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Introduction: Setting the scene for the next chapters. Authors Notes – I never intended this story to have intercourse in it. However, it just so happened that a friend of mine delves into this site often and convinced me to try my hand at writing. Knowing full-well the catastrophe this may well cause, I give to you a re-edited (parody, if you will) version of my up-and-coming novel Dabbling in Water. I will not post it all, only certain bits for your reading pleasure. I hope you enjoy as this...
Margaret, so what’s up?” Susie was away on business for a month. Margaret was her very good friend and her 21 year old son, Jamie, was staying with Margaret and her 22 year old daughter Summer. Jamie and Summer were friends anyway. “Well Susie the kids are playing up something rotten.” “What do mean?” Susie was concerned. It was good of Margaret to have Jamie stay in her house during the business trip, and she had certainly told Jamie he must behave himself, so she wasn’t at all happy to find...
Margaret, so what’s up?” Susie was away on business for a month. Margaret was her very good friend and her 21 year old son, Jamie, was staying with Margaret and her 22 year old daughter Summer. Jamie and Summer were friends anyway. “Well Susie the kids are playing up something rotten.” “What do mean?” Susie was concerned. It was good of Margaret to have Jamie stay in her house during the business trip, and she had certainly told Jamie he must behave himself, so she wasn’t at all happy to find...
SpankingGreg sat in the foyah of Derby uni, eating a full English Breakfast, the fried food helping him regain his senses from the night of heavy drinking the night before. Still with getting drunk he was one of the first from the history course to arrive at Uni at seven in the morning. His mind wandered between the disappointment he felt with the Freshers Fortnight and thoughts of the attractive women on his course.Freshers fortnight he thought would be a baccanalian orgy, filled with debauchery. So...
CheatingMy name is Danni, I'm 27. This is the seventh story based on my diaries and memories from when I was a teenager.Sandra and I shared a house with another two girls in our first year at university. My earlier stories were about my introduction to girl on girl sex with Sandra and progress to threesome sex. Later stories tell how we progressed to four-way sex sessions and also had a five-way. Our five-way happened when another of our housemates, Fiona, accidentally walked in on one of our four-way...
My name is Danni, I'm 27. This is the eighth story based on my diaries and memories from when I was a teenager.Sandra and I shared a house with another two girls in our first year at university. My earlier stories were about my introduction to girl on girl sex and progression to three-way, four-way and then to five-way sessions when Fiona joined our group.I've written about the first two five-way sessions we had. We had two more before the end of out first year. The third was a similar...
This time last year, I was barely expected to finish my A-levels. So if you’d told me then that I would be at Uni, I’d have told you not a chance. If you’d told me I’d be sitting in my halls of residence watching two horny brunettes make out, I’d have laughed you straight out of the room.What a difference twelve months can have on my life.Barely four weeks ago, I’d got my act together and nabbed myself a final spot during clearing at some obscure university. In the arse end of nowhere, I might...
Threesomes"Want a lift?" I asked. "I'd rather drown." she spat back at me. It was annoying, mainly because she could have helped push if the motor drowned in the spray but if she wanted to walk and take the bus well there was nothing I could do about it. I made it home ok, the motor spluttered a few times but kept running so I was home long before she arrived. She walked past me in the lobby of the house where we both had rooms, four bed sitting rooms with communal kitchen and bathroom, she...
It was my first term at college and the first time I'd been away from home. I was staying in a guest house in a northern town and enjoying a sense of freedom. I'd not had much luck with girls at my all boys grammar school and had been getting to know a few through mutual friends on my chemistry course – though with no real success as yet. Then I was struck down by some mystery virus and had to be confined to my small bedroom. Friends brought me college work to do so I kept up to speed, but I...
They always say that new experiences happen on Freshers week. When I left my rural town to go to Manchester Uni I knew I was in for a life changing experience, just not the path it took me.My names Ashleigh and I went off to Manchester to study Maths. It was daunting going in on the first day not really knowing anyone. Plucking up the courage I chatted to a few people on the bus in, in the halls and in my first lecture. I really began to settle. I settled so much that in my first week I...
My name is Danni, I'm 27. This is the sixth story based on my diaries and memories from when I was a teenager.Sandra and I shared a house with another two girls, Alison and Fiona, all in our first year at university. My first story was about how Sandra introduced me to girl on girl sex within weeks of us starting university. My second was about how Sandra introduced me to threesome sex with her and her boyfriend, Pete. My third was about starting to have sex with my new boyfriend, Martin, plus...
My name is Danni, I'm 27. This is the fourth story based on my diaries and memories from when I was 18. In my first story Sandra introduced me to girl on girl sex which was wonderful. In my second, Sandra included me in a threesome with her boyfriend, Pete. That was wonderful too. In the third story I started going out with a boy called Martin and had sex with him while continuing sex sessions with Sandra. I then had a threesome with Martin and Sandra.Martin and I didn't have much opportunity...
My name is Danni, I'm 27. This is my third story based on my diaries and memories from when I was a teenager. My first story was about when I had just started university and Sandra introduced me to girl on girl sex. The second story was about three months later, she invited me to join her and her boyfriend Pete and encouraged me to have sex with her and him. After that, Sandra got Pete and me to promise we wouldn't have sex together without her! We both kept that promise. I had been friends...
My name is Danni, I'm 27. This is the second story based on my diaries and memories from when I started university at 18. My first story was about how Sandra introduced me to girl on girl sex which was wonderful. Although Sandra had a regular boyfriend, she still enjoyed having sex with me whenever the opportunity arose.I really loved licking and sucking on Sandra's hairless pussy so, shortly after our lesbian relationship started, I began shaving my own too. Sandra preferred it and, when she...
Randi's Vacation Randi woke up to his alarm and quickly silenced it. A quick glance to his left confirmed the Denise was already up. She almost always got up before him preferring some extra time between getting ready for work and needing to walk out the door. He preferred to have enough time to get ready, eat and go. He walked to the bathroom which was right in the master bedroom. The condo they bought was a bit extravagant but provided plenty of room and they could afford it on...
Hum dono abhi bhi nange hi thay. Chalte chalte usne paad maari. Uski gaand mein abhi bhi haddi akti hui thi. Nadi kinare, jhadiyon ke bich usko bithaya. “Hug le saali madarchod. Kab se paad rahi jai bhosdiki.” Woh hugne lagi. Uski gaand se haddi nikal gayi. Uski garam moot ki dhaar mere pairo pe giri. “Saali maderjaat! Mere pairon pe mootegi. Saali raand muh khol,” main uske muh mein mootne laga. Lavda uske gale mein ghus kar mootne laga. Maine apni tange faila di aur wahi khade khade hugne...
My name is Danni, I'm 27. This is the fifth story based on my diaries and memories from my first year at university. My first story was about how Sandra introduced me to girl on girl sex. My second was about how Sandra introduced me to threesome sex with her and her boyfriend, Pete. My third and fourth told of further lesbian and threesome stories.I had a very good and varied sex life, I loved having sex, whether it was with my boyfriend Martin or with Sandra or a threesome with Sandra and...
My name is Danni, I'm 27. This story is based on my diaries and memories from when I was 18.I was very happy to get into my first choice of university. I had to live away from home and my parents helped me find a student house. I shared the house with three other girls. Two of the girls lived close enough that they could go home at weekends but Sandra and I stayed the whole term.Within the first week, Sandra started dating Pete, a guy on her course, so I often had the house to myself at...
My roommate Shelley had given me two big orgasms. As I was recovering, she said, "Now about this Sandra..." She was referring to the note that someone had passed under our door after seeing us together.The note read, "You two were so hot. I didn't mean to perv, but I couldn't resist once I had a peek. We should have a threesome sometime. Sandra 205""I wonder who she is. I mean, we've probably seen her around," Shelley mused.I roused myself and took the note from her and read it. "I...
LesbianBy : rajankumar Hi hello sabhi ISS readers ko meri taraf say mera naam rajan verma hai. Aur mai Punjabi may rehta hoon. Mer age 23 sal hai ye kahani 2 sal pehle ki hai ye story meri girlfriend Preety ki hai pehle mai apko apne bare may bata du mera naam rajan hai aur mera rang saf hai meri height 5 feet 7 inches hai mere lund ka size to apko bata nahi sakta, but apko itna jarur keh sakta hu ki itna hai kisi ladki ki pyas bhuja sake ab mai apko kuch preety bata du, Preety us time 19 sal ki thi...
Mera naam Rudra hai. Ek number ka harami aur besharam. Mera dimaag mere lavde mein hai, jo saala har waqt chudai ke liye uchalte rehta hai. Kasarati badan jo ghanto tak lavde ka saath deta hai. Waise toh bachpan se hi kaafi chudai ki hai. Lekin yeh wali sabse achi wali, ya yeh kahu ki sab se gandi wali hai. Main tab 30 saal ka tha. Shaadi hui nahi thi. Ghar mein rehta hi nahi tha. Naukri hi aisi thi ke sheher-sheher gaon-gaon bhatakna padta tha. Peshe se ek civil engineer, jiski degree paiso se...
Andrea Standing (part 2 of Andrea's Stand) A note at the beginning. One of the problems with writing a serial story is that the author feels a need to recap what happened in the prior portions. Please go back and read part 1, "Andrew Running". It will make this a better story. Briefly Andrew at 19, abused by his father, runs away to a distant relative, Aunt Clara. Andrew goes along with a joke played by Clara's lover Marnie, and ends up as Andrea working in Marnie's luxury used car...
By a series of sometimes unfortunate events you don't care to mention you have been blessed with complete mind control powers. These allow you the ability to bend the very rules of space and time and can control literally anything. The world is now yours to do with. So of course you wake up to an alarm bell ringing, mum yelling in your ear to get ready and uni exams just next week. Happily thinking of the dream you just had, you turn the alarm off and stop time and go back to sleep. Half an...
Mind ControlThere was a 70 year old grandma that moved in right next to my apartment, I was 18 at the time and my grandpa was 74. I lived with my grandpa at the time. The old grandma would come to talk to my grandpa each day, she would keep teasing him, she would flirt with him, she tried to seduce him. My grandpa ignored her at first but then he started flirting with her after a couple days. I once came out of my apartment only to see her sucking his dick outside on the porch while he was touching her...
It had been several months since my last sexual encounter with a guy, my previous buddy had moved away in the middle of the summer. I was at Uni now. I was lucky enough to be at Uni with several other friends, and this particular friend, Joe, had come to visit all of us, but stayed in my room. I’d fancied him for ages. He had dark hair, slightly tanned skin and a muscular frame, not stupidly muscled, but toned enough to drive me wild. Me, Joe and some friends had gone out clubbing for the night...
Die Bahn ist mal wieder brechend voll. Schöner Mist, dass du ausgerechnet an deinem ersten Tag nen Platten hast und auf öffentliche Verkehrsmittel zurückgreifen musst! Und dann auch noch bei dieser Hitze! Wann war es zuletzt so heiß im April??? Falls jemand noch einen Beweis für die Erderwärmung brauchte, bittesehr! Der erste Tag in der neuen Uni war dafür aber - bis auf die Heimfahrt - ein voller Erfolg. Die Professoren hatten nett gewirkt, irgendwie lockerer als an der alten Uni. Klar bis du...
TeenIt had been several months since my last sexual encounter with a guy, my previous buddy had moved away in the middle of the summer. I was at Uni now. I was lucky enough to be at Uni with several other friends, and this particular friend, Joe, had come to visit all of us, but stayed in my room. I'd fancied him for ages. He had dark hair, slightly tanned skin and a muscular frame, not stupidly muscled, but toned enough to drive me wild.Me, Joe and some friends had gone out clubbing for the night...
Gay MaleAt uni, Teresa or’Tess’ became by best friend. She succeeded my c***dhood friend Bethany who studied elsewhere. Me and Beth drifted apart. I met Tess on day 1. We were both 18 and we hit it off immediately. Drinks, laughter… …we are a similar size as well so there was plenty of dressing up together and clothes swapping. Tess never made any secret of the fact that she’d been intimate with a couple of girls in addition to boyfriends, and she would often make it clearly obvious that she was...
FLAT MATES - Part 3 Chapter 12 - "Another Year at Uni" It was Monday morning and the first day of the autumn term for my second year at the University of Manchester Institute of Science and Technology; exciting and groan-inducing at the same time. Today I had a bigger problem to cope with than my fellow students. For most of the summer vacation I had been living 75% of the time as a woman. I had even had my hair coloured and styled in an ultra-feminine fashion. So I had set my alarm...
Uni was going well I was getting my work done and still finding time to relax and have fun, the only problem was my room mate she was so cute and sexy and everytime we would talk my pussy would get so wet, and what made it worse she would walk around in her underwear while we chatted not that I minded that, but after watching her I would always spend the night fingering my dripping pussy hard and fast moaning into my pillow when I cum as not to wake her. She was really cute perfect body hot bum...
Hi everyone. I am 23 years old Indian and I live in Adelaide, Australia and my name is James. Today, I am going to share with you an experience of mine. This happened about two years back. I was in my third year of university at that time. I used to help most of the people in the university with assignments and projects. I had a very good friend of mine, who was one year junior to me, who usually used to come and ask for help with his studies. His name was Arpit and I never used to hesitate...
He watched them as they sat sipping their colorful drinks and flirting with male guests and hotel employees alike at the Garden Cloud Lounge. They were undoubtedly four sisters, all in their late twenties and thirties, and attractive. They were obviously American, and they laughed as they tried what little Spanish they knew on the young waiters. He had seen groups like this many times. Their often affluent husbands allowed them to have "Girl's Time Off" now and then. It worked out on both...
Hello dosto ek bar fir main aagya apni mami ki moti aur khushbudar gaand ki kahani lekar.…mera nam sunil he.Main moradabad ka rehne wala hun.Jaisa ki maine apni pichli story main bataya tha ki ye u.P. Ka ek chota sa bohot femous shehar he.Jise duniya pital nagri ke nam se janti he.Main apni kahani ka 3rd part aapke liye lekar aaya hoon.Aaj main 29 years ka hun. Aur aaj bhi aksar blue story padta hun.Aur muth marta hun apni mami ki gaand ke naam ki.Aur aksar blue story padata padta tha.Dosto ab...
Andrea On Her Own (Part 3 of Andrea's Stand) A Note Before: If you have not read parts 1 and 2, please go back and do so. I have spent some time trying to develop the characters involved and a brief description of the plot so far will not help you much. Chapter 1: Needing More I leaned back in my chair and stretched. It had been a long hour and a half finishing the homework from my calc. class. As I stretched I felt the sweater pressing against the breast forms and glanced...
This introduction story is based on true events. All the characters mentioned are above the age of 18. For personal reasons, the names of the characters have been changed. Any resemblance to any person, living or dead, is purely coincidental. The writer does not believe in any kind of discrimination or disrespect towards women. The story has been written for sexual satisfaction and should be held in the same regard. “Aah!” Nandini moaned as my thick member entered her...
IncestThis introduction story is based on true events. All the characters mentioned are above the age of 18. For personal reasons, the names of the characters have been changed. Any resemblance to any person, living or dead, is purely coincidental. The writer does not believe in any kind of discrimination or disrespect towards women. The story has been written for sexual satisfaction and should be held in the same regard. “Aah!” Nandini moaned as my thick member entered her...
IncestSant Ghoshal-Anand Goswami ‘pahunche huye’ siddh purush ya mahatma hn.Sundar Van ke ghane jungle me Aadiwasi basti se sata unka ‘Slddhashram’ h.swami ji vese to Raam Bhakti ki rasik shakha Sakhi Sampraday ke bhakt hn lekin vo Shiv Bhagvan ke nagn rup ke upasak bhi hn.Isi liye unke Ashram me ghuste hi ek sundar Shiva Ling sthaapit milta h. kaha jata h ki yeh ”Swaymbhu Lingam” h, arthat iska nirman kisi kaarigar ne nahin kiya, ye to uska apne aap bana prakritik rup h.ye nitya ling h. Swami ji ke...
Mandy's sickest stories - Mandy reloadedAuthor: SickoChickMandyAuthor's email: mandydarkfantasies [at] gmail [dot] comTags: F/f, torture, snuff, feet, nc, cannibalismProofread by EmmaPNote, that English is not my native language, so my writing will surely have many grammatical and syntax errors just as improper usage of expressions. I can only hope someone will still find it exciting. Be aware, this is graphic, brutal and extreme. I read it after writing and scared of myself.DisclaimerThis...
Andrew Running (part 1 of Andrea's Stand) Chapter 1: Running I called my Aunt Clara from the bus station. She didn't seem that surprised to hear from me and when I explained why I was there she told me to walk a couple of blocks to the local diner and get myself a cup of coffee. She'd pick me up in about half an hour. I sat and sipped chocolate milk and tried to eat a pastry while I glanced nervously out of the window waiting for my father to show up and force me into his...
by Millie Dynamite Jaden and I meet a few weeks after he transferred to the Naval base just outside of town. I sat on a bar stool sipping my Pappy Van Winkle when this tall African-American man in full dress uniform sat next to me. He whore captain’s bars. He possessed an air of authority. I nodded to him when perched on the next stool. He returned my nod with his own acknowledgment, in a deep voice he said, “Yo.” He spoke without looking at me. “I’ll have bourbon, make it a shot of Evan...
It was still early on Sunday night and I had the urge to talk to Marcie. She was comically critical of my commitment to get Smyth laid. "What made you volunteer for such an enormous feat, Sammy?" "I don't know." I did know, but I wasn't ready to admit to Marcie that I had heard Shirley tell me to turn the tables on Smyth for spying on me and my guests. "How do you plan to carry it out?" "I don't know." I really didn't know, but my sub-conscience was working on a plan. "Who...
Grandpa came back to my room..My young one Jake and I are going to go out of town this evening and will be back tomorrow. Do you think you can behave by yourself tonight? Yes Grandpa I will be fine. OK said Grandpa, but NO ONE is allowed over here this evening do you understand that? Yes sir Grandpa. After they left and I was sure they were gone, I got something to eat, and took a shower. It was about 8pm they had been gone for about 3 hrs. now. I snuck into my Grandpas room, went to his...
This is a story about seduction and transformation that’s written about a real-life sissy named Brandon Hippel, Brandon’s a cute little limp-wristed sissy-faggot from Abington Pennsylvania that loves to be humiliated and exposed online. She loves feminization, crossdressing, being exposed online, humiliation, anal play, degradation, being captioned, taking pictures, and talking to new people, so feel free to contact her through these various social media; Her kik is; HumiliationSlut2Her email...
Armand Wilson sat in his home office/study sighing. From the office, things had looked pretty good; business was on track, and Sharon appeared to be handling her new situation well. But in the car on the way home, Armand began getting bad vibes, and when he arrived at his mansion, things were even worse. Everyone on staff was walking around as if on eggshells. It took Armand about twenty minutes' worth of snooping, but the situation resolved itself -- the Hernandez' quarters were an armed...
by Oediplex 8==3~ The sweetest mom discovers her boy is both convenient and delightful. [She also recounts when her dad fucked her at nineteen!] Like the name of Madame DeVille's moniker, Cruella, some names fit the personality they are bestowed upon. Disney came up with that evil woman's apropos handle. My mother's folks named their only child, a daughter, Candy. This was shortly before the infamous 1968 movie was out. Though there were aspects of mom that paralleled the...
This is a true story, so, to protect her identity, I'll call her Kandi.She is my personal sex slave and slut. She is not my girlfriend. In fact, I am engaged to be married to a man. But there is dominant part of me that loves to sexually control, use and engage in rough sex with bimbo bitches who love it just as much as i. Kandi comes when I call. She knows not to bother me unless I initiate contact ... or else she'll be punished. Last weekend, I phoned her and told her to meet me at a...
BDSMThis encounter happened last weekend.....I was out with a few friends last weekend catching up and we end up at a popular club after dinner for a few drinks. As we arrived at the club it was quite empty as it is still early in the night, but the number start to pick up as the night go on. To put the story short around 11pm a group a girls wearing very skimpy clothing enter the club and by the look at them, they were out celebrating a hens night. All the guys in the club were checking the girls...
Chapter Three: The Unicorn's Mothers By mypenname3000 Copyright 2016 Anton – Rothin Forest, Kingdom of Athlos Almost nine months had passed since the last time I entered these woods. This time, I had no fear. I was beyond fear. After my leg recovered, I traveled to the island of Mictam and sought out the dread warlocks of Chevsa. I only had fleeting memories of the...things performed on me by those dreadful men. In my dreams, flashes of pain, blood, and loss filled me. A scar ran...
Anton – Rothin Forest, Kingdom of Athlos Almost nine months had passed since the last time I entered these woods. This time, I had no fear. I was beyond fear. After my leg recovered, I traveled to the island of Mictam and sought out the dread warlocks of Chevsa. I only had fleeting memories of the ... things performed on me by those dreadful men. In my dreams, flashes of pain, blood, and loss filled me. A scar ran down my chest like I had been gutted open like a fish and my insides hollowed...
Chapter Two: The Unicorn's Prowess By mypenname3000 Copyright 2016 Anton – Tol Via Village, Kingdom of Athlos “You're blinded by Biaute's cunt,” cursed Stefan as I marched towards the dark edge of the Rothin Forest. “It's dangerous in there. The unicorns will gore you. They're monsters.” “She's in there,” I growled. My Cherise had always been so fascinated by the forest. “Something's happened to her.” “Yeah, the cursed unicorns gored her,” my friend snarled, seizing my arm....
Lutz war unglaublich müde. Es war auch erst kurz nach 7 Uhr morgens. Die S-Bahn hatte Verspätung und nun musste er sich wieder in diesen total überfüllten Bus quetschen. Aber er wollte natürlich pünktlich in der Uni sein. Seine blonde mittellange Mähne war noch etwas zerzaust. Sein Rucksack hing lässig über der Schulter. Er trug heute die schwarze Lederjacke und Jeans. Insgesamt war er keine allzu auffällige Erscheinung, aber alles in allem konnten Frauen durch seinen Anblick durchaus schwach...
Hi friends, mera naam ronit ha, aur me iss ka bahut purana reader hu since 2007-08 or mene 1 story bhi post ki thi or aaj kal wo hot list me bhi h. Girls/bhabhis/aunties can contact me for any type of free service with 100% secrecy guaranteed. Ye story ha mere, meri maami or unki jawasn ladki ki waise to maami bhi bahut jwaan h. Me or stories ki tarah ye nhi kahu ga k unko dekh k log muth marte ha ya unko chodna chahte ha kyu ki mujhe kabhi kisi ne aisa kuch nhi kaha. Or han mere cock/lund k...
Well, now it's time for school. Candace and I go to a small high school, not private, but because we are so rich, it is not exactly public either. The students have been screened by my fathers' security teams; they are all exceptionally bright, well mannered, not prone to causing trouble, and to add ice cream to the pie, all are very good looking. There are 40 students, 20 boys and 20 girls. When the school was larger it had state champion quality teams in boys basketball, girls volleyball...
Andee woke to the sound of the shower running. Looking at the digital clock beside the bed she saw that it was just after 6:00 a.m. As she sat up in the bed, she was trying to shake out the cobwebs and jetlag in her head when the realization of what had gone on the night before became obvious. She was naked but couldn’t exactly remember at what point during the night her lingerie had come off. She rolled out of the bed, made her way to the closet and pulled on a t-shirt from her suitcase. She...
Wife LoversAndee edged her way through the crowd surrounding the luggage belt. She was happy to finally be off the plane after the three hour flight from Toronto, but still had some peculiar emotions about being in Houston. Ever since her encounter with Don back at the conference in Chicago she had been maintaining a casual connection with him, mostly on a professional level. When she received his invitation to come to Texas for a few days to explore first hand some of the research developments his...
Wife LoversAnton – Tol Via Village, Kingdom of Athlos "You're blinded by Biaute's cunt," cursed Stefan as I marched towards the dark edge of the Rothin Forest. "It's dangerous in there. The unicorns will gore you. They're monsters." "She's in there," I growled. My Cherise had always been so fascinated by the forest. "Something's happened to her." "Yeah, the cursed unicorns gored her," my friend snarled, seizing my arm. "And they'll gore you, too, Anton. She's dead. It's been two...
Prologue The creaking window sill did little to disguise the noises that erupted, like a flowing river of sound, from the room within. Gasps and groans could be heard from within. A male voice grunted as he released himself inside of his lover. Then, the woman followed suit with a gasp and moan of her own, also finding the heavenly release of orgasm. The night air was silent. The lovers lay in quiet contentment with their achieved feat. "Tarrin, my love, when must you return?" the...
This is a story about a sexual FANTASY written for consenting adults. If you're not both of those, don't read it. Characters in a FANTASY don't get sick or die unless I want them to. In real life, people who don't use condoms and other safe-sex techniques do get sick and die. You don't live in a FANTASY so be safe. The fictional characters in my stories are trained and experienced in acts of FANTASY - don't try to do what they do - someone could get hurt. If you think you know somebody...