The United Kingdom Of Zoo (A Fake BBC Documentary Series)S11: E15: Marnie Coburn (43), From Blackburn free porn video

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We start this week’s show with a drone shot, flying over endless terraces streets of old homes. Black roofs, barely a solar panel in sight, narrow streets crowded with parked cars...

Then we cut to ground level in one of those narrow streets, seeing the cars parked on the pavement on either side, giving just enough room for another car to squeeze through. Terraced two-story houses line either side of the street, behind small walls that protect about a meter of concrete rather than a garden.

Dimple cheeked, fake-boobed, former pornstar Renae Russell, steps into frame with a handsome blue-grey Weimerana by her side ... Renae is a comic book artists idea of a woman – slim legs, a peach of an arse, an impossibly slim midriff, and bolt-on fake 36D tits so tight that they almost shine - topped off with head of long brunette hair hanging half across that pretty face of hers. She wears too much make-up and she’s virtually bursting out of her mini-dress, whilst teetering on stacked high heels ... She sweeps her hair out of her face as she begins to talk direct to camera in her squeaky Lancashire accent.

“Hello, and welcome to The United Kingdom of Zoo. I’m your host, Renae Russell ... And this is my co-host Logan. This week, we’re up in my home-town of Blackburn, up in the north-west of England, to meet a surprisingly unexperienced girl, who’s keen to expand her horizons – all the way to the United Kingdom of Zoo...”

We cut to the inside of one of the terraced houses behind Renae ... A very cluttered, lived-in living room. A woman sitting on the couch looking very nervous. Not sure if she should be looking at the camera, or at Renae and Logan who are waiting to our right. She’s carrying a little extra weight, looking a little frumpy rather than fat. Her long auburn hair is combed out straight, parted in the middle.

We get a better look at her when we cut to the close-up. Her round jaw, almost lipless smile, wide spaced eyes, freckles. She’s not attractive, nor is she ugly ... She’s simply very plain and anonymous. She introduces herself in a broad Lancashire accent (broader than Renae’s, and much deeper), stuttering a little over her words. As she speaks, we can see her teeth aren’t the best in the world, off-white, slightly twisted. “My n-name’s M-marnie ... M-marnie Coburn...” She takes a long nervous breath, then smiles again – getting herself comfortable on camera. “I’m f-f-43 years old and I’m from B-blackburn.” She looks around, off camera, as if she’s trying to decide if she still wants to do this. “And, I want to have sex with a dog.” There’s no stutter in this last statement, but it is followed by a relieved smile.

We cut to Renae, sitting opposite her guest, with Logan at her feet. She strokes his head and rubs under his chin as she conducts her interview, nodding and smiling along as Marnie replies.

“I-I’ve always had a p-problem wi’ connectin’ wi’ p-people ... I-I f-find it d-difficult t-to m-make f-friends. P-people c-can be c-c-c-ruel...” She pauses, taking a breath and gathering herself. “S-sorry I g-get a b-bit n-n-nerbvous around s-s-sssstrangers...” Another breath, a slightly embarrassed look.

Renae calms her, her squeaky accent clear and full of fun, sounding completely at odds with the nervous northern stutter... “Don’t worry about that, sweetie ... This is all about being relaxed and having lots of lovely lusty fun...” Her dimpled smile - friendly and relaxing - appears to be having a calming effect on her guest.

We wait a moment whilst Marnie collects herself, then continues. “I’ve been d-diagnosed with Asperger’s, sssso it’s ssssometimes hard for me to be,” she holds up fingers to signal air-quotes, “ ‘normal’ ... When I meet ssssomeone I like, like, I just ssstart talkin’, and I d-don’t ssstop ... So I’ve n-neveerrrrr ‘ad a b-boyfriend, like.”

“No one special...?” Checks Renae.

“N-no one at all ... I’ve never even b-been kissssed...” She looks embarrassed about this. Then makes it an even bigger deal – emphasising, “Fffforty-three year old and I’ve never b-been kissssed.”

“So...” We can almost see the cogs turning behind Renae’s big brown eyes, “ ... You’re still a virgin?”

It’s hard to imagine that a woman could get through to 43 without having sex. Marnie isn’t unattractive, she’s not in any way repulsive, plain - yes, but not ugly. Her body could be tighter, she could do something better with her hair ... But again, not horrible enough to actually scare men off.

Marnie looks almost as amused as embarrassed. “Yeaah ... Sssssad isn’t it...?” She smiles. “I’ve given up on m-m-men ... B-but I like animals. I’ve always liked animals ... Dogs, and horses, and donkeys ... And pigs ... I like them all...”

Renae, “Oooohhh ... Yeah ... And now you want to have sex with one?”

“Yeah...” She hum-giggles a bit, an excited noise. “I want to give my virginity to a doggy ... A big doggy!”

Renae leans in, “You know, since you started talking about animals, you’ve stopped stuttering. I think they really calm you down.”

“Yeah...” Confirms Marnie. “I love ‘em. I really love ‘em. They don’t scare me, or make me nervous ... That’s why I’m here today...” She smiles again, showing off her bad teeth again.

We pan over to Renae and close-in as she looks into the camera with that bright white smile, leaning forward to show off her cleavage as she completes her show intro, “Alright then ... My guest is clearly ready, so it’s time to let our star at her – and let this lovely lady open the door to a land of acceptance and joy...”

We cut to a few minutes later, with Marnie standing by her couch – now stripped down to a little black semi-transparent negligee that shows off her soft body and might look sexy on a tighter figure. She has the body of an older woman. Naked, she doesn’t appear to be carrying too much fat, but she’s got virtually no muscle tone to her. Her boobs droop a little, her belly is rounded, her hips wide. The negligee splits at the front giving us a clear view of her dark bushy pussy.

She’s standing awkwardly, moving a little from side-to-side, with an uncomfortable looking smile, as she waits for her co-star to arrive...

We cut to the door to watch as Logan enters – the big Wiemeraner bounding into the room and making a bee-line toward our guest...

Marnie flinches a little as the big animal rushes over, rears up and places his front paws on her shoulders. He’s almost as tall as her, and she’s clearly a little daunted – leaning back but taking his weight- her head back as far as she can lean it from his big mouth ... She puts her hands out and begins to stroke/pat/hold him from his head, down his neck, spine and flanks as he leans on her.

His mouth is almost level with hers, and she’s looking into his eyes – lost for a moment...

“Oh, he’s HhhhhhhUuuuuGE!” She comments, “And so heavy!”

She relaxes her neck a little, letting her face move back toward him ... And he immediately licks at her – dragging his wide, soft tongue over her mouth, leaving a wet trail behind. She looks stunned – shocked, then a little amused ... Then as he moves to lick her again, she opens her mouth and lets his tongue slop into her mouth this time. A couple of licks – angling her chin forward and closing her eyes, her tongue out to meet the dog ... And then pushing him away and straightening up to catch her breath – letting out a little giggle of amazement.

“Your first kiss...” Comments Renae, giving her a clap. Marnie looks over the dog to our little brunette slut and gives her an extra wide smile, clearly happy with her first kiss.

She quickly drops to her knees infront of Logan, leaning forward onto hands and knees and turning to face him rather than to offer him her rear end. As she turns away from us, we get a very clear shot of her wrinkled pink pussy lips. Wet and welcoming. She’s about as ready to fuck a dog as any woman has ever been. This bitch is keen.

She crawls after him as he walks around, turning around to make sure he can’t get behind her ... A playful bitch! She’s watched a ton of dog-porn and she wants to make sure he’s really ready to fuck before they get started.

He tries to get behind her a couple of times, but she turns away from him, delaying the moment ... Then he changes tactics and moves in toward her face.

She’s smiling as she opens her mouth and sticks her tongue out – offering it up for him to lick again ... And he does ... His big tongue meeting hers in a very sloppy moment. Flapping over her nose, cheek, and jaw at the same time, splatting his hot saliva all over her face ... She giggles but keeps her tongue out for the second and third strokes ... She likes this!

Angling her body down so that her head is lower than his, her arse up in the air, the negligee slipping up her back - and then tipping her head up again, chin out, so that he can lick down at her – letting him take control – a few extra tongue strokes deep into her mouth ... Which she hold open as she tries to suppress gags, coughs and laughter – all the time trying to keep a straight face ... She REALLY likes this!

He steps away, wagging his tail stub and heads around behind her again to see if he can find that pussy ... As he moves away, we see her waiting with her mouth open and eyes closed, waiting for another ‘kiss’ ... Still lost in the moment, like a girl in love...

She only realises he’s moved on when his cold, wet nose touches the cleft of her arse-cheeks ... And she instinctively rocks forward onto her hands, bending her arms as she raises her arse for him. “OOoooohhhh!”

She reaches back with one hand and grabs a butt-cheek, spreading it away from the other, opening up her arse-crack and exposing both arsehole and pussy ... Letting the big dog lick at her most private spots ... And lick he does ... Big, warm tongue slipping and sliding right up her crack – from pussy to arsehole, pussy to arsehole, pussy to arsehole – over and over...

And she moans, “OOooooohhh myyyyyy Gaaaawwwd!” as she experiences a tongue on her parts for the first time in her life ... And it’s such a huge, warm, wet tongue too!

She pushes her arse backwards toward him, pulling her butt-cheeks wider from the other – giving him everything ... And he continues licking – a hungry, hungry beast, keen to lick her until all the flavour has gone. We get a perfect close-up angle of his big tongue as it slides up the groove of her rear end...

Then he drops down lower to the floor, his front paws forward, his barrel chest on the floor, so he can angle his head and lick up to her cunt – working more on that than her arsehole.

We cut to a close-up of the incredulous look on her face ... Her breathing laboured, and making little whimpering noises that confirm she’s having fun ... She never imagined that anything could feel this good ... She’s close to heaven and he hasn’t even started fucking her yet!

She leans further forward, the loose negligee bunching up under her arms as it uncovers her back ... She puts her weight onto her forehead and stares right at the floor, bringing her other hand down to her other arse-cheek, spreading her cheeks and thighs even wider, giving the dog complete access with his magical tongue ... Then, as she realises that he’s altered his angle has now got easy access to her pussy without her arse being spread, she brings her hands back down under her body to squeeze and rub her boobs, now hanging free of the negligee.

“Oh Go-oo-ooodd!” She moans, her face to the floor, hair hanging down and hiding it – as the dog continues to lick her ... She’s shaking, losing control ... Turning her head to the side so that her weight is supported on her temple, ear and shoulder, her head over at an angle. “Ooooohhhh ... Oooohhhhhh ... OOoohhhhhh!” She moans over and over ... Pleasure building inside...

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Series 4, Episode 19: Belinda We see that familiar opening sequence – various scenes of UK life, taken from the introductions to previous episodes – a field, a beach, a pub, a motorway ... And then we’re looking at something new... We’re in an unimpressive residential area. Lots of orange/brown two story terraced houses that probably looked very modern and sharp in the early 80s, but now just look boring. An occasional resident walks along the street alone, a couple of cars pass by –...

3 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess6e5 Julia Green 56

We fade in on high street – plenty of people around, obviously not during the Coronavirus lockdown. The camera swings around to face a bank, then moves in through the doors – past a member of staff on the front desk who waves at whoever is holding the camera (clearly knowing them) ... The camera moves past a line of customers and up to one of the cash windows ... The clerk behind the window looks up... She’s middle-aged, with a tired, almost ‘loose’ looking face – one of those big mouths...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e20 Tina

We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re looking at a built-up inner-city street – big shop windows and hundreds of people walking by ... Then we’re looking at a crowded sandy beach – kids building sandcastles, parents sunbathing ... Then we’re looking at a big boat crossing over a river – tourists leaning over the sides, taking pictures... Now we’re looking at a sandy beach on a perfect summer’s day – small waves rolling...

1 year ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e7 Siobhan

Series 4, Episode 7: SIOBHAN We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re looking at a grim street of residential blocks – skinny kids running around as exhausted looking single mothers carry the shopping home ... Then we’re looking down at a crowded street market – barrows selling everything from fresh fruit and veg, to handmade jewelry and knock-off designer handbags. Now we’re in the middle of a busy food-court - restaurants...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e1 Sammy Murty

We open with an image of the United Kingdom – from high, high up ... The whole country in one shot. Then a very cartoonish, top heavy pouting caricature of our beloved Charley appears, floating in the sky with us like a perverted version of Supergirl ... She smiles at us, then waves and turns and falls toward the country at super-sonic speed, dropping to sea level over the Severn Estuary, between Wales (with a cartoonish huge flag waving on the coast, and the south-west coast of England, with...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e10 Alison Latham

Series 5, Episode 10: Alison Latham (47) – Wolverhampton We open with our familiar high image of the United Kingdom – from high up in orbit ... The whole country in one shot. Then our very cartoonish, top heavy and slutty caricature of Charley appears infront of us ... She points down toward the UK below and says, “Hey look ... It’s the United Kingdom of Zoo ... Let’s look closer and see what we can see...” Then she waves for us to follow her, turns and skydives toward the country below at...

4 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess6e7 Effat Hassan 41

Footage through a car window, looking out at a twilight sky and a virtually empty motorway ahead ... There’s a car in the distance ahead of us, an occasional car or truck coming the other way, passing us at speed, nothing like you’d expect from a busy rush hour motorway. Then we’re looking down at the driver from a high angle, corner mounted GoPro. The driver, as you’d expect, is the cleavage heavy, filthy looking pornstar-esque Charley Ozvik, the face of the British bestiality business, and...

1 year ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e3 Rebecca

“The United Kingdom of Zoo” Series 5, Episode 3: Rebecca We open with a shot of the United Kingdom – from space ... Pause for a moment – then a very cartoonish, top heavy pouting caricature of our beloved Charley appears, floating in the sky with us like a twisted version of the old “Bewitched’ tv titles ... She smiles at us, then waves and turns and falls toward the country at super-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth orbit to sea level over the English Channel, off the south coast, in...

1 year ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e7 Asha

Series 5, Episode 7: Asha Goyal We open with our familiar high image of the United Kingdom – from high up in orbit ... The whole country in one shot. Then a very cartoonish, top heavy pouting caricature of our host, Charley, appears infront of us ... She points down toward the UK below and says, “Hey look ... It’s the United Kingdom of Zoo ... Let’s look closer and see what we can see...” She giggles, then turns and dives toward the country at super-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth...

1 year ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess10e01 Anita Vernon 25 from Bury

As part of our commitment to social distancing and the safety of our great nation, this season of the “United Kingdom of Zoo” has been filmed almost entirely with remote cameras. We wish to thank the many lovely ladies who have travelled to see us at our Manchester studios, and hope they all enjoyed fulfilling their fantasies as much as we enjoyed watching... We fade in on a dark set. A spotlight illuminates a single bed – steel-frame, mattress, no bedclothes or pillows. We had a scour a...

4 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess8e15 Lynn Roche 51

Series 8 Episode 15: Lynn Roche (51), from Isle of Wight. We’re on the sunny sea-front of a traditional looking British sea-side town. Small apartment blocks sit on one-side of the road, looking out over the sea. The building infront of us is three levels above an open parking garage. Each level with its own balcony. An attractive figure approaches, walking out from the shadows of the garage and into the bright sunlight, with a large black dog by her side. She’s dressed for the sunshine –...

1 year ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess3e10 Stacy 44 hairdresser from London

Series 3, Episode 10: Stacy On one side of the street a row of pre-War three-story buildings – shopfront downstairs, residential apartment/flats above. On the other side of the street, modern four/five level office buildings, and an old train station with a sign outside that reads, “Welcome to Enfield Chase”. We’re in North London to meet our next subject, and she’s a subject who’s worth meeting. Back to those shopfronts – one in particular – Hair By Hottinger. A modest hair and beauty...

1 year ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess6e11 Janine Saunders 18

Series 6, Episode 11 – Janine Saunders (18), from Birmingham We fade in on a nice townhouse in a nice neighbourhood – then we cut to inside the house and see our hostess – Charley – sitting at her desk, a large computer editing suite laid out infront of her (big computer, multiple screens, etc.) She appears to be editing an episode of ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’ as we watch, although there’s nothing sexual on screen at the moment, just a young couple walking a large Alsatian. Charley turns...

4 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e2 Victoria Bravia 20

We open with our beautiful animated shot of the United Kingdom – from space ... Then our cartoon, top heavy tattooed version of Charley appears, floating in the sky with us, winking and smiling - then waving for us to follow her as she turns and falls toward the country at hyper-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth orbit toward the northern part of England, all the way down to a large old city of Sheffield right in the middle, in just a few seconds. Our animated Charley leads us all the...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess9e16 Sienna Triosi 24 married showoff

Series 9, Episode 16: Sienna Triosi (24), from Ipswich We open with a shot of a very boring, street two-up two-down terraced houses. Small paved front yards provide off street parking for a couple of small cars each. And then, walking up the street toward us – the chunky figure of our favourite Cockney wideboy, Dennis, and beside him the sleek, narrow figure of his mean looking, hard-loving, but ultimately very well-behaved Doberman, Casanova. We track backwards as he walks – keeping him...

3 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess6e15 Em Smith 37

from Newcastle We fade in on the familiar frontage of Charley’s stylish townhouse – then we cut to inside, right to Charley’s home office, and find her once again sitting at her editing suite. She’s not doing much editing though – she has her back to us, both feet up against the front of her desk, her legs spread wide, and she appears to be working her pussy (we can’t actually see what she’s doing) as she watches her screen... On screen, partially obscured by Charley’s shoulder we can see...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS12E19 Emma Withe 54 from Oakham

We fade in in the middle of a quiet street, in the low-rise central area of a small midlands town, with one and two story buildings around us. To one side, a long flat warehouse/factory type unit, stocking and fitting tyres for local drivers, to the other, the town’s train station. Looking like a traditional old station, but rebuilt fairly recently. There’s a small car park between us and the station, and it’s almost full. We watch as a car drives down the road toward us, then turns into the...

3 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e13 Colette

Series 4, Episode 13: COLETTE We see that familiar opening sequence – various scenes of UK life, taken from the introductions to previous episodes – a field, a beach, a pub, a motorway ... And then we’re looking at something new... This time our drone camera is floating over a road in a nice suburb on a beautiful sunny day. High stone/brick walls separate nice houses from the pavement. Not too many cars driving by. We’re following a middle-aged woman as she jogs ... Well, it’s more of a...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e4 Melina

We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re looking at a build-up inner city street – big shop windows and hundreds of people walking by ... Then we’re looking at a big boat crossing over a river – tourists leaning over the sides, taking pictures ... And finally we’re floating over the dull terraced houses and occasional grim tower-block of a northern English city. Over allotments, over a slow-moving river, dropping down toward a...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess8e16 Lily Parkinson 32

Series 8, Episode 16: Lily Parkinson (32), from Chester We pan over a couple of large wooden animal shapes – a rhino and a giraffe - open on a large sign that reads “Chester Zoo”, then pan down to the main gates, watching as an excited family enters the facility. A mini-montage shows us some of the animals – large lizards, chimpanzees, elephants, lions, and finally a pair of dingos ... Pausing on the final animals as one suddenly mounts the other and starts fucking her ... We cut to a...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS13E17 Eva Ahn 33 from Motherwell

We start this week’s show with an establishing shot of a bright and classy business park – 2 and 3 level buildings with red and white facias, large black windows, small car parks... The car parks are mostly empty as we pan from one building to the next, and we realize that the sun is dropping in the background – it’s an evening shoot, and all of the workers have gone home for the day... We end our pan looking at the one building with cars/vans in the carpark. And then our host steps into...

4 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess12e07 Cora Toney 25 from Newcastle

We start this week’s show with establishing shots of a large allotment on a sunny day – lots of small gardens sectioned off from one another, middle aged men avoiding their families – growing flowers, vegetables, or just hiding in garden sheds – and then we’re looking at a large blue-grey Weimaraner ... Watching for a moment as he sniffs around the corner of a garden shed, then turns, cocks his leg, and pisses on it... And then, stepping out from behind the shed, catching a little of that...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS12 E20 Eva Straskova 30 from Notting Hill London

We start this week’s show with an establishing shot of a large, grey, concrete and glass building. Seven storeys high, each as boring and square as the last. If it wasn’t for the row of green trees planted in the wide pavement out front there wouldn’t be any colour here at all. We move toward the building and note that the ground floor windows are mirrored glass – briefly casting a reflection of our camera crew – as we approach a pair of glass double-doors. Stencilled on the glass, a very...

1 year ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e5 Andrea

Series 5, Episode 5: Andrea Fereday (29) – Uxbridge We open with our beautiful animation of the United Kingdom – from space... Our cartoonish, top heavy image of Charley appears, floating infront of us, smiling and giggling, then waves for us to follow her ... Turns and dives toward the country at hyper-sonic speed – and we follow - dropping from a low-Earth orbit – heading toward the south, toward London, then veering westward as we hurtle toward the ground ... Reaching ground level in...

4 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS14E01 Adrienne Huntington 42 from Swanage

We open this week’s show, as usual, with an establishing shot of the seafront of a small seaside town. Shops and shoppers, deserted ice-cream stands, a beach filled with yellow sand but virtually no holiday makers, and a very choppy bay stretching out in the distance, with land on one side and a pier on the other. We can hear the unmistakable blustering sound of wind blowing in off the sea ... We’re clearly at a seaside resort in the middle of winter. A big caption appears, filling almost...

1 year ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess8e18 Sylvia Distin 55 from Chelmsford

We’re cruising along a wide and quiet suburban street. Green lawns stretch back from the pavement to the nice semi-detached homes. There’s a slim woman walking a large dog along the side of the road, and we pan around to look at her as we pass – it’s no-one we know, but we kind of wish we did! Then we’re looking forward again – seeing an intersection infront of us ... Then pulling up, looking out of the side window right at a single story, flat-roofed building. A sign outside reads,...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e8 Patricia

Series 5, Episode 8: Patricia Grant (41) – Dagenham We open with our familiar high image of the United Kingdom – from high up in orbit ... The whole of the British Isles in one shot. Then our top-heavy cartoon character version of Charley, our host, appears infront of us ... She points down toward the landmass below and says, “Hey look ... It’s the United Kingdom of Zoo ... Let’s look closer and see what we can see...” She giggles, then waves and turns and falls toward the country at...

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