The United Kingdom Of Zoo (A Fake BBC Documentary Series)s12e07: Cora Toney (25), From Newcastle free porn video

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We start this week’s show with establishing shots of a large allotment on a sunny day – lots of small gardens sectioned off from one another, middle aged men avoiding their families – growing flowers, vegetables, or just hiding in garden sheds – and then we’re looking at a large blue-grey Weimaraner ... Watching for a moment as he sniffs around the corner of a garden shed, then turns, cocks his leg, and pisses on it...

And then, stepping out from behind the shed, catching a little of that spray of that dog-piss on the shins of her shapely legs, we see a mini-skirt wearing, tightly packed, brunette haired sexpot with familiar dimples ... Her big, fake tits barely moving inside a white ‘UK of Zoo’ T-shirt, nipples poking out in the cool air. We recognize her before we even get to her face - it’s our former pornstar hostess ... The Blackburn beast-lover...

“Hello, and welcome to United Kingdom of Zoo, with your hosts...” She points at herself, “Renae Russell...”, then points down at the still-pissing dog, “ ... and Logan ... And this week, we’re back in the naughty-north-east, to sample the delights of a Geordie Whore!”

As she walks, Logan stops pissing, and looks up at her as he follows, sniffing at the ground and at her foot (recognizing his own scent there). She adds... “And here comes the delights we’re here to sample...”

We cut to see another woman approaching ... She’s wearing a summer dress that is so thin that it barely hides anything – giving a clear indication that she’s in good shape – tall and slim, with a full bust (and no signs of a bra). She walks along a path between various allotments as if she’s out for a casual stroll, flicking her long brunette hair out of her face and doing her best to look like she doesn’t have a care in the world. However, when she looks toward our camera pointed right at her, she can’t help but crack a big, white-toothed smile.

We hear her introducing herself in a loud and confident voice-over, her Geordie accent strong, but not overwhelming, “My name is Cora Toney, I’m 25, and I’m a systems analyst from Newcastle!”

We cut to her arriving at the shed and being greeted by a very friendly Logan. He jumps up at her, and she reacts by reaching out with both hands and catching his front paws with relative ease – she’s a strong girl...

We can see Renae smiling in the background as our guest ‘dances’ with our beast of the week for a couple of seconds, even leaning forward to let him sniff at, and quickly lick, her face ... Then releases his paws and lets him drop back to the ground. He seems very happy, and circles around her legs. We can understand his happiness – she’s a good-looking girl.

Now standing infront of our host, we can see that Cora is quite statuesque, standing a good six inches above our host (and that’s with Renae wearing heels), and broad through the shoulders and hips. Everything is nicely is proportioned, and she’s quite slim, but definitely a ‘big girl’.

“Well, you are an impressive figure...” Notes Renae, with a look on her face that suggests she wouldn’t mind being dominated by this week’s subject. “ ... Would you like to tell us why you’re here...?”

Cora delivers her brief ‘excuse’ monologue to Renae, with our host nodding throughout as if she cares what her guest has to say. Meanwhile our cameras do their best to show off both women’s cleavage and tight figures. Even though we know that we’re going to see her naked, and fucking a dog, we’re still happy to titillate the viewer with a few nice eye-candy shows early on.

She’s just as confident talking on camera as she was with her voice-over intro. “When I was a little girl, I could never sleep, and I’d sometimes get out of bed to go and watch tv from the living room doorway ... My parents couldn’t see me when I was there, so I’d just watch quietly. Whenever my mam was out with friends, my dad would wait until I was tucked up and then put on his dogsex videos. He didn’t think anyone knew about them – I’m pretty sure mam didn’t ... But I’d be in the doorway watching them, and watching him masturbating to them...”

Beside her, Renae is half giggling as she nods, enjoying the idea of this girl’s father being caught in the act.

Cora continues, “I didn’t know that was strange, I just thought it was what daddies did. To be quite frank, the videos did nothing for me – and seeing dad do that wasn’t any kind of turn-on – but I began to associate that with dad being happy, and having fun ... So when UK of Zoo started on tv I would watch it and imagine him masturbating to it ... Even though we were miles apart, it made me feel close to him ... Again, I wasn’t turned on thinking about him having a wank – it was just I associated it with him being happy ... And I could imagine how much he would love the show ... After a few weeks I started playing with myself whilst watching the show, and it made me feel even closer to him – I know this sounds very strange ... But it’s not, not really ... I’ve got no sexual interest in my dad, I don’t want to see him do that again now that I know what he was doing, but doing it myself, and thinking he’s doing the same thing, has just become the most comforting and arousing thing in my life ... I know that’s weird ... But, I want to take it one step further, and enjoy having the dogsex that he enjoys watching so much...”

Renae can’t resist asking, “And do you think he’ll masturbate watching you on the show?”

Cora pauses, thinking about her answer. “That’s a strange thought ... I don’t know ... I think that part of me actually hopes that he does ... You know, that he sees why I’m doing it, that it’s a shared passion ... And part of me, obviously, would be a little disgusted by it if he did ... But ... Well ... I’m about to have sex with this magnificent beast, so I can’t really complain whatever my dad does to himself while I do it ... I’d be a bit of a hypocrite if I accused him of being a pervert, wouldn’t I?” She laughs a little, slightly nervous but clearly amused.

“You certainly would be...” Renae nods and smiles, then continues, “And where are we today?”

Cora points at the shed, “Well, this is dad’s allotment, and this is his shed ... I can’t do ‘this’ at their home, they might try to stop me...” She laughs again, then continues, “But there’s nothing they can do here ... So here we are.” She shrugs.

At this point Logan returns from another circle of the allotment, padding right up to Cora and sticking his wide snout up her skirt toward her cunt – she jumps back, laughing, pushing her hands down to block him out of instinct rather than a desire to avoid him...

Renae gives a fake tv laugh, then notes (to camera as much as to Cora), “I think Logan’s keen to get started – so let’s get started...”

We cut to a shot of Cora peeling the summer dress up and over her head, the shed providing minimal cover between us and the rest of the allotments, and the various old gardeners who are doing their best to ignore our activities.

Whilst the dress wasn’t hiding much, now that it’s off and she’s down to her panties, we can see that she’s got a solid body. She’s the kind of girl who lives an active life, goes to the gym, but also likes a good feed – so the belly isn’t quite flat, but there’s certainly no rolls of flab. The boobs (bra-less as expected) are impressive, a good D-cup, sagging slightly due to gravity rather than age. No tan-lines, tattoos or piercings, just smooth, pale flesh.

She bends forward again, keeping her legs together, and straight, as she says ‘Hello’ to Logan again, stroking his head and neck, fussing over him and making him feel special. All of which riles him up, getting him jumpy, excited, and almost immediately, noticeably, erect ... The tip of his doggy-cock already poking out of his grey-haired sheath.

Cora smirks, amused by the combination of his energetic behaviour and his clear excitement – pointing toward his belly as he circles again, and laughing as she notes that... “I can see the tip of his willy!”

“You see that little willy?” Teases Renae – eliciting a nod from her guest. “That’s going to get much bigger ... And...” She pauses for dramatic impact, Cora waiting – mouth open in mid-laugh, waiting ... Our host finishes, “He’s going to stick it ... Right ... In ... Your ... Cunt!”

“Oohhh, I know ... I can’t wait...!” She sighs, turning her face toward the camera so we can how happy/excited the idea makes her ... Very!

She moves over to him, bending forward from the waist, bending right forward to get down to the level of his face – she seems very flexible... “Well ... Before I let you do that ... How about another little kiss for Cora?”

She brings her hands up to his face, one of them under his chin and tips his nose up toward her mouth – leaning forward and placing her open lips, a round ‘o’ shape right infront of his snout – letting him lick up at her, his tongue snaking in and out of her mouth...

Barely suppressing a smile, she pushes her tongue out to meet his, encouraging him to land more licks on and between her lips. She licks her lips as much as she licks his tongue...

She begins to push him down and away, straightening up to take her face out of his reach ... Looking over toward Renae and checking, “Are we going to move into me dad’s shed?”

Renae smiles and shakes head head, noting that, “No ... You and Logan might fit in there, but we wouldn’t be able to see anything – and we’re all here to let the country watch...” She laughs.

Cora joins her in the laugh, “Aye ... I suppose so, like...” She looks around. “Outside it is, then! Ha ha!” She laughs.

She tries to drop to the dirty pathway between her father’s wooden shed and a row of carrot plants – and Logan immediately makes a move to mount her, pushing her forward ... Down on her knees and hands, but pulling her arse away from him, pushing one leg back the ways she’s seen girls do on videos – blocking him whilst she gets ready...

She shuffles around, making sure she’s comfortable as he continues to try and mount her – reaching back with one hand to push him away to the sides – making sure he doesn’t get into position until she’s ready ... Dropping her chest lower, onto one elbow, with her forearm across under her chest, her tits resting against each other and her bicep – her other arm still back buying her time ... It doesn’t take her long to get into position, but it feels longer to us watching, and it must be an eternity to the horny beast ... He switches tactics, backing off from the attempted mount, and dropping back to sniff, then lick at her pussy...

In the background we can see Renae moving around, looking for a better angle to see the action.

Cora takes a sharp breath, a little shocked as the dog’s warm tongue slops between her thighs. Then smiling broadly as she gets used to the beautiful sensation. All wet and smooth ... And such long strokes.

Logan changes his angle, dropping his shoulders a little, angling his back down and lifting his head so that he’s licking up into her snatch ... His tongue working her pussy, sliding between the lips, inside, over and over. Loving the taste of this Geordie whore.

She raises her head, turning to look over at our camera, then to look back at the dog – raising one hand and reaching back to put it on the top of the dog’s head ... Sighing/moaning, “Gooooood booooooooyy!”

We cut to a wider angle so we can see the whole picture – statuesque young lady on her knees and one elbow, with the Weimaraner behind her, licking her big pussy.

“Oohh Go-oh-oh-d...” She gasps, not trying to hide the joy she’s feeling... “Ooooohh ffffuuuuccckkk...” The glee on her face clear. “OOhh myyy Ggooddd ... I caaaan’t beleeeeeeev this ... OOoohhhh...”

She’s tensing up, shaking a little, her mouth opening and her eyes widening, the smile growing... “I’mm ... Cuummmm ... Iiiinnnnnng ... Oh God ... Oh Gooddd ... Heee’’’sssssss...” She can’t even finish her statement. The dog licking her to her orgasm, then taking her all the way through it – intense sensations racing through her body, her pussy on fire, her chest about to explode ... Struggling to breath, gasping ... And then falling forward against her chest, pushing her arse higher, giving the dog more to lick – but he doesn’t lick it ... The angle is too tempting for him now...

He lifts his head and pushes forward over her behind whilst she still shivering, pushing his chest over her arse and onto her back – the angle of her arse in the air and the steep slope of her back meaning that the curve on his ribs and belly fit almost perfectly to the base of her spine and her backside ... He wraps his paws around her middle, putting his weight on her, then pulls tighter...

It’s an intense moment for our guest – still experiencing the afterglow of her first doggy delivered orgasm, she’s now wrapped up under him, about to be fucked – and her pussy is still on fire...

He starts to hump at her behind, little bursts here and there as he looks for the cool of her cunt ... The tip of his hardening cock slapping up against her pussy lips – prodding and poking them...

She’s blowing her cheeks out, leaning against her chest and the side of her face as the bashing of the cock and the grip of the dog continues to spur her on – clearly on edge, pushing her pussy back at him, angling her hips, waiting for the magic moment...

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from Tottenham, London. We fade in on our hostess, Charley. She’s skirting that territory between sexy and strange. With her heavily botoxed face, obviously fake bolt-on boobs, and all those tattoos on her chest, her legs, her arms ... All wrapped up in too-small clothes, showing off as much flesh as possible – mini-skirt, sleeveless low-cut top. She’s strange, but she’s ours... We’re on a wide grey street, black fences on either side, nothing beyond them on one side, a blue storage...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e19 Belinda

Series 4, Episode 19: Belinda We see that familiar opening sequence – various scenes of UK life, taken from the introductions to previous episodes – a field, a beach, a pub, a motorway ... And then we’re looking at something new... We’re in an unimpressive residential area. Lots of orange/brown two story terraced houses that probably looked very modern and sharp in the early 80s, but now just look boring. An occasional resident walks along the street alone, a couple of cars pass by –...

4 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess6e5 Julia Green 56

We fade in on high street – plenty of people around, obviously not during the Coronavirus lockdown. The camera swings around to face a bank, then moves in through the doors – past a member of staff on the front desk who waves at whoever is holding the camera (clearly knowing them) ... The camera moves past a line of customers and up to one of the cash windows ... The clerk behind the window looks up... She’s middle-aged, with a tired, almost ‘loose’ looking face – one of those big mouths...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e20 Tina

We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re looking at a built-up inner-city street – big shop windows and hundreds of people walking by ... Then we’re looking at a crowded sandy beach – kids building sandcastles, parents sunbathing ... Then we’re looking at a big boat crossing over a river – tourists leaning over the sides, taking pictures... Now we’re looking at a sandy beach on a perfect summer’s day – small waves rolling...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e7 Siobhan

Series 4, Episode 7: SIOBHAN We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re looking at a grim street of residential blocks – skinny kids running around as exhausted looking single mothers carry the shopping home ... Then we’re looking down at a crowded street market – barrows selling everything from fresh fruit and veg, to handmade jewelry and knock-off designer handbags. Now we’re in the middle of a busy food-court - restaurants...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e1 Sammy Murty

We open with an image of the United Kingdom – from high, high up ... The whole country in one shot. Then a very cartoonish, top heavy pouting caricature of our beloved Charley appears, floating in the sky with us like a perverted version of Supergirl ... She smiles at us, then waves and turns and falls toward the country at super-sonic speed, dropping to sea level over the Severn Estuary, between Wales (with a cartoonish huge flag waving on the coast, and the south-west coast of England, with...

3 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e10 Alison Latham

Series 5, Episode 10: Alison Latham (47) – Wolverhampton We open with our familiar high image of the United Kingdom – from high up in orbit ... The whole country in one shot. Then our very cartoonish, top heavy and slutty caricature of Charley appears infront of us ... She points down toward the UK below and says, “Hey look ... It’s the United Kingdom of Zoo ... Let’s look closer and see what we can see...” Then she waves for us to follow her, turns and skydives toward the country below at...

4 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess6e7 Effat Hassan 41

Footage through a car window, looking out at a twilight sky and a virtually empty motorway ahead ... There’s a car in the distance ahead of us, an occasional car or truck coming the other way, passing us at speed, nothing like you’d expect from a busy rush hour motorway. Then we’re looking down at the driver from a high angle, corner mounted GoPro. The driver, as you’d expect, is the cleavage heavy, filthy looking pornstar-esque Charley Ozvik, the face of the British bestiality business, and...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e3 Rebecca

“The United Kingdom of Zoo” Series 5, Episode 3: Rebecca We open with a shot of the United Kingdom – from space ... Pause for a moment – then a very cartoonish, top heavy pouting caricature of our beloved Charley appears, floating in the sky with us like a twisted version of the old “Bewitched’ tv titles ... She smiles at us, then waves and turns and falls toward the country at super-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth orbit to sea level over the English Channel, off the south coast, in...

1 year ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e7 Asha

Series 5, Episode 7: Asha Goyal We open with our familiar high image of the United Kingdom – from high up in orbit ... The whole country in one shot. Then a very cartoonish, top heavy pouting caricature of our host, Charley, appears infront of us ... She points down toward the UK below and says, “Hey look ... It’s the United Kingdom of Zoo ... Let’s look closer and see what we can see...” She giggles, then turns and dives toward the country at super-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess10e01 Anita Vernon 25 from Bury

As part of our commitment to social distancing and the safety of our great nation, this season of the “United Kingdom of Zoo” has been filmed almost entirely with remote cameras. We wish to thank the many lovely ladies who have travelled to see us at our Manchester studios, and hope they all enjoyed fulfilling their fantasies as much as we enjoyed watching... We fade in on a dark set. A spotlight illuminates a single bed – steel-frame, mattress, no bedclothes or pillows. We had a scour a...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess3e10 Stacy 44 hairdresser from London

Series 3, Episode 10: Stacy On one side of the street a row of pre-War three-story buildings – shopfront downstairs, residential apartment/flats above. On the other side of the street, modern four/five level office buildings, and an old train station with a sign outside that reads, “Welcome to Enfield Chase”. We’re in North London to meet our next subject, and she’s a subject who’s worth meeting. Back to those shopfronts – one in particular – Hair By Hottinger. A modest hair and beauty...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess6e11 Janine Saunders 18

Series 6, Episode 11 – Janine Saunders (18), from Birmingham We fade in on a nice townhouse in a nice neighbourhood – then we cut to inside the house and see our hostess – Charley – sitting at her desk, a large computer editing suite laid out infront of her (big computer, multiple screens, etc.) She appears to be editing an episode of ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’ as we watch, although there’s nothing sexual on screen at the moment, just a young couple walking a large Alsatian. Charley turns...

4 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e2 Victoria Bravia 20

We open with our beautiful animated shot of the United Kingdom – from space ... Then our cartoon, top heavy tattooed version of Charley appears, floating in the sky with us, winking and smiling - then waving for us to follow her as she turns and falls toward the country at hyper-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth orbit toward the northern part of England, all the way down to a large old city of Sheffield right in the middle, in just a few seconds. Our animated Charley leads us all the...

3 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess9e16 Sienna Triosi 24 married showoff

Series 9, Episode 16: Sienna Triosi (24), from Ipswich We open with a shot of a very boring, street two-up two-down terraced houses. Small paved front yards provide off street parking for a couple of small cars each. And then, walking up the street toward us – the chunky figure of our favourite Cockney wideboy, Dennis, and beside him the sleek, narrow figure of his mean looking, hard-loving, but ultimately very well-behaved Doberman, Casanova. We track backwards as he walks – keeping him...

3 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS12E19 Emma Withe 54 from Oakham

We fade in in the middle of a quiet street, in the low-rise central area of a small midlands town, with one and two story buildings around us. To one side, a long flat warehouse/factory type unit, stocking and fitting tyres for local drivers, to the other, the town’s train station. Looking like a traditional old station, but rebuilt fairly recently. There’s a small car park between us and the station, and it’s almost full. We watch as a car drives down the road toward us, then turns into the...

4 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e13 Colette

Series 4, Episode 13: COLETTE We see that familiar opening sequence – various scenes of UK life, taken from the introductions to previous episodes – a field, a beach, a pub, a motorway ... And then we’re looking at something new... This time our drone camera is floating over a road in a nice suburb on a beautiful sunny day. High stone/brick walls separate nice houses from the pavement. Not too many cars driving by. We’re following a middle-aged woman as she jogs ... Well, it’s more of a...

3 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e4 Melina

We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re looking at a build-up inner city street – big shop windows and hundreds of people walking by ... Then we’re looking at a big boat crossing over a river – tourists leaning over the sides, taking pictures ... And finally we’re floating over the dull terraced houses and occasional grim tower-block of a northern English city. Over allotments, over a slow-moving river, dropping down toward a...

3 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess8e16 Lily Parkinson 32

Series 8, Episode 16: Lily Parkinson (32), from Chester We pan over a couple of large wooden animal shapes – a rhino and a giraffe - open on a large sign that reads “Chester Zoo”, then pan down to the main gates, watching as an excited family enters the facility. A mini-montage shows us some of the animals – large lizards, chimpanzees, elephants, lions, and finally a pair of dingos ... Pausing on the final animals as one suddenly mounts the other and starts fucking her ... We cut to a...

3 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS13E17 Eva Ahn 33 from Motherwell

We start this week’s show with an establishing shot of a bright and classy business park – 2 and 3 level buildings with red and white facias, large black windows, small car parks... The car parks are mostly empty as we pan from one building to the next, and we realize that the sun is dropping in the background – it’s an evening shoot, and all of the workers have gone home for the day... We end our pan looking at the one building with cars/vans in the carpark. And then our host steps into...

3 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS12 E20 Eva Straskova 30 from Notting Hill London

We start this week’s show with an establishing shot of a large, grey, concrete and glass building. Seven storeys high, each as boring and square as the last. If it wasn’t for the row of green trees planted in the wide pavement out front there wouldn’t be any colour here at all. We move toward the building and note that the ground floor windows are mirrored glass – briefly casting a reflection of our camera crew – as we approach a pair of glass double-doors. Stencilled on the glass, a very...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e5 Andrea

Series 5, Episode 5: Andrea Fereday (29) – Uxbridge We open with our beautiful animation of the United Kingdom – from space... Our cartoonish, top heavy image of Charley appears, floating infront of us, smiling and giggling, then waves for us to follow her ... Turns and dives toward the country at hyper-sonic speed – and we follow - dropping from a low-Earth orbit – heading toward the south, toward London, then veering westward as we hurtle toward the ground ... Reaching ground level in...

4 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS14E01 Adrienne Huntington 42 from Swanage

We open this week’s show, as usual, with an establishing shot of the seafront of a small seaside town. Shops and shoppers, deserted ice-cream stands, a beach filled with yellow sand but virtually no holiday makers, and a very choppy bay stretching out in the distance, with land on one side and a pier on the other. We can hear the unmistakable blustering sound of wind blowing in off the sea ... We’re clearly at a seaside resort in the middle of winter. A big caption appears, filling almost...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess8e18 Sylvia Distin 55 from Chelmsford

We’re cruising along a wide and quiet suburban street. Green lawns stretch back from the pavement to the nice semi-detached homes. There’s a slim woman walking a large dog along the side of the road, and we pan around to look at her as we pass – it’s no-one we know, but we kind of wish we did! Then we’re looking forward again – seeing an intersection infront of us ... Then pulling up, looking out of the side window right at a single story, flat-roofed building. A sign outside reads,...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e8 Patricia

Series 5, Episode 8: Patricia Grant (41) – Dagenham We open with our familiar high image of the United Kingdom – from high up in orbit ... The whole of the British Isles in one shot. Then our top-heavy cartoon character version of Charley, our host, appears infront of us ... She points down toward the landmass below and says, “Hey look ... It’s the United Kingdom of Zoo ... Let’s look closer and see what we can see...” She giggles, then waves and turns and falls toward the country at...

3 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e13 AnneMarie Silverwood

We open with our beautiful animation of the United Kingdom – from space ... Pause for a moment – then fall toward the planet at hyper-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth orbit – heading north, toward Scotland ... Reaching ground level in the countryside in seconds. From here we race north, approaching cartoon St Andrew’s flags indicating that we are entering Scotland. High speed overland, fading through to live action as we enter the outer suburbs of a city ... Then through the streets...

4 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e6 Maria

Series 5, Episode 6: Maria Sinclair (55) We open with an image of the United Kingdom – from high, high up ... The whole country in one shot. Then a very cartoonish, top heavy pouting caricature of our beloved Charley appears, floating in the sky with us ... She points down toward the country below and says, “Hey look ... It’s the United Kingdom of Zoo ... Let’s look closer and see what we can see...” She giggles, then turns and dives toward the country at super-sonic speed, dropping to sea...

1 year ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess8e6 Simone Butt 27 pig lover

Series 8, Episode 6: Simone Butt (27), from Bristol We open with an establishing shot of an impressive, modern brick and glass façade of a six-story office block on a busy street. Very clean, under a clear blue sky. We can see a figure approaching along the pavement, a slim lady with blonde hair. She’s wearing ripped blue jeans and a tight t-shirt, and her nice round boobs bounce on every step. It’s our Polish princess, Petra – and this week there’s no sign of her lovely Labrador. She...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e10 Imogen

Series 4, Episode 10: IMOGEN We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re looking at a built-up inner-city street – big shop windows and hundreds of people walking by ... Then we’re looking down at a crowded street market – barrows selling everything from fresh fruit and veg, to handmade jewelry and knock-off designer handbags. Then we’re on the windswept sea-front of an old fashioned English resort town - windy, cold and rainy,...

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