The United Kingdom Of Zoo (A Fake BBC Documentary Series)s5e16 - Annalise Tsaro (31) free porn video
Series 5, Episode 13: Annalise Tsaro (31) – Dover – builder’s wife, loads of kids, ultra-protected, wants to do something crazy and independent
We open with our beautiful shot of the United Kingdom – from space ... Pause for a moment – then fall toward the planet at hyper-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth orbit to sea level in front of the White Cliffs of Dover in just a few seconds – and we’re already into live-action.
From here we race toward the cliffs, but just as we expect to rise up and fly over the country, we veer to the side, and race along the coast a little until we come to the port of Dover. In and over the port to an industrial estate, up to the front of small lot populated by a couple of vans, piles of scaffolding and building materials, and a small porta-cabin office. We come to a halt Infront of the porta-cabin, looking at a casually dressed buxom young lady who is nursing a large mug of tea and a shy smile.
Her reddish-brown, slightly curly, hair hangs down beyond her shoulders, and frames a pretty but unspectacular face. Her t-shirt is particularly tight around the chest, clearly containing a good pair of tits with big ‘proud’ nipples straining the fabric.
She speaks nervously, trying to get the words out without tripping, “Hello, and welcome to The United Kingdom of Zoo...”
We cut to a montage of her in the passenger seat of a builder’s van, being driven by her husband; wandering around on a building site; enjoying a hot beverage with the builders; playing with the pit-bull that is guarding/running around the site. This is intercut with clips of her being interviewed in close-up back at the portacabin office.
She monologues her story over the top of this footage.
“My name is Annalise Tsaro, I’m 31 years old, and I’m from Dover.”
“Lenny and me met at school when we was 13, and we never really had any other boyfriends or girlfriends. I was a bit shy and it was nice to have one of the cool kids spending time with me, and I think he just liked that I had boobs and was happy for him to play with them ... We got married right after we finished school, and we had our eldest girl when we were still teenagers! We’ve got 5 beautiful children now, from 13 down to 4 years old...”
“Lenny keeps telling me how beautiful I am, how good my body is ... I don’t believe him, but it’s nice to have a husband who’s so proud of me, and so turned on by me even after half a lifetime together.”
“I don’t think I’d be overstating it if I said that we’d do anything for each other. I’ve certainly never said no to anything he’s asked me to do ... Not that he’s ever asked me to do anything like this before. He sometimes jokes about me having a gangbang with all his workers on one of the building sites, or at the office, but we’ve never done it – he’s never being serious, it’s just a little fantasy. Sometimes when we have sex I imagine them all taking turns on me ... It’s harmless fun ... I like it. I like that he likes it. I’d rather he has fantasies about me than anyone else! Then one day he asks me whether I would do a dog for him, infront of all the guys ... I thought he was joking, so like usual, I said ‘of course’ ... Next thing I knew he’d filled in the application and sent it in to you lot...”
“He genuinely believes that the whole country will see me and be jealous of him ... And I love him for that. I think everyone will see me and wonder what he’s so obsessed with ... But Lenny being so proud of me for doing it, and him being so turned on ... That makes me feel proper sexy! Honestly, I’d do anything to turn my lovely hubby on...” She turns toward camera and speaks right to the audience at home, “ ... And tonight I’ll prove that by having sex with a dog on national television!”
Cut to our studios in Manchester ... Another variation to our usual set – this time the studio is made up to look like a building site – or to be precise, like the corner of a building site, with scaffolding and ladders up against one wall, a cement mixer standing idle. Bags of cement and stacks of bricks, etc.
We cut to the street outside and see Lenny’s transit van pulling into our car park. There aren’t any empty spaces, so he simply leaves it in the space behind the parked cars. He gets out of the driver’s side, Annalise gets out of the passenger side, and the rear doors open to allow five of their building staff to jump out of the back and stretch as they all head inside the building, nudging each other and laughing. Annalise wears baggy white trousers and a loose blouse – but wears them in a such a way that we can still tell she’s got a decent body under there.
We cut to inside our studio, moving through reception and down a corridor, with Annalise and Larry walking along after us, hand in hand, both of them looking at each other and smiling/giggling at the insanity of what is about to happen on national television. The building crew follows, in apparently high spirits.
Everyone comes to a halt infront of our hostess, Charley Ozvik. This week she’s wearing a pair of ultra-tight blue jeans, heavily ripped around the thighs and under the arse, and high heeled shoes that make her calf muscles really pop – up top it’s a low-cut, tight white t-shirt, with a stack of cleavage on show, fake boobs straining to escape, “WORLD’S BIGGEST DOGWHORE” tattoo half exposed.
She introduces herself with a big, confident, “Hello ... I’m Charley Ozvik...”
And Annalise shakes her hand, flashing a broad grin, clearly happy to be talking to a big tv star. “I’m Annalise, and this is Larry ... And these...” She points over her head at the building crew. “Are the hardest working build-crew in Kent!”
Charley follows up with, “And can you tell me why you are here today?”
Annalise looks to Larry, who answers, “We’ve had a really fantastic year on the tools – and I promised the boys I’d give them something special if they finished our last project on time ... They made it and when I asked what they wanted to do, they all said they wanted to see ‘Lise on UK of Zoo ... So here we are!”
Charley looks a bit doubtful, “Really?” She checks. “They just came out and said they wanted to see your wife having sex with a dog, and you agreed?”
Annalise looks to Larry again – she’s not the brightest and it looks like this is the first time she’s thought this through.
Larry twists a little, then answers, “Well ... A couple of years back we were talking in the pub and I mentioned that ‘Lise was always horny when UK of Zoo was on tele ... And the boys never let me forget it ... So, when I said I’d get them anything they wanted, as long as it didn’t cost too much – they went straight to the dog idea.”
“And you agreed?” Charley checks with Annalise – who smiles, and nods, “Oh yes...”
“Right...” Charley nods back at her, “Sooo ... Giving yourself away as a bonus for your husband’s business ... What a fine example you are for modern women...”
Annalise nods and smiles, as if she thinks the compliment is genuine – and then leads the boys off toward the door to the set.
Inside the studio, Annalise stands in the middle of the building site ‘set’, looking around – the expression on her face indicating excitement and a desire to get started.
She raises her arms and invites the boys to, “Come and strip me boys...”
The builder’s move in from either side and grab at her blouse – pulling it to both sides, ripping it open, buttons popping off as the front opens up to show off her large chest, which is supported (but barely concealed) by a light blue, lacy bra – and a fairly slim belly. The blouse is pulled down her arms and off, cuffs catching around her wrists and almost pulling her off her feet - Annalise laughs a little as she re-balances herself.
A pair of hands reaches around from behind her, grabbing at the buckle of her belt – Annalise raises her arms, getting them out of the way ... The belt is unbuckled and pulled free – meanwhile another pair hands reach in to unbutton the top of the trousers, then pull the zip down. The top of the trousers peeled back and then pulled down – blue panties, white thighs, knees, shins ... Then she’s lifting one leg, stepping out, stumbling back and lifting the other foot ... Leaning against one of the boys for support. Laughing again.
Her trousers are barely off before one of the boys is pulling on her bra, struggling to unhook it ... Being laughed at by Larry, who pops the hook fastener like a pro ... And then the bra is off and her big, heavy tits are swinging free. They are an impressive sight!
Blue panties next, ripped down by one of the boys exposing her surprisingly hairy pussy – and then boys all take a step back, almost as if they are shocked that the boss’s wife, who they’ve all lusted after for years, is suddenly stark naked infront of them – in touching distance ... Larry doesn’t back off, this is his wife and he’s allowed to touch. Her reaches around her from behind and takes hold of her big tits, cupping them one in each hand.
“Oh God!” She gasps as she laughs at how fast this has all happened – she was fully clothed about 20 seconds ago. She looks up at the camera, she has her hands by her sides, but looks like she’d like to cover herself up a little. Amused but maybe just a little ashamed.
Before she has a chance to catch her breath – we hear the loud clanking noise of the external door of the set sliding open – everyone looks up to see who – or what – is arriving...
We hear them before we see them ... The owner’s voice, loud and clear – and very familiar to long time viewers, “Laaaaadies and gentlemen ... Please welcome your favourite and mine ... The ‘ound of ‘ell ... The beast from the east end ... A lover not a fighter ... A licker not a biter ... He’s the rock ‘ard, go ‘ard, take you out to the back yard, fuck you to sleep then send your mum a post-card ... Meeeeean muvva-fucker ... All the way from East ‘am ... I give you...” They step into view – fat man and sleek black dog... “Casanova da Fird.”
We cut back to Annalise just as she sees Casanova - her eyes almost pop out on stalks... “That’s a scary bloody dog! We used to have one of them for a guard dog ... He was bloody mental...”
The dog’s owner shakes his head, never stops smiling, and says “Not this one, darlin’ ... This one does nothing but make you feel good...”
Annalise looks from the dog to Larry, a quizzical look on her face – Larry shrugs, then nods... “You’ll be okay ... Just have fun with it...” Then a quick kiss, and he backs away to watch.
Naked and alone, her big round tits hanging apart – narrow waste, pale skin ... With just a hint of nerves, she looks very inviting – and Casanova obviously thinks so too, because he’s pulling toward her.
She looks around from the dog to the crew, to the builders, and her husband ... Then back to the dog, a deep breath and then a smile – she’s ready to do this...
Casanova moves in. Looking around at the unusually full studio, all of our technicians plus a whole half dozen man building team – making more noise than usual too as they offer verbal encouragement. “Go on, boy ... Go on my son!”
Annalise drops to the floor, sitting on her bum with her knees in the air and her thighs wide apart – pussy nicely exposed.
“Come on then ... Show the boys how it’s done, eh?” She calls to the beast, looking over her shoulders at the boys behind the camera. “Take note boys...” She laughs.
Casanova moves in closer, walking up between her outstretched legs ... Lowering his head, his snout between her thighs and starts sniffing and licking ... She leans back onto her elbows, spreading her thighs wider, offering up more of her pussy as the dog plants long wet strokes of his wide tongue over her pussy lips. She gasps, and the boys give a little cheer. We’re away...
As his magic tongue begins to work between her lips and over her clit she begins to moan – looking down at the dog, then over at her ‘fan club’. “MMmmmmmmm ... That’s good ... That’s gooooood!”
Casanova is hungrily licking at her, turning his head one way and then the next as he seeks his best angle. Tongue slotting between and inside her pussy lips. She keeps looking down at him, breathing heavier and heavier, occasionally smiling, and when he hits the spot just right, giving an “UUuhhhhhhrrrrrrrr!”
He gets a particularly good rhythm going at a particular good angle, and she lets her head fall back, her long hair hanging down to the floor behind her and gasps, “Ohhhh God, that’s good...”
Builder’s watch out in virtual silence, dry mouthed, swallowing as best they can.
She angles her hips slightly, presenting a little better access to her slot so that the dog can lick even more of her, going deeper with his tongue, giving her even more pleasure. Her weight is on her elbows but she can still reach those lovely round tits with her hands, and she is fondling, gripping and squeezing them as the dog licks.
“Don’t be so greedy, ‘Lise...” Calls Andy. “The boys wanna see you in action...”
There are a couple of ‘Yeahs’ from the guys around him, but it’s a little subdued, like they don’t want to say anything to upset things.
Annalise smiles to them, then lays back a little to take the weight off her elbows – bringing her hands up to push the dog away from her pussy, rolling over and coming up on her knees.
Casanova moves toward her, trying to lick at her face – but she holds him off, keeps her head out of reach, and takes hold of his collar with one hand and his back with the other. Running her hand down his back to his rear end, pulling it around toward her face. Flashing a look toward the boys, giving them a mock look of disgust, “You guys... !” As if she didn’t think they would want to see this.
She reaches down between his hindlegs with one hand, under his belly with the other to fondle his balls and sheath at the same time. Leaning a little to the side to get a better look at what she’s working with. She flicks her long hair out of her face and smiles again at a comment from one of the boys (we don’t hear the comment as he’s behind the microphones).
Casanova stands and lets her continue fondling him toward a nice big erection, looking around toward the camera as if this means nothing to him. His cock big and heavy, poking several inches out of his sheath, glistening. Inviting...
She keeps fondling, pulling that hairy sheath back, exposing more of the shaft – and when it’s all on show, she carefully flips it backward between his thighs until it’s infront of her face ... She holds it there and smiles at the boys, a little self-aware I’m-about-to-suck-a-dog’s-cock smile. “Are you ready for this?” She says, trying to snarl, but coming out more like a giggle. “Dog ugly dog cock for my mouth...”
She leans forward and slips the cock into her mouth, looking at the guys the whole time – sliding the hot flesh deeper into her mouth, then pulling it out until her lips smack closed ... She laughs a little, then repeats it. Taking that cock back into her mouth, right back into her throat. Smiling the whole time she’s doing it.
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