The United Kingdom Of Zoo (A Fake BBC Documentary Series)S10:E17: Ashley Mathews (29), From Newcastle, Northern Ireland free porn video
This week’s show begins with that same old rusty bedstead, and that same old dirty mattress. Pausing to take in the magnificent filthiness of it, then pulling back to reveal the bare concrete floor around it, and to take in the harsh lighting.
And then we hear our guest of the week approaching, quick little footsteps ... Light clicks on the studio floor. We pan round to see what we’ve got this week and see a slight, pale, small-boobed lady walking in quick, short strides ... She’s not is a hurry, this is just the way she walks – toddling along, almost falling off her high, high-heels.
She’s wearing a little pink bra and panty set, although the bra is more of a symbolic gesture as there’s virtually nothing in it. Cute rather than sexy. Even with nothing else in the shot we can tell that she’s small, another little bite-sized fun girl.
She’s an 8 ... All she’s missing is a pair of boobs. If, by chance, you like them young, you’re in for a treat because she could pass for very young. If she had her long hair brushed out, and wasn’t wearing make-up, she could almost pass for pre-teen ... As it is, the make-up is bordering on slutty, just the way our producer likes it, and her hair is tied up behind her head in a loose bun that flops and bounces as she walks, the make-up/hair combo making her look much more of a grown up. She’s actually older than she looks – which is a good thing, otherwise the producers could be going to jail!
She giggles as she crosses the studio floor, obviously amused by being here with us today – enjoying being the centre of attention – before coming to a very happy stop on her mark. She can’t stop herself from smiling again before she introduces herself in the lightest, fluffiest, squeaky, happy Irish accent.
“Hi! My name’s Ashley Mathews, and I’m a 29-year-old receptionist from Newcastle in Northern Ireland.” She smiles again, taking a big breath, filling that small chest before adding, “ ... And I’ll do anything for a dare!”
We cut to a few minutes later, with our slight guest perched on the side of the bed, her bum resting on the edge of the mattress, her hands moving around as she speaks – very animated.
“I work at a building company, with a lot of guys, and looking like this, and having this kind if personality...” She cracks another wide grin. “Well, I get a lot of attention ... The guys all think I’m this sweet, cute little thing ... Half of them want to want to fuck me, I’m sure ... But the other half just want to protect me all the time, like a big brother ... If a guy breaks up with me, half the lads want to go and beat him up!! I keep telling them I can take care of myself, and they keep trying to protect me. I think I want to shatter all their illusions! Haha...”
We change angle as we switch to her answering a different prompt question. “I first got turned on by dogs by a boyfriend ... She showed me some videos and we had some fun, dig some doggy style and he told me to pretend he was a dog, and I loved it ... But I didn’t want to try a real dog, not back then ... Over the years that thought has grown ... When I’m with a guy now I’ll often say, you know, ‘let’s play Uk of Zoo’ – and most guys are up for it – I think they’re surprised when I ask...
Cut to another answer, “I never met a guy with a dog that still had its balls, otherwise I probably would have tried this already ... I really can’t wait...” And she giggles again, covering her mouth with one hand. The combination of youthful looks, this knock-out little body, the giggles and the enthusiasm suggest that this could be an entertaining show.
Back to the wider shot, her looking into camera to deliver the final part of her introduction. “The main reason I’m doing this on your show is that I was trying to telling the guys at work that I wasn’t the nice girl they think I am ... And they were asking how dirty I am ... And I was teasing them, telling them I’d do anything a guy told me to ... And one of them bet me I wouldn’t go on UK of Zoo – and I said I would ... I was already turned-on by the idea of being fucked by a dog, and his dare just put me over the top ... So here I am...” And the broadest smile yet ... Open mouthed, so happy to be here...
She brings her hands up, holding them between her small boobs, pinching the front of her bra, a front-fastening clasp... “Ready to...”
She unhooks the clasp, “ ... Get ... Started...!” and then she spreads her arms letting the bra fall away and expose her tasty little pink morsels. She holds out her arms, giving us another chance to see her slight, but gorgeous little figure, in its full pre-dog glory. She knows she’ll never look this cute again – because after today she will always be a dogfucker!
We cut to look at a huge, hairy beast lumbering toward us in slow-motion. It’s Goliath, everyone’s favourite St Bernard ... His mouth hanging open, big tongue hanging out, dripping saliva as he bounces across the studio floor, in a hurry to get to his bitch. He looks as keen to get started as we are to watch.
Ashley grins as she moves around infront of him trying to get an inch of space to remove her panties – but he follows her, trying to get close, to get his head between her slim legs, to get behind her ... Every time he tries, she virtually dances around and away from him, her smile accompanied by squeaks of delight. Then she begins the process again, until she finally manages to slip them down her legs, step out of them, and pulls them off revealing a clean shaven pussy that continues the youthful illusion...
As she’s removing them Goliath does his best to mount her, only just missing as she straightens up and skips forward to the bed, jumping up onto it, on her hands and knees, with a loud squeak of the mattress springs, then drops down so her arse is between her heels, sticking out over the edge of the mattress – pretty much at eye-level for the big dog...
Goliath knows this is for him – and never one to look a gift-horse in the mouth, or a bitch in the pussy, he hurries forward to the edge of the bed, raising his head and burying his nose between her upper thighs - snorting and licking at her pussy and arse-crack from behind ... His tongue sending electric shock waves through her sensitive nether regions. “FUCKK!!” she gasps ... Pausing with her mouth wide open as she savours the hot, wet feeling of a dog’s wide warm tongue on her little pussy.
He digs in, licking hard and fast, his big tongue swiping over her pussy lips, spreading them, sinking inside - tasting something he likes, and wanting more of it ... Much more ... Licking over and over, making our little guest squirm from side-to-side on her knees, never quite taking her pussy out of reach of the dog but making him work ... Teasing. He follows her around, tail wagging more than usual – enjoying the game.
After teasing for a little while, our playful little Irish slut rolls over onto her back, raising her legs up in the air. We get a good look at her face – looking so pretty and so young, as she looks down over her flat chest and belly to watch as Goliath moves closer to the bed, putting his head over the edge of the mattress and back up to the pussy – continuing to flop his tongue over it.
A few seconds more and he rears up to put his front legs on the bed, allowing him to move closer and lick deeper – mashing her little pussy around, every touch making Ashley gasp or twist away on the bed. Joy and frustration showing as she forces herself to stay within reach of his amazing tongue. Over-stimulated but desiring more ... Trying to push her pussy toward him even as she rolls from one thigh to the other.
She’s got her hands flat on the bed at her sides, she’s got them on her legs, she’s got them on his head, between her legs holding her pussy open – letting him lick deeper and deeper ... All the time with that cute and incredulous look on her face, like she didn’t expect it to feel this good ... When will these dirty little sluts ever learn – there’s nothing in the world like a dog’s tongue!
She encourages him to lick on – every time his pace slows and he begins to raise his head and look away, she pats her pussy, or spreads her lips wider and offers him more. As hard as she’s spreading herself we worry a little that she might rip her own flesh open – she really wants him to keep going!
“Ohhh ... Mmyyyy ... Gaaaaawwwddd!” She gasp/moans as his tongue sweeps over her a few more times ... Then he stops and raises his big head, front paws still up on the mattress – outside her thighs – and shifts his weight little, trying to move forward, trying to get closer to her...
We don’t need to prompt her – she already has a plan ... Looking up to the camera and asking if she can move there she wants, she’s told it’s fine – she nods and then begins to shuffle her bottom forward toward the edge of the bed, and the dog ... Her legs either side of his body, inching her pussy toward him ... Pushing her crotch up against his chest, her mouth opening soundlessly at the sensation of his fur against her snatch ... Pushing him back a few inches so she can slip her bottom over the edge, her feet dropping down toward the floor...
The St Bernard is now standing on his hindlegs, with his front paws on the bed on either side of the little Irish slut. She’s positioned herself under him, in a missionary-like position, on her toes, supporting her lower half with them, her back resting on the dirty mattress ... Her pussy hanging off the edge of the bed, lined up with his canine cock – the tip of which we can see at the end of his sheath – purple/pink, lipstick shaped and sized, already poking out ready to swell...
She places her hands on his sides, on his neck ... One running up to the back of his head ... She’s looking up and right into his face ... Snarling in her soft Irish accent, “Come on and fuck me, big boy!” Smiling, and adding, “Fuck me with yer big doggy cock!”
He doesn’t speak English, of course, but he knows exactly what she’s saying – and he’s already trying to follow her instructions – pumping his groin toward her, slapping that cock-tip up against her pussy ... Shuffling closer to the bed, leaning into her, his head over her little titties. Her hands around his back, her thighs either side of his body...
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