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Ladies and Gentlemen, President Chelsea Clinton By Heather St. Claire January 20, 2025 NBC News Anchor Natalie Morales: And there you have it, the inaugural address of President Chelsea Clinton. And now the new President is embraced by her husband, Marc Mezvinski, and her children, Bill, who is 12, and her daughter Olivia, who just turned eight. And now, a heartfelt hug from her mother, Hillary Rodham Clinton. Wouldn't you like to know what words they're exchanging at this...
A little about myself I have had a mackintosh fetish for as long I can remember all types leather pvc and rubber. When I was very young back in the early 60s my mother used to wear a rubber lined mackintosh, at that time I loved it and didn't know why, I would often touch it or hold the rubber lining against my face and smell the fantastic aroma it gave off, thought I was the only one in the world with this problem. As time went by I discovered wanking and when ever my mother was out...
Clinton By Cal Y. Pygia "How many inches?" she asked. "Twelve," he said. "Really?" "Really." "If you're lying, you're just wasting your time." And mine, she thought. "I'm not." "Okay, then. It's a date." Tiffany hoped the jerk was telling the truth. In her experience, men often lied about the size of their dicks, and she liked her cocks big-- and Black. Supposedly, Clinton, her latest client, was both. She'd see soon enough, she...
We take turns locating a suitable victim and then we spend lots of time researching and planning. By the time we’re ready, we know all about her habits. We map out how to catch and rape her without being caught, leaving no useful evidence behind. Sometimes, though, we leave a few red herrings. Red herrings like a few years ago when we watched a girl’s boyfriend fuck her a few times so we would know what she liked. Then, we took her (blindfolded) and fucked her in the same way as her...
Hello ISS readers! This is my second story. Thank you everyone for the overwhelming response to my first story. Here, this is JD, back again with my second story. This is a real story but with certain nuances added to make it a good fun. I was studying in a reputed medical college in Chennai. The heroine of this story is my classmate Sanjana. She is a slim, tall girl with a busty figure. Right from the day I entered this college, I had an eye on her figure. Though not so fair, she looks...
Tags : shower sex, hot friend, kissing Hello, everyone, this is Raj is from Pune. You can contact me at This is the story where I and my friend Trisha had sex after a badminton match. Trisha is one of the hottest girls in my college. She carries any outfit with confidence and looks great(as she was athletic). We met on the first day of college and have been friends since. She is a flirt and was single and I was too. I enjoyed her company, sometimes we used to chat a lot but none of us fell for...
2010 - 2011 For the next couple of years, things went relatively smoothly. I didn’t have to provide much more than routine guidance in Washington. John had a compliant Congress after both the 2008 and 2010 elections, and he got most of what he wanted from them. He really did turn out to be a third term of the Buckman administration. The American Renaissance Initiative, Adrianopolis/Stouffer, and The American Impact Project all worked together to push a moderate Republican agenda, and...
6 or maybe 7 years ago I was working 6 days a week, 12 hour shifts with only a Wednesday off. So no time for a girlfriend so I started seeing escorts again.At the time I was still old school and finding them in back of the sport newspaper in classifieds section, there used to be around 5 adverts for Middlesbrough in northeast section, there was one think it said something like mboro female 6 days then had home phone number and a mobile number. I phoned talked to a very nice sounding lady who...
Hopefully erotica for those who would like to be titillated.Sorry to run off early ladies, but I have to get home to put the little ones to bed. See you all next week” shouted Amanda as she ran out of the changing room. I sat on the bench in the old school changing rooms, absolutely shattered. It had turned out to be a really lovely evening, with three other mums, from my k**s school, playing badminton. I hadn’t played since I was a teenager, and I used to love the game. Sadly age, ch*****n,...
The Badminton MatchThe sports club usually closed at ten thirty in the evening but this had been a grudge match between two girls who did not particularly like each other and therefore neither would agree to a draw or a postponement when closing time came and as a result they were the last two in the gym.Jane was tall and fairly slim with long blonde hair, tanned legs and arms which were shown off to advantage by her white skirt and blouse. In contrast Alice was a...
Hey guys, this is a continuation of my previous asstr story. So, do check it out, guys. This is the event that took place after the badminton court. My best friend Kalpana and I took a shower in different bathrooms. I wrapped a towel and sat on my bed. Kalpana came out wearing a towel and her hair was still dripping wet and it was just so beautiful. I moved my towel a little bit and started stroking my dick as she was drying herself. She saw me and turned away as she was shy. I went near her...
Hey guys, this is the third part of the events that unfolded after our badminton session. To know more, read the previous parts. It’s been a week now, I and Kalpana would make out in college whenever we got the chance and I would slap her ass when no one is around. Sometimes, I would squeeze her ass when we were in a crowd. She sucked my dick dry many times in the college washroom and would swallow my cum. Now, we were friends with benefits. One day, I got a call from Mani (my badminton coach...
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The road was every bit as rough as I remembered: granite boulders, sandstone, steep, deep ruts, narrow. I was in my new Jeep Wrangler, the first off-road trek I’d made with it. What a perfect place, the old Anthony Lakes lookout. I’d been there once before with my parents, probably twenty years earlier, when I was a teenager with much more important things on my mind than a mountain trek with parents and my brother, like girls.My parents were still around, but my older brother, he’d gotten...
Love StoriesWell, the golf tournament was great fund-raising success. In the end we shared it with the national campaign, so that made the ticket prices higher and the turnout was huge, but I was in my true element. I mean to say that it was exciting to be manager of a small campaign right alongside the presidential campaign. Mark, in his second campaign for Stare Representative was impressing a lot of people. I was running Mark's campaign for the third time in six years. He would run again for the...
So, A Man Walks Into A Bar... By Julie O Edited by Amelia R. Chapter 1 Devlin Byrne stepped inside the bar and shook off the rain from his coat and hat. He hung up his well worn trench coat and cap on the hooks by the door, knowing that no one would bother them. Normally he wouldn't have gone out on such a terrible night, even if it was to get a few...
I was 20 years old, working night security at a factory near my house where I spent most of my time looking at porn and jerking off. I had known for years that I was into both guys and girls but hadn't yet been with a guy apart from the little bit of experimentation that I mentioned above but about six months before this story took place I began to seriously crave cock. From the time I hit puberty I had basically been addicted to porn and I was into any and every type of porn that was out...
It was my first day of my last year at high school and my parents were neglecting me as always. They own their own company and almost never have time for me, So I just ate eat some cereal and headed out the door I have never really been the one to dress up but I decided what the hell it's my last year of high school I mind as well do it big. So I wore some semi tight skinny jeans a white plain shirt and my favorite glasses. My most favorite person in the world Amanda said I look cute in them,...
It was my first day of my last year at high school and my parents were neglecting me as always. They own their own company and almost never have time for me, So I just ate eat some cereal and headed out the door I have never really been the one to dress up but I decided what the hell it’s my last year of high school I mind as well do it big. So I wore some semi tight skinny jeans a white plain shirt and my favorite glasses. My most favorite person in the world Amanda said I look cute in them,...
It was a normal day like any other I was on my way over to a friend’s house and I was amped up because this was when I could watch porn. My friend had his own computer and was always finding videos for us to watch. I could not wait to enjoy being able to jerk off to videos that were only fantasy's to me. I had sex with girls before and always was intrigued by gay sex and having a t-girl dominates me. I was scared to come out and ask a girl if she would finger me. I thought about cd's,...
He had to use the bathroom after some bad seafood he ate, so I stopped at a reststop on the way. It was packed, and there were tons of people. While he was there, I walked in to the bathroom to pee. I walked in and saw that all of the urinals were full, and nobody seemed to follow the "every other" urinal rule that I used to abide by. I went up next to a guy who seemed about 23. I chose him because I could see his large cock when I entered the bathroom. He must have been about 5 inches...
But this is the story of my first gay experience, and this happened not that long ago and I remember it vividly and smile while thinking about it. Anyways, so back in high school during my senior year I had dropped roughly 70lbs because honestly, I really wanted to get fucked out of my mind by a girl. And being my senior year, my golf coach had me promoted to Captain and I had to work with all the incoming freshmen who joined the team. Some were cute to me, but one kid stood out...
But this is the story of my first gay experience, and this happened not that long ago and I remember it vividly and smile while thinking about it. Anyways, so back in high school during my senior year I had dropped roughly 70lbs because honestly, I really wanted to get fucked out of my mind by a girl. And being my senior year, my golf coach had me promoted to Captain and I had to work with all the incoming freshmen who joined the team. Some were cute to me, but one kid stood out amongst...
part 1 Mother and Son Bonding Lois griffin was putting some clothes away in the linen closet when she heard moaning coming from her son chris’s room. Some what worried she quickly walked over to his half open door and looked in on him. Her eyes widened in shock as she saw her son lying on his bed stark naked rapidly stroking his massive thick cock. Lois burst into the room “CHRIS what the hell do you think you’re doing?!?” “Mom!”Lois walked over to her son's bed ending up standing over...
“Well…I guess now is as good a time to tell you guys” Eric finally said after a break in conversation. For a while now Eric and his family had talked about moving to another state so his dad could get a promotion at the company he works for. When he said that I instantly started wondering how long it would be till I lost one of my best friends, but then: “I’m bi” he announced. “really?” Kyle asked “ I honestly did not see that coming” I said. As the day went on we asked Eric...
She bent over to move some junk out of the way for me to work and I got a nice view of her ass as her shorts hiked up enough for the bottom of her cheeks to pop out. I imagined fucking her in that position. It took me a long time on her install because there was a lot of work to do and Janet was constantly offering me drinks and chit chatting with me. She was also very touchy feely which got my dick thinking about fucking her. She got to talking about how she was divorced and she lived in...
When i got there I saw him immediatly. He was so cute. He was 29 tall and handsom. I walked up to his car and said that I was Josh. He asked if i wanted to go and get a room and without hesitation i said yes. I climed into his car and buckled up. He had a big 7.5 inch dick that made my mouth water just looking at it through his shorts. He got the room and we went to it. I remember going in and sitting down on the bed and I closed my eyes and took a deep breath and the next think i knew there...
She felt it. First it was the strong punch to the head by that pink haired girl, then it was the touch of those damn reincarnations. She knew what was to come next. She knew she was to be sealed away. Her power strip from her, and split among those nine beasts. The rest of her chakra that she had taken from those lowly humans would be returned to them. Her soul would be lost to the ages yet again. It wasn't fair. She hadn't even been back a day, and she was yet again being sealed. She looked...
Mature"Again, this is the voice of NASA's PRO speaking to you." JC could easily imagine the butterscotch smooth golden speaking voice of the agency's Public Relations Office narrating in real time the live video feed, "On the left side of the screen...you see Mission Commander JC Vaughan, wearing her white pressure suit and on the right, Mission Engineer David James Lloyd also suited up." The Selene One Command Module was halfway through its first orbit and they were finishing the post launch checks....
The story of a group of guys and you as a ring leader has been lingering in my mind ... I keep going back to the Seattle hotel in my fantasies with you these days ... maybe because that's some of the greatest sex we have had. The image of that faceless Puerto Rican covered in tattoos and the other two ... a white guy of average build but young - maybe early twenties - and a black guy who has a chiseled figure ... it really doesn't matter what they look like but that they do what you say ......
The day started like any normal week day. The alarm clock went off early in the morning, I hit snooze and dozed off for ten minutes before it went off again. This time I killed the alarm did a good stretch before climbing out of bed. The morning tasks went like usual, then I got dressed in a polo work shirt and khakis. I cooked some bacon, eggs and hash browns before leaving the house to make my first stop. It was a new customer and company policy was new customers are top priority. A call the...
Not my story but one from myhotwife blogA couple weeks back I got an email from a commercial airline pilot who said he’d be flying into my town and wondered if I’d be interested in a rendezvous at the Embassy Suites near the airport. He said he had a six hour layover and couldn’t think of a better way to spend it than borrowing another man’s wife for the afternoon. At first I was a little surprised at his forward approach, so I called his bluff and told him to message me and we could talk about...
I wrote this as a way to process my sexual development, as well at to share my dirty secrets with like-minded people.This will be deemed sexually devious, inappropriate and offensive to some people. DON'T READ IT IF YOU'RE NOT A DEVIANT!I’m a 33 year old guy, I’m in a hetro relationship and I’m straight.I love sharing my sexual experiences on-line, particularly those from my teenage years. Sharing stories from my youth, and photos and videos of my more recent sexual pastimes is a very...
This happened when I just joined in a software firm after my graduation. Reshma is the heroine of the story (not real name ), she is a Bengali girl with sexy boobs. By the way, this is pranay a Telugu guy from Vizag. You might have read my previous story “how I made love with my crush like bhabhi”. Thanks for response and I’m sure who asked for suggestions got it. You can get back to me at Me and others who are about to join the firm created a group on WhatsApp to ask suggestions to senior who...
Hey. Thank you for your responses. I’ll write about what happened after my experience with the old man and the auto guy. I was returning home the next day and i got a call from the auto guy telling me that he’ll pick me up from the bus stop. I waited for him and he reached there in about 5mins. I got into the auto and he said we’re going to that same house again and that he forgot the keys, so we’ll do it outside on the shed. I nodded to it. We reached there in about 20 mins. I got out of the...
SEVEN ASIAN BLOWJOBS IN SEVEN DAYSVOTE FOR THE BESTPLEASE SEE:- INTRO AND DAY ONE – MEI- DAY TWO – EMI- DAY THREE – YUZMIN- DAY FOUR – YONG-JAE- DAY FIVE - JOYCEDAY SIX – NGUYET?I was relieved to know I could get a little more sleep on the boat. We were travelling to one of the islands near the mainland, and it would take a couple of hours. My dreams were saturated with images of Joyce trying to coax my cock inside her, my near-death experience oral sex with Yong-Jae, the mystery of Yuzmin...
Early left Susan sobbing on the couch and taking his Explorer went shopping for beds to replace their marital king. Early tersely told him what he required, and then with little thought given to details he purchased the beds, leaving instructions for next day, Sunday delivery. Leaving the store, Early sat in his car and cried. The reality and uncertainty of where he and Susan were heading overwhelmed him. Regaining his composure, Early just drove with no destination in mind. On a beautiful...
I’m not The Porn Guy. I’m not really sure how many times I have to say this, but people keep confusing me with that asshole. Sure, we’ve both got “Porn” in our names, and we both have websites devoted to the topic, but that’s pretty much where the similarities end. I think it should be obvious just by looking at what we have to offer, but the internet’s a funny place, and Google sure doesn’t know any fucking better. So maybe this will be a good time to dig in and let you all know who the...
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Jessie looked coolly at the man sitting across from her. She didn’t like him. Not his silk shirt, not his slicked back hair, not his fake tan. Gino the strip club owner. He was a walking stereotype. Her thoughts drifted mournfully to the Glade plug in working overtime in her office to combat this douchebag’s aggressive use of Axe body spray. Then she thumbed through the bundle of cash he’d tossed in her lap. “Look, I need this done, and I’m told you’re the only person to talk to...
This appointment tonight filled her with a modicum of hope. Her doctor had made her believe this could be the solution. It had to be. Because Melissa wasn’t sure she could survive another day. Not. One. More. Day. Not like this. The street numbers flew past, but then she stopped. She’d gone too far. She back tracked and still couldn’t find it. But it had to be here. It had to … There, a barely visible alleyway descending into pitch darkness. Away from the...
I admit fucking Alice was out of this world, her tight cunt and sweet mouth, awesome, and the fact that she too was now being manipulated into fucking strangers for me had made me regrettably overlook my sexy whore mother in law. I had to change this and as my girlfriend was away for two weeks and Alice was helping out in the pub till late I had time to get my cock up Fiona. Alice cleared off to work and I sat in the front room on the sofa next to Fiona. The clock was ticking round to 7pm...
Hiii … hiii …somehow time passed unnoticed , we talked about lots of stuff , exchanged emails , she told me I’d like to see more of u , sure I told her . then later we did chat by the messenger , all was nice & pure . I saw her the other day in the library , where we sat outside & she started to tell me about herself , how old is she , her personality , what do people think of her, told me about her family….told me that she is not allowed to go out with me unless I go meet her father , then...
It’s started this late Saturday night at a night club. Colette Enzo’s has woke up & found out she was laying down past out in the middle of the dancefloor. Colette has been partying and drinking all night with her girlfriends. Colette was looking very sexy. She had on a hot red leather tight pants and a black blouse and high heels opened toes shoes. Colette was enjoiying herself and having a good time…too much of a good time. Colette was drinking all types of alcohol and took...
Introduction: Fiona has no idea that the cock that uses her holes tonight is the same cock that fucked her daughter the night before……neither does the farmer know that his had his cock up a mother and daughter on different nights The problem Id had over the last week or so is that fucking 3 women, all in the same household, a tiresome exercise. The only thing that made it achievable is the fact that my missus the eldest of the two daughters worked away a lot of the time. Since I began fucking...
“So ya gonna take the job or not?”Jessie looked coolly at the man sitting across from her. She didn’t like him. Not his silk shirt, not his slicked back hair, not his fake tan. Gino the strip club owner. He was a walking stereotype. Her thoughts drifted mournfully to the Glade plug in working overtime in her office to combat this douchebag’s aggressive use of Axe body spray. Then she thumbed through the bundle of cash he’d tossed in her lap.“Look, I need this done, and I’m told you’re the...
SupernaturalMelissa hurried down the street hunched against the rain. Her wispy blonde hair matted down to a dull brown in the downpour. The coat she held carelessly against the aggressive storm molded to her slight frame. Yet it wasn’t the weather she was trying to avoid. It was the stares. The inescapable feeling that everyone knew. Knew what had happened to her. Knew she had changed. Knew that she was a boiling cauldron of lust, desire, and need. Knew all they had to do was demand it and...
SupernaturalHow I be came a master – interracial sex stoFirst let me say, I’m a black male 5’10″ tall and 240lbs not fat, solid. This is my story of how I became the master in a cuckold relationship. It is a very long story, I hope you enjoy.I was on the road staying at a pretty nice hotel. This business trip was a very hard one. The job that looked as if it would only take a day or two ended up taking two weeks. Well, anyway. At the end of the first week, I decided to go out and have a few drinks. Just to...
I wrote how I initially dipped my toe into dogging and received quite a variety of responses. I’ll simply choose to ignore the rude ones and will share more with those who were interested. Something I feel I should point out is that reality and fantasy are quite different things. Although I talk about what happened back then calmly and comfortably now, things were quite different for me back then. A lot of time has passed and many things have happened that have helped me grow comfortable with...
Holy shit," was the only utterance from my wife as I now took the cock in my mouth with total abandon, letting it slide as far down as I could without gagging. I was demonstrating to Laurie just how good I was at sucking cock and if there had been any doubts, they were totally erased now."Like I said, I question whether he's bi or just out an out gay now," Steve teased. "He simply can't get enough of my cock. He loves sucking down my load and really begs to have his ass fucked," Steve...
A few weeks ago, I attended a training conference in Hilton Head, S.C. The company I work for has multiple locations throughout the southeast and paid all the expenses to the four day program. They were willing to pay at least half of the accommodations or all of it if we were willing to share a room with another company employee. All other expenses, including meals, were paid for as well as a small daily expense account for entertainment.I'm 28 and my wife and I just purchased our first home a...
Melissa hurried down the street hunched against the rain. Her wispy blonde hair matted down to a dull brown in the downpour. The coat she held carelessly against the aggressive storm molded to her slight frame. Yet it wasn’t the weather she was trying to avoid. It was the stares. The inescapable feeling that everyone knew. Knew what had happened to her. Knew she had changed. Knew that she was a boiling cauldron of lust, desire and need. Knew all they had to do was demand it and she...
Sandy was the newest teacher at the Hardintown school district. She had only finished college the year before. Now she lived here in Hardintown where she was totally on her own which was ok with her.She loved her job and everyone was real nice. She only had one problem and that was the lack of sex. Sandy has been very adventurous while she had been at college. She had both male and female partners and had also enjoyed group sex on several occasions.Being the new teacher in the conservative town...
I was shocked as she was when I came face to face with Connie the mother of my daughter’s best friend. We were both standing in the hallway behind the video booths that had glory holes.I could see that Connie had seamen on her chin and I could see additional stains on her dress. I knew that she had been enjoying anonymous sex just like me. I suddenly wondered which of us had sex with the most cocks.Jeff laughed as he realized that we knew each other. He opened the door and we both stepped into...
As a single mom with little time or interest in dating your sexual needs are often put off. In my case the only real relief has been my vibrator and some internet porn. Most of my time is devoted to my daughter Beth.Recently I came home to see that I had a new neighbor. I noticed right away that he had one of those sporty Camaros."Hi, I'm your new neighbor Connie." I said as I shook his hand"Nice to meet you! My name is Jeff." He said"Welcome to the neighborhood!" I said with a smile"You are...
My introduction to the joys of a strap-on dildo came in a roundabout way. My wife and I were attending an outdoor party at our health club in northern California. It was a nice warm evening and a great band was playing.We were drinking wine and enjoying the music. My wife seemed to be particularly intrigued with the lead singer, a sultry brunette with long curly hair and a husky sensual voice. I had my arms wrapped around her and she was leaning back into me. I casually asked if she was...
My introduction to the joys of a strap-on dildo came in a roundabout way. My wife and I were attending an outdoor party at our health club in northern California. It was a nice warm evening and a great band was playing.We were drinking wine and enjoying the music. My wife seemed to be particularly intrigued with the lead singer, a sultry brunette with long curly hair and a husky sensual voice. I had my arms wrapped around her and she was leaning back into me. I casually asked if she was...