The United Kingdom Of Zoo (A Fake BBC Documentary Series)s6e7: Effat Hassan (41) free porn video

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Footage through a car window, looking out at a twilight sky and a virtually empty motorway ahead ... There’s a car in the distance ahead of us, an occasional car or truck coming the other way, passing us at speed, nothing like you’d expect from a busy rush hour motorway.

Then we’re looking down at the driver from a high angle, corner mounted GoPro. The driver, as you’d expect, is the cleavage heavy, filthy looking pornstar-esque Charley Ozvik, the face of the British bestiality business, and our hostess ... Never quite taking her attention from the road, she looks up and over toward the camera as she speaks...

“Hello, and welcome to another edition of ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’. I’m your host, Charley Ozvik, and this week we’re heading down the A50 to Derby to meet another lady who wishes to join our depraved domain of dogsex...”

Another brief shot of the road ahead – street lights on, the sun now gone - as we slow down and swing around a roundabout, heading toward the exit marked “City Centre – Nottingham A52” ... We’re heading for the city centre, rather than Nottingham, but we can see the confusion on Charley’s face when we cut back to her - tongue out a little, neck craning as she checks out street signs and tries to pick her way through the streets to the right address, finally pulling up infront of a little mini-mart, in a line of otherwise locked and shuttered shops. A sign above the door read’s “YUREED’S MARKET”.

In the car we watch as Charley puts on a pair of thick rimmed spectacles and looks up at us. She looks good in them. She taps the corner of the spectacles as she speaks. “I’ve got a new camera this week ... Built into the frame of these glasses so I don’t have to look so stupid with that headband ... What do you think? Sexy, yeah?” She blows us a kiss and we cut to the Charley POV shot...

It’s not the highest quality image, but it’s good enough for our purposes. We see the deserted street as she gets out, opens the back door and watches a big yellow, long-haired Labrador, Thor, jump out and run in a quick circle, cutting away from the image just as he pauses to piss against the corner of the building.

Cut to – inside the shop, a bell tingling as the door is opened, look down to see Thor trotting in beside Charley’s knee-length booted legs and tight tight blue jeans.

We hear a man’s voice, with a strong Indian/English accent, shouting, “You can’t bring dog in here...” Then changing tone. “Ohh” Almost laughing, “It’s you ... Hellooo...” And then we see him, a shortish, grey-haired and moustached middle-aged man in a sweater, shirt and grey pants, approaching us with arms wide. “Welcome to Yureed’s Market ... I’m Yureed, and this is my wife...” He turns toward the rear of the store and notes that no-one is there, then shouts, “Effat ... Charley is here ... And she has a friend...”

We cut to a shot of the doorway to the rear of the store just in time to see a middle-aged Pakistani woman, anything but sexy. Plain faced, poor posture, black hair tied back. Its hard to judge from her saree, but she doesn’t look overly fat. She sees Charley, then looks down and sees Thor, and her expression brightens – more from surprise than excitement. “Oh hallo, Charley...” Her smile becomes broader, revealing an imperfectly aligned set of slightly off-colour teeth (none missing).

We cut to a shot of Effat’s behind (in saree) as she climbs a narrow staircase, Thor stumbling up the steps behind her. We can hear Yureed behind us, we presume he has a better view than us – looking at Charley’s arse in her jeans rather than Effat’s in her saree. “Thank you for coming ... We have been waiting very long for you...”

Cut to, Effat and Yureed sitting side by side on the couch. Close-up on Effat, who is sitting forward with her hands on her knees. She speaks direct to camera, her accent thick with stereotypical accent ticks.

“My name is Effat Hassan. I was born in Faisalabad in Pakistan, 41 years ago ... I married Yureed when I was 14, and he brought me here to England, when I was 18. But where he really wants me to be is in The United Kingdom of Zoo...” She slurs slowly, lazily, like a woman bored of the world – stretching words out – ‘Pakistan’ comes out as ‘Paaaaar-kiss-staaahhn’, ‘wants’ comes out as ‘vaaaaants’.

To her side, Yureed says nothing, just sits back and looks across at her as she tells her story.

“I was a virgin when I married Yureed, of course, I was only 14 ... That’s why he married me.”

Yureed interrupts, “14 is soooo tight!” He smiles to himself, then checks himself. “Is it okay for me to say that? Effat is the only 14-year-old I ever touched...”

Effat leans forward and talks over him again. “So he likes to watch me having sex with other men ... Big, strong, white men. He pays them to have sex with me, and he likes to watch ... And I do it because I like to please him...”

“She does it because she likes it...” Says Yureed without moving. “And that’s good, because I like to watch.”

“Then he starts watching your show a few years ago, and he ask me to watch with him, and I like it ... And he says he wants to see me with a dog. I have sex with men for him, I have sex with a dog for him ... I don’t care...”

Yureed takes over. “She says it is for me, but I know she likes it ... She looks out of the window at everyone with a dog ... At first I think she’s looking at the men ... Then she starts talking about the dogs ... She doesn’t know the breeds, so she says ‘there is a Casanova outside’ or ‘I see a Dino over the road’ – all she knows is your show.” He smiles again. “And I realise that I want her to have sex with a dog, and she wants is to be on your show, so if we put the two together...”

Effat sits back, almost resigned to it... “I want to have sex with a dog on your show ... Today...”

We cut to a shot of Effat standing infront of the couch, slowly unwrapping herself from her saree, gradually exposing her dark body. She has rough looking skin, curves in the right places, but a little extra fat around the middle. Big boobs held in one of the most boring white bras we’ve ever seen on the show – sensible white granny panties too.

She talks, drawls anyway, as she undresses. “I don’t like dogs – they scare me ... He knows it ... I think that’s what he likes the most.”

Charley looks across to Yureed, who is nodding his agreement, then back to Effat as she reaches behind her back to unhook her bra, letting it fall away and expose her big round tits, which fall several inches once they are unsupported.

Then it’s the panties – pulled down her thighs un-ceremonially, revealing a big bush of black pubic hair. Effat straightens up, stark naked. She’s probably the least attractive naked body/face combination we’ve seen on the show. Not grotesque, not deformed, and not something people will turn their tvs off to avoid seeing – but not attractive either.

She looks right at us and holds her arms out to her sides. “Shall we begin... ?”

Charley gives Thor the signal and he stands up, walks right to Effat - looking up at her as he gets closer, then dropping his head and trying to shove his snout up between her thighs. She skips back a little, surprised by his direct approach – maybe a little scared, but trying to hide it.

She looks over her shoulder toward Yureed, who is relaxing back on the couch, watching keenly. Then asks him, “And I suppose you are wanting me to fuck this doggy, yes?”

He nods, almost like he’s roll-playing being in charge, “This is why we are here, isn’t it?”

She turns around to face him, so she can see her face whilst she is being fucked, and gets down onto the floor – hands and knees, big boobs hanging down and swinging around, arse in the air. Her pussy, surrounded by dark skin and thick black pubic hair, pushes back between her thighs, opening up a little to show the cool pinkness within, glistening with enough wetness to suggest that she’s looking forward to this more than she admits.

Thor moves in for a closer investigation, sniffing and licking at this pink delight, making the old Pakistani slapper jump a little as his hot tongue sweeps over her most sensitive flesh. She opens her mouth, but no sound comes out, save for a few sharp little intakes of breath as the dog licks noisily at her pussy.

Perhaps she tastes different to his regular white-girls, perhaps he’s just in a good mood – but he really digs into this treat – burying his snout in her arse-crack to give his tongue the best access to her cunt, spreading those dark lips with every slurping, deep, wet lick.

And the first signs of pleasure are already showing on Effat ... Tipping her head back, letting her eyes close a little, her mouth still wide open.

“You are enjoying this, aren’t you, you dirty fucking whore!” Calls Yureed, sitting forward a little, apparently enjoying it all as much as his wife is, and really playing up his control.

Effat breathes hard as the dog licks, beginning to whimper a little, angling her back down and pushing her arse out, trying to give him better access to her clit up at the front of her pussy ... Reaching back with one hand to finger herself...

“Don’t help him, slut...” Calls Yureed. “It’s not your time yet...” He smiles. “Let him do all of the work. You are here to be used!”

A little smile crosses her face as she does what she’s told, bringing her hand back up and placing it on the floor, looking at her husband again as she wills the dog on with his licking. “Is this good for you, my dear?” She asks between whining little moans.

It’s obvious from just looking at him that he’s loving it. “I will love it more when he is using you properly...” He looks over to behind the camera. “She is a fuck-pig ... He should be fucking her, not giving her pleasure...”

Charley notes that here on the United Kingdom of Zoo our dogs do what they want to do, not what we want them to do – especially Thor – so Yureed sits back for a second, arms folded and a little pissed off that he’s not in control. “Is this because I’m Pakistani, eh? You don’t want to do what I want to do?” He looks more than a little pissed off now ... But that changes very quickly – he begins to smile and sits forward as...

Thor stops licking at Effat’s pussy and rears up onto her back, his front legs wrapping around her wide hips and crossing under her saggy belly. Effat grunts as the weight arrives on her back, but looks more bothered by the fact that the licking has ceased. “Just a few more seconds...” She says, trailing off as the dog takes hold. Her eyes suddenly opening wide and her face lighting up as she exclaims, “Oh myyyyy... !”

We cut to a side-shot to see the handsome animal thrusting into her – his cock already buried inside her pink pussy.

“Come on doggy, fuck that dirty slut!” Calls Yureed, a smile spreading over his face. “She bloody fucking loves it! Go on...”

Charley moves in close, dropping down to look up between their legs, moving Thor’s tail aside so we can see the dog’s thick shaft sliding in and out as he slams into the Pakistani slut. It glistens in what little light we have and little drops of cum drip out, as he makes quick work of her.

“Oh my ... Oh yes...” She gasps, raising her head to look right at her husband again, a snarling, nasty look on her face as she takes what the dog is giving her, struggling but loving it anyway. “Oh yes ... Fuck me with your big doggy cock! Fuck me with it!”

As usual – the fuck she is enjoying so much lasts barely a minute, as intense and powerful as it is, it’s not enough to satisfy her ... But now the dog is slowing down, pulling closer and wrapping his paws tighter around her soft belly ... And she’s feeling something new ... Moaning loud and deep. “Ooouuuuuuurrrrrrggghhhhhh” ... Her eyes rolling back, almost entirely white...

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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e3 Rebecca

“The United Kingdom of Zoo” Series 5, Episode 3: Rebecca We open with a shot of the United Kingdom – from space ... Pause for a moment – then a very cartoonish, top heavy pouting caricature of our beloved Charley appears, floating in the sky with us like a twisted version of the old “Bewitched’ tv titles ... She smiles at us, then waves and turns and falls toward the country at super-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth orbit to sea level over the English Channel, off the south coast, in...

1 year ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e7 Asha

Series 5, Episode 7: Asha Goyal We open with our familiar high image of the United Kingdom – from high up in orbit ... The whole country in one shot. Then a very cartoonish, top heavy pouting caricature of our host, Charley, appears infront of us ... She points down toward the UK below and says, “Hey look ... It’s the United Kingdom of Zoo ... Let’s look closer and see what we can see...” She giggles, then turns and dives toward the country at super-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth...

3 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS13E01 Christina Bruce 42 from Belfast

With series 12 completed, we roll straight through into series 13 - the same hosts, doing the same things all over again ... Aren’t we getting bored of this yet? Well, it appears not ... So... We start this week’s show with establishing shots of quiet suburban streets – semi-detached homes, very middle class and safe... And then, stepping into frame from the side, moving from behind the camera to infront - this week’s host ... Still the nation’s least likely sex symbol – short, fat,...

1 year ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess6e11 Janine Saunders 18

Series 6, Episode 11 – Janine Saunders (18), from Birmingham We fade in on a nice townhouse in a nice neighbourhood – then we cut to inside the house and see our hostess – Charley – sitting at her desk, a large computer editing suite laid out infront of her (big computer, multiple screens, etc.) She appears to be editing an episode of ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’ as we watch, although there’s nothing sexual on screen at the moment, just a young couple walking a large Alsatian. Charley turns...

1 year ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess10e01 Anita Vernon 25 from Bury

As part of our commitment to social distancing and the safety of our great nation, this season of the “United Kingdom of Zoo” has been filmed almost entirely with remote cameras. We wish to thank the many lovely ladies who have travelled to see us at our Manchester studios, and hope they all enjoyed fulfilling their fantasies as much as we enjoyed watching... We fade in on a dark set. A spotlight illuminates a single bed – steel-frame, mattress, no bedclothes or pillows. We had a scour a...

4 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e2 Victoria Bravia 20

We open with our beautiful animated shot of the United Kingdom – from space ... Then our cartoon, top heavy tattooed version of Charley appears, floating in the sky with us, winking and smiling - then waving for us to follow her as she turns and falls toward the country at hyper-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth orbit toward the northern part of England, all the way down to a large old city of Sheffield right in the middle, in just a few seconds. Our animated Charley leads us all the...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess9e16 Sienna Triosi 24 married showoff

Series 9, Episode 16: Sienna Triosi (24), from Ipswich We open with a shot of a very boring, street two-up two-down terraced houses. Small paved front yards provide off street parking for a couple of small cars each. And then, walking up the street toward us – the chunky figure of our favourite Cockney wideboy, Dennis, and beside him the sleek, narrow figure of his mean looking, hard-loving, but ultimately very well-behaved Doberman, Casanova. We track backwards as he walks – keeping him...

1 year ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess3e10 Stacy 44 hairdresser from London

Series 3, Episode 10: Stacy On one side of the street a row of pre-War three-story buildings – shopfront downstairs, residential apartment/flats above. On the other side of the street, modern four/five level office buildings, and an old train station with a sign outside that reads, “Welcome to Enfield Chase”. We’re in North London to meet our next subject, and she’s a subject who’s worth meeting. Back to those shopfronts – one in particular – Hair By Hottinger. A modest hair and beauty...

3 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e13 Colette

Series 4, Episode 13: COLETTE We see that familiar opening sequence – various scenes of UK life, taken from the introductions to previous episodes – a field, a beach, a pub, a motorway ... And then we’re looking at something new... This time our drone camera is floating over a road in a nice suburb on a beautiful sunny day. High stone/brick walls separate nice houses from the pavement. Not too many cars driving by. We’re following a middle-aged woman as she jogs ... Well, it’s more of a...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e4 Melina

We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re looking at a build-up inner city street – big shop windows and hundreds of people walking by ... Then we’re looking at a big boat crossing over a river – tourists leaning over the sides, taking pictures ... And finally we’re floating over the dull terraced houses and occasional grim tower-block of a northern English city. Over allotments, over a slow-moving river, dropping down toward a...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess8e16 Lily Parkinson 32

Series 8, Episode 16: Lily Parkinson (32), from Chester We pan over a couple of large wooden animal shapes – a rhino and a giraffe - open on a large sign that reads “Chester Zoo”, then pan down to the main gates, watching as an excited family enters the facility. A mini-montage shows us some of the animals – large lizards, chimpanzees, elephants, lions, and finally a pair of dingos ... Pausing on the final animals as one suddenly mounts the other and starts fucking her ... We cut to a...

1 year ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e5 Andrea

Series 5, Episode 5: Andrea Fereday (29) – Uxbridge We open with our beautiful animation of the United Kingdom – from space... Our cartoonish, top heavy image of Charley appears, floating infront of us, smiling and giggling, then waves for us to follow her ... Turns and dives toward the country at hyper-sonic speed – and we follow - dropping from a low-Earth orbit – heading toward the south, toward London, then veering westward as we hurtle toward the ground ... Reaching ground level in...

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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS12E19 Emma Withe 54 from Oakham

We fade in in the middle of a quiet street, in the low-rise central area of a small midlands town, with one and two story buildings around us. To one side, a long flat warehouse/factory type unit, stocking and fitting tyres for local drivers, to the other, the town’s train station. Looking like a traditional old station, but rebuilt fairly recently. There’s a small car park between us and the station, and it’s almost full. We watch as a car drives down the road toward us, then turns into the...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS13E17 Eva Ahn 33 from Motherwell

We start this week’s show with an establishing shot of a bright and classy business park – 2 and 3 level buildings with red and white facias, large black windows, small car parks... The car parks are mostly empty as we pan from one building to the next, and we realize that the sun is dropping in the background – it’s an evening shoot, and all of the workers have gone home for the day... We end our pan looking at the one building with cars/vans in the carpark. And then our host steps into...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e8 Patricia

Series 5, Episode 8: Patricia Grant (41) – Dagenham We open with our familiar high image of the United Kingdom – from high up in orbit ... The whole of the British Isles in one shot. Then our top-heavy cartoon character version of Charley, our host, appears infront of us ... She points down toward the landmass below and says, “Hey look ... It’s the United Kingdom of Zoo ... Let’s look closer and see what we can see...” She giggles, then waves and turns and falls toward the country at...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS12 E20 Eva Straskova 30 from Notting Hill London

We start this week’s show with an establishing shot of a large, grey, concrete and glass building. Seven storeys high, each as boring and square as the last. If it wasn’t for the row of green trees planted in the wide pavement out front there wouldn’t be any colour here at all. We move toward the building and note that the ground floor windows are mirrored glass – briefly casting a reflection of our camera crew – as we approach a pair of glass double-doors. Stencilled on the glass, a very...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e13 AnneMarie Silverwood

We open with our beautiful animation of the United Kingdom – from space ... Pause for a moment – then fall toward the planet at hyper-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth orbit – heading north, toward Scotland ... Reaching ground level in the countryside in seconds. From here we race north, approaching cartoon St Andrew’s flags indicating that we are entering Scotland. High speed overland, fading through to live action as we enter the outer suburbs of a city ... Then through the streets...

4 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e6 Maria

Series 5, Episode 6: Maria Sinclair (55) We open with an image of the United Kingdom – from high, high up ... The whole country in one shot. Then a very cartoonish, top heavy pouting caricature of our beloved Charley appears, floating in the sky with us ... She points down toward the country below and says, “Hey look ... It’s the United Kingdom of Zoo ... Let’s look closer and see what we can see...” She giggles, then turns and dives toward the country at super-sonic speed, dropping to sea...

1 year ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess8e6 Simone Butt 27 pig lover

Series 8, Episode 6: Simone Butt (27), from Bristol We open with an establishing shot of an impressive, modern brick and glass façade of a six-story office block on a busy street. Very clean, under a clear blue sky. We can see a figure approaching along the pavement, a slim lady with blonde hair. She’s wearing ripped blue jeans and a tight t-shirt, and her nice round boobs bounce on every step. It’s our Polish princess, Petra – and this week there’s no sign of her lovely Labrador. She...

4 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess12e07 Cora Toney 25 from Newcastle

We start this week’s show with establishing shots of a large allotment on a sunny day – lots of small gardens sectioned off from one another, middle aged men avoiding their families – growing flowers, vegetables, or just hiding in garden sheds – and then we’re looking at a large blue-grey Weimaraner ... Watching for a moment as he sniffs around the corner of a garden shed, then turns, cocks his leg, and pisses on it... And then, stepping out from behind the shed, catching a little of that...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e10 Imogen

Series 4, Episode 10: IMOGEN We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re looking at a built-up inner-city street – big shop windows and hundreds of people walking by ... Then we’re looking down at a crowded street market – barrows selling everything from fresh fruit and veg, to handmade jewelry and knock-off designer handbags. Then we’re on the windswept sea-front of an old fashioned English resort town - windy, cold and rainy,...

3 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e15 Donna Ferry 51

We open with our beautiful animation of the United Kingdom – from space ... Pause for a moment – then fall toward the planet at hyper-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth orbit – dropping all the way down to the North Sea, just off the coast ... Reaching sea level in a few seconds. From here we race toward the coast, between two piers, under a couple of bridges, and up a wide and winding river ... Under an old steel bridge, over a new concrete bridge, then deep inland ... At speed ......

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e8 Rosie

We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re looking at a crowded sandy beach – kids building sandcastles, parents sunbathing ... Then we’re looking at a grim street of residential blocks – skinny kids running around as exhausted looking single mothers carry the shopping home... Now we’re at a railway station, a big, clean and vibrant space. A sign on the wall reads ‘BIRMINGHAM NEW STREET’. It’s a large modern space, with...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e9 Shelly

Series 4, Episode 9: SHELLEY We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re looking at a built-up inner city street – big shop windows and hundreds of people walking by ... Then we’re looking at a big boat crossing over a river – tourists leaning over the sides, taking pictures... Now we’re on the windswept sea-front of an old fashioned English resort town. Out of season and on a windy, cold and rainy day, the place is virtually...

4 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS14E01 Adrienne Huntington 42 from Swanage

We open this week’s show, as usual, with an establishing shot of the seafront of a small seaside town. Shops and shoppers, deserted ice-cream stands, a beach filled with yellow sand but virtually no holiday makers, and a very choppy bay stretching out in the distance, with land on one side and a pier on the other. We can hear the unmistakable blustering sound of wind blowing in off the sea ... We’re clearly at a seaside resort in the middle of winter. A big caption appears, filling almost...

1 year ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess8e18 Sylvia Distin 55 from Chelmsford

We’re cruising along a wide and quiet suburban street. Green lawns stretch back from the pavement to the nice semi-detached homes. There’s a slim woman walking a large dog along the side of the road, and we pan around to look at her as we pass – it’s no-one we know, but we kind of wish we did! Then we’re looking forward again – seeing an intersection infront of us ... Then pulling up, looking out of the side window right at a single story, flat-roofed building. A sign outside reads,...

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