Young Bess Part Two
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With apologies to all devotees of Bess for the long delay, I will try to do better in the future. Shannon Q unintentionally made me feel guilty into submitting this part, after I spent months puttering around with it. I want you to know Shannon that I actually cried after I read your review of Part Six. Fans don't deserve to be kept waiting this long. It's not fair. And, no, I will never abandon this project. Thank you, Shannon. As always, YOUNG BESS is fully copyrighted and may not be...
How very grateful I am to have such good friends supporting this little project! Elaine! I always suspected you were somewhere in the background. Thank you for your editorial collaboration. Special thanks to Brian for so many lovely reviews? To Felicity for your supportive e- mails? To Bluto, Bruce, Sophie, Sirearle, C-Monster, and dd for all your courtesies?many, many thanks! Please note that YOUNG BESS is fully copyrighted and cannot be reprinted or reproduced without the express...
YOUNG BESS ? PART THREE By Jane Howard This little tale is reader driven, and your suggestions are taken most seriously. As you express your ideas in your reviews, I try to incorporate them into the story line provided that I can. New readers are invited to try Part Three, and if you like it to pick the story up from the beginning. This has all been such fun! Thanks so much to Bluto, Bruce, C-Monster, Jezzi, the fabulous Elaine, and other readers for your encouragement. Without...
HumorWe were greeted at the door by my brother Bill, his wife Donna and their big Lab Barney. Barney was a very big dog but was very playful and well trained. I asked Bill how he was ever going to get to the airport, in this snow. He just laughed and said his new Jeep can get through anything. He said he just checked and his flight had not been cancelled. They said their goodbyes and they were off to the Bahamas, I was jealous. There was an hour to go until kickoff, so I checked out my...
Hannah saw that the assembly hall was filling up nicely. The college girls were used to sitting in rows on the floor during assembly and so that wasn’t going to change. Down each side of the hallway were set out wooden chairs with their backs to the wall and they were going to be for the teaching staff and the governors who would normally have sat on the stage, but not today.The stage itself was set out differently than normal. Halfway back there were two student desks with chairs facing one...
SpankingElla came home one night from the hotel with her niece Bess who is 29 and 10 years younger than Ella.Bess was very upset so Ella put her in the shower then explained to me how Bess had just found out he boyfriend had been cheating on her.Bess told Ella that they had broken up so Ella suggested she come and stay with us until she was feeling better i agreed with Ella she should stay.Bess is not very tall is a very plain looking girl but has a curvy figure, fair hair, small firm tits,cheeky smile...
When I was assigned to Operation ‘Blackside’ I’d never heard of it. My life at sea was a pleasant one filled with interesting hard work with cutting edge technology. Since leaving the Naval Academy, I had served time as a deck officer on a small ship before going to electronic intelligence school and back to sea duty where I applied what I’d learned in the school under the tutelage of more experienced officers. While intelligence work sometimes infers clandestine spying and risky covert...
Erotic FictionI want to thank the great (and patient) Elaine for her valuable ideas and assistance in the early development of this story. Young Bess Part One By Jane Howard I was born on the second day of January 1701. It irritated me no end that I had not been born on the first of January 1700 and thus been the first baby born in the eighteenth century. I did not realize then, as I do now, that I was even closer to my goal than I had realized, because 1700 was actually nothing more than the...
HumorShe walked in the room where she kept the three naked men. She looked them over and chose one and grabbed his dick and led him to her private play room. In the room she bent him over the fucking bench and strapped his hands down. Then she bound his cock and balls tight. She spread his legs wide and strapped them down. She used the baster and injected the gel into his asshole. She used two fingers to rub all over the inside of his ass. She put on her biggest strap on with the huge dick. She got...
~ The Hot Tub ~ With Xmas just around the corner the hot tub was finished just in time for the holidays. I went with the Spa and Hot tub because I could get it custom made to seat up to eight people. It was just a big circular wooden cedar tub with removable seating and twelve water jets. The whole thing was enclosed in a circular pergola with glass windows and louvers from about four foot to ceiling height. There was enough room around the tub to walk or have a small table there for...
It had been a joyous occasion for Sr.Severia when she had been informed that she would be made the new Abbess of the Monastery of St.Concepta. The Abbess of the Monastery was a very powerful figure,a person who held sway over the community and was often tasked with administering corporal punishment to those who came before her. After twenty two years of being a nun Sr.Concepta was finally recognised for her tireless work in the community and so the day came when Sr.Severia was bestowed with the...
" This Meghan Markle is a spoiled brat who deserves a good spanking!" the Abbess said to Sr.Agnes. The two Nun's were watching a News segment on the Duke and Duchess of Sussex. "I agree,I would take great satisfaction in placing them both over my knee and teaching them a lesson they would never forget," Sr.Agnes said."It certainly is a great shame that they do not see the need to confess ,I am sure they would have quite a lot to confess too."I would take great pleasure in birching them both,"...
Report to the King of Sparta. B.C 481 "We must conclude that there was more then one Persian ship in our waters. When one met with disaster in the storm, the other picked up survivors and as much wreckage as it could. The shield is the only piece of wreckage that signifies Persian identity. There can be no doubt that it was a spying mission or an attempt to land agents of Persia on our soil or the soil of a neighbouring state. We cannot ignore the possibility that a neighbour may actually...
Le vol dura des heures, et pourtant Maxime n'en pouvait plus d'excitation. Une heure environ avant d'arriver, il se rendit aux toilettes, et se changea pour prendre sa tenue habituelle - jean, baskets blanches, queue de cheval -. Il se sentait ? l'aise ainsi. C'?tait ainsi qu'il comptait vivre aux USA. Galvin lui avait dit que tout ?tait pr?t pour lui, et qu'il n'avait plus qu'? arriver. Son logement, son contrat de travail. Un v?hicule l'attendait ? l'a?roport et devait le conduire ? l'embarcad?re puis jusq...
Aunt Bessie rode into our sleepy little Indiana town sometime back in the 1930's in the back seat of a dust covered Model T Ford that had seen better days. Since I hadn't been born yet, I was told later she had come up from somewhere down South, from a place called Flat Creek. Evidently, Flat Creek must have had its share of unsavory characters because I remember her later warning all of us about certain people. "They're part of that Flat Creek bunch," she would say, "You stay away...
It was a time of horrible raids by terrible marrauding hordes, which caused untold misery, fear and poverty in all of Pelopones. It was a time when Xena and Gabrielle were needed by all the towns, before it is too late, but she was nowhere to be found. The century before had been a good time for all, under the Cooperation Accord of Olympia, there was piece between all the polises, and Xena could concentrate on petty crime and feuding Gods. But now Xena had been on a mission in Asia for years,...
Transition to Vikki, chapter eight, the tale continuesFirst of all, apologies to all. I know it's been a year since the last episode. What can I say !!, depression's a bitch. Made only worse when you lose interest and belief in your own creation. I'm getting back to myself and the interest in telling the rest of this adventure is returning. Sorry for it taking so long, but..... Vikki is back in business.Bright light filtered in through the open window. Between it, and the slow waving of the...
This is just a quickie that I wrote for my own amusement. I was in a somewhat odd mood when writing this one. Heavyweight By Morpheus I leaned back in my chair, taking a good long look at my computer monitor before announcing, "Work sucks and the company stinks." Of course I paid little attention to the fact that I was telecommuting as always and that the only person around was myself. Sometimes I did miss the old water cooler conversations, though certainly not enough to...
Cousins - Une Histoire de Famille - partie 3 Par Loulou Note: cette histoire est pure fiction et aucun des personnages n'existe vraiment ? l'ext?rieur de ces lignes. Ne m'en veuillez pas de prendre quelques libert?s avec la r?alit?. Chapitre 12 - Rentr?e des Classes pour Chris Pour des raisons diff?rentes, les deux cousins ?taient tout aussi inquiets. Chris faisait sa rentr?e dans la l'?cole de beaut? et Sam avait mis ses nouveaux v?tements et esp?rait plaire ? Jessica. M?me s'il avait dit le contraire ? son cou...
It’s been a month since Robert, my wife’s lover moved in with us and just over one month since she imposed the sex ban on me. One month since I have seen her gorgeous body, one month since I have seen her in her underwear, one month that the only sexual relief I get is from jerking my self off. She continues to sunbathe in the nude with our next door neighbor every Monday afternoon and takes his cum in her mouth during their shower together after their sunbathe session. Last weekend we were...
ExhibitionismJason loved the photographs that Shane took and I was lucky enough again to clean their cum from her pussy after he had made love to my wife that night.The next night was the first of my four punishments and I had to watch her walk to Kevin’s house to spend the whole night with him.I went to bed early and worked myself off to the visions of Christy in bed with our elderly neighbor and I was woken up at six the following morning with a text from her.“Good morning baby, Kevin has unlocked the...
ExhibitionismCe jour-l?, Maxime Lamothe eu 17 ans pour la premi?re fois de sa vie. Bien s?r, il avait eu 16 ans, aussi, et 15 ans avant ?a. Mais ces ann?es-l? ?taient encore porteuses d'espoir. Il avait attendu, attendu, mais il s'?tait jur? que si ??a? ne changeait pas, il irait voir quelqu'un. Au cas o?. C'?tait maintenant. - Ecoutez, jeune homme...je ne vois rien d'anormal. Votre taille ne devrait...plus tellement changer. Vos parents ?taient d?j? petits eux aussi, apr?s tout. Mais c'est vrai, g?n?ralement...enfin....-...
Maxime resta tr?s longtemps dans un demi-coma. Ou, tout du moins, il le pensait. Des images allaient et venaient. Des personnages apparaissaient devant lui. Il ne pouvait pas voir leur visage, mais il les entendait parler. Parfois en fran?ais, parfois en anglais. Il se sentit avoir froid. Puis chaud. Puis froid ? nouveau. Et faim. Et chaud. Plusieurs fois il voulut ouvrir ses yeux, mais il n'y parvenait pas. Lorsqu'il ouvrit enfin ses yeux, il ?tait dans une chambre d'h?pital. Toute blanche, toute...
In this part Theron trys to drug Queen to make her his lifetime slave. And he started to sceduce her hard. [email protected]
FantasyI'll make it a Date, Part Eight: Tabitha's Story Introduction I have been telling my story of how I met and fell in love with Tabitha, and everything that followed in our first week together. I hope that I have given you some idea of how much I enjoyed that time. We were madly in love and it was unbelievable that we had a place where we could be intimate in complete comfort and privacy. I was the luckiest man on earth. So far, everything I have written has been from my point of...
Note from the author: The story is in Italian as I realized it is too hard for me to keep writing in English, but I will probably translate it later on. ---------------------------- Capitolo 3: Rachel Matt sedeva al tavolo della cucina di Steve. Una massa indistinta di capelli viola le ondeggiava davanti al viso ogni volta che si muoveva. Indossava ancora il pigiama prestatole da Chelsea. "Non riesco proprio a credere di aver avuto bisogno di un...
Luke had just planted his explosive when he felt the first arrow find its way through his armor and hit his leg, but he had no time to think about it for the explosive would be going off in fifteen seconds. He made sure that it was planted right and turned to run. That’s when he felt the second hit. This one was serious for it was in his abdomen. Before he could get out, he was hit once more in his leg. He fought through the pain to make sure that he was out of there in time. He ran out...
Cousins - Une Histoire de Famille - partie 5 Par Loulou Note : cette histoire est pure fiction et aucun des personnages n'existe vraiment ? l'ext?rieur de ces lignes. Ne m'en veuillez pas de prendre quelques libert?s avec la r?alit?. Chapitre 21 - Une jolie secr?taire Sam se r?veilla en pensant que jamais il n'avait si bien dormi. Comme Chris dormait encore, il prit son petit d?jeuner en silence. Quand il entendit Chris arriver derri?re lui, Sam leva la t?te pour recevoir un baiser. "Sammy, tu as l'air...
Duty, Honor, Country, Family- Part Eight By Danielle J I want to thank Puddin for her help in preparing this story for publication. ***** Hiromi went straight to the basement area rather than her apartment after arriving at the Negishi Bay apartment tower. Before heading down a flight of stairs, she gave an order to Kimo, "Go upstairs and fetch one of my robes." The Negishi Bay apartment building had both central air and heating due to the building's recent construction....
Corsets and Boots: Part Eight Chapter Fifteen Work We returned to the shop, after our honeymoon, to find that two batches of completed garments had been delivered by the factory and were overdue for dispatch, so we had to roll up our sleeves and start packing them at once. I almost wished that we had accepted Gerald's offer to mail the orders direct to the customers while we were away; but I preferred to deal with this part of the business myself so that I could deal with any...
Introduction: Ron Popeil offers a new invention called The Spartan Spitter. Introducing the Spartan Spitter Story: #25 Copyright 2005 Written: February 06 2005 A story By: KaosAngel Proofed by: Piasa_Troll Please send any comments about this story to ([email protected]) ********************************************************************** Imagine yourself sitting in your favorite easy chair, nagging wife finally went to bed, or those unruly daughters disregarded your rules and ran out again,...
Young male fuck mature married counterparts in the shower in her pussy and ass: office romance began with a series of continuous orgasmsThe long, seemingly endless, travel trip consisted entirely of some training and business lunches. She was sent there in the company of four male colleagues. Three of them are married, single, and one to a very good-looking, but she would never have allowed myself to have office romance, because she is married, and a daughter. Yes, she and her husband did not...
THE GAMES PART EIGHT By Nancy Rose If you haven't read Parts One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six and Seven you really should! Part One is here... https://fictionmania.tv/searchdisplay/authordisplay.html?word=1473 Chapter 27 MY NAME IS KIP AND I'm naked as a jaybird. I'm trotting through the hallways, going around corners, going straight, trying door knobs, and all of them are...
WARNING this is part eight of a multi-part Story that will include permanent extreme forced feminization, intense humiliation and forced sex acts, if you do not like this kind of story do not read. The events depicted are pure fantasy and have no place in real life. My Hero Cheryl Lynn very kindly helped with the editing. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Daniel regained full consciousness lying on a rubber sheeted hospital bed, the overhead...
Story: #25 Copyright ©2005 Written: February 06 2005 A story By: KaosAngel Proofed by: Piasa_Troll Please send any comments about this story to ([email protected]) ********************************************************************** Imagine yourself sitting in your favorite easy chair, nagging wife finally went to bed, or those unruly daughter's disregarded your rules and ran out again, you wish there was some way to spit and process them without spending a fortune, flipping...
I opened my eyes. I didn’t open them the movie way. I opened them fast and clear. This time it didn’t take long for my brain to reboot. I still could taste my night meal in my mouth. I felt my tongue wrapped in the dark and bitter odor taste of mummy’s shit. I sucked my tongue inside my own mouth and tried to get as much of that sexy taste as I could. Then I turned to the side and watched mum. She was still sleeping. The clock’s digital numbers showed it was quarter past nine. Obviously the...
The Other Side of Me - Part Eight by Limbo's Mistress I lay there in the soaked sheets, panting and trying to get my voluntary muscles back into some semblance of working order. As I did, I fought against acknowledging the situation, the moment, I'd landed in when I flipped back over to the other side. No, negative, no way, not going to happen. However, my rebellious thoughts were as beholden to my desires as a bird is to the ground. I had leapt back into Charlene while she was...
Part Eight. The storm outside woke her up, she set straight up in the bed and her eyes strained against the dark. It seemed the power was still out, pulling the sheet up she realized Leon was no longer sleeping next to her. "Leon?" As she was met with no answer a paralyzing fear filled her, no more like a bad feeling. Taking the sheet along with her she moved around the apartment and called out to him again, once again there was silence. He wouldn't have left would he, than again if...
Part Eight Permanent. Stan and I got back to the apartment after dropping off the last of my boy clothes at Goodwill. I walked into the closet in our bedroom. On one side were Stan's clothes, which were much too large to ever fit me. On my side of the closet were the only clothes that I could wear: colorful dresses, tops, and skirts. My shoe rack contained delicate, strappy high heeled sandals, spectator pumps, and open toed slingbacks, most of them decorated with delicate...
Parte 3- Boa! Exclamou o J, que logo se refreou um pouco perante a minha quase indiferença.- Excelente ideia I, concordou o P, e como temos pouca roupa em cima de nós acaba num instante. Risos.- Não sei não…disse eu, tentando reverter a decisão que parecia tomada.- Qual é o problema? De qualquer forma já nos vimos todos nuzinhos hoje à tarde! Argumentou o J.Estava-se mesmo a ver onde eles nos queriam levar, mas perante tanta insistência e concordância, não seria eu a estragar o barato. Tb era...
7 de octubre 2017ESTEBAN, DAVID, MIGUELDurante el día fui hacer compras para mi casa y fui a vitriniar en un centro comercial, luego en la tarde me puse a ver una película con Denzel Washington y Marc Anthony sobre un secuestro, no pude ver el final ya que me dormí, lastima pero sabía que con la dormida tendría más energía para la noche.Me aliste para salir sola, me entro la idea durante la semana, una ducha y loción corporal para estar deliciosa. Salí bastante sexy para provocar, fui a un...
Después de lo que había pasado en el hotel aquel, no podía quitarme de la cabeza lo ocurrido.Antes de salir de la habitación me había dado un pequeño papel con la dirección de su trabajo y el número de teléfono.Había pasado ya casi un mes cuando encontré esa nota guardada en mi cajón entre mi ropa anterior, la saque y no pude evitar sentir que mi respiración se agito recordando de nuevo aquella verga en mis labios entrando y saliendo, sus venas marcadas.Cargue la nota entre mis libros unos días...
GRAN BEL PASTICCIO -parte 1Una serata andata male!?!Dipende dai punti di vista... vediamo un poco. Dal mio punto di vista, beh... si!Appuntamento alle 21.30.Auto lustra e con pieno.Agghindato come un albero di Natale.Arrapato come...Lei mora, occhi verdi, un poco a mandorla, bella al naturale, un seno proporzionato con due capezzoli che dietro al costume erano sempre turgidi, fianchi perfetti, alti e stretti, ginocchia esili ed ossute, caviglie sottili, glutei da bralilera, ballerina ed...
Ships, particularly warships, have watertight compartments to stop internal flooding from torpedoes, bombs, or other hull damage to the ship. Sailors slam the heavy steel doors (hatches) shut and seal them tight, also known as dogging the hatches. This keeps the ship afloat during times of crisis.Military people, particularly those who have seen combat, also have compartments. When you’re flying off of your leader’s wing (who is also your best friend) and he gets blown out of the sky and you...
Love Stories(C) Mojavejoe420 2020 Ships, particularly warships, have watertight compartments to stop internal flooding from torpedoes, bombs, or other hull damage to the ship. Sailors slam the heavy steel doors (hatches) shut and seal them tight, also known as dogging the hatches. This keeps the ship afloat during times of crisis. Military people, particularly those who have seen combat, also have compartments. When you’re flying off of your leader’s wing (who is also your best friend) and he gets...
Crazy Eights Tom was getting frustrated, trying to find his son. He never realized a ten-minute trip to Walmart with two teenage boys could turn into such an ordeal. Girls maybe, but boys? Weren’t boys supposed to be easier? It was the middle of summer, so he had told Zak that he could have a pool party this weekend. They were here to pick up chips, salsa, burgers, hot dogs and such. Of course, Zak and his friend Gary had to take the detour, which led to new floats, rafts, games, and toys to...
Eta bochor 2 ager ghotona holeo er suru hoi chilo aro 7-8 mas pichone. tokhon ami 19 bochor sobe college a admission niachi. Ek din natun bondhu der sathe prothom blue film dekhlam tar por bari te ase mal khali kore dia prothom B.F. dekhar shad metalam. tar por suru holo prai regular B.F. dekha. Ek din B.F. dekha bari te firechi dekhi Maa er dressing room er alo golche ar dorja tao alpo phank hoia aache. Tar aage bole ni maa er nam Minati tokhon boios chilo 40-41 motamuti sundori , figure ar...
This story is Completley Fictional Ever since my wife died, I have not been with a woman. Sure i have wacked off to porn, but its not the same as the real thing. Anyways, i am a DJ for weddings and stuff. I see tons of drunk beautiful women, but my very beautiful 19 year old daughters are more than that. In part of being a DJ, i am a computer wiz, so our house is decked out with computers, fast internet, and digital security. I have cameras in every room in the house. Not one room dosent have a...
IncestBowling — the Final Round Friday — Session One The Friday session was providing just one match that held any significance to the final composition of the top ten, the twenty-seventh placed Warriors against the eighth placed Hawks who though seemingly secure in the top ten could, if they put in a bad one, drop to ninth or even tenth spot. The other two matches featured the bottom place Strikers against the Sixteenth placed Ravens and the twenty-third placed Devils playing the twenty-fifth...
Rocky Mountain Road TripPart EightKathy was kneeling before Mark & Keith with her back to her husband who was laying on the bed with his armsaround Sherry & Angel looking very content.Mark told her, "Lick my hand and suck my fingers as ashow of submission and do the same for Master Keith."Kathy said, "Yes Master Mark." Then she took hold of bothmen's hands and obediently licked and sucked fingers.After awhile of licking and sucking Master Keith told her,"Continue sucking our fingers and...
Note de l'auteur: vous trouverez dans ce chapitre et dans les suivants, quelques tranches de vie de l'enfance d'Alexandre. Ces petites histoires, qui se d?roulent entre 10 et 15 ans environ, permettront d'accompagner Alexandre dans la d?couverte de sa vraie personnalit?. L'enfance d'Alex - Partie 1 Arriv?e... La nouvelle maison ------------------------ Victor Martis n'?tais pas m?content de quitter cet appartement qui commen?ait ? ?tre trop petit pour eux trois... Il savait qu'Alexandre serait ...
Cousins - Une Histoire de Famille - partie 4 Par Loulou Note : cette histoire est pure fiction et aucun des personnages n'existe vraiment ? l'ext?rieur de ces lignes. Ne m'en veuillez pas de prendre quelques libert?s avec la r?alit?. Chapitre 17 - Nouveau look Assise ? son bureau, Jessica se demanda comment Sam serait habill? ce lundi matin, elle trouvait qu'il avait un gout tr?s s?r pour coordonner ses v?tements. Il avait tellement chang? depuis trois semaines qu'elle se demandait si c'?tait bien le m?me ...
Cousins - Une Histoire de Famille - partie 6 Par Loulou Note : cette histoire est pure fiction et aucun des personnages n'existe vraiment ? l'ext?rieur de ces lignes. Ne m'en veuillez pas de prendre quelques libert?s avec la r?alit?. ***** Chapitre 23 - Un matin enchant? Sam eut toutes les peines du monde ? ouvrir les yeux et de plus, il avait une affreuse migraine. Il regarda autour de lui mais pas moyen de se rappeler comment il ?tait venu jusqu'? sa chambre. Quel jour d?j?? Ah oui, samedi... il a...
Cousins - Une Histoire de Famille - partie 7 Par Loulou Note: cette histoire est pure fiction et aucun des personnages n'existe vraiment ? l'ext?rieur de ces lignes. Ne m'en veuillez pas de prendre quelques libert?s avec la r?alit?. Chapitre 25 - M?tamorphose Comme maintenant tous les matins, Sam se r?veilla dans le lit de son cousin et la nuit avait ?t? encore une fois merveilleuse. Il sourit et l'embrassa pour le r?veiller. "Chris, c'est d?j? lundi, il faut se lever." Chris ouvrit p?niblement les ye...
Cousins - Une Histoire de Famille - partie 8 Par Loulou Note: cette histoire est pure fiction et aucun des personnages n'existe vraiment ? l'ext?rieur de ces lignes. Ne m'en veuillez pas de prendre quelques libert?s avec la r?alit?. ***** Chapitre 29 - La Nouvelle Fille de l'Agence Le soir venu, Samantha rentra chez elle et attendit impatiemment Kathy. Quand elle arriva, elle trouva Sam si adorable dans son ensemble rose bonbon qu'elle ne put r?sister ? la tentation de la caresser. Comme Chris...
Cousins - Une Histoire de Famille - partie 10 Par Loulou Note: cette histoire est pure fiction et aucun des personnages n'existe vraiment ? l'ext?rieur de ces lignes. Ne m'en veuillez pas de prendre quelques libert?s avec la r?alit?. ***** Chapitre 41 - Totalement Samantha Dans les affaires que lui avait offertes Jessica, Samantha d?couvrit des choses toutes plus jolies les unes que les autres. Des robes, des jupes, des chemisiers et pleins de tops et chaussures... il y avait m?me des sous-v...
------------------------- M?MOIRES D'UNE POUP?E ------------------------- UNE ?TERNIT? DE PLASTIQUE Tant de vigueur sexuelle malgr? l'?ge Il me chargea sur la banquette arri?re de sa voiture et d?marra. Alors qu'il conduisait, il se mit ? me parler, jetant dans le r?troviseur des petits coups d'oeil amus?s dans ma direction. - Tu sais Lola, si tu es aussi bonne qu'ils l'affirment, je crois que je ne vais pas regretter mon achat. C'est que, ? toi je peux le dire, les femmes en g?n?ral me les br...
D – I am laying on my bed with my boxers on and a loose t shirt and I’ve got my Xbox controller in hand trying to kill all these motherfuckers in Halo 3 when suddenly my cell phone rings. It’s Mrs. Brinkerhoff, McKenna’s mother. She says that she and her husband have been caught all day in meetings clear on the other side of town and that due to a major traffic accident, they have decided not to come home and to instead get a hotel there tonight. She asks me if I can please cancel any plans...