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“It went –zzzzip- when it moved and POP when it stopped and =Whirrrrrrrrrr= when it stood still, I never knew just what it was and I guess I never will.” -from “The Marvelous Toy,” by Tom Paxton I found it in a shoebox with a few of Grandpa’s old things, his dog tags from the army, a broken wristwatch without a band, some faded picture postcards, a lapel pin from some kind of fraternity or honor society, a few scraps of paper, and half of an old Captain Mid-Nite secret decoder ring. All that...
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I have been crossdressing since my mid-teens, from sneaking a pair of my sister's knickers to sneaking into the gardens of my parents' neighbors and pinching underwear from washing lines. In my late teens, when I found girls and sex, I purged any clothing that I had and managed to put the ’urge’ behind me. I settled down and got married.Unfortunately for me (or not?), my wife liked to wear very sexy underwear, stockings, and very revealing outfits. This meant there were a lot of these ‘things’...
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One evening as you were relaxing at home after work, you hear the doorbell.I am at the door. I tell you that I am there on business having to do with the house. (I have found out that the house that you rent is going to be sold). I tell you that I have to do a quick inspection and then I will be able to refund your housekeeping deposit.You ask for ID, which I supply and then ask me in. We sit down in the living room and I ask you about ten questions about the house.I ask you if you could take...
Fortysomething By Melissa Tawn It was Alice Carter's birthday: fortysomething. She sat in her favorite easy chair, a drink in hand, and thought back on her life. Birthdays are the time one takes stock. She had been born Alan, a boy, though inside she knew, that she was really a girl. At one point she tried to explain this to her parents, tried to get them to understand, but they were unable to do so. This was in the days before the internet and the local library was...
I am shwetha, an undergraduate working in Bangalore. I was working in five star hotels as house keeper and getting 3000. Rs. Marketing manager mam sema was looking so gorgeous I never saw or imagined a lazy like herseema ready is young studied in US and very good in giving business to hotel. As she was good friend of housekeeping manager she often visiting our section and when we met once she asked me to come to working her homes her previous servant left. She promised me 8000. And she told I...
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We arrived in Halstaad Fjord and were greeted by a group of elders accompanied by twenty beefy looking men, all were dressed in the traditional Neo Viking way with leather vests and trousers and shirts. They all wore identical helmets and swords and all were dressed in the same dark brown color. Egill was also with them. As we stepped ashore he said to me, I know what happened, Eric and I will take it from here. You may have noticed the men; these are the first members of the Nilfeheim...
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MatureJack was bending over into an empty display case as he refilled it with his signature chocolate cupcakes. They were the very ones that put him on the map and made it possible to open up his dream shop. Sweet Nothings was his pride and joy. The French inspired Bakery and Bistro has thus far been his greatest achievement. He could hear the distant ching of the cash register as he placed the last of the cupcakes from his baking tray into the case. The sound of money always put a smile on his face....
I want you to do very bad things to me. Bad things that feel very good. Bad things that sometimes cause you to question the moral fibres of your being. Bad things with your hands, like say slap my face or my hairless aching need, use my peachy arse, which if allowed a voice, would deafen you with it's incessant begging for violation. Might you look at me with an adoration that I only know in my stories, so that we can call these bad things, Terribly lovely things. "Please!" my eyes tell you...
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Again, it had been some time since my last sex-adventure. Recently, I received a PM, requesting my first encounter with my pinay, Lovely. If anyone had follow my stories, Lovely is a domestic helper with my mom, staying with my mom. I had been dating her for almost close to a year now.Of the many things, I would love to write and share about my hot, beautiful, loving Lovely. My first hit-on Lovely was actually a proposition from her. Many of you might remember that Philippines was hit by the...
The Prom Queen - The Story of a Lovely Boy -- Part Six By Katherine Day (Copyright 2006 by K - G Communications) Corey Sanders, his loveliness so apparent in the junior dress he was wearing, stood in nervous anticipation, holding hands with his boy friend, Mark Lundstrom. He was one of five contestants to win the honor of being Prom Queen for Carney High School. The five were joined by their male partners and other supporters and they waited in the wings of the giant stage of the...
Altered Fates: The Birthing By Ellie Dauber (c) 2007 Here's a very short gargoyle while I take a break from "Eerie Saloon." * * * * * "Tansie," Alyson Palmer yelled. "Get Her Majesty some more spiced wine." "Yes'm." Tansie Nutter ran over to pour the wine. She was outwardly obedient to the midwife, but her thoughts were far different. 'Her Majesty... the king's slut'd be more like it. It ain't fair that she's having such an easy time of it, when the queen wore herself out...
The Prom Queen: A Story About a Lovely Boy - Part Four Copyright, 2006 by K. G. Communications Even though his attorney had arranged to have Corey excused on the day after the School Board meeting, so as to avoid the many distractions that an interested media might create, Corey was determined to go to school, as he had done in the past few weeks, dressed in his unisex manner. "Thanks," he told the attorney, Kristen, "but I have come this far and don't see any reason to shy away...
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My Lovely Husband by Vickie Tern Honestly, how was I supposed to know he was God's gift to women, an incredible hunk, broad shoulders, rock-hard chest muscles, and a cock that feels like a fat electric plug -- when he inserts it and pushes it in deeper, you shriek and glow and then go absolutely radiant! When I first agreed to go back to his place for a drink I thought OK, he's attentive, and plenty eager, and very goodlooking too. I bet he's abrupt in...
Mummy's Little Plaything I'm Paul this is my story ; Like every little boy I loved my Mum, she was the centre of my world and given that I didn't have a Dad like most of the other kids at school she was even more important. I'm not sure when dad left us but I was very young and can just barely remember a father's presence in the house. Like all boy's I lived for pleasing Mummy, seeking out praise and love and attention at every opportunity. The trouble was I never seemed to...
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It was Lovely's day off. We had been planning for this few days ago. Initially was planning to go to Garden by the Bay, but the Sun was blazing hot. So we decided to just go to coffee bean and have our breakfast.After breakfast, we went to a H81 along Balestier. Must be due to Sun. All those Foreign Workers bring their Pinoy GF, plus some uncle with PRC. Got to wait for almost an hour for a room. Nonetheless, an hour is easy to pass while waiting at a nearby coffeeshop chit-chatting with...
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MatureThe Prom Queen: A Story About a Lovely Boy - Part Five By Katherine Day Copyrigh, 2006 by K. G. Communications As Corey walked the halls of Carney High in the few days remaining before the prom queen competition, it was clear he was being recognized as a girl. In particular, it seemed that girls accepted him as one of theirs, except for Nicole, her supporters and a few girls who were uptight or prudish, maybe due to strong...
After a few months of working for Heather, the Fantasy Fuck Store owner, she approached me with a new offer. “Ken I have received several phone calls from ladies who have got wind of your ‘personal services’ from their friends - you know how our clients like to show off - but the difference is that they admit to not being confident and would rather be encouraged rather than lead. They also mentioned that they had been told how much you cared, were polite and very imaginative, which I suspect...
Althea's Lovely Weekends by Ginny Wolf I am at the motel. I arrived first and checked in. This is the rendezvous, halfway between our homes. I wait impatiently for my dear lover. I haven't seen her in almost two weeks and it's killing me. The longer I wait the harder it gets. When we can't make it to one home or another, we meet here but it has been a long time since we have gone so many days without seeing each other. I look down at my feet and realize that I have been...
The Prom Queen: A Story of a Lovely Boy - Part Two (Copyright 2005 by K-G Communications) By Katherine Day The more Corey looked in the mirror the more he felt he was looking at a girl, and not at himself, but at a very pretty and feminine girl. He found great excitement welling up within, becoming woozy and light- headed with a strange anticipation. His mood was confused. He was also embarrassed: he was a boy; yet, here he was a beautiful girl. Boys were supposed to have hard...
Introduction: A predator finds his prey on the train. In the night sky far above the lighted ceiling of Penn Stations main concourse, thunderclouds gathered in the New York City sky. Even on a good night it was next to impossible to see a star, but the encroaching storm blackened the Manhattan night. Neon signs stood out in brilliant relief against the rumbling grey darkness. A story and a half below street level, the brown concrete of the platforms vibrated with the force of trains pulling...
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The Prom Queen: A Story About a Lovely Boy - Part Three (2nd Section) Copyright, 2006 by K. G. Communications (Note: This section of Part 3 of this story was left out in the transmission. For sequence purposes, it should be read before Part 4. The author apologizes) The public announcement that a boy would be running as prom queen at Carney High spread like wildfire; by 2 p.m. on the day it was posted, there were television trucks outside the school, interviewing students...
Hi incest Lovers, This is David again, I am 24 years old from Hyderabad. This is continuation of my previous story “A Lovely Sister Relationship Changed into Incest.” I got a good response from the readers of my previous story. Thanks a lot and am grateful for having your valuable feedback. Please note that my mail id was wrongly spelt in previous story. Even though I got response from people who has seen my profile. My mail id was Coming to the story, My Mom and Younger sister went out for...
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Hello readers, this is steve. I know that you have been eagerly waiting for my 5th part of the story series ”shirley-my lovely sister”…first of all i would like to thank all my readers for their comments and suggestions on my story.. For the new readers starting with this part, i m providing the below links to read them to get full idea of the plot although each story in itself ll make you orgasm.. Any ladies/ divorced/widowed women who would like to have secret sex chat/ fantasy sex/ wild sex/...
IncestMelissa's Lovely Mommy: Just like Mommy Miss Samantha Love Styles placed the corset around her dainty demure son's waist ensuring it was properly centered. She then began to pull and tighten the lovely rustling ruffled trimmed red silk laces confining him further within it. Johnny could feel the corset tighten as the lace was pulled through the stainless steel eyelets located on the back of his constricting corset. He looked at his reflection with awe as his waist continued to shrink...
In our country one of the normal things is to go to the sauna, at least once a week. This means that the family strips nude and goes into a small room with a temperature of around 90 degrees Celsius, that is quite close to the boiling point of water. You sit there for about a quarter of an hour getting warmer by the minute. You start sweating, the sweat running down your entire body. That is one thing you don’t feel embarrassed about. What you might feel embarrassed about is if you get a hard...
Any stories I read about cuckolding, were always the woman trying to humiliate her husband, who is an inadequate sissy. Not in this case. I am not inadequate, been told more than once by women I am a great lay. I’m not a sissy guy (martial arts training) and I have a 6 1/2 inch thick hard cock. And you have to know that my wife and I love each other dearly and I don’t want anything bad to happen to her. It is just super exciting to know my wife Sherry is having sex with other guys. She...
I want you to do very bad things to me. Bad things that feel very good. Bad things that sometimes cause you to question the moral fibres of your being. Bad things with your hands, like say slap my face or my hairless aching need, use my peachy arse, which if allowed a voice, would deafen you with it’s incessant begging for violation. Might you look at me with an adoration that I only know in my stories, so that we can call these bad things, Terribly lovely things. ‘Please!’ my eyes tell you...
Hello All ISS readers, I am sandeep from Indore. I am a regular reader if the ISS & this is the by far the best sex story site I have ever been. So lets start now I am 25yr old 5ft 11″ tall with a nice physic(gym build) & I am a punjabi boy. My partner my lovely neighbour Rekha 38yr old a fair bhabhi with a figure of 36 28 40 so sexy. means at this age she can compete any girl & win the competition in looks. Now the story begins I use to gaze her daily from my balcony at 12 noon fix because...
PLAYTHING by Geneva A powerful businessman muses on his plans for revenge on an old enemy. It has taken me some time and much detailed planning to come to this part of my revenge for the years of your demeaning comments and slights. Actually, I feel slightly apprehensive but now I can set the procedure in motion. This is the crux, but certainly not the finish of my plans for you. I will be careful and methodical. I intend to enjoy the continual oversight, dominance and attention...
Brianna whispered in my ear. ‘Do you feel safe, Andy?’Did I feel safe?First, I need to explain the position in which I found myself.Brianna had brought me into a luxurious apartment and blindfolded me, before guiding me into another room where soft music was playing.All she had told me about the evening was the owner of the apartment, a woman in her fifties, had got friendly with Brianna and mentioned she had fancied the pants off me. Together the two of them hatched a plan to use me as her...
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SunbathingI get home from work it’s been a hot day, the sun was burning, in the kitchen I get myself a cold beer. I walk to the bedroom to see if you are there and maybe you didn't hear me, as I look out the window I see you in the garden, totally nude sunbathing.I strip and walk down naked, I feel my cock starting to grow as I walk on the grass closer to you.I enjoy the sight of the sun shining on your naked body, there are some drops of sweat on your body.A sound behind me makes me turn...
Sandy and I went to the beach hoping we could get together a team for volleyball Karen came running up to us yelling come with you two I got a almost a team. We yelled back Yes, Yes I couldn’t believe it when Karen kissed us both rather nicely and said gawd I love you too. We won four times and the hold team agrees to go forfeit and cancel. Sandy told Karen she Ok’d her coming over and nude sunbathing with us, Karen was ecstatic said I know and again kiss us both saying I love you two. I really...
Blond ballet beautySix years her senior, almost seven in fact, I always drive Leah to her lessons.The young yummy blond beauty loves her ballet classes much more than her school.Twice a week I watch her practise, slowly also becoming a bit of an expert at it.Back home she often asks me to help to adjust positions in her daily exersizes.I love to watch her get better at it all. I second her longing for some support.Her only birthday wish is a full wall mirror in her room, to help her practise.I...