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1. Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work. One point to BEER
2.Warm beer tastes awful. One point to VAGINA
3.A really cold beer is satisfying. One point to BEER
4.If after taking a swig of your favourite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. One point to VAGINA
5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina your wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had here, depending on your point of view and personal circumstances. I'll just call it a DRAW for the time being.
6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. One point to VAGINA
7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a legend. One point to VAGINA
8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of vagina he may buy you a beer. One point to VAGINA
9. You normally don't find old beer. One point to BEER
10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much vagina and you'll think you've seen God. One point to VAGINA
11. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off panties is fun. One point to VAGINA
12. In most countries there's a tax on beer. One point to VAGINA
13. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off. One point to BEER
14. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or a can. One point to BEER
15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but eventually it settles down. One point to BEER
16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark, pilsner, ale, lager, etc... with vagina you also have a choice, white, black, Asian, Hispanic, and Eskimo...Call it a DRAW
17. You always know how much beer is going to cost One point to BEER
18. Beer doesn't have a mother One point to BEER
19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you drink it One point to BEER
20. Beer with yeast in it still tastes rather nice. One point to BEER

FINAL SCORE: BEER: 11 VAGINA: 9

That's it! The matter is settled, the unfortunate yet tasty winner is: BEER
PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or discriminated against, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them.An extra point for BEER ((((((((sorry girls))))))))

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Hi Friends Me Raj Here, Friends this is my first story on ISS well I am regular but read most of stories with good titles, I am from Mumbai, now my age is 23, but I want to share my first sex experience with you, I am living in pose area of my city, and have good neighbors surrounding me, when I was 19, I was doing heavy exercise in early morning so I have good physic, Sorry I am writing in hindi for speed, Ek din hamare society me hamare ghar se 4 ghar chod k eek kiraye dar aaye, society wale...

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