A weekend with Doug and Mich Pt5
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The email ended, “so how about coming round this weekend? After chatting for so long it seems to be right that we do some of the things we chatted about.”Doug & MichDee and I talked about it and without hesitation we agreed that we could go and we would know almost immediately if we wanted to stay with them.I replied quickly and said we would be coming over.It was Thursday night and excitedly we went to bed, made passionate love and huddled together with my cock straining in Dees cheeks we...
Hi, To all Iss reader this is my first story hope U all would like it a complete fiction.my self raj i live in Mumbai this story is about my aunty nandita,let me describe her she is in her 30s,lives with her husband and daughter.She is born beauty with an awesome fig of 36.28.40 ..her assets are her huge melons of 36 d and her ass that will give a hard on to any guy who looks at it So now my story starts this was like 5 years ago when I was appearing for my 12 th HSC examination at that time my...
Doug's Dilemma, by MaxMonThere was a slight shiver in her voice, as Tammy asked herself aloud, "Why am I doing this?" After a brief pause, she continued, " Doug, you are scaring me! I can't walk down stairs blindfolded... I need to see the steps!" "Come on, Hon. I have your arm, so you're not going to fall." Her husband's attempt at reassurance came across with a shallow breach, as if those high heals on the sandy concrete stairs were, indeed, of great concern to him. "Let me get in front of...
Skype Doug Takes Control of MeAfter meeting Doug (see my story in “Older guys team me after Gay Skype meet”) I had a hunch that we would see each other again though I made no plans to do so. A couple of days after our meeting he came to my home. I heard a knock at the door and there he stood. He claimed that he wanted to talk through some of the property planning issues I was helping him with and which led to our first meeting. I was very nervous of him turning up but he said he hoped he...
Mein Leben war eingefahren und eintönig geworden. Ich ( Frank 55) hatte nicht nur Probleme in meinen Job als Hausmeister, auch in meiner Ehe hing das Segel schief! Nicht das meine Frau ( Helga 33 ) mich nicht mehr geil machte, aber sie hatte kaum noch Lust auf Sex und ausser alle 14 Tage eine kurze Missionarsnummer, war bei ihr nicht drinnen. Am Anfang unserer Ehe hatten wir natürlich viel regelmässiger miteinander verkehrt, aber Helga verlor schnell das Intresse und die müden Ficknummern mit...
Name: steifbaerAlter: 52Augenfarbe: grünbraunHaarfarbe: dunkelbraunGröße: 2,03 mGewicht: ~110 kgKonfektionsgröße: XL-XXLPenis Länge: 19 cmDurchmesser/Umfang: 5 cmGekrümmt: NeinBeschnitten: NeinGroße oder kleine Eichel: dickSchuhgröße: 45Familienstand: soloWenn du in eine festen Bindung bist, wie lange schon: -Was gefällt dir an dir: mein rasierter Schwanz, wenn er abspritztWas nicht: da gibt es nichtsBist du rasiert: KlarWie rasierst du dich: nassWie oft rasierst du dich: täglichBist du...
I was eleven years old that summer. A mostly normal growing boy I was ordinary enough in many ways I suppose. I was making the usual discoveries that eleven year old boys make. I was even making some discoveries about myself, secret discoveries I should add although discoveries I am quite happy I made. We didn't say 'Gay' back then. So many years ago gay was not something that was advertised with parades and rainbows and obligatory characters on sit-coms. Back then any men who liked...
I've been friends with Doug and Lora for about eight years and during that time, we've had quite a few very gratifying threesomes. I like them a lot. They are both easy going and mellow, uninhibited and imaginative, gentle and considerate; all of which suit my personality well. They like to hot tub. They like to get high on weed which is one of my most enjoyable weaknesses. Besides our excellent sex, we also have interesting conversations and intelligent discussions - art, music, politics, you...
Group SexIntroduction: A plan for Mark Twin Japanese Nieces Pt4 Upon the invitation to join us for a swim my son just stood there for a minute looking at all of us, in turn, with a stunned look on his face. I not 100% sure of what he was thinking but it only took a few seconds before he stuck his hands in his pockets. I guess the sight of 4 naked women was more than he could handle, and he had to try and hide the boner he was getting that was plainly evident in the front of his pants. No, he replied...
Ava Joan Marshall studied her naked body in the full-length mirror in her apartment’s bedroom. ‘Not bad for a thirty-eight-year-old broad’, she thought. She hefted her boobs with both hands, taking a second to rub both thumbs over her already erect nipples. The sensation made her moan and validated the feelings she had that she was hornier than a billy goat in the springtime. Almost on automatic, she went to her bedside table and opened the drawer. Inside she extracted a large dildo and...
Doug has always had a thing for my Mom. From the day he first met her he has wanted to fertilize her, to plant his seed deep in her & impregnate her. Since I married his son, Bradley so many years ago he has fucked her so many times, but never accomplished his goal of turning her into his personal bun oven till now. About eight weeks ago he had the opportunity to have her stay with him for two months. Needless to say he kept her naked most of the time. Her outfit was a little French Maid...
Was würdest du sagen, wenn deine Frau dir ohne jede Vorwarnung sagt, sie würde es gerne mal sehen, wie du eine andere Frau fickst? Ich jedenfalls war völlig entsetzt! Kann das sein? Mein liebe Frau fordert mich zum Seitensprung auf? Was sich für manchen vielleicht traumhaft anhört, musste doch irgendeinen Grund haben! Ich wurde mißtrauisch. Hatte sie etwa selbst einen Liebhaber? Solange wir zusammen sind, habe ich sie nie betrogen, weder vor noch nach der Hochzeit. Nicht einmal im Traum hätte...
Last night our daughter Kim, her husband Brad and Brad's Dad Doug came to visit. Kim explained that my wife Maureen was overdue in some basic fucking training. While Kim and I were in the living room on the couch watching some really hot porn videos Doug & Brad had Maureen on the bed and they were fucking her non stop. It always amazes me at the stamina the two of them have. Maureen's moaning and groaning was a delightful background to the videos. Maureen was begging them like a dumb,...
As I stepped out of the shower my daughter Kim and my nieces Shauna and Andrea stood there naked and with grins on their faces. I looked at them and asked why the grins on their faces. Kim said we were just thinking about what your day is going to be like. And I asked how it was going to be. Kim walked up close to me and started to apply lipstick to my lips as Shauna commented that today all of the men would be subject to Kim's father-in-laws (Doug) wishes. After Kim finished Andrea then...
Hi all....I have been so bad about posting stories here, I actually enjoy writing when I have the time and have many, many great true stories that I want to share with all of you naughty perverts ;)So watch this space for several new stories shortly.....This is an entry that I wanted to share with you about something that happened earlier this evening when I offered to take a fellow Xhamster writer's fantasy and flesh it out into a story...... They had no interest in doing it and I and several...
I enjoy social media as much as the next person, so I was incredibly surprised that I found engaging conversation with a guy named Doug. At first, I thought it was just some casual flirting. So, after some time talking on the phone and texting, we eventually moved to video chatting. We sometimes talked sex, sometimes just talked about well, whatever. We seemed to have more than a few mutual interests and found a lot of common ground. Since there was no pressure, no physical contact, and a lot...
Straight SexThe call came at 2am, one of my after hour techs needed a part. So I left my wife asleep in bed to drive into work. After everything was done and the office and warehouse was locked up I decided to stop and get a bite to eat. Luckily there is a fantastic 24 hour diner near my house which serves the best food. Walking in the front door, I saw that at 3 in the morning the usually hopping place was dead. Not a soul in the place. As the door swung shut the jiggle of bells brought Doug from the...
412 Dave`s reassuring hand holding pt4 The next two weeks passed slowly, oh they had sex, Gaye and Dave, but it was with the memory of that last weekend as a stimulant, Dan had promised Gaye that he would up the stakes if she so wished, and the prospect of both watching and of having the delightful Mary again had Dave more than a little interested. Meanwhile he finished the painting, one of his best so far. It was on the Monday of the second week as it happened the day that the client for the...
A Chance Encounter With Friends Pt4[/Image]I would say that I went downstairs and attacked a serving wench and shot a gallon of cum down her throat, but the truth is, I took a shower and got a little “relief” from my session with Jane. I did chug about a gallon of what Don said was his “Secret Sex Water” out of the mini-refrigerator in the room but then tumbled into bed exhausted. Jet lag had hit me as had the morning and afternoon’s activities so I was soon sound asleep. The next thing that...
Mein Mann hat mich mit dieser Schwangerschaft reingelegt. Seine verdammte Bessesenheit bestand darin, dass ich ihn betrügen sollte. Ich liebe meinen Mann sehr und wollte ihm gefallen, aber wo ist die Grenze..... meine Taillenweite nehme ich an, hat ihn dazu gebracht. Eine ehemalige Kleider 36 bei 5'4“ mit langen fließenden flachsblonden Haaren und grünen Augen. Meine Beine sind lang und schlank mit einer schönen goldenen Bräune. Ich habe sehr große Brüste mit 36c die Titten sind ziemlich reif...
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455 going in Pt4 A bout of what he now knows as vanilla sex, now ensued, it was hard and fast stuff from a lad who was fast learning the ropes. She climaxed, and immediately after he filled her in quantity. They lay together sated, then she said in a quiet voice, “I thought you might have wanted me up the backway having seen the film!” He grinned but said, “one thing at a time madam, I needed to empty my balls, as you taught me, then with a cool head I wanted to ask if you enjoyed it, and if I...
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306 padlocked nurse pt4On the Thursday, after work, having had a light snack, showered, and got changed, the couple set off, her dressed in the button fronted dress once more for ease of access. The lift was being worked on once again, fortunately it was looked on as a priority by this council. At the tattoo shop, there was no receptionist, Trevor himself answering the door to them at the first knock, and as they walked through the shop itself, he switched out the un-necessary lights as they...
228 CUCKOLD FARM PT4It was nearly a month before Lisa returned, it had been a sad month for her, attending the passing of her beloved Titch, the inevitable funeral, the breaking up of her once happy home, clearing all the debts, paperwork, memories and so on that come with the end of a marriage and a life. Amongst the things she kept were Titch’s van, not an old machine, it had been his pride and joy, and she packed into it her most precious possessions. Finally, the day came when she handed...
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WOW WHAT I DISCOVERED – PT3I have been thinking I should do a character studY on each of these guys This guy's name is Peter known as PeteSince Chris shared his story to the group, we have had others of the group tell their story after an intense session or to fill in time.The next guy is Pete. Pete's cock is like a Boerewor sausage when deflated and 10-12 inches long when stiff and needs 2 hands to work it, and leaks precum like a dripping faucet Pete is 21 has been doing similar classes as...
The House of Empress Toya pt4 Myself & Belle have been receiving special attention since our last meeting with our Mistress. Extra fruit, wine (not normally given to slaves), extra food portions we of course shared this with everyone else. Although I am a slave my life has improved, I no longer have to work many hours a day on the land in all weathers. I sleep comfortable, I eat very well, I am always clean even my finger nails, and so...
SpankingI slid the report into the proper file just as he walked into the room. Dennis Butz stood there wearing his three-piece suit, looking as handsome and charming as any man could. But I was not to be tamed by his charm. "Hello, Linda," he said with a friendly grin. "Judge Herns isn't in today," I replied back in a frosty tone. "I'm not here to see her." "My plane leaves in less then an hour Dennis, what do you want?" I slammed the file drawer shut and walked past him to my desk...
Whatever the long-term results, Jess's cuckolding me with my brother and father seemed to have shredded whatever need for privacy and discretion she previously required. Courtesy of my father, she'd had all her body hair removed by laser and was now completely smooth and soft. Much to my discomfort, she'd "outed" us to her mom and older sister, but her mom had been supportive and her sister – 26 and married – had been intrigued and expressed considerable interest in meeting Derrick, the hung...
oder "Fetisch für alle" Aus meinem Tagebuch, meinen sehr versauten Gedanken, Phantasien und den Erlebnissen aus ebenso versauten Chats… Ich bin ein reifes, oft ziemlich geiles rothaariges Stück. Ich habe hier etwas entdeckt, daß für mich eine neue Form der Befriedigung darstellt und mir so viel gibt. Es ist mehr als nur eine Ergänzung meines Sexlebens; es ist eine grandiose Bereicherung. Das Wissen, Ihr befriedigt Euch beim Lesen meiner Masturbationsphantasien treibt mich an, verursacht Dinge...
FetishMein Name ist Mike und lebe in einer Großstadt. Ich bin 25 Jahre als und mein liebstes Hobby ist es in Strip Clubs zu gehen, oder einfach fremde Frauen klarzumachen und dann noch in der gleichen Nacht flachzulegen. Das gelingt mir auch recht häufig und so ficke ich mich von Woche zu Woche sozusagen durch die Stadt. Auch heute bin ich wieder unterwegs und zwar in einigen Bars bei denen es heißt, dass die Ladys leicht zu haben sind. Es dauert auch nicht lange, da fällt mir eine Brünette auf, die...
Steve had been locked in his cage for about four months. I would occasionally let him out to clean up but for the most part he remained locked up. He had become very attentive since we had started his chastity. Steve made sure he did all of his chores around the house quickly and completely. I had begun to love my new role as the controller of his sexual releases. I found myself getting wet when I would think about his next release. Planning his releases became a challenge for me. Each time I...
I’ve been friends with Doug and Lora for about eight years and during that time, we’ve had quite a few very gratifying threesomes. I like them a lot. They are both easy going and mellow, uninhibited and imaginative, gentle and considerate, all of which suit my personality well. They like to hot tub. They like to get high on weed which is one of my most enjoyable weaknesses. Besides our excellent sex, we also have interesting conversations and intelligent discussions – art, music, politics, you...
Hallo, mein Name ist Katharina und ich habe mich aus eigner Dummheit durch den Vaters meines Ex-Freund zu einer Hure machen lassen und muss jetzt für ihn anschaffen gehen! Mein Leben als Sexsklavin fing vor ein paar Jahren an, als ich noch in Liederbach im Taunus bei meinen Eltern lebte. Ich war vor einer Woche gerade 18 alt geworden, da lernte ich samstags abends Marcel auf der Geburtstagsfeier einer Schulfreundin kennen, wir verstanden uns auf Anhieb und lachten viel miteinander. Er, das war,...
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Hum dono abhi bhi nange hi thay. Chalte chalte usne paad maari. Uski gaand mein abhi bhi haddi akti hui thi. Nadi kinare, jhadiyon ke bich usko bithaya. “Hug le saali madarchod. Kab se paad rahi jai bhosdiki.” Woh hugne lagi. Uski gaand se haddi nikal gayi. Uski garam moot ki dhaar mere pairo pe giri. “Saali maderjaat! Mere pairon pe mootegi. Saali raand muh khol,” main uske muh mein mootne laga. Lavda uske gale mein ghus kar mootne laga. Maine apni tange faila di aur wahi khade khade hugne...
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When l was going back to my van after spunking over Dora and being watched by her husband Neal, l saw Annie going into her gate we began chatting, l informed her that Tina my sister had a girl. Annie started telling me about Sasha getting home at 1.30pm, she had no idea how it was all my fault, she asked if l would talk to Sasha as she seemed to listen to me, so l said l’ll be around the next evening, Annie told me to be there at 5pm for dinner, l was hoping Annie might have invited me to fuck...
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And so the next day I began work as usual. Amy said she was out with some friends, although I expected her to be back in her room in a few minutes. We had worked out a plan the night before after she snuck over to my room for some midnight sex. That time I had taken her over the window sill, our bodies bathed in moonlight. Susan was in the kitchen, wearing a skimpy sundress. I was finishing up Amy's room when I heard the rustle of the tree and then saw my girlfriend climb into her...
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Mj walked to the side of her slave and used her hands to bend him at the waist to push his tight little arse out ready to be punished. Using her bare hand to begin she slapped first one arse cheek and then the other trying to find a different spot each time using the redness that was forming to decide where to hit each time. Each slap got slightly harder than the last as she found how much fun it was to watch her husband squirm and try to cry out with each slap but the ball gag meant that...
529 T and the lad Part 4So, she looked deep into T`s eyes, then said, “I must soon have him you know that don’t you? Tears formed in the woman`s eyes, she remembered school, and how this woman , then just a girl, had taken everything she had ever really treasured, and here she was again about to take her son, her lover, and there was little she could do or say.as he wanted the bitch so. H stood and said to Rodney, “You make up your minds while I go to the john”, and with that she swept out in...
And now, on with the show! I couldn't believe what had happened in just the last few days. And now, I was sitting in my sister's living room waiting for her to get home from work. She was bringing her girlfriend into our mini-orgy. It was all a bit mind boggling. I was drinking a beer when I heard a key twist in the door lock and my sister came in. Behind her was her friend, Marty Brewer. If I had been the kind of person who was surprised easily I would have spit my beer out and probably...
Sorry to all those waiting on another post - been busy and haven't gotten to it.So my mom, dad and I just returned from a wonderful trip to the Bahamas on our boat and we had some wonderful sex.I had totally forgotten about this trip until the day before we left when my dad brought our boat home from the place we keep it about 20 minutes from our house. My mom had rented a house on one of the islands in the bahamas with a small private beach and a place to put our boat. Well I started packing,...
Next morning I woke alone. Lucy had got up without waking me. I could smell coffee. I guess she was making breakfast. I went into my bathroom did the morning rituals. As I soaped myself up in the shower I got a huge hardon. Remembering the sex I'd had. Images of a beautiful bald pussy stretched around a thick hard cock. A pussy I'd put my mouth onto and then emptied my cum into. There was no rush to do anything. No parental pressure to perform weekend chores. After I dried off I went back to my...
Kristy Foxtrotted both of the boys off of the bed now as they pulled their sloppy cocks out of the their gaping pussies. She made them go over to sit on the bay window-seat together. Kristy made out a little with her sexy friend now as they lay there with Sara slowly coming back down from outer space. She had this lazy grin on her face and her arms wrapped around Kristy sweetly as their kisses drifted over each other softly.Kristy wasn't going to wait long though. She pushed Sara onto her back...
I left Mallory and Cletus on our bed really quick to speak with Juba . She had more than just a little news about the field trip. She informed me one of the trailers in the white section of town was for sale for $900 but also she was going to be renting our apartment to one of her girlfriends from a different floor. Luckily we had that in the bank and honestly didn’t have much stuff to move . “Boy why do you think my baby daddy has been with your wife all day every day. He thinks he’s gonna...
He watched them as they sat sipping their colorful drinks and flirting with male guests and hotel employees alike at the Garden Cloud Lounge. They were undoubtedly four sisters, all in their late twenties and thirties, and attractive. They were obviously American, and they laughed as they tried what little Spanish they knew on the young waiters. He had seen groups like this many times. Their often affluent husbands allowed them to have "Girl's Time Off" now and then. It worked out on both...
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It had been just over 2 weeks since the wedding. I had agreed to pick up the happy newlyweds after their honeymoon in Majorca. I was looking forward to seeing them especially Jennifer. They were flying into Glasgow airport which was almost a 2-hour drive from the small town we lived in. Jennifer had text me to let me know they had landed, so I parked in the short stay and awaited them. I noticed Jennifer first, her red hair and bronzed body attracted most men’s eyes. Then I saw Shaun,...
As we enter into part four of this story, I can't help but feel even more connected with Becky. She is truly, amazing. So, leaving off in part three when Becky and I had fucked in the shop outside. I fucked her perfect, tight ass and filled her full of my cum. I left her full and leaking on my wife's panties that she was wearing. Such a naughty girl indeed. So that evening at home, before taking a shower, I thought I would follow through with my idea of seeing if my wife would give me a...