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So, this happened in the later part of the '80s. Me and about 8 of my mates were in a technologies course, and just finished a very stressful exam, so we decided to head to a pub that was having a "Women Pay Cover," and drink for free.
So we showed up, and there were about 7:1 ratio of women to us blokes. Anyway, as we were getting our liquid courage up, a couple of my mates were asking the ladies to dance, and as normal, the more liquid courage my mates got, the ladies were getting their liquid denials filled. This lead to most of my mates getting turned down. Now as for me, I was in heaven looking at all the Nylon covered legs on the dance floor, or on stools, chairs and the like.

Since I wasn't showing my arse, and not drinking, I noticed that there was a table with three ladies drinking and laughing, and that all three were wearing Stockings, and pointed this out to my best mate. He wasn't full of liquid courage, but was feeling confident, so he walks up to the Brunette, and asked her to dance, and she politely declined. Now see, my best Mate would always say to the gal, if he was turned down, "So, I guess a blowjob in the parking lot, or corner, or the loo, or someplace, is out of the question?" To which, he was always turned down.

So, my best Mate asked the Brunette, "So, I guess a blowjob out in my best Mates car is out of the question?" She look my Mate up and down and said...Okay.

My best Mate holds his hand out, and she puts her hand out, and out the car she goes. I was floored, and of course, I followed them out. Sure enough they go to my car, and go to open the door, and its locked. To which I hear, "I'm such an idiot, I'll be back," and went inside looking for me, but didn't see me. I walked up to the other side of my car and unlocked my door, but the Brunette had her back to me, and thought it was my best Mate, and she just climbed in the back, so I just opened the back door and unzipped. This gal reached in; took out my fire stump, and was bobbing up and down. As my best Mate returned, he saw me standing at the back door, with a big ole smile on my face, and he knew I was getting his blowjob.

So, as he was walking up, he got behind the gal and asked her if he could lick her box, since she was giving his best Mate the blowjob he asked for. I thought she'd chomp down on me when he spoke, but she just wiggled her bum, and hummed a yes, so I told my best Mate, that she said yes. So, as my Mate crawled between her legs to start licking her box, she started bobbing on my Fire stump harder.

As she was getting me close to cumming, I let her know that if she made me cum, that I'd love to repay the favor, that is if she'd still give my best Mate a blowjob. I got my answer when she did this swirl, hum, teeth thing, and I blew my first string down her throat. After finishing me, my best Mate and I switched places. As he was getting his blowjob, I took her shoes off, and started sucking on her Nylon toes. First one foot, and back to the other, then back to the first foot, until I had sucked all ten of her Nylon toes. As I started kissing my way up each Stocking Nylon leg, she was really going to town on my best Mate. Just as my tongue touched her honey box, she started to shudder from her orgasm, as my best Mate shot his first strand.

As we all got straightened up, we thanked the lady for the backseat dance, and she said thanks back. Our mates were asking where we'd been, and we said, "Out dancing. Didn't you see us?" On our way back to the dorms, one of our mates in the backseat said that it smelled funny back there, and my best Mate I started to just laugh like crazy.
when we had graduated, he had asked that question about 50 more times, but only got 2 blowjobs from them. Me on the other hand, I had about 50% success rate.

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