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WISH Inc TinkleSpindles Karma

I looked out of my window and sighed, the stars were out again that night, hundreds of them. To most people, starts are pretty things in the sky, to some they are big balls of gas billions of miles away... but to a girl like me they were something else. they were a hope. Sure everybody hears the stories that you can wish upon a star, and by my reckoning I had wished on pretty much every one going. yet for all that wishing, my wish never came true, I was still stuck as a guy... sure...

My Hero

My Hero By Anon Allsop I slowly strolled by the dress shops, momentarily gazing into the windows and looking at the new styles from New York. I caught sight of my reflection in the window, auburn hair askew and lightly floating in the gentle breeze. I straightened my light jacket and continued to walk down the sidewalk. "How'd you like to wrap those long legs around me honey?" I glanced up, a man in a white tank had settled in beside me. He was grinning like a hungry wolf....

Perfect 10

It was the size of her arm. The head bigger than her fist. It was an immense cock and she must have it inside her.The man lay on his back in the center of the gymnastics mat. His identity didn't matter. Maybe she recognized him, maybe she didn't. All that mattered was the mountain of meat between his legs.She knelt close to it, salivating. She wrapped both hands around the thing. Or at least tried to. It was so thick, she could only cling to it like an uneven bar.And it was so long. Nine...

Thieves Guild of Blessings and Curses

Tales of Airousse Moor One Thieves Guild, of Blessings and Curses Worming her way through a narrow air shaft Kayren lowered herself into the room. Not trusting the small rug under the air shaft she swung herself to a clear patch of floor. Landing safely she quickly went to work on the locked door. Finding an odd resistance as she slid the door open less than a millimeter she began a check for traps. She discovered a deadfall and quickly disarmed it. After locking the door...

Screwing the Milkman

I was just about ready to go out to see my bestie, Erin, when I suddenly realized my husband Eddie was standing right behind me.“You’ve been screwing the milkman,” he hissed into my ear.I half jumped and gasped. His words were a statement, not an accusation.“You‘ve been screwing the milkman, don't deny it,” his voice harsh in my ear.I had little choice. “Yes,” I squeaked.“Ha, say, it, say it all. Yes, I have been screwing the milkman.”I took a shuddering breath. “Yes, I have been screwing the...

No Ticket if I Lick it Officer

Oh I love a man in uniform...I know why you roared up behind me on that motorcycle officer....I know why you have to give me a ticket...but I can't pay for it....unless you'll accept a bribe? You want to handcuff me while I suck your big cock? You might have to use a little....supplemental restraint

Jacinta part 12

"Here comes the bride!" Katie yells as the doors to the fancy living room open. Despite my best efforts to remain calm and dignified, I bounce up and down with excitement as I enter the room. The fact that I'm wearing a gorgeous, floor-length strapless dress, exquisite silk lingerie underneath the dress (including silk stockings that generate feelings of ecstasy with every step) and high-heeled sandals doesn't help, nor does the fact that my long brown hair is tied into an elaborate...

Natasha s Pon Farr

They were having beers at the Rio Bravo when Natasha felt the first stirrings of her weekly crazy slut attack coming on.“You gotta get me outta here, John.”John took one look at her, the way she glanced around the bar, eyeing all the men, her eyes always at crotch level as she felt herself. He could see the feral, piercing stare as her pupils began dilating, and she started to pant.“Get me outta here!”John grabbed her arm, “Come on.”John bundled Natasha into his car. She was already starting to...

Der Flaschengeist Teil 32

Nach vielen privaten und gesundheitlichen Trubel geht es jetzt weiter. Der unvermeidliche Disclaimer Diese folgende Geschichte ist geistiges Eigentum des Autors der in dieser Community das Pseudonym "Drachenwind" tr?gt und von ihm frei erfunden, ?hnlichkeiten mit real existierenden Personen und/oder Orten sind rein zuf?llig. Es ist ausdr?cklich verboten, diese Storie f?r kommerzielle Zwecke zu nutzen. Finanzielle Vorteile d?rfen mit dieser Storie nicht erwirtschaftet werden. Kurz gesagt, ...

A Very Carie and Vasily Thanksgiving An Apartment Stories Special

So, they were going to give this a try.Carie and Vasily decided they would finally attempt to move beyond their usual pattern of aggravating one another, then indulging in rambunctious, convalescent sex. They had gone through that routine for a few years as neighbours back at their old apartment building. Now that they found themselves as neighbours once again in their new condo building and the forces of the universe seemed to be pushing their two immovable rocks together, they agreed it was a...

Al s Add In 2 One Thousand and One Orgasms

I noticed her as soon as we entered the party. A stunning, curve-hugging purple dress, straight jet-black hair, pierced nose and eyebrow, and a smile of recognition when she saw my boyfriend, Al. So I was a little surprised when he steered me away from her. Actually, really surprised, since he’s seldom assertive, and because that took him straight into the very large embrace of the host’s mother.Everything about Joyce Whittaker was very large – her smile, her voice, but especially her body.She...

Montie and Edward

"Montie & Edward" inspired by the wonderful zany novels of Jeeves & Bertie Worster. Chapter 1 "I say Edward," Lord Montgomery Carruthers mumbled sleepily as Edward started pulling back the bedroom curtains, "have we had any replies to our advert we placed ages ago for a domestic lady to replace our dear old Mrs. Hagerty?" "I'm afraid not Sir," said Edward, outwardly as impeturbable as ever. "Would you like me to enquire further, Sir?" "Well actually old bean not just...

Jack the pumpkin kink

I know this will sound incredible, unbelievable, but you have to believe me. I swear this is exactly as it happened. There were lots to choose from, dozens, but this one sort of called to me. It did! Honestly, I know it sounds... Anyway, when I got home, the wife just sneered at me. 'Bit early for Halloween isn't it?' So what? There was a week to go, but she knows I like to have a dummy run at everything I do. I wanted to make it the best Halloween ever, you know? For the kids? Anyway, Elaine...

You ve Got to Pay the Price

The demon appeared in the middle of the pentagram, coughing. “It worked! The spell worked! I summoned a demon!” I said. I looked at the short guy in the middle of the pentagram. It looked like a small version of a middle-aged man, a little bit like my astrology teacher. His skin was regular skin color, not red, and he was dressed in ordinary robes.“You are a demon, aren’t you?” I asked.He coughed again. “And what were you expecting to pop up in the middle of a pentagram? An elephant? ...

Fear And Arousal

CHAPTER ONEI slam the door behind me with a large sigh. Getting home after a long day I fall onto my bed desperate for peace. I put on some music trying to empty my mind for at least a minute or two. DING My phone vibrates in my pocket sending a surprising jolt up my leg. I unlock it and see a message from my deputy manager.“Fucking seriously? Am I not allowed to have two seconds to myself?” I bellow at my phone. I decide to ignore it. I am tired of dealing with everybody else’s issues. I...

Salted Popcorn

I was a senior in high school at the time. Even twenty seven years later, I can remember everything about that Friday night. Well, everything except the movie. It was June, 1988 and I had just asked my long term crush out on a date. I couldn’t believe it when she accepted my offer to go to the cinema that Friday. Becky Waters was the most popular girl in school and I was pretty much not her type, she usually went for big, buff jocks but remarkably she said ‘yes’ to me. From that very moment, I...

Der Flaschengeist Teil 37

Der unvermeidliche Disclaimer Diese folgende Geschichte ist geistiges Eigentum des Autors der in dieser Community das Pseudonym "Drachenwind" tr?gt und von ihm frei erfunden, ?hnlichkeiten mit real existierenden Personen und/oder Orten sind rein zuf?llig. Es ist ausdr?cklich verboten, diese Storie f?r kommerzielle Zwecke zu nutzen. Finanzielle Vorteile d?rfen mit dieser Storie nicht erwirtschaftet werden. Kurz gesagt, Ver?ffentlichungsverbot f?r alle kostenpflichtigen Foren oder Webseiten, d...

SRU Loopholes

Here's a little something that I wrote to get the kinks out while I wrestle with the Eerie Saloon story I'm working on. My special thanks go to Steve Zink who was kind enough to edit this. Steve, thanks for finding all those damned typos I shouldn't have made as well as for helping with the description and dialog. SRU: Loopholes By Ellie Dauber (c) 2001 "So this is the famous Spells R Us." Dannie looked up from the fashion magazine she'd been reading. "How did you..." She...

The Don has a booboo

In a well-lit room in the back of the house were where they were sitting. Don Mateo Troia sat behind his large oak desk. His family was true to his name. He had become the head of his la Familia by pimping hookers on the streets of the west coast. He had many brothels under his protection from the top of Washington all the way down to the bottom of California. He had made a name for himself mingling with the politicians and actors. He had over the years pimped out his wares to presidents all...

Put On Your Easter Bonnet And Nothing Else

I'm no stranger to romance, but we aren't on a first name basis either. Which is why I'm excited about taking my new girlfriend to my family's Easter dinner. I don't think they've ever totally accepted my gayness since my sister still addresses my Christmas card to "Pervert" Gravel. Where are my manners? I'm Emma GraveI. I own a revival movie house in San Francisco. I try to play themed movies during the holidays. Christmas and Halloween are easy. As is Groundhog Day. But Easter is...

Perfect 10

It was the size of her arm. The head bigger than her fist. It was an immense cock and she must have it inside her.The man lay on his back in the center of the gymnastics mat. His identity didn't matter. Maybe she recognized him, maybe she didn't. All that mattered was the mountain of meat between his legs.She knelt close to it, salivating. She wrapped both hands around the thing. Or at least tried to. It was so thick, she could only cling to it like an uneven bar.And it was so long. Nine...

Dante Abbracciavento PI Find the man with the buckles on his shoes Pt2

Enter Viviana Vendetti The following Monday morning I had an interview for the secretary position I had advertised. Her name was Viviana Vendetti. She entered my office promptly at eleven AM. I was immediately struck by her beauty. Her big, brown eyes emitted a cool and calm confidence. Long, shiny, chestnut colored hair gently bounced around her shoulders with each step she took, in perfect cadence with the subtle bounce of her large breasts. Her skirt ended past her knees, showing off her...

Going Deeper

“Go deeper,” I moaned. Without intent, that evening revealed what I longed for sexually. My husband made no comment which made me think he either ignored my confession or was too lost in arousal to hear. A few days later, though, he had quite a surprise for me and the surprises have kept coming over and over. One evening, while we halfheartedly watched another episode of CSI, he suggested we rent a porno from our cable television. “Absolutely no!!” I was reluctant since I considered it immoral....

Metamorphosis

One morning I awoke, and found myself a woman. It all began at 6:30 AM on October 1, 2001. My alarm went off, and I went to hit the snooze button to catch a few more minutes of sleep. "Damn," I thought as my arm hit the night stand, rather than the clock. "The clock's always in the same place. How did it move?" I went to climb out of bed, and go to the bathroom. "Hmmm, why does it seem like the bed got higher? I must be losing it." I went into the bathroom, and turned on the...

My Winning Hand

“Holy hell, you think you’re all that and a damn bag of chips. Let me tell you, girlfriend, you’re not. In fact, you’re not even the crumpled up bag. If you think you’re gonna walk up in my bar and run your damn trap, I’ll show you just what this ole country girl can do. Now, you best carry your mouthy ass out of here before I put this brand new boot up it.”Sandra stood there like she was going to jump at me. “I'll be damned —”“Go on now, get your sloppy ass outta here.”Ain’t nobody gonna come...

Why Do the He Then Rage

Why Do the He Then Rage? by commentator He had just come back from Vegas and was wandering the shore of his small beachfront home when out of the corner of his eye he saw it. A flash of light on a piece of glass. He strolled over to where he saw the flash and saw a bottle nearly buried in the sand. "Damn tourists and their littering , " he grumbled and dug the bottle out. It was old and still had a cork in it. He yanked on the cork and fell to the ground as a beautiful...

Girl Talk

It was the graveyard shift and work had slowed to a crawl. Scarcity of calls lead to head nods, so discussion was always the night’s saviour. Only five women total – including the supervisor – were on the floor for the 3 am shift, and they were huddled in an aisle with two individuals per side. Anxiety rattled them because, at any moment, Sharmaine’s call would end, and she would introduce chaos with a fresh topic to dish on – as usual. When her screen turned grey and she spun around, they...

Der Flaschengeist Teil 14

Der unvermeidliche Disclaimer Diese folgende Geschichte ist geistiges Eigentum des Autors der in dieser Community das Pseudonym "Drachenwind" tr?gt und von ihm frei erfunden, ?hnlichkeiten mit real existierenden Personen und/oder Orten sind rein zuf?llig. Es ist ausdr?cklich verboten, diese Storie f?r kommerzielle Zwecke zu nutzen. Finanzielle Vorteile d?rfen mit dieser Storie nicht erwirtschaftet werden. Kurz gesagt, Ver?ffentlichungsverbot f?r alle kostenpflichtigen Foren oder Webs...

Kicked Around Chapter 1 A New Beginning

Kicked Around: Chapter 1: A New BeginningI never dream.My dreams are nightmares.When I dream, I’m always fighting.I’m always dying.Not anymore,Not today.I am winning.No more nightmares.Goodbye darkness, my old friend. "Today is going to be the start of a new beginning."It was very early in the morning on a Sunday and emotions were mixed. Erik had just awoken from a short night’s sleep, and now he was filled with excitement for his new power."I’m awake because of you." 4:05 AM. Press return....

elf Storage Chapter 5

_elf Storage by Janice Dreamer copyright 2012 Chapter 5 * * * * * Colin had spent most of the day at the mall. He'd gone from one new discovery to the next. Shoes led to shirts which led to underwear which led to grooming products which led to a new hair style. He couldn't believe how much fun he'd had. Shopping had never been anything but a chore to him. But he was learning what women found so alluring about it -- trying on different styles and discovering whole new...

Body by Fisher

Body by Fisher By commentator He dangled his line of the end of the pier as the tide came in hoping to catch the night's dinner when the hook snagged on something. He tugged and tugged and finally the hook came free. He pulled up the line to find his hook firmly embedded in a cork. The next moment a thoroughly wet but beautiful genie appeared before him. "Don't you know you're supposed to open the bottle on dry land." she exclaimed. "Well, get on with it make your wish so I can...

Working From Home

Claire sat at her large maple desk on her roller chair with arms ready for another day of “work”. She would spend a couple of hours on mm live finding some new blood for her significant business. She glanced down and saw the man crossed legged and naked under her desk, waiting for her when she would tell him he could. He was the latest who had come calling, and she was rather fond of him already. He was one of the very few who knew her in both lives.She turned on the computer and checked into...

Off the Deep End Chapter 4

Last time on OFF THE DEEP END: "GAAAHHHH MY NOSE!!!!!!!!" And now, the continuation... ==================0 =======================0 OFF THE DEEP END Laika Pupkino ~ 2016 ======================0 CHAPTER FOUR: Anemone & Enomena Part 2 A Song For Future Generations =======================0 ==================0 [NOTE: I've changed the name of the local village SHELLCASTLE. So if you remember the twins being in HATTERIA VILLAGE at the end of the last chapter, that's why....

Miss Athena Supreme

MISS ATHENA SUPREME (c) 2016 by Anthony Durrant As the ancient probe swished past the edge of the Cybercronian System, its automated systems were on high alert for danger. The probe, essentially an automated starship made from an asteroid, was designed to collect mineral samples, and this it did, opening a hatch in the bottom of the cratered hull and sucking in small asteroids. These were then reduced to powder inside the probe itself, and analyzed. The results of the analysis were...

Goldilocks

A warm breeze blew under Goldie’s short skirt, brushing delightfully against her bare and rather wet pussy lips. Despite the fact that her outfit didn’t do shit for the hiking activity she was currently indulging in, it had its perks. She wasn’t hiking because she really wanted to. She had been camping with a couple of her friends. They’d found a nice quiet place in the woods where they could all fuck each other silly, and had been doing exactly that for the past week or so. However, most of...

Renewable Energy

It started out as a simple thought, and as all thoughts go, this one was pretty far fetched, even for me.My name is Tom Sloane. I’m a scientist, a physicist by education, but I work in renewable energy. It’s been my passion. The last fifteen years of my life have been dedicated to alternative forms of energy creation, and I think we’ve cracked it. I truly do.I run a pretty small business; at the moment it consists of a few well-informed colleagues who are also friends and of course my wife. It...

You re Supposed To Be A Lesbian

Debra walked into the house at about half past six in the evening. It had been a long day and she had spent most of it driving home. She was more than tired and just wanted to slip into Janet’s arms, have a snog, a grope of her tits and then maybe go out, or stay in for a meal. Debra walked into the lounge and saw a note on the table. She could see Janet’s handwriting and prepared for the fact that she would not be in. Why else would she leave a note? she thought. Debra picked up the note....

Four Webmistresses

Based on "The Four Yorkshiremen" skit by Monty Python. This may be archived/posted anywhere: just give credit where credit is due. Four Webmistresses By Pretzelgirl FIRST WEBMISTRESS Ahhhhh, this is wonderful. Such a wonderful moment for us all! ALL Right, all right! SECOND WEBMISTRESS Nothing like the satisfaction of publishing our one-millionth TG story! THIRD WEBMISTRESS You've certainly got that, right! FOURTH WEBMISTRESS Who...

Where have all the TG sites gone

Where have all the TG sites gone? By Bad Irving (Sung to the tune of "Where have all the flowers gone?") Where have all the TG sites gone, Long time passing, Where have all the TG sites gone, Long time ago, Where have all the TG sites gone, Gone to censors every one. When will they ever learn? When will they ever learn? Where have all the censors gone, Long time passing, Where have all the censors gone, Long time ago, Where have all the censors gone, Gone to camps...

The Family Council

The Family Council By Daphne Xu We were almost finished with dinner, when Dad glanced at Mom. Mom nodded her head. Dad announced, "We are going to have a family council, as soon as dinner is finished and everything's cleaned up. We'll meet in the living room." That sounded serious. We'd never had anything like that before -- a family council? Sure enough, after I helped Mom clean up (it being my turn) we all met in the living room: Mom, Dad, our eighteen-year-old sister...

Midnight in Montreal

For the life of me, I couldn’t read French. As we passed the street signs, they looked familiar. Stop signs were still red octagons even if they said, “Arret” {Stop}. At the time I was a bit tipsy and wasn’t sure why we decided to go to Montreal to get more booze in the middle of the night, but as it was my first journey outside of the country, I was determined to make it memorable. The border agents let the three of us through without incident, needing only our driver’s licenses in lieu of...

A Run in With The Law

Randy and I have been dating for several months. Nearing the end of our college semester, Randy's parents took an impromptu trip out of town. With the house, and the weekend, free, we wasted no time getting together. Passion rises, as do other things, but then the lights from a car in the driveway streak through the Venetian blinds. With only a minute to spare, Randy and I gather our clothing and other things and run to his room. Just as his bedroom door shuts, the front door opens.Randy's...

Sex Education In The Ozarks

Howdy folks, my name is Wendell Buford, and I live in a little town name of Frog Whistle, Arkansas, with my widdered Ma, Mavis Buford, and my sister Priscilla. Folks is always sayin to me, “Wendell, you ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed, are you?” but I reckon I got me a sixth grade education and I can lift all kinds o’ heavy stuff, so I cain’t complain, ‘cause I reckon I get on okay. Now like I said, my Ma is a widder, on account o’ my daddy got himself runned over by a tractor when I was...

SRU Tuning Bimbos

SRU: Tuning Bimbos by Ellie Dauber copyright 1999 "Man," Larry Bryce said, "I cannot believe the way Old Lady Reese came down on us." "I know," Bret Sanger said. "Two weeks' detention for one little joke." "Yeah, but it was almost worth it," Rick Quint said. "The way she screamed and everybody scattered when the mice jumped out of her drawer. Hell, half the guys in the class screamed." The three laughed, remembering what had happened when their teacher opened a...

Der Flaschengeist Teil 15

Der unvermeidliche Disclaimer Diese folgende Geschichte ist geistiges Eigentum des Autors der in dieser Community das Pseudonym "Drachenwind" tr?gt und von ihm frei erfunden, ?hnlichkeiten mit real existierenden Personen und/oder Orten sind rein zuf?llig. Es ist ausdr?cklich verboten, diese Storie f?r kommerzielle Zwecke zu nutzen. Finanzielle Vorteile d?rfen mit dieser Storie nicht erwirtschaftet werden. Kurz gesagt, Ver?ffentlichungsverbot f?r alle kostenpflichtigen Foren oder Webs...

The Ghost And Ms Chicken

I'm Penelope Spade, budding Private Eye. Beside me, in my blue Mini Cooper as we cruise up Highway 71, sits Katrina, my tall, blonde lover, her shorts accentuating her long, sensual gams. I met her on my first caper, six months ago. But time is taking its toll. Nothing I can put my finger on (or in), but we talk less and sex is now as infrequent as a good Star Wars movie. (I warn you before you waste a lot of time reading, searching for torrid sex.) In an effort to reverse this depressing...

Dante Abbracciavento PI Find the man with the buckles on his shoes Pt 3

Welcome to Little Italy, Viv The next day, Leo made his way up to my office just before lunch time. He wanted to apologize to Viv. He had bought flowers for her. A dozen long stem roses.When Viv saw Leo walk through the door she panicked. She froze behind her desk. "Viv," Leo said to her, "I wanted to apologize for yesterday. I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me. I offer you these flowers as a token of my friendship and a sign of my deep regret for scaring you." Viv couldn't...

The Gift That Keeps On Giving

Around nine o’clock in the evening, Kara and her girlfriends made their way from the dining room table to the living room. She was pleased with how her party was going. When she had volunteered to hold the annual gathering, she was intent on doing it all classy. Her friends had offered their suggestions, but she vetoed themes such as A Leather & Lace Christmas or A Vivacious Vixen Christmas. This would be a refined Christmas party for ladies.So after all her planning and preparation, she...

My Three Sons 13 14 Like Orange and Green

{If you appreciate a story's rhythm, then feel free to ignore what are in the indented braces. They are not central to the narration; they describe some of what the girls are aware of, but not what they are most conscious of at the time.} My Three Sons 13-14: Like Orange and Green By Ron Dow75 13) Can You Ever Go Home Again? Back in the white station wagon, ten-year-old Winnie in the big clear- framed glasses was telling her big, former brothers what she'd gotten in the...

My Parrot story

During my online dating phase back in the POF and Latinchat era, I was killing it. After talking online for sometime we decided to meet up. She lived an hour away so it was just enough time to get to know each other and make her cum at least twice while fingering her in the car. There's just something sexy about fingering a girl while driving. People can look in and see how much fun you are having. She returned the favor by giving me a blowjob while on the way to my place. She was getting...

Recycling Program

Recycling Program ? by: Lynn LeFey John Pilgrim sat in a cargo net, which functioned as his sofa and bed. He ate plain carb wafers with a thin spread of bean goo on them. The dry wafer sucked the moisture from his mouth. He was so broke, he had been forced to resort to using a dehumidifier to illegally gather water to drink. He wondered what had ever possessed him to get on that cargo ship and head out into the frontiers of space. Adventure. Fortune. Sex with cool alien chicks...

A Bedtime Story of Sorts

I have this bed that I must describe for you. It's not a simple metal frame with an attached head and footboard that I see often. It's also not a mattress and box spring on the floor like my college days. No this is a Bed, with a capital 'B'.First, it's old. It's over 300 years old and it's been in my family the whole time. My Mom is an antique nut. For years she and Dad ran their own antique store, so she knows her stuff. However, this bed wasn't one of those unique finds she was always making...

Dental Unload

Matt took a strange call from his dentist in the early hours of the morning, at eight o’clock precisely, asking to rearrange an appointment. After some discussion, it became apparent that Sharon, the oral hygienist, couldn’t make the time of day that he had originally booked and his dentist, a Dr. Angela Price, had insisted that Sharon and Jenny were the only assistants that she would work with.Matt smiled to himself and found it strange that Dr. Angela Price had preferences. Well that was a...

Trans SeXXual

Trans-SeXXual By Missy Crystal Hi. You're from the magazine right? Do you want to take some pictures of me? I mean, like I'm really hot! See these boobs. Nice, huh? All mine. Not bad for a boy. Want to feel them? What? 'Forbes' doesn't do pictures? No photographer? Bummer. You want me to tell you about my daddy, because he's the richest man in the world? Well doh! Did I tell you I'm really hot! Well, okay, so like I already told you. But I'm really hot. And rich. I mean daddy did...

The Purloined Pussy

I'm Piper Cinnabon, (name changed to protect the innocent). It was a cold and dreary morning walking the cold and dreary New York streets with my girlfriend, Cynthia, a bewitching, African-American woman with the complexion of hot chocolate (she was equally as soothing and warming on cold mornings, I might add).I had already treated her to a delicious Egg McMuffin breakfast (without coupons). I was so much in love, I even sprang for hash browns (I am considering a class action lawsuit because...

Harrigan s Island

HARRIGAN'S ISLAND © 2010 by Anthony Durrant Harrigan, the harbour's errand boy, entered the room of David Parker, the first mate of the S.S. Marine, and found him lying on his bed in a drunken stupor. With him was his captain, Jacob Grumbly, an old hand in the Hawaiian Islands waters. Harrigan took one look at Parker and told Grumbly: "It looks bad, doesn't it, Skipper? I came in here and found him this morning. I think he's dead to the world for...

Apartment Seven Has A Golden Dinner Invitation

Hey, Big Bad Boris. Come over to #8 as soon as you’re home. Hope you’re hungry for something special!! ~ C.Thud. Thud. Thud.“Coming!” Carie chimed as she skipped excitedly over to her front door after hearing the familiar clubbing upon her door. She flipped back her long black hair, clasped her hands together, leaned aside and chirped, “Who is it?”“Is ‘Big Bad Boris’,” Vasily replied from the other side, slowly slurring his thick, baritone Euro-drawl, “I have big, bad appetite.”Carie frowned...

What s Behind The Curtain

Justin looked around nervously at the wonderous costumes and people behind them who walked from event to event at Dingaling City's annual pride parade. This was Justin's first time, having been raised in a conservative environment that would blush at such events, as he was doing so now. "Okay," thought Justin, "what first?" He was trembling in the heat of the summer, his light blue cotton button-up was showing telltale signs of his repressed little heart in slight perspiration stains. His...

The Lady of the House

Ray and I started dating shortly after my divorce. I’d been working for Victoria’s Secret Catalog so not only did I have an amazing forty percent discount on purchases, but I was also privileged to have first choice on new lines of merchandise before the catalog had been placed in mailboxes across the country. For this particular evening, I’d selected a very sheer black lace baby doll which enhanced my small breasts. I also picked a tiny black matching g-string to show off my curvy ass. I’d...

Tut

I watched the dark colored BMW pull up to the gas pumps. A young man got out, slid his credit card into the slot, punched some keys and started filling his car. He was surprised when Benny came out and started to clean his windshield. He and Benny started talking to each other, and in a couple minutes Benny nodded in my direction. The young guy looked to be about thirty, tall and slender, tanned and well dressed in slacks and a button up white shirt underneath a gray jacket. Nothing unusual...

Scratch n Dent Kid

Scratch 'n' Dent Kid By Maggie O'Malley Maggie sat on her bed and stared out the window. She searched for the biggest star she could find because the older girls told her that was the Christmas Star. If there was any chance at all of her Christmas wish coming true, she had to find the Christmas Star on Christmas Eve and then wish with all her heart. Her wish wasn't for a new dolly or a pretty Christmas dress or even a pony. It wasn't for something you'd buy in a store or would...

The Great Pumpkin Fuckers

Do you think Castaway ever got lonely enough to fuck Wilson? When he was out there all alone on that island?It was a weird thought Jace had woken up with and it had lingered inside his head all day for some reason."Jesus fucking christ. No, Wilson was a friend, not a lover," Marc said shaking his head and looking all superior as if he never had thoughts like that."There's no rule out there that says you shouldn't fuck friends," Jace replied indignantly."Thing is though if he had done that to...

Fem Firm Character Intro

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