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SPOCKRATES IN YMOR
by Cassandra Anaconda Morrison
In the far away Land of Ymor there lived a young lad
whose name was Alaric. But his friends always called him
Alice because Alaric was a bit of a sissy from birth. He
didn't enjoy any of the games the other boys liked to play.
Wizards & Dragons left him cold. Witch-hunter failed to
thrill him. Knight versus Giant gave him no feeling of
accomplishment. No... Alaric preferred to dream of being a
beautiful princess who was rescued by a valiant knight who
then married her (him) and with whom he (she) lived happily
ever after.
Naturally, this caused his father Edric the Bold, and
his mother, the fair Melesaunt, a great deal of concern.
So, when, one day, the far-famed wizard, philosopher, and
child-psychologist, Spockrates the Great, chanced to be
visiting Ymor, Edric sent for him to inquire of him what
might be done to help young Alaric to be manlier.
Dr. Spockrates listened to the complaints of Edric
and Melesaunt with great attention for he saw, at once,
that this was no ordinary case of a child who was afflicted
with cowardice, in the ordinary sense of the word. This
evident unmanliness was of a different sort altogether.
Spockrates's bushy eyebrows drew together in a deep furrow
of bemusedness.
"Hum!" he said. "Most interesting, Sir Edric. But I
must interview the lad, myself, before I can pronounce a
cure (if cure there be) for this condition."
Sir Edric nodded in understanding and at once sent
for young Alaric.
"Tra-la-la-la-lah!" sang young Alaric, as he flounced
into his father's Audience Chamber. "Good morning, Pater!"
he continued in a high falsetto. "Good morning, Mater! Good
morning, Strange Man with the Beard and the Spectacles
(which haven't even been invented yet)!"
"Harrumph!" Edric rumbled. "Ah, good morning... er...
son. This gentleman," he added, with a nod at Dr.
Spockrates. "Is (as you so astutely observed) a complete
stranger to you. His name is Dr. Spockrates."
"Ah!" piped Alaric. "A pleasure to meet you Dr.
Spockrates... uh... may you live long and prosper!"
The aforementioned venerable gentleman appeared
rather startled at young Alaric's effusiveness, but smiled
gently enough at the young lad. "Why, thank you, young
man," he said. "We are here to serve."
"Good!" said Alaric. "I'll take a cheeseburger and a
coke."
His parents and the good doctor tactfully ignored
this audacious anachronism on the part of the author and,
instead, explained to Alaric reason for the doctor's visit.
"Oh!" said Alaric, when they were done. "I see."
(Note to the reader: If you have forgotten the reason for
Dr. Spockrates's visit to Ymor you are invited to pause
here and re-read the beginning of this tale. Otherwise
we'll press on).
"So, young man," Spockrates said genially. "Perhaps
you can explain to all of us why you behave so damned
effeminately?"
"Why, of course I can, you dolt!" Alaric said rudely.
"You see, Dr. Spockrates, what neither of my parents
realize is... I'm secretly a girl!"
"What?" cried his audience in turn. (Making for a
total of three "What's" what?)
"Explain yourself!" roared his father. Who had a
sudden vision of finding out that his only son and heir had
been replaced by a changeling from the hollow hills. (And,
when you think about it... maybe the idea that his child
had been stolen by the fairies wasn't that far off.) "And
that eftsoons or right speedily!"
"Okay, pop!" Alaric responded. "Y'see... it's like
this..." and he proceeded to explain the whole theory of
gender dysphoria, with a brief review of the Benjamin
Standards of Care, and an amazingly astute analysis of the
cases of Christine Jorgenson, Renee Richards, Canary Conn,
Jan Morris, and the Journal of one Cassandra Morrison.
(Amazing because, of course, none of these people had yet
been born...nor would they be for several centuries, at
least. But young Alaric, as you can see, was a very
foresighted young lady).
When he was done his parents and Dr. Spockrates all
stood there dumbfounded (and who could blame them?)
"Doctor," Edric said finally. "Is there anything you can do
for my poor dysphoric child?"
Dr. Spockrates tugged at his beard in evident
frustration. "Never having encountered such a case I don't
know," he said. "But I rather doubt it."
And it was then (if you can believe it) that the
Fairy of Tranquillity, who was often called Cybele (though
she seldom answered to it) appeared. "Hi, there!" she said
brightly. "I couldn't help overhearing the whole thing
(since I'm an inveterate eavesdropper) and, since I happen
to have a couple of wishes left over from the previous
story I thought maybe I could be of some service."
"Huh?" said everybody.
"Alaric," said the Fairy. "What is your fondest
wish?"
"To be a girl, of course!!" said the lad.
"Done!" said Cybele.
And with an awesome sss---whooosh young Alaric was
transformed into a lovely golden-haired princess. "From now
on you shall be called Beatrice," said Cybele, pronouncing
it in the Italian manner. "Which means blessed... for you
have been blessed to leave the dull world of masculinity
behind and to join the glorious world of womanhood!"
And, with that rather hyperbolous pronouncement,
Cybele disappeared.
"Good Gad!" cried Edric. "Now what shall we do?"
No one appeared to have an answer to that but, just
then, Sir Roderick the Valiant, from the neighboring
Dukedom of Earl suddenly entered. "Sir Edric!" he cried.
"Hmmm?" said Edric.
"I have come to ask for the hand of thy daughter, the
fair lady Beatrice, in marriage!"
"Good old Cybele (not her real name)," Alaric
muttered sotto-voce. "She never leaves a job half done!"
"Ah!" said Edric. Sudden visions of a most useful
alliance with Earl dancing in his head. "Er... of course!
Er... how about it?" he whispered to his newfound daughter.
Beatrice fluttered her eyelashes most becomingly.
"Oh, sir!" she cried. "I fear you do me too much honor!
Nonetheless I would accept the proposal of such a noble
(and well-endowed) young knight!"
And, amidst general rejoicing, the Fairest Flower of
Ymor and the Young Duke of Earl were wedded and they lived
happily ever after.
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