The United Kingdom Of Zoo (A Fake BBC Documentary Series)S12: E20: Eva Straskova (30), From Notting Hill, London free porn video
We start this week’s show with an establishing shot of a large, grey, concrete and glass building. Seven storeys high, each as boring and square as the last. If it wasn’t for the row of green trees planted in the wide pavement out front there wouldn’t be any colour here at all.
We move toward the building and note that the ground floor windows are mirrored glass – briefly casting a reflection of our camera crew – as we approach a pair of glass double-doors. Stencilled on the glass, a very under-stated identifier that this is the “Embassy of the Czech Republic”, with the office hours printed underneath.
We swing to the side and see our host ... Short and slim, with peroxide blonde hair hanging down to her shoulders ... She teeters along on long black stiletto heels, wearing a black PVC business ‘suit’ so tight it looks like it could split apart at any moment. Her fake boobs pushed up and together. It’s everyone’s favourite perverted Playmate, America’s finest dogslut, Jenna McCartney - and beside her, waiting patiently, a mean looking American Bulldog – the pair of them in the street together are an ever-present source of long stares from those passing by.
Jenna introduces the show in her famous, smooth, all-American accent...
“Hello, and welcome to the last episode of the series ... This week I’m in Notting Hill Gate, in London...” She flicks a thumb back toward the big building behind her... “And inside this scary looking office block, we’ve got a dirty little Czech slut who wants to defect, and join us, in ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’...”
We cut to a room within the embassy. It’s large and comfortable, more of a meeting room than an office. A large flag of the Czech Republic fills one wall.
There’s a beautiful black-haired woman sitting infront of us, wearing a smart business-suit - black with a white blouse beneath, and looking very comfortable with her legs crossed, and her back straight. She seems very confident despite her obvious youth as she introduces herself with a strong Czech accent.
“Hyello ... My name Eva Straskova, I have 30 years ... I am live in London two years right now, and work at embassy ... And I want to have relationship with beeg dog.” She almost laughs at this last comment, like she’s just realised what she’s said out loud.
We cut to a wider angle, looking at Eva sitting on one side of the meeting table, and Renae sitting opposite – it’s like the sexiest diplomatic talks of all time, East meets West ... Czech Republic, ‘vs’ America, in England ... Discussing the future of the UK of Zoo.
At Jenna’s feet, that powerful bulldog is sitting quietly, looking bright and interested, up at the cameras, up at Jenna, across at our guest.
Eva looks sultry throughout the interview, really playing up her good looks and her sexuality. Milking it. “I always gyet very horny watching the doggy porns ... I like all of the porns, but the doggy porn eez my best.” She pauses and slowly licks her lips, then continues. “I want to make the doggy porns ... Weeth me.”
Jenna clearly approves of the idea. “And why didn’t you do that back in the Czech Republic...? They make some really good porn over there – I’m sure you could have found someone with a dog and a camera...”
Eva smiles, a coy, sexy smile. “Weeeeell ... In Czech all wideos are made by gang men ... Criminals ... I don’t want to get weeth criminals. I want good life, but not that life. Not what they would want.”
“What kind of life would that be?” Checks our host.
“Eeef you make the porns weeth them, you make one wideo, they want you make many wideo ... Then they make you work in hotel weeeth rich mens...” She pauses, adding, “I don’t want these life ... So I go to school and I learn Eeeenglish ... I apply for diplomatic service ... Good jobs ... And I know ‘United Kingdom of Zoo’, and I think I come to Eeengland – and I can be on show. So I apply for Eengland ... Then I come here, and I apply for you. And...” She holds her arms out – as if to say ‘here I am’.
“And what is it about dogs that turns you on?” Asks Jenna.
“Weeell ... I theenk iz just because iz so dirty ... So bad.” She points at Cooper and continues, “And look at heeem ... He iz sooo sexy ... Iz so hot – I don’t know why all girl don’t vant to do thees!” A pause as she pouts. “Iz hot!”
Jenna reaches down to stroke the dog’s wide chest again, and he looks up at her, flapping his tongue out toward her face. “Well, I can certainly understand where you’re coming from ... I think he’s sexy too ... And I think it would be super-sexy, to watch him...” She looks up and over toward her sexy guest, “ ... Fucking you...”
Eva smiles, as if she’s just passed a job interview. “Thank you.”
There’s a short pause whilst Jenna rubs the dog’s head and lets the news sink into Eva ... Then our guest offers, with a hopeful tone. “I have a little apartment nearby, we can do thees right here ... We can go right now, please!”
Jenna checks her watch, as if there’s anywhere else that she’d rather go, “Yeah, I suppose we’ve got time...”
Eva gives us the biggest smile yet – not so much sultry as delighted this time – and we fade through to the living room of a small apartment. Nothing special, but very well kept.
Our guest is standing infront of an old fireplace (the space for the fire filled with an old gas heater). She’s already removed her jacket – and she’s filling out her white blouse nicely. She reaches up to the front, taking hold at the front and pausing – “Here we go...”, then pulling it open dramatically to highlight her small but beautiful chest, held in place by a sexy black lace teddy. Her boobs are the kind that look good despite not really having any great shape or size.
She peels the blouse off and throws it aside, then goes to work on the side of her skirt, unbuttoning and unzipping – then wriggling it over her hips and letting it drop at her feet. We can see the rest of her teddy now – hanging down toward brief, almost see-through panties, with suspenders reaching down to link up to black stockings ... She’s got a great, if not particular curvy, body. Slim, tight, tanned – and perfectly wrapped in wonderful black lingerie...
“You like?” She asks the crew, working their equipment and trying not to gawk too much at the pretty Eastern European. These guys have been filming attractive woman (and some not so attractive) for years, but they still stand around like school-boys during the strips – that sense of “what’s-she-like” mystery that surrounds all women and baffles all men never leaves.
She doesn’t strip any further. It’s not that she’s nervous about being naked – it’s just that she knows she looks good in this teddy and the stockings – and she wants to look her best. It’s semi-transparent so we can see just about everything anyway, so we’re not about to complain. Besides - sometimes a little mystery makes things more special!
“Where eez my pyuppy?” She asks, looking over to the side of the room, just off camera, where Jenna is waiting, crouched behind Cooper.
Jenna stands up and brings the dog over to Eva – usually she’d unleash him and send him over alone, but it’s apparent that she’d like to be as close to her guest as possible.
Eva looks at the dog, rather than at Jenna, as they approach ... Dropping down onto her haunches as they come to her – ignoring the Playboy model and focussing on the hefty dog.
She welcomes him with outstretched hands, long fingers slipping through the short hair of his shoulders and sides. Letting him move up close enough to lick at her face, then lifting her head to leave him staring at her teddy-wrapped titties...
She looks up toward Jenna, looking slightly detached from the moment, and notes, “He is a very beeeg pyuppy ... Has he done theez many times before...?”
“All the time, darling ... All the time ... He’s had more women than I have ... And I’ve had ‘a lot’...” Boasts Jenna, almost as if she’s trying to impress, or tempt, her guest.
But Eva only has eyes for the dog. She reaches down and strokes his head, moving her hand down his powerful neck and patting his back and side.
She bends down toward him, bringing her face close to his big mouth, “Guuuut boy ... You’re sooooo strong ... Sooooo beautiful ... I can’t wait to feel you beeeeeg beeeeeg cock in my pussaayy!”
As she says “pussaayy” the dog reacts by flopping his tongue out over her mouth – catching her lips, ploughing between them into her mouth, surprising her – but not making her back-off. She holds position so that he can lick her a couple more times...
Behind her, Jenna watches on appreciatively, looking down at the slim Czech’s arse as much as at the doggy kissing action.
Our guest spins around and drops down onto her knees, turning her back on the dog and leaning forward onto all-fours on the carpet.
She leans right forward, dropping her small chest toward the floor. The front of her teddy loose enough that we can see the little tits hanging inside. Once again – we’re about to watch a woman have sex with a dog, but we’re still trying to catch a sly look at her body ... Human instinct is an amazing thing – no matter how pornographic the act, we always want to see those tits!
Jenna is looking too, making sure she has a good angle to look in. Biting her lip as she watches.
Down on the floor, Eva wiggles her tight little arse, encouraging the dog – then reaches back and pulls the gusset of her lingerie across to one side, exposing inviting slim pussy lips – about as neat a pussy as you could ever hope to see ... Pushing her arse back again, pushing that twat between her slim thighs ... Looking back over her shoulder at the beast and encouraging him again, “Pleeez ... You come to me now ... Come and fak me!”
The big bulldog looks up at his mistress, then back at the whore on the floor – doesn’t wait for further instructions, this is too good to resist, and moves forward - bringing his nose right up to her pussy – sniffing and licking at the air, then making contact with those thin lips, dragging his tongue up and along them – making our Czech slut rock forward, bending her back down and sticking her arse back even further – wanting more ... She turns her face to the floor, mouth open, tongue pushing forward onto the carpet ... Licking the dirty floor as the dog licks her clean pussy.
His big tongue slides up between her pussy lips, slipping inside her body ... Not deep, but definitely inside – dragging between her sugar walls. Each sloppy, wide-tongued lick making her lick the carpet again, letting out another moan.
Jenna moves around her, watching her face as much as her pussy. She’s jealous of the dog licking that Euro-pussy, but also looks jealous of the carpet for the licking it’s getting!
Cooper raises his wide head, looking over his sexy whore, then moves forward as if to mount her, his strong chest against her little arse, then just as he’s about to rise – he backs away again to lick some more ... We can understand his dilemma – we wouldn’t know whether to eat it or fuck it either...
Then he makes his tiny mind up, pushes forward against her arse, up onto her back, his chest against the back of her lingerie, against her, wrapping his legs around her sides, paws crossing under her body, pulling himself tight against her. His weight pushing her forward against the floor, forcing the air from her body, her head turning to the side, cheek against the carpet as she lets out an “UUrrrgghhh” noise.
The American Bulldog stabs at her rear end – jerking toward her pussy with his burgeoning erection, the angled-tip poking against her pussy lips, splitting them – popping inside, then popping out ... Then shuffling forward, trying again...
We cut away to the side to watch Jenna, watching the action – her dog trying to mount this interesting new bitch ... Half gasping at the sight, offering encouragement, “Go on ... Go on ... You’ll get there...” It’s hard to tell if she’s talking to the dog or her guest.
The pep talk seems to work – the dog making another attempt to force his way in – and Eva letting out a loud gasp that indicates he’s hit his target ... Prodding between her pussy lips – feeling moist flesh around his meat, and stabbing forward hard – the cock swelling immediately, and then he’s in – sinking four inches deep ... Then five ... And then he’s off...
Both women celebrate – a loud, “Oh YES!” from Eva ... And a calmer, luxurious, “YYeeaaahhh!” from our host.
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