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ABDUCTION BLUES. by Cassandra Anaconda Morrison This is what
happened:
It was late one cold and comfortless night when I first noticed the
bright light in the Western Sky. It was hovering at about tree level
and?for the life of me?I couldn't quite figure out what it was. It didn't
seem to be an airplane?at least?not an airplane such as I had ever seen
before. So I just stood there shivering on the porch and staring at it.
Finally I could stand it no longer.
"I'll just walk over there," said I, "and this mystery explore. " After
some thought I added (in POE-etic fashion): "Let my heart be still a
moment and this mystery explore. `Tis a blimp and nothing more."
Having decided this I turned back into my house, grabbed a
sweater off the back of a chair, and headed out the door and down the
street towards the mysterious light. As I drew closer I began to be a trifle
frightened. "What if it's one of those alien flying machines you read so
much about in the Fortean Times and other places," I muttered, only half-
believing it. "Well, Cassie," said the Voice of Reasonable Greed, which
always sounded like John Huston, "If it is, and if you can bring back proof
of a close encounter you can sell your story for enough cold, hard, cash to
get you to Thailand for your sex-reassignment surgery!"
Emboldened by this happy thought I proceeded steadily towards
the light until, at length, I found myself directly beneath it and realized
with a shock that it really was one of those triangular shaped UFOs that I
had been reading about. "Whoa!" said I, and was just turning to retrace my
steps when a brilliant blue light shot down from the UFO and paralyzed
me. "Oh, damn," my mind said. "You're one screwed TS now!" "I've been
screwed before," I reminded it. "In the words of the great Franklin
Roosevelt: `We have nothing to fear but?.'"
But I never finished that particular clich? because, just then, I
noticed that the ground was receding beneath my feet at a slow but steady
rate which seemed to me to be wholly uncalled for, "Okay?when did
levitation become part of this nightmare?" my mind shrieked. I searched
feverishly for an explanation until , tearing my terrified gaze away from
the rapidly disappearing firma of dear old Terra, I happened to glance up.
At which point, of course, the mystery was explained. I could see that I
was being drawn towards an opening in the underside of the craft. Making
a mental note to bitch-slap ET as soon as the blue light special was turned
off I attempted to present an appearance of dignified disdain as I entered
the craft, hovered for a second while a huge metal door slid shut in the
floor beneath me, and then was lowered gently down and the blue light
shut off with a loud CLICK.
"Aha!" I thought, preparing to assume a fighting stance ala Jackie
Chan but found, to my disappointment, that I was still frozen, locked
down tight in my non-responsive body. "Damn!" I thought. It was about
this time I noticed two little gray guys with big black eyes regarding me
from my left.
"Greetings," they telepathed, "Do not be afraid?you will not be
harmed."
Well THAT was a relief. Up until then I had been rather worried.
"What are you? Where do you come from? How do you DARE to kidnap
me in this highly unorthodox fashion?" I mentally shrieked at them.
"The earth-female grows hysterical," one telepathed to the other.
"Activate the Chronosynclastic Sedation Ray!"
The other obediantly threw a switch and a pink light shot out from
somewhere in the ceiling of the chamber I was in and enveloped me.
Instantly I grew calmer and more cooperative than I had ever been. Now,
as I watched, four other little gray guys with the big black eyes entered the
chamber, grabbed me, and lifted me onto what looked very much like an
operating table.
"Female of Earth," one now telepathed. "Be not dismayed. We are
not going to remove anything from you?we are, instead, going to give
you a gift. One of our fetuses is going to be placed inside of you so that
you may bring it to term. This will take approximately four of your
months at which time we shall return and remove it from your body."
"Sure, fine?whatever," I telepathed woozily.
"Should we fail to return at the appointed time," another emitted,
"you will be directed to one of the human doctors who assists us in these
matters so that the child will be born without undue publicity."
"Well, that's a relief," thought I not entirely to myself, because if it
got out that a GU?WAIT!"
"Hit the Chronosynclastic Sedation Ray!" telepathed the Leader,
"The earth female grows hysterical again."
"No?but wait!" I thought at them frantically. "You don't
underst?." and then I was out. Unconsiousness Major.
And then the Men Without Hats came dancing by just like in that
80s video?only it seemed to me that the lyrics had changed slightly.
"You can TRANS if you want to You can change your sex and mine Cuz
your friends don't TRANS And if they don't TRANS Than they're no
friends of mine. "You can TRANS if you want to You can leave your
world behind And we can TRANS like we come from out of this world
Leave the REAL one far behind!" "We can TRANS!"
"Good evening," said a rather LARGE lizard, "My name is Puff
and I am a magick dragon. What goes on 4 legs, two legs, three legs?"
"Dick Cheney," I replied, and Vanna White ran up and hugged me.
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"Congratulations!" the Leader telepathed as I awoke.. "You shall
be the mother of another Zeta Reticulan Citizen In Good Standing!"
"Uh, PROBLEM," I sent back.
"What is it?"
"I'm not exactly a Female," I sent back.
"We do not understrand," the leader mused.
"It's like this," I emitted. "I'm a WOMAN..that part you had right.
"But I'm NOT a FEMALE!"
The little gray guys with the big black eyes huddled for awhile.
"We do NOT understand," the Leader finally sent.
"You see, " I explained. "I was born MALE but then I start6ed
taking all these hormones and stuff and ZANGO."
"Zango???"
"Latin for SHAZAM," I explained. But what it boils down to is: no
birth canal, do you get it?"
"Oh Imperious Leader," telepathed one.
"Yes?"
"I am Records Keeper 77 Alpha. I have heard of this transsexuality
phenomenon before."
"Can you explain it to me?" the Leader begged.
"No one can," Records Keeper 77 Alpha responded. "What can I
say? Shit happens."
"Hrm! the Leader telepathed. "What shall we do? We have made a
TERRIBLE mistake!"
"No biggy," sent RK 77 A. "If we are unable to return in time I'm
sure Dr. Suporn (our Man in Thailand) can take care of it. He does sex
change operations?I see no reason why adding on a Caesarean Section
would cause him any problems."
"Make it so!" transmitted the Leader.
And that's how it happened. Now, if only something will delay
their return?????
Uma
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