time: Monday 16:44.16 This post is unworthy of a serious reply, since you're clearly just interested in mocking my use of punctuation. Very mature of you, leda_the_swan. Just what we've come to expect from your juvenile outbursts on the ultraboard. If you weren't such a pathetically sad, lame, loser maybe people would treat your replies more seriously. Subj: Re: Re: "TG ALERT!!" Posted By: leda_the_swan Time: Monday 18:03.41 Bite my curvy, feathered ass, Ed! Subj: Re: Re: Re: "TG ALERT!!" Posted By: anonymous Time: Monday 18:11.30 "you" "suck" "!" Subj: Fanatafiction Ultraboard Rules Posted By: Professor Patricia (Think-Tank) Time: Monday 17:08.38 As a member of the Fanatafiction Think-Tank, let me clarify our policy. Though it's never really been written down (we'll consider changing that in light of recent events), our attitude has been to permit free speech on the Ultraboard in all instances except ad hominem attacks. For those not in law school, this means no name-calling and personal insults. Otherwise anything goes. We'd prefer to keep the conversation on TG-interests, but that's a subjective call. In this instance, we deem no intervening censorship is necessary. Police yourself and please play nice, girls! :) Have a great day, and check out some of the great stories we've recently posted! Our hardworking writers have come up with some real beauties lately that I know you're going to enjoy! :) Subj: Re: Fanatafiction Ultrboard Rules Posted By: Inedible Bulk Time: Monday 18:34.21 Bulk finally gets to play with nice little girls? WOO-HOO! Subj: Re: Re: Fanatafiction Ultrboard Rules Posted By: anonymous Time: Monday 18:50.13 nice little girls suck ... erm ... erase-n-correct: naughty big girls suck! Subj: I know your True Secret!! Posted By: The_Misterious_Stranger Time: Monday 17:15.44 You're a routine visitor to Fanatafiction and plenty of other TV/TG websites. Once, you were a man when you started surfing, but now you are entirely and irrevokably a woman. You've become 100% a fully functioning genetic female. You know this truth, and you know they did it to you! Why won't you share with the rest of us the wonderous secret of your change? Who's scaring you off? What are you frightened of? I KNOW your secret, and someday soon I will find out the entire truth and reveal it to all! You cannot hide from me. You should know me well enough to realize there is no hope of escape. Give up now, and share with us your secrets!! Subj: Re: I know your True Secret!! Posted By: Bertha the Bold Time: Monday 19:07.46 Eh? What the @#$% is this?!? What are you talking about? Grow up and stop trying to bait people into pointless fights, you loser-troll! Subj: Re: Re: Re: Re: TG ALERT!! Posted By: Urethra Franklin Time: Monday 14:08.16 Why do UltraBoard conversations inevitably devolve into these stupid fights? If you want to be REAL girls, then learn to behave, children! Real girls are usually kind, generous, thoughtful and not-so-inclined to hurl their own feces at one another. None of you are very ladylike in my opinion. Ugh! Subj: Re: Real Girls Posted By: Jenny-4-Ur-Thoughts Time: Monday 14:34.18 Girls CAN SO be cruel. I know from personal experience. One of the women I work with is always giving me grief about my "limp-wristed" gestures and lispy voice. I'm not gay either. The other female co-workers all say to ignore her, but it really hurts my feelings and makes me feel like a faggot (I'm not attracted to men, btw!) I guess it doesn't help that I work in a lingerie store. But still, she has no right to treat me like that. I'm not gay! Subj: Re: Re: Real Girls Posted By: Lady Bernie MacBeth Time: Monday 14:42.11 Methinks the lady doth protest too much! Subj: Re: Re: Real Girls Posted By: Attorney Tina Time: Monday 14:49.40 You have a good case for sexual harassment. See your attorney, or if you cannot afford one go to a legal clinic and ask their advice. You're being discriminated against on the basis of sexual orientation. Subj: Re: Re: Re: Real Girls Posted By: Galadriel_23981 Time: Monday 15:42.24 Sexual orientation!?! Can't you read? Jenny said he's straight! You self-righteous pinkos make me pig-biting mad every time I read these litigious incitements. Grow up and learn to handle life's problems like a man, for chrissake! You stupid, dumb, ignorant liberals are always whining and stirring up problems where NONE EXIST! Shut up ALREADY, you loud mouthed know-nothing!! Subj: Re: Re: Re: Re: Real Girls Posted By: Lonely_Childe Time: Monday 18:53.41 Political posts don't belong here. If you want to talk liberal/conservative, go to the mush-hole instead. Your argument is out-of-place and unwarranted. Subj: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Real Girls Posted By: Reunion Kate Time: Monday 19:48.03 Spoken like a true liberal! If you can't win an argument, change the topic (or in this case the venue!) Typical tactics of misdirection and evading the question! You goddamned hippies are destroying civilization! Subj: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Real Girls Posted By: Crush Limbo Time: Monday 19:54.18 Speaking of evil liberal plots, did you hear they're trying to push through a law in congress to tax you every time you connect to the internet? First they claim they created the internet, but when True Patriot Americans ignored their stupid socialist claims, they decided to tax the world wide web out of existence!!! Write your congressman, everyone! Subj: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Real Girls Posted By: anonymous Time: Monday 21:09.54 politics sucks! Subj: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Real Girls Posted By: leda_the_swan Time: Monday 21:14.03 Amen to that!!! Subj: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Real Girls Posted By: Sister Sludge Time: Monday 22:21.57 "Amen"? Hey -- let's not get arguing religion now, too! ;) Subj: Re: Re: Real Girls Posted By: Neddy-Boy Time: Monday 15:04.48 Get a new job. You're asking for it, Jenny. Working in a lingerie store? What straight guy would WANT to do that? I'm not saying you have to be a lumberjack or something to be straight. But if your career is going to be women's underwear, then yeah you'll have to learn to live with people who call you "limp-wristed" and such. Fact of life, mate! The world ain't a fair place, no matter who you are. Subj: Re: Re: Re: Real Girls Posted By: Candy_Stranger Time: Monday 15:07.11 How DARE you try to tell Jenny what he can/cannot do in life! Sure we don't live in a fair world, but it's up to us all to work to IMPROVE the world, not just give in like a cowardly wimp! If we all did like YOU suggest, you spineless worm, we'd live in a horrible, unjust world of pain and misery!! I don't know about retarded monkey-losers like you, but __I__ try to change the world for the better and don't just give in to "facts of life." Subj: Re: Re: Real Girls Posted By: Inedible Bulk Time: Monday 16:49.10 Invite Bulk to workplace. Me smash co-worker for you! Subj: Re: Re: Re: Real Girls Posted By: WereWoman Time: Monday 18:13.47 Sure, Bulk ... a likely excuse. You just want to get into the lingerie shop so you can try on some negligees! ;) Subj: Real Girls Posted By: Doctor Sue Time: Monday 15:06.11 Actually real girls can be equally cruel as men. I'm afraid you're suffering from some mild-but-harmless stereotypical gender generalizations, Urethra. Girls engage in petty gossip, name-calling, and "cat-fights" quite often. I agree it's equally immature in men as in women; but please don't suggest girls are superior to boys in this fashion. It's unscientific. Subj: Re: Real Girls Posted By: Urethra Franklin Time: Monday 16:00.54 Sorry, Doc. Maybe I just didn't make myself clear. I'm not saying girls are superior to men. I'm just saying they don't engage in pissing contests like this. Myself, I'm going to take the high road and won't engage in this conversation any longer, so don't look for further posts from me. Sometimes being a Lady means more than being either a girl or a boy ... that's all I meant. Subj: Re: Real Girls Posted By: Gina Verdantly Time: Monday 16:13.12 I don't think it's a "mild-but-harmless" stereotype. I think it causes lots of harm! I've known a lot of really bitchy woman FAR crueler than anything you see in the Ultraboard. TG-Men are much nicer company than GG-women if you ask me! Subj: Re: Re: Re: Re: TG ALERT!! Posted By: Tiffani Time: Monday 16:08.32 As a genetic woman who often frequents FanataFiction, I have to disagree strongly with you Urethra. I can be vicious when "that time of the month" comes. I think all girls have that capacity. Grow up and open your eyes to the real world - REAL girls don't have to behave the way your medieval, stereotypical imaginations thinks they should. Subj: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: TG ALERT!! Posted By: Bernie the Dwarf Time: Monday 17:34.34 Okay, WHY would a genetic female want to routinely visit a website devoted to stories about men-becoming-women? That doesn't make any sense!! You want to pretend you're a woman, fine. That's why we're all here. But don't try to pull the wool over our eyes, "Tiffani" (if that IS in fact your real name) ... you're as much a man as the rest of us. Subj: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: TG ALERT!! Posted By: Tiffani Time: Monday 17:46.12 YES that is my real name "Bernie the Dwarf." My boyfriend introduced me to FanataFiction because it's one of his interests and so I also come here and read the stories often. Just because you woke up on the wrong side of nobody this morning is no reason to take it out on me, jumping to conclusions. I never questioned your identity so lay off mine!!! I am TOO a real girl. I'm more of a woman than the likes of you could ever handle! Subj: Why People Come Here Posted By: Leroy Snodgrass Time: Monday 19:36.18 Bernie, I think there are a lot of us here who don't identify ourselves as transgendered. I am a totally, completely, utterly 100% straight male who never wants to be or become a woman. I just like reading transformation sto