HOSTEL ADVENTURES in Manila
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„Gosh, I love it here already”, the 25 year old beamed and squeezed Brian’s hand out of excitement. “Glad you like it”, Brian calmly responded, smirked at Karen and gave her a quick kiss on her forehead as they walked towards the reception desk. A servant was assisting them with their luggage. Brian was only 27 yet he was quite successful at the London based law firm he was working for. For this trip to Manila he had spared no expenses, made possible by his recent promotion. The couple had...
First let me describe myself. I am a young girl from Eastern India (Kolkata) aged 19 and full of life and energy. My name is Namita and I am rather tall and strapping, standing at a height of 5’4”. My school education was completed at Kolkata in a leading English Medium School for Girls only. Throughout, I was a bright student, and in my High School exams, I fared out with flying colors in the Science stream. My parents are from a middle class family, and rather conservative in their attitude....
LesbianThe Dragonair flight from Hong Kong to Manila just seemed too long, even though it was just two hours. But I was anxious to be there, to meet you, to take you in my arms finally, and to love you with all my heart, soul and physical being.I had been working for a month in Hong Kong, and that presented the opportunity for us to get together in Manila. To say I was excited was an understatement.Finally, the first officer announced that we were starting our descent, and I was overcome by fresh...
Straight SexWhen my mind wanders, it often meanders into erotic memories of Nancy, my favorite Filipina from my past. She was a DJ/VJ at a club in Manila, very out-going, quick to laugh and tease, usually horny, slightly kinky, and often enjoyed indulging her bi-sexual lusts. One of my favorite memories of our fun together started with a night out with a group of friends bar-hopping around to some of Manila club's. Later, we were well into a night of partying and dancing, and I took a break from the dance...
Being a studious girl is definitely boring. But fortunately for me, that wasn’t the case. Though i was brilliant in academics, it didn’t stop me from having fun, thanks to my hostel mates. Before joining the hostel i was like any other girl, who was studious. My life was pretty boring. But after completing my bachelor’s degree, i came to the city to complete my masters. My parents made me stay in a women’s hostel, as i was a girl and they stay in our town which was a night’s travel away from...
Hello dosto..mai Achal garg ek baar fir aap k samne pesh kar ra hu apni ek sexy story jisse pad kar aapko sex karne jaisa feel hoga.. “Hostel me chuda bhi or choda bhi” Bat bhut purani hai jab mai 19 saal ka tha or jab maine B.tech 1st year me admission hi lia tha ki kuch aisa hua jisse bhulana mere or aapke done k liye muskil ho skta hai.aapke liye isliye ki aapne aisi story shyad first time hi pada hoga.chaliye dekhte hai aapko kaise lagti hai ye story.. B.tech ka first day tha or thodi si...
Part One A light rain falls at a slant upon southern Glasgow, Scotland, in this early morning hour. On the edge of the south side is an old Hostel for those who’ll be staying for longer periods of time. As the rain begins to lighten, a cab slowly pulls in. The spidery branches of leafless trees creak with the cool moist breeze. Robert McLeod—an 18 year old high school graduate—climbs from the car and sluggishly makes his way inside. Sloppily, he slicks back his black shoulder length...
Hi indian sex stories dot net readers. I’m Charan . I study in a college that I’m not going to mention here. Lets talk in the comments section.. I’m 6 foot tall and have a fair complexion. My body is somewhat athletic. I generally sit in the last bench with my friends who all stay in the college hostel. One morning I was talking to my friends Ram and Neerajj about what tbey do in the hostel all day. We were laughing and joking the whole time. ” Neeraj sits in his room all day jerking off!”...
Gay MaleIn 2016, I went to Manila, Philippines for the first time. The single reason for this visit was to enjoy sex with fresh and young teen girls. I have been regular with prostitutes in my country but have hardly come across fresh young girls the likes of which I have heard in Philippines. I went there with a one month time with a single objective to enjoy sex. First I rented a two room apartment in a place nearby Manila for one month in a place called Borgus street, a suburb known for sex tourism....
Hello indian sex stories dot net doston, mera name rahul hai or main gujarat me rehta hu meri age 25 year hai.guys maine iss pe bahut sari story padhi hai even mere khud ka ek real incident pheli story me share kiya hai.story ka name “zalak meri friend ki gf ko choda” jis kisi ne bhi meri pheli story nahi padhi woh jaroor padhe.chalo ab jyada bore na karte hu main aapko mera dusra real incident iss k though aap logo k saath share karta hu. Baat tab ki hai Jab me baroda se diploma complete karke...
I have written two stories before this is a third one that I am writing which is a true incident that happened before when I was in University, I stated at the hostel. It was a boy’s hostel. There were lots of boys in that hostel. Some boys used to drink and come to the hostel and cause problems. My roommates don’t drink and I don’t drink as well. One day I came from my classes early. I opened my room and Suresh was there sleeping on his bed. I went near him and asked him if everything was ok....
Gay MaleThis desi gay gangbang story is about my wicked hostel life. First of all I’m kartik. Me ashok nagar se hu bachpan se gay porn dekhne ka shouk tha vese to hostel me smartphone allow nahi the but chori chipe sab allow he. Cast 1 manvendra nema, main character my ex boyfriend ex roommate my first lover. 2 sanskar singhai my neighbor and friend, 3 prateek goswami sanskar boyfriend and my third lover sanskar roommate. Venue carrer point gurukul thegda road kota rajasthan worst coaching institute...
My name is yaash, I’m 27 years old now. An MBA by qualification and a businessman by profession. I am a big fan of iss and have been following it for a long time now. Finally, even I got the courage and came out of my laziness to post my experience. This incident or the series of incidents coming up in the story is 99% true and nothing is imaginary except for the names of the characters for obvious reasons. I would like you people to give a review on the same and how to improve my writing for...
It was a sunday morning, I had woken up around 8 and my plan was to go swimming till 10. I stay in a hostel in hitech city, hyderabad and breakfast was served till 11. When I entered the dining hall I got my eyes fixated on most beautiful face I had ever laid my eyes on! She didn’t put in much efforts to look good. It was just woke up-freshen up look and she spotted me looking at her, I regained my composure and started serving myself. I was parallely thinking if I should join her for...
Hi guys & gals. My name is Reni, from cochin. This is my true story, I want share with girls like me. I left to cochin for my studies, as I’m a brilliant student and I got admission in engineering, which is far from my city, so I joined in ladies hostel. In hostel I got a room with three beds so I have to share with two other girls, out of the two girl’s one girl is new like me and another girl is our senior. I was very tired with the journey, and very uncomfortable as it’s a new place, I...
LesbianSome of the Dogging adventures that we have participated in we did not tell anyone who my husband was, he was anonymous just one of the guys that showed up. Those are some of the most exciting dogging adventures we have because the guys do not know my husband is watching and participating. My husband say’s the guys treat me different, nastier and sexually erotic when they don’t know he is my husband. Now my husband wants to take it to the next step. He wants to hide and watch me with 2 guys...
Karen rolled onto her fiancé now and cuddled up to him. Her tits were pressed against his chest and cum was flowing out of her pussy onto Brian’s thigh. “I love you so very much” Karen whispered and slowly kissed Brian just beneath his collar bone. She was tired and closed her eyes, resting her head on Brian’s upper body. Brian smiled lightly but kept staring at the ceiling. He placed a hand on Karen’s ass and gently caressed it when he said, in a state of deep relaxation: “Tell me a...
The most erotic and passionate nights in my life were in the arms of Filipina women.I had others in the days before I married, Korean, Japanese, Hmong, Vietnamese, Thai and a Latin woman or two, but the most passionate were the Filipinas. They knew it, and they breathed it, and so many I would see out on the boulevards of Manila were beautiful. But the one I think this post, was the one I had so wanted to spend the rest of my life with, but fate would have other plans. It was thirteen years...
For the most part, I try to be good and only have fun with the panties of folks that know what I'm doing with them (which means $) But it's hard not to pass up a chance to play when it presents itself. I'm going to share two of them here.One of my wildest and naughtiest experiences was when I was on a solo backpacking trip in a Scandinavian country which sees a lot of German tourists during the summer months. I was staying at a youth hostel in a dormitory. I was staying there for a week, doing...
Hii dosto mera nam suresh hai mai iss mai pahli bar story likhne ja raha hu ummeed karta hu aap sabko pasand aaye .Mai abhi 19 sal ka hu mai sidhe story par aata hu bat tab ki hai jab mai 12th class mai padhta tha. Mera ek bahot hi acha frnd tha uska nam nilesh tha wo or mai hostel par ek hi room mai rahte the . Ek din hamne plan banaya ki ham sab niche bed par soyenge kyu ki garmi k din the isliye ham fan k niche bed laga kar sone lage . Mera dusra jo room mate tha wo jaldii hi so gaya. Or ham...
Ek din jab main apne dost raju ke yahan tha to usne bola college mein ek ladka ravi hai, mujhe lagta hai woh hamme interested hai. Maine poocha kaise pata. Raju ne kaha, woh hum dono ko gaur se dekhta hai. Hum dono second year me the aur woh ladka first mein.uska hostel hamare se different tha. Maine kaha, chalo, woh to junior hai, aaj tharak wahan shant karte hain. Main aur raju, homo sex karte the, ek do baar hum jub masti kar rahe the to ek do ladke aaye the. Hamara college kaafi free tha...
Of the Adventures of John and Holly Part 37: Light My Fire A few months passed before we broke our pledge of monogamy. Seriously, In this house, with Stephanie and Sandy just a few feet away, that’s quite an accomplishment. I bet if you put Stephanie in a convent, in a month you would have a whole bunch of bi-curious nuns. Of course it was Stephanie that ended our monogamous relationship. It didn’t matter though; Holly and I had gotten back the confidence in our relationship that had...
The elevator doors slid close and I looked up into Tony’s piercing blue eyes. Here I was a mature married professional woman, alone in an exciting big city, heading toward a young, handsome stranger’s apartment. Soon the elevator doors would open and I would have to make a decision. Do I do the mature responsible thing, respect my martial vows and stay on the elevator or do I give in to the uncontrollable animalistic lust driving me wild and sleep with him? Who am I kidding, of course, I’ll...
A beautiful teenager with naturally huge tits, young Pinkie becomes a prisoner of her new found lust when she joins a biker gang and volunteers her bountiful breasts to become subjected to their bizarre bondage and perverted torture games. Once exposed to the exciting and glamorous world of nude dancing, Pinkie repels her inhibitions and thrusts herself into a non-stop quest for extreme sexual experiences including gang-banging, cat-fighting and severe bondage rituals. As new-born...
Once Todd left I turned and looked in the full length mirror on the closet door. My hair and makeup were a mess, my ponytail had come loose, my hair was damp with sweat and cum and my lipstick and mascara were smudged. I had dried cum on my face and neck. My pussy and thighs were caked with cum. I turned around and saw a line of cum running down the backs of my legs, from my ass to my ankles. My whole body was covered with layer of massage oil, perspiration and cum. I looked like a woman who...
"If you don't need me for anything else," the blond young man said as he picked up the small pile of folders off his boss's desk. "I'll put these away and take off." "Of course Tim," Jacqueline Kirby smiled. "Enjoy the weekend." As the 22-year-old assistant closed the door behind him, Jacqueline leaned back in her chair and pulled a magazine out from the top drawer of her desk. It was the latest issue of "The Adventures of Ultra Woman and Mega Girl", a book she'd looked forward...
Author's note: Hello folks, This is book 2 of The Adventures of Reggie Starr. Those of you who have read my stuff, know that I like Action/adventure/Si-fi/and a little Physic stuff thrown in too. One of my problems is I tend to melt all my characters together and give them all the same kinds of abilities. Reggie Starr is a small departure from that formula as, I want Reggie to be as physically normal as the circumstances will allow. Reggie has been placed in unusual conditions...
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After Kathleen’s solo adventure with Kyle, she seemed to become less and less interested in swinging with other couples. Our nights out at parties and nightclubs became rarer, and her insistence that I find a playmate of my own grew stronger. Without realizing it, our shared swinging hobby gradually transitioned into more of a parallel pastime.“I just think it’s easier this way,” she explained to me one night. “It’s too hard to find a couple where all four people are completely compatible and...
Wife LoversThe real-life adventures of Rati and Ryan (names changed) would be spread over multiple parts, slowly highlighting the live-in couple’s adventures to spice up their sex lives. I am Raj, Rati’s colleague and I am writing about Rati’s adventures, as told by her. FYI, this is my story and I own the rights to the story. This first part is on Rati and Ryan pleasing each other orally. Ryan understood Rati very well. He now lifted her face by putting his forefinger under Rati’s chin to lift her head...
Jun 5, 2009 Heavy Metal Thunder Solo Adventures #3 Current mood:creative Heavy Metal Thunder Productions Presents… Copyright protected on May 2009. The persons, places, entities, and events depicted in this story are fictitious. Any similarity to actual persons, places, entities, or events is unintentional and purely coincidental. Warning! Some stories may contain adult language, explicate violence, adult situations, and some sexual content. These stories are intended for a mature...
after living and working in BKK for many years i decided to write an erotic story based on some of the people i have known, venues and places i have been, and the P4P night-scene where i spent way too much time. here are the first 3 chapters of the 8 that i have written so far. please leave comments as i have never written a story before and i need feedback. i first started writing this back in 2009, so for those who may be familiar with BKK, take that into account. the names of the venues are...
Jazz And Jezzabell – The Book Store Adventures – The BeginningMy wife and I had been talking about going to the adult video and toy store and do some looking around. We have a fairly large collection of toys so it was far from our first visit to one. The store just happened to be on the way from my school to her work. I had a couple hours to blow so instead of wasting gas going home and coming back, I decided to drop in to the video store and see what it was like. We had just found the place...
Cross-Dressed Fairy Tales Part 3 By Dawn DeWinter In parts 1 and 2, Sherry and Sadie, two married men, went to a lesbian bar on their "girl's night out." There they came into the clutches of Mike and Big Sue, and are in danger of being raped - or worse - if Sherry cannot keep Big Sue entertained with "original" stories. This task has just become a mite more difficult with the arrival of two more people. Can they too be kept satisfied? Part 3 is based on Pinocchio, the story of the...
The Astounding Adventures of Timmy Johnson Part 2 By Nikki Mouton-Cadet Introduction Welcome back to the story of my adventures with the wonder-drug 'Re- juve'. In case you don't know, it was a brand-new therapy designed to rejuvenate old people. What it actually did was to regress men down to the age of adolescents while turning women into the dominant, masculine gender. I don't think that's what any of us expected when we started on all this but that's what happened. My name...
[email protected](I’d like to acknowledge the great work by Trent Wolf in his ?Domino? stories for the inspiration to pen this style of story and to the ?House of Gord? for ideas of some of the predicaments that befall Suzzanne, finally a great fan Rollo T for his ideas and inspiration)SUZZANNOBOT!The Further Adventures of Agent Suzzanne Midsummer - 4 CHAPTER 1She rose from the surf like a Venus, the water cascading down her body giving her tanned toned skin glossy lustrous appearance in...
As she had suspected, none of the men realized anything out of the ordinary was happening. All they saw was that one of the ladies that had been there, yesterday, was leaning down to pick something up, and the guy named Steve was holding her arm. She probably dropped an earring.They strolled over to where the other men were gathered, waiting for instructions, and were greeted pleasantly by the bleary-eyed men. Nearly all were either holding cups of coffee, holding at least one, but usually two...
Tod was mentally kicking his own ass as they sped down the lane to the County road. It was almost a mile because of the roundabout path, and he was going MUCH slower than he wanted. It just wouldn't do, to wrap them around a tree, or get stuck. If they got into a REAL jam, even calling for help might be useless, from what HE had been told of their speed, agility, and strength. They only had the one gun, that HE knew of, and the guys pig-sticker probably wouldn't help much. He looked up and...
The next day, Carl's crew came and got an early start. By 7 in the morning, all the equipment had been serviced for the day, fueled up, and left to idle to let it get warmed up for the days work. Some of the men knew the Kelly's, and some had met Dave, or, at least put in applications to work for him. He had the reputation of being a square-shooter, that took VERY good care of his people. In some areas, he and Mr. Landis, or, as he preferred to be called, Carl, were two of the best bosses that...
Everyone was excited over Carol's announcement. Liz pulled her over between her and Clara, and both mothers were hugging her, tears streaming down their faces. "OH, SWEETIE!!! We're SO proud o' ya'! How far did he say ya were?" Carol looked at her Mom. "Doc said, best he can tell, he had me go up fer an ultrasound, I'm right around 2, maybe 3 months along. He said that, right now, it's not much bigger than my two fists put together. He tole me that he can get a heartbeat, USUALLY, at 8 or 9...
Patti and Rick went up the stairs, Patti giggling about something she had failed to share, SO FAR. Rick figured, rightly, that she would tell him sooner or later. The main thing they all shared was that besides all being beautiful girls, they were all chatterboxes. They could hardly go a minute, unless their mouths were otherwise occupied, without saying something. They all, he noticed, loved sharing their most intimate stories of each other, regardless of whether it might be embarrassing to...
Alice awoke suddenly, shivering, the air quite chilly on her naked flesh, which was rather strange, or so she thought, seeing as she’d been immersed in hot water, or so she had thought.“I must have been dreaming again,” she murmured as she shook her head. “Or perhaps this is the dream…”Other images seeped into her mind, however, making her re-consider whether it had been a dream or a nightmare. She was having a bath. It was quite pleasant, only she’d been shackled in the tub so she couldn’t...
Fantasy & Sci-FiIntroduction: This is my first story, any advoice is welcome. Hope you enjoy it. Libbys great night time adventures (1) – Libby and Tiffany Libby was 12 years old when she had her first great night time adventure. Her friend Tiffany had told her how she and her older sister had their own adventures and all the neat things they learned on their excursions. The one adventure Libby was especially interested in was of Tiffanys mommy and daddy and the games they played at night. Tiffany didnt want...
Introduction: Some dirty sex fun I had recently. The Adventures of Ann: This Adventure is Titled Boats and Snakes The names in my story are not real to protect the innocent as well as the guilty parties involved. Hello, my name is Ann and I would love to share some of my adventures with everyone. I am a very happily married 56-year-old woman. It took me three marriages before I truly found happiness as well as pleasure. I will be sharing with you just what I had to endure and face until I...
Things like fucking your own Mom. Now a complete obsession in my life. Whatever I do. Wherever I go. It's all I think about. Are we going to fuck, suck, lick or fondle each other when she gets home from work and me from College? Where are we going to do it? On my bed? Her bed? In the shower? In the kitchen? On top of the washer dryer set to spin? Fuck, I'd even do it in the back seat of our car in the middle of the local Wallmart parking lot. Like I said. Obsession. Anytime. Anywhere. So...
MASON LIKES THE DICK AND HE WANTS IT IN AND AROUND HIS MOUTH. THEN HE WANTS IT IN HIS BUTTHOLE,THENITGOESINHISURETHRA. AFTER HE HAS THE PEAHNUS IN AND AROUND HIS BUTTHOLE AND URETHRA HE WILL TAKE IT AND RUB IT ALL OVER HIS OILED UP TITTY FACE BUTT HOLE WANK STAINED. THEN MASON DRESS HIS BODY WHILE PEANUS MAN ALSO DRESS SELF BUT THEMS WAS THE SAME. MASON WAS OUT OWN PEANUS IN SELF. THEN MASON OUT WENT AND MET PEOPLES WHIO DIN DUD NOT KNOWS HIMS SCECROT OF OWN PEUNUS PUNTATION WITH OWN PUNIS....
THE PET: Adventures 1 & 2“The chronicles of a devoted pet and her master”By Virgil KnightingCopyright 2012 by Virgil KnightingAUTHOR'S PREFACE This book contains a collection of explicitly erotic adventures, between a pet, and her master; their identities forever shrouded in mystery. Readers are highly encouraged to place themselves into the adventure, using their personal backstory and circumstances. CHAPTER 1LOVE ALWAYS THY LOVES ESSENCE Lying on her back, naked, pristine, she seductively...
HardcoreTHE PERILOUS ADVENTURES OF ISABEL AND MOIRA By Sailor 861 Isabel Metcalfe's nipples and pussy were still singing their sexy songs whenshe and husband Peter arrived home from their bondage weekend at Hotel Balmoral,near Cape Wrath, Scotland, with best friends Moira and Graham MacPeak thatsummer in 1975. Married just 1½ months, Isabel's sex life had takenstellar leaps forward in quality, duration and frequency since she arrivedhome in early June with her ankles chained following an alien...
I woke up gradually, back in my hotel room on Saturday morning. I was lying in the bed naked, wrapped in a sheet. My body was achy, like after a good workout, but then again, I did have a strenuous workout at Tony’s apartment. When I got back to my hotel room, I was too tired last night to do anything except rip off my dress and fall into bed. I kicked the off the sheet and ran my hands down my body, no marks, a slightly tender pussy and asshole, a little dry cum on my legs, not bad for such a...
Introduction: Beginning of Alices adventures Alices True Adventures Prologue – NO actual sex in this chapter but there will be plenty in future chapters I remained a virgin until……………. Everyone is 18 or over in this Adventure. I may not specify the exact age but they are all 18 and over. I was talked into writing my story from the time I was eighteen from my daughter Barbara. I hope you enjoy the first Chapter of my Adventure. My life all changed back in 1974 and at 41 I still keep in...
The Astounding Adventures of Timmy Johnson By Nikki Mouton-Cadet Let Timmy Johnson tell his story in his own words: Introduction Hi Everyone. First off, "Timmy Johnson" is not my real name. So, don't try looking me up in any catalogues or registers. When I was born, too long ago to think about now, my loving parents named me; Timothy Andrew Johnson. But, for some reason, ever since all those changes, they call me Timmy. I suppose, after all these years, I'm okay with that. ...
Introduction: Continuation of series. You may want to read Chapter 1 first. Yukios Adventures Part 2 **I want to take a moment to thank all the people who have taken the time to read my stories thus far and who have given me so much encouragement. Your PMs and comments really have made me smile when I didnt think I was doing that well. Special thanks to JetiJah, workingman, Stillagood1, and BadinAGoodWay for their time and suggestions to a new writer. To all the Unknown people who took the...
HomeDartmoor, in the winter as rugged and rough as the thorny gorse bushes that thrive on the hillsides, in the summer as beautiful as the woodland that nestles along the banks of streams that trickle into the rivers.It is my home of choice outside the bustling city of Exeter, where I’ve worked for the past 10 years. My job is a high salaried, its high-profile stressful working for the city council. Big budgets, hiring and firing people all the daily problems all add to the stress, but I love...
At the LakeI have never told this, or any other, story about my wife, as she is entitled to privacy. But with this being an anonymous story board, I thought I would tell a few of her escapades.My wife's name is Wendy. A cute name for a cute girl.We met when she was a senior in college and doing an internship in my office. I had a girlfriend at the time, and although Wendy and I were attracted to each other, we didn't go out together, except for lunch a time or two a week. Usually, the other...
A Requiem of My DreamsFor the readers who have followed the Curious Adventures of Teaganella Presents, from the beginning, then you know what happened in the last episode. And for the ones who read the Babysitter, part I and II, those two stories are more fiction about myself, yet with the non-fiction influence of my older sister and the lifestyle I witnessed in our house. I must make it clear that whatever happened in the Babysitter series, did not happen to me. What happened in the last...
I would like to inform all the readers of this story that this is a true story. All those who like my story can send me their appreciation on my email id Friends my name is Vishal, first let me tell you about my family. We are based in Jaipur and I have three elder sisters, Poonam, Sapna and Rekha. My father is a retired teacher and my mother is a housewife. My father got married at a very late age and subsequently waiting for a baby boy, I was born when he was 45 years. My mother is very...
Incest“So, where shall we go next?” Aldalome asked the party once they had left the Council Hall. “I could do with a drink, and a warm bed to rest in,” Ehs said. Vennoa wasn’t sure if she wanted to continue being in the party, but the tavern did sound like a good option, so she kept quiet. “I must return to my people and tell them about what has happened,” Oceanus said. “You don’t have time even for one drink?” An’gari asked. “I’m afraid not. If you ever come to our waters, I will gladly take...
I was pretty bummed out about the whole situation because I had been hanging out quite a bit lately with a boy in my class...Ricky. I guess you could say that Ricky and I were “dating”, although I wasn’t really allowed to have a boyfriend....My parents would never allow it, not until I was older. None of my friends were really into boys yet. Everyone at school thought we were best friends. They knew we hung out a lot, both at school, and meeting up after school. But they didn’t know we had a...