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Patton Pending
Tyler Spence was an enigma, a blond, blue-eyed ruggedly handsome man the
women loved but couldn't snare. Not that he was a player, just the
opposite. Women found him a consummate and considerate sexual partner but
never a lover. The perfect gentleman he never made promises he didn't
keep and never bragged about his liasons. The women talked about him
though and his apparent disinterest in a long-term relationship didn't
stop them from trying. Each was sure that she would be the one to turn
his head AND his heart.
A marine biologist by trade, he also loved his work. At the moment it
involved the eating habits of the great white. He often went down in a
cage or more often diving to observe a shark while feeding and the
foundation made extra income from the vivid film he shot. His
appearances on those 'Wild Kingdom' type shows brought him a new legion
of fans.
Today, however, he was involved in one of the more unsavory parts of his
job. A great white had been captured off the coast and he was here to
investigate the stomach contents. Not one of his favorite parts but
necessary if he was to better understand the eating machine.
Tyler took his knife and carefully slit the belly and the contents of the
stomach poured out onto the stainless steel table. Bits and pieces of a
variety of fish were photographed to help chart where the great white had
been. There was also a lot of refuse for the shark was a great garbage
collector.
Amid the offal Spencer spotted a grime encrusted old bottle. It was
ornate with designs and a stopper that begged to be opened. Now, normally
Tyler would take the item, clean it off and then open it but instead, in
a manner uncharacteristic of him he pulled the stopper out amidst the
blood and guts. It was as if he were too impatient to wait. And he didn't
seem too surprised when a genie appeared. And boy was she steamed!
"How dare you subject me to this... this pool of slime and rot! It'll
take years to get the smell out of my bottle. And look what' you've done
to my clothes and hair!"
Despite her ire the genie was compelled to offer the mortal who had
released her a wish.
Tyler with a leer spread across his face said, "I'd like to be able to
get into Jessica Simpson's pants anytime I want!"
The genie looked at this obviously macho pig and with an evil grin said,
"So it is spoken so let it be done!"
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Tyler looked in the mirror at a female twin of himself and a wide grin
spread across his face. He took off the jeans he was wearing and sure
enough the label said 'Jessica Simpson collection.' yep he was now able
to get into Jessica's pants anytime he wanted!
All the women who'd loved him didn't realize he was enamored of them
because he wanted to be them! And now he'd finally got his wish. It had
gone against the grain to subject the genie to the treatment he did. He
knew she'd be very angry and though it pained him to cause her such grief
the result was worth it.
She recalled one of her favorite movies and paraphrasing General
Patton's words said to herself, "You magnificent bitch, I read your
stories!"
Grace
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