I fidget nervously in my seat as I watch the drama unfold in front of
me. I'm sat in an audience not unlike the spectators at a Roman
Amphitheatre, only instead of watching two gladiators fight it out,
we're enthralled by the sight of two middle-aged men sat opposite each
other. One of the men is one of the most famous (and infamous)
television presenters in the country, while the other is my father- and
the prize on offer is far greater than any ancient gladiator could ever
have dreamed of.
"This is something I don't get to say very often," the unmistakable,
boorish voice of Jeremy Clarkson says as he looks my father in the eyes.
"This, Mike Hanley, is your question for one million pounds." A quiet
gasp rises from the audience as my father, obviously nearly paralysed
with nerves, quietly nods and fixes his stare on the screen in front of
him.
"Which of the following US states joined the union most recently?"
Jeremy asks. "A, Idaho. B, Utah. C, Arizona. Or D, Wyoming?" My father
sits back in his chair with a concerned look on his face. He's already
won ?500 000, a truly massive amount of money, but if he answers this
question incorrectly, he'll lose ?468 000 of it- a fact Jeremy is quick
to remind him of.
"Funnily enough," dad says, "I had a feeling there'd be an American
history question in here somewhere, and this is one of the things I
looked up before coming on. So I know the answer is Arizona." A loud
gasp erupts from the audience and my legs start to tremble as dad
confidently looks the tall presenter in the eyes.
"You're saying Arizona?" Jeremy asks, his own voice trembling with
anticipation.
"I am," dad whispers.
"Is that your final answer?" Jeremy asks.
"It is," dad says quietly with a nod of his head, taking a deep breath
as the lights in the studio change and a loud musical sting fills the
room.
"I think you know what I'm about to say," Jeremy says, taking a deep
breath. "But it's something I've wanted to say for a while. You, Mike
Hanley... Have just won one million pounds." The entire audience erupts
in a loud cheer as tinsel and confetti falls from the ceiling and dad
almost looks like he's about to faint as has to be propped up by Jeremy,
who leaves his seat to shake my father's hand and give him a firm pat on
the back. At the prompting of one of the show's producers, I rise from
my seat with the intention of joining my father on stage, but before I
take a step I also have to be steadied as the reality of the situation
makes my legs wobble.
For the first eighteen years of my life I was the son of an at best
lower middle-class father who spent his days fixing computers and his
evenings reading and doing pub quizzes. Now, thanks in no small part to
my father's dedication to his hobbies, I'm the offspring of a
millionaire. And thanks to his unconditional love and acceptance, I'm
the daughter of a millionaire. And I have both the paperwork and the
vagina to prove it.
This will no doubt go down as the one of the happiest days of my
father's life (though he'll no doubt out it behind his wedding day and
my birth), and it's definitely one of the happiest of mine too, but the
fact of the matter is that I still have no one I can celebrate it with.
Well, apart from my father of course, who always has been, and no doubt
always will be there for me despite his new-found wealth. But even he
will be spending much of his time (not to mention money) with the new
woman in his life. I also have my BFF, of course, who will be ecstatic
for my father... As will her husband. Dad's girlfriend's daughter is
also one of my very best friends... As is her wife. Katie and Lauren
will be thrilled by the news too... As will their boyfriend and fianc?
respectively. And everyone at work will be happy for me, and very happy
that I can get them an exclusive interview with my dad... Never mind the
fact that I am the only single person who works there.
That's not to say that I haven't had any first dates since the Phil
fiasco at Christmas. I've even had the occasional second date. But
absolutely no third dates, and none of the first or second dates were
with anyone I'd remotely describe as 'charming', let alone 'Prince
Charming'. I know I should be happy. I'm able to live my life as the
woman I always dreamed of being. I have a job that I love, great friends
and a father who would do anything for me and is now financially stable
enough to make good on his promises. And yet, I can't think of a time
I've felt more alone. I feel like everyone's moving on, while I'm stuck
in quicksand...
"W- wow," dad breathes as I give him a long, tight hug. "This- this
honestly feels like a dream, heh."
"Well, I can assure you that this is real," Jeremy says as he hands dad
a very plain-looking cheque, albeit one that has dad's name in the
'payee' box and the figure '?1 000 000' in the amount box. "You can
literally take that to the bank."
"Oh, believe me, I will!" Dad chuckles, giving me another hug before the
director says 'cut' and an army of stagehands appear to clear away the
confetti from the set.
"Well- congratulations again," Jeremy says as he exchanges another
handshake with my father. "I know a lot of people in the crew were
rooting for you, and I for one am glad that our first jackpot winner is
actually a decent, likeable guy."
"Thanks," dad chuckles.
"Do you have any idea what you're going to spend the money on?" Jeremy
asks.
"Yeah... I've got a few immediate plans," dad says as he smiles in my
direction, making me giggle and blush and causing the presenter to turn
his attention toward me.
"Right, well I've got two daughters who are about your age," Jeremy says
to me. "Don't spend all your dad's money on iPhones and shoes!"
"I won't, I promise," I chuckle.
"Right, well I'll let you get on with it, and congratulations once
again!" Jeremy says with a genuine smile as a member of the production
crew approaches us, almost bouncing up and down with excitement.
"Congratulations!" The producer, a young woman only a few years older
than me, says.
"Thanks," dad chuckles, unable to stop staring at the cheque. "I-
this'll sound like a daft question, but is- is this cheque real?"
"Yeah, it actually would be," the producer says. "Jeremy is authorised
to sign cheques on behalf of the production company, though we will
actually pay you the money by BACS transfer."
"Oh, okay," dad says, sounding a little disappointed as he hands the
cheque over to the producer.
"Don't worry," the producer says reassuringly. "You'll get the money in
the next 24 hours. We just have a few things we need to talk about
first, like publicity stuff. As you imagine, quite a lot of people are
going to want to talk to you!"
"Yeah!" Dad chuckles.
"Jacinta, do you want to wait for us in the green room?" the producer
asks. "We shouldn't be more than a few minutes."
"Oh- umm, okay," I say as dad's led away to one of the studio's offices,
while I let out a tired sigh as I return to the green room. It's not
like I begrudge dad his moment in the spotlight, of course- god knows
he's earned it- but as I sit in the green room all by myself, I can't
help but feel like I've been forgotten. Forgotten by life, forgotten by
the world... Forgotten by love...
Dad returns about half an hour later when the recording session ends,
and we stick around for a couple of hours to have a drink and chat to
Jeremy, the producers and the other contestants, before deciding to call
it a day and head back to the hotel. As the show is filmed in
Manchester, both dad and I decided to take a few days off work, so we
had the chance to relax before going back. We also opted to travel by
train rather than drive up, dad reasoning that he'd be in no state to
drive home after the recording- an assumption that proves to be correct
when we enter our hotel room and he collapses heavily into the armchair.
"Dad?" I ask with a concerned frown. "Are you okay?"
"I've just won a million quid, what do you think?" Dad replies with a
high-pitched chuckle. "I dunno. I think the adrenaline's finally wearing
off and I'm, you know, actually realising that yes, this is all real."
"...I know THAT feeling," I say quietly, earning a smile from my tired
father.
"I can imagine," dad chuckles. "The difference of course being that you
had to work a lot harder than I did."
"Well- I suppose," I shrug as I think about the recovery period
following my SRS.
In the four months since Christmas, having a vagina has slowly but
surely felt more and more natural, just as all of my other post-
operative friends assured me it would. I still have to dilate, but only
once a day, and even that has gradually felt less and less awful to the
point where I only need to sing 'I'm Every Woman' maybe 2 or 3 times a
week. What at first felt artificial, like an open wound, has gradually
become just like any other flesh and blood part of my body- precisely
because it IS another flesh and blood part of my body. And, as my
friends have also promised, I'm gradually forgetting what it was like to
ever have a penis. Sadly, I'm also forgetting what it's like to 'have'
other guys' penises too...
"And you had to do all that while studying at university too," dad says,
smiling as I nod. "And racking up all that student debt too... Which as
of tomorrow, will officially be zero."
"Wh- dad, no!" I protest. "That's, like, thirty grand!"
"Which will still leave me with nine hundred and seventy grand," dad
retorts. "Well, nine hundred and forty after I pay Ophelia's loans as
well. And don't- don't say anything. It's my money, and if I can't use
it to make my children's lives easier, what kind of dad am I?"
"Well- okay, I suppose," I say, before grinning and giving my father a
long, grateful hug. "And no, I'm going to say anything about you calling
Ophelia as much your child as I am, because I definitely agree with you
there!"
"I kinda figured that by now, you wouldn't say anything," dad chuckles.
"Ahh... Kinda in a mood for an early night, you know? I want to try to
get an earlier train, get back to Brighton nice and early." I reply with
a nod, as under the circumstances, I definitely agree with dad.
"Aren't we booked on a midday train, though?" I ask as I start removing
my jewellery and make-up.
"Yeah, like I can't afford to pay the fee to change the reservation,"
dad replies with a well-earned smug grin.
The following morning, not only does dad pay the fee to change us to an
earlier train, but he also upgrades our tickets to first class, a
completely new experience for us as we sit in the plush, reclining
chairs and enjoy the complimentary coffee and snacks- a far cry from the
rigid seats and lukewarm tea we endured on the trip north.
We arrive home shortly after 2 o'clock, and after dropping our bags in
the hall, we head through to the kitchen to make a cup of tea and get a
snack, only to discover that someone else has already beaten us to the
kettle.
"Good afternoon Mike, Jacinta," Ophelia (who does have her own key to
the house, before you worry) says with a smile. "I trust that your visit
to Manchester was profitable?"
"Just a bit, yes," dad says as we exchange hugs with my BFF and polite
handshakes with her husband. "So much so that you two don't need to
worry about repaying your student loans anymore!" Telemachus too? I
think to myself. That's almost a hundred grand in one day...
"Oh- we really cannot accept such a generous amount of money," Ophelia
insists.
"Not even from a millionaire?" Dad asks, yesterday's smug grin quickly
returning to his face as Ophelia and Telemachus's jaws both drop.
"Oh- oh my god, really?" Ophelia squeaks, her affected posh accent
nowhere to be heard. "You won- you won a million pounds?"
"Keep it to yourself until the show's broadcast, okay?" Dad replies as
wide grins spread across the young couple's usually stoic faces.
"Don't- umm, do not worry, we shall maintain our silence," Telemachus
says, momentarily lapsing back into his natural Black Country accent.
"When is the program broadcast?"
"Tomorrow night," Mike replies. "By which point you'd better be back at
university, so my money isn't going to waste!"
"I shall, you have my word," Telemachus says with a smile.
"Do you know- umm, have you decided what your money shall be spent on
yet?" Ophelia asks.
"Not all of it," dad replies. "Not yet anyway. I'm definitely getting a
season ticket for the Seagulls, though. I want to be at the AmEx for
every home game of the 2019-2020 season!"
"Of course," Telemachus- who has zero interest in football- says.
"After that, I dunno," dad shrugs. "Might finally get myself on the
property ladder. Though I'll definitely put some money aside so the
three of you will have an inheritance."
"Don't- don't think about THAT just yet," I moan, earning a smile and a
gentle hug from my father.
"I'll also put some money aside for a big, fancy wedding for you too!"
Dad teases. And definitely don't think about THAT either, I think to
myself as I suddenly feel VERY uncomfortable.
"As long as none of that money is reserved for a dress," Ophelia says
with a wide grin. "THAT shall be entirely courtesy of myself!"
"I wouldn't dream of stepping on your toes there!" Dad says with a
chuckle as we take our drinks through to the living room. "Ahh... You
know, it's called a 'life-changing' sum of money, but you don't realise
just how life-changing it is until, well, it changes your life, heh."
"I can imagine," Ophelia says. "And I have experience when it comes to
events that change a person's life." Much to my surprise, when my BFF
says this, she's not looking at her husband, but is instead gazing
happily at me.
"I think we all do," dad sighs sadly as he sits down and gently taps the
urn containing my mother's ashes- a reminder that while dad may be
pursuing a relationship with another woman, they will only ever be his
second love. "Still, I think we can all agree that the four of us have
more than earned our happy endings, heh."
"I could not agree more," Telemachus says as he gives his wife's hand a
gentle squeeze. And while I can't argue that my life in the body I now
have is a lot happier than my life as 'Jason', and my life in general is
much, much happier than my life as 'Jason', the inescapable fact is that
'happy endings' rarely involve the main character being alone for the
rest of their life...
After an afternoon spent chatting and eating a very fancy takeaway
dinner, dad leads the four of us out to his car, and we're soon on the
A23 heading back to London. We drop Ophelia and Telemachus at their flat
first before making the short drive to my flat. Before I jump out of the
car, however, I pause, sensing from dad's facial expression that he has
something important that he needs to say.
"Jacinta," dad eventually says in a cautious-sounding voice.
"...Yes?" I ask.
"You know- you know things are going to change, right?" dad asks,
smiling as I nod. "Probably a lot, for me at least. You're going to find
yourself at the centre of some media attention as well, for- well, I'm
sure you know."
"Yeah, kinda," I chuckle. "Just my luck you win big on a quiz show on
the same channel that has Piers Moron reading the morning news."
"Well, if I do get challenged by him or anyone else about you, I'll
defend you to the death," dad says with a warm, fatherly smile. "Because
what hasn't changed is that you are the most important thing in my life.
No amount of money could change that." I bite my lip as tears slowly
start to form in my eyes- not that I ever doubted my father's love for
me, of course.
"Thanks," I whisper as my father and I share a long, tight hug. "Heh,
gonna be weird going back to work on Friday."
"I can imagine," dad says. "Does everyone at work know about the show?"
"Well- they know you'll be on it," I reply. "I haven't told them
anything else. Not yet, anyway, though I'm not back until Friday, so I
reckon they'll probably know by then, heh. Hell, they may even want an
interview from you too."
"I'd be happy to," dad shrugs. "Any way I can help you out, heh!"
"Heh," I chuckle. "How about you? Have you told anyone at work yet?"
"I imagine they'll find out when I hand in my notice on Friday," dad
replies, making my jaw drop. "What? Did you really think I was going to
stay in that place, fixing motherboards until I dropped dead of
boredom?"
"I thought you liked the job?" I ask.
"I've had worse jobs," dad replies. "But, you know, I want to enjoy my
wealth while I have it?"
"What little you'll have left after becoming the student loan fairy?" I
ask, before grimacing. "Okay, that's a bad choice of words for me..."
"I know what you meant," dad says with a smile. "And it's not like
you're taking out thirty grand loans every week, this is a one-off
payment. And I'll get plenty of money back when I sell the house in
Brighton, too."
"Wh- se- what!?" I exclaim. "You're selling the house?"
"...I may rent it out," dad mumbles, clearly taken aback by my outburst.
"But I reckon I'd get more if I sell it... Jacinta, I- I'm thinking of,
you know, moving up to London. Full-time, like."
"Even after saying you were going to watch every home game next season?"
"It's not like the AmEx is completely inaccessible from London," dad
retorts. "And I- I want to be closer to Beverly, you know?"
"...Oh," I say.
"I- I'm going to see her now, tell her the news..." Dad mumbles.
"Jacinta, I know that- I know-"
"Yeah, so do I," I sigh.
"Your mother will always be your mother, your only mother," dad
explains. "And I do believe that she would want me-"
"Yeah, so do I," I interrupt again. "Dad, it's not like I'm angry or
anything, you know I like Beverly. I mean, I just spent three years at
uni with her daughter, and with what she does for a living, if I had to
pick anyone to be a stepmother, I suppose I'd choose her, it's just- I-
I have a lot of memories in that house, you know?" Dad sighs sadly and
leans in for another hug as tears start to well up in my eyes.
"I know," dad whispers. "So do I, I- I just feel it's time to move on. I
mean, you have, right? Got your big job in London, living independently,
constantly jetting back and forth to America..."
"And the 'big thing'?" I ask, smiling as dad nods. "Meh, I guess...
Will- will you bring mum to London?"
"...I haven't decided yet," dad sighs. "I mean, now that I can afford
it, I was thinking I could get a headstone... I- I dunno, can we not
talk about this now, please?"
"Okay," I whisper, sensing that I've touched a very raw nerve.
"I'll see you tomorrow if not before," dad says, the smile returning to
his face as he gives me another hug. "You take care, okay?"
"I will," I reply, before getting my suitcase out of the boot and
heading into the flat, only to find it empty. With a loud (and, under
the circumstances, unnecessary) sigh, I flop down on the sofa and unpack
my laptop, hoping that editing some photos for the magazine will take my
mind off of things.
Needless to say, that doesn't work, and within 15 minutes I'm instead
lazily scrolling through Facebook for any updates with my friends,
before heading over to the internet dating website I'm subscribed to in
the hope that my profile may have had a few 'bites'. Hell, even a
'nibble' will do me at this point.
As always, though, when I log on to the dating site, the only interest
my profile has had are from guys who are either overweight, or who
proudly announce their favourite football team in their profile, or
worse yet, their love of Star Wars, or who are otherwise flawed in
countless other ways. In the interest of full disclosure, my dating app
profile is linked to my Instagram, Twitter and YouTube pages, all of
which proudly display, even advertise my membership of the 'T' part of
the LGBT community, which no doubt turns off a great many of the men who
might stumble across my profile. I could, of course, try to deny that I
was ever male- after all, I do have the vagina to back up that claim-
but something like that isn't easy to hide, and it'd only cause even
more problems when the truth was revealed, as it inevitably would be.
God knows I've heard more than a few horror stories from my friends
about how that type of 'revelation' has damaged potential relationships.
There is, of course, the opposite course of action- I could always
register at an explicitly trans-friendly or even trans-only dating site,
and while I'm certainly not opposed to the idea of dating a transgender
man (I've met a few who are seriously cute), I don't want to limit the
pool from which 'Prince Charming' can appear. Even if that pool is
already limited by the exclusion of transphobes- not that that's too
great a loss.
I spend the rest of the afternoon flitting between work and relaxation,
only interrupted late in the afternoon by a text from my flat mate,
explaining that she won't be home tonight, leaving out the reason why-
that she'll be staying overnight with her boyfriend- as one, it doesn't
really need to be said; and two, it would be rubbing it in a bit. She
does, however, also ask how dad last night, to which I reply with the
simple message 'no spoilers' followed by a 'sticking-out tongue' emoji,
to which Katie replies with a very friendly 'middle finger' emoji.
With all of my friends otherwise occupied tonight, I spend the rest of
the evening on the sofa idly browsing through Netflix and trying not to
think about the fact that even my dad has a more active love life than I
do right now...
I'm woken up the following morning by the sound of the front door
opening and closing, followed by the sound of a foot making high-speed
contact with a table leg and a thick London accent coming up with some
very creative swear words.
"Hi Katie," I half-shout, half-grunt into my pillow. "Good night?"
"Before I broke half of my foot, yeah," Katie moans.
"You're the one who insisted on putting the coffee table there," I
reply, sighing as I prop myself up on my elbows. "Are you okay? Do you
want me to get the first aid kit?"
"No, no, I'll be fine," Katie sighs as I hear her bedroom door open and
close. "I just came back to change, I've got, like, seven interviews
today."
"Do you want the shower first?" I ask.
"No, I showered at Charlie's place," Katie replies, making me frown at
her unsubtle 'boyfriend brag'. "How was the recording?" Needless to say,
this causes me to perk up more than a little.
"Ah-ah-ah, you'll find out tonight," I tease my friend.
"Oh come on, some spoilers, pleeeeease?" Katie asks, making me giggle.
"You can't wait what, twelve hours?" I reply, trying my hardest to sound
as smug as possible.
"I might be delayed at work," Katie replies. "You can tell me whether or
not he got into the hot seat, surely?"
"You'll find out tonight," I repeat, smirking as my friend lets out a
frustrated moan.
"I'm going to come in there and sit on you until you tell me," Katie
threatens.
"I'm dilating," I lie.
"...Okay, fine then, I'll see you tonight," Katie sighs. "Are we still
having a watch party at this place?"
"Duh!" I reply, earning a happy giggle from my flat mate as she heads
out of the flat, leaving me alone with my thoughts.
I'm woken up a short while later by the sound of talking coming from the
living room, confusing me as I could've sworn I was alone in the flat
after Katie left. I slowly raise myself off of my bed and cautiously
leave the room, my body seemingly resisting more and more with every
step I take.
"H- hello?" I call out, my voice little more than a hoarse whisper.
"Who's there?" With increasingly small steps, I head out of my bedroom
and into the living room, freezing at the sight of the last face I
expected to see.
"Hello Jacinta," the middle-aged woman says with a warm, loving smile.
"M- mum?" I whisper, scrunching my eyes closed as I try to reconcile the
image in front of me. When I open them again, however, I'm back in my
bed, back in the real world.
"...Where the hell did THAT come from?" I think to myself, taking
several deep breaths to reassure myself that I am indeed actually awake.
Realising that it'd be futile to try to get back to sleep after THAT
dream, I let out a sigh and throw back my bedsheets, before switching on
my radio and reaching into my nightstand for my dilating kit.
"I'm every woman, it's all in me..." I mumble to myself as I slide the
thick orange stent into my vagina and muse on how mundane this action
has become. Even though it's no longer uncomfortable- far from it, in
fact- the dream still makes me fidget.
It's not like I don't think about my mother, of course. It's rare that a
day goes by when she isn't in my thoughts in some way, shape or form,
and those thoughts have increased in frequency since my surgery. I often
wonder how mum would react to her new daughter, and what kinds of things
we'd be able to do together as mother and daughter that we never could
as mother and son. Dad's reassured me that mum would have accepted me
just as easily as he did, and that they were in fact trying for another
child when she got sick, something I always inferred as them trying
specifically for a daughter. I still question, though, whether she'd
approve of me shoving a plastic rod in myself every morning, or of some
of the boys I've dated (or lusted after)...
After dilating, I take a quick shower before dressing for the day in
what has become my go-to 'casual casual' outfit of a tight long-sleeved
top (cut low enough to show a modest amount of cleavage, of course), a
pair of nearly opaque black leggings and a short denim skirt. As I look
at myself in the mirror, I can't help but muse on the ways in which I
resemble my mother, such as my hair or my nose. Growing up, I was always
complimented on how much I looked like my father- well, I'm assuming it
was meant to be a compliment, anyway, as for obvious reasons I didn't
see it as such- but the longer I've been transitioning, the more my
mother has seemed to 'emerge' from me. Naturally, this makes me very
happy indeed.
I also can't help but wonder, of course, how mum would react to being
the wife of a millionaire...
I again spend the day by myself, alternating between finishing off work
for the magazine, checking social media and packing away our supermarket
delivery- or rather, most of our supermarket delivery. I leave out the
several bottles of wine and beer that were delivered, along with the
sweet and savoury snacks. Katie arrives home just after 5:30pm, which I
take as my cue to retreat to my bedroom to change for the night ahead.
Even though we won't be leaving in the flat and all we'll be doing is
watching television, it's still a party, and as such, my 'casual casual'
outfit needs to give way to something a lot less 'comfortable'. First,
of course, I fix my make-up- bronzer, thick eyeshadow and mascara and
blood-red lipstick. I have to smile at the fact that what took me ages
when I was sixteen takes me mere minutes now that I'm twenty-three. Once
that's complete, I exchange my cotton bra and panties for a sexy black
lace thong and a bra that is a lot more 'enhancing' than this morning's.
Even though there won't be any single boys coming tonight, I'm going to
make an effort anyway, as it's always been the case that the better I
look, the better I feel. And tonight, I intend to look as sexy as
possible, and feel as good about myself as it's possible to get. I mean,
as the daughter of a millionaire, I have to make an effort, don't I?
Once my underwear is in place and my body is appropriately shaped
('shape' being very much used as a verb in this contact), I pick out a
pair of fancy silver earrings and my favourite necklace, followed by a
pair of thin black tights from my hosiery drawer before picking one of
my favourite dresses out of my wardrobe. Even though it actually has a
label in it, rather than being designed by Ophelia, Sarah or Lauren,
it's still gorgeous. It's jet black, has short, cap sleeves, a plunging
neckline, a skirt that just about comes to mid-thigh if I'm diligent
about yanking it down often enough and is so skin-tight you'd swear it
was made out of lycra. A pair of matching pumps with a 3.5" stiletto
heel complete my look, and as I examine myself in my mirror, I feel
incredible- the person looking at me from my mirror has never looked as
girly or as gorgeous as they- or rather, I do right now. If only more
people could see this side of me- especially those looking for a
'Cinderella'...
After taking a full-length photo for my small in number but still loyal
Instagram followers, I head out into the living room, where Katie is
also wearing a short, fancy dress- and a wide grin on her face as well.
"Swit-swoo Miss Hanley!" Katie teases as I do a slow turn to show off my
dress. "Didn't realise we were inviting an entire football team
tonight?"
"Oh, aren't you hilarious?" I snort. "I do sometimes dress up for my own
benefit, you know? And yes, I know that sounds weird now that I'm post-
op."
"Not really," Katie shrugs. "Nikki's told me she still does the same,
for the same reason. Hell, even sometimes I'll get dressed up for the
sake of getting dressed up, and I'm, you know, 'no op'. And then, of
course, there's-"
"Ophelia," we say simultaneously, sharing an affectionate giggle at the
thought of my BFF.
"I think every girl's entitled to a 'category four' evening now and
again," I say with a grin.
"How about every boy?" Katie asks with a sly grin.
"I wouldn't know," I reply with a smug grin. "I've never been one!"
Katie and I share another giggle as we finish setting out the snacks
and, most importantly, the drinks for tonight.
The other partygoers arrive shortly after 7pm, all dressed fancily- none
more so than my BFF, who is wearing an extremely form-fitting floor-
length dress made of black lace with intricate silver and gold thread
stitched throughout. The skirt of the dress has a slit on the left-hand
side that goes almost all the way to her hip and the sleeves and
d?colletage are made of a dark, translucent mesh material with delicate
gold fractal patterns sewn throughout. On her feet are sturdy-looking
strappy sandals with a 5" platform heel and silver and gold threads,
like the ones in her dress, are weaved all throughout her waist-length
hair. And, of course, her waist has been pulled down to around 22 inches
by a torturous-looking corset.
"I need, need, NEED that dress!" Katie squeaks as she examines my BFF's
newest creation. "Hi Telemachus."
"Good evening, Katie," Telemachus replies with a warm smile.
"Second fiddle again?" I tease the tall young man, who simply chuckles
quietly.
"I would be content to play one millionth fiddle to my beloved,"
Telemachus replies as he exchanges a soft, gentle kiss with his wife,
earning happy sighs from all of us.
"Tonight, however, we are all playing second fiddle," Ophelia announces.
"To Mike."
"To Mike!" The assembled crowd all cheer- though I obviously replace
'Mike' with the word 'dad'.
"Do you know how he did, then?" Lauren asks.
"We do," Ophelia replies. "And no, we shall not tell you ahead of time."
My BFF and I share a smirk as we're bombarded by a chorus of boos from
our friends.
"Meh, we'll find out in the next few minutes, anyway," Sarah shrugs.
"I've texted Jexy and told them how to set up the VPN so they should be
able to watch along as well."
"Isn't it, like, mid-afternoon where they are?" I ask.
"Yeah," Sarah replies. "But do you really think they'll miss this?"
"They've never even met my dad," I chuckle.
"No, but they have met you," Nikki says with a grin as she links fingers
with her wife. Needless to say, a couple of tears trickle from my eyes
at the love and acceptance that comes at me from across an ocean.
"Are we expecting anyone else?" Lauren asks as the undoubtedly first of
many bottles of wine is opened and we all pour ourselves a glass.
"Just Becky," I reply. "Oh, and Josh and Alex from work."
"No one else from work coming?" Nikki asks. "Didn't you say you work
with someone who knew you and your dad from Brighton?"
"Who, Tom?" I ask. "I asked him, didn't get a reply though. And me and
his girlfriend... Ehh, long story." That runs all the way from 'besties'
to 'can barely stand to be in the same room as me', I think to myself as
I remember my history with Caitlin and the other girls I hung around
with all throughout primary school.
"Yeah, I had a few 'friends' from school who were like that," Sarah
sighs as we all start to take our seats.
A short while later, after the last of our guests have arrived, the
theme tune to the long-running game show plays and the excitement level
in the flat intensifies. There's some (mostly) good natured boos when
Jeremy appears on screen, followed by loud cheers when dad appears, and
even louder ones when he wins fastest finger first and takes his place
in the hot seat. The excitement level starts to cool down as dad starts
answering the questions, but when he reaches ?8000 without using up a
lifeline the excitement levels reach fever pitch and the tension becomes
palpable. It eases off slightly when dad hits ?32 000, his chosen
'safety net', but it goes right back to the level it was before when he
hits ?64 000, and then ?125 000. By ?250 000, the entire apartment can
only communicate in excited squeaks, including the men, and even
including me, even though I watched the show being recorded. The ?500
000 question is met with even higher pitched squeaks, but when dad
announces that he knows the answer to the million-pound question, the
entire flat falls silent. Again, even know I know what happens, even
though I watched it live, the next few seconds seem to take an eternity
as dad locks in his answer. When Jeremy announces that the answer is
correct, though, the entire flat explodes in cheers and I find myself
swamped by hugs from all directions.
"Oh my god oh my god oh my god!" Nikki squeaks. "This is so amazing!"
"I know!" I squeak.
"Oh my god!" Sarah gasps. "I mean, I knew your dad was clever, but-
wow!" Countless other 'oh my god's and squeaks of congratulations fill
the flat for the next fifteen minutes before the atmosphere in the flat
finally starts to settle down.
"This still seems so unreal," Nikki says as she fans herself with her
hands. "I mean, I know a millionaire!"
"You work for Joshua Benedict," I remind my friend. "He's still just a
bit richer than my dad!"
"Well- yeah, I guess," Nikki says with a girlish giggle. "Has he spoilt
you yet, then? I didn't see a Lamborghini outside..."
"You don't see a driving licence in my purse either!" I retort, making
everyone giggle again. "Seriously, I don't want to be the type of person
who lives off of 'daddy' all their life. I like my job."
"Glad to hear it!" Alex says. "You know Terri's gonna try to extort an
exclusive interview out of your dad, right?"
"Well- that I can probably arrange," I reply with a giggle.
"We are no longer burdened by student loans, though," Ophelia says,
earning me, her and her husband good-natured jeers from everyone else.
"Well- I kinda get that," Sarah chuckles. "It's not like my mum hasn't
written off a lot of my loans, heh."
"And with your mum and Jacinta's dad now getting together..." Katie
teases, making me and Sarah roll our eyes simultaneously.
"Well, at least neither of us can say 'they're only in it for the money'
anymore," Sarah says with a sarcastic snort of laughter. "Not that
either of us would."
"Agreed, totally," I say.
"Though if the three of us do go into business and want a start-up
loan..." Sarah teases, earning an angry glare from me that makes her
giggle. "Kidding, really!"
"Though it would not be out of character for Mike to have thought of
that already," Ophelia says, and I'm forced to agree.
"None of the three of you are planning on going on the Apprentice,
then?" Katie asks, making everyone laugh- my BFF loudest of anyone.
"It would be interesting to see how Lord Sugar would react to oneself,"
Ophelia says, smiling as everyone chuckles.
"He would see you as an intelligent, articulate and talented young
woman," Telemachus assures his wife. "For that is what you are."
Needless to say, everyone 'aww's as the couple exchange a kiss,
including myself- though I am relieved when my phone buzzes yet again to
notify me of another text message.
"Go on, who's that one from?" Lauren asks.
"Jessica and Paige," I chuckle. "They must've found a way to watch from
America too. Ooh, and there's one here from Alexa and Jenny that just
says 'Skype'?"
"Ah- yeah," Sarah chuckles. "Have you got your laptop handy, and can you
sign into Skype on that?"
"Umm, sure," I say, retrieving my laptop from the bottom of the coffee
table and switching it on.
"Do you have a spare HDMI cable?" Sarah asks.
"Umm... Do we LOOK like the kind of people who have spare computer
cables hanging around?" Katie replies, earning an angry stare from our
friend before we share a quick giggle.
"Touch?," Sarah giggles. "Jacinta, are you signed into Skype yet?"
"Just a second," I reply as I type in my password. Within seconds, my
laptop beeps to inform me of an incoming call. After setting it up on
the table so that everyone can see the screen, I click on answer and am
immediately greeted by the grinning faces of our friends from Minnesota.
"Hey girlies!" Alexa and Jenny yell into the screen. "And guys, hehe!"
"Ah- yep, might be a few unfamiliar faces here today," I giggle. "Guys,
this is Alexa and Jenny, our friends from America that we were telling
you about. Jexy, allow me to introduce Josh and Alex, who I work with at
the magazine."
"Nice to meet you," Alex says with a polite wave.
"Are you our subscribers from America?" Josh asks, grinning as Jexy nod
in reply. "Reckon you could get us a few more?" I giggle as Alex gives
Josh a playful whack on his arm, before making it up to him with a
gentle kiss.
"Aww, are you a couple too?" Jenny asks. "How sweet!"
"Yeah," Alex replies with a sigh. "Took us some time before we could
come out publicly about it, but- well, I'm sure most people here
understand that." I smile sadly as most of the room- those of us who are
transgender or in a same-sex relationship- nods in agreement.
"And we're two of those people," Becky, my old friend from university,
announces. "I'm Becky Hamilton, this is my partner Zara. It's nice to
meet you at last!"
"Likewise," Jenny says with a warm smile. "Sarah and Jacinta speak very
highly of you, and the fun they had in the university's LGBT society."
"Well, they're fun people," Becky says with a grin as she squeezes her
girlfriend's hand.
"And last, but probably least, is this guy," Katie says as she gives her
boyfriend a quick, tight cuddle. "Alexa, Jenny, this is Charlie, the guy
who's been keeping me warm for the last few weeks!"
"Nice to meet you too!" Alexa giggles. "Gonna be really great seeing you
all in the flesh when we come over in July for AngelCon."
"Totally," Jenny agrees. "So, like, is this a couples call today or
something, then?"
"Well- almost," I reply as I suddenly feel like not just a third wheel,
or a fifth wheel, but a fifteenth wheel...
"Oh- sorry, Jacinta," Jenny grimaces. "Sometimes kinda forget, I mean,
especially in that dress!" I try to hide my sadness and smirk at my
friend's compliment- something made easier when Alexa pouts and her wife
has to make it up to her.
"And you are surely going to have guys kicking your door down soon,"
Alexa reassures me, before grimacing herself. "Oh- not just because of
the money, I mean, but- well, you know..."
"I get it, really," I say with a smile. "And thanks."
"Though that was AMAZING," Jenny gushes. "I had no idea your dad was so
smart, Jacinta!"
"Yeah, he- he's always had a love of quizzes, heh," I reply.
"Well- I was stumped after the 8000 question," Jenny confesses. "Maybe
because the questions are all for, you know, Brits- well, obviously,
heh."
"Meh, I was stuck after that point too, heh," I chuckle.
"And I would have struggled to even answer any of the questions,"
Ophelia confesses, making me smile- she's very defensive when it comes
to her dyslexia, so for her to confess this must mean she is completely
at ease 'opening up' in this crowd. A far cry from the shy loner I first
made friends with almost six years ago.
"Oh- Ophelia..." Alexa sighs. "Who needs book smarts when you can make
dresses like THAT?" I (along with the rest of the room) grin as Ophelia
shows up and does a slow twirl to show off the delicate stitching of her
dress.
"I think there are only two people in this room who can claim to have
any talent there whatsoever!" Nikki says, making her wife and Lauren
both blush. "And believe me, I have tried!"
"Your dresses weren't THAT bad," Sarah teasingly reassures her wife.
"Though you two can let Katie- your Katie- know that we've just about
got her dress done so we'll be all ready for this summer."
"That of course assumes that we will have finished Lauren's dress by
then as well," Ophelia teases, making our raven-haired friend blush as
her fianc? cuddles her tighter.
"Ahh, we're really looking forward to that too!" Jenny sighs happily.
"We all are," Katie- Lauren's maid of honour- says with a grin. "But I
think we're getting away from today's superstar- by which I don't mean
Mike, but his super-sexy daughter, hehe!" I blush and grin bashfully as
I am once again made the centre of attention, pretending to be coy even
if I was secretly getting a bit annoyed at all the wedding talk.
"Who's also wearing an amazing dress," Alexa teases, making me grin even
wider.
"Even if it was bought in a shop rather than made by her ultra-talented
friends," Lauren teases. "Though it's not like she can't afford the
occasional designer dress now, hehe!"
"...Dad kinda wiped out my student loan," I explain to my American
friends. "And Ophelia's and Telemachus's as well."
"Wow, that- that's really cool of him," Jenny gushes.
"As far as he is concerned, I am his daughter," Ophelia explains with a
shrug. "And as far as I am concerned, he is most definitely my father,
and as such, Jacinta is most definitely my sister."
"I have learned to accept that Jacinta may well be more of a soul mate
to Ophelia than myself," Telemachus says with an uncharacteristic smirk
as my BFF slides up next to me and gives me a very uncharacteristic hug.
"D'aww," Alexa coos.
"It was kinda a tough day when O moved out," I say. "Though my
replacement flat mate is- ehh, okay, I guess." Everyone in the room
(apart from Katie, anyway) shares a giggle as she flicks a very unsubtle
middle finger in my direction.
"How are you two doing, anyway?" Katie asks our American friends. "All
settled in back in the mansion?"
"Yep!" Alexa replies with a grin. "Been here a few months now,
everything's great where SOMEONE isn't falling out with their family..."
Yet another giggle spreads throughout the flat as Jenny pouts, which is
only ended when Alexa begins nuzzling her neck.
"If you want stories about families falling out," Jenny says, "you
should've been here when Danny was working on the place." This time it's
Alexa's turn to put and Jenny's turn to make it up to her, which causes
yet more giggles.
"How about you, Jacinta?" Alexa asks. "Is your dad buying somewhere big
that you could maybe move back into?"
"Umm, if he is, it won't be here," I reply. "In London a million quid
will barely afford this flat! Though he has said he's umm, leaving
Brighton..."
"Aww, I was looking forward to going back to the beach there in summer,"
Jenny says.
"Meh, well, we still can, just as, you know, tourists..." I mumble.
"We should've moved into our new place by the time you two come over,"
Sarah says. "Hopefully I'll be working by then so we can afford a two-
bedroom place, meaning no more air mattress!"
"I dunno," Alexa muses. "I- sorry, we had some fun times on the air
mattress, hehe!"
"We don't need to know about what you two did on the air mattress!"
Katie protests. "Though if you really miss it that much, we could always
have a sleepover at this place when you're over, just us girls?" Despite
not being consulted about this invitation, I certainly don't have any
problem with it, so I eagerly nod in agreement with my freckled friend.
"...Sounds perfect," Alexa says with a grin as her wife nods.
"Though my dad won't be paying for any champagne, caviar and truffles
for that party," I say with a grin. "I assume you won't mind prosecco,
pizza and Pringles?"
"Absolutely not, as long as you're all there," Jenny replies with a warm
grin.
"Though I reckon Miss Hanley may be waist-deep in marriage proposals by
then," Alexa teases. "Especially if she looks as hot as she did on TV
tonight!" I giggle and blush as I'm reminded that I did have a small on-
screen cameo tonight, though I think my American friend may be more than
a little optimistic...
We continue chatting with our American friends for another hour before
they're called away to dinner, covering topics such as homes, families,
weddings and holidays. The party continues for a short while after Alexa
and Jenny's departure, as our limited living space means no dancing,
which means no music, and with many of us, myself included, having work
tomorrow, everyone departs just after 11:30pm. This includes Katie, who
goes back to Charlie's place, leaving me once again alone in my own
home. I know I should be happy to have so many wonderful friends, but
the sudden silence after so many hours of excited noise is almost
deafening.
"Wake up it's a beautiful morning..." My phone blares at 7am the
following morning, waking me from my slumber and boring several holes in
my hungover skull. Why I didn't take today off work as well is beyond
me, especially as today is Friday. Maybe I didn't expect dad to do as
well as he did, maybe I wanted to save my limited annual leave
allowance, or maybe I actually wanted to go into the office so I can
actually see some other human faces today- never mind the fact that I
had plenty of 'face time' last night.
Nonetheless, a couple of hours later, I arrive at the office, dressed in
my usual attire of a smart top and a short black pencil skirt, and am
greeted by my editor who has an extremely excited grin on her face.
"Hey Jacinta!" Terri squeaks, almost bouncing up and down with
excitement.
"You watched it last night, then?" I ask with a giggle.
"Like I wouldn't?" Terri replies. "That was SO amazing! You looked
really good too."
"For the ten seconds I was on screen?" I ask, earning another giggle
from the petite young woman.
"Ten more than any of us recently!" Terri replies. "Sorry I couldn't
make it to the party last night, kinda had a lot of work to catch up on,
heh."
"Yeah, I know the feeling," I say with a giggle. "And we were kinda
packed yesterday anyway. Have Josh and Alex made it in yet?"
"Not yet," Terri replies. "It's just you, me and Ciara in at the moment,
and she's going to want to see you when you've got a free moment, but
first, we need a chat."
"Umm, okay..." I say as I follow Terri into her office. Usually it's not
a good sign when your boss wants to see you privately, but given how
excited she was to see me, I doubt she's going to fire me.
"Firstly," Terri says, "I'm kinda surprised you didn't come in here
today handing in your notice!"
"Well, umm, it was my dad who won the million quid, not me," I
hesitantly retort. "And even if I did, I- I like working here, you
know?"
"Glad to hear it!" Terri says. "You've really gelled well with the team
over the last few months, and I don't need to tell you how much your
contacts with places like Heavenly Talent have boosted our sales
figures. Though we would still be delighted to have you around even
without those contacts, they're just, like, the icing on the cake,
hehe!" Obviously, this puts a genuine smile on my face.
"Thanks," I say as my cheeks start to redden.
"On the topic of contacts, though," Terri says, her demeanour suddenly
becoming more serious, "can you get us an exclusive interview with your
dad?" My editor smiles sympathetically as I chuckle- I'd been expecting
this question, and she obviously knows I've been expecting it too.
"I don't know about exclusive," I reply. "ITV will probably have the
last word there. He won't say no to me interviewing him though, heh!"
"Yeah," Terri says, letting out a light chuckle before grimacing.
"You're not- you're not actually a journalist, though- don't get me
wrong, we'll definitely send you down to get pictures- especially as
it'd be in your hometown, if not your actual home- but we'd send, like,
a writer down to do the actual interview."
"Oh," I say, feeling slightly deflated even if what Terri's saying does
make sense. "Fair enough. Will it be Josh or Alex coming with me, then?"
"I was thinking of sending Tom," Terri says softly, making me fidget.
"Umm, he's not a writer," I retort. "He's a researcher."
"I know," Terri retorts, "but he's from Brighton too, so he knows his
way around, and didn't you say your dad already knows him, and vice
versa?"
"I wouldn't exactly call them mates," I reply.
"Well, either way, if you're up for some overtime, can you set up an
interview for tomorrow?" Terri asks. Gets it out of the way, I think to
myself.
"Umm, sure!" I reply. "Shall I liaise with Tom when he gets in?"
"Oh, he- he won't be in today," Terri replies, and suddenly it's her
turn to look uncomfortable. "I'll let him know, you get on to your dad
after you talk to Ciara, okay?"
"Umm, sure," I reply, though I am more than a little confused- my
history with Tom is well-known here, but why it would make Terri
uncomfortable is beyond me.
Rather than waste any more brain cells trying to figure it out, I leave
the office and go to talk to our webmaster, spending the next couple of
hours going through the photos I edited and agreeing on a layout for the
next few stories we'll be uploading to the website. Once we're done, I
head back to my desk, discovering en route that Josh and Alex have
indeed made it into the office- both still looking a little rough after
last night!
"Hey boys!" I tease the young couple, who both respond with frowns.
"Hey, don't blame me, I didn't make you drink that much last night."
"Nah, you just enabled it," Alex replies, before grinning. "It was a
great party though."
"Yeah, many thanks again for last night," Josh says with a tired smile.
"You're very welcome," I reply with a grin. "And yes, I am still working
on getting you two into one of Charlotte Hartley's parties, hopefully
last night you'll have gained a few more people who'll speak up for
you."
"There's no rush, honestly," Alex insists. "Have you read any of the
tweets from last night?"
"Umm, no," I reply. "Kinda been trying to avoid them, heh, I've really
gone off Twitter lately."
"Yeah, we noticed you've not been tweeting as much," Alex says. "They're
mostly complimentary of you and your dad, though." Which means that some
are UNcomplimentary, I think to myself. And those are the ones I
wouldn't have been able to get past, and that's the precise reason I've
sworn off Twitter. Even if those tweets were outnumbered by a hundred to
one...
"Here's a good one," Josh says, opening the tweet on his phone. "It goes
'This Mike guy is seriously clever, and his daughter's fit too'."
"...Is there a reply to that that tells the OP I'm trans, by any
chance?" I ask, sighing as Josh frowns.
"Well- yes," Josh grimaces. "But the OP then goes on to say that he
still would. And he's not a bad-looking guy, either."
"Thanks," I say, trying my hardest to sound sincere even as I grimace.
"I know that was meant as a compliment, but-"
"Eh, fair enough," Josh says, putting his phone away. "Sorry... We just
figured, you know, you looked a little down yesterday evening despite
everything, and- well, we know for future, heh."
"I do appreciate the gesture, really," I say. "What are you two working
on today?"
"Just putting the finishing touches to the interview we did with that
Albon guy, the racing driver," Alex replies, making me smile as I
remember the time I spent last month photographing the young sportsman
at his plush home.
"I like how you call him 'that Albon guy' when he has the same first
name as you!" Josh teases his boyfriend, who rolls his eyes in response
as they continue tweaking their article.
"I'll leave you two to it," I say with a giggle. "I'm doing overtime
tomorrow, and I kinda need to make a phone call, heh."
"Oh really?" Josh asks. "Who are you taking photos of, has Terri finally
arranged that Lukas Dhont interview you've been begging her for?"
"It's actually my dad, believe it or not," I chuckle. "As you predicted
last night, yep. So me and Tom are heading down to Brighton tomorrow,
assuming dad agrees to the interview, which in fairness, is a fairly
safe assumption."
"You're going down with Tom?" Alex asks with an awkward look almost
identical to our editor's. Him too? I think to myself.
"Yes..." I reply. "He's from Brighton too, so we'll know our way around
easier than either of you two. Is this a problem?"
"No- nope," Alex replies as he and his boyfriend simultaneously shake
their heads. Weird...
"Well- okay then," I say, shaking my head as I return to my desk and
plug my laptop in to charge, before getting my phone out of my bag. Much
to my surprise, though, when I go to call dad I find I've already had
two missed calls from him today- god knows why he'd need to call me,
though I guess it's a question I'll find the answer to soon, I think to
myself as I return dad's call.
"Guess who I was talking to this morning!" Dad exclaims as he answers my
call after 2 rings.
"...Hi to you too," I say, before sighing as I realise dad's expecting
an answer from me. "Oh- I dunno, Gary Barlow?"
"Close!" Dad chuckles, making me confused.
"...Robbie Williams?" I ask hesitantly.
"No, I'll put you out of your misery," dad says.
"Please do," I sigh.
"It was Piers Morgan," dad says, leading to an awkward silence.
"...That's not much of a brag," I say bluntly. "And how is Gary Barlow a
'close' guess?"
"Because they were both judge-" dad begins.
"-Judges on Simon Cowell shows, okay, I see now," I interrupt. "So you
were on Good Morning Britain, then?"
"Nah, Piers just called up for a chat," dad retorts, making me roll my
eyes. "Yes, I was on the show, it was about 8:40 this morning, I tried
calling you but I didn't get an answer, so I figured you'd be on your
way to work or already at work."
"I'll have to watch it on catch-up when I get home," I say. "I'm
actually calling for kinda the same reason."
"You want to talk to Piers Morgan too?" Dad asks, making me roll my eyes
again.
"No," I snort angrily. "The magazine has asked me to ask you-"
"Sure, I'll do an interview," dad interrupts, making me grin. "When were
you thinking of coming down, or will it be by phone?"
"Can we come down tomorrow?" I ask. "Or will you be too knackered after
being on the Graham Norton show? Or maybe Jonathan Ross?"
"Tomorrow will be fine," dad says. "I should be free all day so just let
me know when's convenient for you."
"I'll talk with the guy who'll actually be doing the interview," I say
with a tired chuckle. "And I'll have to check train times to Brighton as
well."
"Ah- well, there you kinda won't," dad says with an audible grimace.
"I'm- I'm going to be staying over at Beverly's house tonight."
"...You two have something special planned, then?" I ask.
"Actually yes, and that's another reason I was trying to get hold of
you," dad says, making me frown- interfering with dad and his lady
friend's 'special time' is the last thing I want to do...
"Umm, okay..." I say hesitantly.
"I've made a booking for us at a fancy London restaurant," dad explains.
"To celebrate the win. It'll be me and Beverly, you, Ophelia and
Telemachus and Beverly's daughter and her wife. I figured you'd
appreciate the chance to get dressed up, be treated like a princess for
one evening..."
"Sounds perfect," I say with a smile.
"I'll pick you up at 7:30," dad says. "I'd better go now, I've got the
Mail calling me in about 20 minutes."
"The hardships of being a national celebrity?" I ask, smirking as dad
laughs in response.
"I'll see you later tonight," my father says.
"Bye," I say softly as I end the call and sit back in my chair with a
tired sigh. I don't begrudge dad his fifteen minutes of fame, of course,
and I am looking forward to tonight- even if going from 'fifteenth
wheel' to 'seventh wheel' isn't much of a promotion...
Nonetheless, when I return home, I waste no time in stripping off my
work clothes and fixing my hair and make-up into something more
appropriate for an evening at a fancy restaurant. I apply a similar
level and style of make-up to last night, though I also take care to
repaint my nails a deep red colour to match my lipstick, and I tie my
hair into as elaborate an updo as I can manage in the limited time
available to me. With my look complete, I open up my underwear drawer
and pick out a similar bra and thong to last night, though instead of
the same cheap tights I wore last night, I instead opt for a fancy pair
of hold-up stockings- after all, dad did say it was an excuse to get
dressed up tonight. With my make-up and underwear sorted, I open my
wardrobe and pause as I ponder the choices in front of me.
Dad did say it was a fancy restaurant, the implication being that it's
black tie, so I'll need a suitable dress, and in this instance, only a
black dress will do. Last night's dress would be ideal if not for one
slight flaw- it's so short it'd show off both my stocking tops and a
good amount of thigh above them when I sit down. Fortunately, it's far
from being the only black dress I own. UNfortunately, I own so many
black dresses that picking just one is going to be a bit of a challenge.
I spend the next twenty minutes trying on and stripping off nearly every
black dress I own. I go through countless mini-dresses, floor length
evening dresses, strapless dresses, dresses with loose, translucent
sleeves, bodycon dresses, bandage dresses and some styles that I don't
even know the names of, including several designed by Ophelia that have
built-in lacing in the waist. I eventually settle on a sleeveless dress
with a high neckline and a skirt that comes to my mid-calf, but has high
splits on both sides that show generous amounts of leg (but fortunately
no stocking tops). I pair the dress with my most expensive earrings and
bracelets and finish my look with my favourite pair of black 4"
Christian Louboutin stilettos.
When I look at myself in the mirror, I feel like every inch the princess
dad said I would tonight. All throughout my childhood, I would have
given anything, literally anything to be able to wear these clothes and
to look the way I do- to say nothing of being able to feel the way I do
right now, dressed in these beautiful clothes. All that's missing is my
prince...
However, as I'm reminded when my fancy taxi comes to pick me up, tonight
isn't about 'Prince Charming' or even 'Princess Jacinta'- tonight is
about the 'King', my father, who is on hand to greet me at the entrance
to the restaurant along with his partner, her daughter and her wife- the
latter two of whom greet me with eager, excited hugs when they see me!
"Hey girlie girl!" Nikki teases, her immaculately made-up face sporting
a wide grin.
"Hey Jacinta!" Sarah squeaks excitedly. "You are looking HOT tonight!"
"Thank you!" I reply as I do a twirl to show off my dress to my friends.
"You two are looking great too!"
"Thanks," Sarah giggles as she and Nikki show off their own elaborate
dresses. Sarah's is obviously one of her own creations, a knee-length
black bodycon dress with a single sleeve and a mesh panel on the front
that shows off just enough cleavage to titillate, while Nikki's dress is
a very tight-looking strapless bandage dress that shows off her figure
beautifully.
"Hi dad," dad says, making me roll my eyes before smirking and giving
him a gentle hug.
"Hi dad," I say with a mock sigh. "You're looking good tonight, both of
you."
"Thank you, Jacinta," Beverly says, not doing a twirl like her daughter
and daughter-in-law, but still looking very elegant in her smart black
dress.
"Is that a new suit?" I ask dad, who simply grins.
"My old one was getting a bit- well, old," dad says. "I figured I'd
treat myself, and don't worry, I'm not going to spend every penny I won
on clothes, I'm not any of you three." I, along with my friends, let out
an offended pout- though it quickly descends into a shared giggle as
we're forced to concede that dad isn't 100% wrong!
"I prefer clothes that money can't buy, anyway," Nikki says, sliding up
to her wife and linking her fingers with hers in their private, special
way.
"Speaking of which," Sarah says as the final taxi arrives and Telemachus
steps out, before helping his wife out of the car and causing all our
jaws to drop.
"Oh- wow," Nikki gasps.
"She finished it, then," Sarah whispers.
"Is that- is that Andromeda?" Dad asks as my BFF approaches and greets
all five of us all with delicate, gentle hugs so as not to disturb the
elaborate creation she's wearing.
Ophelia's dress, which she has nicknamed 'Andromeda' after the daughter
of Cassiopeia in Greek mythology (Cassiopeia also being Ophelia's middle
name), is probably the project Ophelia has worked on the longest. She
started designing it as early as the summer holiday after our first year
of university and began constructing it shortly afterward- and
'constructing' is the correct word.
Having been present during a lot of the design process, I know there's
as much going on underneath the dress as there is on the outside. The
entire garment is built around a hybrid corset/bodysuit that was
designed to bring the wearer's waist down to a torturous eighteen
inches- and Ophelia's waist doesn't look too far away from that. The
corset has the added effect of pushing her breasts almost up to her
chin- or would, if it wasn't for the construction of the dress's bodice.
Said bodice is made of a combination of black satin, lace, a tights-like
mesh material and lycra that only Ophelia could make look as beautiful
as it is. The 'frame' of the bodice is the black lycra material that
seems to shimmer in the twilight, with satin panels around the waist
giving the illusion of making Ophelia's waist even narrower. Delicate
star-like patterns have been cut out of the bodice and filled in wish
the mesh material, the stars becoming denser until they reach the
d?colletage, which is made entirely of mesh with the occasional satin
star sewn in. Ophelia became inspired when she learned that the
Andromeda galaxy contains a trillion stars- and this dress doesn't look
like it's too far behind. The epaulets (the only parts of the bodice
that aren't skintight) are made of billowy lace with a delicate pattern
sewn throughout, and what look like bicep-length black satin gloves are
actually sewn onto the epaulets.
The skirt is just as elaborate as the bodice. A short underskirt of
lycra comes down to the middle of Ophelia's thighs, and is necessary to
preserve her modesty as the rest of the nearly floor-length skirt is
made entirely out of lace, albeit with 'stars' made of satin and/or mesh
sewn throughout. The skirt is extremely voluminous, creating the
illusion of waves as it ripples and swirls around Ophelia's legs with
every step she takes on her 5" stiletto heels. Obviously, Ophelia has
accessorised as well- all seven of the rings she usually wears are
visible on the outside of her gloves, which also have 'extensions' (for
want of a better word) added to the end to accommodate Ophelia's inch-
long nails. A black choker with an expensive-looking opal cluster is
fastened around her neck, and a pair of sparkling chandelier earrings
are hanging from her earlobes. Her make-up, which is heavy at the best
of times, seems to make her skin sparkle in the light, as though she has
tiny crystal stars stuck to her face. Her hair, which is normally
elaborate anyway, is tied into a sky-high bouffant style, with sparkling
crystals and pearls weaved throughout. It must have taken Ophelia hours
to get ready, but it was clearly worth every second- she might well be
the most beautiful woman in the world right now, and considering her
childhood, she is far more entitled to think of herself as 'Cinderella'
than I am. The difference, of course, is that she's already married her
'Prince Charming'...
"...I want one," Nikki says bluntly. "I don't care how much it costs, or
how long it takes, I NEED one."
"I am flattered," Ophelia says with a proud smile. "However construction
of a garment such as Andromeda is time-consuming, and I am already
designing a dress such as this for someone else. I would, however, be
only too happy to put you second in the queue, once I am finished with
the next dress."
"Who are you making the next one for?" I ask, feeling confused and more
than a little jealous.
"She is making it for her best friend," Telemachus says, sending an
uncharacteristic smile in my direction as Ophelia gently takes my hand
in hers. Needless to say, this causes more than a few tears to well up
in my eyes.
"Oh- god, O..." I moan. "Good job I bought my mascara with me..."
"Did you really think I would make such a special dress for anyone
before you?" Ophelia asks as everyone watches with wide grins on their
faces. "It shall take me some time to finish, what with my work, and the
wedding dresses we are making for Katie and-"
"I- I'm sure it'll be worth the wait, heh," I chuckle as we head into
the restaurant.
"And it'll save my credit card some punishment," dad teases.
"Hopefully." I roll my eyes as my friends all giggle at my expense,
though in truth, I couldn't be happier to be the butt of the joke on
this occasion. Even though I'm dining with three couples, it doesn't
feel like it- in fact, it feels much more like a family meal, and that's
precisely what I am- a member of this family, and I know I'd make things
a lot more awkward if I wasn't here than if I was. I'm not excluded at
any point during the meal, even when Nikki and Sarah try feeding each
other their dessert, prompting dad and Beverly to try- though Ophelia
opts out for fear of getting food on Andromeda! Tonight might be all
about dad, but I felt just as loved as anyone tonight.
Even if, when I return home, I am the only one of us who's sleeping
alone...
"Wake up it's a beautiful morning..." My phone blares, momentarily
confusing me when I check the screen to discover that it's Saturday,
only to remember that today's the day I'm meant to be interviewing dad-
or rather, today's the day my old school friend's meant to be
interviewing dad while I sit back and take photos.
"Morning!" My flat mate says as I head through to our small kitchen to
make myself some breakfast. "Good night last night?"
"Well- you put, like, a hundred likes on the photos that we took last
night, so you tell me," I retort, earning an eye roll from my friend.
"Yeah, but those were all of Ophelia's dress!" Katie says, and I giggle
as I'm forced to concede the point.
"Well- yes," I say. "And yeah, I did have fun. And yes, that dress was
even more amazing in person than the photos!"
"I bet!" Katie giggles. "Why are you up this early, anyway?" I can't
help but frown at my friend's hypocrisy -she is extremely morning-
phobic, especially so on Saturdays.
"...Really?" I ask, making my flat mate roll her eyes and giggle.
"We're going to see Charlie's parents today, in Herefordshire," Katie
explains. "It's a long drive, so, well- yeah." Already at the 'meeting
parents' stage? I think to myself. "That's also why I'm wearing a skirt
instead of shorts, want to make a good impression, you know?"
"Okay," I shrug. "Have you not met his parents before, then?"
"Nah, not with them living so far away," Katie shrugs. "Hell, he ain't
even met mine, either, and they live in London!"
"Has he met either of your brothers yet?" I ask. "Your oldest younger
brother's eighteen now, isn't he?"
"Nah, not until November, so hands off," Katie replies, making me
playfully sigh and roll my eyes. "And stop changing the subject! You
ain't told me why you're up this early either!"
"Well, sadly, for me it's for work," I sigh. "Interviewing my dad today.
Well, I'm photographing my dad, Tom's interviewing him."
"Ooh, Tom, eh?" Katie teases, making me roll my eyes. "Been a while
since I heard THAT name, hehe!"
"Yes, because I've mostly been working with Josh, Alex and Ciara the
last few weeks," I retort. "Ugh, I- I need to dilate. You already
showered today?"
"Yeah, and take your time in there," Katie teases. "I am of course
referring to both the shower and the-"
"Yes, thank you!" I interrupt, sighing as I finish my coffee and head
back to my bedroom, where I dilate, singing 'I'm Every Woman' louder
than I've done for a long time...
Once I've finished dilating, I take a quick shower and applying a light
layer of make-up before heading back to my bedroom and picking out my
outfit for the day. Unlike last night's 'special' underwear, today I opt
for a very plain unpadded white bra and even plainer white granny
panties, followed by a pair of opaque black tights. It is May, though,
and it's likely to be a bit warm for tights this thick, but today I
don't want to give anyone the wrong impression- whatever that
'impression' is, anyway. As such, I also pick a turtleneck top (albeit a
relatively thin one) and a floaty knee-length skirt out of my wardrobe,
and a pair of comfortable flats off my shoe rack- a far cry from the
expensive heels I wore last night. A pair of plain gold studs and my
black watch complete my look, and when I look at myself in my mirror, I
can't believe how plain I look when compared to the last two nights.
Fortunately, for me, 'plain' also means 'girly', as for me, everything
means 'girly', so on this occasion, 'plain' isn't necessarily bad.
With Katie having long since left the flat, I stick around for a bit,
catching up on emails and Facebook, before letting out a long sigh as I
head out of the flat and toward the nearest tube station. I have to
change trains in order to get to Beverly's house, and when I arrive at
Notting Hill Gate, my colleague is already there waiting for me.
"Hey Jacinta!" Tom says with a smile that looks VERY forced.
"Hey Tom," I reply. "Umm, good day off yesterday?"
"Meh," Tom replies with a non-committal shrug. "As good as it could be,
I guess." Okay, that was cryptic, I think to myself. Maybe he's nervous
because for once, he'll be doing the interview himself rather than
arranging it?
"Did- umm, were you watching on Thursday?" I ask.
"Yeah, I caught bits of it," Tom replies. "Watched it again yesterday on
catch-up, just to, you know, prepare for the interview." Getting
weirder... I think to myself.
"Right..." I say as we get on our train. Tom isn't usually this evasive-
it was awkward at first, when I started working for the magazine,
because of our history, but over the last few months, things between us
have become almost normal. So what's changed? "Did you- did you see any
of the photos I put on Facebook last night? I mean, you've got to set up
an interview with Ophelia after THAT dress, right?"
"Yeah, I- I haven't looked yet, I will when I get home," Tom says,
making me sigh in frustration.
"Okay, what is it?" I ask.
"...What?" Tom asks defensively.
"You know what," I reply. "This. All- well, 'this'. Last time I talked
to you we actually, you know, talked. So what's changed?"
"Caitlin and me, we- we split up," Tom explains, making me fidget
awkwardly in my seat.
"...Ah," I mumble.
"Yeah," Tom sighs. "On Tuesday. We'd been drifting apart for a while,
and I thought that moving on together would- ugh, I dunno what I
thought. All I know is that I'm now a fully paid-up member of 'Club
Single'."
"Well, take it from a lifelong member of that club, it's not a lot of
fun," I sigh. "No wonder they were being awkward at work yesterday,
heh."
"Umm, why would work be awkward?" Tom asks. "It's not like me and
Caitlin were married or anything, and- oh."
"...Oh?" I ask.
"I get what's happened," Tom sighs. "Caitlin and I split up, and they
naturally assume I'm going to jump straight into bed with you."
"Yeah," I say with a nervous giggle as my stomach starts to do
somersaults. I've always been attracted to Tom, even- or perhaps
especially- when he's been unavailable. And it's not like Caitlin's a
friend, after all- she made THAT clear the last time I saw her at
Christmas. But as attractive as he is, nothing about Tom screams 'Prince
Charming'. He's the guy I chat with about work while grabbing a coffee,
the guy who fills in my spreadsheets rather than filling in- well, THAT
should really go without saying. 'Prince Charming' needs to be more than
just cute, he needs to be, well, 'charming'. The guy you drink champagne
with in a fancy restaurant, not the guy you share a pint with in the pub
after work... Doesn't he?
"Well, no chance of THAT happening, right?" Tom asks with a nervous-
sounding chuckle.
"Nope!" I reply with a nervous giggle of my own. "Do- do you think
you'll stay friends with Caitlin?"
"I dunno," Tom shrugs. "Think she's moving back to Brighton, so- ugh, I
dunno. Do you stay in touch with any of your exes?"
"Don't- don't say it THAT way," I chastise my friend, who blushes and
giggles. "Make me sound like I've dated an entire bloody rugby team! But
to answer your question, no, not really... My- my friend Ian invited me
to a Star Wars marathon at his flat today, but his best friend will be,
and he's my ex, so I'm gonna pass. That, plus- and bear in mind, I DO
love Ian, umm, like- like a brother, but- but watching Star Wars for
twelve straight hours with a bunch of sweaty nerds sounds like my idea
of hell."
"Well, it IS the day for it," Tom says, making me frown in confusion.
"Star Wars day? May the fourth, as in 'May the fourth be with you'?"
"You total geek!" I tease, making my friend chuckle. "Maybe I should
give you Ian's address?"
"I've kinda got work to do," Tom chuckles. "Ian's your transgender
friend, isn't he?"
"Well- one of them, yeah," I reply, making Tom grimace.
"Ah- yeah, sorry, I- I didn't mean it like THAT," Tom says.
"It's okay," I shrug. "I knew what you meant. But yeah, he's a friend
who's transgender, was raised a girl, is now a man. Kind of a cute man
too, even if he is a bit short for me, heh."
"Ah- yeah, I can kinda get why," Tom says. "Not many, you know,
biological women who are 5' 10" or taller. Ugh, and I definitely didn't
mean THAT like THAT..." I place a gentle hand on my friend's shoulder as
he grimaces yet again.
"It's okay, again," I chuckle. "Though after eight months of working
with me I'd have hoped you'd have figured that out by now, heh."
"I'll learn eventually," Tom chuckles. "Though would it help if I say I
only said that because I don't see you as ever having been male? Or
should I just get my foot surgically grafted to my mouth now and have
done with it? ...And yes, I just realised I made a joke about 'surgical
grafts', so I'd better get used to the taste of shoe leather, heh."
"I wouldn't make those jokes around my dad if I were you," I tease. "So,
are- are you feeling a little bit better, then?"
"A little," Tom replies with a sad smile. "I do like talking to you,
Jacinta."
"Same here," I say with a smile. ", So, then, you- are you ready to
interview my dad?"
"Meh, ready as I'll ever be," Tom shrugs. "I got a few pointers from
Lizzie about what to say and how to say it, so- yeah, I'll give it a
go."
"Still think it's weird," I say. "The reason you were sent with me is
because you know your way around Brighton, but now we're not going to
Brighton, so- eh, I'm probably overthinking it."
"Meh, probably," Tom shrugs as our train reaches its station and we
disembark.
It's only a short walk from the station to Beverly's house so we arrive
a short while later, dad greeting me with a long hug before exchanging a
manly handshake with my colleague.
"Hi Tom!" Dad says with a grin. "It's been a while, heh!"
"Yeah," Tom says as I set up my camera. "I've just got a short list of
questions I want to ask you; Jacinta will get a few candid shots of us
talking, then she'll shoot a few posed shots at the end, okay?"
"Yep, sounds good," dad replies.
"You're not getting sick of giving interviews yet?" I tease my father,
who simply chuckles in response.
"We won't be long, I promise," Tom says. "Then we'll let you get back to
enjoying your fortune, heh!"
"I don't mind, honestly," dad says. "I quit my job yesterday, so it's
not like I haven't got loads of free time!"
"You really have left the computer shop, then?" I ask.
"Well, that was my job, which I just said I quit, so- yes," dad replies.
"Bit of an end of an era, I know, but it was time."
"Okay..." I say. "I- umm, I'm just about set up, so you can start
whenever."
"Okay," Tom says as he gets his iPad out of his rucksack and makes
himself comfortable.
As promised, the interview doesn't last long- only thirty minutes, at
the end of which dad poses for some photos, including a few self-timer
photos with me. With his work done, Tom bids us farewell, while I take
my time in packing away my camera and equipment so I can chat to dad a
bit more.
"There, that wasn't so painful, was it?" Dad chuckles.
"Umm, pretty sure I should be the one asking you that," I reply, making
dad laugh even more.
"Ehh, I'm getting used to it by now," dad says. "Just in time for my
fifteen minutes of fame to come to an end. Not that I'll be sorry when
that happens, but- yeah."
"Oh well, you'll just have to take comfort in the one million pounds you
won earlier this week," I say, making dad laugh again.
"Oh, I will," dad chuckles. "How about you, Jacinta?"
"Hmm?" I ask. "What about me?"
"What will you take comfort in?" Dad asks, confusing me.
"Umm, my job?" I reply. "My friends... What are you getting at, dad?"
"The way you were looking at that young lad who just left," dad replies,
making me sigh in frustration.
"Tom and I aren't an item," I say. "He's only just got out of a long-
term relationship. His ex was actually Caitlin- you know, who I was
friends with in primary school?"
"Oh- her," dad says. "God, yeah, I remember her. Haven't thought about
those days in years, heh."
"Yeah, nor have I," I snort. "Reason being she may have been 'Jason's
friend but she had no interest in being 'Jacinta's."
"Ugh," dad spits. "I'm sorry to hear that, Jacinta. Tom didn't seem to
have any problems with you, though?"
"Nah, Tom's cool," I say, before rolling my eyes as dad smiles at me.
"Just not 'Prince Charming' material."
"Yeah, well, neither were Simon and especially not Lee," dad reminds me.
"Though it's not like you don't have plenty of time- I mean, you're only
23, I'm the wrong side of fifty and- well..." Despite myself, I can't
help but crack a smile as Beverly walks through from the kitchen
carrying three mugs of tea before giving my father's shoulder a gentle
squeeze. After the dream I had about mum a few nights ago, even this
gesture makes me feel a little awkward, but that feeling soon passes
when I see the look of genuine happiness in my father's eyes.
"I guess," I shrug. "Kinda hard when I'm literally the only single
person I know."
"I know," dad says softly. "But I know it won't be for long. And I just
won a million quid on a quiz, so I know a thing or two about, well,
'knowing things', heh."
"And what you're feeling is far from out of the ordinary," Beverly
advises. "There are countless transgender people out there, even those
who are post-op like yourself, who feel what who they are will prevent
them from finding love. Take it from an expert- this is simply not true,
not in the slightest."
"Well, it certainly wasn't for Nikki," I snort.
"Nikki was extremely lucky in that she found her soul mate early in
life," Beverly retorts. "Most cisgender people aren't even that lucky. I
wasn't that lucky. Nor were you. But that doesn't mean it's never going
to happen."
"And you shouldn't expect 'Prince Charming' to ride up wearing a morning
coat and riding in a horse and carriage," dad says. "Odds are just as
good he'll be wearing jeans and a t-shirt and riding the Tube. Just as
long as he's right for you."
"Can- can we please forget about my non-existent love life for now?" I
ask as I feel my insides start to churn with embarrassment.
"Just as long as you don't," dad says softly. Chance would be a fine
thing, I think to myself as I finish packing away my camera gear.
Of course, I know that dad and Beverly are both correct, that expecting
a handsome stranger to swoop in out of nowhere and sweep my off my feet
is silly. But I've always known- or at the very least, always suspected-
that when 'Prince Charming' comes along, I would know instantly that I
was in the presence of the man I would spend the rest of my life with.
As it turned out, I couldn't have been more wrong...