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Blank Screen free porn video
Blank Screen
By Selena Pride
[From the fault log of a fictitious site not a million
miles away from this one...]
1.
Hey LOSERS!!!!!
What the fuck is going on here??? I tried six times to
log on to your goddam site tonight. Ten minutes of
staring at a fucking blank screen. Who the hell is
running this chickenshit outfit?? It's not like I need
your pansy-ass crap. I got hundreds of other porno
sites to surf. I just found you and thought I'd look
in. Know what, forget it. Don't even bother trying to
fix this. You just lost a customer. Chew on that,
suckers.
Al
2.
Well, I don't know why, but I tried again to look at
your site, and the same damn thing happened. Ten times
and not a flicker. Just the same blank screen. I don't
know what you guys are trying to pull, but it won't
work on me. That's the last of my time I waste on a
damn fouled-up site. This kind of shit gives the Web a
bad name, you know that? Get your shit together or hit
the pike.
Al
3.
Thanks for the apology, but I'd have thought you
should have been trying to fix the problem rather than
sending out apologetic emails. I'm still trying to log
on, and the more I try the more frustrated I get. I
spent all last night clicking on your damned link,
waiting, waiting, clicking again, waiting... Some of us
have more important things to do, you know. Please fix
this now.
Alan
4.
I really don't understand why I keep coming back here.
I know by now you aren't ever going to sort this out.
It's just so maddening. I actually cried last night, I
was so angry. A whole week of clicking on a dead link.
Is this my life now? I'm really going to have to get a
grip and stop wasting my time on you. In fact, I might
give up the net altogether. None of the sites I used
to go to seem to appeal to me any more. Maybe I'll do
that. Yes, maybe I will!
Alan
5.
Well, so much for that little resolve. You can relax:
I'm still coming back to you three nights a week. I
had to declare Thursday and Friday computer-free, or I
would have just lost my mind. Mind you, I've been
surfing a little in between staring at your blank
screen, and I've found a lot of really interesting
sites. I don't know what I saw in all that disgusting
macho stuff, I really don't. Anyway, the extra free
time is coming in really handy now, because I'm
actually getting my house cleaned and tidied. How I
could have let it get into such a state I really don't
know. It's probably all your fault, you and all the
other Websites, monopolising a person's time and
attention. Not that I'm about to do anything about it.
No will power at all, that's me.
Allan
6.
I was puzzled by your email. You say the site is
working perfectly, but I know I'm just not getting
through to it. I don't have any problem with any of
the other sites I visit. Even Revlon loads perfectly
easily, and as for... but that's really none of your
business, is it? I'm sure there must be something
wrong at your end. I know I would remember if I was
logging on to a Website, especially one as--excuse
me--as weird as yours.
Anyway, I asked my friend Kelly, and she said--well,
to be frank, she got a little technical there and I
didn't follow all of it, but she said it might be
something in your source code, is that it? that
doesn't like my computer's broser. Or it might have
been browser. So you really ought to check into that.
I'm sure I can't be the only one with this problem.
Allen
7.
This is ridiculous. For the last time, I did not log
on to your site, nor did I read any Story-With-Images.
I can't even imagine why I would ever want to look at
the sort of things you put up on your site. Yes, it is
finally working, and I'm finally free of it. I was
utterly shocked when I finally saw what I had been
trying to see for so long. Men dressing up as women
indeed! Let me tell you, there is far too much of that
sort of thing on the Internet, and it only makes it
harder for women like me who have a genuine problem.
Fortunately, I've found a *very* understanding doctor,
and he's said I can start on gender reassignment as
soon as they've done a few more tests.
So, this is finally goodbye. I'm very glad to know
that this story you mentioned has been purged from the
site. You should do the children of this world a
favour and purge the rest of it. I'm all for freedom
of expression, God knows, but some things are simply
wrong. And no, I do not want to talk to anybody else
who has seen it. In the first place, I have not seen
it. I would certainly have remembered. And in the
second place, I'm sure the sort of people who read
your stories are not at all the sort I would feel
comfortable associating with.
Goodbye,
Ellen
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