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Tips For Public Jerkers free porn video
I'm a public jerker. Plain and simple. I've been doing it for about 8-10 years now and it really, really gets my rocks off. So here is a list of relevant aspects to cumming in publice I've compiled to help current and future public jerkers. I hope you find it both informative and helpful:
1) Be aware of the risks: First and foremost, be aware of the stakes. If you get caught you will be arrested, prosecuted, and possibly end up on the local news. Plus, and more importantly, you will end up on the sex offender registry. According to whatever state law is on the books in your town or city, you may have to go door-to-door in your neighborhood telling people why your on the list. It also could affect your custody rights, job status, and many other areas of life that could make your existence in society a living hell.
But that kind of danger is what helps get me off. I don't know if you feel the same way, or if that's just me.
2) Balance: This is very important. You won't have fun doing it in a place too safe where there's no chance of getting caught or being seen. And on the other hand, at least in my experience, you can't get off if your feeling too scared. My cock just doesn't work right and my heart beats too, too fast to concentrate.
Over time, you will develop areas and specific locations where you have found a right balance. And depending on your advanced years as a public jerker, and based upon your sheer guts, you will find what feels right to you.
3) Don't shit where you eat: It may be a long shot but if you jerk somewhere where a neighbor might see you, recognize you, and turn you into the police, find somewhere else just to be safe.
4) Stay away from shopping complexes: During my time in college I had many jobs at large retail stores and shopping malls. Beware! These places are crawling with cameras and security. I know it sounds awesome to get your dick out on Aisle 27 behind the futons, but, once again, be aware of the risks
Now I've seen vids of people jerking in stores before but that shit is way too dangerous for me to get-up for.
5) Document!: Since you are an exhibitionist, document your exploits for the rest of the world to enjoy. Sure, you can do a verbal recanting of how you flashed your cock for 2 seconds in your car, on the expressway, at 3:00am. Congratulations. You won the award for the most boring shit on the web.
No. Take pics and vids to put on sites like this one. It's so much fun to count replies and read the responses in the comments section. Plus, you want people to see your dick first and foremost. That's why your on this site reading this. Share!
6)Troll and troll and troll: I spend a lot of time trolling, i.e., looking for a place to jerk at. I'm usually a night-jerker, so I go out late at night looking for a place that has that perfect balance of danger and safety.
7) Determine A Good Time: I know I'm getting down the little details here but you may want to set up a time in your town or city where you feel the best about jerking in public. Sure, it depends on your location, e.g., you don't want to jerk on the side of the congested expressway ramp during rushhour. No. In my city I feel that the best time to do some real public jerking is between 2am and 4am. But this is not a hard and fast rule. I will jerk in a safer place than I would in the middle of the night. It's up to you.
This is an incomplete tutorial but it's all I have on my mind for you right now, but respond with any comments or questions and I will respond.
Now go jerk your in public!
1) Be aware of the risks: First and foremost, be aware of the stakes. If you get caught you will be arrested, prosecuted, and possibly end up on the local news. Plus, and more importantly, you will end up on the sex offender registry. According to whatever state law is on the books in your town or city, you may have to go door-to-door in your neighborhood telling people why your on the list. It also could affect your custody rights, job status, and many other areas of life that could make your existence in society a living hell.
But that kind of danger is what helps get me off. I don't know if you feel the same way, or if that's just me.
2) Balance: This is very important. You won't have fun doing it in a place too safe where there's no chance of getting caught or being seen. And on the other hand, at least in my experience, you can't get off if your feeling too scared. My cock just doesn't work right and my heart beats too, too fast to concentrate.
Over time, you will develop areas and specific locations where you have found a right balance. And depending on your advanced years as a public jerker, and based upon your sheer guts, you will find what feels right to you.
3) Don't shit where you eat: It may be a long shot but if you jerk somewhere where a neighbor might see you, recognize you, and turn you into the police, find somewhere else just to be safe.
4) Stay away from shopping complexes: During my time in college I had many jobs at large retail stores and shopping malls. Beware! These places are crawling with cameras and security. I know it sounds awesome to get your dick out on Aisle 27 behind the futons, but, once again, be aware of the risks
Now I've seen vids of people jerking in stores before but that shit is way too dangerous for me to get-up for.
5) Document!: Since you are an exhibitionist, document your exploits for the rest of the world to enjoy. Sure, you can do a verbal recanting of how you flashed your cock for 2 seconds in your car, on the expressway, at 3:00am. Congratulations. You won the award for the most boring shit on the web.
No. Take pics and vids to put on sites like this one. It's so much fun to count replies and read the responses in the comments section. Plus, you want people to see your dick first and foremost. That's why your on this site reading this. Share!
6)Troll and troll and troll: I spend a lot of time trolling, i.e., looking for a place to jerk at. I'm usually a night-jerker, so I go out late at night looking for a place that has that perfect balance of danger and safety.
7) Determine A Good Time: I know I'm getting down the little details here but you may want to set up a time in your town or city where you feel the best about jerking in public. Sure, it depends on your location, e.g., you don't want to jerk on the side of the congested expressway ramp during rushhour. No. In my city I feel that the best time to do some real public jerking is between 2am and 4am. But this is not a hard and fast rule. I will jerk in a safer place than I would in the middle of the night. It's up to you.
This is an incomplete tutorial but it's all I have on my mind for you right now, but respond with any comments or questions and I will respond.
Now go jerk your in public!
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