Eva rekindles her dislike of clothes Part 03
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Eva awoke at her normal hour for a weekday. It was 4 am and as she did every morning, Eva lightly kissed her husband, Mike, as she rolled out of bed to change into her running gear. She was proud of her body, at 36 and after 2 c***dren, running had helped her maintain her shape. She was tall, 5 feet, 10 inches, but only weighed 125 pounds. As she stood in front of the mirror, she admired her large, 38C breast.The c***dren had not taken any of the firmness from them; her waist was still very...
by Vanessa Evans Part 04 There was what could well be a nice restaurant there but it was all shut up for the winter and they wandered around and found a bar that was open. They went in and saw about 8 or 9 men who all turned and looked at the strangers who had walked in. “Hi everyone, we’re not disturbing anything are we?” Eva said. “Fucking hell lady, no, come on in, park your cute little ass over here.” One of the customers said. Jason was starting to thing that going there was a...
by Vanessa Evans Part 02 After a restful night’s sleep Eva was more settled with the changes that happened to her since she got to university, and when she went to the kitchen she didn’t even think about putting any clothes on and wasn’t really surprised to see a naked Jade there as well. Lewis was also there eating some cornflakes and wondering what the hell was going on. He hadn’t been at the party so hadn’t known that Jade had ‘come out’, and hadn’t really been expecting Eva to wander...
It was on the Thursday evening that Jade and Eva went to the keep fit class in the gym. Neither of them expected to have anywhere near as much fun as at the swimming pool but the both realised that they did need the exercise. Jade selected a pink leotard and Eva a yellow one and they walked to the gym wearing dresses that were so short that their butts were only just covered and their slits weren’t. It was a male instructor, Don Little, that greeted them and he gave no indications that he’d...
by Vanessa Evans Part 05 As Eva was coming out of her room to get some coffee on the Friday morning she saw Jade coming out of Jason’s room. “You did say that it was okay didn’t you?” Jade asked Eva. “Of course it is Jade, was it good?” “And how.” They talked as they got the coffee and decided that they were going to a strip club that night. During the day they both did some research and when they got back they compared notes and decided to go to one that was advertising ‘amateur...
There was what could well be a nice restaurant there but it was all shut up for the winter and they wandered around and found a bar that was open. They went in and saw about 8 or 9 men who all turned and looked at the strangers who had walked in. “Hi everyone, we’re not disturbing anything are we?” Eva said. “Fucking hell lady, no, come on in, park your cute little ass over here.” One of the customers said. Jason was starting to thing that going there was a mistake but a friendly sounding...
Eva was a mother of two, happily married, and still in great shape. Then one day she went jogging in the park and everything changed.***Eva awoke at her normal hour for a weekday. It was 4 am and as she did every morning, Eva lightly kissed her husband, Mike, as she rolled out of bed to change into her running gear. She was proud of her body, at 36 and after 2 c***dren, running had helped her maintain her shape. She was tall, 5 feet, 10 inches, but only weighed 125 pounds. As she stood in front...
I told Eva,” I don’t have the nail clippers, I left them in the kitchen”. “ Don’t worry, get close enough to where you can use your teeth”, responded Eva. I leaned over Eva’s wet pussy, I could smell the sweet aroma her pussy nectar was giving off. “Get in close so you can bite off the small strings by my pussy, just be careful”, said Eva. As my nose touched her pussy mount, Eva gave a slight moan. Her clit must have been fully engorged and sensitive, I kept digging into her pussy with my...
After a restful night’s sleep Eva was more settled with the changes that happened to her since she got to university, and when she went to the kitchen she didn’t even think about putting any clothes on and wasn’t really surprised to see a naked Jade there as well. Lewis was also there eating some cornflakes and wondering what the hell was going on. He hadn’t been at the party so hadn’t known that Jade had ‘come out’, and hadn’t really been expecting Eva to wander around the flat...
CHAPTER 1 Eva Everett was dropping out of college because she thought the systems sucked and she’d stupidly chosen to study biology instead of drama only to find her interest waning faster than her staccato sexual interest in any guy. Now her interest in drama was returning. What a fucking mess, she’d fumed, coming to the ‘I’m quitting’ decision. Her counselor had summed it up neatly. ‘Eva dear, consider pulling the plug before you become dead in the water’. Clichés for sure but in Eva’s...
With no warning a strong breeze blew and caught Mrs. G by surprise. Her robe opened up and for a half a second, seemed like an hour to me, she stood with her big awe inspiring tits and her hard gum drop nipples exposed. Mrs. G looked up towards me, we made eye contact, I couldn't break eye contact. She grabbed both sides of her opened robe and slowly shut my view into paradise. I tried to move my hands to close the curtains, but my right hand couldn't let go of my hard cock. My left hand...
Two babies are born on the same day in the same hospital, and for the first few hours of their lives, they belong to the same fraternity, recuperating side-by-side from their sudden existence. They are interchangeable brothers or sisters; their lives can be swapped as easy as switching nametags. These babies are very special to their parents, but really, either one will do. If you believe in million-to-one odds, then you believe one of these babies will grow to be a household...
As Eva was coming out of her room to get some coffee on the Friday morning she saw Jade coming out of Jason’s room. “You did say that it was okay didn’t you?” Jade asked Eva. “Of course it is Jade, was it good?” “And how.” They talked as they got the coffee and decided that they were going to a strip club that night. During the day they both did some research and when they got back they compared notes and decided to go to one that was advertising ‘amateur nights’ on Fridays. Both girls...
Alex felt the hustle and bustle of the downtown lunch traffic all the way in the bathroom where he stood washing his hands at the sink. Looking himself over in the mirror he fixed his tousled hair. He was very nervous and did not know what to expect of his first encounter with Eva today. Just saying her name in his head gave him a hard on so he composed himself and went to sit to wait for her in the café.This was their first time that they would meet in person although they felt like they...
Straight Sex“This was fun, I haven’t had sex like this. My husband only like to have sex in the missionary position, and I don’t know why, he only wants to have sex with a condom on”, said Eva as she took off what remain of her shirt. She started to wipe her pussy with the ragged shirt, Eva continued talking, ”He says he doesn’t want to have any more kids at his age, he is 56 yrs. old and has 3 kids with his ex-wife. So, he always insists on wearing a condom even though I’m on the pill”. As Eva was...
My new friend Eva and I were out swimming in my pool. It was a hot afternoon and the cool water felt fantastic. There was also the fact that Eva’s tanned skin looked amazing in bright contrast against her white bathing suit. Her suit was high cut at her hips exposing her long legs. The back was cut almost to her bodacious ass. There was a hint of ass crack showing. Her breasts were barely contained by the thin material that was tied between her deep brown breasts on a two inch gold ring. Almost...
Group SexAs they walked into the hotel Alex goes to the front desk to get the key to the room and Eva makes a quick call to her boss and lets him know she will not be in and will call him later. Her boss seemed so upset but Eva had no room in her mind for anything else but Alex at the moment, to the point where she did not even realize that she hung up on him again. Alex approached her and said, “Shall we go?” Eva flirtingly replied “sure!” They enter the elevator alone and Alex kept looking at...
As they walked into the hotel Alex goes to the front desk to get the key to the room and Eva makes a quick call to her boss and lets him know she will not be in and will call him later. Her boss seemed so upset but Eva had no room in her mind for anything else but Alex at the moment, to the point where she did not even realize that she hung up on him again. Alex approached her and said, “Shall we go?” Eva flirtingly replied “sure!” They enter the elevator alone and Alex...
Straight SexEVA IS A HORNY HUNGRY HUNGARIAN IN SLOVAKIA SHE SEEKS A MAN TO TEACH & TRAIN SLAVESEVA IS OFFERING OPEN ORIFICES TO TAKE, AS IF SHE'S STILL TEEN BY ANY SMART-MIND MASTEREVA IS OFFERING OPENLY A SHORT VIDEO: HAND-CUFFED & BLIND-FOLDED FOR FINE FACE-FUCK!===================================================================================EVA IS SELF-CONFIDENT ENOUGH, TO TAKE THE INITIATIVE AS FEMINIST, TO FIND HER RIGHT GUY EVA IS ABOUT TO PRESENT PROF POET PETER ALL HER OPEN ORIFICES -...
Our relationship grew slowly to the point where we were both comfortable being around each other in just our underwear even. Eva would walk into the bathroom to find me taking a piss and would continue to the basin to brush her teeth or even undress if she was gona take a shower at the time. As i said it was not sexual at the time. We were just very comfortable with each other. One morning I was in the bathroom shaving, when Eva walked in needing to pee. She casually walked over to...
Eva made herself a cup of coffee and settled down next to me, wanting to read the paper as well. She was bending over trying to get a glimpse of the paper, after which she sighed heavily, realising that she would have to wait until I was done reading. Atleast that's what I thought! Eva, however had different ideas. She wasn't the patient type you see. Eva then got off her chair and mounted my lap, sitting directly on top of my crotch. I moaned and wriggled trying to get her off me,...
It was the beginning of the summer holiday and I had a surprise in store for my beautiful little girl. I had booked a 2 week long stay at a resort in the bahamas and decided to present her with the air tickets this morning. Her eyes lit up with excitement when I whipped out the tickets and she immediately hugged me with the enthusiasm of a five year old. Our holiday was due to resume tomorrow, so we had to get packing right away. Fast forward to the resort, we booked in around noon and...
Eva Elfie’s Twitter profile is topped with a header image that implores visitors, “Let’s get naughty!” I feel like maybe I’m in a good position to really appreciate the hell out of the thing, because well, I’m always naughty. Then again, I bet this chick can turn the most wholesome, strait-laced dweebs into absolute perverts. I pity the no-fap nerds who stumble onto this growing archive of the pornstar’s posts, because I didn’t last more than a couple minutes before I had to whip my dick out...
Twitter Porn AccountsGrumpy had just completed a gruelling trip in the roadtrain, going from Kalgoorlie, to Lienster, to Norseman, to Port Augusta, and then up through the Stuart Highway, to Alice Springs, where he decided he needed to stop and relax a bit. He owned his own roadtrain, so where and when he pulled up, was entirely up to him. He booked a room at the Gap hotel, showered and dried off. As he dried himself, he studied himself in the mirror. He saw a man, who stood four inches above six feet,...
Damn, those knockers are bomb - the absolute first thing that popped into my head upon loading twitter.com/evanotty! Eva Notty is a MILF, and a busty one. Her ass is equally big, and the slut's fucking talent has turned her into a pornstar. I watched this notty hoe in a Reality Kings release some time ago, where she sucked and fucked a living hell out of a stiff dong, so I decided to review her Twitter account and blow more stardust towards the thicc mama.Stunners of this caliber can't get...
Twitter Porn AccountsThe next morning, I was up early. I started taking my Christmas decorations down quietly so I wouldn't disturb the hungover sleeping beauty in my bed. It was around noon when I was done. I was trying to find anything to do, anything to distract me from going into my room and joining Eva in my bed. So I decided to take a shower. I reeked of alcohol and sweat from last night's party.I was so accustomed to living alone that I didn't think to lock the bathroom door. I had the shower on, letting the...
LesbianA cold gust of night air blew into the house as Eva opened the door. Her long, red-brown hair whipped across her face as she stepped over the threshold and closed the door behind her. Basking in the warmth of her home, the eighteen-year-old shrugged off her coat and hung it in the closet by the door. With a sigh of relief, she dropped her heavy bag full of books onto the floor. --- He watched as she padded through the living room in her socks. He gazed over her slender body, from...
Plötzliches Bewusstsein. Ein nicht genau beschreibbares Gefühl für ICH EXISTIERE. Das Wissen einen Körper zu besitzen. Die Wahrnehmung für oben und unten, Wärme, Stille und Dunkelheit. Und das Wissen weiblich zu sein und auf den Namen "Eva" zu hören. Mehr war da nicht. Plötzlich wusste Eva das sie nackt aufrecht in einem kleinen finsteren Raum stand. Sie war aus einem Schlaf erwacht und hatte keine Erinnerungen wo und wer sie war. Sie fühlte wärme und konnte ihren Körper bewegen, wenn sie auch...
Her sexy thin lips were moving, but her words never reached my ears. I couldn't stop imagining what her lips would taste like-- strawberries, vanilla... The way she was positioned on the other end of the sofa could easily be mistaken for unspoken permission to satisfy her. With her legs tucked beneath her bottom, her posture caused her shiny metallic dress to rise higher up her sexy thighs, ever so close to exposing her underwear. Her head rested against the back of the sofa; her body on the...
LesbianEva mit Baby-Banane im BüroKleiner Chat mit Eva und FrankEva:Ich habe heute Baby Bananen mitgenommen. Sie liegen in der Obstschale auf meinem Schreibtisch und lachen mich an.Frischobst in der Muschi, aber wie kommt das dahin und warum?Mach was draus mein großer Rammler und reis dich am Riemen das es eine Heise Story wird.Deine angefeuchtete Eva.Eva:Frank, mache mich feucht, habe heute Nachmittag etwas ZeitFrank:Hast du ein Höschen an?Eva:Ja, warum?Frank:Ziehe es aus und ruppel ein wenig deine...
It all started when we exchanged smiles. Something in her look just made me smile that afternoon. It's not that she fits the "model look", but everything in her was fitting and in proportion. And she definitely knows how to dress for her face and body. I must smile when I see her. And really, why not? It's our human way to say, "I really like how you look." It also makes it easier for me to tell from her look back whether she is into me or not.Luckily for me, her answer came before I started...
"Sup Eva Grrrl?" Amy asked me. I heard her before I saw her, and I turned away from my locker to greet her. "Sup Amy Grrrl", I replied. We liked to add "grrrl" to each other's names whenever we saw each other. I don't know why we started doing that, but it was fun. It was like a ritual to us, and only our group of friends could do it. Amy leaned against the locker next to mine. I could tell she had something juicy to say. "So, I was talkin to Brad at second period, and he told me...
Chapter 1 - Cap d'Agde, June 1980My name is Eva and I'm going to talk a lot about my butt. Don't think that I am extremely hung up on this part of my body, it is men who are especially interested in it. My breasts are smaller in comparison, and I would have preferred a little bit more balanced between my buttocks and my breasts, because I am only a size 85 B. A friend once told me "You could play volleyball with Brazilian girls on the beach of Ipanema, it's your ass that everybody would be...
A few years ago I was traveling around Europe and ended up staying the night in a little village just outside of Madrid. The guy who owned the "Hotel" was a little cranky but spoke good English so I was happy to stay and chat with him for a while in the little room they had set aside that they called a bar. I mean this room was little, you could not swing a cat in the place or you would break something. I asked Carlos about this and he told me that his wife did not allow smoking in the...
Two customers leave giving me nice tips, it's cool.The boss says to me:— You know it’s customary for waiters and waitresses to share the tips.— Yes, of course.A beautiful naked girl enters the room. This is Aicha.The boss tells her:— This is Eva, she will replace Odette.We kiss.— Happy to meet you, Eva.— Me too...She is taller than me with bigger breasts, naturally, and her pubis is as smooth as a wet bar of soap.She takes a very good look at me and says:— You're cute, but...She stares at my...
Introduction: Will Katie finally be able to fuck her father? THIS IS THE SECOND PART TO KATIE LUSTS HER FATHER. THIS IS ONLY MY THIRD STORY. DO NOT BE HARSH ON THE GRAMMER I AM WORKING ON IT. I KNOW IT MAY BE SHORT, BUT I LIKE PEOPLE TO BE HANGING ON EVERY WORD AND TO BE WANTING MORE. I WRITE BETTER IN A SHORT FORM. PLEASE FEEL FREE TO COMMENT ON THIS OR ANY OTHER POSTS I HAVE MADE. MY DREAM IS TO BE A EROTICA WRITER AND I NEED ALL THE HELP/ADVICE I CAN GET. HOPE YOU ENJOY PART2. ...
Casino Pays Out Big Time Part2As Sarah, Kevin & myself laid spent on the huge king size bed in my casino hotel room I learned that they really were in trouble. They had lost a lot of money. They had no way home, no money for food and no place to stay for the night. Since I had just won a large amount of money I decided to help them out. Turned out they lived only 20 minutes away from my house (which was 2 hours from the casino). I told them they were welcome to stay the night with me and I...
My Boss, Mr. Paul Cooper: Part2I walked towards the couch to start my strip tease for Charles, Paul played a little slutty music in the background for Charles to have a good show. I got in the camera view and winked at charles and bent forward jiggling my boobs for him on cam.. "Hey there Charles, Why don't you screen this in your conference room, Only the strip tease part, on the projector and get a few of your members to join you in this show too? Then we'll give you a pvt screen of our...
Part2"Is this naughty enough for you?" I ask. His cum all over my face. He's nodding, and as he's doing so I get my index finger and sc**** up the cum on my chin and suck it off my finger. I do the same with the cum on my cheek."Now come over here and give me yours!" I demand. Jeremy walks over, his hard cock bouncing as he walks. I reach up and grab it firmly, giving it a good squeeze as I pull it into my mouth. I'm working his cock good for about a minute when I feel Jeron's hands on my...
Restaurant customers start arriving. Aicha says to me: — You should go back behind the bar. She adds: — Don’t let customers and their wandering hands annoy you. — No, of course. She lowers her voice and adds; — Unless they give you a big tip. A hand on the buttocks for a big tip is what I already practice. I am still troubled by the fact that I am naked but surrounded by dressed people. Especially since my pussy is incredibly sensitive, I must be careful not to graze...
Disclaimer: Die folgende Geschichte enth?lt erotischen Inhalt mit SM-Hintergrund. Sie ist f?r Leser unterhalb von 18 Jahren nicht geeignet. Ich bitte euch: Legt die Geschichte weg, wartet bis ihr 18 seid, dann k?nnt ihr sie lesen. So gut ist sie auch wieder nicht, dass man sie gerade jetzt lesen m?sste;o)Dieses Werk ist Ergebnis einer Fiktion, die dargestellten Personen sind frei Erfunden jede ?hnlichkeit mit real existierenden Personen ist rein zuf?llig.Herkunftsnachweise: *Das Zungeschnalzen kommt ...
Eva is a fictional character living in a fictional world. She is aware of that fact and that she was brought to life by her creator instead of being born like a real human. Eva doesn’t care about that. Everything she cares about, just like any fictional character would, is a good story. Each main branch (story) is governed by its own set of rules.
My new friend Eva and I were out swimming in my pool. It was a hot afternoon and the cool water felt fantastic. There was also the fact that Eva’s tanned skin looked amazing in bright contrast against her white bathing suit. Her suit was high cut at her hips exposing her long legs. The back was cut almost to her bodacious ass. There was a hint of ass crack showing. Her breasts were barely contained by the thin material that was tied between her deep brown breasts on a two inch gold ring. Almost...
The next morning, I was up early. I started taking my Christmas decorations down quietly so I wouldn’t disturb the hungover sleeping beauty in my bed. It was around noon when I was done. I was trying to find anything to do, anything to distract me from going into my room and joining Eva in my bed. So I decided to take a shower. I reeked of alcohol and sweat from last night’s party. I was so accustomed to living alone that I didn’t think to lock the bathroom door. I had the shower on, letting...
Alex felt the hustle and bustle of the downtown lunch traffic all the way in the bathroom where he stood washing his hands at the sink. Looking himself over in the mirror he fixed his tousled hair. He was very nervous and did not know what to expect of his first encounter with Eva today. Just saying her name in his head gave him a hard on so he composed himself and went to sit to wait for her in the café. This was their first time that they would meet in person although they felt like they...
Het is de dag voor Nieuwjaar, oudjaar. Ik ben bij een hele goede vriendin van mij thuis samen met een vriendin en twee vrienden van haar, waarvan ik er ook een ken. We zijn bij haar thuis om samen een borrel te doen en het nieuwe jaar in te luiden met oliebollen en champagne.Mijn naam is Eva en de naam van mijn vriendin is Stephanie. De twee jongens heten Maurice en Gerwin. Mijn vriendin en ik zijn 18 en 17 jaar, Maurice is 18 en Gerwin 20.Eenmaal bij het huis van Stephanie aangekomen zijn de...
Eva Diary 10: Masturbating to home videoI continue to court my hot mom, Cathy. She and her husband and son came over this past weekend and our k**s get along great. We all did. Her husband is very handsome, GQ looks, (though I get a feel that he has a small penis) and it took all my strength to behave! But I am being the good girl… for now. This morning, Cathy and I walked to the coffee shop a few blocks from the school and chatted about k**s, husbands, typical mom stuff. I flirted a little...
"Hey, you look tired! How was the last day of the conference?" I enquired as I started to set the table for supper. "Ah long, boring but good for business. I'm kidding it was good just tiring sitting those long hours. Something smells good, what's for supper?" Shan replied as he took off his shoes and put away his briefcase. "Spicy chicken pasta and some focaccia bread for later. Why don't you go freshen up by the time I set the table?" I said whilst handing him a glass of juice....
“So what exactly do you expect me to do? I can’t come up with that kind of money at the drop of a hat!” I can’t keep the emotions from my voice. Rage, anger, guilt, hate, disgust and so much more are running through my veins and keeping my eyes from my daughter who is currently on her knees in the corner with some guys cock pumping in and out of her throat. “You see Matthew, that really isn’t my problem and quite frankly, it shouldn’t be your daughters either and yet somehow, you’ve allowed...
“Man, your ass too phat bruh “ “I know, I know. I’m thick as a bitch huh? I hear that shit all the time”! “I bet you do! I bet all the gay niggas be trying to holla”. “Bruh! You have no idea. I get more free drinks in the club than the females I try to holla at”. “I bet you do”; *slap*! Pete trailed off as he laid a solid slap on his homie’s right ass cheek. This caused Rome’s booty to jiggle as he shot his friend a sly look. “Aight bruh, any more of them this weekend and I’m charging...
So as the 4 of them crowded my bails of hay Daddy let them know that this was a Break In, Fuck this Sissy hard , I mean fucking hard,....Shes born to service my cock, and whoever elses cock I choose to put in her mouth...".....I spoke."Daddy these men have been traveling awhile, can I please allow them to go ahead and relieve their bladders into my mouth...pretty please Daddy??".......' Alright, Well get your cum guzzling ass up and start drinking these men up... 2 of them looked like...
_____________________ CHAPTER 3 _____________________ The next few weeks were sort of a blur, but that's often how it feels when you're deliriously happy. Rachel was completely true to her word, and she keep every ounce of cum drained from Jason’s balls. He just couldn't get enough of her, and she couldn't seem to get enough of him. At first, fucking while his mom was home was completely off-limits, but before long they were even sneaking into each other's rooms while...
We got home a few hours later. The SUV came to a stop and the three of us began unloading the camping gear and any supplies that hadn't sunk in the lake. I walked around the living room to get the kinks out as went into the bathroom to clean up after their orgy ride home. I grabbed a beer and walked into the room to see Havana bent over in the shower and Liz working her black strap-on into her from behind. Havana gasp as Liz's cock entered her in a long slow stroke. They kissed over...
“E.. eezzeta..” I blushed with qualms. I knew I had messed up and the only way to be out of that mess was to find a good excuse. “I’m so sorry. I…I don’t know—“ “It is ok Evans. I hope you aren’t feeling bad about what had just happened,” Ezeta interrupted. “I don’t know what came over me. I am sorry for my act and I will take the rest of the night on the couch. I--” I rolled my eyes in bewilderment as my mouth dropped open. What came out of her mouth was totally...
I left off after my first blow job from Mary.... The next day met up with both Mary and Danielle at our smokers club a block from school, Mary and I hinted and teased about our fun the night before, She had already told Danielle about learning from me how to suck, and she wanted to skip class with me for more fun but had a test so she couldn't...then Danielle pipped in, can I have some fun with him. Well as I learned later these to shared everything with each other....I was to be a...
Jane couldn't wait for college to end, so she could see her sexy boyfriend and show him off to her parents. Lynn had slept a little better, resigning herself to the fact she had to act normal and conceal her sordid secret from her family. For the sake of harmony, she would live with the guilt, the shame, the humiliation, until she could come up with a solution to the nightmare that had become her life. As the evening approached Lynn prepared the chicken meal with trepidation, the sick...
The sliding doors slid open and the smell of fresh paper greeted me. I had no need for anything else in the store, so I went straight to the printing counter. At the counter, a younger boy about my daughter’s age came up to help me. He was about 6’2” tall with dark chocolate skin and the prettiest teeth I had ever seen in my life. His hair was kind of low with waves and the sides and the back were tapered. He had a goatee, and through his jet black work shirt I could see his chest poking out,...
Jake rolls onto his back, pitching a tent through the blanket. Daniel craves it but stops himself and creeps out of the bed. Gently he feels a hand grab his arm. “Where are you going?” Daniel picked up his shirt and put it on. “I’m going to go make us some breakfast, go back to sleep.” Jake nods wearily and rolls back over. Daniel slips his pants on and goes to the kitchen, he looks for something he can make, not being a very good cook, and finally settles on eggs. He cracks the first egg...