Jokes and GigglesChapter 810
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I have the best next door neighbors in the world. Marge is trying to fuck me to death and her husband Earl, bless him, stays away for long periods of time so she can. It started innocently enough. On the day they moved in I went over, introduced myself, and after welcoming them to the neighborhood I helped them move their things into the house. Since they still had to unpack all their pots and pans I invited them over to my place for dinner. We talked and got to know each other and it turned...
The Adventure It was a typical Thursday night, Mistress Michelle and I were lying in bed watching TV, I was naked as usual and Mistress Michelle was teasing "her" cock by rubbing that certain spot that makes me squirm all over the bed. "Do you have your son this weekend?" she asked. "No he has something going on, why?" I replied. She giggled and said, "Oh you will find out." Then she grabbed "her" cock real tight and slapped it three times real hard. "You are not Cuming...
We got everything, including the two newly freed slaves, loaded up. Night, Billie and I walked along with the wagon while Joy drove the team. That night we made a nice camp. We were introduced to Jojo and Ellie; Billie had already anglicized their names for me. Jojo was about 6'8" tall and very thin, which was about all I could tell. Ellie was about 6'5" and very busty, again, about all I could tell under her heavy clothing. I guess Billie is big for a woman. During our discussion over...
Los Angeles, California September 18, 1987 10:30 AM Jake sat shirtless in one of the chairs adjacent to the wet bar out on his patio. Sitting on the bar next to him was an ashtray that contained half a dozen cigarette butts and half of a joint he'd lit earlier. There was also a potent rum and coke sitting there — his third of the day even though it was only 10:30 in the morning. Sitting next to the drink was a notebook and a pen he was using to transcribe lyrics from his head onto paper....
My name is Khirot and I am 28. I am married to Suhasini last year. She is 26. When I looked her first time I fall in love with her, ooohh.., damn, she is so sexy such a nubile. Not so big boobs, bra size 34, pink lips, brown eye, black hair, and attracting silky belly with killer ass curve. We are lived in Rourkela, odisha where I work in a private company. Our marriage is an arrange type. Me and my wife was a happy couple but ……. think is that I never give her sexually enjoyment because ….....
Hello All. Nishant here from Bengaluru. I thank and appreciate all for reading my experiences and writing back to me. I have been offering massages for about 8 years now. My author page would give you a link to read more about my experiences if you have not read. I can be reached on or on my facebook page “Nish Massage Club” This happened about 6 months back. Unlike other experiences which is mostly a massage, this is not the same. This one is of an erotic photoshoot. Hopefully, you would...
Hi readers this is my first story and it is a real experience. This happened 2 years ago when I was travelling from Kottayam to Bangalore in a 2*2 seater Volvo bus. I board the bus and bus was almost full. When bus reached another stop near perumbavoor a girl in her 20’s board the bus whose seat was next to mine. She was a beautiful girl with whitish complexion her eyes was really attractive and she was wearing a skirt and top. Her boobs must been 34 and stood up to give her space to get to the...
TIGHT JAM 2 (The Blackmail )Don Abdul ©2008 While Peggy was young, sexy outgoing, Constance was a prudish 52 year old bitch who seldom smiled, especially with the staff, regardless of how nice and cordial to her they were. The interesting thing about her though is that despite her cold attitude she had damn sexy body. In fact, most of the guys in the office actually fantasized about her voluptuous heart shaped ass and gorgeous full breasts. She became Peggy's step-mom when her father...
Straight SexHi all, its Ali here.I want to tell you guys another time when I and my widowed Aunt Sheen went on a short trip to Goa. It is one of the most memorable times I spent with my sexy aunt. This is from back in 2007 when I had turned 18 and Aunt Sheen was a little over 45. She had been widowed a year ago and had two ch****en, a son and daughter, Dee. (I'd already fucked Dee who was 2 years older than me, but that's for another time). Aunt Sheen had caught me jerking off and seduced me over a year...
Clever Tamara fakes a cunning sickie but does her step dad Steve have a superior repertoire of tactics to get his male way in her bedroom.....I needed one of those Ferris Bueller days because there was a monster fashion sale at my favourite up market boutique and I wasn’t going to miss it.Mum was dead easy to negotiate. I said I had a slight temperature, sore throat and nausea. She was caught up in her morning rush to work... she had her own florist shop to run... she left with the completely...
Tess helped Josh put the boxing gloves on, and then moved behind the punching bag to hold it. Josh didn't really like the punching bag, it didn't really fit with being a pacifist, and he was very serious about that. But it was good exercise, so she had got him into the routine of using it each time they went to the gym. But Tess still thought he didn't really let go and push himself with the punching bag. He hit it a few times to warm up. "Go on, hit it hard." He hit it hard, but...
Dear ISS readers, my name are Reena and I am 18 years old. I am married to Hari (21yrs), a peasant working at Mr. Raj’s farmhouse. I wish to share that till I met mr.raj, I didn’t know what sex and satisfaction are. My husband, Hari worked hard all day and our sex life was only for 5 to 7 minutes. He used to enter, ejaculate and snore away. We never interacted about sex also. My mother in law, shanty is a 36 year old widow also working at Mr. Raj’s city residence. She takes care of the master’s...
Gorgeous and sweet Jill Kassidy is ready to let her naughty side out and loves showing off her high heels and sexy body in her lacy black lingerie! She may like how it looks on but Donnie loves how that lingerie looks off. Soon he is eating out that deliciously sweet pussy making Jill crave that hard cock wanting it to fill her tight little pussy all up! She gets what she asks for and soon is grinding down on every inch from all the best angles making you feel like you are there in the action!...
xmoviesforyouFlight Fantasy -FinaleI awoke slowly that Saturday morning after a long night of passion. Cheryl had been insistent in her desire, not only urging me to take her to higher and higher places of sexual pleasure but in her seeing that I was equally pleased. There was nothing of herself that she held back and she demanded everything from me in return. It was the most incredible sex I have ever had. It was almost as if she thought there would never be another time for us. That thought gave me a...
Before I continue I should give you the reader, a fact that I did not include in the first part. This lovely dream’s name, is Julia. Over that weekend shared in my dorm room we had numerous moments of intense sex, and intimate conversations about our lives. It came easily to us and the conversations never felt forced. Besides the intimate details I will not share at this point, she told me that she had two sisters, both of which were older than her and in college as well. However, they went...
$7.00 sex You all are just going to love this one, An Arizona couple, both well into their 80's, go to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?' The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?' The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees. When the couple finishes, the doctor says, 'There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse... ' He thanks...
As sunlight streamed into the sunroom Brad slowly awoke. Amy was still curled up in his arms. She appeared to not have moved at all during the night. "Damn, she's right. They are sexy pajamas," Brad thought. Brad gently woke Amy while still continuing to hold her. As she awoke she looked up into his eyes trying to figure out where she was and how she had got into the chair with Brad. As she became aware of her surroundings she sat up on Brad's lap and looked at him. "Thanks for...
Steve started to go after her, but Adriana stopped him, "Let her go, she just needs time to sort out what she's feeling.""Ok," he replied, obviously concerned."And anyway, what makes you think you can walk away from here without fucking me?" As she said this, she grabbed his cock and took it into her mouth, bringing him back to full size as her tongue flicked and caressed the head."And don't think I'm going to bed without getting off either," Julie added, getting her head down to Adriana's...
Most girls considered him to be either a ladies man or a tease. But never expected the tables to turn on him, and he surely didn't expect them to turn on him the way they did. But it did happen. One crisp, cool Friday night Matt and three of his friends, Jason, Ethan, and Mitchell went out to a late night bar. Matt had been sitting at the bar table when he noticed a slight movement from beside him. He turned around and to his surprise there stood a young girl about 17 or 18, his...
It's odd how it started. Carol, my wife of fifteen years, and I never dreamed getting connected to the internet would lead to our swinging. It sure did though. First it was the chat rooms. The first time I a nice lady on the net ask me if she could suck my cock taught me quickly exactly how naughty this experance could get. I told Carol about what happened and she flat didn't believe me. She wasn't in the chat room more than twenty minutes and two different guys tried to get her to Cyber....
My final semester was my busiest. Jeff’s trainer helped me develop my own strength training program which I followed with dedication. I wasn’t in bad shape but I wanted to show Jeff I supported him. I called Sandy at least once a week just to chat. Jen and I were getting together regularly as well. After only twenty-one years I had real friends. I guess I had to count Sunny in that category too. I spoke regularly with my mother about wedding plans. Then I would call Sunny to settle me down...
Looking back to that day, and the following week, to a lesser extent. I have to admit even I was amazed at the speed things had gone from zero to DEFCON 1 in nothing flat. “Cocked Pistol” indeed! (That’s what the Armed Forces call operations under DEFCON 1 conditions) With Faye’s lack of remorse, consideration of whether to work on the marriage hadn’t even been a speed bump on the road to going full nuclear. Heck, it wasn’t even a painted line on that road. I never bothered debating with...
I was in the backyard when my sister and her friend from summer school came home. I had been at the pool and was still in my trunks when I heard them in the kitchen laughing at eachother. They were comparing breast size and who had the nicer ass, who kissed better had mre lovers etc... I was shocked only because my s*s was never really acted like that around me. She was 19 and I am 17. We used to take baths together until I got old enough to know what I was looking at. Any ways I am standing...
Well today I’m just sitting here in class feeling bored, not being able to stay focused with the assignment as I been extremely horny all weekend long since I met this sexy older woman online. We have been texting back and forth and chatting online. We have even spoken over the phone. I smile as I remember her saying how she loved the sound of my voice, how she found my accent to be sexy, loved how soft spoken I am and how it turns her on. So I sit in the back of the class room at an angle in...
This is a fictional story about a girl and one of her sexual exploits. Will be told from her POV. Names will not be given since it’s based on a series of non-sex stories involving this character. This is a test run for a public story. I normally don’t write fiction for the public these days since I don’t like being told how to write something or told how to use my own imagination, but I’m going to see how well this does for now. R’s POV: It’s early in the morning and it’s already getting warm....
Me and my live-in gf have been together 8 yrs, I love her but she's selfish and usually a cunt unless she wants something ..or..she's sleeping. Today was hot outside, so hot my window air conditioners were lagging behind, leaving the house a little warm. This prompted my gf to take of her pants and bra off as she lounged on the living room couch for a cat nap. she sleeps heavy.. a college girl by day, a waitress at nite..she usually sleeps hard and today was no exception. It had been an hour...
100% fiction! As the young man, Steven, walked down the street he noticed a set of twins walking on the other side of the street. The twins names were Emily and Karen, both were wearing blue striped, skin tight, low cut shirts that revealed their 38D breast cleavage. Their shirts showed off their lean stomachs and they both wore blue jean miniskirts. Steven kept walking and looking over at the two smoking 18yo hot girls with long brown hair and blonde highlights flowing in the wind. Karen...
Erotic FictionThroughout the rest of January, February and most of March, Charli and I saw each other twice a week. Friday nights we went out to Sulli's or The Ten and danced and drank a few beers; Sunday afternoons we spent talking at her house or mine, or went out for dinner together. Jen had a new boyfriend and wasn't home very much, so the majority of the childcare burden fell to Charli. Things got a lot better when Jen moved out in late March. The weather was continuously shitty: cold, snowy and...
Dee and I were sitting on the corner table in the pub. A good place to sit, we could people watch all the customers coming in and getting their drinks. There was a couple next to us, similar in age and they chatted together. A bunch of lads stood at the bar, they were all good looking and Dee had already noticed them. She had squeezed my thigh when she spotted them, I knew she probably had the hots for them. The couple next to us started to talk loudly together, they obviously were having a...
This is the story of...جلنار جردلي Jilnar Jardaly the Little Leb Cock-Riding SlutOne fine day, Jilnar the Little Leb Cock-Riding Slut's mother called her to come downstairs. She had just finished preparing her a basket of X-rated goodies for her to take to her beloved old Grandpa, in his cottage, in the woods. Of course, as we all know, Grandpa wasn't Jilnar the Little Leb Cock-Riding Slut real grandfather. He was just a lonely old man whom she had known, and been visiting, ever since she...
100% fiction! In the cells below the court, Tony stood shuffling his bare feet, nervously waiting to go up to the dock, in the Regional Sex Court above. His young 18 year old naked body would be available for all to see. His scanty clothes which in the main was usually a loin cloth, or a pair of football shorts, had been taken from him when he had been arrested by the sex police. But now his naked cock was being fondled and tormented, by Amy the sexy scantily clad probationary policewomen, who...
Erotic Fiction“Those are the main points that Maribel and I discussed, Kevin, and here are your copies of my replies to the questions that her committee sent you over the past year or so,” I said. “Maribel said that for the next year or two, she will have future questions routed to you, and will expect me to reply through you. That will change once I have a Twixt System in place. Maribel and I did this first set of responses to her questions this way, so we could work out any problems between the two of...
My name is Lance and I am a cowboy working on a large ranch in west Texas. Most of the men on the ranch work from the main ranch but I had accepted the position of line rider becaue I, for one, like to be alone, and two I was trying to get some stories that I was working on ready to send to the publisher. Around the main ranch area when the work day was done there were always a bunch of guys wanting to go drinking and chasing girls so nothing ever got done. The area that I worked from is about...
Group SexStella Maris is our mighty Mistress on the penultimate day of our role play for threeStella Maris is a slender stylish beautiful blonde ballet amateur of quite high level!Marina is as tall and tasty but a brunette, both wear their hair short, it is so sexyMarina is this day servant of Stella Maris with the right to speak, I am silent slaveMarina has a very sexy idea, which she whispers to Stella Maris, keeping the surpriseMarina starts slowly to seduce and please Stella Maris - right from the...
Olga’s note: Stephenie Meyer, author of the Twilight novels, wrote a short story retold from the viewpoint of a minor character, someone who walks into the scene of one of her novels and is almost immediately killed. In my stories, at least the ones so far, the first-person viewpoints of characters in my Aghara-Penthay shave all been women on special missions, or women captured to order, which means they’ve been missing out on the experience of a more regular slave – someone unlucky caught...
Hi everyone, This was my real experience which happened 6 month back nd I thought to sharing it with you. Please do read my other real nd best experience fun which posted here. Coming back to the story, I am an active member of the AFF dating website. I have met 3 couples who were looking for a threesome and cuckold fantasy. I will share the experience I had with a cuckold fantasy couple which happened 6 month back.I was chatting on AFF and pinged a couple’s id. I introduced myself and told...
Prologue In the swirling mist of forgotten history, one solitary god, the marble white deity, called Phallus, reigned supreme over all of Kharbah, the land of men. Overseeing the walled city of Je’Mah, at the foot of the Cold Mountains stood his High Temple. Inside the temple, on the black throne of power in the dark divine chamber, sat the five feet naked god, hidden behind his enormous erect phallus. His pride and joy stood three feet high between his legs, its circumference of two and a...
The Changing of my life. Part 1 I suppose my story started the same as many of you boys/girls I have always since I was quite young loved playing with dolls and being more interested in girly thing's, than boy thing's, I would prefer to make dresses for my action figures, than go out to play with the other boys. When I was about 12, "Jane" my mother and I would go out shopping, I was too young to be left on my own for such long periods so oft we trudged. On many occasions...
Feb. 22nd, 2019 Hi Guys, I’m still cruising along. My family is finally about done with the flu. Yay! I find it interesting that even after having my illness for more than a year I’m still learning things about how it has changed my approach to life. I yelled at a doctor yesterday. We were at my youngest child’s appointment. We were in the exam room. All of a sudden there was a lot of movement in the hallway. It wasn’t an emergency or anything, it just became busy. Between the activity in...
Wish Shift: Chapter Nineteen Crossing the Rubicon Year 1 A.S. Day 103 Bob's was a little bit busy this morning for a Thursday. Derek had picked Jenny up at her house at the regular time for her appointment, but they still had more than an hour or so to kill when they walked into the restaurant. Bob waved to Jenny and Derek as they came in the door, but he didn't come over. There were too many people cycling through the place at the moment. Jenny was pretty sure that if he got a...
A basic tenet of being an officer in the US Army is never order one of your NCOs to do something you don’t know how to do. You will probably not know how to do whatever it is as well as your NCOs – but you should know the basics. This is hammered into you from day one and a lesson you should not ever forget at your peril. Fast forward 20 years. Now in command of a Combat Engineer Battalion tasked to provide route clearance and counter-IED in Area of Operations (AO) Rogue, consisting of most of...
She worked for my father, part of the church and shit as a choir minister...but damn what a pair of hooters. When you're 15, jesus, anything over a 32B is a gift from god himself and all you can think about is doing the motorboat. You want to bury yourself in a huge pair of them and die a happy man. It's the way of the world and hasn't changed for a thousand years. The only problem was...she had a fatass too, FUCK! the dilemmas, where do I want to go down into the depths of...
One evening late in the summer ... I had a weekend to myself. After supper I went through I huge ritual including renting a Transsexual DVD at a local Adult store (Strictly Adult) ;) I then returned home and collected my things. I don't have a large cock so I'm able to wear a medium size thong. I finally settled on a pair of black silk with pink roses on them. I feel so much sexier with them on. I used Nair to remove the hair from my legs and under arms. I went with a black garter belt and...
Sometimes, in the middle of doing it, I find my mind drifting: trying to figure out how the hell I got here. I’ll be on my knees in an alleyway, or squeezed into the footwell of a car that’s far too small for what the owner intended to do in it, and I’ll think: when you were 14, Molly, is this how you expected things to turn out? Tongue flat under a stranger’s cock, moaning and rubbing myself, about to cum as he fires his load into me, and clutching the few pound notes he pushed into my...
This is a true story, and happened over the past weeks. I have no doubt there will be many more stories to share with you. I have this kink with my beautiful partner of 2 years being with other men. I get so hard and horny to think of other tongue, fingers or cock making her cum. She is multi-orgasmic and curvaceously sexy with a short brunette bob, incredible green eyes and a gorgeous smile. Her hands are exquisite and slender. She hates her body and makes derogatory remarks about her body and...
Wife LoversI’m twenty years old and have enjoyed many times the company of a female as well as fun with a few of the guys whom I have known since school days.Let’s go back to the time I was about eight years old. It was when I was jerking off my cock in the storage room in our home. Guess the room was to have been a bedroom but our parents never finished it and it became the back room where we kept everything from camping gear, Christmas ornaments, clothes, to a bed which was my play bench. When I wished...
My name is Sameer I am 22 years old engineering student. I have an athletic body and my strength my dick is almost 7 inches Dad worked in a local manufacturing plant, and mom stayed home. The story is about me and my neighbourhood aunt when I was 18 years old a new family moved into the neighbourhood. The family consists of a man, woman and small boy of two years old. The Mr Mehta, 40 yrs old worked at the local university. Overall, he was an average looking guy, but was not too friendly or...
Cathy's day passed in a very slow motion, she couldn't pay atention to classes, or even what people around her said. She could only think about her father, her mind working furiously with a thousand fantasies and doubts. Again she didn't even thought about men and flirting, much to the disapointment of the male populace at school. All her mind was set on the question of her father's feelings. It made her so horny she had to masturbate in the school bathroom. She skipped her aerobics...
Once again Kathleen Lehrer's War Cabinet had bad news for her. This time Defense Secretary John Weston was the bearer of bad tidings. "I just received word on my way over here that Makhtol's troops have invaded Sicily and southern Italy. Our initial reports are that he has about a quarter million troops involved in the invasions." "My God, where the hell is he getting all of these troops?" asked the President. "He's gotten them from throughout the Mideast, especially in the...
I hadn't been in the mood to make love for several days. Usually I was always the one in the mood, and my husband wouldn't be in the mood; this time, our positions were reversed. I knew he was interested because he kept grabbing me every time I walked by. He was never one for subtlety. He was never one for being smooth. If all he could do was smack me on my ass, he'd do it. If he could grope a boob, or grab my leg, he'd do that too. I usually didn't mind in the least, only because he was so...
RomanceIt was several hours after dinner, when the bus arrived. I wasn't as tired as the night before. I was still tired, so I decided to hold off with my confrontation with Soda and his crew. When the bus arrived, Rodney and I did a quick check of the parking lot. It was late enough so that only a hand full of people were outside. Those were people coming or going. The had only a minor interest in the Moore Brother's Tour Bus, that pulled into the parking lot. Rodney and I watched over the bus...
I know I have a problem. I knew that I had a problem from the time that I first saw her, right after my wife Janet gave birth to her. I knew that I was going to love her more than any father had ever loved a daughter before. We named her Sarah, it means Princess. She was my Princess. Janet and I had been married for only about 6 months when she told me she was pregnant. At first I was scared and pissed off that I was going to be stuck as a family man at only 22, but that first time I...
As Jenny expected, she felt terrible the next day. She was hung over but that wasn't all; she felt incredibly guilty about what she had done. Although she tried to tell herself that her lustful behavior was because of the alcohol, deep down she knew better. She had lost control and now she felt like a slut. She was so embarrassed that she didn't want to see Sean or Jack. So she avoided their department and stayed in her office most of the day. When her phone rang and she heard Michael on...
Hi friends !! I am an ardent fan of Indian sex stories and have been reading many stories out here but never had the courage to post one of mine . I have had several experiences with matured women but this one is something which even I cant imagine of happening ever again . About me a married man now of 41 years and at the time of this lovely happening I was 35 yrs . I am fair by complexion basically a northie but living in the garden city Bangalore . I am 5.5 in height with brown eyes n good...
After so many recounts of having sex it becomes difficult to tell another story with the same panache and punch, and as my main aim is to make you want to wank with me, I have to embellish the encounter, just as in real life, making the guy about to fuck me, surprised and eager, so I can have a better orgasm, better than the last one, making me like the proverbial d**g addict, desperate for the never-ending bigger and better bang.Of course the experts among us will say, 'Mariel your a sex...
Stunning lady Katrina Moreno looks irresistible in a yellow bikini. The beautiful slut enjoys taking a dip in the pool, but she loves having a big cock dipped inside her pussy better. Her busty tits and tight holes are ready to be taken advantage by her man. Katrina likes her pussy licked hard as much as she enjoys sucking a big dick. After giving the shaft a blowjob, titjob, and deepthroat, Katrina rides the cock like a real cowgirl. Her enticing booty wildly shakes as her man slides his cock...
xmoviesforyouBHAAG-2. Pan ti ek sadhich badbadi bai hoti. mi mag gharachya gachivar gelo. mi tya jaga ajun nit pahili navti. mi var jaun pahilyavar mazya asa laksht aala ki aamchya bungalya chya mage agdi char pach pavlanvar ek banda padleli company hoti. aani tyachya aajubajula dat jungle hota. mi ya aadhi to sarva bhaag osad samjat hoto pan tasa navta. company chya bintila jodun aamcha maagcha aangan hota. tasach bhintichi ji baaju aanganakade hoti tithe companychya bhintila ek lahan lokhandi dar hota. Mi...
"Thanks for doing this, Luke! I'll make it up soon." "No worries, Wendy. Just let me win this time." "No chance, sweetie. You'll see my backside from start to finish. As always." "Then I demand a compensation fuck afterwards," he pouted, his eyes sparkling with lust. "With pleasure, Luke, with pleasure. Let's find a place to park, we have only 10 minutes left." "Are you sure you'll manage the 50 miles this time without embarrassing yourself?" Wendy smirked, patting his bum...