A Very Special Club of Jerk Offs
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Ever Jerk Off to Celebs? That’s more of a rhetorical question, because even the most novice masturbator cranks it to the pretty girls on TV and the sexy bitches from the movies. I’ve got a whole Fapping category here at ThePornDude full of nude models, actresses, singers and even politicians, because let’s face it, sometimes you’d rather crank it to R-rated shots of your long-term cinematic crush than the nymphomanic megawhores of hardcore sites like Brazzers. Hey, I get it.JerkOffToCelebs.com...
The FappeningA DN sister “gas” story.A nurse collected the last patient, this time a young schoolgirl, her mum was told to wait for her and as the nurse led her away, I heard her tell her there was nothing to be scared about, and that they had some special black chewing gum for her that she had to bite not chew. An euphemism for the prop no doubt. I’d be next. I thought back to how I’d got myself into the predicament of being in a waiting room queue for gas extractions. I’d applied for a Dental nurse job at...
As you now may know I love to jerkoff and do it every day, sometimes twice even if I fuck my wife. She has gotten use to me playing with my cock all the time. I jerked off for her on our very first date when she was having her period.I use to hide it from her like in the shower, the bathroom, behind the garage, but she caught me a few times and just smiles and says have fun. Gradually she started to like for me to jerk off for her usually when she's fully clothed. She would tell me how hot...
My wife and I have been married for many years, and have probably lost some of the spark. We had talked before about the possibility of her being fucked by another man. Because of her long catholic background, she was reluctant to even discuss the issue. Over the years, she determined that she did not want to fuck me, or suck my cock. She no longer wanted to participate in mutual masturbation either. At this point, she agreed to at least masturbate me on Saturday evenings, and the rest of the...
I love going to those Asian massage places for happy endings.I have been to many and have had all ages and sizes jerk me off making my body look like its being electrocuted. I loved hearing this young woman break the silence to say "Oh, you gotta nice cock!" One hand squeezing my balls and the other tightly jerking me off to a fine explosion. I loved seeing it drip down her tiny hands and see her big smile at having completed her task, a job well done.Another one, rounder but always smiling was...
The paraphrased clinical definition of a handjob is masturbating an erect penis with one's hand. Just good ole fashioned jerking off is one of many slang terms for it. A handjob separates itself from many other types of masculine sex because a guy can perform it by himself. Because of this, the handjob has a reputation of being the lowest form of sex desired after intercourse or blowjob. If you understand the male penis, are willing to put some variety and effort into your performance, you can...
Cliff had been single his entire life. Married women were particularly attracted to him. He had many affairs and most of those affairs had ended with the husband and wife divorcing. It was obvious that married couples were having problems and some women were just seeking something they were not getting at home. Cliff was not looking for married women on purpose; many of the women did not tell him they were married until he figured it out.Ashley and her husband, Geoff, were hoping Cliff would...
‘Kaitlyn?’ Recognizing a familiar voice behind me, I turned around. ‘Susanne! What are you doing here?’ She was a friend of my parents’, and I had gone to school with her kids. But what she was doing here, in the hallway outside my dorm room, I had no idea. ‘I’m here to help Geoffrey move in – right down the hall from you, it looks like!’ It was a challenge, but I managed to contain my honest reaction (which I’ll share with you in a moment) and simply replied, ‘Oh, great. Well, I have to...
Geoff called round and said he'd like to see me in stockings and suspenders next time. I told him I didn't have any of my own, and my mum only wore tights, so I couldn't borrow any either. "Don't worry" he said with a wink, "I'm going to buy you some".A couple of days later I found a note from Geoff pushed through the letterbox: "Tonight at mine, 9pm".I waited till mum went out to play darts then quickly raided the laundry basket in the bathroom. I could smell her Lentheric body spray in the...
"Session 2: Jerk Your Meat To My Sexy Feet"by Janet MasonIt's your second session of Jerk-Boy Boot Camp...and you start off by showing up 5 minutes late. Not the best way to make a good impression, is it jerk-boy? Irritated, I ask you to show me your Jack-Off Journal so I can read through your entries for the past week. I see that you've made some pretty solid notes, telling me that you've been jacking your little dick every day since Session 1 when I made you worship my pretty,...
We met at a different house every time the club met. We might meet only once a month with all the members, but some members would meet in smaller groups more often if they cared too. We were young and old, male and female, beautiful and average, gay and straight, and we all loved masturbating. It had all began slowly, of course. I was the instigator. I loved jerking off. Much more than fucking, which I had experienced several times. But I had always returned to jacking it for my real pleasure....
This story took place a couple years ago when i was in highschool. One of my good buddies would always come over and we would play xbox or watch a movie i had downloaded or sumthing like that. So one night he came over and we were playin xbox, the decided to watch a movie. I happened to have some vodka hidden in my room, so we decided to drink while we watched the movie. drinking was still a special thing to be doing because we were both u******e and had to hide it from my parents. We ended up...
When I was in college, sometimes I had to share apartments with roommates I hardly knew. There was one I couldn't stand – I'll call her F.B. for fucking bitch. First of all, F.B. lived like a complete pig, which really pissed me off, and she was always bitching about someone or something. Also, her boyfriend was kind of a jerk, and he was over a lot. He would show up all the time without calling; just pop in, which I thought was extremely rude. And then they would be in F.B.'s room for hours...
College SexHello all, and thanks for reading. This is a continuation of my first true story, “1st Mutual Jerk”. It is a bit longer than the first, but that is because I wanted to try to capture everything.Again, respectful comments are appreciated.As I lay in bed that night I couldn’t help but think back to what had happened earlier that day, to Steve & I jerking off to the porno mag. In just moments I was hard and started stroking myself as I re-lived it again. I kept thinking about how much I...
The post was listed in the 'casual encounters' section. It was simple and straight to the point. It said, "I'm a white male in my late 20s. Looking for another straight-ish dude to come to my place after midnight, watch some porn, and jerk off with me." I emailed him at around 11:30. We traded dick pics. I was on my way.When he opened the door, he was wearing boxers and a t-shirt. He looked like he was a banker or something. He obviously worked out. "Hey," he said. "I'm Steve. Do you want to do...
It's not easy to ask a woman, and a friend, to witness the humiliation of your husband, but it had to be done. I place a call to the only woman that I trust to get the job done, aside from the one who is already helping me on this task. "Hello, Mrs. Blanc." "Hello, Mrs. Riviera." "What's up, Cate." "I have a favor to ask and if you don't want to do it, you're the only one I trust to suggest someone else." "What do you need?" "I need an actress in a role play scenario. There wouldn't be much...
AnalOne summer when I was in high school, two of my friends - Frank and John - and me, Tim, used to go ‘camping.’ Now, we wouldn’t go very far away from home, we would gather our sleeping bags and one guy had a large tent and we would go about 10 blocks from our neighborhood where there was a small wooded area. We’d walk in far enough so that no one could see us from the street and set up camp.Mostly it was an excuse to smoke and curse and tell dirty stories totally away from our parents.We’d set...
It was just a silly love story that I published on a smutty amateur erotica website, and it all went horribly wrong. It was based largely on the real-life redemption of my marriage, after infidelity almost ended it. But I used too much of my real life. Too many damning details made it traceable back to me, and now there is Hell to pay. My name is Marie, and if you haven't read the twelve parts of the Last Wives Club story, that's okay. I will briefly re-introduce the main characters and attempt...
LesbianI love my grandfather, but he's really old fashioned. He grew up in the fifties and I guess back then they had all these traditions and stuff. Like having supper together every night, all sitting around the table. At the same time! Get a life! You know? That was just one of the things he talked about them having to do all the time too. Anyway, that was all just borderline interesting until my Mom got T-boned by this guy who ran a red light and it totaled the car and really fucked her up....
I first discovered masturbation at the tender age of 11. I grew up on a farm so sex was something my brothers and I saw on a regular basis, not between people, but between the animals on the farm, so I knew what I had a penis for. At age 11 I had my first wet dream, and soon discovered that I could experience that feeling anytime I wanted, and lost no time in finding spots around our house and grandma's farm to jack off. At 12 I started getting hair around my cock and balls as well as a little...
Climbing off the bus the following morning, I made myself a promise that I wouldn’t let the excitement of my Aunt’s coming to visit that night take away from the John Travolta-like walk from the opening credits of Saturday Night Fever I had practiced since the girls fought over me. I had been right to think I would be the talk of the school today, especially since Becky and Regina were suspended for the remainder of the week. Both boys and girls peeled away as I strolled down the corridors...
It was an honest mistake. Me and my buddy where out on the golf course one Sunday, and were not playing well. After the first bunch of horrible holes, we decided fuck it, let's start drinking. I also had a bluetooth speaker in my golf bag, and started to crank the tunes from my phone. We had given up on the round and were out for having a fun time at this point. I had the songs on random shuffle and a couple times my buddy said he wanted to change the song. So I told him my code to unlock the...
It was about 10 years when Billy's step-sister and her friends had caught him smelling their panties during their slumber party. They tied him up, teased and jerked him off to an incredible climax! A few years ago Billy got a job as the Maintenance man at an apartment complex near the local university. It was a hectic job at times. One afternoon he got a call that the A/C wasn't working in Building 2 which comprised 8 units. He had access to all the units but always rang the doorbell first...
My Kind Of Circle JerkBy: Londebaaz ChohanI had a lot of playful boys of my age around me while I was in High School and we did play a lot too. I am sure you understand what I mean by playful and playing. Yes I did mean sexually playful and sex play. Since 9th or may be 10th grade; our choice play was circle jerk. We were 7 very active boys in our group. I mean our sexually active and playful group was a secret only known to exactly 12 but 7 were the keenest and present in every session we had....
We were at a friend's cottage, all sitting around the campfire one night. There were 3 couples total, and we had all been drinking quite a bit that day. One of the couples walked out on the pier to look up at the stars. That is why one of our other friends got the idea to go push them into the lake in all their clothes as a joke. We knew we should stop him, but figured what the hell, it would be funny to see. As he tried to walk slowly down the pier so they didn't hear him, they caught on. The...
That's right, baby. I'm talking to you. This isn't a story, and we're not characters. I am your master now, and from now on, you obey me. Now take your hands off your fucking cock. You can only touch yourself when I tell you to, you can only move when I tell you, you can only cum when I tell you to. I might also add, you can only cum where I tell you to. I'm sure you know what I'm talking about, faggot, but if you really are that dense, then you'll find out soon enough. Since this is most...
I was chatting with one crazy girl on facebook , who i have see first time 06.06.2012.So we have talked about all , i dont know how have we become to that theme , like i said crazy girl.So we have meet each other and come by my house and talking.She had no much time from 10:00 to 11:30.So we have kissing each other , and before the meeting we have talked on facebook to jerk me off.So after kissing , i asked her did she want to do something now cause we have speaked about that.She told me yes i...
I feel like I should share with you guys what I got up to yesterday afternoon... It was around lunch time, I was just working away and I received an email from a long time member of one of my sites, who was staying at the fanciest hotel in Terrigal as he is in town on business (he lives in Melbourne). He had finished his work requirements, had ducked down to the beach for a swim (in his AussieBum speedos) and when he was walking back up to the hotel he remembered that I live nearby and...
My sex life has really sucked since the night I took a pathetic victim of spousal abuse from his home to a safe house. Since then, Mr. Fuscia has come a long way toward recovering while I have been haunted by the things I witnessed and the things that I did to him on that night. I've since become his sponsor and he has become my second male protégé, having taken the oath after I convinced him that we had more to offer him if he committed to an alliance. I visited him at the safe house and...
Group SexIt was July in Michigan, and at that time of year most people did one of two things: leave for somewhere else more fun, or basically live by Lake Michigan and Comerica Park. I had been back from France for about a month, and my family was going to go to Detroit for a Tigers game. As was typical for Michigan in the summer, it was nearly 90 degrees and very humid. My brother was a bit of a pussy about the heat, so at the last minute he decided to stay home. Now that we had an extra ticket,...
My wife lived 150 miles from home while attending college. Her boyfriend attended a different college, but had plans to be home for the weekend, so she was desperate to find a ride home to spend some time with him. While eating lunch on Wednesday she saw a guy she knew slightly. He lived in the same town as her but had gone to a different high school. When he got up to leave the cafeteria she walked over to him. She gave him a flirtatious smile, made lingering eye contact with her beautiful...
My wife lived 150 miles from home while attending college. Her boyfriend attended a different college, but had plans to be home for the weekend, so she was desperate to find a ride home to spend some time with him.While eating lunch on Wednesday she saw a guy she knew slightly. He lived in the same town as her but had gone to a different high school. When he got up to leave the cafeteria she walked over to him.She gave him a flirtatious smile, made lingering eye contact with her beautiful brown...
Straight SexHello ISS readers I’m very new to this site. I found this site just when I accidentally searched for a blog to post my stories. I found this site very excellent. So I decided to post my story here. First I will tell you about my self. My name is Amruth. I’m a boy of 18 years. This story happened on 12 11 2010 that means last year. I will tell you about my family. My family consists of 4 members my dad, my mom and my sister and me. We live in Bangalore and we are well settled family and had god...
StepsisterBy Sonya EsperantoStory:FIRST WEEK - Monday Later AfternoonJames was out by the backyard. He was smoking a cigarette, oblivious to the fact that he was being watched!! His backyard faced a cliff, that overlooked the Gulf of Mexico. He lived in a big mansion, on the top of a hill, somewhere off the coast of Miami, Florida. He quickly threw away the cigarette, since he believed his parents would be home any moment!! James ...
Recently my wife gave me a long slow pleasurable hand job while telling me a story about another of her memorable college boyfriends. She referred to him as the “screamer.” He was one of her favorite guys to jerk off. She gets excited thinking about jerking off and blowing her boyfriends; it is sexually enjoyable for her to imagine doing it again.When she tells me a story about one of her sexual experiences she visualizes it happening again and thinks about what it felt like. While she is...
Straight SexCarmelita eyed Mark’s stiff cock with lust. She knew the devilish glint in her dark eyes told him better than words that his new Stepmother was more eat-hungry now than fuck-hungry. She was standing before him, naked from the waist down, baiting him with her cunt, while her wet pink tongue licked still another invitation across her plush red lips. Suddenly her heart was pounding faster when a wicked little smile creased his lips. Without waiting another second, she dropped to her knees...
My wife is most certainly not the kind of woman who would be into swinging, or any type of group play really. And she is not the cheating type at all either. In fact, sex to her is probably just something she thinks about once or twice a month, then once she gets off, it is out of her mind for quite some time. I know this about her, and don't mind, because to me she is still so hot. It is worth the wait for me, and in between fucks, I occupy myself sniffing her pussy on her panties, and jerking...
Tim picked up his coffee and headed toward the door of the shop, eager to get home. His guild had a big raid planned for the game tonight, and he didn’t want to be late. He started when someone grabbed his arm as he walked past. He was even more surprised when he stopped and turned to see it was a hot girl. “Timmy, right? You’re good with computers, aren’t you?” She knows my name? He thought. Kelly had run with the popular crowd in school, and he was surprised she even knew he existed. “Yeah, I...
TabooThis story is a fiction. It does not relate to any real incidences or real persons. This work contains explicit descriptions of sexual activity. Anyone who may be offended by such contents, or persons forbidden by law or any regulations, should not read, hear, touch, smell, or download this story. Re-distribution, posting, and anything other than personal enjoyment are subject to explicit authorization by the author. Special thanks to Morgan for editing this story and giving invaluable input. ...
This story is a follow up to my first jerk off experience with Jill, my former neighbor.The summer after Jill's first year in college, and one year after jerking off in front of her in a field a few miles from her house, I touched based with her again. She was reluctant, at first to see me. She knew when we got together we would inevitable start talking about sex and when she got horny she could be persuaded to check out a guy's cock.After a few weeks of talking, she let me know she would be...
I'm normally an upstanding professional guy in his mid-40's. House, kids, beautiful wife, member of the rotary club....all of the normal trappings. But I've got a side that every now and then goes wild. Mostly when I have meetings with a client located down on South Broadway. His office is right down the street from Miss Kitty's Porn Palace - a huge place with one of the few remaining open porn theaters in the country.I went in once out of curiosity and what I saw changed me forever. Now,...
ExhibitionismLast summer I set up my sister who is just a year older than me, to catch me jacking off and shooting a load. I’m not sure why I did it other than we have always spied on each other ever since we were k**s. Her room is just across from mine upstairs in our house, so we are pretty close to each other. I guess I wanted to show her just how big my cock has grown and how I can shoot some pretty huge loads of cum. She is always bringing home some really hot girls and I hope she told a few of...
sisterly love.It was a weekend in the middle of summer. I didn't have much planned since I had to work early in the morning so I headed to bed early. What a bummer right? Well I was awoken in the middle of the night around 2am. I received a call from my brother in law to pick up my sister. She had been to the club and she was drunk. She only went there because the drive as well was drunk. They had nowhere else to go! So I got dressed and headed over to pick up my sister. My brother was working...
I take a deep breath, self-consciously adjust my mask, cinch up the belt on my trenchcoat and prepare to walk into the roomful of women. I'm wearing little else and the room is uncomfortably warm. But the trenchcoat is only a prop. I won't be wearing it long. I'm about to embark on a new phase of my association with the sisterhood. Barbie Malibu is introducing me. "When I try to come up with a sister who has come further, accomplished more, and shared more of herself with us than our guest...
Exhibitionism"For a few minutes, we've had seven members on our Red Council. What you do now determines whether we'll still have seven, or even whether you will still be able to honestly count yourself as a sister. Your coat and mask were bought at our expense. If necessary we'll be able to find a black card sister who would wear them, to carry on the legacy of Cate Blanc. If you fail to redeem yourself, you will leave here with neither of them." The prospect of losing my mask really hurts me. They must...
LesbianI have just celebrated our tenth anniversary with my wife Joy and mostly it has been reasonably happy although if pushed a more adventurous sex life would make it really good. We enjoy what I’d call typical sexual relations on a none to regular basis with me usually wanting more than she does. Recently I used the web to enhance my jerking off, with most of the stuff pretty straight but I’ve gradually over recent weeks viewed more bisexual movies and admit that the ones showing male to male sex...
I have just celebrated our tenth anniversary with my wife Joy and mostly it has been reasonably happy although if pushed a more adventurous sex life would make it really good. We enjoy what I’d call typical sexual relations on a none to regular basis with me usually wanting more than she does. Recently I used the web to enhance my jerking off, with most of the stuff pretty straight but I’ve gradually over recent weeks viewed more bisexual movies and admit that the ones showing male to male sex...
Gay MaleSeveral long minutes later, the three of us were sprawled out on the bed, but strangely no one was touching anyone else. Candy was still nude, but Stephie had donned a black lace bra and flesh colored undies along with high topped stockings. Stephie gently touched my shoulder. “Howie, we need to talk.” “Not now, Stephie. Not now.” “Howie!” “Not now, Sis!” “Look it’s not as bad as you think, Howie.” “What ... what makes you think I feel bad, Sis?” “I know you, Howie. I--I just want to...
Sisterly LovePart One - Lily A couple of months ago I would never have thought I’d be in this situation. Naked, blindfolded with my Hands bound above my head in the middle of a large group of Friends and Strangers. To top it off I was happy to be here. Excited by the prospect of what this evening held. I knew I would be in pain, humiliated and used before the evening came to an end but that just heightened my arousal further. I wasn’t always like this. Less than a month ago I had...
In the year after I turned 18, three incredible things happened to me. The first two sucked. I guess the third did too, but you’ll get that joke later. The first thing was that I hit puberty. Like a brick wall. One day I was a normal kid, a decent second-baseman in the school softball games, no problem bigger than sweating out whether I’d get a C- or a D+ in penmanship from Sister Mary Margaret. Sister Margaret had taught penmanship, and nothing but penmanship, for it seemed like a...
GeoffreyI loved to look through porn magazines like Mayfair and razzle and often set out to buy a new one, I'd chosen a quiet corner shop I knew had lots adult magazine's on its top shelf, I hung around browsing till the shop was empty and quickly started to look through the magazines on offer.I was quite exited when I saw a magazine call stiletto heel, it was a contact mag with lots of adverts with pictures, I had to have it. I was only 16 but the shop owner only ever asked if I was sure i...
The Circle jerk Club 4- The Big Finish It was a Futanari Gang Bang. I was at the center of a total CD Tranny Gay Bukakke. The last time I saw this much cum juice flying around was right after my operation. I swear they must have super charged my balls. Right before I went off to college my school insisted that everyone get a complete physical before being admitted on campus. They left no stone unturned including what was between my legs. That’s when my doctor told me my balls were too small. ...
The Circle jerk Club 4- The Big FinishIt was a Futanari Gang Bang. I was at the center of a total CD Tranny Gay Bukakke. The last time I saw this much cum juice flying around was right after my operation. I swear they must have super charged my balls.Right before I went off to college my school insisted that everyone get a complete physical before being admitted on campus. They left no stone unturned including what was between my legs. That's when my doctor told me my balls were too...
Sister Ellen - Order of Saint Silenus (*) Part 2 by [email protected] (*) Saint Silenus does not exist. Silenus was a mythical Satyr, appropriate for a name of a mythical holy order created by Transgenders under the auspices of the Church. If you aren't old enough, or live in a place where erotic fiction is banned, or are offended by stories involving transgenders having sex with men and boys, you should stop reading now. When I was 18, I officially joined the Order. I...
I live in a town (Richland) of just over 3,000. There are 3 other small towns around us. Being the biggest of the 4, we have the post office and school house, for the area. The school houses all the grades K-12. Being a small town everyone knows what everyone else is doing. My name is Jimmy Parsons, I'm 13 years old. I live just out of town with my dad and 2 sisters. We get up early to help out around the house, then catch the bus to go to school. I've just started to look at girls. But...
"It's official. Cate's dead." Kyra hangs up the sat-phone as I hang my head. We were celebrating the triumph of my first-ever moose kill when Kyra called Liz and got the news. She drops her robe and steps naked into the spa with Celine, Marta and me. We are in the sisterhood's bush country retreat for a too-long postponed moose hunt. Kyra doesn't hunt, but she's been enjoying the walleye, pike, and trout fishing while Celine and I each bagged a moose. We impressed our guides by gutting our own...
Lesbian"Hello, Sir. My name is Cate, and I'm here to play a game called 'Earn an Orgasm' with you. Your role is to make me earn an orgasm. To do that, I must keep this chastity belt on for three hours while you try to get me to take it off. If I take it off early you get to punish me. Until the time expires or until I remove it, I will be at your mercy. For the punishment, how about we agree that you can give me fifteen hard bare-bottom bare-handed spanks and then fuck me any way you like? If that...
Straight SexOn the way to Mr. F's home, I return the chastity belt key to the young woman who has just spent a week fucking my husband and me, but I tell her that if she doesn't want to stay with him, she only has to ask and I will bring her back and start looking for another opportunity for her. I assure Chelsea that I will check in on her frequently for a while to make sure that she adjusts okay. Mr. Fuscia is waiting for us when we arrive and shows us right into the house, into the same room where I had...
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