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This is not a TG story. It was written in celebration of Dulcinea's erotic tales, now no longer being written. So like all of them, it's short and celebrates only straight vanilla married love, passionate but unadulterated (very nearly). You have been warned! As have been those who are underage and shouldn't know about such things. Abstain! Wait till you're married. Just say no! There, you too have been warned! MF rom cons Annoyed (after Dulcinea) by Vickie Tern He'd been terribly busy all week, up early and gone too soon for even one quick squeeze of his wake-up erection. Gone before she could get down to share a breakfast. A few mornings ago she'd heard him rattling around and she'd fluffed her hair and pinched up her nipples and strolled into the kitchen, her trimmed bush peeking under her babydoll with each sway of her hips. Hoping he'd jump her. Nothing. He wasn't there. She hadn't even heard him leave. At night he'd phone he was coming home late, just leave him a sandwich. Then he'd sit in his study past bed-time with his nose buried in papers. She'd stood behind him once, running her hands up and down his chest, feeling her crotch grow moist. "Just this week, honey, I'm nearly done," he'd told her, not even looking up. So she'd broken off and gone to bed alone. Past midnight he'd crept in, careful not to wake her. She felt neglected, increasingly resentful. Now late Friday, he'd come home smiling, bearing a big bouquet of fresh-cut daisies. "For you," he said. "For being so patient." She took them without a word and slid them into a crockery vase he'd never liked. She knew she was being unfair. They'd had this crisis at the office, he'd warned her it was coming, she was proud everyone trusted he could deal with it. She should congratulate him. But despite herself she was annoyed. "Thank you," she managed grudgingly. "They're lovely." "Not as lovely as you," he said. "Let's go to bed and kiss and make up!" "Oh, have we quarreled?" she asked, one eyebrow raised. "Make up for lost time I mean, honey," he said. He sensed her distance. "All right," she said. She should make him wait, she thought. But he took her in his arms and pressed his hard cock into her belly. "It's been difficult for both of us." "Very hard," he replied. "Maybe for you," she said. "Difficult for me." No more word games. He picked her up in a single swooping gesture and carried her upstairs, crossed the threshold of their bedroom and laid her down gently on the bed, legs over the side, breathing heavily. On their wedding night it'd been effortless. Swiftly he knelt between her knees, ducked under her full, pleated skirt, and plunged his face into her pussy. He encountered only her damp panty crotch, slick nylon stretched across her slit. She felt vindicated, but then regretful. So after a moment of nuzzling she grandly lifted her buttocks and slid her lace panties out from under altogether. A moment more and his nose was buried deep between her lips, his tongue licking up juices that were starting to flow despite herself. She finally had him where she wanted him. She looked down and saw only her skirt, no husband, no lover, no man, but the most delicious feelings emerged from that place! Was it a nose, a tongue, his lips nibbling her? She began to moan. Soon she clamped her legs onto his invisible head and thrust her crotch against it repeatedly in her first orgasm. Then closed her eyes and felt herself rise toward another. She remembered doing this once with a slim young man she'd dated long before her marriage. They'd gone sailing and gotten becalmed, and there'd been nothing to do but wait. Well, almost nothing. They'd gone into the cuddy cabin, and there as the little boat rolled gently she'd lain on top of him and he'd rolled his head between her thighs, kissing and sucking her pussy while she bent toward his cock. She'd rolled her tongue around it to lick up pre-cum she squeezed from it, then on impulse she'd sunk her whole face down, burying him deep inside her head. Her first cocksuck. He'd soon turned tense and cum had spurted down her throat as she came too. She'd then reversed position to squeeze him into her before he could soften, and that's how they were, licking cum from each others' faces, crotches beginning to move in unison, when a stiff wind also came up and they had to return to port. He'd never fucked her properly, that beautiful boy. They didn't meet again for years. She decided that now it was high time. She was ready. Eyes tight shut, she lifted her skirt to her waist and tugged the head down there up by its hair. But now it was that slim young man who lay between her legs, not her husband fumbling to plunge his stiff member into her. The bed rocked beneath them both as she heaved and that boy lunged back at her. She kissed his sweet cum-soaked face passionately, and he kissed hers gratefully, and the winds rose within them both until he throbbed inside her uncontrollably, and her moans peaked into shrieks. She came down thinking that it served him right, this man she'd married and had just cuckolded in her heart. Now they were even. But still, she felt guilty. Later when they were showering, reaquainting their soapy hands with each others crevices, she decided to confess her infidelity. "Do you remember your Uncle's boat, that summer we met and first got to know each other?" She reached for his cock and once again held it. "I've never forgotten," he said. He lifted a breast in each cupped hand and bent to kiss her nipples tenderly, delicately. "If we'd actually made love that day, if that wind hadn't come up, do you think you'd have married me years later? Wouldn't you have gotten what you'd wanted and then gone your way?" "I did get what I wanted, and I keep wanting more." he said. "And we did actually make love that day," he said. "Both kinds. I often remember it the way it should have been. Just now again, in fact." "Oh?" she asked. "Just now?" "Yes," he said. She thought about that. "You were such a beautiful boy," she said dreamily. "And now you're such a beautiful man. I've missed you all week." "I've missed you terribly." "I thought we were apart all week. But I guess we're together sometimes even when we don't even know it." He looked a little puzzled. "Yes," he said finally. She smiled. Still naked, they returned to their cuddy cabin and sailed away together for the entire weekend. (c) 2001 by Vickie Tern. May be freely copied to any freely access archive. I like hearing comment: [email protected] 

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Just before 7:00, the doorbell rang. I let my neighbors in and we all started laughing. All of us were wearing robes! I introduced everyone to Bob. Sally said, “Well, let’s see your new pool. I heard them working this morning and have been dying to see it!” We all went out back. “Oh wow! A WATERFALL! Is that real rock?” Gracie asked. “No, it’s just plastic, but it does look real.” (Gracie was looking at Ed. SHE had a ‘puppy dog’ look going.) “And a diving board!” Bill said. “I know you...

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These are compliments of smokeyjoe from the land down under: A missionary is sent to darkest Africa to live with a primitive tribe. He spends years with them, teaching them reading, writing and Christianity. One day the wife of the tribe’s chief gives birth to a white child. The tribe is shocked, and the chief pulls the missionary aside and says, “Look here! You’re the only white man we’ve ever seen and this woman gives birth to a white child. It doesn’t take a genius to figure out what...

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Part II. From Part I: I returned from Afghanistan, having been shot in the shoulder and having two surgeries to repair it. I got out of the Army to help my mother who had bladder cancer and ran into the high school girl on whom I had had a crush. I found out she was a single mother of a young daughter and tried to ask her out, only to have her accuse me of treating her like someone who I thought couldn’t take care of herself and needed to be saved. Chapter 4. My mother? 19 September 2009 ...

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Into It Book 2Chapter 14

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Equal SharesChapter 6

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The Assistant Prequel

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Holiday Park Slut

By the middle of the week I had exhausted Chas and still craved more, and that night I wanted to go down to the club that was on site. Chas said he was to tired to go and so I asked if he minded if I went for a while, he said for me to go and that he might join me later. I tarted myself up, put on a low cut dress, and off I went saying don’t wait up with a smile on my face, Chas called me a dirty slut as I went. I just laughed. After a few hours Chas must of decided to come and look for me...

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