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Its the beerfest tonight
The memory of the first time i attend one a year ago still making me horny

I went im Laval, a city north of montreal , beerfest by metro waiting for my friend when i got a text he woudnt come

so i stayed alone going from booth to booth tasting some fine craft beer

got a bit drunk too fast with all this heat and sunmy day

they were 2 nice black dude working at a new micro brew place near Quebec
they had nice beer but why i came back to this boot was the quantity theyd poor, every other booth stoping half glass but there i had a full pint

i sat at the stool again asking for a belgium white ipa, the 2 guy started to talk about me loving them beer
and i stayed chatting with em when no one ordered

it was thursday , first day with not much people after 20 , 2hr until its closed

they ask me about what to do in montreal and i suggested some spot

i finished my beer and they offered me more and more
until i said i should go home the place near empty evryone cloosing earlier

i was about to leave but they insist on giving me a lift if i help them close the booth

''why not''

helping clean as they closed the booth panel and each got another beer before closing the taps

counting the tokens and off we were to them suv

i was drunk by then

sit on the backseat with one of the black dude, abit older than me, early 30 id say

the other driving setting some music as he ride in the summer night

my head was turning i closed my eyes abit trying not to watch outside things moving way too fast
i didnt felt his arm around me until he help me lay down saying i look pale
head on his lap feeling his hands rub my hair
it felt weird but good

i felt dizzy his big hand massaging my hair

i felt him reach for his short
and pull em dowm revealing his haf hard black cock right infront of me

i moved away from it , trying to get back up , but he push on my head , pushed down on the cock he was holding up
my mouth trying to resist but he pushed harder until i opened

all my body starting to feel weak as the cock went between my lipse and started to move his hipse , fucking its way down my mouth, the big cock getting even bigger and harder , getting me confortable on my side holding my head with both hands

up and down , up and down mouth open trying not to gag
not even trying to stop him
just mouth open doing my best

the guy in front cheering me to suck on the big cock

as they both talk about how my white mouth feel around the big hard black cock

loosing control as i listen to them casually talk about fucking my cute ass

a cock in my mouth hands on my back leaving my head to him

leaving myself owned by the big hot cock
like i was the right thing to do
kinda starting to feel happy making the big cock feel good
now used to feel it slide deep in my mouth

i never looked outside once
or i woud have seen he was driving north

he stop in a dark , very dark spot
getting drag out by them both

realising im in the middle of a dirt road , some weat growing each side of the road
no light anywhere

just the suv lights as i got drag in the cargo

legs up undress the driver taking place on his knees inside on my side

taking my head on the side getting his veiny bbc in my wet hole

not seeing the other tiying both them bet to the cargo roof handles until i felt one legs strap in one and spread until both where up floating in the air my cherry soon full of lube feeling the cock tease my hole open
lubing more and more
getting in my tight boy virgin ass with care

both looking down at me moaning on them cocks
afraid they woud break me but instead got slowly open in both my holes by hot cocks who knew how to have me loving it

both cock making sweat love to me
until they switch place
leaving me to watch em move around me big cocks wet and dangling
making me horny waiting for them to fuck me more

i loved it , i wanted to feel it deep hitting that sweat spot

forgetting about anything else
just moaning loud fucked good by these 2 hot black dude

i coudnt believe how it felt right and good to be ass fuck and sucking

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