Barbie
3 years ago
I look at myself for the last time in the mirror before going downstairs. A long white semi transparent robe if you look at closely. I open the robe, tight top hugging my big melons, panties tight on the crotch digging into my pussy and making me squirm at every step I take. My silk booty PJs giving me goosebumps around my butt. I quickly wrap my robe and head down. I see my stepbrother, rob, stepfather and mother sitting having breakfast. "Come Mia, sit darling", my mom says and i sit next to...
2 years ago
As being discreet i always tend to hit the guys thru the net and chat rooms and i happen to meet a straight boy in the chat and was chatting with him gradually telling him that i like guys. But the guy dosent seem to mind and say thats fine and we continue to chat. after 2 or 3 chat sessions i actually exchange my mobile with him and we chatted thru fone for a while too and one day he suggest that i should meet him. I was not so keen to do but meeting a straight guy and seducing him makes me...
Gay Male
1 year ago
In the night, when everyone was already asleep, Haley went to Jeff’s bed. “Hey! Haley, why aren’t you asleep yet?” Jeff whispered to Haley. “Jeff,” Haley was actually crying, “can I sleep with you tonight?” “Hey! What’s wrong?” Jeff wrapped his arms around Haley and held him close to him. That was what his role was always was, to comfort Haley everytime he cries and to protect him everytime he is in trouble. Jeff is the closest thing that Haley had to a brother. Haley knew no family and the...
Gay
3 years ago
It really wasn’t my fault. It had never been my intention to begin what happened. He was my brother, and I loved him, even when he drove me mad ... but sometimes there is only so much someone can take, and I cracked. I lost my mind, briefly ... but when I came back to myself, I couldn’t find it in myself to regret what had happened. It started with a job gone wrong. We were hired to track down a stolen artifact. I don’t even remember what it was, now, but I’d taken Carver, Varric, and Isabela...
1 year ago
I was 19 and in college, and had been interested in other boys for quite some time. I fantasized constantly about it, but had kept it to myself for fear of what people might think. That was all to change however, when my mother remarried, to a very nice man with an 18 year old son named Daniel. David was a real fox! He had light brown hair, beautiful green eyes, the most perfect "bubble-butt" I have ever seen and a 4" cock when soft. It was hard to get a look at his cock because he didn’t ever...
Gay
3 years ago
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4 years ago
The phone rang. Aerosmith’s “Cryin” faded to the background. It was my brother Butch. I hit the button on my dash that connected the call. “They just left,” he told me, “The bitches hardly said a word...” “Just stick to the plan brother, we got this,” I replied. “Why would she do this man?” he asked me, “I mean, I thought we had a good thing going.” “Who knows? All I know is that I am going to focus on Blake and you are going to focus on Sara and the rest of them can go to hell,” I...
1 year ago
Emily stepped in the hot shower and began to soap up. She had just finished a hot scene with Kyle, her husband stuffing her with his cock for almost two hours before filling her pussy and ass with his cum. She moaned as she moved the towel over her pussy, moving her finger deep inside to retrieve some of her husband's cum, rising it to her lips and sucking it off.In the living room, Ellie was on the couch, getting her pussy eaten by Thomas. They each had just finished scenes as well, having...
2 years ago
This is a true story, the names were changed to protect the innocent... I've always wanted to say that. Karen and I were twenty-one, free and white. It was Saturday, we both had some money and the time and we both liked to go bar hopping. I'd met Karen in college, my freshman year. She was funny, smart and pretty and we, at the time, had both had a crush on the same guy. Then we both found out that he was flirting with the other one, dropped him and became close friends. Anyway, that...
4 years ago
I grew up on a ranch in central Montana, which meant that I didn't get to see many folks very often. So it wasn't odd that my sister Christy and I were pretty close. She was two years younger than me, but that didn't mean a thing on the ranch. We both had chores and they were to be done. Period. If they were hard, or dirty, or whatever, that just plain didn't matter. You just did them. Daddy had been raised in some kind of religious commune back east, and had come west when it got raided...
3 years ago
Diane entered the procedure room alone. She was a few minutes ahead of Dr. Curtis and Jessie. Basically her job was to make sure everything was in order for the procedure to remove the implant from beneath Rick's penis. They had studied the X-ray and CAT scan of the implant and weren't any farther ahead than when they started. The implant looked like a virtually hollow vessel with a hollow ring attached. They could make out some kind of liquid within it. They could also see what appeared to...
3 years ago
“Show me.” Jason said, dark excitement making his voice rough. He watched as his mother’s eyes lit up with pleasure at his words; she stepped into his room while letting her sheer robe fall carelessly to the ground behind her. Jason eyed her body appreciatively and licked his lips in anticipation - regardless of everything else, his mother never failed to excite him; she had been his initial fixation for so long after all. Jason glanced down to the floor by his feet - Karla still lay...
3 years ago
I stayed at a hotel in DC. I put an ad up on CL to give blowjobs (put a picture of me in a teddy up). I had several responses but I chose two. The first that showed up was a 6'3" tall black man!!!! OMG! I let him in wearing the teddy. He looked me over, pulled me in tight and gave me an incredibly sloppy kiss! As he released me, he pushed me to my knees, I thought I was going to take his cock into my mouth right in front of the door! Instead, he walked over to the chair. He told me to...
2 years ago
So meri aunt (mere dad ki sister/ buwa) uska nam sujata tha aur age 40 thi par wo abhi bhi 30 sal ki kisi sexy bhabhi jaisi thi. Uske boobs bahot bade the aur gaand perfect size me thi. Wo saries chudidar kurti dress aur kabhi kabhi jeans pehanti thi. Mere 11th standard complete hone ke bad mere vacation classes the.12 std me mere ghar me padhai karna dif ficult tha kyo ki mere ghar ke pas railway staion he aur bahot shor hota tha esliye me aunti ke pas rehane gaya tha. Aunti ke pati yani mere...
1 year ago
Three outfits lie on my bed. Should I go for the classic little black dress, cream halter top and blue jeans or pink blouse and mini skirt? The invitation to Jenna’s housewarming party had been very last minute and I’d only just decided to go (besides, it was that or sit in front of the telly with the cat for the fifth day in a row). It’d been a long time since I’d been out anywhere other than the local supermarket. Let me introduce myself. My name is Chrissie and I’m a 22 year old spinster....
4 years ago
To follow the story please pick up on the first part of the series.https://xhamster.com/stories/staceys-awakening-part-1-10051251From now on things will start to pick up for the better (or worse) for our lovely Heroin. Make sure to like or leave a comment. All input is greatly appreciated and motivational for continuing the story. Chapter 3 : And so it begins Stacey lifted her head, a buzzing pain clouded her ability to think straight as she lifted her head from her pillow.My god, she thought...
2 years ago
Kristen: "I've got a lasagna ready for the oven. Let me go put it in. You two behave yourselves while I'm gone." As Amy reached for Adam's cock, I said, "Amy, must you play with Adam's dick all the time? Poor guy." "Mom, if Adam doesn't want me to, he can ask me to stop." "No I won't, ever." "Well, I may play with it myself when I get back." So, the dinner was in the oven and the timer set. I had just enough time to get back upstairs to play with Adam myself. "My turn,...
4 years ago
Toh guys,I hope aapko meri story “jetha aur madhvi ki jabardast chudai”, bohot pasand aayi hai.Agar aisa hai toh plz use like kare aur comments bhi kare,mein wait karunga aapki comments ka.Aur agar koi suggestions hai toh aap mujhe mere “” account mein mail kare.I will eagarly write a story on that. So story start karte hai. Toh hua kuch aisa ki ek baar jab jethalal jab 23 saal ka tha toh woh apne dosto ke saath shimla gumne gaya tha aur waha use woh mili jiska naam tha “Gulabo” .Naam hi itna...
1 year ago
Like most people, I like sunny days but the day I came home to ask my brother, Danny, the question from school, it was rainy and damp. No, I don't believe it was an omen; actually, I don't believe in that kind of stuff at all. Mrs. Johns, who teaches us Language Arts, asked us, "What do you most hope for?" It really is a simple question but it stopped me in my tracks when I heard it. It's only six words, but I didn't have an exact answer. There are many things I hope for, how could I...
2 years ago
It was my birthday and two members of the local bdsm club to which I belonged had decided to take me to dinner I was told to b It was my birthday and two members of the local bdsm club to which I belonged had decided to take me to dinner I was told to be ready at 8-00pm..I was to be taken to a good restaurant so I was to dress elegantly.I was ordered to wear white and nothing else I had no rights, no choice and no free will.Garth and Sally instructed me to wear a white very lacy bra,...
4 years ago
Hi friends how did u like the story? Here is the second part. Jaisa ki pichhle part me bataya tha ki meri shaadi ke baad mera transfer doosri jagah ho gaya tha. Mare saath meri pyaari saheli Rachna ka bhi transfer usi jagah ho gaya tha jo ki humaare liye bahut hi khushi ki baat thi. Sooraj ne nayi jagah par ek nursery khol li. Jo ki uski mahnat se achchha chal baitha. Meri pehli pregnancy jo ki shadi se pahle hi ho gayi thi miscarriage ho gaya. Hum dono bachchon ke mamle me koi bhi jaldi baaji...
2 years ago
Tim and I have been friends for years, worked together a bit, rode motorcycles together some. What I learned after over 30 years of friendship shook my whole world, and awakened a part of me I never knew existed. As I learned, my wife had secrets she had been saving for a while too, and when her secrets hit my fantasies it was quite an awakening Tim, his wife, Terri, my wife "T" and I were to go to one of their friends house for a friendly game of cards or TV. We all met at the other couples...
3 years ago
Nigel heard the sound of footsteps cross the threshold of his home, since that fateful night when he became this creature he learned many valuable tricks from his love Lian. One of which he enjoyed most of all was leaving his house unlocked after the sunset, amazing how many people wandered into his home thinking they could steal something from it. When really there was a monster lurking inside ready to steal from them. Following the sound of the steps he heard them stop in the lounge, an ideal...
1 year ago
That night, I was awoken from a restless sleep. "Wake up, Mike." "Yeah?" I muttered, still half asleep. "We have not met, so I thought I should introduce myself. I am the member of the Consortium who runs this project." I was shocked and a bit afraid and I sensed my mental companion could read this as easily as Malok could (if not easier). Still, I needed to address this likely powerful being as if I were not a sniveling child about to pee his pants. "I am pleased to meet you. What...
1 year ago
Pornky.com has a name that rolls off the tongue in a funny way, like you’re trying to eat pussy after licking a battery. It conjures up images of a fat cartoon pig beating off to threesome movies, or a raunchier version of that 1981 comedy about teenagers trying to get laid. It’s actually yet another free porn tube.Pornky’s been around for a while, but they caught my attention because their traffic has doubled in the last 6 months. This Internet game ain’t easy, but these fuckers are suddenly...
Free Porn Tube Sites
4 years ago
The evening i changedThis is pure fiction My usual saturday routine was underway. Drinking alone at my local sports bar. 6 beers in, a stunning women with dark brown hair walks in. Shes wearing a black dress high heels, and a choker. Obviously im checking her out and c cup chest, but in my head i know shed never go for a guy like me, im tall bearded, chubby and have a pony tail... think louise ck but with pony tail. Compared to her looking like seline from underworld... i stood no chance, for...
4 years ago
[ Note: If interracial sexual themes make you upset, then do not read this story! If you enjoy such themes, then I hope will enjoy this story! Thanks! ]I've always known that my wife Janet loves me. I've never doubt that for a moment. I've loved her from the moment we first met. One look at her and I was hooked, and I never regretted it a single moment. However, I was not unaware, even as we dated, that she was one of those women that could never be truly satisfied with only one man, or one...
1 year ago
It felt really good laying on the soft blanket in the sunshine on a crisp Fall day! Joy had been admiring herself in her full length mirror in her bed room after squirming her little round buns into the tiny green plaid hot pants. They were so short the hem of the leg holes all but disappeared into the very slight cleft of her pretty buns. She added a white halter top and a pair of sandals and headed to the small pasture in the woods her family owned a quarter mile away. She lay there soaking...
3 years ago
Hi readers. I am writing again after a very long time. I have to say thank you for such an overwhelming response to my story and all the emails and messages. Since that time I have so many encounters to narrate, but I will choose to narrate my favorite one. Those who don’t know me- My name is Chetan and I am from Delhi. I am working for my dream company here and write erotica for passion. I am fit and athletic, and bearded! About 6 months ago, I was going through some of the emails I received....
2 years ago
Introduction: A story of lust & romance Jan had been very quiet in the car after we left Sally and Peters home, it wasnt until we reached the outskirts of Mt. Barker before she started to speak asking me how I enjoyed the spa. Very relaxing, I wish we had one of our own, I said. Jan agreed that it would be nice to own a spa, mentioning that we had the perfect spot just off the patio, secluded from the nosey neighbours by some hedging and trees which would absorb any noise we might make. I can...
2 years ago
Mera nam kamal hai main ek company main accountant hoo meri age 26 sal hai main ek samany kad aur hata kata handsome ladka hoo mere under main teen ladkia kam karti hai aur teeno ka figure bahut hi sexy hai unki chunchee aur chutar bahut phule phule hai unka nam sweta (25 sal), neelam (24 sal) aur roshni (24 sal) hai. sweta aur neelam mere sath accounts dekhti hai aur roshni computer operator hai sweta aur nelam dono badan ki bhari hui hai. roshni ka figure yehi koi 24-36-24 hoga who dekhne mai...
3 years ago
Her breasts were slightly larger than Ashleys. Sam lay on his bed waiting and finally the doorbell rang and he heard his dad answer it inviting the two girls to come in to the house. His parents talked with them for a short time then called him out of his room at the back of the house. He admired the two girls as he rolled his wheelchair into the living room. Ashley introduced him to her girlfriend Kayla. His mother told them they were set till monday with food and money for food to be...
2 years ago
I was at my cousins house for almost a week. The second day he still had to work so I hung out again with my aunt. She was a lot of fun, very easy to talk to and we had a great day hanging out together. At dinner time my uncle and cousin both arrived around the same time and we ate dinner promptly. After dinner my cousin and I went outside and visited his neighbors house. We hung out together with the two boys from next door, split some beers we stole from their dad and put on a little...
2 years ago
It was like any other Monday morning as I rolled out of bed, showered and got dressed for school. My mother as usual had already left for work and I entered the kitchen for my morning ritual of caffeine and nicotine. I poured the freshly made coffee into my favourite mug and then sat down at the kitchen table and opened the packet of Marlboro Menthol cigarettes she had left behind. Then my usual Monday morning changed, and I would never be the same again.Any smoker will tell you that when they...
4 years ago
“Nice to meet you. I’m Devi. That man over there in the corner is my husband, Gustavo. And that man taking orders at the counter is Rajiv, one of my cousins. I take it that you know Sherry pretty well?” Devi introduced herself properly to me once she saw us all at Sherry’s table, “I know Sanjay, of course. He’s my other cousin and works for me, just like Rajiv.” I noted that Rajiv seemed a bit more masculine and distinctly less submissive in his attitude than Sanjay, so Sherry had chosen...
2 years ago
Hi this is Renu back with another experience, this happened on my birthday. I got lot of replies from you guys for my first story thank you a lot for your response and I hope I will get the same for this story too. I had a boy friend when I was doing my college. I enjoyed my college life with him, as good lovers we roamed all over the city and all naughty things like kissing. But this was how I gave me to him. That was my birthday so he called me for shopping with me. So I went to his room. My...
3 years ago
She walked in and my world stopped. I stared like a hormonal teenager, but I couldn't take my eyes off of her. She wasn't the most beautiful woman I had ever seen, she wasn't the fittest, nor was she particularly well dressed. I can't pin down what it was that captured me, but I was hooked.Part of it was her walk! She strode with a confidence I had seen in very few people. Not an arrogant walk, but a walk that said, 'Here I am, regardless of what you think.' There were no apologies in her...
Lesbian
1 year ago
A fantasy that takes me back to the Chicago blues...and a very special dancer...Cum On Baby (Take me to Chicago 1962)Alright, I've been playing you people...I'm sorry, but that is just the way it is. I've been taking the easy way out, like the song says. I've been writing about stuff that happened in my sordid past, not taking into account that this is a fantasy site. This is a sex fantasy site, not a sex reality site, right? So, now I am going to treat it like it deserves, I am going to tell...
1 year ago
Thank you ZB for editing this story. * Kaitlyn awoke, startled from her dreams by the banging on the door. ‘Wake up Kaitlyn,’ Alexis yelled, ‘Rebecca will be here at 8:00 to drive us to the airport. You have to get up.’ ‘I’m up, I’m up,’ Kaitlyn mumbled as she climbed from bed and headed to the shower. Alexis walked back to her room listening for the water to turn on, it did. She turned her attention to blow drying her chestnut curls. As she smoothed her hair she glanced at her reflection...
4 years ago
I can still remember like it was yesterday. My first gay encounter. The setting was a porn theatre on Market street in San Francisco when there used to be lots of them up and down the street. I was a Jr in high school at the time so I had to sneek into the theatre. I knew a guy who I had met at an arcade weeks earlier who worked there as a janitor so he left the back entrance unlocked for me. It was about 1 pm so there wasn't alot of guys in the theatre at the time. The theatre was very dark so...
2 years ago
Scarsdale, NY: Saturday 25th April 2015Twenty-four hours in hellI honestly can’t think of a single way in which the next twenty-four hours could have been worse. It was the perfect storm. My whole being was shot through with fear. It wasn’t just that I was afraid. Fear was my very being for those long hours. I was totally subsumed in the fear that I’d lost Sue. The woman who had transformed my life, from shy and awkward stranger in a foreign land to a happy and successful family man, was at...
Wife Lovers
4 years ago
- - - - “What room are you in?” I asked. “On the end of floor 3, by the exit.” “I’m on the other end.” “Wanna get lunch?” “Yeah, let’s do it. I’ll be down in an hour.” “Okay.” I threw my empty suitcase under my bed, closed my laptop, and walked into the bathroom. I turned on the hot water, and looked into the mirror, taking off my shirt and sweats. Finally, I was out of the house. College. With my friends, too. Matt got a scholarship here, and Lisa is too smart, so she got in...
1 year ago
Note : This story is completely fictional! The car drove off and he knew that this was the time. He called down and had the estate closed, the staff sent off and the house cordoned off. He went to the den and prepared himself in the master bathroom. After showering and dressing he pulled the doors closed and subdued the lighting; the huge room bathed in a low but clear light. His wife was due gone for two weeks, her family expecting to pick her up at the airport in four hours, the need a jumble...
Incest
2 years ago
so i've read plenty of stories on this website and thought I would share my own with you from 2011For years I had fantasised about being with a ladyboy, but didn't know how to go about it as I didn't want to pay for an escort.I found a ladyboy dating website and created an account, it cost $30 for the month but was still cheaper than paying for an escort and slightly more classy.After about a week of sending messages to compatible matches, I finally got a response from an Asian TS who was...
4 years ago
I don’t know how long Alex was gone and from the excitement of the day’s events I was slowly falling asleep. I could still feel an ache in my pussy that longed for the relief that only Alex could give me. I heard the door open but I felt powerless as I was still blindfolded and tied up at the wrists and ankles to my bed. I suddenly heard more then one voice and I was alarmed to realize that Alex was not alone. I started to panic because I did not want anyone to see me like this. I felt a...
3 years ago
Introduction: Sam begins his journey to fame playing baseball and he realizes the benefits that come with it. If anyone has any suggestions for stories please PM me and let me know! Its been a while since Ive written and a while since Ally and I have started dating, about 3 months. Baseball season is going really well, Im 5-0 with a .98 era and our team is undefeated. To say the least its been fun, and now that our team is on the radar, more and more women are starting to notice us when we...
2 years ago
I'm not one of those story guies, but I have to share two ones that have happened to me lately with escort girls. TRUTHFUL. Here is the first one.Once or twice a month, I sometimes use an escort girl for the forbidden side and the fun to empty my balls into the mouth of a woman i do not know at all.So regularly I watch the new escorts of the city on special sites.3 months ago, I went on "coco" and one of the connected women presents herself as an escort and offers me to come to my home to suck...
4 years ago
The next day, Reverend Walker had to drive out to Marci's farm to pick up a list that she had prepared for the picnic, and he took Abby with him for the drive. While her husband and the girl were going over some of the details, Abby decided to take a walk out by the barn. The woman had just walked around the corner of the building when she saw Marci's big brother, Kirk. His pants and shorts were down around his ankles and he was trying to insert his hard cock into a nanny goat's cunt....
4 years ago
When I woke up the next morning, both of us were still fully clothed. Soft light shone through the curtains. I lay curled up with my arms wrapped around a pillow. I blinked the sleep away and saw Kevin laying next to me. He was facing me, his eyes open. There was a longing in his gaze. "Good morning, sleepyhead," he said softly. I returned his dreamy smile. He reached out and caressed my cheek. As his hand ran over my skin with a delicate, feather-light touch, I turned and drew his index...
2 years ago
Jarrel got back from work and saw Katie and as he got out of the pickup she came over. He saw something was bothering her and he asked, "What is wrong?" She said, "I have something to show and tell you and I hope you will still accept me as a woman." He said, "Sure, I promise I will accept you as the woman that you are." She took him to her house and she said, "You can say that I am a different woman and I will show you." She unbuttoned her shorts and pulled down her panties...
4 years ago
I was still worried about other aspects however, for example Claire still believes I am Gail’s stepson and now we’re all to go to British Columbia where I am to meet a man whose wife I have possibly impregnated. Things were the most complicated they had ever been for me. I chuckled to myself “you have royally fucked up”. 3 months later. “Jack, I’m getting so fat” Gail said in a mocking manner, lifting her shirt to show her tummy. “Ha ha, that’s not funny anymore” I said annoyed...
3 years ago
Welcome to Club Absorb. Founded some five years ago it was founded by proceeds from another club in another city that was all about the consumption of others. The owners of Club Absorb had much the same opinion, to create a place of sin unlike any other. Then they discovered a new way to entice club goers, using technology to allow their patrons to absorb one another.
Fetish
2 years ago
I spent an hour and a half talking to my Dad, telling him first about how I couldn't seem to come up with one plan and then stick with it all the way through. After I was finished telling him about that, then I spent the rest of the time telling him about my latest problems with Joyce. Joyce hadn't actually said anything about our lovemaking, but she hadn't needed to. I knew without her making any comment. Joyce hadn't responded to me like she always had in the past. Worse than that, I...
3 years ago
Buffy?s cock bounced and her balls dipped and swayed as she ran, but she paid her male genitals no mind. Now that the novelty of having a penis and testicles had worn off, she found them not so much titillating, as they?d seemed at first, but, rather, something of nuisance. No wonder Xander and the rest of the boys at Sunnydale High had worn jockstraps to keep them in check. The sphere continued on its course, toward the distant mountains of ice in the frozen northlands, and the Slayer...
3 years ago
VI ‘He is in Russia, near Moscow. The name of the village is Shchyolkovo.’ ‘I don’t understand,’ Anna Podgolskiv said. ‘Russia? Moscow? Why?’ ‘We tried to get him out of the, well, trap that had been set, but this was the best we could do. Apparently when the Red Army took Peenemunde they took custody of many scientists and engineers. Most have been moved to this village. The Soviets are building a community near there, a community of people involved with rockets. Tomas is one of the most...
2 years ago
CD Rebeca Vegas Play Pt 1Note to readers and fans. These stories are about my time in Las Vegas between age about 19 1/2 to 25. I frequently discuss these times with people, and they turn me on so much, I am long overdue sharing these stories. These were almost as formative for me as my first experiences and still define me in many ways. Plus, they are fucking hot! Enjoy and comment. Also note that there may be a few disparities with a few other stories, and some names, locations and other...
3 years ago
As Nikki was licking and sucking our juices off my cock I started to talk to her about Gary. I wondered how he would react if he knew what a slut his wife-to-be was. Gary is a really nice guy but a person more suited to being an accountant you will never meet. He's not actually an accountant but he is very steady and sometimes comes accross as a bit dull and boring. Nikki told me that he knew that she had not always been faithfull to him. Obviously I was a little surprised at this and...
4 years ago
I looked stunned but was I really stunned? Kelly took the look on my face as a sign of elation. She had a big smile on her face and had I been a lesser man I would have punched her right in the kisser. "Rog ... this is so unbelievable. I wanted to tell you sooner but I wanted to pass my 11 week mark first." Kelly then started prattling on about a nursery, baby shower and maternity leave. By then I had zoned out. There is nothing worse than being played for a fool except when you realize...
