The United Kingdom Of Zoo (A Fake BBC Documentary Series)s6e5: Julia Green (56) free porn video
We fade in on high street – plenty of people around, obviously not during the Coronavirus lockdown. The camera swings around to face a bank, then moves in through the doors – past a member of staff on the front desk who waves at whoever is holding the camera (clearly knowing them) ... The camera moves past a line of customers and up to one of the cash windows ... The clerk behind the window looks up...
She’s middle-aged, with a tired, almost ‘loose’ looking face – one of those big mouths that seems to hang-open even when it’s shut. Shoulder-length dark hair frames the face, and a sensible business outfit hides the detail of her body, without being able to disguise that she’s a large woman. As soon as she sees the camera – or more particularly the cameraman – she smiles a broad and welcoming smile, then waves at the cameraman to go away, mouthing the words, “Piss off...”
The camera retreats, then we cut to a couple sitting on a couch, talking to a static camera – mounted on a tri-pod in the middle of their living room. It’s the same woman who was just seen in the bank, now more casually dressed in a tight sleeveless sweater, and skirt. Both tight enough to show off her figure – which is (as predicted) large. Chunky rather than obese, with big round boobs in proportion with the rest of her curves. Beside her, her husband sits forward and close, as big as her (but without the boobs).
She speaks first, in a clear, borderline posh accent. “Hello,” she waves into the camera. “I’m Julia Green. I’m 56 years old, and I’m a bank clerk from Watford.”
Every time she speaks, he follows up with something of his own. “And I’m Grant Green, I’m 53 years old, and I’m her husband.”
Julia begins, “We’ve both been married before...”
“Twice, in my case.” Grant interjects.
Julia continues, ignoring his interruption, “We met at a single-nights a few years back, one of those speed dating things ... And I suppose I was trying to make an impression ... And no one was interested because I look ... Like this...” She indicates her face then points down toward her body. Loose face, large body. Again, not ugly – but she clearly thinks she is.
“There’s nothing wrong with the way you look, love...” Grant reassures her.
She continues. “So when this guy sits down opposite me I thought, “Lets not mess around here, lets make an impression...” And I thought “What’s the most shocking and memorable thing a woman can say to a man on a first date...” So I just came out with it...”
Grant leans in, “She said, and I quote, “Do you watch The United Kingdom of Zoo? I’d love to be on that show!” It was 4 years ago, but I remember it like it was 4 minutes ago...”
“I’d been watching the show since the start – and I did want to be on it – but I knew I’d never get on it because all of the girls are so pretty ... Prettier than me, anyway...”
We cut to a quick montage of the best-looking dozen women we’ve had on the show – it’s a brief trip down memory lane that reminds us just how attractive some of our guests have been.
The moment broken by Grant. “I keep telling her – she’s better looking than plenty of the women who’ve been on the show...”
We cut to another quick montage of the ‘less-attractive’ guests we’ve had on the show – it’s brief again, and an interesting reminder of some of our less attractive guests. Grant has a point. People often forget these ladies, preferring to repeat view our ‘prettier’ guests.
Back to Julia. “It’s not that I’m attracted to dogs ... Or to animals ... I just enjoyed the very basic element of the show. It’s just a simple idea – a woman wants to do something that society says she shouldn’t ... So she does it ... And life goes on.” She looks down from the camera to the floor. “But what I particular love about the show is that even though it’s about a disgusting subject, and all the guests do disgusting things, and they look terrible doing it – even the pretty ones ... The show treats them all like they’re superstar sex symbols. Old, fat and ugly, they treat them exactly the same as the young, hot, skinny things...”
Grant cuts in again, “We watch it together every week ... Then I make videos...” He points at the camera. “With this camera, of the two of us having sex, and talking about her being on the show...” He pauses. “The funny thing is ... I was never turned on by bestiality until the moment she opened her mouth. I actually thought it was a bit sick. I didn’t watch your show, I couldn’t have cared less about it ... But when she said she loved it, I immediately wanted to watch it with her.”
“So that’s why we’re here today, recording this ... For you...”
She takes a deep breath, then nods to Grant, who stands up and turns side on to the camera as she slips off the couch onto her knees infront of him, side on to the camera ... He’s just pulling the front of his trousers open, and she’s just beginning to lick her big lips and look up at him, when we cut away to...
A high angle shot, looking down from the corner of the windscreen of Charley Ozvik’s car. Charley in the driving seat, driving along an empty motorway.
As usual, even in casual dress, Charley is a sight to behold – her low cut top showing off her marvellously fake tits and perfect DOGSLUT tattoo, her lips inflated almost as much as her boobs, hair shiny black and straight. She alternates between looking at the road and looking over at the camera as she introduces herself.
“Hello, I’m Charley Ozvik ... And I’m doing my best to get us all through this Coronavirus lockdown by visiting some new friends and introducing them to my beautiful Golden Retriever, Thor...”
We cut a quick shot of Thor, stolen from a previous episode, standing over the camera, with a big purple/pink erection bouncing under his belly and dumb happy look on his face.
Back to Charley. “This week we’re heading down the M6 to Watford to meet a lovely older lady ... And to welcome her into the United Kingdom of Zoo...”
We cut to a shot of Charley’s car pulling up in the driveway of a house – shot from within the house. Grant on his video camera again. The car parks – door opens, and Charley gets out. Pulling her dress down to cover her panties – either it’s ridden up during the drive, or she’s pulled it up to play with herself a little to pass the time (probably the latter knowing Charley).
She walks around to the near side of the car and looks over toward the house, and Grants camera, reaches to open the back door and stands back, waving an arm to herald the appearance of Thor as he jumps down and bounds around excitedly. Happy to be out of the car, in a garden, with Charley ... And no doubt aware that these long drives are always followed by sex with another horny human!
He moves off to the bushes beside the driveway and takes a long piss – with Grant making sure he zooms in as close as possible from his viewpoint to watch the piss spraying from Thor’s cock onto the bushes.
“Can you see that?” We hear him say from behind the camera. We can hear Julia confirm that she see Thor. “He’s here to fuck you...” Says Grant, stating the obvious. “Yes...” Moans Julia, off camera, clearly turned on at the prospect.
We cut to a shot of Julia walking down the hallway of the home to open the front door. She’s neatly dressed in blouse and a knee length skirt that hugs her big thighs. Smart, but nothing fancy.
She opens the front door and welcomes Charley, “Come in, come in...” Eyes down to stare at the handsome golden retriever as he enters, almost skipping past Julia, looking up to meet her gaze as he passes her and heads into the house looking to see whatever he can see. She watches him pass by, a hand coming up to her breast almost without thinking about it, touching herself – then repositioning it over her heart and trying to pretend that she’s just acting shocked.
“Oh, he’s so handsome ... Isn’t he?” Julia says. “I don’t deserve him!” She looks like she might believe what she’s saying.
We cut to the living room. Husband and wife on the couch, side by side, looking over the room toward our camera. Between them and the camera, sitting patiently on the floor, Thor is staring right back at them.
Charley interviews from behind the camera. “A little birdy tells me that you don’t think you’re pretty enough to have sex with a dog?”
Julia smiles and shakes her head. “Oh no ... I don’t think I’m not pretty enough to have sex with a dog – I don’t think I’m pretty enough to have sex with a dog – on television!”
“And yet, here I am ... With my cameras and my dog...” Laughs Charley.
“Yeah, looks like the joke’s on me, eh?” Agrees Julia.
“And pretty soon the dog will be on you too!” Adds Grant – he thinks it’s a lot funnier than we do.
“Are you nervous about this?” Checks Charley.
Julia considers her answer for a second, then speaks carefully – picking her words. “Well ... I’m not nervous about having sex with the dog ... I’m not nervous about it being on camera ... I’d like to be able to watch it back later ... But I am quite nervous about it being on television. I’m nervous about how my friends and family will react!”
“And how do you think they will react?” Asks Charley.
Julia looks at Grant, then back to the camera. “Not well ... I’ve got a grown up daughter from my first marriage ... She’s 34 ... She’ll be appalled.”
“And what about your family?” Charley checks with Grant.
“My kids don’t speak to me anymore ... Not since I left their mother ... They think I’m scum ... So I’m not too worried about what they think of Julia, or of this...”
Charley turns back to Julia. “So, what are you looking forward to the most?”
“Well, as I said before, I want to watch the video afterwards ... I think I’m actually looking forward to seeing how I perform more than I’m actually looking forward to the performance itself ... I’m looking forward to watching this many many times with Grant after you’ve taken this handsome doggy away from me!”
Grant chips in again, “We like to make porno videos together ... She gives a great blowjob for the camera, she really likes to show off her slutty side!”
“Oh I know...” Confirms Charley. “I’ve see the proof...” She says, referring to their audition tape – then she turns back to Julia. “So, the things you do to Grant ... You’d like to do them all to my doggy, here?”
Julia and Grant exchange glances and he grips her hand. “Oh yes ... Very much...”
We cut to Julia standing infront of the couch, Grant standing behind her as she begins to unbutton her blouse, but she’s all thumbs, so Grant helps her. He’s not much better. They exchange frustrated little glances with each other.
“It’s going to be okay.” He re-assures her. “This is your dream come true. Just relax.”
“Our dream...” She corrects him, before taking a deep breath, trying to calm herself, and turning her back to him so he can slip the blouse backwards down her arms and off. He begins work on unclasping her bra, managing it fairly quickly, then letting it fall off her big boobs. He drags it out from under her arm leaving her topless.
She’s not as scary as she thinks she is ... She could be slimmer, but the fulness of her body no doubt helps these boobs retain their roundness too, so we’re not complaining. Grant can’t resist snuggling up behind her, putting his arms under hers and cupping her boobs – resting his chin on her shoulder and grinning for the camera and he jiggles her boobs on his hands.
Whilst he’s distracted with fondling his wife’s chest, she gets to work on her skirt - unhooking and unzipping the side. He’s keen to assist, quite obviously motivated by seeing his wife in action with a big dog – so he lets go of those big boobs and helps. The sooner she’s naked, the sooner he’ll see the action.
He holds the top of her skirt and lowers it down her legs, crouching down behind her as he does it.
With her skirt off we can see her surprisingly shapely legs and a pair of high hipped French knickers that wrap around her big round buttocks. Having taken her skirt to floor level, Grant is crouching with his head at the same level as her behind, and he takes the opportunity to give her a kiss on one bum-cheek ... Then he takes hold of the knickers and slowly wiggles them down, an inch on this hip, then an inch on the other, until they are clear of her pussy and we can see her dark, but neatly trimmed, triangle of short pubic hair.
Once the French knickers are pulled the rest of the way off her legs and she has stepped out of them, she is left naked save for her four-inch heels.
“Are you ready to begin?” Asks Charley. As she speaks Thor stands up, as if he knows he’s about to be called into action.
Julia stands with her back to Grant and he slots his hands back under her arms to fondle and cup her boobs. She leans back against him and moves her feet a little apart, stooping down a little and patting the soft flesh just above her pussy - encouraging Thor to step up to her.
He moves closer, sniffing the air, then licking at it – the tip of his tongue missing her pussy by an inch – yet close enough to make her gasp a little and lean back even harder against her husband. This lowers her pussy by a couple of inches, and brings it into the dog’s range...
And our dog doesn’t disappoint, licking that cunt as if he’s been waiting for it for months. Digging his snout in between her thighs and exploring every inch of her hole in a second flat.
She turns her head and looks back over her shoulder, offering her mouth to her husband – but he’s too busy craning to look down at the dog licking her pussy to notice. “Is that good?” He asks. “Do you like it... ?”
Julia doesn’t say anything though, she just sighs as the dog digs into his human meal ... Tongue slopping over her cunt, pushing between the lips, making a groove, rasping over her clit.
“His big tongue on your beautiful big cunt...” Continues Grant. His words seeming to have as much effect as the dog’s tongue.
Julia lets out a little moan, her head back against his man’s chest – letting her legs relax a little more, letting him support her a little more as the dog continues to work her pussy.
“Mmmmmmmmmmmm” She moans, eyes closed, resting on Grant, perhaps a little too heavily. He’s more focussed on squeezing her tits than in supporting her, and he allows her to slip down his chest, stepping back as her shoulders slip to his belly, then losing control of her as she falls to the floor, landing heavily on her fat arse. As she slips, Thor jumps back, not wanting her to land on his head.
She looks up at Grant, a hurt look on her face, “Why didn’t you catch me?”
He shrugs. “I was a bit distracted, love...”
She looks back to the dog, now standing infront of her, his face level with hers – and he instinctively starts to lick at her face. She closes both her mouth and her eyes tight and holds her breath as he licks, not comfortable with it at all, but letting him do it until he loses interest after a few seconds.
“How about you give him a bit of a licking?” Suggests Grant. Julia looks back over her shoulder at him again, a slightly stressed look on her face that suggests this is suddenly moving very fast. “Just asking...” He adds defensively.
She turns back to face Thor, who is walking around, away from her, then turning around and heading back – this time closer to her, standing over her, leaning into her – his side against her chest. Imposing himself on her.
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