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Patricia is taken to Thailand for punishment

"The captain has turned off the seat belt lights, feel free to move about the cabin." The voice continued to drone on, but Patricia turned to David and touched his arm. "That's it, they said it! Now will you tell me? Master?"David turned toward her and smiled. "You really were waiting that whole time, weren't you?"She leaned forward and kissed his cheek. "Well, of course. And you promised that once we were in the air and they made the announcement, you'd tell me what this trip was all about....

4 years ago

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Nandita To Nandini

Hi, To all Iss reader this is my first story hope U all would like it a complete fiction.my self raj i live in Mumbai this story is about my aunty nandita,let me describe her she is in her 30s,lives with her husband and daughter.She is born beauty with an awesome fig of 36.28.40 ..her assets are her huge melons of 36 d and her ass that will give a hard on to any guy who looks at it So now my story starts this was like 5 years ago when I was appearing for my 12 th HSC examination at that time my...

3 years ago

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Patricia and her Son

Patricia and her son (complete story)Patricia Jackson looked at the clock on the kitchen wall, it was after10.30 am, and her son, Andy had still not gotten out of bed, Patricia wasbecoming increasingly concerned about her s*******n year old son'slaziness since he returned from college over two weeks ago, he spent mostof the day in bed and most of the night sitting up watching television,no doubt watching some dirty movie she thought to herself angrily, heshould have got a summer job like the...

2 years ago

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Patricia and her son

Patricia Jackson looked at the clock on the kitchen wall, it was after10.30 am, and her son, Andy had still not gotten out of bed, Patricia wasbecoming increasingly concerned about her s*******n year old son'slaziness since he returned from college over two weeks ago, he spent mostof the day in bed and most of the night sitting up watching television,no doubt watching some dirty movie she thought to herself angrily, heshould have got a summer job like the rest of his friends, and donesomething...

4 years ago

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Patricia and her Son

Patricia Jackson looked at the clock on the kitchen wall, it was after 10.30 am, and her son, Andy had still not gotten out of bed, Patricia was becoming increasingly concerned about her seventeen year old son's laziness since he returned from college over two weeks ago, he spent most of the day in bed and most of the night sitting up watching television, no doubt watching some dirty movie she thought to herself angrily, he should have got a summer job like the rest of his friends, and done...

4 years ago

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PATRICIA GOES ON A SINGLES CRUISE

Patricia decided she wanted to take a cruise but she could not decide where to go so she went to her favorite travel broker and asked him what he thought well he looked her over and Patricia had dressed extra sexy that day all black leather and big jewelry with these sky high stiletto boots she looked like a mad bikers dream but that was the way she felt that morning so she went with it the guy says to her listen I have this exclusive singles cruise only the hottest people can go on it you even...

4 years ago

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PATRICIA BILLY TAKE TURNS ON THE SWING

It had been a long week for us lots of headaches and problems to deal with but we got through it and now it was Saturday night and Patricia and I needed to unwind I thought dinner and dancing at our favorite club would be just what the doctor ordered! Patricia wanted to shower first but she always uses all the hot water so I crept in while she was shampooing her hair slipped behind her and took over doing her hair for her I loved doing her hair massaging the shampoo into her lovely sexy long...

4 years ago

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PATRICIA AND THE POOL BOY

Patricia watched him from her upstairs window his golden brown skin glistened in the afternoon sun she watched his muscles rippling as he skimmed the debris from her built in pool her hand strayed to her panties and she rubbed herself through the fabric soon this was not enough and she slipped her hand inside and her finger found her clitoris she circled it with her finger as she imagined Juan the pool boy on top of her his big bronze colored cock driving between the lips of her hungry wet...

4 years ago

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PATRICIA GETS A NEW YEARS BABY

Patricia had traveled to New York City to be in Times Square for the New Years ball dropping she wanted to see what all the fuss was about she had a few friends who were from Manhattan and they told her she had to experience it at least once in her life well the year is 2017 and soon to be 2018 Patricia had had a bad year dating she had met nothing but losers and Momma's boys she was frustrated and sexually denied she needed a break from it all and the long trip from California was just the...

4 years ago

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PATRICIA AND THE GYNECOLOGIST

Patricia decided she needed to go see her gynecologist it seems she developed this problem where her clitoris would stay erect and sensitive all the time it rubbed on her panties when she walked and she would even have orgasms walking down the street wow that is great you say not so great when you begin moaning in public your hips gyrating to the pulses sent from her clitoris no this had to stop she could not live this way afraid to move the wrong way in a business meeting or with a friend out...

4 years ago

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PATRICIA BECOMES A BIKER BABE

Patricia was in her favorite bar one night just relaxing and having a few drinks it had been a long week and she needed to unwind a little her boss had been a bigger prick than usual and pissed off though she was she needed the job it payed well and was close to where she lived she would deal with the asshole in her own way in good time she planned to seduce him and then leave him crushed and broken in the end...At least that was how it turned out in her fantasies...The bar was kind of slow...

2 years ago

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PATRICIA GETS A RIDE ON THE L TRAIN

She lay beside me breathing softly her hair a dark fan across the alabaster silk of her pillow case one breast partially exposed and looking so inviting but I stay my hand for she will wake and the spell will be broken her tiny foot peeks out from the sheet and I long to kiss her delicate toes and the sole of her foot so soft so sweet she is I can't believe she lays beside me yet there she is...Patricia and I met in the most unlikeliest of places we were both in India on holiday I had always...

2 years ago

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PATRICIA AND THE HITCHHIKER

Patricia saw him on the side of the road he was tall and dressed in leather he had a biker look about him but he was clean shaven with just the hint of stubble across his handsome face he had on mirror sunglasses that reflected the sun it was what had caught her eye as she tooled down the highway she was going to visit her aunt in Washington and it was a long drive from San Diego but she liked road trips a great time for reflection a time to clear your mind and think things through she had just...

3 years ago

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NIS Rachael and Brandi at the Mall

SATURDAY 'Bzzz. Bzzz. Bzzz.' Brandi woke up at the sound of her alarm. Sleepily, Brandi reached over and turned it off. Looking at the clock, Brandi wondered why she had set her alarm, as she normally didn't set an alarm on Saturday. Throwing off the covers, Brandi got out of bed. She left her room, heading toward the bathroom. After using the toilet, Brandi got into the shower. After her shower, still naked, Brandi headed back to her room, but decided to just go downstairs. She found her...

3 years ago

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PATRICIA GETS NAILED BY HER NAUGHTY NEIGHBOR

Patricia was walking by her bedroom window when movement caught her eye she turned to see what had attracted her and there across the way in the house behind hers was an open window shade inside the room of that open shade was a man he was exercising and that normally would not have given Patricia pause but this guy was doing it in the nude he was built amazingly well his body toned and hard from obvious years of working out and the thing that drew her attention really was his cock it was hard...

4 years ago

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PATRICIA DOES DALLAS

It had been a long trip two thousand three hundred and forty nine miles to be exact from New Jersey to Arizona and my ass was sore and my Harley needed gas and a good wipe down! It had seemed like a fun idea at the time I had to take some time for myself clear my head... and I had always wanted to see Arizona and being single the only one to convince to go was me and I had really needed to get away it had been a long year lots of bad shit happened lost some friends to the road and to the gun...

3 years ago

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PATRICIAS SUBMISSION

I remember my feet drumming on the mattress as a huge cock tried to get inside my little pussy I was trying so hard to keep him out but I seemed to be losing the battle...One night when I was sleeping he came to my room and I woke up with my pajamas off and on my belly my legs were spread wide and he was trying to get his huge thick man cock into my young virgin pussy well I was determined to keep him out and had been successful so far but then he reached under me and began to feel my clitty...

4 years ago

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Patricia

Introduction: A true story of my beautiful wife As I drove the dark lonely road home from a business trip, I decided to call my wife to let her know Id be arriving home by 1 AM, in two hours or so. My wife and I are in our forties, with a great marriage and four kids. We are both in good physical shape- my wife, Patricia is a gorgeous brunette with green eyes, lovely face and nice size 35D breasts, perfect ass and thighs! She picked up the phone on the second ring and thanked me for the call....

3 years ago

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Patriciarsquos Plastic Paradise

Chapter 1There I stood on a small train station in the Midlands, looking to find the exit. Standing on the platform was an old fashioned uniformed butler/chauffeur. He was in the hall bearing a sign with my name on it. I hadn’t expected this and let him know I was the Patrick he was waiting for, and shook his hand. I was wondering what was looking strange about him but could not really get behind it at that time, Except for the fact that chauffeurs where rarely seen anymore these days. Looking...

2 years ago

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Gunther The Reindeer Handler Does Candy Claus

Let me say right up front that Gunther was definitely not a young man.I knew he had been around the Santa operation at the North Pole long before I arrived with my bright ideas for cost reduction. I was called in to promote increased toy production by the easily distracted Elves. Those little imps preferred being silly rather than busy little workers focused on their quotas like dedicated employees. As a small-sized human male, I was able to relate easily to the female Elves because they liked...

3 years ago

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Patricia the pornoholic

This is a story about little Patricia. She is a petite, easygoing but a little shy girl, with nice tits. Big some would cal them, but they only look bigger because she is so tiny... She is a brunette, with beautiful blue eyes and a timid way. It makes her seem and look very innocent, but she isn't...First of all. She disagrees strongly with those that say porn has no educational value. She is an eager porn-addict who sneaked peeks of porn since before puberty. And growing up she searched...

2 years ago

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Patricia

"The kids are staying with friends tonight, so it'll be just you and me tonight!" Patricia offered. "That's great! I've been missing you, my love!" I replied. "What are you doing?" " I'm just lying here on our bed, naked, thinking about you," she expained. "Really? Tell me about your body," I asked excitedly. "Well, I've got my makeup and lipstick on, and I look pretty hot. My tits are nice and round and firm, and I've been playing with my nipples. They're getting...

4 years ago

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Patricia Becomes an Oreo Cream

 This Monday morning was a special day.Patricia Clark was dressed in her second best business office outfit and was off to the center of town for her first day on the job at a large corporate location not far from the United Nations building.The cosmetically perfect nineteen year old was excessively nervous and shaking inside from the fear and self-doubt of starting a new job in a strange place with no familiar faces around her and totally absent her reassuring parental support system.She had...

1 year ago

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Mary Blows Santa

Mary first started wanting to blow santa Claus last Christmas Eve. She had gotten out of bed to get a drink of water from the bathroom and heard muffled noises downstairs, like someone mumbling. A light was on in the living room. And there, as plain as day, stood Santa Claus… with his full white beard, red hat, red coat, red pants, and black boots. Oddly, however, Mary’s older sister Kim, 21 years old, on her knees in jeans, a red sweater and sneakers, helping Santa position gifts under the...

4 years ago

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davey dad and santa

DAVEY, DAD, AND SANTA"Davey!" my dad called from upstairs."What?" I yelled back, not taking my eyes off of the Christmas-day footballgame on the television."I need help!""Can't Mom do it?""She's already headed over to Grandma and Grandpa's to help get ready forChristmas dinner.""Okay, be right there."I flipped off the television and headed upstairs. Larry could give me afull replay when he stopped by later.*****"What's the big...?" My voice trailed off when I crossed the threshold ofmy parent's...

4 years ago

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Cuck Ho Ho Holded by Santa

“Honey this is fucking stupid.  You’re twenty-seven.  Definitely too old to be leaving Santa cookies and milk,” Richard lectured with a smirk.Jennifer had baked chocolate chip cookies, what she believed to be Santa’s favorite earlier Christmas Eve.  She placed them by the fireplace with childlike glee.  “Shut the fuck up, Rich.  I do this every year, and every year, I wake up to a half empty plate of cookies and a half drank glass of milk," Jennifer shot back."You may want to think about...

2 years ago

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A Strip Searchin Santa

A Strip Searchin' Santa By Deputy Duffy The distinctive tick of the large oak grandfather clock was the onlysound heard, as the two lawyers sat in wonderment. Their boss had just calledthem into his office, presented his proposal, and left them alone to maketheir decisions. "What do you think, Stewart?" Stewart looked at the pretty blonde who had asked the question and tried toplay it tough. "Doesn't look like we have much choice, now. We blew it,plain and simple." "I still don't...

4 years ago

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Go on BoyGood Old Santa

"Go on boy, Good Old Santa!" Cindy, a precocious eighteen year old in her twelfth grade at high school, smiled sweetly at her mother and assured her that she would not stay out late. Clare, her best friend, also had school in the morning, so they would not leave it too late leaving the city centre. They would watch the movie, grab a McDonald’s and catch the bus home before the riff-raff, drinking themselves silly in the bars and clubs, spilled onto the streets and caused their usual mayhem....

4 years ago

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secret santa

Hi I’m Barry and would like to tell you about the Christmas party we had this year with friends and neighbours, each year 1 person has to be Santa but only 2 people know 1 of cause the Santa and the chief neighbourhood watch chairman, this year it was me and not even my family had to know, I remember last year and it got rather naughty I even got blown by one of Santa’s helpers and had a good idea who it was but, like any year even if you knew it stayed a secret. Well the party started and I...

1 year ago

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Christmas Party Sex with Santa

I was ready and didn’t need to be asked twice but I have learnt to always make sure a girl is ready before you just shove one inside her. She laid there on the desk legs spread wide her hand rubbing her clit. “Come on Santa bring those big sacks over here let me empty them for you. I want all your goodies you have inside them”. She cried as if about to overheat. It’s not every day you get to play Santa and I can assure you my sacks were full to the brim.I did my duty and handed out all...

3 years ago

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Bride To Be Before The VeilChapter 5 Bridal My Very Special Santa

Ballet is demanding and to be good at it you must be unwavering as you dance and move in little more than underwear and tights. Such devotion to the motions, the perfect ion of a stage curtsy and dedication to work through the pain that rains down on the dancer who only is satisfied with perfection. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ My Very Special Santa soon knew of my heart and soul’s art form pursuit. Being a good submissive much like an artist/dancer of the ballet is dedicated solely to the rigors of...

3 years ago

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Substitute Santa

Santa's ElfAbby was in her senior year of high school and had been getting in trouble- mostly because of boys. The problem was that Abby had discovered how much fun sex could be, and the boys at MLK High School were most willing to help her out.Abby was an average looking girl, with a big smile, even though she had a couple of teeth that were a little crooked.  She had straight red hair, that was fine and limp. She had to tie it into pigtails to keep it out her green eyes, and even then, there...

3 years ago

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Breasty Bobbi Meets Santa

It was just another card game with the boys when Brad said something weird. “Oh, fuck! My wife is going to kill me!” he suddenly exclaimed. “What the hell are you talking about?” asked Joe. Brad’s young wife Bobbi was the most timid and woman around. Not like Paul’s wife. She had just wandered through the kitchen in a see-through nighty, giving all the guys instant boners. Paul especially. Joe remembered poor Bobbi from a party when they were in high...

2 years ago

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A Letter from Santa

Attached is a short, holiday contribution to the list. Feel free to post this on Fictionmania and any free site. Also, comments and suggestions are welcome. Enjoy! A Letter from Santa By JDCopyhack "Okay, Rudolph. You can power down now. Looks like we have clear skies ahead." Santa leaned back in his sleigh and peered out upon the horizon. The cloudy, foggy, snowy, wintry sky had given way to the warm, clear skies of Florida. Looking out the left side of his sleigh, he...

2 years ago

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A Prayer for Santa

Author’s Note: Jake Rivers is my new pseudonym to replace Dynamite Jack. The first of the year I will be changing all of my stories over to my new id. Thanks to the many readers that have given support and encouragement. Thanks to techsan for his editing help. Early December – Charlie People think it’s easy to do this Santa Claus crap at the department stores. I’m here to tell you it’s one hell of a lot of work. All day, every day for a few weeks in that damn Santa get up. How would you...

4 years ago

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More Letters To Santa

"Ho! Ho! Ho! Welcome to another edition of 'Letters To Santa', the show where yours truly reads letters from viewers like you on the air. Now before we get to this weeks' letters, Santa wants all of you to know that this past year has been one for the ages, and not in a good way. As I'm certain many of you already know, Santa has had a few legal problems I had to deal with. You may recall on last years' Christmas show, I threatened to burn down the house of a man named Jay, from New York. Well...

3 years ago

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A Pipe Smoking Santa

A Pipe Smoking Santa by Braagii© I just had to do it. See, Sarah has 3 young c***dren, no job, no husband and not a lot of money. Yep, I will put on a Santa suit to give presents at her house. It’s not like I mind. I always loved Christmas, Santa’s character, shopping for presents, snow gently covering the city, everything. I got inside my car and was on my way to her house. I parked 4 houses away, and walked up to the back door, as instructed. There she was, like we had said, waiting for me...

2 years ago

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A Pipe Smoking Santa

A Pipe Smoking Santaby Braagii©I just had to do it. See, Sarah has 3 young c***dren, no job, no husband and not a lot of money. Yep, I will put on a Santa suit to give presents at her house. It's not like I mind. I always loved Christmas; Santa's character, shopping for presents, snow gently covering the city, everything. I got inside my car and was on my way to her house.I parked 4 houses away, and walked up to the back door, as instructed. There she was, like we had said, waiting for me at...

2 years ago

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A Prayer For Santa

Copyright© Early December - Charlie People think it's easy to do this Santa Claus crap at the department stores. I'm here to tell you it's one hell of a lot of work. All day, every day for a few weeks in that damn Santa get up. How would you like to wear that sweat soaked outfit day after day until it gets so wet and smelly so that you couldn't stand it yourself. And the kids? People have this strange idea that, especially at Christmas time, kids are charming little angels. They are...

4 years ago

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Bad Santa

"Who is coming to this party then, that I know I mean," asked Jayne as she fixed her makeup."The usual suspects. None of the ones you like and most of the ones you don't. Including your favourite of course," replied John knowing full well what Jayne's response would be."Oh no, not Ben. He's such a pain. He's so boorish and he insists on 'flirting' with me. I've told him exactly what I think of him but he still keeps coming on to me. Can't you stop him?" Jayne was pulling her best sexy, pouting,...

4 years ago

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Playing Santa

My sister Rebecca had given birth to Sean 10 years ago. She had gonethrough what our mother preferred to call "a phase," and so she didn't knowwho Sean's father was. None of her current beaus at the time cared toconsider a claim, and so I had become Sean's surrogate father. Rebecca hadmoved closer to where I live so Sean would be able to spend more time withme and have a positive male role model in his life. It wasn't uncommon forhim to spend even weeks at my home during the school year. ...

3 years ago

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Letters To Santa

Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas! And welcome to another episode of Letters To Santa, the show where I read letters form viewers like you on the air. Now before I read this weeks letters, I've got some old business to address.  First is the investigation by the authorities about my workshop claiming that it was a sweatshop staffed by children working for little or no pay. Seriously? Staffed by children? I guess they've never seen elves before. Well anyway, that's been resolved. Santa only had to pay...

3 years ago

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My Sister Kay visits Santa

My sister Kay found out the other day that I was going to be playing Santa Claus on the same evening that she was going to be travelling through town. I told her she should stop by and get a picture on Santa’s lap but she replied, “My idea of sitting on Santa’s lap might not work with a crowd around.” Yeah, that got my north pole as hard as polar ice!!Anyhow, that evening it seemed like every mother and grandmother that came to get their precious little one’s picture with Santa also wanted to...

3 years ago

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My Letters to Santa

My Letters to Santa By Bad Irving Dear Santa: Dec 8 Please bring me big boobs for Christmas. Your pal, Bad Irving ----- Dear Bad: Dec 10 Santa is a little confused, what are you asking for? This seems a strange request. Ho, ho, ho, Santa Claus ----- Dear Santa: Dec 12 Well of course I meant for them to be attached to a beautiful woman that's horny for me! Sorry, for the confusion. Your pal, Bad Irving ----- Dear Bad: Dec 14 I am getting very...

2 years ago

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A present for Santa

“You are going to get yourself arrested,” his companion shrieked in a shrill-like voice. “You are just mad.”Mike smiled at his friend and shrugged. “I am not mad. It's Christmas. Where's your Christmas spirit? She'll thank me. Well maybe she won't, but she would if she could and knew it was me.”Rose shook her head and took her glass of wine from the table, looking up at her corybantic friend; even by his standards, his planned night-time delivery for the girl next door was simply a ridiculous...

2 years ago

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A Present For Santa

He handed her a glass of champagne. “Thank you darling.” She said as she lifted her hand from the hot soapy water and took hold of the flute stem. “You are spoiling me tonight.” She said as she smiled. Steve leaned over the edge of the bath and kissed gently her. “Well it is our wedding anniversary and Christmas Eve.” He told her. And of course you are a very beautiful lady.” Sonya reached up and kissed him. “You are sweet.” “One last mention of the children tonight. “ He told her. “Mum said...

3 years ago

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Shelbys Suprise for Santa

Every year I take my k**s to go see Santa and to get their picture taken with him. Over the last couple years I would also sit on Santa’s lap and tell him what I wanted for Christmas. Last year it was a TV and the year before that it was a vacuum. You get the idea, practical gifts for the practical mom. This year I decided to ask for something other than a practical item and here is how it went down.As I waited in line for Santa I was getting nervous because I had something different in...

2 years ago

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Ohhh Santa

The Swarm Cycle Universe Copyright© 2007 The Thinking Horndog The choices looked bad for Clara. There was one security officer, three husbands with their wives, five or six male clerks, mostly with pimply faces, and several hundred housewives with kids. Oh, phooey! The best looking of the kids was a Volunteer himself. Clara needed a stud. “Mommy, we need to get back in line!” Melissa was dragging at her mother. Six-year-olds really don’t care if a pick-up is happening. They want their...

3 years ago

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FUCK YOU SANTA

I had just finished playing Santa for a bunch of k**s at a homeless shelter and was heading home I had walked there as it was close to where I lived I was still wearing my Santa suit when I was assaulted by a gang of young street thugs I did not see the punch coming till it hit me in the face see I was coming down this kind of dark alley I knew I should not have gone down there but it was a shortcut that would save me at least ten minutes walking time so I took a chance what a dope I was...

4 years ago

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A Present for Santa

"You are going to get yourself arrested," his companion shrieked in a shrill-like voice. "You are just mad." Mike smiled at his friend and shrugged. "I am not mad. It's Christmas. Where's your Christmas spirit? She'll thank me. Well maybe she won't, but she would if she could and knew it was me." Rose shook her head and took her glass of wine from the table, looking up at her corybantic friend; even by his standards, his planned night-time delivery for the girl next door was simply...

3 years ago

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Dear Santa

Dear Santa By Karen Singer December 2013 Dear Santa, This is Billy Simpson. I know you don't really exist, but I hope you don't mind me writing to you anyway. Which I guess is kind of dumb because how can you mind if you don't even exist? I mean, I'm ten years old now. I wasn't born yesterday! I know that it's really Mom and Dad putting all the gifts out under the tree. But still, if you don't mind, I need to think of you as being real right now, because I've got no...

3 years ago

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Andersonville 12 The Day Linda Anderson Came To Town

I slid the report into the proper file just as he walked into the room. Dennis Butz stood there wearing his three-piece suit, looking as handsome and charming as any man could. But I was not to be tamed by his charm. "Hello, Linda," he said with a friendly grin. "Judge Herns isn't in today," I replied back in a frosty tone. "I'm not here to see her." "My plane leaves in less then an hour Dennis, what do you want?" I slammed the file drawer shut and walked past him to my desk...

3 years ago

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A Ride Home with Santa

“You do know that Santa’s in charge of the North Pole and all ofthe elves, right?” Jason said continuing our playful argument. “You’re nuts. Mrs. Claus is in complete control. The only reason Santa flies around in the sleigh is because Mrs. Claus needs sleep after working the entire year for this one night. She makes him do it and he probably whines the whole time.” I counter. Then in my best mock whining voice I continue “It’s coooold, it’s snowinggg, where’s the hot chocolate, my coat is...

2 years ago

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How I Became a Santa

Preface: Let me tell you a little about myself. I am now nearing 40 years old. I have been playing Santa for 23 years now, mostly for my own kids, although I have also been a department store Santa as well. My 3 kids are Anna age 11, Janet age 13, and Samantha age 14, she will be 15 in a couple of days. All three of them still believe in Santa, though Samantha is a little suspicious as to if there is actually a Santa or not. (Perhaps Santa will visit her this Christmas.) A thief: My job as...

4 years ago

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A Little Help From Santa

June was standing in the line for the mall Santa Claus, crushed between crabby, stressed out parents and their whining kids. She was trying to keep her niece and nephew under control and failing miserably as they kept running off toward any little thing which caught their attention. Fed up with them, June yelled, "Goddamn it, stand still you brats!" After she gave voice to her frustration, there was a hush as the entire line seemed to hold its collective breath in response. June weathered a...

1 year ago

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Horny Santa

I had been out of work for about 4 months due to redundacy, applying for everything from road sweeper to shop assistant. I had applied for store Santa way back filled in a criminal search form and sent it off, really forgetting about it. I had a letter stating I had got the christmas job as store santa in a very posh department store in the city, I was very pleased as it was the oppertunity I needed.I went for some trainning usua; stuff ho ho ho and had you been a good c***d all that crap and...

3 years ago

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Late Night Visit With Santa

Not really wanting to work on series writing these days. Here is a favorite fantasy of mine! ============= I recently built “Santa’s workshop” just down the road from where I live. I play Santa, with a real beard and everything during November and December and the rest of the year I am a woodworking hobbyist. For years I have worked out of my garage and basement. But this year it just worked out for me to buy the old store building so I did. I was there about midnight the other night when...

4 years ago

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Lucky Santa

In the end you could tell my Company Chief was an ex-sales guy. Dammit! At least that's 'my' excuse for why 'I' ended up in the Santa Suit halfway through the Christmas dinner celebrations. Don’t get any wise ideas! I'm not that fat, at least I don't think so,well-upholstered yes, but not fat! So my hair and beard are pretty white these days, I told him straight that was working for him, the bastard! So he had me hooked. OK, so greed came into it, bribery! In the back of my mind, that extra...