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Here's the 3rd part of my story, I hope I didn't make you guys wait toolong. Hope you enjoy, its best read one handed ;-)My Girlfriend Made Me a Sissy - Part 3-------------------------------------------------I lay on Jess' bed waiting for her and wondering what would happen forages. She was in another room getting ready for her new lover, I wasalready dressed up. Pale blue, see through panties and matching bra, ashort black skirt and a blue vest top. With my make up done to show off mypretty...
Hey guys this is my first story ....hope you all like it ...When I was 18, in spite of my shyness and not being in anyway incrediblyattractive, I somehow landed myself a girlfriend 2 years older than me. Iwas quite short for a boy then, around 5'7 and very slim having not yetdeveloped much muscle. I had shoulder length brown hair and bright greeneyes and I simply couldn't believe my luck in getting this girl. She wascalled Jess, a beautiful redhead with a body to die for and an appetite forsex...
Chapter 2 I tried as best as I could to get comfortable curled up in the corner of the room. At first I kept squashing my tail which either caused the vibrations to start or pushed the plug further inside. I had eventually worked out the best position to lie in when Mistress appeared. "Time for bed Fifi," she said as she attached the pink lead to my collar. I was then led through the house and up to her bedroom. This was a strange feeling to enter her bedroom not in my usual maid's...
Bella washed away her tears and the various aromas of the night in her en-suite shower cubicle, shampooing her soft brown hair free of the semen deposited by the males and the womanly essence of Tara. After drying her soft downy body she retreated to her silky bed, shuddered and cried a little more as she remembered what she had been subjected too. Tara was mean, but was also right; what would Adam think of her? She toyed with the phone and the instructions given by Sandy, luckily, the...
It was then that I pursued my own physical satisfaction from a former lover and co-worker of mine. I always had a thing for black men since most of my life I worked around blacks. It was many years prior to my marriage that I was dating a fellow co-worker, who happened to be black. Everyone at work knew we were dating. Then I met my husband and the dating had stopped and I devoted my life towards my new love. Finding out that my hubby enjoyed playing as a gurl has changed my outlook on my own...
CHAPTER THREEMistress Jennifer and Mistress Susan's plans to create an entire"harem" of transformed men and boys continued apace. The lure ofTeasing Tammy (the transformation name of Susan's teen-agedbrother Tommy) proved quite effective. Each of the young men (theyoungest just 14, the oldest 22) the little tease brought back tothe home we all now shared was turned into a different kind offeminized sex-toy, all designed to please the Mistresses andtheir dominant friends.The little...
Blackmailed Sissy Whore Part 1 It's amazing how quickly life can spiral out of control. One moment your enjoying what you think is just a little harmless indulgence in your submissive crossdressing fantasy life when, out of nowhere, your life is turned upside down. It was a Saturday morning in February, 2020. I was a single guy, living the dream. I had a really good job and was living in a 2 bedroom apartment in an upscale complex a few miles South of Pittsburgh. I had transformed...
One day I was home to see, first hand, how my sissy's day progressed. The day went as I thought it would, well planned and a perfect schedule to keep my little one busy. Then there was a knock at the door. My sissy never went near the door. I watched as the bell rang. Again my sissy never even looked at the door. I asked him if there was something wrong. He said that he doesn't answer the door when dressed as such. I asked "dressed as what?" "This is what you liked and you agreed that you would...
Part 5 So Part 5 of my homage to 'America's Next Top Model' forced fem style lol ... hope you enjoy it and please comment. After a humiliating photo shoot the sissies wake up to another elimination. Jim felt better after a night's sleep, only to face wearing the overly feminine pink sissy dress he and the other sissies are forced to wear for the elimination. 'Getting eliminated, maybe that's the way out? At the very least I would get the satisfaction of denying these sick...
Bella quickly gulped down her vodka and cherry, her bottom tingling with anticipation as her new mature friend gave her a commanding look; she had so enjoyed being submissive for her at the end of a leash, and now she knew she would be bound tightly on a soft inviting bed, and made completely helpless. Her cock stiffened sweetly at the thought; perhaps she would taste the cane again, she would love that. Ellen took Bella’s little hand and squeezed it tightly; though she had only just met this...
I hope you enjoy it and welcome your constructive comments. Thanks for reading - it's why I write! P.S. Apologies for speech marks turning out as "?" - it looks fine before I publish. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The next morning, having gone through my normal ritual of showering and using the douche on my boy cunt as I had been instructed by my mistress, I pulled on my silk crotchless panties and admired...
Part II - Jezebel goes to school, the Templeton Academy: where young womyn become dominatrixes and sissies are crushed into submission. We meet some of hir friends, hir Instructresses, and hir bullies. I exit the gate and head to the main road. We live in a giant gated community, with families that are only 'in the know.' Families that have sissies or otherwise dominate men. A sissy waiting for the school bus, is just something you see. No biggie. One of my neighbors, Dorcas,...
Bella washed away her tears and the various aromas of the night in her en-suite shower cubicle, shampooing her soft brown hair free of the semen deposited by the males and the womanly essence of Tara. After drying her soft downy body she retreated to her silky bed, shuddered and cried a little more as she remembered what she had been subjected too. Tara was mean, but was also right; what would Adam think of her? She toyed with the phone and the instructions given by Sandy, luckily, the other...
A Sissy called Jezebel Part VIII - Jezebel has returned to hir classes at Templeton Academy: where young womyn become dominatrixes and sissies are crushed into submission. We are all getting an education on the Matriarchy in hir sissy life skills class. (Authors note: We are definitely at that world building point, where I really let my imagination fly off the hook. I am throwing out a lot of ideas, but hopefully in...
Oh, my goodness! Today is going to be an exciting day. Mistress and I will find out if I can finally fill the C-cup brassiere she desires that I wear. I am so excited! A C-cup means so much to me. I adore my B's, the darling little girls, but a Sissy can be so much more of a Sissy when her cup size says WOMAN! As soon as I finish my morning toilette, Mistress will hook me into the cutest white underwire C-cup bra I have even seen and the moment will be here. I will fill the cups or...
Part 5 of the story about Sissy and her sexual awakening ****************Brad did not hesitate when invited to go over to Lisa’s. Sissy was not surprised. What young male would not want to hangout with a girl who flaunted her nude body in front of him only hours before. They decided to take the pontoon boat over as it is ten minutes by boat and almost 40 minutes by car. Evening cruses was a family specialty and Brad was good at handling the boat. As they pulled up to Lisa’s family dock Sissy...
As Bella blossomed physically, Jane ensured the girls took control of her; she was made to know her place amongst females and was still subjected to their choosing her outfits. Bella was habitually made to pose before a full length mirror as Jane and the girls scrutinised her feminine shape; the girls were especially pleased on those occasions when Bella was held naked before the mirror as they stroked and admired her sweet white thighs and bottom, cupped her deliciously formed breasts; the...
ANDREW THE UNSUSPECTING SISSY PART IV [email protected] MAY I SUGGEST THAT YOU READ THE EARLIER CHAPTERS OF ANDREW SO THAT YOU MAY UNDERSTAND WHAT THE POOR DEAR HAS BEEN THROUGH THUS FAR..... ANDREW NOW DREW: SISSY SUPERSTAR, SOON TO BE HUSBAND TO JIM JIM : BILLIONAIRE INDUSTRIALIST, WITH A PENCHANT FOR SISSIES AUDREY: DREW'S STEPMOTHER AND OWNER OF THE MANOR SARAH: DREW'S STEPSISTER AND TRAINER VALERIE: DREW'S DOCENT TRAINER DR ALICIA NEWMAN: MEDICAL DIRECTOR OF THE...
Part Four Jolt after jolt of electricity passed through my body. Each longer and worse than the one before it. I held my number two hole shut because I believed what Joy had said about losing any of the water. But the pain was becoming almost too much. I knew that in another jolt or two my control would be completely gone and even with the help of the big thing back there plugging me I was certain to lose that water. And there were two gallons in me making me look really pregnant....
Mommy's Dirty Sissy Slut part 1 by dirteesissy "Answer the door for me, Brother Dearest and make sure to greet my guests Properly!" I headed to the front door, shame filling my heart, as I tottered on 5" stiletto heels. Not the usual footwear for a 20 year old man, but I couldn't have looked less like a male dressed as I was. Chapter 1. Last week my sister, Alicia, caught me masturbating to stories on a website called Fictionmania. In most cases this would have been...
TRUCKER DADDY GETS HIMSELF A SISSY BY DEEWET It could easily be the lowest point in Denny's life, sitting in an old Ford Escort that wouldn't start, the temperature outside well below freezing and him not having the cash for a hotel or to have the car fixed. Completely out of ideas, he had been sitting in for hours watching the normal people with money coming in and out of the Flying J Truck Stop. He almost jumped out of his skin when someone knocked on the window. Denny...
ANDREW THE UNSUSPECTING SISSY PART V [email protected] MAY I SUGGEST THAT YOU READ THE EARLIER CHAPTERS OF ANDREW SO THAT YOU MAY UNDERSTAND WHAT THE POOR DEAR HAS BEEN THROUGH THUS FAR..... ANDREW NOW DREW: SISSY SUPERSTAR, SOON TO BE HUSBAND TO JIM JIM BRECKMAN: BILLIONAIRE INDUSTRIALIST, WITH A PENCHANT FOR SISSIES AUDREY: DREW'S STEPMOTHER AND OWNER OF THE MANOR SARAH: DREW'S STEPSISTER AND TRAINER VALERIE: DREW'S DOCENT TRAINER DR ALICIA NEWMAN: MEDICAL DIRECTOR OF THE...
ANDREW THE UNSUSPECTING SISSY PART III [email protected] MAY I SUGGEST THAT YOU READ THE EARLIER CHAPTERS OF ANDREW SO THAT YOU MAY UNDERSTAND WHAT THE POOR DEAR HAS BEEN THROUGH THUSFAR..... ANDREW NOW DREW: SISSY SUPERSTARSOON TO BE HUSBAND TO JIM JIM : BILLIONAIRE INDUSTRIAL WITH A PENCHANT FOR SISSIES AUDREY: DREW'S STEPMOTHER AND OWNER OF THE MANOR SARAH: DREW'S STEPSISTER AND TRAINER VALERIE: DREW'S DOCENT TRAINER DR NEWMAN: MEDICAL DIRECTOR OF THE MANOR PENELOPE...
(Note from Author - This final more polished version would not have been possible without the very kind help I received from Vickie Tern. Thanks again Vickie) Maid to Measure or Sissy Slave By Design, Part One [by Mistress Kathrine] Nick It was early on Monday morning when the CEO himself knocked on Nick's office door and asked if he was busy? Nick had never said anything more than hello a few times to the man. What was this all...
Bella tried not to look too downhearted as Sandy dropped the pretty sissy back at her Aunt Jane’s. She told her to keep her chin up, keep the phone well hidden and use it to call her whenever she liked, regardless of what time it was. Her aunt smiled wickedly at the now primly dressed sissy as she pulled her indoors.“Well, you’ve certainly impressed Mr Roberts, and it’s nice to see you with your clothes on again. We are quite the little harlot now aren’t we? We’ll soon have you back down to...
Maid to Measure, or Sissy Slave by Design, Part Two By Mistress Kathrine The room was very bright. It hurt to open his eyes so he tried to cover them with his hand but found he couldn't move it. He started going over carefully the last things he could remember. He was in a beautiful home, Kathrine? No Mistress? Oh if only he could wake up and remember what happened? As his mind began to clear he could start to see more clearly. It looked like he was in a...
Apologies for the delay. This is the final part of "becoming a sissy". Obviously, I have packed a lot more into this story, and I apologise if it got complicated with too many characters. I'm thinking of writing another story which will take up from where we are now, but I will make it more focused on one or two characters. It's my first story, so I guess lessons.Over the next five days a plan formulated in Tom's mind. As he thought about it he would have three submissive sluts vying for his...
ANDREW THE UNSUSPECTING SISSY PART VII [email protected] *** A NOTE TO ANDREWS' FANS: I DON'T GET VERY MUCH FEEDBACK, PERHAPS 4 OR 5 PEOPLE WITH EACH CHAPTER. WHILE I APPRECIATE THE SUPPORT FROM THOSE THAT ENJOY THE STORY, I CAN'T SEE CONTINUING THE TALE IF SEEMINGLY VERY FEW PEOPLE ARE INTERESTED. SO, IF YOU ENJOY THE STORY, OR DON'T, PLEASE LET ME KNOW! MAY I SUGGEST THAT YOU READ THE EARLIER CHAPTERS OF ANDREW SO THAT YOU MAY UNDERSTAND WHAT THE POOR DEAR HAS BEEN...
With Kind Proofing by Vickie Tern Maid to Measure, or Sissy Slave by Design, Part 3 By Mistress Kathrine The morning after Kathrine let Nikki sleep in the Master bedroom with her, she lay thinking about the things she still needed to train her pretty Sissy. Sissy Nikki didn't know anything about Kathrine's plans to marry her, and have a child with her, not yet. She decided it was time to wake her Sissy and get at least the wedding...
A sissy called Jezebel Part XX - Jezebel and hir entire family next attend a family wedding, where the bride is a sissy (of course.) What sexy, submissive traditions prepare the beautiful blushing bride for hir big day? Will our bride vow to love, cherish and (especially) obey, all orders, whims, without any hesitation, from hir goddess/wife/mistress and to her complete and utter satisfaction? There is non-stop teasing in the car about the bridesmaid dress. Everyone knows I adore...
If you have not already done so, it may be best to read part 1 first. Your comments and ratings are always welcome. I hope you enjoy the series. M ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ The next morning, as I gradually awoke from a restful sleep, I became aware of atightness in my groin. With a start, the previous evening’s events flooded back to me as I reached down to find the thick elastic band still stretched around my...
My Sissy Life Part 17 I fixed my make up and went back to cleaning, I didn't want to get into trouble because my chores weren't done. I don't know how I would explain that, 'I'm sorry mother I couldn't finish dusting because I was too busy sucking Jake's cock.'. That is not a conversation I wanted to have. I wasn't sure what was going to happen when Jake babysat me for the weekend. I had an idea that there would be a repeat of what just happened. The rest of the night. I served...
SISSY SCHOOL - PART 3 By Missy Crystal After Sissy Heather had swished and drooled a couple of more times, she began to give me gentle nibbles and licks to clean the cummy residue on my lips and chin. After the kitty bath, she stood up. Since her crotch was now at my eye level and since her short skirt exposed her frilly panties, it was obvious that I wasn't the only one that got turned on by her sucking my dick. She must have been aware of it too, because she pulled her panties down...
Fortsetzung von:https://de.xhamster.com/stories/mein-erstes-mal-als-sissy-part-9-708712„Hallo meine kleine Schlampe“, begrüßt er mich nachdem er mich ein Zeit lang mehr oder weniger ignorierte. „Nun kommen wir zu meinem persönlichen Höhepunkt des Wochenendes“, er führt mich nochmal ins Bad und legt mir Dessous in Rot bereit, dazu ein rotes Negligees, die blonde Perücke lasse ich auf und er bittet mich, dass ich mich ganz nuttig für ihn zu Recht mache. Ich freue mich darauf endlich wieder von...
“Are you watching?” Sissy asked me as she lied there, legs spread nice and wide. The inner part of her pussy starting to gape a little, trying to open up larger than it was already.“Yes,” I answered.I was watching with everything I had.Sissy ran her hand down between her smooth legs and I watched her take her finger and trace her tender sexual entrance slowly. As she did, I saw her puffy lips come to life. Her inner ones swelled and slightly parted even more to reveal the hot pinkness hidden...
IncestRubber Sissy Panties Part II Clark woke up at work. He was dressed in the same clothes as in the previous day, shaven and the clothes were clean and ironed to perfection. He looked at the clock on his computer, and it was 7am, way earlier than anyone else would be hanging around. He raised himself off his chair and walked to the W/C, ready to relieve his full bladder. Not noticing his own behavior, he lowers his pants and sits down on the toilet, and points his sissy clitty...
Blackmailed Sissy Whore Part 3 I did manage to get a little sleep. After Tiffany finally zonked out, and the continual grinding on my thigh and the relentless playing with my nipple rings stopped, I couldn't keep my eyes open any longer. Friday night was the last full night's sleep I had gotten since Marcus took over my computer, and my life. I woke up before my alarm went off, which was a good thing. I was tangled up in limbs so securely, it took me several minutes to snake my way...
Author's Note: Thanks to those who have reached out to me with story ideas. It's been difficult to get any writing done these past few months, but hopefully my head is finally back in writing mode. I hope you enjoy this nasty little fantasy. Please let me know if you have any thoughts or ideas--either here in the comments or directly at [email protected] xoxox Emshoninque Lockdown Sissy- part 1 I made a resolution to become a better sissy in 2020. It's something that has...
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I spent the next hour on my own, cleaning myself up and tidying away the training equipment in the kitchen, until my attention was drawn to preparing my cum meal for the following evening. Miss Marsh had left me with a small Tupperware container, complete with lid so as it could be transported easily during my journey the following night, though I had...
Becoming a Sissy Maid for Mark & Rebecca, Part Three - Ms. Rebecca Begins Sharing Her Sexual Research NOTE to Review Writers: Thank you so much for the incredibly positive feedback. It is definitely motivating me to write more and write faster. Now to part three of our story. "Tell me what you know about males who are feminized so completely they are transformed into a sissy, changed from the less than manly person she had been before coming under the control of a strict...
After my intense and strangely satisfying lipstick application initiation, all the women and young girls and the male pharmacist drifted off, allowing Judy to take control of her cute little pansy customer once again. I was dumbfounded that the woman I first saw coming towards me with what I thought was disgust in her eyes, was really a rougher, blunted extension of my darling wife, my Mistress Claire. Judy seemed perfectly happy to take command of me and my sissy needs. She proved...
Black Master gets a white sissyPart Onebysissy4blackmasterEvery one who saw me at work used to think I was Mr. Clean, Mr. Respectable. I work in advertising and I used to model my appearance on the sort of guys you find between the pages of GQ. Very American, very preppy. I was a nice middle-class boy with a nice expensive haircut and a nice expensive suit. I went to an up market health club to keep my body in peak condition. I'd even dated a nice girl from time to time. So you'd be right in...
ANDREW THE UNSPUSPECTING SISSY PART II ANDREW'S SISSY EDUCATION BEGINS............ [email protected] Mother and daughter chatted while they ate their breakfast. Several sissies flitted about changing flowers and removing dirty dishes. "Mother," said Sarah. "How many sissies call the Manor their home these days?" "Hmmm," said Audrey as she placed her coffee cup in its saucer. I'd have to say with the school, the modeling agency, the internet dormitory, the domestic...
Sissy Prudence (Part 2) (by Sissy Caroline 22 December 2006) Section 1 "Prudence. Come here at once." Dressed in his maid's uniform, Prudence walked obediently into the room and then knelt down before his mother, his eyes lowered to her feet. He knew he was in trouble because she had called him Prudence. "I have just been talking to Mrs. Smithton, who tells me that she is increasingly concerned about the quality of your work when you are supposed to be performing maid duties...
My Sissy Life Part 3 When I got to my room I saw the Hello Kitty dry erase board on my door. There was a note from my brother that said 'Sissy, I need my jock strap clean by Friday morning.' Oh good, I get to hand wash my brothers jock strap again. Is it Christmas already? Almost every day there is a note on the board from someone telling me that they want me to do something. I walked in my room. I still can't believe how ultra girlie my...
SISSY SCHOOL - PART 5 By Missy Crystal I woke up thinking that I was in my bed at home and had a bad dream. I was on my back looking up, but the ceiling of my bedroom wasn't pink. Then the weight of my bedmate's arm and leg draped over me, the warmth of her body against mine and her soft breath on my neck as she slept quickly reminded me of what had happened the day before. My mother sent me to a school for sissies and here I was in bed with one. Well, that really wasn't the bad part....
Mommy's Dirty Sissy Slut part 2 by dirteesissy Please read part 1 before enjoying this instalment. Chapter 5. After I had finished cleaning Lisa's toilet with my tongue, she had me brush my teeth, as she finished her bath. I dried her with a fluffy white towel before helping her dress. Kneeling in front of her as she stepped into a pair of darling lacy pink thong panties, she bade me to pull them up. I obeyed and was overjoyed to serve her in such an intimate way. A pink...
I awoke Sunday morning alone in Kassy’s bed, still in the tight mini skirt, my ass was deliciously sore bringing back a flood of memories from last night. I had spent the evening in full drag dressed as a slut and serving my mistress’s rubber cock followed by swallowing my own cum. It was hands down the best night of my life, I had never came so hard, and the rush I felt while serving her was a high that I’d never known. I rolled out of bed and stood up, my wig had fallen off in the night...
A sissy called Jezebel Part VII - Jezebel has finished hir tour with the Head Mistress into the secretive dungeon/reform school below the fair walls of the Templeton Academy: where young womyn become dominatrixes and sissies are crushed into submission. But is the Head Mistress entirely done with Jezebel? Additionally, what ever does one learn in a 'sissy life skills' class? I require the gurls in my harem to crawl on the floor at home and in private at the office. So get on...
Sissy Prudence (Part 3) (by Sissy Caroline) Section 1 "That's our Sissy Prudence in the garden. Isn't he a delight?" Bridget looked out the window and, despite the fact that boys were not really her interest, she found the sight presented to her was quite exciting. She had never thought that a boy in a dress could be such an erotic fantasy. Prue was working in the garden, which was something he now really enjoyed as a break from his duties inside the house. Not that he was...
After waking up, Jim finds himself in a feminine bedroom with the 11 other naked men. When the Nurse from the previous night enters the room dressed in a leather cat suit and introduces herself as Ms J, she wakes the men wake up and they soon learn to behaviour or implants in their bodies will make them. Now forced to wear ultra feminine clothes and wait holding each others hand for the looming elimination! Part 3 Jim is standing in the middle of the bedroom waiting for Ms J...
A sissy called Jezebel Part VI - Jezebel's inspection has been completed at the Head Mistress's office of the Templeton Academy: where young womyn become dominatrixes and sissies are crushed into submission. Jezebel is taken by the Head Mistress into the secretive dungeon/reform school below the fair walls of Templeton. All sorts of secrets and surprises are revealed. Headmistress Saxon looks at me. "What class did you just miss?" "Deportment, Headmistress." Forty five minutes...
Sharon’s Mistress throws a Sissy Party(Prior chapter is Sharon’s Sissy Saturday)The next morning Mistress was kind enough to let me sleep in, but an alarm above the door to my little cell went off at 6:30, rousing me from a delicious dream of being naked and fucked in the woods by a handsome, dark-haired man who kept me as his personal sissy slave slut. I woke with the sensation of his hard cock filling my dripping pussy, and I realized I was still leaking cum from my day in the booth. I...
SISSY SCHOOL - PART 2 By Missy Crystal I followed Mistress Mary back to her office. She left me standing in the middle of the room and sat down behind her desk. After ignoring me for a few minutes, she looked up and said, "I told you that you would be severely punished for disobedience." Crap, I thought to myself. I already have six strokes of her leather paddle coming. What did I do wrong? My face dropped. She smiled, "but I can also reward, when I am pleased with your behavior. You...
SISSY SCHOOL - PART 6 By Missy Crystal The sissies flounced out of the kitchen in a train of swirling petticoats and went into the living room, which was also the classroom. I was the caboose, following Sissy Heather. As soon as we were all in the room, Mistress Mary appeared. Either she had ESP or she really was constantly monitoring us. Either way, I was glad I decided not to try anything for the time being. "Today we will have a deportment class," she announced. "Yeth, Mithtwith...
SISSY SCHOOL - PART 4 By Missy Crystal Mistress Mary came over and stood next to us. To my surprise, her voice was calm. "The purpose of discipline is correction, not cruelty. There is nothing to be gained by punishing a sissy for behavior that cannot be improved and no profit in breaking her spirit by making her fearful of mistakes over which she has no control. I do not require perfection. Only that each sissy tries her best to be perfect. You have always done so, Sissy Heather."...
Cometh the Sissy (Part 1) Stevie "No. No fucking way." "Ahh, c'mon honey. It'll be so much fun! It's about me not you. I just need you there as, well, sort of a training aid. I promise you that you'll love it." "It's gross, seriously, some fat old man, what the fuck are you thinking about?" "It's about power. Control. Desire. I want to see if I can do it. You'll out all day and I'm doing my online classes and shit, there's only so many dildos and vibrators. I want to...
My Daily Sissy Schedule I met Daddy online a little more than a year ago. He lives about five hours away from me, but promised that despite the distance, he could help me become the perfect sissy slut if only I would agree to follow his schedule for me. I readily agreed, and started down the path to becoming his perfect sissy whore. Here's a peak at my sissy schedule, just in case there are any other sissies out there looking to add a regimen to their life. I wake up every morning...