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Der Flaschengeist Teil 9

Der unvermeidliche Disclaimer Diese folgende Geschichte ist geistiges Eigentum des Autors der in dieser Community das Pseudonym "Drachenwind" tr?gt und von ihm frei erfunden, ?hnlichkeiten mit real existierenden Personen und/oder Orten sind rein zuf?llig. Es ist ausdr?cklich verboten, diese Storie f?r kommerzielle Zwecke zu nutzen. Finanzielle Vorteile d?rfen mit dieser Storie nicht erwirtschaftet werden. Kurz gesagt, Ver?ffentlichungsverbot f?r alle kostenpflichtigen Foren oder Webs...

Der Flaschengeist Teil 16

Der unvermeidliche Disclaimer Diese folgende Geschichte ist geistiges Eigentum des Autors der in dieser Community das Pseudonym "Drachenwind" tr?gt und von ihm frei erfunden, ?hnlichkeiten mit real existierenden Personen und/oder Orten sind rein zuf?llig. Es ist ausdr?cklich verboten, diese Storie f?r kommerzielle Zwecke zu nutzen. Finanzielle Vorteile d?rfen mit dieser Storie nicht erwirtschaftet werden. Kurz gesagt, Ver?ffentlichungsverbot f?r alle kostenpflichtigen Foren oder Webs...

Under the Microscope

Under the Microscope by Cal Y. Pygia For Christmas, Jennifer asked for a microscope, an expensive one. Carlos, of course, had no option but to buy her one, not if he wanted to continue to pound his cock up her ass; which, of course, he did want to do. The firm, compact globes of her delightful derriere and the hidden entrance into the depths of her being, both physical (or sexual) and psychological were sights worth any number of expensive microscopes or any other toys she...

Musings From

I remember when I first woke up and saw him – my Master. Awkward hands rubbed me. I was not sure what to do with these new feelings awakened by Master, but I quickly learned. I am not going to lie; he was a little rough at first, and rarely let me sleep.Now, I love his long strokes up and down me, and that mind-blowing release at the end is second to none. We have grown very close. He knows when I need his touches and when I need to rest for a while.Master becomes pretty demanding as the years...

How could you

"Hello dear, guess who got off early... Richard Ellsworth Pennyfeather what the hell do you think you are doing?" "You weren't supposed to be home yet. I was only taking a small break. It's not as bad as it looks. I knew you wouldn't understand." "I understand only too well. You've been keeping secrets from me. How long has this been going on?" "Only since I got laid off from my job. I was never home alone before and it was just so tempting. It brightens up my day. You know I've...

It s Jaci s fault

Its Jaci's fault Author's note: I'm calling this one "It's Jaci's fault", because this one came out of a conversation with Jaci where she tried to get me to admit I wanted to be pregnant. The idea simmered in my head at work, and this is what came out ... It was just a stupid joke. I was waiting for an x-ray on my shoulder which I had hurt at work, and to cover my nerves I joked that because I was an overweight dude I should warn the technician that I was pregnant. Then things...

Healthcare Reform A nurse fantasy

As I drove over to the new healthcare clinic, I was a bit apprehensive. I truly hate going to doctors. I usually only go to a doctor after I've either broken something or I am bleeding so profusely the blood threatens to change the color of my shirt. In fact, I don't even have a regular doctor. When I had to choose a primary care physician for my HMO, I believe I threw a dart at the page and chose the one it landed next to. I didn't realize until much later that he was in a different state. So,...

Der Flaschengeist Teil 27

Der unvermeidliche Disclaimer Diese folgende Geschichte ist geistiges Eigentum des Autors der in dieser Community das Pseudonym "Drachenwind" tr?gt und von ihm frei erfunden, ?hnlichkeiten mit real existierenden Personen und/oder Orten sind rein zuf?llig. Es ist ausdr?cklich verboten, diese Storie f?r kommerzielle Zwecke zu nutzen. Finanzielle Vorteile d?rfen mit dieser Storie nicht erwirtschaftet werden. Kurz gesagt, Ver?ffentlichungsverbot f?r alle kostenpflichtigen Foren oder Webseiten, ...

So This Guy Walks Into A Caberet

'So this guy walks into this bar...' By Trashy Trisha Author's Note: My apologies to all but I couldn't resist!!! So this gentleman walks into a cabaret. He's gorgeous and extremely well dressed. He literally reeks of money. Walking over to the bar, he looks around at the surroundings. Everywhere his eyes travel he sees beautiful T.V.'s, T.S's, C.D.'s, and D.V.D.'s. The barman walks over to him and asks if he'd like a drink. "Sure. In fact, I'd like to buy all of these...

The Valedictorian Speech

THE VALEDICTORIAN SPEECH By Rhayna Tera, copyright 2019 Warning: Humour. Author's Note: None. Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events, locales, and incidents are used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. RT NICE GUY Eric was a nice young man from a humble, hard-working family. They lived in a middle-class part of town. His dad worked in...

Best of Enemies 4 5 Brain Drain

Best of Enemies By Ron Dow75 04) A Life for a Life The alien had set the _Mus musculus simulant it was in to automatically adjust its tertiary features to match its surroundings unless instructed not to. The humans would, no doubt, call it "chameleon mode". So, though upset, it was not surprised that it had changed the color of its skin and fur. The human that shared the _homo sapiens simulant with it had found out for himself her "chameleon mode". Carl Decatur had decided...

The Machine

The Machine My mother was really gonna do it. She was going to put the Machine on my head. And I was just sitting there. Why wasn't I fighting this? I should have been swearing, kicking, threatening to run away. I mean, I was a boy, and boys aren't supposed to use the Machine. But I just sat there. They took me to the chair, and put the Machine on my head. I trembled, and closed my eyes. Finally the Machine was done, and my mother lead me over to the mirror. And...

Shopping trips with Sherry

Slowly, Sherry and I begin to become more than just friends. Sex is off limits because neither of us want the possibility of a child, STD's, etc. She has no problem visiting me and I am still getting used to her place. Hardly anyone shows up at my house unannounced, while a few of her pals still drop in when they feel like it or if they are invited. Sherry or one of her bitches will ask me which panty I have on and I reply with the correct information, causing much laughter. I am more than...

Another Ranma 1 2 Story

This is an idea that came to me one day. Ranma, for those who don't know, is the main character in a Japanese comic story. He is a first rate martial artist who has been cursed. While on a ten year long training trip with his father, Ranma accidentally fell (actually was knocked) into the Jusenkyou Spring Nyannichaun, the Spring of the Drown Girl. Now, whenever he gets covered with cold water he turns into a girl, while hot water returns him to his male self. But, what if Ranma's...

Servants

“Shush, Be quiet, its opening”“We know, we can all see the light, do you think we are stupid or something, you always tell us to be quiet, it is exactly like the other week when the great portal opened you told us to be quiet then as well and…..”“Will you just shut up, for crying out loud let’s see what she wants.”“Do you think she will choose me? it has been ages since I was last chosen.”“Well if she does take you out and uses you just make sure she washes you down afterwards.”“Look it is not...

Der Flaschengeist Teil 7

Der unvermeidliche Disclaimer Diese folgende Geschichte ist geistiges Eigentum des Autors der in dieser Community das Pseudonym "Drachenwind" tr?gt und von ihm frei erfunden, ?hnlichkeiten mit real existierenden Personen und/oder Orten sind rein zuf?llig. Es ist ausdr?cklich verboten, diese Storie f?r kommerzielle Zwecke zu nutzen. Finanzielle Vorteile d?rfen mit dieser Storie nicht erwirtschaftet werden. Kurz gesagt, Ver?ffentlichungsverbot f?r alle kostenpflichtigen Foren oder Webs...

My Strange Life chapter 1 and 2

INTRO Hello my name is CJ Snyder. After reading many of the other stories on this site and others like I decided to write this story to document my life while we wait for the delivery of our twins. We decided we did not want to know the sex of our children until they were born. Now about me I am the youngest of seven children born to Bill and Robin Snyder. We live on the outskirts of two small towns in New Hampshire not far from Salem, Massachusetts. My ancestor first arrived in...

My Three Sons 15 Three Rooms and a Closet

My Three Sons 15: Three Rooms and a Closet By Ron Dow75 13-year-old Jesse was sitting glumly in the in the bedroom a closet and a bathroom down from her own. "A nun," she muttered. Change her religion because she changed her sex? {Barefoot and in a short sleeve green gingham dress, she was holding onto the arms of an upholstered chair that made her feel smaller.} The door was open; Uncle Charley yelled, "Jesse! Leave the other one alone, and get in here!" from down the...

Speaking To The Specimen

The guard stared straight ahead. His name would be divulged except he happened to be an extraterrestrial in service with an exploratory extraterrestrial space vehicle, meaning the syllables could threaten to twist beyond recognition whichever tongue should attempt pronunciation, and not a few would contract a sore throat. So this tale will have to call him The Extraterrestrial Guard.Anyway, this Extraterrestrial Guard would say he had plenty of experiential practice in watching over abductees...

Help The Aged Mrs Atkin

Tiny beads of perspiration formed on Stephen's brow as he stepped off the bus into the rare March heat. It had been an extraordinarily long day, and week, for that matter, and he was so thankful for this being his last house call of the day; in just forty-five short minutes, he would be free to enjoy a weekend of sleep, television and junk food. His aching feet throbbed from within their constraints at the thought. He trudged along the pavement, beneath the early evening sun to the home of his...

Andromeda The Beginning

This is my first attempt at a story. I hope you enjoy it. I will begin writing future chapters. Andromeda - The Beginning Chapters 1 - 2 By Elizabeth "Kiwi" Neal "I saved the world from an invasion by an Alien warlord, yet it is interesting how I ended up in my current disposition. You sure you want to know, because it's not some cheerful fantasy tale. It's like a Mike Barr comic book from hell. Look, it's a long story, as clich? as it may seem, I began as an ordinary guy. My name is L...

A Day in the Life of a Horny Bitch

I see Aragorn chasing me in the woods. It is me, only with one of those beautiful filters applied. My hair is smoother. Eyes are wider, brighter. Lips are plumper and the perfect shade of pink. Not a line on my face. You know what those filters do. Oh, and I have pointy elfin ears.He is almost upon me as I quiver with anticipation. The ruggedly handsome, long-haired, bearded ranger will fuck me when he gets his hands on me. How will he ravage me this time? Throw me on the ground? Pin me against...

I Married A Witch

My wife is a witch. Not a nasty woman that you’d refer to as a witch. I mean she is a real, card-carrying, bonified witch. I didn’t know she was a witch when we got married, but I found out soon enough. Witches seem to have a bad rap for some reason. I’m here to tell you that my witch is the most incredible woman I have ever met. In fact, I am by far the luckiest man on the planet.I don’t care if it was her deities or all the other powers that be that let me stumbled into her presence, But I am...

A Girly Laugh

A Girly Laugh A story by Rugburn Elements include: TG Transformation Note: Special thanks to the folks who submitted jokes for this story on Deviantart. Sorry I couldn't use them all. I went with the ones I liked best and felt fit the situation enclosed. (|?|) (|?|) (|?|) (|?|) (|?|) (|?|) (|)|) Billy nodded to his buds when he finally arrived in Jack's basement. Stan, Forest and Kyle were rockin' out to Rock Band on the Xbox, Tanner and Donny were chillen next to a new member of the group....

Linda and I Hard Times

Linda and I: HARD TIMES By Olivia Evans This was written during a writer's block of two other completely separate stories. As such, it's a little different from my usual tales. There is very little crossdressing, just the wearing of panties near the end of the story. There's no body swaps, French maids or even mildly bad language. There are some explicit names for specific body parts however. Over all, it's just a little tale about a loving couple and how they handle an...

Girly girl

Girly-Girl Oh, hey, I'm really glad I ran into you. Can we ... talk? Somewhere private? Okay, listen. I'm gonna tell you something you may not believe, but I want you to at least listen. You're my last chance, my last hope. What am I talking about? Well, let me tell you. I'm not supposed to be a girl. No, I'm not kidding! One day, I'm a regular guy, and then poof! I wake up and I'm a girl. All my clothes are girl clothes, and I have breasts and ... No, please,...

Orphan 4

Chapter 4 There wasn't a sound. "Penny, I see you have a smirk on your face, so you can answer me." I looked at the girl who had pink t shirt and matching shorts on. They didn't go with her flaming red hair and freckles, but what did I know? "Sorry Miss." "For what?" "Playing tennis but I was Virginia Wade and Trish was Billy Jean King and I was beating the pants off her and..." "No you wasn't, I had just sliced one past you..." "QUIET!" Both girls became...

Young Bess Part Eight

YOUNG BESS - PART 8 By Jane Howard Although this is not the final chapter, Young Bess is drawing near to its conclusion. Since so much time has elapsed since Part Seven was posted, it would be a wise thing to do to reprise what has come before. Young James, scion of an ancient and noble British family has been charged by his uncle, Sir Isaac Newton, with the duty to discover what has become of his beloved sister Sheila, found suddenly missing. Through witchcraft, James is...

A Day in the Life at Thomas Grover Elementary

A Day in the Life at Thomas Grover Elementary By Aardvark I wrote this a few years ago after the idea for this story wouldn't let me sleep. :) The usual disclaimer about offensive topics and so forth, although this one is pretty innocuous. The subject matter may, in fact, be very familiar. If you want to put this story on another site, contact me for permission first. *** It was my first day at school at Thomas Grover Elementary and I was uncertain where my new friends would...

Andromeda Part 2

This was my first attempt at a story. I hope you enjoyed the previous installment. Thanks for all the comments and suggestions and I'm sorry for all the grammatical mistakes. Andromeda Part 2 By Elizibeth "Kiwi" Neal Chapter Three Karena and Dante went home and left me in the care of my evil younger sister. I become a prisoner of her make over session. She was freaking out and thought if I looked as girly as possibly that she could fool my mom into thinking I was just some...

Young Couples Were Swapping Spouses and Didn t Know It

Something very ironic, and I think humorous happened between two, young, married couples, and the husband and wife of the first-person couple will give their arousing accounts of what happened.Jason’s StoryMy name is Jason, and I met, Kim, and woman who would become my wife, in our senior year in college. Her bubbly, flirty personality perfectly complements her beauty, and I thought I was the luckiest man in the world to be with her. The only thing I knew about her past were the rumors I heard...

Then Again

THEN AGAIN... copyright 2002 by Scott K. Jamison Titus felt the cold wind bite through his shabby jacket. He really needed to get a new one before the end of the winter. Of course, that would mean skimping on food for a while. He turned into a dark alley, unafraid. All the local hoodlums knew Titus didn't have enough cash to bother hassling him. And it was, after all, the fastest route back to his efficiency apartment. Perhaps tonight the landlord would have the heat...

Too Many Cocks Spoil The Broth

Too Many Cocks Spoil The Broth Brendan was late. He was never late. On Sunday nights Kim liked to play online games. On Friday or Saturday she might go out, but Sunday was a school night. With all her homework done she would unwind by blowing the heads off some orcs and goblins. She might blow it off from time to time, but Brendan Taylor never did. He was online every Sunday without fail. He was probably online every other night, judging by his experience points. Idly...

Dear Cum Ms Comma

So that's what hate mail looks like. Another one to tick off my bucket list. To be honest I'm fairly certain that many of the kind suggestions I've received are physical impossibilities and I probably ought to clarify that I don't live in a zoo. Additionally I have checked with Mum regarding the accusation that I am the bastard offspring of Eva Braun and Lucretia Borgia and she assures me that she's never been to either Berlin or Florence. So ya boo sucks *pokes out tongue*. All that fuss over...

A Canadian Thanksgiving tale

It was cool, crisp October day. The sky was a light blue with only a few wisps of white clouds fluttering about. The leaves, turning gold, yellow and red, put on a display as we travelled the highway to my parent's house.It took longer than normal to make the thirty minute drive from the city, not due to traffic, but due to my piece-of-shit truck shaking at anything near 100km/hr. That is @ 60mph for you southern neighbours. With shitty tires and a worn front end it was bitch to drive on the...

Der Flaschengeist Teil 29

Der unvermeidliche Disclaimer Diese folgende Geschichte ist geistiges Eigentum des Autors der in dieser Community das Pseudonym "Drachenwind" tr?gt und von ihm frei erfunden, ?hnlichkeiten mit real existierenden Personen und/oder Orten sind rein zuf?llig. Es ist ausdr?cklich verboten, diese Storie f?r kommerzielle Zwecke zu nutzen. Finanzielle Vorteile d?rfen mit dieser Storie nicht erwirtschaftet werden. Kurz gesagt, Ver?ffentlichungsverbot f?r alle kostenpflichtigen Foren oder Webs...

Chocolate Laughter

We had met at a seminar the month before, and had been messaging and chatting since. She was 38, married with two teenage kids, starting to rebuild her career, having taken a break. I could see she was a go-getter, fiercely intelligent, and going to be successful. If I had vacancies in my company, I would have head hunted her. Instead, here we were on another course (long booked ahead), planning to meet at the hotel. She was about five-foot-eight, to my six-feet. She was half Scottish, half...

Super Heroes Need Sex Too

I think we’ve all thought about, at one time or another, what it would be like to have super powers, which power we would choose. I know I used to. However there is one thing missing from all of the day dreaming, comics and super hero movies, a super sex life. Think about it, none of the superhero movies have super hot sex scenes. Most, depict the hero actively trying to avoid the opposite sex. There’s a reason for that, super powers make it nearly impossible to have any kind of a sex life at...

Date Night

He’s doing it again! CeeCee thought, before saying aloud, “Is something wrong?”“Huh?”CeeCee rolled her eyes, repeating the question as she pointed towards her companion’s knife, still tapping away at the side of his wineglass. “Look, if I’m boring you, just say so.”“No, I was just...” His voice trailed off under her glare. “I’m sorry, I was being rude. My mind was just preoccupied, is all.” He flashed a grin that would have made most women’s panties melt on the spot, before returning his...

Cross Burning For Dummies

To “Hardcore” Hardaway’s way of thinking, the three snot-nosed young farts standing just inside the door to his cluttered work shed didn’t look good for much, most of all a Klan job.At first, they’d tried to act cocky, like this wasn’t no big deal. But none of ‘em said a word after seeing the cross he’d put together that afternoon. Now he was back out here trying to teach these whelps a thing or two while the half-finished can of beer he’d left inside went flat.Why in hell did Jack Tidwell, who...

Doc s Complex 24 Doc s Resort

Doc's Complex 24 - Doc's Resort by Lee Most Copyright 2012 by Lee Most -------------------------------------------------------------- Synopsis: Chapter 24 of the FMNaNoWriMo challenge novel "Doc's Complex," in which Alice and Keela spend time on the beach at Doc's Resort. They discuss all sorts of things about the history of the resort and the nature of man's desires, but really this chapter is mostly about love, breasts, and orgasms. Categories and key words describe only this...

Secreterial Duties

You are sitting in your office when I open the door and come in. I am dressed in a tight skirt, low-cut white blouse, stockings and heels as if I am your secretary. I say, "Sir, there are some very important matters that you've been neglecting." You say, "And what might those be?" I walk toward your desk, come around the side, and slide onto your lap. Putting my arms around your neck I say, "You've been neglecting your secretary, and she needs your attention right now!" I bend down...

Working Stiff

Driving for hours across the high plains always makes me horny. My mind drifts much like the winds rippling across the miles of wheat fields. Thinking about the nubile young virgin in the next town just waiting for me to sweep her up and take her to the promised land. Happens all the time... in my imagination. So that was my state of mind when I rolled into the tiny hamlet of Youngfield. I had left the city early in the morning in order to arrive early enough to get in a few hours of consulting...

Triumvirate Book 1

Triumvirate Book 1 By Paradox Wolf Springs, Wyoming, McKinnon Residence Waking up to the sights, sounds, and smells of pure nature surrounding you is one of the greatest ways to greet the day. For the majority of my sixteen years in this world I'd lived in a major metropolitan area and it had been the sounds of car horns, emergency sirens, smog, and for at least part of it, gunfire and screams. It was a fact of life I'd mostly accepted as normal and in truth it had become...

Der Flaschengeist Teil 6

Der unvermeidliche Disclaimer Diese folgende Geschichte ist geistiges Eigentum des Autors der in dieser Community das Pseudonym "Drachenwind" tr?gt und von ihm frei erfunden, ?hnlichkeiten mit real existierenden Personen und/oder Orten sind rein zuf?llig. Es ist ausdr?cklich verboten, diese Storie f?r kommerzielle Zwecke zu nutzen. Finanzielle Vorteile d?rfen mit dieser Storie nicht erwirtschaftet werden. Kurz gesagt, Ver?ffentlichungsverbot f?r alle kostenpflichtigen Foren oder Webs...

Looking for Sex in outdoor places a cautionary tale

What a fucking fantastic fuck! Making love outdoors was even better than Angie had imagined. Sitting astride her lover, feeling the sun and wind on her flushed, tingling skin was such a turn-on. Everything around them seemed so peaceful and sexy. The sounds of nature were accompanied by the rhythmic slurping of her lover’s thick shaft moving inside her wet, and, oh so happy, pussy.The more she thought about the scene, the hotter she got. This would be an outdoor orgasm for the ages.Then...

Station Six 2 Nobody Ever Had So Many Girlfriends

Station Six 2: Nobody Ever Had So Many Girlfriends! By Ron Dow75 {Prolog: With the technology to tap into the unlimited energy of space-time particles comes the danger of blowing up existence. An alliance of alien phylums devised a way to monitor this power and, if necessary, shunt the destruction out of our universe using black holes. Now the danger comes from a few living machines with unlimited power and the capability of doing anything that their engineered black holes...

Best of Enemies 8 9 What Makes Right

.[Note: A period (.) at the start of a paragraph means that it is strictly descriptive, and you can skip the excruciating details if you would like to.] Best of Enemies 6-7: Lord Have Mercy By Ron Dow75 6) A Gentle Word Turnth Away Wrath?? A cute, light tanned brunette stood in the middle of the oval of the suburban cul-de-sac. Besides the black flats and socks, she wore a green scarf around her neck, a short sleeve light blue blouse, and a gray plaited skirt that still...

Mirror Mirror

Mirror Mirror by Arcie Emm Trudging alongside the wagon, he had been hired to guard, Manny kin Nichino thought of the last words his father said, before he ventured out to fulfill this newest contract. "Careful lad, the Land Beyond can be an unkind place for those of us who are mundane. Always keep one eye open." Not that Old Manny had tried to stop his son from crossing the river into the mist on the other side, to apply for the well paying position that had appeared on the...

A Quick History of FM

A Quick History of FM By Ellie Dauber Sung To: "Those Were The Days" Once upon a time on FictionMania, Mindy ran a contest, just for fun. At the time, we also had a "pinger," Which is something that should not be done. Chorus: Those were the days, my friends. Who knew they'd ever end. We'd trade insults forever and a day. Politeness we eschewed. We thought we'd never lose. Till our insults drove our Mindy away. One contestant knew about the "pinger;" Used that knowledge in...

Der Flaschengeist Teil 12

Der unvermeidliche Disclaimer Diese folgende Geschichte ist geistiges Eigentum des Autors der in dieser Community das Pseudonym "Drachenwind" tr?gt und von ihm frei erfunden, ?hnlichkeiten mit real existierenden Personen und/oder Orten sind rein zuf?llig. Es ist ausdr?cklich verboten, diese Storie f?r kommerzielle Zwecke zu nutzen. Finanzielle Vorteile d?rfen mit dieser Storie nicht erwirtschaftet werden. Kurz gesagt, Ver?ffentlichungsverbot f?r alle kostenpflichtigen Foren oder Webs...

Jeanni Lamphear Will Make Your Wishes Come True 1 New Magic

Jeanni Lamphear Will Make Your Wishes Come True 1: New Magic By Ron Dow75 ([email protected]) With the lights of the rec room turned down low, the big screen TV supplied most of the light: The sound of the DVD movie was down low. "You know, I almost didn't go out with you?" the cute blonde fifteen year old said, nervously pulling at her hem of her short, low cut yellow dress. "I know," the average looking red head said, staring at her legs. They were both wearing summer...

Baby talk

Baby Talk "Connie, come in! Yes, Mary will be ready shortly, she's just putting Junior down. How are you? Good to hear, dear. I can't believe its been a year since you were able to come up this way. Me? Well, in all honesty, I could be a lot better. What's wrong? Its kind of personal .. Okay, you twisted my arm. See, up until last year, I was a normal guy. I had a good job, and a fantastic wife, and things were going great. Then one day my wife says she's skipped a period, and she...

Hangover Recollections

“Nothing good ever happens after one in the morning when you're drunk,” he painfully reminded himself of the events he failed to remember. Ben tentatively held his leg out of the bed on the floor to make his proprioception stop spinning the room. To his surprise, it helped. The world seemed to slowly halt to its habitual standstill—by normal human perception anyway. Only his stomach seemed, much to his displeasure, to keep enjoying the rollercoaster ride.With shaky legs, Ben gave standing up a...

Sweet As Candy

Paul Marrs walked through the door to the apartment he shared with his identical twin brother, Peter. “Hey, Bro,” he called out as he put down his briefcase and went to the fridge for a cold beer.Peter yelled back, “Hey, man. You broke out early today.”Walking down the hallway with a beer in hand, Paul replied, “Yeah, the slave master opened the cell doors a little early today. Since it’s Friday, I was glad to have an early reprieve. What the hell are you doing?”“Just cleaning up my bedroom a...

Jacinta part 9

"You know," I muse as I grab my morning coffee and relax on the plush, soft sofa in my father's living room, "it may have been a student shithole, but I miss our old sofa, you know? The whole flat, even." "I know precisely what you mean," Ophelia says, reclining as far back into the sofa as her extra-tight corset will allow. "But we shall return to London soon, and our new flat shall be even better than our previous one!" "And even more of a shithole!" Dad laughs, making me and...

Debbie Does Rudolph

Debbie recoiled in disbelief after her gal pal of many beers sucker punched her in the tit.“This is NOT a thing,” Debbie blurted, berating her drinking bud while rubbing the side of her breast. “You don’t punch Mrs. Claus in the fucking tit. Ever!”“I disrespectfully disagree, you silly twat. This has always been a thing,” Olive reminded her long-time confidante. “Ever since we hooked and crooked our way through college. Say or do stupid shit - get a boot to the box or a fist to the tit. And...

Fuck Talk

==========One morning, GrushaVashnadze awoke to find his PMs filled with a steaming slut. Opening the message, he unintentionally kickstarted a series of double entendres that would change his erotica career forever.==========Subject Line: Let’s Be Friends?VioletVixen: Grusha!I just read your Alison series, and I'm completely obsessed. I hope this doesn’t come off too strong...?We might not be acquainted yet, but I hoped you could help me fine-tune my skills as a filthy writer. It’s always been...

Our Lady of Sorrows

OUR LADY OF SORROWS A Jackie Kaiser Story by Laika Pupkino Somewhere in Heaven (probably downtown, where all the golden freeways come together in a great gleaming bow of an interchange...) is an office building the size of Mount Everest, in which angels with massive ledger books and quill pens keep the balance of our sins. When we do or think something bad it is noted in our account summary, and when we go to confession the priest gives us the bill for whatever we declare, and as...

Violet Gathers Research Material

“Mmm…mmm…mmmph!!!”A big, juicy cock rammed its way inside Violet’s mouth. Its owner moved their hips back and forth, the phallus’ head tickled the entrance to her throat. With a final thrust, the cock went all the way back. Violet gagged and pulled her face back, a single strand of spit trailed behind. She was never very good at deep throating.“I’m cumming!” With a few jerks, steamy hot jizz spurted onto her face and began to slowly trickle down her neck.“That was amazing.” Her partner, Alice,...

Reservation

The wedding had gone off without a hitch. Seamus and Colleen were now married and embarking on the rest of their lives. The church had been decorated out with beautiful flowers, the colour of her choice. Burgundy red roses mixed with cream coloured chrysanthemums.The service flowed and even the congregation had joined in with her chosen hymns. Better yet, the sun joined in and shone down on the happy occasion. Her dress had arrived on time and fitted perfectly.The groom looked immaculate in his...

Der Flaschengeist Teil 18

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